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Last week, I became this
>>709155212
I use to masturbate in class in middle school...
got head multiple times from my all time bestfriends gf while they were still togheter, no one knew it til this day
I fucking love dicks but I'll never get to fuck one because I won't cheat on my wife.
>inb4 faggot
I'm gay. My friends know and I joke with them about it but I haven't told anyone in my family. I've jerked off to fembois multiple times already.
>>709155541
So do i but i cheated on my gf i love to suck cock and the last time i did it i let him fuck my ass it was the first time i have neen fucked and it felt so good
>>709155817
I'm married and duck guy butt. It's pretty much just advanced masturbation, I don't feel bad keeping it secret.
>>709155366
Im in middleschool and im masturbating
I beat off to a pedo text story some asshole posted on here yesterday. Wanted to cut my hand off after. Is that even illegal though?
>>709156177
Summarization of the story?
i dnt have secrets, i have things people would never believe, possible too.
>Be me
>26 yo
>all life girlfriend with marriage plans
>2 years in my work
>one day a lot of new people enter to work in diferent areas of the buisness for 4 months, doesn't matter to me in that moment, only more work to do.
>For my work in the company i have to deal with almost all employees
>one day i begin to talk with 2 new girls (really hot bodies), had a third with them but was always chatting on your phone, so I was not paying attention to she
>i talk with this girls every fuckin day a lot of time.
>one day left me alone with the third girl, and when I pay attention I realized that it was beautiful, with an amazing ass and tits
>begin to talk with she every day and expends my time with she, we talk in work and out of work by "wasap"
>in my house began preparations for the wedding
>the girl and I started getting to be closer (she had boyfriend)
>Begin dating with she
>I got married
>she doesn't matter i was married, continue dating
>I fell in love with her, i never told she
>one day she told me that we could not remain together (via whatsapp)
>i've fucking got crazy and angry but i just tel good bye.
>2 years have passed, i'm still married.
>i'm still love that girl
>sad story...
When I was a kid my 1st cousin(same age as me) moved in with my family and I had to share a room with her, my parents would also leave us home alone since they both worked.
As you can imagine we ended up fucking quite a lot when they were not home, and actually still live together have a child on the way.
>>709156720
>Getting married
>Being this retarded
>Screwing over your wife's life this much eventually
Honestly suicide now
I had erectile dysfunction for 3 months when I was 16 years old, and I enjoyed it a fair deal.
>teach guitar to make some extra money
>have a very good rep and some of my former pupils are doing well
>have a pretty 16 year old emo guy who is a talented pupil
>we have a great rapport, always laughing and joking
>he got a back strain one day while playing and I rubbed his back for him because he was in pain
>during back rub he moaned like a girl
>instant diamonds
>to get more leverage while rubbing I placed a hand on his chest so I could push a little harder
>his heart was beating really fast and I got a mad thought
>I got very close while I rubbed him and began to lightly pinch his nipple while I carried on rubbing
>his moaning got more louder and finally I leaned into him and began to suck his earlobe
>he turned his head and we started kissing, then fondling and finally we ended up 69ing
> he came pretty fast and I got him to lay down on his front for me and I slow fucked his ass
>I came buckets in his ass and then blew him again
>he now gets all the free lessons he wants for life.
>>709157060
This is hot.
Half the posts in these threads are just fags. Can we have separate fag confession threads? Like shit, faggotry is accepted these days. You don't see hetro annons random sex stories in confession threads.
>>709156720
>sad story...
You cheated on your wife, if I'm understanding correctly. You get no sympathy from me.
My best friend has two kids neither of which are his, both are mine (confirmed with a test I secretly had done) and he has no idea because we are very similar in build and complexion, we even get mistaken for being brothers sometimes when we hang out together, I'd feel bad about it but his gf is a great fuck and a great mom too, she also told me last month that they are thinking about trying for a third kid, looks like I'm on again!
>>709157555
I'd post photos but I'm too chicken shit.... also I don't want to do jail time.
I'm addicted to posting my ex gf online ... It's horrible and I regret doing it ... It's gotten so bad I'm pretty sure she's been doxed once ... I hate that I post her all the time ... But at the same time it's enjoyable
My cousin gets mistaken for being my doughter and once for being my gf.
I wish one of them was true.
>>709157837
this is a fantasy of mine, too
When I was 14 my mom's one of my mom's childhood friends moved in with us along with her husband and 2 daughters. They stayed with us for about 7 months until they got stable jobs and shit. Well their daughters were 5 and 9. The 9yr old had the ass of a full blown woman. It was big, round, and firm and I don't mean big for a 9yr old, I mean big altogether. She had a nicer ass than the chicks at my school, it was hard not to look at it and to make things better she would wear tight pants with words on the ass or shorts depending on the weather. Long story short I had to babysit both of them after school while everyone was still at work. I made a deal with her were I'd give her the answers to her homework and in return she let me dry hump her as much as I wanted.
One time I sucked my brothers dick while he was sleeping
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
My aunt's second child is mine and her husband has no idia. I was made her godfather so I can still be a fother to her.
>>709155312
I'm halfway there friend.
I sacrificed my mercenary band, became a dark angel, and raped my friend's girlfriend in front of him.
Now my former-friend has one eye, a mechanical arm, and a huge sword meaning to exact his revenge on me.
>>709159220
>Now my former-friend has one eye, a mechanical arm
???
I've lived a shitty life of embarrassment, humiliation and abuse and I don't know how to function normally withing society.
I've had things to look forward to in life, something that's worth getting through all this shit for if you get me? there's always been a plan, I always knew what I'll be doing for the year at least... recently it all went down to shit and I've no hopes of fixing it. The only option for me is to work a regular job till I fucking die.
I understand that if you get money saved up you can travel, you can buy yourself shit that was too expensive before, but none of these things satisfy me, I don't want anything. I just wanted to have something 'secured' for the rest of my life so I can live happy. To me working a normal job is reaching a dead end, that's where life goes to shit and you end up doing the same thing till you die. I don't want that, I'm terrified of that, I don't want to hate life everyday + work to maintain that for years to come... I don't think life will get any better for me and I'm confused as to what I should do
It's either get a job and just maintain that shitty existence or kill myself because things won't get any better. I haven't told anyone this, everyone thinks I have a plan, that I'll figure something out, I always did but this time I really did reach a dead end. What's left to do? how can I make life good?
>>709156021
>advanced masturbation
That's how I feel about it too. Had a down low jack off / blow job buddy as a young teenager so I know for a fact I love dick. I just moved away from it for so long and now I'm married I'm not sure I have the balls to persue it. Pretty much the only porn I get off to these days though.
>>709159220
This sounds familiar, but amazing story bro
>>709157060
> read gay story
> dick twitches
> not gay though
> wtf happening
>>709159220
GRIIIFFFIIIIIIIITHHHHHH!!!!
