You wake up tomorrow and everyone else is gone. Vanished. The streets are empty. Nobody in their homes. Television signals, radio, internet, all dead. You are the lone survivor. What do?
>no corpses.
>no, you're not god and don't have superpowers
>you ARE the last person on the planet, no exceptions
>>709153575
do I still have electricity?
>>709153575
Run around naked and play games I'm a theater
>>709153792
use your brains, electricity for as long as it can last without human maintenance
Are there animals at all?
Raid Walmart and eat a bunch of food and run around like when I was 10
Kill self
>>709153575
Would grab a few generators and as much diesel as possible. Find a nice place to bunk down. Maybe keep a few animals and a garden for sustenance. Once I was tired or lonely, I would off myself.
>>709153575
Secure food and water supply.
Further steps would depend on:
- Do I know I am the last person?
- Did any other things change
- Are there cars, trains etc. left?
Definitely loot the nearest pharmacies, dept. stores, and grocery stores for meds/food/guns+ammo/tv+dvd player/generator etc
then either take over an existing farm and make it my own until i get sick and die eventually i guess.
I guess I'd raid a movie store. Set up a generator and start watching
>>709154362
Water would be easy as there are literally large chain stores everywhere with water set to expire 3 years in advance, even though it really doesn't expire it just loses the minerals to enhance the taste. Food (easy) and try to obtain a weapon for hunting game as if all the food goes bad then the only food left is wild animals
There is enough non perishable food in a single mega store to sustain you without a farm. Just relocate to a moderate sized city with multiple Walmarts. Also set up some deep freezers and save some meat
>>709153575
Fucking celebrate
>>709153575
Finally sleep those five minutes longer.
drugs.
lots of drugs.
>>709153952
>>709153575
Well for at least a while i'd be walking around wondering where the fuck everyone is, and trying to find at least one other person.
If there really are no corpses to molest, i guess i'd just fap and die.
>>709155044
for real. No pharmacy would be safe. I'd probably O.D. in under 2 years. And frankly, it sounds like heaven to me.
>>709153575
>You wake up tomorrow and everyone else is gone. Vanished. The streets are empty. Nobody in their homes.
Take a shit in peace and quiet
And then enjoy more peace and fucking quiet
That is all
>>709153575
Break into Pharmacy grab Fentanyl, grab some beers, grab lawn chair. Go to top of highest building, OD while watching Sun set.
Enjoy the silence
>>709155175
Exactly. Rig myself with bombs for the heavy stuff, blow myself to pieces instead of O.D or horrible trip
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me
I dreamt I was walkin’ into World War Three
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say
He said it was a bad dream
I wouldn’t worry ’bout it none, though
They were my own dreams and they’re only in my head
I said, “Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain”
He said, “Nurse, get your pad, this boy’s insane”
He grabbed my arm, I said, “Ouch!”
As I landed on the psychiatric couch
He said, “Tell me about it”
Well, the whole thing started at 3 o’clock fast
It was all over by quarter past
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on
Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town
I stood a-wondering which way to go
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter and walked on down the road
It was a normal day
Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell
“Give me a string bean, I’m a hungry man”
A shotgun fired and away I ran
I don’t blame them too much though, I know I look funny
>>709153575
>go 2 zoo
>begin fucking anything/everything
>>709155464
Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man
I said, “Howdy friend, I guess there’s just us two”
He screamed a bit and away he flew
Thought I was a Communist
Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave
“Let’s go and play Adam and Eve”
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin’
When she said, “Hey man, you crazy or sumpin’
You see what happened last time they started”
Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun’
I got into the driver’s seat
And I drove down 42nd Street
In my Cadillac. Good car to drive after a war
Well, I remember seein’ some ad
So I turned on my Conelrad
But I didn’t pay my Con Ed bill
So the radio didn’t work so well
Turned on my record player—
It was Rock-a-day Johnny singin’, “Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa
Our Love’s A-gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah”
I was feelin’ kinda lonesome and blue
I needed somebody to talk to
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind
“When you hear the beep it will be three o’clock”
She said that for over an hour
And I hung up
Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then
Sayin’, “Hey I’ve been havin’ the same old dreams
But mine was a little different you see
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me
I didn’t see you around”
Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody’s having them dreams
Everybody sees themselves
Walkin’ around with no one else
Half of the people can be part right all of the time
Some of the people can be all right part of the time
But all of the people can’t be all right all of the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that
“I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours”
I said that
>>709153575
Find someone with a lamborghini, or a dealership that sells them.
Hit the open road
Go out in a blaze of glory
I would become Lord of the Dogs and live with all the dogs and go to war against the other animals.
And drugs.
>>709153575
Living the dream
I would go into the nearest bank and take all the money and go and live somewhere with a vending machine.
>I would cycle around Europe with my perfect bike my countries flag and the third reich flag and see the places i never saw
>,making sure i am not the only one left,
>raid supermarkets for sustenance houses for sleep and heating
>raid for change of clothes
>Once electricity gone just spawn a farmhouse and raise some animals kill some pigs have some cows for milk
> tame a few horses.
>Have an enourmous weed and purple poppie fields smoke so much opium and hash
>and eventually have an existensial crisis.
>grab my bike again
>long journey ahead in a depressive psicotropic state of mind
>the french alps in lyon beetwen swiss border
Find the most perfect twisted tarmac perfection of a road
>descend at all my mights speed
> and crash intentionally at 100klmh
Step one: survival
Heat, electricity, plumbing, gas, food, shelter, companionship (pet)
Step two: goal setting
What's the goal here, what do you want to do, for me it is leaving a message for extra terrestrial visitors.
