I need to fix something; can someone help me~?
> *blush*
show tits or gtfo
will accept boipuss
>>709149773
stfu u wasteman
>>709149851
this
>>709149851
But, I already did~.
> ?
>>709149875
nO~.
>>709149887
> *tsk*
>>709149955
Funny, all I see is an overused gif.
>>709150054
--of what I needed help with~.
> ( o,o) { ...? )
> *thinks to self*
> ("hm, hM~!! ...hm~.")
Nobody's doing shit unless you actually mention what you need. No doubt someone'll at least read it without demanding titties.
>>709150438
And I agree~!! ;}
> *still waiting for--*
> ("hm, hm, hmm~.")
> sigh
> ("No; here~.")
What are we waiting for again?
...hello?
Here let me help you
>*lowers your shorts and panties*
>*lets a few seconds pass to build of anticipation*
>*sticks a sharpie into you pooper*
>>709151601
...can we replace the sharpie with something I already have?
>>709151915
Two sharpies?
>>709149773
Tears pants off and fucks you
>>709152032
what do you think "already have" means, faggot?
four sharpies, a dragon dildo and his pet goldfish
>>709152095
Kek of course anon thanks for setting me straight m8
>>709152032
nOo~... pink vibrator.
>>709152172
you're silly
>>709152082
> ("with cuffs?")
have you got a dick irl OP
>>709152429
Like the faggot is gonna admit to that.
>>709152095
Well, I mean... I have erasable markers for sketching, but... i, guess~?
> ( ? } (._. )
>>709152429
Does "dick" mean:
pens or clit?
> you choose
>>709152757
woops
> penis*
>>709152534
What's that supposed to mean? :(
I am not dishonest~.
>>709149773
Your body isn't supposed to do that. Demon kill the demon
>>709153494
It's called myoclonus; I can't help it.
> ( ;~;)
>>709153830
*Pets* It's okay op
Wow you are just sucking all the dicks today, huh op?
>>709154008
> *sniff, sniffs hand*
...you like touching? Hn~?
> :o
>>709154107
Mmaaaybe~? =]
Why do you ask~? hm? hM?
>>709154221
Yeah, I do
> ;)
*caresses your sides and makes my way down to your thighs as i keep on caressing you*
>>709154389
hnN~!?
> (@,@ )
Hey, it's me, Goku
>>709154621
*Rubs your inner thighs as i start kissing you*
I'm really bad at roleplay, sorry op
>>709154650
GO AWAY!
> ( o.o) { ... )
>>709154681
Stop trolling this thread, dumbass!
>>709154728
> hn, hNn...
(÷,÷ )
>>709154823
>>709154931
*Rubs my finger around your clit over your shorts, while my other hand is rubbing the rest of your beautiful coin snatch*
>>709154728
I remember you, I think; I'm not sure yet; hn~... ( -.-)
>>709155050
i dont understand what happened here at all...
>>709155237
They hit a power line and got zapped
>>709155237
Maaaate. Touched the electrical wires. They got shocked. Dunno what their chances of surviving would be.
>>709155050
Was there an Oddish nearby?
>>709155135
I love how you noticed I put them back on after they were tore off by someone else, lol.
> hm~, hM. hm.
well this is now a reckt thread
>>709149773
Are you male or female, op?
>>709155770
>>709155522
"Quack."
>>709155751
Ah shit, I don't want sloppy seconds
>>709155770
So, you want me to mentally suffer, huh?
I'll try multitasking then.
> challenge accepted
>>709155791
Mentally or physically?
>mfw i see this thread
im just here to make an unrealated meme to hide im dead inside
>>709155987
Physically
>>709156004
>when the .gif is made for ants
>>709155869
Jealous~?
>>709156004
lol
>>709156141
Nevermind, all there is is just a sharpie in your cornhole
>>709156087
What kind of dead? lol
>>709156088
Hmm... I guess male~.
> shrugs
>>709156244
My nigguh
>>709156131
Must've been an evil android or something...
> ?
>>709156134
> antennae ?
>>709156354
I would cuddle you
>>709156611
>>709156244
> yumad.jpg
>>709149851
>will accept boipuss
get that shit off of my /b/.
Check'em
>>709156509
yeah sure me casa zoo kasa
>>709154681
My cock looks like a xenomorph
>>709156588
I wish~.
>>709156841
I would cuddle you for years and years and never let you go
>>709156698
we went from this < to this > >>709156588
where did we go wrong? maybe to long without a mass extinction of the weak? the pause of natural selection? the "safety" todays society gives
>>709155854
where his hands at?
>>709156684
Life, huh...
Fuck is this cringy as shit?
What are you guys? 12?
now days just a bunch of faggots
>>709156927
mMh~.
> *gasp*
>>709149851
>will accept boipuss
you are a fucking queer Mcfaggot
>>709156813
...is it, suckable~? I...
> shrugs
>>709155237
Nerve gas
>>709156938
So strong~.
>>709157095
Oh wait, i forgot what you wanted help with. What was it?
>>709156948
Magic~*
>>709157383
ANON FUCK OFF I AINT PLAYING GAMES HERE
>>709155237
>>709155050
>>709155463
Nerve gass.
>>709157379
What happened there?
>>709156992
I was rooking for rove~.
It kinda just happened.
> how u dzuin~?
>>709157055
> oh, but show a teeny peen and forget it.
>>709157586
were you born yesterday? its from the turk coop
>>709157158
...me?
>>709157291
hax
>>709157338
L O V E
>>709157977
..would you perhaps take my love?
>>709157379
hey i used to live there
>>709157506
What makes you think i play "games~?"
>>709157509
nerve hax
>>709158038
I thought i asked "what you needed". So this is why i had an autistic response
>>709157804
Perhaps i is, perhaps I isn't. Idky.
>>709158038
Define love, please~.
I'm not the anonymous one here.
>>709158302
Define "autistic."
> ("this thread became a mess... *sigh*")
> ("...")
>>709158762
Haha welcome to 4chan sweetheart
>>709159307
I've had worse nightmares before, lol.
> now where'd my lover go...?
>>709159650
Nightmare? Babe this is a dream come true. The nightmare is when they close the doors on 4chan.
> this'll probably happen again.
> ("oh, well~.")
>>709159779
Then I'll continue dreaming... :}
>>709159779
Also, if the doors where open, I'd be cuddling with someone... forever.
>>709160247
I left for a bit, sorry.
>>709160348
Then I'll be right here, forever~. x]
>>709160502
:) yay
>>709160572
Now; what are you hiding?
Hm? mM?
This entire ERP thread belongs on >>>/trash/
> "random"
Okie~ =]
>>709160572
hm, hMm... hn~, hnN?
>>709161145
Nothing i guess
>>709161145
hn, hn?
>>709161247
Nothing, hn~?
I want to know more of this nothing you hide, hnn~?
>>709161268
Do you have kik?
>>709161451
I have a phone number~.
I don't know what kik is.
>>709149773
THE FUCK IS THIS RETARDED CRINGE FUCKING WEABOO TALK
>>709161596
> ("I don't get it.")
>>709161700
Weaboo? ...webos?? :o
> ["hn. hN."]
This may sound weird, but...
are consciousness(es?) invisible?
Or is it natural electricity?
> ( õ_õ)