I was a fuck buddy with this dude and he never wanted to commit. We would meet once a week late at night but one month he hadnt gotten back to me for thre weeks. I got impatient and had drunk sex with some frat Boy and got the clap unknowingly and gave it to my Fwb. I told him and then we didn't talk for a month until he messaged me out of no where to come over. I assumed he got himself treated and he didn't and he gave it back to me when we fucked again. We haven't talked since. I fucked up and I know that. I miss him everyday he was perfect. He dressed up as the president for me, sent me musicals, and got drunk with me and fucked me dumb. I hope he is doing alright. I also secretly hope one day he will message me to fuck again but I dont think so.
So I just keep being a slut hoping to find another him and I won't and Halloween is coming up which was when we first met and fuck.
As a bi-curious guy, how do you guys suck dick without the risk of HIV
>>709156720
hahaha you dickhead
>>709155212
Not a secret within my immediate family, but I still take baths with my younger sister. Nothing inappropriate of course but people would get the wrong idea.
>>709158790
Fuck off faggot
I have a great girlfriend.
I cheat on her anyways.
The prospect of sex with the same person only doesn't appeal to me.
She doesn't like it.. But it's like "don't ask, don't tell."
I facefucked a drunk barslut on a football field, pinned her facedown and rammed my cock in her cunt for a couple minutes.
Pulled out and blew my load all over her face and left her there.
Went to the 24hr gym for a shower
Went home to curl up in bed with my gf
Our sex life actually suffers if I don't fuck someone else every few months
No regrets on my side.. Everything seems great
Would be social pariah if discovered
I feel depressed and unsatisfied with my life, and yet I have delusions of grandeur that make me feel as if I have something important to do someday; which ironically are the only thing keeping me from killing myself over how shitty I feel about everything.
Pic unrelated
I have a sweet, loving girlfriend. We live together. But secretly I'm bi, so I go out with my "guy friends" who are actually my fuck buddies and get rammed in the ass.
This one time, then somewhere related another time. Something, then because It was by accident i tried again, crossreferencing past attempts. Things got out of hand, but were stable enough to enjoy the concept.
>>709161302
Maybe your depression comes from your inability to meet your high expectations.
>>709155212
I was molested by an older female on an elementary school bus.
>>709159393
Smoke DMT
>>709161925
I'm sure that's part of the reason. But I know it's a collection of other things as well.
I'm a licensed attorney. My in-laws have no idea and think I'm a successful lawyer, but really I've been unemployed/underemployed for the last 6 years.
It's been both because of and the cause of major depression. Which they also have no idea about.
Every time I see them I'm on Adderall which makes me talkative and (at least seem) less depressed.
>>709158694
m or f??
>>709160857
more cheating stories pls
>>709157962
You won't, show us.
>>709162149
Wat
>>709159393
holy fuck man this is so close to my life
, shitty childhood abusive dad parents split when I was 10 months life of trouble through school, no goals now no direction don't want to waste my life working to save money just to die so basically I just get high and play video games whenever I have the time nowadays , I met someone one of my friends mums actually she is 37 and im 21 we have been together for 3 years now but we fight a lot and she wants me to " go places" and do all the usual bullshit but I just cant do it and I think one day it will be the end of us but as far as advice for you just do what you feel makes you happy even if its simple fuck everyone else fuck society and live doing what you like
i got head from this girl and came down her throat, found out she was married like 5 min later, confessed it in the last confession thread, and the husband's friend saw it and told the husband about it
basically i just thought some single slutty girl was sucking my dick and i ruined a marriage
I look at naked women and masturbate to them doing doing the sex.
Ive committed very high profile crimes, beat the charges and changed my name. Very few people know the truth.
>>709159393 my whole life from the age of 6 I wanted to be a computer tech after I saw a guy come fix our computer I was like omfg that's it that's what I want to be I grew up spending most of my time with computers absolutely set on doing some job with them I got to college studied for 3 years and realised holy fuck I don't want to do this anymore since then my life has gone downhill im a mess no sense of direction feel like I let everyone down over and over never satisfied with life and knowing one day I will die scares the fuck outa me but sometimes I feel like it would be a blessing
>>709159562 lol I was so interested till I saw blew my load in his ass then a small part of me died on the inside
>>709163592
She ruined her marriage, not you. You had no idea.
>>709163764
you're not dustin's friend are you?
thats true, anon. thanks for makin me feel better lol
>>709155212
i throw away like 80% of the food my grandma gives me. she can never know, she'd be devastated.
>>709160534
lol'd
>>709163629
your a fucking legend thanks for the laugh
>>709163664
Dude, I'm an IT guy and I have some advice for you. Go back and finish school, but also start to find something you like to do.
The reason you should do these things is that everyone in some sort of IT burns out. I've learned that I can only do stuff with computers for about 5 years, and then I burn out. Then I'll do something else for however long it takes until the burn out is gone. Then, I start doing computer work again and love it again.
I promise it'll be worth your time.
>be 39 year old
> Girl from school wants to fuck
> Go over pick her up
> were in my car shes really horny
> she changes her mind last second
> im blue balls as fuck
> leave pissed off
> See a hen thats on its nest
> Go to town on it
> Go home satisfied but ashamed
> shower and wash the fathers off of my cock
>>709164108
y'know you might be right man I just feel so demotivated now , most of my life ive been put down by my father and made to feel worthless and incapable of anything I know its not true but when things don't go right it all comes flooding back and I feel like he is right, I also have a hard time not fucking around when doing serious work as pc's have been a toy for so long, do you also game ??
>>709163435
I'm 21 too man, I tried doing shit in life, i was big into art so went to college, had some medical issues so had to quit, I just didn't learn enough to progress, then I found out I can't get funding for college again + no money and if i wanted to save money I'll feel too old for college. Last time I tried i was 4 years older than everyone else, it made me feel so out of place, jesus.
That's about 18 years of my life thinking I'll be an artist of sorts, down the drain, over night like...
Another thing in life that I want to do, and always wanted, just seemed 'unrealistic', I want to start a band, musics good for my taste, seems different but who the fuck listens to non shitty music nowadays? even if I get somewhere with music I won't get far enough to make it my 'day job'...
Other than that, I can't enjoy shit because everytime I do I keep thinking that I've still life to figure out so I can't enjoy anything until my life has a purpose. A fucked up cycle and it makes me feel uneasy, can't stop thinking about tomorrow...
>>709163664
pretty much same with me, read above
>>709164279
LOLWHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTREAD
>>709158790
Every fucking thread. Fuck off faggot
>>709163592
psh id let her bloe me even if i knew she was married
>>709155483
"best friend"
>>709155312
Hi there, dumbledore
>>709164316
I used to game quite a bit. Now, I'm a consolefag who only plays vidya with my son.
I think you should go back and finish school, and. prove everyone who put you down wrong.