Step three: achieving goal
Using a math based system, create a rosetta stone for visitors, and put it on a repeating loop transmission at seti with as much power as I can provide. Write a history of the human race as far back as I can find, with emphasis on our mistakes and problem. Try and convey as much of our culture or spirit as possible that can be written. Warn of the natural dangers of the planet and the likely dangers created by the decay of infrastructure. Distribute as many hard copies of the rosetta stone into city centers. Explain why I wrote this all down. Explain my life story.
Step 4: Beating the Goal
Work on a 100% sustainable source for the seti signal, work on a voyager style satellite to tell aliens of the free planet. Set up contingencies for native evolution to produce intelligent life. Cryogenic stasis for myself or my remains at the least. Minimize long term ecological damage of decay of infrastructure.
Step 5: the end
If I somehow achieve all that, but find the cryosleep impossible, I would find peace in nature before taking my own life and offer directions to my remains in the history of the human race for scientific study.
>>709153575
No point in living anymore. I would probably going to lose mind mind after 2 to 3 years. Humans can't survive without commnunication. Better to just end my life than losing my mind till the day I die.
1) get naked
2) go to my friends houses and look up their shit
3) get guns and destroy things just for fun
4) live in houses rich people lived in
5) drive sports cars
6) try flying a helicopter
i'd most likely just kill myself
Stock a truck with supplies, hitch a generator trailer and go see all the things we aren't allowed to see, Area 51 and all that good shit.
When I'm sick of it all, probably go full allahu akbar on a 200mph drunk drive.
>my life is already a lonely wasteland
>Study all manuals and documents on cloning and creating humans artificially for several years.
>Go to closest lab that does this shit and put my knowledge to work.
>Create a new age of humanity
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>perfection
>Educate them and become their leader
>4thReich.jpeg
>Rebuild infrastructure
>Become a legend and live in infamy as the creator of humanity in the new age.
>>709156464
This. Id todally go to peoples houses and look through all thier shit.
Fuck a good-looking mare
Whatever the fuck I want, apparently.
>>709156280
I like this.
>>709156836
I hope you're a girl m8 or this plan is bust.
>>709156280
For the record, this topic is covered extensively in the original I am Legend. That is actually the focus of the book, the ending is just a shortcut to the end result for narrative purpose.
>>709157174
Thank you.
>>709156280
>survival
>no water
>survival: electricity, plumbing ,companionship
>no water
Fucking Hell Mate.
>>709155464
Is this a song ?
>>709155515
>Ryan Dunn
>>709153575
Shout "Hooray!"
The go back playing with LEGOs.
Forever.
>>709156369
And at the next day you discover that people were only watching a football game and you an hero yourself within a day
>>709157419
Yeah, because water is made of labour by people.
Why are you even alive?
I'm from texas, so I'd just find a car and go to Colorado. Find the nearest dispensary an take all the weed, would then go to Walmart or some shit and store meat in a freezer along with other shit. Then find a petshop and take all the pets and then go back to Walmart and set up a ps4 on their biggest TV. Play all their games with my new buddies, smoke weed, watch all their movies.
1. Try to survive
2. Probably kill myself after a year due to mental breakdown
>>709153575
inhale, exhale, smile dive into a slow, joyfull, opium fueld death
>>709157931
>can do whatever the fuck he wants
>goes to colorado
>goes to Wal-mart
>>709157457
Writing this could earn you a nobel prize, man
Find that real doll factory
>>709153575
>hit up local pharamacy for uh...meds
>find something comfy to drive around in, large size like an rv
>set up "camp" at some shopping complex someplace that has variety of stuff, non perishable food, guns, gasoline
>probably check out my local law enforcement station for more fun weapons, drugs
>then just drive around, getting fucked up, eating whatever I want, breaking into places to jack shit I want, blowing shit up just for fun
Stuff like art, guitars owned by famous people, idk, just whatever interests me.
So basically just like the first few episodes of Last Man on Earth, except less alcohol, more opiates.
Go out and create the largest panty collection ever.
>>709154805
Careful, plastic will start to break down and leach into water.
>>709154863
Go to Tractor Supply or some country feed store and pick up several different sizes of traps.
>>709158334
priorities
>>709154805
>water set to expire 3 years in advance, even though it really doesn't expire it just loses the minerals to enhance the taste
Actually the expiration date is for the plastic, not the water. Over time it can degrade into little bits, then you can accidentally consume said little bits.
Water doesn't need/have expiration date for quality, or taste.
>>709153575
Drink a cold beer and just relax.
I would travel a lot. Jack it in a new place each week. Might be fun to fire a load off the top of a skyscraper.
More than likely, I'd end up dead from doing something stupid. Driving fast on a motorway and hitting a cow. Skydiving. Heroin. You know, usual stuff.
I think a natural reaction in this scenario would be to go looking for other people. It would be hard to accept that there was nobody left on the entire planet. I mean, part of the enjoyment of life is having somebody else to enjoy life with. Plus, you're gonna get tired of just jackin it. Of course, you'd get tired of their shit in about a week and have to kill him/her. But whatever.
I start doing extensive training with flight simulators till i feel comfortable flying planes. Then i load up on supplies and explore this new world. I think alaska and hawaii are first. Then germany, russia, china, Australia, and then other island nations
>>709159087
how come every plan we come up with ends up in murder. what is wrong with us.
>>709159215
Humans have an obsession with death and murder
>Travel to Russia
>Find nuclear weapons
>Learn how to use nukes
>Nuke USA
>After the lulz travel through Europe and Asia till end
Find à big truck, load with food, weapons and à whole pharmacy and after that raid every pharmacy for morphine and other fun stuff. Much alco, big tv with blueray and much perverted porn. Live as Long as everything is fun
1.Extend my life span by maintaning my body in perfect condition with all the resources available to me.
2.Spend lifetime gathering, learning from everything that phisicaly exists on A.I .
Then by using the processing power available by linking all supercomputers on earth together.
