''Working on it''
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
''Working on it''
"Good luck, but it's fine if you can't get them."
a small preview
Put the kettle on, lad
>>709175853
''I'll be there in 15''
Just act as you would if you weren't waiting, don't over think it
Tomorrow for sure...
>fuck off
Nice to see CJ off the hook though
Sooooooo excited
>>709176159
Liverpool?
>>709175853
Its 3 credits. And there are a few spots open. They finalize the list this Friday. Its under 2000$
Think what you will.
>>709175853
Can I see a pic of him? Like what's his fb
When do you want to go to the casino?
I told her we should all go kill ourselves if we don't care about our race
i'm sowwy
I thought it was a Mac that she wanted
>>709175853
my cat is sitting between my legs
>>709176563
Kek.
>>709176457
Even worse
Luton
tbh
>>709176563
For?
http://maps.apple.com/?ll=29.054956,-96.496408&q=29.054956,-96.491409
"What?"
--Richard M. Nixon
What do I do with the note Chris? :(
Captain kitty, poor bastard
"Oh god..."
>>709175853
heh
>>709176604
Liverpool is pretty good these days
Can't coment on Luton though
I like cups of tea
I think I'm gonna fuck a dog in the ass.
tb
Got the coffee shits bad brah
>>709175853
"It's ridiculous. This place seriously needs a translator."
>>709175853
hey sorry i missed your call i was bathing the dog, what's up
>>709175853
holy shit i just killedd someone bro i dont know what to do like hiooly shit help me
Yeah, it's got electrolytes!
Wtf
>>709175853
":c"
Hi Ken, got bogged down with work - if you are about tomorrow morning (9am) I'll pop down, pick up the cellar keys and trim the hedge.
>>709175853
"Holy shit you lost weight :( my boner just died"
>>709176839
>>709176814
explain
>>709176841
Kek
>>709176803
Yeah, I was bringing back some morning breakfast for the office earlier
>>709175853
"I'll try"
"Oh. It's a huge fucking salad."
Did you find the dog?
Well come get her lol
>>709175853
i don't want anyone to know im doing this
"Into anal? Au Bon pain?"
Fuck if I know. She's been doing that shit since the cunt got here.
"You sure?"
Think of a hard clap, but with your ass cheeks
Her and i are going on that date tonight still
Omg it gets so sweaty in that thing
>>709175853
Oh no. Had it gotten any better? I'll ask my dad. Would you be able to see me later?
wilfred!
>>709175853
I guess I'll just kill myself since nobody is here
"It's only a third of the way to be complete tbh"
Well at least it's not raining for once
Rednecks come out there but i think once they saw who it was they wouldnt care either.
>>709175853
"coming up. Hold them back"
>I was only able to get you 11 heads total from your order.
Huh, that kinda works.
*sigh* alright. Give me a sec.
>>709176935
I was at a medical diagnostics office for a blood test. Staff were white, 95% or the waiting room were brown. The communication gap was absurd.
They would wander into restricted areas.. One of them even tried handing me their stool sample baggy because they assumed I was staff? Couldn't take directions at all.. One staffer looked about ready to knock a mofo out.
>>709175853
No one to text..
>>709175853
There is no more ketchup
>>709175853
If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need the talcum powder
I spilled tomato sauce in my tub.
Did you find Bam Bam?
(Bam Bam is a Yorkshire terrier)
On my way, don't fret
i cant walk
Dad says that's fine, more food for the rest of us
>>709175853
"I can't handle it."
All you had to do was catch the damn train cj
>>709176841
lel
"two hours of work then im leaving an hour after that"
Nou, waardeer je harde werk.
>>709175853
"OK"
kind of a letdown really.
even better
>>709177777
NOICE
"Why you cancelling your order?"
>>709177777
"A few ultrasound pics. We'll have better ones in a few weeks."
I should've used a firewall!!!
>>709175853
kids a fuckin snake. if i catch him in public mans fightin me
"hahahahahahaha"
>>709177777
C H E C K E D
"K"
>>709177777
Checked
>>709177381
kek
WAMUU
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
I really don't get the Joke
>>709177777
>>709175853
black don't crack, my nigga
>>709175853
Second to last text I sent was "yo."