Make money, get experience, get bitches.
Also, start going to the gym. Nothing motivates you more than being fit. Seriously.
>>709164353
It was not a proud moment
I want to fuck my mom, or at least get a blowjob from her.
Pic related
>>709164334
I forgot to say something about music, I don't play anymore but if I didn't have my music I don't think id survive its been with me and gotten me through so much , recently ive had no phone for about a month its absolutely killing me as that's my only source of music and my mrs can't handle music gives her bad migrains , so my phone was my only way of listening im starting to lose the plot man, I feel the same way about my "dream job" of being a pro gamer feels so far fetched I still have a sliver of hope that one day I could be good enough but same as music theres already established bands with lots of money its just so hard for small timers to start out and even if you do get somewhere usually its still only a hobby not an income as far as gaming goes probably 1% if not less actually make a career out of streaming youtube etc
>>709163592
why the fuck do you post pics of people you know with these kind of stories or any kind of story really? that's really fucked up of you to do.
>>709162516
Why don't you just get a job outside of your field?
>>709164572
when I was 11 I thought I could marry my dog and tried to do her one time, not proud never told a single soul in my life
>>709164785
Shes sexy anon good luck
>>709157663
i'm not proud of what i've done, really i am trying to continue with my life and make my family happy as they deserve
>>709164931
I've tried. Many times. I'm always "overqualified."
Sometimes I just want to end it all.
>>709164560
thanks man I hope ill get there one day, I had been doing weights at home ive even stopped that I just can't motivate myself anymore , my relationship is failing because she wants me to be someone im not and I try to try but its getting harder and harder im putting in less and less effort and I don't know why when I do try I usually fuck up and feel so bad I don't try again for longer its a vicious cycle
I used to house sit and I snuck into a 14-16 yo girl's room once and sniffed her dirty panties, sucked her dildo and vibrator dry, and cummed in her very childish bed. Rubbed my asshole on all her things.
>>709163592
good job, anon
>>709164813
same here, if I didn't listen to Free or Rory Gallagher over the recent events I would've probably finished myself off.
I don't plan on making a ton of money, I just want enough to not work a shitty day job and hate life.
Well, the only thing that gives me hope is that the music I'm making with a friend of mine is actually decent, the first thing that I did that I wasn't ashamed of. It's still work in progress but man, some decent jams in there, the thing is, we can't just jam, our music tastes are so specific that theres no way I can find someone like him locally or at least in the same country as me, he's a world away from me but we send eachother our jams and put songs together that way, if we manage to get some attention that way then I'll get the fuck out of here asap and start gigging, atm I'm clueless if it even will work out for us, hopefully man...
I think that if you do something differently to others, and learn what it is they do that you dislike, then don't make their mistakes and just do your own thing, for all we know we might be onto something here, worth a try anyways, if that doesn't work out then i don't know man, probably means the end?
>>709165327
I laughed so hard at the rubbed my asshole on her shit thanks anon, ive sniffed panties before that I shouldn't of i felt bad but still did it again ...
>>709164933
I felt bad cuz i went back and did a couple more times.
>>709165479
i think you should go deffinatly go with it man or at least play it out and establish yourself a bit more even if you don't go big time find some way of making just enough money to do what you love and to live and your set
GF had an abortion about a year ago.
>>709165479
is there anyway we can stay in touch you seem like a soul i want to know someone who actually understands
>>709162965
pretty sure its male, cuz it says "brother" and not sister.
>>709163873
How did you know? Please don't tell Dustin about it, he really hates you and her right now.
>>709165882
sure man, I'm trying to figure it out but i don't want to post my contact info on 4chan, you know how it is haha if you have some email address you're not using that you might post here that won't be threatened by a bunch of fags trolling and sending viruses then give it here and i'll mail you, you'll know that its me
SECRETS
>DNC organizes plausibly-deniable voter fraud
>Creamer is a high-level organizer who runs a network of DNC shills who carry out a variety of fraud schemes.
>Even our own brave, honorable Comrade Obama is in on it, as shown by the white house's own logs
VIDEO 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuJGHuIkzY
VIDEO 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDc8PVCvfKs
NEW PROJECT VERITAS VIDEO 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEQvsK5w-jY
I took part in a group that jump my best friend
>we beat him bloody and then took turns raping his girlfriend in front of him
>I declined the rape
>this made my boss wary so he handed me a knife and told me to end it
>went over and slit his throat while our guys finished with the girl
>boss shot her in the face and then had us chop me up and put them in trashbags
>all because he stole a $50 sac of bud from my bosses warehouse
>my friend and his gf's life were worth 50 fucking dollars
>still have nightmares about it and feel guilt every day since I'm dating the girls sister
>>709166796
Nah not really anon
>>709165311
Break up with her and move on. The relationship is what is making you miserable. Trust me, she won't be the last girl you date. Save yourself, and lose the baggage.
>>709166158
same thoughts haha yeh ill make one
I fucked a couch that my hot aunt had sat in for a while it still smelled like her and was warm. I came super fast in between the cushions. I cum in her panties when i go over to her house but i would plow her all day if given the chance
>>709167605
aight, sent a mail just now so you know its me
The only thing that makes me cum anymore is the idea of my wife eating out my daughter.
>>709166134
just a hunch. does he know who i am?
i dont know him well enough to be talking w him
i think she has been w a few guys
>>709159220
>be about 6
>love my weiner
>masturbate, more like just tug it, play with it cause wtf is masturbate
>get curious for girls
>create a "game" basically to let me put my hand in their pants
>start with cousins [related and not(parents split and remarried quick)]
>high crushing on the not related "cousins"
>finger girls this way till I was 10.
>single till about 15 anyways.
>still fantasize about some of my cousins
I spanked my daughter until she was a senior in high school. Bare ass always. By the end she had grown into such a little hottie that whenever I spanked he, I'd put her in a position so that I could see her sweet pussy and asshole.
>>709163741
Haha right? I was like wait, the instructor is a dude? Goddamn it I was starting to get into it.
over the summer i fucked my 50 yo neighbor at my block party. it was dark and i had just my bathing suit on, she comes into my yard. pitch black trees all around she walks up and reaches down my shorts and grabs my dick. she tells me she wants me to fuck her im boned up and she starts blowing me then i spin her around and fuck her from behind, blow my load on her ass. she loved it. i still bang her sometimes
>>709155483
Pretty sure the gf did
>>709168425
Cont.
>One of the cousins is a full lesbian
>the others are huge fuck ups
>already preggers with kids full whore mode no baby daddy around
>other is a party animal, always getting fucked and fucked up
>feels like this was all my fault.
>only really,feel bad about the lesbian one.
>now im 23 (same as the preggger and drunk) lesbian is like 20
>I still love to masturbate. Love to sex.
It ruins my life because I think all relationships (girlfriend relationships) mean we get to sex all the time.