3. Create the A.I
a. Use it to restablish my mental health, fixing any damage done by living in isolation, create myself something to fuck.
b. Work on a selfsustanable and renewable energy source
c. Reserch cryogenics (as i expect to be neering death at this stage).
d. Use new energy source on feuling the next advancments in propulsion tech.
e. Set its only one primary incentive be expansion by any means necesery
4. As the tear of seeing my life flashback before me freezes and my A.i becomes truly sentient, i give it its final name EARTH.
>>709157192
Nah.
Girls ain't so hard to make.
I'd even be willing to give up a rib!
Go to the sex shop, fuck all the rubber cunts
Panty raid for years
>>709160178
I like how this fag just throws out statements like "connect every supercomputer in the world." Like it's simply plugging them all together with USB cables... This dude would electrocute himself within 2 days and then we could skip the rest of his fucktarded list.
>>709159828
>morphine and other fun stuff.
>assumes morphine is fun.
Try it long-term, idiot!
Wake up with zero people around?
> raid gas stations for their fuel
>generate my own electricity with generators
>finding food and water will be easy
>find drugs (do them obviously)
>slowly go insane from loneliness
>travel the world cause fuck it
>find a couple 100 real dolls of all shapes and sizes
>after a good decade or two do enough lsd to transition to the outer reality
>profit
>>709160493
Shit, the human race is doomed, KEK
>>709160220
Underrated post.
>>709153575
Become aware that I am no longer able to see a dentist if my teeth starts to hurt.
Travel to the most exotic and interesting places in the world with what technology I still have. Probably will take a good few years on my own.
I'm sure scientists have set up some sort of "legacy" capsule so if we all died alien races will find it so I'm not worried about that.
Find crazy heroin supply and OD.
>>709157419
Plumbing implies water man. But if you would like the clarification
>survival:
>heat, electricity, plumbing/water, gas, food, shelter, companionship (pets).
Sorry about that.
>>709158977
>2016. Still getting your water in little plastic jugs.
No polluters around. Fresh clear water in no time, practically everywhere.
Fuck plastic! We shouldn't be storing our drinking water in it NOW!
>>709153917
Which is indefinitely.
I'd probably just kill myself. Wouldn't have to feel any guilt about it since there's nobody around
>>709153575
Get the fuck away from cities and farms before grain silos, sewers, and natural gas lines start fucking exploding
i'd running in the 90's
>>709153575
I'd try to fly a plane, probably dying in the resulting crash
>>709153575
kill myself
Probably fuck around and have fuck destroying things. Kill myself when all the perishable food runs out.
Ideal situation tbh
>>709160493
because learning about ai doesnt imply on how to you know operate fucking OS's, writing neccesery code let alone commenting on powering them, go eat some mini pizzas you fucking retard
Survive. I would have my choice of location. Over the years build a shrine to humanity and write about my time surviving. Transmit on everything I can my story to the universe. Read. Learn. Better myself. Secure self in the shrine when I'm ready. Die.
Get revived 3000 years later after a super species discovers my shrine.
>>709161328
No way dude.. Power plants go through rigorous scheduled maintenance to keep providing electricity steadily.. If you depend on thermal power plants, you can't expect to get any power if all the operators disappear, same for nuclear. Hydroelectricity, maybe for a while.
All in all, don't expect electricity in such a case.
>>709158977
Well then, I'd rather much OD then because water will not be good
>>709155453
found the muslim
>>709155859
You can just dismantle the vending machine, you know. Much easier.
>>709153575
>loot everything I could ever want
>smash up all sorts of shit
>burn skyscrapers to the ground just because nobody will stop me
>find the biggest/most comfortable mansion I can find
>hook up generators so I can play vidya
>DONT do every drug I can find because I want to last as long as possible
>when I run out of gas or all the generators I can find are beyond repair I I move on to the next place
>spend my last years in a farm house reading on the porch looking over a field
All the little shit like food and water isn't even worth mentioning, that would be the easiest part.
Honestly, sounds like fucking heaven. I can finally lay in peace with no normie scum to bother me.
Also
>I shit in a different houses toilet every day
Plumbing would not be required
I'd say I'd last maybe 10 years before I blew my brains out or killed myself doing something stupid
>>709161952
Syrian hamster
>>709158147
/thread
Breed with monkeys wait for evolution to take its course
Strap up and go for last living creature
>>709153575
Would they have just vanished? Nuclear Power Plants across the world would meltdown relatively quickly
>go to zoo
>feed and take care of them as good as I can
>I'm sure plenty would die, but I'd try
>live out a quiet, serene life caring for animals and reading
>put an alligator dick in my ass
1-loot gun store.
2-shoot myself
3-profit
I would burn everything down. Would steal grenades and destroy everyfuckingthing human made. Then drive to a beach in italy and kill myself.
Everybody is talking about stealing cars and driving around, yet nobody seems to realize that gasoline can only stay useable for about 6-8 months (and only if you put a stabilzer in it). You'd better read up on how to refine your own gasoline or else you're not gonna be driving around very long. lol
>>709161829
>because every single powerline on the planet has to be energized at the same time in order to use electricity
You don't have to operate an entire power plant to have electricity you dolt
>>709153575
if the powers out need to take care of some essentials first. set up camp near fresh water, gather supplies..
shit, the animals would propably move in on the cities quickly after it got quiet
it could be a real clusterfuck. after everything is spoiled id have to grow & hunt my food, make sure i purify enough water etc
>>709162434
>they don't know how to make usable fuel out of vegetable oil
>they don't know how to make vegetable oil
I was born for this scenario. I'd prefer this over what I have now.
>>709162434
Should be easy with nobody around to stop you researching it. The Internet would still be live no doubt and every building or library.