>>709175853
"That yellow briefcase"
"Hey baby, I hope you're having fun at work"
Come help me
>>709175853
it's all good man. talk to you soon
"good night sweetie"
gees
>>709177556
Notice them double dubs tho
>>709175853
'tell me the truth'
I bought milk
>>709175853
"I'm fine..."
"are those chips for me"
det kan klares (it can be done)
Nothing much, how's your day going babe?
>>709175853
>>709175853
Just doing some cardio.
>>709176604
>luton
seriously? might as well kill yourself.
it'd be easier for your family
>>709175853
It's all good, brother.
I had a really long day, well.. It's monday so it's pretty much always long feeling.
>>709175853
"let's keep it a secret between us"
am i a criminal now?
The pizza is immersive
>>709175853
>no pictures
How much does it coast again?
>>709179043
you mean aggressive
>>709175853
"In that bathroom fan"
Weird.
>>709175853
The only line I have in charCount is:
return substr_count($strTest, strCharacter[0]);
>>709175853
tbhdesusenpai.site88.net
the game
>>709175853
Study
Found it
"Since I'm not very creative"
kek
"Cool. When you get around to playing, if you have any issues, just let me know. I use this program all the time."
I dunno when i'll be home
No. I'm still the youngest one at work.
>>709175853
>>709175853
Filmmaking is such an easy biz!
Es neta
>>709175853
I'll stop by after work
Potassium.
This game isn't that fun.
yea...sitting on the phone with cisco..pulling log files. taking forever...long awkward silence
>>709175853
"Hey Mama."
LOL
>>709175853
I'll jump on tomorrow. I'm fucking GAY
"Ok sounds good"
"That's not bad, pretty standard"
>>709175853
If you are going to sell coke in small doses, you should get the square reader.
>>709175853
I'm sorry to inform you that you won't be seeing John any longer. He has moved out of country...
>>709175853
"back in LA"
I have to go return some video tapes.
Yeah that's fine with me see you then
P20 factor 20? Xxxx
Great, when can I pick it up?
I just found some old bongos
"take care of yourself"
I don't see how it could apply here
>>709175853
"hey you little computer savvy! hope it'll go just fine, just take it easy! :) "
>>709175853
"more photos? ;)"
i like how that turned out
That's cannibalism.
"Did you... miss me?"
I think it might be MonHunXG
"Thanks for that textbook example"
>>709175853
"There ain't any percs kicking around?"
Hey
"I fucking hate this game"
This applies in more than one way here...
"Why are you sending me this"
▲
▲ ▲
>>709175853
"holy fuck i feel super bad right now"
>>709175853
Mom where are you?
>>709175853
Hey hey, how was the wedding?
"Idk I'm legitimately VERY sick"
>>709175853
"Sorry for the delay, I was helping Daryl."
>>709175853
"I just put him to bed"
>>709175853
"no"
"miss me with that gay shit"
>>709175853
Anon that was assigned 4 hours ago. You really think I've spent enough time in meditation to answer that already? Cmon man
Sure. We'll see how I feel.
send me that pussy pic girl, it's been a long time since i've seen, at least help me rub one out while i think about making that pussy FART
>>709177777
CHECKED
>>709175853
Lel. Autocorrect fucked me like the nigger it is
I'm just being honest, I'm seriously pissed at your continuous ignorance of the real problem
Lol woops
>>709175853
"Fuck being sensible."
>>709175853
"So it look like it's just me and you then haha"
"hey, can you samefag my shitty thread so that it stays on the front page? thanks, it really boosts my ego."
If you stick around the fortress fao isn't too bad
Yeah we found her, she was in the river, she never stood a chance. We are burying her tonight.
My poor pupper ;(
''Maybe later, I'm busy''
Strangely accurate.
>>709175853
>"Blair is already in love wit her lol"
>>709175853
So, turns out my girl is on her period.
You haven't missed anzthing
asdfgh heatenings
>>709175853
"If they accept our offer we can request an inspection before moving in."
>>709175853
Where are you?
"Ive just been doing lots of things"
"Still love em"
Welp. If he complains that it's taking me too long to pee, ask him about the 4th Leadership Principle.
>>709175853
Are you practicing your harmonic minor scale?!
>>709175853
"Wait it hasn't been painted"
Delivery guy will be there in 20 min. Put in garage please. Lunch time. Love u.
>>709175853
Was calling to warn you
>>709175853
"oop"