>>709164279
Washed your father off your cock huh?
>>709164785
If dubzz message her and let her now how you feel
>>709169634
Reroll this
>>709169818
Fucking fuck!!
Reroll again and again.
ben hving sex with my mom for last 5 years.
pic related
>>709170049
oh men...
>>709163150
Okay.
> gf is at home sleeping
> I'm upstairs in another appartment playing xbox with a friend
> friend is 110lb 19yo brunette
> make deal.. I win this round she fucks me
> I win
> we joke around about it and agree to "just the tip"
> she stands up and takes her sweats off
> I stay seated and pull mine slightly down
> just the tip lasted just a few seconds
> she rode me for about 10min
> tell her I'm about to cum
> "I'm on the pill" winks at me
> she pulls almost off of me so she can work my head with her pelvic muscles
> *oh shit her skillz!*
> cum hard af inside of her.. She lowers herself but she's so tight there's not enough room for my cock and the jizz
> cum squirts out onto my crotch
> she stands up and it starts falling on the floor
> mfw her dog ran over and started licking it up
>>709155312
>>709163874
Aaaw,that's sad,poor granny.
>>709155212
I'm currently sitting in bed trying not to wet myself in a diaper.
>>709155366
Same
my girl have two friends with a really juicy ass, i want to fuck them hard in the ass and cum in her tits
>>>>709156720
Been married for a while here and I understand your deal minus the fucking angsty stuff near the end of your story.
They're called muses, women you would marry and live the life with under different circumstances, I work with one, I tutor with one, and I have a buddy who is also one. I guess I'm a romantic.
Don't pursue them, they are meant to be untangle things that are within reach. Use your feelings for them to make yourself a better person for yourself and for your wife if youve become complacent with your marriage. I use to work out about once a week, wife material started working with me, I started going to the gym three times a week afterwards and we'd became gym buddies. Started tutoring other students at school when the second one showed up, I delved deeper into more meaningful books and started appericating art more thoughly so we could chat. Buddy girl started to hangout with my wife and I on the reg, I worked on advancing my career for the money so when she'd come over there's more weed and better entertainment to go around.
Again they are muses and history is full of great men that used them and the feelings they gave said men to reach greater heights.
The perk of this is my wife has bettered herself in many ways to make me happier and our lives better as well.
Never cheat on your fucking wife, you made a vow in front of whatever your your god is, country, and family to be loyal to your spouse. If you can't keep your word as a man then you're a piece of shit
>>709155212
I had sex at the age of ten, with my nine-year old neighbor.
My little sister wanted to suck my dick. I obviously didn't do it, but it was kinda hot that she wanted to.
>be me
>be first day of class
>see hot girl
>got huge boner
>have idea to get her to notice my hog
>shes sitting im standing, hog inches from her face
>she screams
>go to principles office
>get fired and not allowed to teach again.
>>709170962
That was the very only time i cheated her, now i'm trying to be a good husband.
PS: i don't believe in god, fuck that cocksucker
>>709167901
Nice!
>be me 27
>go to wedding this past Saturday
>between two close friends
>I use to date the bride but that's in the past
>or so we thought
>during reception she approaches me
>slides me a note
>meet her in the third floor of hotel
>we fuck like rabbits near vending machines
>go back and act like nothing going happened
>go on to give my best man speech of how awesome they are
>back home and feel guilty free
>>709171632
Still a piece of shit Buddy, hope you don't hold it against your wife when she eat someone else's cock.
And to reiterated I said whatever deity be it the fucking sun or math for all I care.
>>709171965
winner of life
>>709172056
yeah, i know men, i know
I wish my adult daughter would make a move on me.
>>709155366
and you cum inside your pants? then you go all day wet? hah!
>>709155806
I'm Michael Jackson and writing you from Hell
>>709170962
Damn dude... Just damn. Thanks for the life lesson bro
I think I'm in love with one of my bestfriends AND his girlfriend
>>709164785
it's ok anon, we want to fuck your mom too
I sucked my brother's dick when I was 9. ( I'm male)
We never talked about it ever again.
I'm straight.
>>709170962
I want you for my husbando
>>709158453
you the one with the now-meth-addicted former gf?
>be 14
>been fappin for a good 3 years
>everytime the house is empty i get on the computer in the living room to watch porn
>whenever my family goes to visit my grandparents i always come up with an excuse and end up not going
>grandpa becomes terminally ill, family visit him more and more
>take advantage of this to watch more porn home alone
>eventually he dies, and ive only visited him like twice since he got sick
>after some time my mother told me he asked her "Why does anon hate me?"
>mfw i have wasted the last opportunities to see my grandpa
still makes me feel like shit to this day
Don't want to get too into specifics but for about a year now my parents have been using restraints on me, I don't really want to end up in foster care so I haven't told anyone about it except on here.
I turned my self bi and I want to go back but can't stop having homo tendencies from time to time
>Been depressed for years
>All of my friends have gone
>I have developed a social anxiety over years
>Have done suicide attempts
>Somethimes I wish that a group tries to rob me or something so I can beat the shit out of them to let out my stress
From the age 13-16 I would steal a pair of panties where ever I could from family members girlfriends to friends parents. I eventually got caught by a friends mum and I used to exchange nudes with my cousin over tumblr
>beta dude
>good looking
>smart
>have horrible anxiety
>missed out on atleast 6 chances to have sex
>countless opportunities to have a gf
>17
>depressed
>worst part of this shitty situation?
>no one will help me ive tried telling people
>1 suicide attempt as of posting this
>>709176303
Dude, thats basically me, except that I'm 19 lol
oldfag here.
> 20 yrs ago
> me & gf living together
> her bff comes over
> we play dice game sitting on floor, late into the night
> gf says she's tired, wants to go to bed
> me & bff stay up, play a few more rounds
> at one point she gets on hands & knees in front of me to pick up dice
> can see down her blouse, perfect tits dangling, no bra
> diamonds
> wtf, impulsively cup tit
> she's not mad, liked it
> get pretty excited
> keep playing for awhile
> then she says her shoulders are aching and will I give her a massage
> think I know what she really wants, but didn't expect much with gf sleeping not 20 ft away
> no door on bedroom either (real small flat) just drawn curtain
> so, start rubbing shoulders
> progresses to squeezing tits & making out
> she takes my hand, puts it down her pants, start finger fucking her
> terrified we're gonna get caught, but risk adds spice like you wouldn't believe
> she says let's do it
> we go in bathroom
> pulls down her pants, bends over and grips sink
> slide it in
> going like there's no tomorrow
> of course, didn't last long
> she whispers don't cum in me just as I'm about to shoot
> did I mention she was married?