>>709153575
>get an expert in genetics
>go to an sperm bank
>mix some sperm and some frozen eggs ( i dont know the correct english term)
>rebuild Human Race
>Getting the savior of the World and free sex toys
go to a military base and fly with one of the planes around the world
I'd browse /b/
>>709162643
Thread/
>There would be no updates or OC
No fucking change there.
Well, with no one to keep the electricity going, I'd probably start trying to make my way south, hopefully before winter really set in. Scavenge canned and bottled goods along the way, and if the animals hadn't disappeared, I'd hunt for food (and also would keep my cat around for companionship). After making it down to the Gulf coast, I'd probably scavenge there for a while until the loneliness got to be too much, then I'd find a pretty place to spend my last day, and drink some tea with hemlock in it.
gas goes bad. your generators would fail.
>>709162547
Uh, you can't grow a baby in a vat. You'd still need a living womb to carry the baby (or babies) to term.
if i know for certain that im the only one left
would be interesting to dedicate the rest of my life to creating more people, clones essentially. restart the species. without a womb it would get tricky.. but not impossible.
get vehicle
go and surf all the spots i want uncrowded.
go fishing. no one around except me and the fish
go to fast food places. cook my own foods
go to ikea. make it my home for a while. eat lots of hot dogs and meatballs
burn churches
go to peoples houses. look through all their shit. live in their home for a while. watch all their dvds and eat their foods
drive yachts around and crash them into stuff.
drive hummer on beach get stuck on purpose. tow it out with a chevy for lulz
truthfully it would be bliss for me. i truly dont need anyone to keep me occupied or sane.
>>709162841
how cavemannish of you.
theyve grown animal fetuses in an artificial womb already.
As long as the last man standing is a white man 14/88 /B/
>>709162819
you're retarded if you think diesel generators are the only way to make electricity
Go find a ton of drugs.
Cook up a bunch of really expensive food over a fire.
Eat the delicious food.
Get really high.
Get lonely after a week or two.
Kill myself.
>Find a nice house.
>Find a nice car.
>Go fast till I die.
I would make it my life's mission to destroy every trace of mankind erase the rest of us from the earth so that future humans inhabitants would have a fresh start
>>709162094
Finally, somebody with brains on /b/
>>709153575
kill me
>>709162841
Use my butthole as a surrogate womb
>>709162460
You don't have to energize all the grids, but you have to energize the grid that you are in.. You have to manage all the intermediate substations that distribute the power. You can't just flick a switch and turn on the entire power grid leading to your home, you moron. You have got to be fucking retarded if you think you can generate electricity without operating a power plant.
If you want to make power on your own, put together some diesel generators, a windmill or solar panels and hope that the generator doesn't breakdown, or pray that you get enough sun and wind.
>>709155099
this
>>709163638
he just wants to fuck monkeys is all..
>>709153575
just one sentence "where is everybody"
https://vimeo.com/110021840
>>709163073
Never to term, and I don't suspect someone who was unaware that you needed a womb for growing babies would be able to operate an artificial womb, even if a workable prototype was somewhere they could access.
I would spend the rest of my entire life jerking off on everyone's possessions.
>must mark my territory
look for equipment rental business.
back truck up and hitch one of these up.
power.
>>709163890
lol this is funny
>STOLEN
Just humans gone or all life?
>>709164135
I will make an amendment here: if you could get an egg fertilized artificially, I'll admit that you could technically (even as a man) form an ectopic pregnancy via the intestines. You would, however, kill off that part of the intestines, and likely yourself during the pregnancy.
This would be kind of nice for a while.
Until I became ill or infirm.. Would need to keep a cyanide pill on me at all times juuuust in case.
I would live as a nomad. Spend the first year gathering a stockpile of essentials in a choice place that should be highly survivable vs fire, wind, water. Find alternative sources of electricity like solar an battery charging. Gasoline and diesel will be useless after a year. The chemical bonds from refining would have broken by then rendering it too inert for engines.
I would then set out in a tesla car towing a recharge station so I never get stuck. Collect lavish shit.. Pamper myself. Busy myself as much as os reasonable so that the crushing reality of our species extinction doesn't provoke me to gulp that cyanide.
Also.. Sex dolls. I would hunt down some of those expensive fuckers and use those frequently.
I prepare to enter... The Scary Door
>>709164366
If all life was gone, you wouldn't be able to survive long. I took the assumption that humans (and possibly other complex animal life) was gone, but not things like trees and insects.
>>709153575
find the F50-GT in america, race the shit out of it until it breaks down, then kill myself.
>>709153575
Drive really fast, explore places, burn down some buildings, then kill myself once if run out of useable insulin
>>709164420
>The chemical bonds from refining would have broken by then rendering it too inert for engines.
They did just fine in the millions of years it spent in the ground, anon.
>>709164420
it would be the darkness that gets you. no lights anywhere. will need to pick up a portable light setup and generator. does tesla make a suv? couldnt imagine a tow package on the ones i see around here..
>>709161328
Power plants are going to shut down. With nobody to feed the coal or fuel into the burners, they simply go out. Nuke plants have to be refueled about every 2 years. They will likely shut down automatically with nobody to maintain them.
Portable generator? Ok - Diesel fuel shelf life is about 2 years. Gasoline is less. Some texts indicate diesel fuel can be "preserved" for 10 years.
You had better spend the first few years building yourself a good infrastructure of solar banks and wind or water powered generators.
And while you're at it, for those of you thinking about driving around, you should also be thinking about fuel stability and shelf life. And thinking about how long a 12vdc batter lasts in a car (about 6 years when in use, less when just sitting around). And think about tires rotting and going flat.
You're going to have about 5 good years of easy living, and then things get more difficult. Plan ahead.
>>709163783
You dont need to energize the entire grid your house is in
And who says you cant maintain the generator or repair it if it faults/fails?
