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>>709145234
buy a lotto ticket
>>709145234
Buy Gentoo and a Winrar license.
live
Buy an aircraft carrier and "pimp" it so you can live there and produce food and stuff.
Then rent a pier at the nearest harbor.
Do absoutely nothing
>>709145234
See how much money everyone want before doing something that really disgust them
>>709145234
Buy everything. Literally everything. Then if anyone wants anything they need to beg me and I will consider it....
A lot of cars,mansions for friends and I, invest into disease research heavily, ruin any country I dislikes economy, create the perfect gaming setup, fund another crusade
>>709145234
Rent a plane and start throwing billions of dollars a day on it, so as to devaluate the currency so much that everyone else than me is extremely poor.
>>709145234
Pay off all bills then probably go buy a soda idk
Continue to not payback student loans. What are thay gonna do? Im rich. Dgaf about credit score
>>709145570
Nice
>>709145579
What type of soda?
pay girls to shit on me
Raise an army, buy some tanks/jets/??? And go around invading all the countries
>>709145685
Best answer ever. Isn't that the ultimate aim in life?
>>709145668
shiiiiii idk maybe a coke
Help people that are in shit situations provided that they are not chavs.
>>709145764
What are you even doing here
>put camera in public toilet
>wipe my ass with $100 bill & stick it on toilet wall
>watch & see who would take it
>???
>profit
Infinite money?
Gentrify the entire continent of Africa to stop clicky and clocky from acting like god damn savages.
The Africans are so thankful they'll do anything for me.
Recruit every able body man, (after 6 months of eating nothing but steak, chicken and vegetables) to my army.
Storm the middle east. Eliminate the ISIS and every muslim we come across.
Set up a billion solar panels. Destroy the oil fields.
Supply earth with free power as long as the sun is there. No more muslims.
End world hunger. Achieve world peace.
>MFW she still wouldn't text back
Buy a gf
Hire scientists and engineers to create mechahitler2.0
> leaves
Get the best, most luxurious yacht money can buy, and spend my days travelling the world with all drugs at my disposal.
>>709145234
Wipe my ass with the newly inflated currency worth nothing
idk an hero, or leave 4chan or something idk
>>709145234
>buy property all over the world.
>buy own airliner.
>grab women by the pussy.
>run for president.
Order Chinese food.....for everyone.
Then buy an island and fortify it.
>>709145234
donate the infinity to a charity and see if they ask for more
>>709145234
Destroy the conservative movement and get every last one of those misogynistic, ignorant, backwards motherfuckers voted out of office.
Preform a massive take over of wall street by purchasing all stock then do that in every country that mattered then enjoy ruling the world
>>709145234
>buy a nice car
>buy a nice house
>buy a lot of high quality cocaine
>buy some hot hookers (yes, buy)
>live the dream for the next 18 years
>buy a nice big calibre handgun
>shoot myself in the head on my 45th birthday
Singlehandedly devalue all world currancy thru frivolous spending.
>>709146506
>Chinese food is ordered to every house in the world
>not enough chinks to deliver it all
>families go hungry that night
>children starve
>anon blamed for travesty
How will you feel when you are the most hated person in the world?
>>709146797
>live the dream for the next 18 years
>be 45
underage b&
>>709145234
Order alot of hits, buy a large house in a bignore property and buy alot of junk and toys
>>709145234
Make more money
>>709145234
build a spaceship. leave earth for 1000 years. return to tell everyone 2016 election was rigged.
>>709146936
Maybe you wanna go back to school and attend you math class, kiddo.
Buy everything then just kinda...let it do its thing. But like if I don't like something, I ca get all angry and shit and yell at it till it does what I want
>>709146933
That's the point of the fortified island faggot
>>709146797
sounds good.
but try other drugs too. if you do coke everyday you probably will die earlier than your 45th birthday.
>>709146927
this
save the world one dollar at a time
Buy 4chan
Fund a crusade.
Deus Vult!
>>709147168
Thanks for the advice, but I guess it does not matter if I die a few years earlier, in this fantasy.
take over the world and run as i wanted.
>>709145234
Buy all land for sale in Alaska. Raise property value so people can't afford to live there. As people move, buy their real estate. Once the vast majority is owned by me, begin developing a utopia for whites.