> first spurt goes inside her before I can pull out
> she's a little pissed off, but she gets over it before she leaves
> we did it pretty regular over the next few years, never got caught
> gf left me for other reasons
> bff let me cum n her when she was preg with her & hubby's 3rd
> I moved out of state a few years ago
> still talk to exgf & bff sometimes believe it or not
> be me, roadrunner, never been caught
> hoping bff can maybe come visit me some time, give her another massage
>
>>709158453
Post some now
>>709158900
so, your age is 20?
I was molested by my older boy cousin when i was 6. So as a payback i had sex with my girl cousin (His sister) at the age of 16
>>709178290
Just to clarify we were both 16 at the time.
i touch my balls and smell my fingers.
I'm still madly in love with my ex who cheated on me and thought about suicide in multiple occasions
>>709178290
>>709178360
that's not really payback. you should've fucked him in the ass
>>709178467
she cheats on you and then you wanna kill yourself?
>>709178499
Honestly i was horny and 16 at the time and i was never really able to erase the image out of my head. For some reason i saw it as payback. Thinking it as payback helps me cope with the fact that he molested me and i have to look at him at every family reunion. I haven't told anyone what he did to me but it's been almost 20 years so I dont really care for it anymore
>>709155212
i got a blowjob from a male friends and he kinda fucked my ass (wasn't penetrating me, just rubbed cock on the ass) im straight... i still love pussy... kinda strange huh !?
>>709178545
Complicated situation.. lost my job within a week and I'm going broke . And my best friend sided with her
I have severe suicidal depression and have made multiple attempts on my own life,
>>709178721
family reunions suck ass anyways. talking about this with someone must feel good(?) it's healthy to vent and get shit off your chest
>>709178799
get a new job asap. doesn't matter what it is, just so long as you have decent hours and staying busy
I have fantasies about suicide. I work with dangerous chemicals. One of these days I think I'll mix nitric acid and potassium ferricyanide or spill some hydrofloric acid on my leg.
i have a really, really long story with multiple chapters about a girl i met when i was 13, fucked, dated, cheated on, and all kinds of raunchy shit..
should i start? it's seriously gonna be like 10 parts. give me a few nods and i'll start
>>709179455
glad i didn't waste my time!
>>709179642
>tl;dr
me too
I'm still not over my girlfriend from two years ago... I feel like I can't get feelings for anyone now.
>>709179455
go for it :)
I was ghosted by a girl recently
Basically I met her online, and we hit it off quite nicely, spoke for hours every night for 3ish weeks. Then she stopped responding, but I she would still read what ever I sent.
One thing that sticks out is when she said "I am really glad that I met you."
She also told me about some shit that she has gone through in life. Quite personal stuff.
What could have led to the ghosting?
(she did live one the other side of an ocean for what ever it's worth)
>>709179285
Feels good to be able to vent here. It's something that i've been carrying on my chest for so long. I plan on telling my gf everything after I marry her. Despite me not caring anymore he really traumatized me for a long fucking time and I had to get over it and try to recover by myself. Shit sucks. However, I'm really cool with my girl cousin now since we had a really long talk about what happened between me and her. Thanks for listening to my shit by the way. It honestly means a lot to me
I shot a man in the head cold-bloodedly with his own gun and just left his corpse in there lying while i webt home smoking my daily joint
>>709179950
not for just one person. not worth it.
My fetish is probably to meet up with some old guy and then have him stroke me and suck me off while I look at girls on my phone pic related
>>709180109
yeah no problem man. was the grill cousin hot at least?
Used to be pretty well addicted to depraved porn, and started seeing a woman who was into the same stuff. She worked in the white house. I would pick her up from her job working in the obama admin, and I'd drive her to a BDSM club and help guys beat her until she was bruised all over, then we'd go home and fuck. She'd go back to work the next day, in a quite a bit of pain, but nobody she worked with would have any idea. Eventually it became too intense, she became very depressed and suicidal, and we broke it off. About six months ago we found each other online, met, and before saying a word to each other just bawled our eyes out. Realized we had both been so fucking damaged, this person I was helping indulge in her sadomasochistic fantasies, and the person I was helping to abuse was exactly like me, a good person, but cursed by her self loathing tendencies. I fell in love that day for the first time in a long long time.
>>709179927
I know that feel. At the end of the day it's just paitence man. After I broke up with my gf she moved on after about 2 months. I on the other hand was single for 6 years because I just couldn't move on from her. Try meeting new people. Hope everything gets better
>>709180378
Yeah lol. My aunt is pretty hot. She's really fit so she passed those godly genes down to my cousin. She had that colombian type ass with perky tits.
I've never had feelings for anyone, and i'm 23.
I also have a problem where I don't think i'm good enough for anyone. One time in HS a girl asked me out and I thought she was joking, I asked her who set me up and that it was a funny prank, and when she told me that she was actually serious, I scolded her and said shit like "whats wrong with you" and "who would ever like ME?". Her friends got mad at me because I made her cry, and I hate myself for it but I can't stop doing it. It's probably because my parents always compared me to my perfect brother, and always told me I wasn't good enough. I honestly can't remember a time when they gave me positive reinforcement for anything I did, not even finishing college. I don't want to think like this anymore. I'm seeing a psychiatrist next week, wish me luck
>>709180295
Also if they can help me find my g spot that would be great
>>709179455
Please tell us
>>709180774
My boyfriend thinks I'm being a prude since I won't do rape role play with him.
I've never told him I was raped repeatedly by my father while growing up
I beat off to gore.
>>709180612
hell yeah. could've fucked my busty blonde cousin years ago, but alas i was young and retarded. she's dating some douche now. should've struck while the iron was hot
I bring the kids on play dates just so I can fuck the other kids mom
Masturbated to this picture more times than I can count
>>709180295
>>709180774
you're a lesbian that fucks old guys? timestamp
I made a thread last night for this, but fuck it I'm lazy.
I've had sexual affairs with my mother, on and off, since I was 14. It started with me asking for a blowjob for my birthday, and things progressing after that. Ask me anything, or I can just greentext how it went down.
>>709181360
More of girl on right
>>709181153
You should tell him. He'll have something new to fap to and you can get him off your back. Win-win
>>709155483
You are a piece of shit "best friend"
>>709181554
Nah man, cheating is a blast
>>709181153
how old were you when it started? Did you ever tell anyone at the time or after?
>>709180628
looking for a therapist is great. sometimes you have to look around a little until you find one who matches you so don't get discouraged by a shitty one. i'm sure you'll feel better soon. good luck, anon.
>>709181399
greentext please
went to a strip club with sweat pants alone, and lasted only half of 1 lap dance.
I will never do this again-- unless they offer clean up services.
>>709181153
tell the story
>>709181688
Thanks, man.
fucked a prostitute regret it
>>709181648
did you have a gf at the time?