>>709153575
Probably move away from the city for the first year or so, after I had looted supplies of course, the smell would be absolutely horrendous. Rotting food and the sewers would make it almost uninhabitable.
> go to suburbs
> live house to house
> creep through everything looking for pervy stuff
> if they had young girls.. masturbate with their panties
> cross fingers for cheese pizza at every house
> wear collected gold and jewels like ultra nigga pimp 3000 all the damn time
> keep this going until I need to do something else for survival
>>709153575
>go back inside
>wonder why /b/ doesn't update
fucking moot broke something again
>realise moot is a normie now and this site is owned by some chink
>>709164628
>having such a bad understanding of chemistry
>>709153575
Post
>>709164628
Haha, you don't put crude oil in your car. You could, however, rig up a wood gas conversion for a car, and just fill up the gasifier with wood debris when you needed more fuel.
>>709161829
probably the power grid shuts down the first day as no one uses it and the grid overheats and melts
if you dont draw power and produce the same the cable heats up until it melts, remember?
>>709153575
I would first make some kinf of spike suit with pointy sharp about 5cm long spikes around arms, legs especially nech and torso, so eben if a fucking lion try to atrack me and i wasnt aware ant got a gun not handy, he would very fast get fucked
>>709153575
find a gun. shoot myself.
>>709162547
how do you think that works? you just pour sperm and eggs in a kettle, stir it and 9 months later babies start crawling out?
I wonder if homeless metally ill people sometimes feel like they are in this scenario?
>>709158575
omg........i thought i was alone in this dream
>>709165218
Depending on the type of power being generated from the grid, you'd probably wind up losing power pretty quickly. Unless everyone who disappeared had the foresight to turn off electrical devices before going poof, I'm not sure you could count on electricity being available anywhere for more than a few weeks.
>>709153575
>go to /b/
>post until i get quints
>raid auto dealership, steal low maintenance car like honda
>set up base in a church
>do research at the electric company building
Attempting to restore electricity will be my first long term goal, to keep my food preserved. If I fail, my backup will be preserving with salt and spices.
>go to supermarket
>make multiple trips transporting things like water and nonperishable foods and drinks, especially noodles
>next is the stuff that spoils slowly, stuff like citrus
>also take pet stuff for backup food as well as animal taming
>take seed packets, soil, mulch, fertilzer, tools
>set up farm
My highschool teacher had a farm. There were goats and stuff. I'd go to get them in a pickup truck.
Next, mobility.
>get fuel canisters
>fill all with gas and diesel until gas stations are empty
I know that gas and stuff expires, so this'll only last me a while. But my backup would be bikes. I know how to repair them, too.
Next is medical supplies.
>raid pharmacy
>raid libraries for medical books
Basically it for meds.
Now for self defense. There's no big animals here, so all I'd have to worry about is the odd aggresive dog or boar. I'm good with animals, so I can tame some of the dogs, at least.
>Raid hardware store and sporting goods stores
>Set up knife collection, just for shits and giggles
>Procure firearms, stun guns, ammunition, batteries, etc
>Raid game stores
>Take portable consoles, adapters
The church I'm thinking of has a solar panel array, so I'd only have to switch to solar mode to charge my shit. I'd have enough games to last me a while.
Second overarching goal is to find a way to get to the United States. I live in the Bahamas, and have no skill with aerial piloting, so my only option is a boat. Luckily, there'd be a shitload of yachts at the marinas, so I'd only have to take my pick.
>Set up naval route between Bahamas and US, fish along the way.
I'm basically set for life. Only problem would be, once I die, that's the end of humanity.
>>709153575
masturbate everywhere
EVERYWHERE
Hektik skids everywhere.
>>709153575
Nothing would please me more than to wake up in an empty world.
>>709164871
>And who says you cant maintain the generator or repair it if it faults/fails?
I ain't maintaining shit. When it breaks, go to Tractor Supply and liberate a replacement.
go to norad and launch nukes on myself, I would die screaming bye bye niggers!
>>709153575
get naked and jerk of in the middle of the street
Queue for dota
>>709165531
miami would be fun to explore
>>709166131
exactly what i was thinking
>>709165531
This is a relatively sound plan, but here's my thoughts on a couple of the points:
Salt is an "expensive" way to preserve meats -- just build a smoker and a root cellar.
Pet food would be great, if there were still pets left over (if they hadn't disappeared), as animals could be used for companionship (or as livestock in a pinch).
I wouldn't bother with books about formulaic medicines (like pills), as they typically have a very short shelf life, and wouldn't be good past about a year. Hitting a library and finding books about natural remedies would probably be my route here.
If you're able to get electricity up and going with something renewable like wind or solar power, your options definitely open up. You have the ability to do some climate control with AC/electric heaters, and definitely would be able to entertain yourself for a while with scavenged TVs/Consoles/etc. The REAL benefit, though, is that you would be able to use scavenged power tools, which would make it a lot easier to build out whatever compound you called home.
>>709162841
implying this is not a female...
>>709166396
Rule #30
>>709166248
>Salt is an "expensive" way to preserve meats
If you end up using all the salt in every store around before you die of natural causes, you're doing it wrong
>>709154730
This
>>709166396
There are no women on the internet. If you're making that claim, you know the rules. Tits or GTFO
>>709166653
What I'm saying, is that salting meat to preserve it takes more time, energy, and resources than just smoking meats (literally, after you have the smoker finished, you start a fire, and let it sit for a few hours). Root cellars are basically just a deep hole, and after you finish digging it out (and cover it), you can leave items down in it to keep them cool. Nothing to do on either after the initial work. With salting, not only will you need to frequently pick up more salt (which it take a lot of salt to preserve meats properly), but you'd wind up wasting a lot of it when you clean the salt box after preserving each batch. It's more work, and the higher salt intake also isn't great for your health.