I broke into my friend's house while him & his mom were gone. Stole a little over $100 in cash from his mom's room. I convinced him it was this kid we were high school with who was in special ed. His parents kicked him out a little after graduation because he became a junkie, so he was a 19 year old homeless crackhead. Anyway, need always ask my friend for money & it was easy to blame him for it. We drove around the neighborhood the next day & found him then kicked his ass. My friend kicked him in the face while he was on the ground, probably broke it. I punched him in the signal stomach a cooler of times, he ended up pissing himself. We took the $5 in his pocket which my friend thought was the rest of his mom's money. We bought a blunt wrap & Pepsis then smoked out afterwards & talked about how funny it was that the retard pissed his pants. To this day I never told my friend it was me who stole the money.
>>709155212
> I'm a traitor to my nation
> I take millions in bribes for the scum of the world
> I steal weapons to nations I call my nations enemy
> I protect rapists and child abusers
> I send my goons after anyone that speaks out about my crimes
> I ALMOST got caught recently
> Thankfully I used my crook connections to get immunity to ANY and ALL charges (even the treason)
> I also deleted 50,000 or more incriminated E-mails.
> t. The evil lizard smiling bitch queen whose dodging jail daily.
Hi FBI I really am glad you do such good work, shame about the whole Hillary shit huh.
>>709182133
*he would always ask my friend for money
the biggest secret of my life is to shitposting on this site, because im normal guy, go to work, to pub/bar/concerts etc, but when i have time i come here
>>709156758
A child on the way in her womb, or...
>a child on the way over to do exactly what you did to your cousin?
>>709181715
>mother asks what I want for my birthday that year
>really wanted a laptop but there's no way she can afford it,
>had also been getting into hentai doujins online, especially incest w/ milf
>so I tell her I want a blowjob for my birthday, say it completely deadpan, and when she doesnt give any reaction at all I try to play it off as a joke and say I was joking
>she says "no you weren't" and grins about it
>she says this is obviously something I've been thinking of for a while, and once you get over the obvious shock nature of it, that it isn't too surprising given that we've been really close since it's always just been the two of us
>she says we'd really have to talk and set some rules before anything happened
>this mostly meant she wanted to make sure I could keep my fucking mouth shut about it
>proved to be a valid concern actually.
>>709156177
I am a pedo
You are a pedo
We all are pedos here on /b/
>>709181303
Funny, I date moms just so I can play with their kids
>>709182348
>We all are pedos here on /b/
umm no?
I dropped my math class at community college after not going for half a semester and still haven't told anyone. I'm keeping up with my other classes but I'm sure I'm not enrolling for next semester
My parents are moving to arkansas from houston next year and I want to move from greater houston to downtown before that. I'm tired of watching my life just kind of drag along it's rail when I'm just not really interested in keeping it up right now. I'm in an anxiety-depression loop right now. I just want to find somewhere to live with people that aren't my crazy ass parents and a job that I can live off for awhile so I can deal with my problems and learn how to be functional, because right now I can't really function without my mom propping me up. I don't want to live like this anymore, I need to find stability.
Is this the right thing to do?
After my gf dumped me and cheated of me. We had sex one last time and I came in her withought her knowing . It's been about a week now. When would she start to notice if she's pregnant or not
>>709156177
legal to cut off hand? Depends on the country.
>>709171965
Shut up queer
>>709182457
yeah you keep telling yourself that
>>709182339
It's the parents job to limit sexual contact. Your mom is fail. /thread
>>709157837
You're full of more shit than a Christmas goose.
>>709158828
Always nice when people who spell at a kindergarten level become fathers.
>>709182348
I am, i partake about once a month.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A YOUNG ONE
>>709161629
Well she obviously knows, because every time she licks your nutsack, your rectal prolapse pokes her eye out.
>>709166047
you're an idiot
today to be fair
>>709182865
partake in what?
I rode in the back of a white bronco thinking about killing myself after I killed my ex wife and her friend.
>>709182560
i will.
currently sitting in front of my pc with panties wraped around my dick and a vibrator playing with ma dick, both stolen from my roommate who is on vaccation rn
I used to suck my own cock.
>Be a juvenile delinquent at age of 15.
>Light best friend on fire when parents arent home playing with gas can and matches
>Parents hire qt 19 yr old from down the street to watch me.
>One night parents go to work party. Qt comes over wearing daisy dukes.
>Dad even says wish he had babysitter
>About an hour into the night she wants to show me something takes me into bathroom
>Scardedshitless.jpg
>she pulls out a brush from the drawer, drops her shorts and inserts it slowly into her while watching.
>I run out, scared of the hot girl
>Doesnt babysit for weeks after that but waves and blows kisses
>several months later parents are gone playing monopoly with babysitter
>I cheat, she tackles me and lays on top of me kissing.
>5 minutes later unprotected sex is happening with me getting ridden in the living room
>Cum in her without even knowing what I was doing.
>Says she might have a baby now. Tell my parents and move two weeks later.
>>709182339
Sorry that was so short, getting to the good stuff
>we lay down a bunch of rules and have an understanding that if we did do anything (still just IF) it would only be a physical thing, and it would be a very closely guarded secret. I could never tell anyone or hold it over her head, her exact words were:
>I'll still be your mother.
>which made the whole thing real somewhat.
>this was the night before my birthday so I spent all night thinking of what I would do
>never works out that way
>she opens my door early as fuck, like 6AM and I think here it comes here it comes
>says she's surprised I'm up, I tell her I'm excited I guess, then she gets all serious and says there's some stuff on the kitchen table for me
>go into the kitchen and there's a laptop I had picked out
>this profoundly fucking moves me, makes me feel so bad I asked my mother, my single parent household mother, not only for an expensive laptop there's no way she afforded on her own (apparently some of my extended family helped), but also for a blowjob
>go through the whole day having a good time but feeling guilty as fuck
>in my bedroom on laptop that night
>mother comes in wearing an oversized T Shit and apparently some underwear
>oh fuck is this happening
>tells me to sit on the edge of my bed, and to remember our rules
>I start to take my pants off and she says no, she'll do all of that, for me to sit back and be thankful I have a loving and understanding mom
>she hooks her hands in my sweatpants and yanks them completely down and off, then gets on her knees and takes my cock in her hand
>gingerly licks it from the base to tip, kissing the tip and circling her tongue around it, my whole body is shaking it's so good
>takes the whole thing in her mouth and starts working me over with her entre mouth
>oh my god she's good at this
>I ask her finally to take her shirt off and let me see her breasts, she looks up at me with my cock in her mouth, an image that is still in me
I secretly have done terrible things to the people closest to me and I am afraid that it will ruin me eventually.
I also really want this world to change for better or for worse, anything is better than this life I am absolutely tired of mankind and it's attachments
>>709162359
Are you ok, or did it mess you up?
I want to be trap.
I love high heels, painted nails, curly long hair, make up, everything girly.
But society made me fit into my body and I don't dislike it, I'm neutral yet I feel like 1% male and 99% somewhere inbetween but not really a female
wat do?