>>709167109
Thought exercises like this are good for critical thinking skills.
Scream HALLELUJAH!
>>709156765
Are the Aliens gone though????
>>709154309
Fuel goes bad though
>>709157702
FUCKING YES!!!
>I would loot Toys R us
>Loot pharmacies for codeine, morphine, tramadol, diazepam, lorazapam, and anything else what keeps you mellow
>Would Stock up on loads of fucking booze looted from shops
>Would loot a sex shop, get real dolls, them arse and pussy things you can fuck, fleshlights, lube, alsorts really
>Would raid a car dealership and get something really fucking nice
>Would steal a huge fuck-off telescope
>Steal lots of fags (cigarettes)
>Get loads of shitty food that is bad for you
>Learn how to suck my own cock
>>709161355
Oh god! What is that
>>709167517
Here
>>709168075
I stand corrected.
Raid drug stores, and just get fucking high until the addiction kills me. I'd probably just kill myself before that though, how can you enjoy anything knowing there is no one to do anything with anymore.
If i were woman, i would go to nearest sperm bank, and start fisting.
>>709167974
>burning petroleum is the only energy source you can use to generate electricity
stay in the dark, pleb
>>709155340
nice, id do the same
>>709153575
Find Ferrari/Lamborghini/Porsche/etc dealership and have fun driving supercars before gasoline goes bad. Also try to find an airbase and fly a fighter plane. Find sex shop that carries those super realistic sex dolls. Take a shit in the white house. I don't really know, you're putting me in a real loose leash OP.
>>709153575
probably just do whatever I want to do until I die/get bored and off myself.
If animals are around then I guess I wouldn't off myself.
I would probably die regardless once I can't find a steady supply of my medication for my seizures.
Id probably wire up a solar generator(used to be my job), and just chill for a while. Get some decent clothes to wear and just see what i can do in my city. Get guns, get some cats, and build a house in the middle of a huge parking lot. Im certain i could get enough gas to keep generators and cars running. I also used to work in commercial refrigeration so fixing some store fridges and freezers so food will last. As for water, id get some barrels or something to pour out a shitload of bottles into. Raid either a dispensary or an evidence locker. Maybe make a still. Id probably try to live out my ateam fantasy and build a war machine van. That may take time. I can weld and such, i just need to learn more about cars. After maybe 20 years of me enjoying myself and documenting everything i can, ill probably go absolutely batshit and start setting up mannequins to talk to. At least until my psychosis has grown to a point where i feel something for killing them. Probably an hero at that point or go even crazier.
>>709168693
that's pretty unoriginal. I would check if there is any spacerockets ready to launch, fill it with food, drugs and stuff and some pets, then launch my-self to space aiming for sun.
I'd check if the city is really empty, one morning as I go to work.
Then I'd just walk around, thinking about random stuff.
Then I would steal some car, maybe take the keys inside the house nearest to a good car..
Then I'd find the nearest gunshop and steal a good rifle and enough ammunition.
Then I'd panick thinking about all the nuclear powerplants eventually exploding all around,
So I would head east, asia or someting... cause there is way less of them there. At least that's what I think.
Would probably die, getting lost in the middle of nowhere, of getting food poisoning.
Or I could stay in town pretty much forever.. eating canned food and getting fat. Depends...
>>709168841
damn that sucks.
No one thinks about it, but you'r kind of fucked if you wear glasses right? Can you find replacement easily of are you just forced to live in a blurry world forever?
Masturbate in the middle of street
>>709169673
you know that people used to live without glasses, and that was least of their problems?
>>709169104
Putting aside the fact that it takes pretty much an entire team to launch a shuttle (and that astronauts go through years of training to learn how to fly a shuttle), a shuttle trip to the sun would take around 100 days. That's 3 months of supplies for you (and whatever animals you brought with you on your suicide trip, you monster). not to mention running the risk of techinical difficulties that could just leave you stranded. Why not just make the process easier and off yourself on Earth? It's not like there would be anyone left to spread your wild adventure to crash into the sun.
>>709169673
Glasses wouldn't be a huge deal. Most optometrists keep lenses cut to varying prescriptions in the office -- just find a couple that are passable for correcting your vision, and affix them to some frames. Obviously, it's better if you don't need them, but it's not a huge problem to replace damaged lenses if you don't have to worry about money/security.
>>709154993
Kek, underrated post
>>709153575
I guess I could go ahead and live every day in women's clothing with nobody to judge me; an ugly, hairy dude, drinking Budweiser and wearing a nice Chanel dress and Laboutin shoes. And pearls. Fuck yeah.
>>709153575
Find a renewable energy Home
Water Tanks etc
Solar all that.
Collect tools and digging machines
Make a Giant hole
Piss in it for a Year
Drown in my own piss
>>709170314
You could do that right now. Who the fuck is going to say shit to a hairy dude wearing a dress? Not a single person who's seen Silence of the Lambs.
>>709170444
Trips have spoken. Update the survivalist handbooks.
>>709153575
id just jack off with as much stolen sextoys as possible and then start a forest fire and jump in the fire.
>>709170444
>drown in my own piss
shit that actually sounds pretty rad bro
>be woman
>raid sperm bank
>bukkake_party_intensifies.mp4
>9 months later
>give birth to kid
>repeat
>not alone anymore
First I would have to go shut down all of the nuclear power plants. Don't want my world to perish right away. Then I would have to teach myself genetics then I would have to start cloning myself. Gosh, what a fucked up world that would be.
>>709170898
hm, that's interesting.
You can actually somewhat repopulate the world if you're a woman. Impressive.
>>709153575
I would set up a home base. Preferably a costco or some other market well stocked with canned foods and water. From there I would begin preparing for a cross country road trip.