>>709183192
wow
you were pretty dumb there
>>709183169
more
>>709182514
Anyone care to chime in?
I dream of death every single day.
I was here 10 years ago. I'm 31.
Life is a pain. It doesn't get better.
>>709160281
spit or swallow, don't let it wallow
>>709182514
Enjoy your mutilated child because he will grow without both parents, enjoy feeling guilty in case she decides to abort it, enjoy her family at your door and enjoy lawsuits or/and paying shit ton of money.
Smartass
>>709183703
was it any better then?
>>709155212
same confession like last several times.
i f my dau
>>709183376
continue please, this is fucking bizarre but i am caght by the story
>>709160281
Don't date niggers, settle down for a boyfriend, don't date people without a nice degree or social status, get to know them for a while, if they're looking directly for sex it's obvious that they banged the whole city already and the list goes on.
>>709183965
/b/ that is. not your life. i could give a shit about that.
Confession: I've walked through the house nude and with an erection when my sister had friends over. I said " woops didn't realise anyone was home".
>>709183637
just finished, got a little cum on the panties, shit have to wash them now
>>709183703
Same, anon.
I wish I was there to comfort you.
I'm 20 and I already tried to commit puzzle.I was hospitalized, turned out the doctor gave me the wrong medication who made me more suicidal.He didn't care, he said he doesn't care and that it's my problem that I'm mentally ill.I come from a very abusive and toxic family background.
I have a severe social anxiety and I'm bipolar 2.
Some days are okay but others it feels like a war against myself that I'm about to lose.
I'm unstable and if one day I'm triggered to my maximum I'll most likely try again....but I try to avoid that situation when it happens.
Please, be strong and make yourself happy.
If you like to play vidya, just do it after work.
Don't ignore the work and make sure everything is clean and tidy where you live.
>>709183965
When you're younger. Say, teenage years.
You may feel more even keeled. In reality we're all making shit up and hope for the best. You may be able to get a house, get a car; but the darkness still consumes you. You know everything is futile. Everything you love will eventually disappear; everyone you care will one day die. You cannot take whatever shiny things you have with you to afterlife, and once you're old enough, if you can afford the things you've lusted after in your teenage years, you'll either grow out of it or you'll realize it's outdated/can't keep up/etc.
We're all set up to fail.
>>709155212
The only women I've had sex with were my gf and her mother
I kissed a 15-year old girl last week that I met here on 4chin out of all places just a few weeks prior.
>>709180397
That was beautiful
>>709182226
/Thread.
>>709157602
This is a great idea
>>709185640
thanks. I figured somebody here might appreciate this experience.
>>709173556
Holy shit, Brandon?!
>>709183376
Story's good, bumping interest
>>709170962
Thanks, I needed to read this. I'm facing a similar dilemma with someone I'm attracted to, but I am absolutely committed to my wife. Being attracted to this other woman had made me make changes in my life for the better, though (like working out), but I wasn't letting myself see that.
Thanks /b/ro
>>709183376
Bump
>>709183376
come on men, continue with this
>>709187577
calm down anon, have been worst histories
>>709187958
Abortion doesn't count.
My biggest turn on is stag cuckolding. Cuckolding without being made less masculine, no putting on panties or licking up cum. Just having my gf get fucked
>>709166796
Kill yourself you lying pussy fagget
Starting when I was about 14 and going for several years I had sex with my mom's best friend, my younger sister, and occasionally my mom. I hope to do the same with my daughters when they're older.
>>709188737
Green text?
When i was in the navy we would go to thailand and get some local boy prostitutes and just rail them all night long. One time we got this little retarded boy and within 15 minutes he starts getting really angry and this just incites me and my sailer buddies even more. We ended up running trains on that boy for 24 hlurs straight. Looking back obviously i feel bad now but we were young and stupid. I guess thats just life
fucked my best friend on her birthday while her fiance was on night shift, she's on birth control, drop multiple loads in her. Month later find out she's pregnant, she pops the kid out 6 weeks before her wedding. Hubby thinks it's his. I fucked her again on her wedding night, filled her with cum again. No second kid. No one knows.
>>709185163
how old are you though? how did you meet her?
>I made $26 on a cam site jacking off for strangers when I was destitute.
I lick rat cocks
>>709159393
Yea this is me as well bro.
>>709190641
>bandage gear
Why does your auntie hide her dildo and lube in the first aid bag?
>>709188274
My biggest secret is that I'm the extra guy in that type of relationship.
The couple is in their early 40s. The husband likes to hear about it, pics, videos, and have her dripping when he comes home from work.
She just likes to have constant sex. Big milf breasts, a pussy that milks you out. She's great.
Been with them for 2 years already and it's been great.
>>709164785
Devin?
>>709183376
So jealous. I used to get sick a lot as a kid. Upset stomachs and such. My mom got sick of it and said if I stayed home again she'd give me an enema. I was about 16 and a total perv, so I saw this as my chance for some wincest. She had me lay down on the bathroom floor with no pants on while she used an enema bag to fill my ass with water. I got a hard on, but she didn't do or say anything. So disappointed.
im a girl and i can only masturbate to girls getting their pussies licked by dogs or to another girl licking their pussy
I jerked off in the school bathroom after I stepped on a soccer ball during gym, fell, and accidentally grabbed my classmates boob and crotch as I fell. I had a bloody nose so no one wondered why I was in there so long. Also I was born in 93.
>>709193180
are you generally straight/gay/bi? Is this only a porn thing?
Have you ever had a dog lick you irl?
When I was 17 I made a 13 year old girl lose her faith in God and then fucked her in the ass almost every day for an entire Summer even though it hurt her. She did it because she was "in love" with me but I just wanted to fuck her in the ass and make her cry because I was an atheist edgelord. Then pretended I didn't know her once school started. She's all fucked up now. In and out of rehab, getting arrested all the time for possession and prostitution. I also fucked her younger sister a few years later when I was 19 and she was 13. The sister seems to be normal now and sent me a friend request on Facebook when she was 17, and we fucked some more for a while so I guess she wasn't too damaged by fucking an adult when she was 13. Although I didn't ravage her butthole.
When I was 22 I got into a bar fight with these two dudes on purpose because I had a pair brass knuckles that I wanted to use. One guy ran away once I hit him and he realized what was happening, but the other guy didn't and I really fucked him up. Apparently they had to put him in a medically induced coma for weeks because his brain swelled up so bad from the beating, and his mom was on the local news saying that he'll never be the same because of the brain trauma. The police never even questioned me, and it was years ago so I got away with it.
About 6 months ago I was downtown for a job interview and on my way back to the garage I parked in I cut through an alley. Halfway down the alley another guy was coming the other way and for no reason at all, without even thinking about it I just slammed his head into the brick wall as we crossed paths. He was out cold and no one was around so I stole his money clip, the money out of his wallet, and one of his credit cards(which I used to buy a new TV and a PS4). I also got away with this, and have seen the guy several times since then because I got the job downtown.