>>709169889
I do that every now and then, don't need humanity to be gone for that
No corpses means no fun
Would break into neighbours houses and drive with their cars and do weird shit with their things
>>709171233
forever?
>>709153575
any animals?
I'd live like a superior Grizzly Man
>>709171314
yeah, dudes got lots of neighbors
>>709171314
For few days, then i'd go places and probably end up killing myself in few months
>>709164952
This
take sickkest deepfressers from stores, make a food warehouse in my garage. Learn to kill and butcher animals, as well as prepare/cure different meats. So i can just go shoot a cow or whatever when i need more meat, or a pig, etc.
Jerkoff everywhere possible.
take all weapons and ammo.
Park all nice cars with full gas + food/clothes/water, covered etc.
Just prepare shit for the worst, to have something to do, jerk off everywhere.
Play with all the toys at wall mart, jerk off in a pile of them.
Play with the sporting good stuff, jerk off on it.
Pharmacy, cover yourself with conditioner and jerk it,
Ya know, generally jerking it places..
>>709153575
Mfw
>>709171106
I suppose you could get a limited amount of genetic diversity if you had access to a sperm bank, but you'd have to find a way to keep the cooling on long enough to do this.
I would gather all technology that I could possibly find, create a network of connected solar panels and windmills to generate electricity, use huge batteries to store electricity for nighttime / no wind.
I'd then setup a good supply of food, perhaps run a farm or some gardens.
Using the found technology and a good source of energy I would try to restore as much of the tech as possible, then I'd start to search through all the data to learn about, everything imaginable, I'd start to research ways of bringing human civilization back, perhaps through cloning, perhaps some other way that I'd happen to find during my research. Then I'd repopulate earth and tell everyone that I'm the owner and they have to obay me. After that I wouldn't know, I'd probably fuck all of my clones and then build a rocket and blast myself into space.
I can say with 100% confidence that I would literally just go mental with my sexuality.
I'm not even joking. I genuinely believe if I was the alst human on Earth I would jerk off the whole time.
Until I die.
Once I'd set up all my provisions etc., I'd cum on girls' panties, go through people's homes and find their sex toys and use them.
I'd probably fuck animals too. Suck a horse's dick. Let a dog rape my asshole. The works.
Probably do some window-smashing too, for shits and giggles.
Oh, speaking of which, I'd shit in the most bizarre places just for the hell of it, and anyone who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar.
I'd fuck a goat
>>709154309
raid the ovaires bank
get chimpanzees from the zoo
implant them with the human ovaries, fertilized by me, become the father of a new humanity
>>709153575
Sail around looking at cool shit, I guess.
I'd probably snoop around in a few government buildings in america, russia, the uk, and germany.
Find a captive gorilla or two and learn sign language.
Also id have a look around and see if i could do anything with cloning technology or genetic engineering. There's nothing but time and left over knowledge, might as well see if i can bring intelligent life back
>>709173865
Chimps would reject the organs
>>709153575
I would find God.
Immediately run to my plugs house and take all of his drugs and consume them
>>709153575
rejoice and thank god for making my dream come tue..live alone blissfull till i die
>>709155283
Kek
>>709153575
Kill myself.
>>709153575
Kill self. Single human life has no possible purpose.
>>709161829
Wind Farms
Solar Energy
rofl
Power for one person cannot be difficult to supply with indefinite sources such as Solar and Aero.
id write down everything I knew about me my family and friends, the world is still full of libraries so our culture and history are safe to any ayy lmaos that eventually come to earth, then theres literally nothing we could do as the last man or woman you know we would all go insane soon? life will continue with another species taking our place in time id just commit suicide
after wanking into a girls panties of course cos I'm fucking 17 and a virgin
>kill me
>>709174695
It's not like you have a purpose anyway.
>>709153575
Do fun things until I run out of supplies.
Die horribly.
It's not that hard of a question.
>>709153575
Just wander around, do drugs and arm myself because I suppose wild animals would get curious with no human/car etc. sounds.
Go check out area 51.
>>709157192
slowclap.mov
Pick up some beer from a corner shop.
Break into my first real gf's parents' house , play their piano.
... After that... No idea.
Probably go to the Winchester and wait for this all to blow over.
>>709176175
I'm sure the area is full of traps, you'd die.
test
>>709153575
>find a semi
>drive it to the nearest Costco
>load up on canned goods and other essentials
>drive to the nearest farm
>try to turn my thumb green enough to survive til old age
>use any spare time trying to learn how to prevent humanity from dying with me
>>709153575
Learn everything about gentics/clonig that i can create a female and then replicate obviously.
>>709153575
I would probably die because of some nuclear powerplant maintenance failure
>>709168428
>people knew how to run their cars off fucking grass clipping in ww1
>2016
>regular people marvel at a genius figuring out if you put a spring on your apple phone charging cable it will break in 7 months instead of 3
1. take guns and ammo
2. take luxery camping cars
3. go to paris and get all the luxery thinks i can
4. lear about electricity / generating / network
5. create a big database
6. learn about genetics
7.afteri don"t know
have a wank in the street
Probably cry a lot because everyone I love is gone.
I would spend like a whole damn four years just living life that was stolen from me by the educational system.
I'd read every book and play every game I missed out on.
Then I'd go check out restricted government areas, see if there are any dead ayyliens at Area 51 cause why the fuck not?
Go to hunting shops and take rifles and bows and become the best marksman in history.
After I've had my fun I'd research stuff about cloning and test tube babies and spend the rest of my time bringing back humanity.
Probably find some anibros and let the lonliness drive me mad untill I finally kill myself.
>Gunna learn genetics and remake people
Fuck off, you can't and never will be able to.