I sometimes feel bad about these things, but I live a life of distractions.
>>709157837
Probably too late but wow you are a terrible person. I thought I was bad. Thanks for making me feel a lot better about myself.
>>709194677
Honestly, kill yourself
I'm extremely depressed. I just graduated uni, have a good job, lots of friends, do well enough with women, etc. No one would ever suspect that I'm in so much pain that every day I wait anxiously until bedtime so I can fall asleep and have a break from it all.
>>709159393
>work a regular job till I fucking die
welcome to the reality of 95% of the planet, idiot
Thank god anon, I needed this shit. Anyway i'm gonna tell my story in greentext form.
>be 12
>am retarded
>am addicted to agario
>while playing i see a strange skin
>look up the name of a skin
>its a actual website
>go to the website
>see a furry section
>being a retarded 12 year old i went to the furry section
>from that day forth
>what i have seen has permanently scarred me
>tfw you become a furry at age 12
>tfw you have been exposed to furry porn while you were underage
I hate my life
>>709168425
I want to know what I need to do to have you shit one of those beauties right into my faggot mouth, dude that this is the stuff legends are made of
>>709195815
you're lucky it was only furry and not loli or illegally-posted pizza.
also enjoy your ban, 18+ only here.
>>709195640
Too much of a coward.
>>709193180
you want help with good stuff for both those categories?
>>709196163
I'm not 12 though
>>709164785
me too, anon. me too...
When I was like 5, my down syndrome cousin made me make out with her. She was in her 20's.
No one else knows except me and who ever reads this.
my secret is that everyone thinks im a drunk who's depressed as shit but i dont drink and im happy af, at least have been the past few months, with ofc. ups and downs, but nothing drastic. idk why everyone thinks I drink, maybe I look like it. I do sorta look like shit but my wife likes the way i look so im chill with my looks
>>709196425
Agario released April 2015
>>709165088
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>709167033
Same, bro! Hard now thinking about her booty.
I've cheated on my wife 8 times.
Mostly with random internet sluts, but once with my ex gf and once with a girl she works with.
>>709176588
>>709176303
Go on TRP reddit. Saved my life
>>709169033
I know the guilty feeling, anon. I fingerbanged a 6 year older cousin when I was 11 and she turned into mega-nignog Ho 2000. I saw her at a funeral not too long ago and she was like "I love you anon, and I miss you so much please call me!" Fuck no your breath smells like nigger cum bitch.
My brain seems to be disconnected with what actually should arouse me. I be all God-hard at things I find repulsive. I'm not into flat chests or I hate myself sometimes. I'm into huge natural breasts. That's my most biggest fetish and want. But I never get what I want. My brain thinks I want weird shit like dick and dick when I want my dick in some titties or pussy. I'm not gay but my body does some gay shit for no reason at all. I can't even go to dances because I be getting bricksquad when girls be grindin with me. That I really don't complain about but at the same time, I can't be harassing the females. Or whatever you call it. I swear if I didn't have self-control I would have been a daddy but I be like 99% at self control. I secretly want to fuck every girl I see but I don't getting hard like that. Not aroused but I think that's because I love women more than Doland Tramp. I don't know how to say this but I secretly never penetrated pussy before, I'm almost in my mid twenties. I'm into all types of women at least teenagers, I'm no gay man. I don't tell people I'm a huge fan of huge tutted but it's like my biggest secret. Also I have a huge fetish for wanting a huge cock so I look at fake cocks online like futa whatevers to trick myself into thinking my six inch diamond is actually nine, where it should if I didn't secretly start fapping since I was in middle school. I secretly fapped for like ten years straight because my mom won't let me have girlfriends. I must honor thy mother and father. I secretly got caught once by the Most High. I secretly can't see what's going on right now because I fapped my life away I think. I secretly pray I get introduced to a gorgeous women one time and I make the best out the situation but I secretly have no friends. I just got sis and bros. God, I need halp. Sad shit. I can't get it in. I secretly used to go on smashsites and peep. I'm no creep though. I don't chase once again, I can't because my mom said only speak spoken to.
>>709197363
goddamn 6 year old not 6 year older fuck
>>709194226
im bi, its mostly a porn thing but i have had a dog lick my pussy before when i was like 12 but being so little i got really scared thinking i was gonna get some type of disease by doing that so i haven't ever since (also cause i haven't had a dog ever since then) but i do like watching it in porn a lot
>>709193600
yeah man why not what you got?
>>709171459
Why the hell not?
She ugly or something?
>>709173005
Mine did saturday night...
>>709194677
nigga you worst than hillary and trump combined just fucking kill yourself
10 years ago a girl at work started a rumor that she slept with me. (We didn't).
So after she got fired, i started making up bullshit stories about her in retaliation.
Crazy shit, like how she told me she used to masturbate to a co worker at her desk using a vibe tucked in her panties.
To elaborate the stories further, I made a fake email account and started emailing coworkers, claiming it was her email.
I basically assumed the identity of this girl and emailed people for lulz.
One day, I managed to socially engineer her real email and gained access to it. I found sordid details about her and literally hundreds of nudes.
I have so many pictures, both normal and nude that I can impersonate her in nearly any situation.
These days, I use her identity and photos to catfish guys online and makes 100s of dollars via PayPal selling her pics.
>>709155212
I'm in love with my best friend. I've known her for over ten years and she knows I have feelings for her but she has none for me. I even told one of the most popular girl in my highschool I wasn't interested because I thought I could make my bestfriend fall for me. Fuck it hurts.
>>709164279
wash the fathers off my cock
>>709198184
haha what a fucking fag she doesn't like you dude just get over it and start with other females you fucking idiot
I secretly have a fetish for long wide penis for myself. I secretly turn myself on. I secretly love God. I secretly get diamonds when girls come real close to me so I can't offend them so I don't start conversation. I secretly looked at forced thread on adult gif. I secretly love all races. I secretly played video games throughout my high school late days. Got senioritis easy. I secretly peep at big booty and titties and look away when they see me peeping the eye candy. I secretly kind of love everyone I meet in one way or another. Even criminals and government police. I secretly once killed a gerbil. I secretly once got rock hard in class and waited until after class to get out my chair. I wasn't even aroused. I secretly want all girls to myself or just one special one. Obvioidly can't make them all mine so I do nothing about it. Finding a special one took too long. I love God though for trying to help me, I was too whatever where I didn't notice. Praise be to the Most High you unreligious weirdos. I secretly got raped multiple times as a kid and I didn't even know until I was an adult right before therapy. I secretly kind of want to punch my mom in the face but never will because I'm pretty sure she's the best. I secretly hate the devil even though I love everyone.