Procure enough munitions and supplies, as well as transportation, to relocate to a relatively large town near a wind or hydroelectric supplemented power grid.
Choose a domicile and appropriate vehicles, then as much fuel and supplies as necessary for the next year.
Assuming animals are around, harvest and butcher plenty of beef, pork, chicken, etc., and stock numerous freezers for the winter.
Gather seeds and farming equipment necessary to grow vegetables and fruits in season.
Gather meds for self-treatable maladies, and physician references to aid in diagnoses.
Look for fertility centers for sources of eggs/sperm, use less desirable donors for experimentation on ex-utero fetal development, perfect the science, then use the best candidates to create a small village of people.
Start calling myself Adam, and enjoy the rest of my life.
>>709153575
Move out to the family's fields in the middle of fucking nowhere, where ecuaplitpus trees sprawl by themselves and break down when they can't hold themselves, so I guess Ive got fuel figured out.
As for food, growing variations of vegetables is gonna be possible only through artificial farming, which might be more complicated,and I can have meat from the sprawl of bunnies and hates and maybe some wild hogs and shit. Live the true countryman life, and develop my own technologies based off of vegetable fuels like vehicles and shit
The only answer is go mad from the loneliness and die
>>709155260
You are my soulmate! Totally the same.
>>709159087
Sky diving? Who's getting you up in the air?
>>709153575
I would worry about nuclear plants.
>>709160689
Fuel goes stale! Find the chemicals you need to make biofuel and do that instead.
Find an artillery cannon, put it up to my head and remotely pull the trigger
>>709180398
just use alcohol dummy
>>709180317
/thread
Go around the world burning down cities
>>709180220
well it's not like you have to worry about the plane crashing on anyone one you jump out, and taking off and getting up to altitude is the easy part anyway.
>>709153575
I would make a slowpoke combo on /b/
>>709161635
>implying anyone here is actually capable of doing something that monumental on their own with no formal education.
>>709161941
you realize rain is potable water right? the humans didn't take the earth's fresh water supply
with them when they left.
>>709156280
Why would you go through all that hassle when you could just go to NASA and upload any and all information you want to the ISS, where it will remain in vacuum forever?
>>709162545
>the internet would still be live no doubt
son, are you retarded or something? the internet might last a week without human intervention, and that's assuming there's power.
>>709182238
>ISS
>Forever
Nobody tell him
>>709164831
Actually most nuclear powerplants require external electricty to keep their cooling system running. When the power grid fails, because the first powerplants start failing ( which is just a matter of days or hours) ALL nuclear power plants will start having core melt downs and will go full fukushima. Your best bet is to go somewhere with no nuclear power plants but a ready argicultural infrasturcture like a big farm.
Also one of the first things i would do is steel a truck, go to a super market and collect ALL the canned food
>>709164437
well played.
>>709182881
They have automated shutdown jackass.
>>709170898
giving birth alone could be difficult
>>709182600
You know you can easily use the existing thrusters on the ISS to put it into stable orbit, right?
>>709153575
>travel to russia
>find tsar bomba
>drop into an abyss
>massive tidal wave
>neat.jpeg
>no more people
Is already how we all b neets live i dont see anyone from 10 months and dont go out either.
Electricity will last forever becouse is infinite you just need to reach the central or wathever it dont needs maintence
>>709168197
a twingo, my dear
>>709162547
You're an idiot
>>709183022
>stable orbit
There is no such thing. All orbits require some amount of periodic thruster firing to maintain.
Regardless, without maintenance, anything in space will quickly become non-operational, even if indefinite stable orbits were possible.
>>709183175
>be disappointed when that doesn't create a tidal wave
Probably gonna spend the rest of my life assuming I'm being watched by something, and talk to them all the time.
>>709153575
So, life is still pretty much the same ?
>>709153575
Think I would try to blow up everything. Just like Megaton in Fallout
>find my parents debt card/credit
>find a real nice and new comfy suv
>drive around save as many animals(pugs) in my area and bring them along with me
>search nearby houses for guns/cool shit/things to protect me and pugs and dog food (the expensive shit)
>Get food and clothes for me (and sleeping/camping stuff)
>make sure I have food for atleast 10 years
>this should take 3 months
>buy all the things I can online that teaches me how to do simple shit to stay alive and take care of pugs.
>create a goal to learn the very basics of cloning humans in the next 6 months
>after 6 months train for another 6 on how to fly.
>keep up with this process for 5 years until I can do shit blindfolded.
>clone myself hundreds of times
>finally create a female version of myself using frozen eggs
>create a small family of me also use other men's sperm so whole civilization isn't fully autistic
>Find more food, realize I should of planted shit.
>oh well there's still cows and shit
>realize that millions of cows died in the slaughter house with no food
>cry
>shit post on /b/ everyday
>after 18 years I finally have humanity up and runing.
>plan to fly to eruope and Japan
>realize that all the fuel has gone bad
>take a year to figure out how to get the fuel it needs
>finally leave the US with pugs to Paris and the Rome and Japan to get all the figma and those onahole
>flyback
>fuck myself
>live until I die
>>709153575
probably have a wank
>>709184723
Only reason I brought humanity back is to take care of my house and my pugs that can't fly at home so I can go without crying
>>709184661
this except i'd stash a bunch of valuable jewellry away incase everyone comes back and then travel across europe nicking artworks. probably adopt a bunch of dogs as company/protection. If there's no humans what about niggers and roma: better nick gun frop, a police station just incase.
probably survival mode, get fuel for generator, gas cylinders, all that sort of shit, for as long as my cat lives.
then top myself.
if the cat's gone, I'd probably take myself out a lot faster.
>>709184061
>what is a lagrangian point
>>709159196
Going to Alaska while being the only person alive.
No tour guide or anyone to find you in a snow storm
Good luck anon