All non-pussified men can move there and live for free. Must bring at least one white woman.
>>709145743
>not RC
pls, stahp
>>709145234
>buy all the gold/platinum/diamons/other valuable shit that is for sale
>Buy shit from local companies and invest in my own homeland by buying shit and creating jobs.
>become a national hero
>deport all immigrants since I have the power
>buy land from mongolia and build huge "storage" for immigrants
>rent places from the storage with low prices to countries so they don't need to have immigrants on their own countries
>invest in thorium reactors
>now the dollar and euro aren't worth shit since i spend it so much (inflation)
everyone is poor as shit and money aint worth shit
>i literally own everything
>become a leader since i own everything
>finish what hitler started on a global scale
>>709145234
Gain a drug drug addiction and be happy until I die early.
>>709147515
they'll sue you for discrimination.
lobby first to remove racial laws in an effort to "remove all forms of racism."
>>709145234
>buy all the stocks
>buy every corporate owned prison
I win.
Realistically for me, buy a mansion, THE Gaming Rig, 4k home theater, everything on Steam, and then probably hire some full time Psychaitrists, Therapists, and Doctors with guards to protect them all and dedicate a wing of my house to help strangers I meet online.
Also have all of the shrinks at my disposal vet some Doctors to fund disease research to patent treatments and release them for free.
nuke boston
>>709145234
INVEST MY INFINITE MONEY TO MAKE MORE INFINITE MONEY ALSO CONTRIBUTE INFINITE MONEY TO POLITICAL PARTIES SO THAT THEY KEEP MY TAXES LOW AS FUCK MORE MONEY!
>>709147742
>Hitler hated the Jews for ruining the economy of Germany
So... You'd kill yourself? I guess that's one way to be the next Hitler...
Quit my job, pay off all my mortgage, then keep it on a low. Order outside food everyday. Buy sweet gaming equipment and tech, and just do what I feel like doing everyday.
>>709145454
go back in time and put some money on the cubs
Buy a new adidas track jacket
Become potus and let trump be a court jester while Hilary sucks my balls to ensure her survival and Putin watches over a videochat
>>709148108
Nah I ain't kike, i could own everyting without ruining the economy first but after that HAS been done i would create new jobs and a new currency
>go to Africa
>start giving out money
>all start getting their hopes up
>all blacks getting above poverty
>Don't stop giving money
>all the blacks return to Africa to get rich quick
>don't stop giving money
>all blacks are super rich
>piles of money everywhere
>don't stop giving money
>cover the entire continent in 15 feet of money
>niggers are drowning in money
>many die from it
>those who don't either kill themselves or choke on it
>no more niggers
>I go buy a coffee
>it's black
>>709145234
Invest it.
>>709148288
>i could own everyting without ruining the economy first
Uh... Anon... I think you might need to read up on how economies work.
buy 4chan and make it better
>>709145234
Start a thinktank and fund a system of clean energy that harnesses geomagnetic current to power everything on our planet. Put a base on the moon and eventually build a self-sustainable community, then devise a propulsion system to move the entire celestial body through space. Explore possibly habitable planets and cryo-sleep the journey between them to get the most out of my new awesome life.
Buy a blue eyes white dragon jet and make duel disk a real thing
>>709148173
Dude, you've got all the moneys. Treat yourself. Get a Puma jacket.
Travel Latin America taking pictures of storefronts.
>>709148808
I lol'd harder than necessary. Fucking slavs.
Still not enough for student loans
>>709148808
>>709148808
why the puma jacket?
Buy a lot of prostitutes
Fuck them raw and don't pull out
>kill everyone under 120 iq
>send all nuclear weapons to uranus
>Uranus is now transformed by heat and chemical reaction into a habitable planet
>don't question this it will work stop being a pussy
>send all niggers to uranus
>they evolve into hyperborean superdicked gods
>import a few back to star in blacked pornos
>change the name of those pornos from blacked to "spooked"
>make a killing
>
>>709145234
sleep
>>709145234
Bribe east european hospital stuff, so they'll give me female babies of couples I select.
Raise and reproduce with the girls. Meanwhile do the same with some asian poorcountries.
>>709145234
Suck a man's dick but no homo
>>709145495
>Buy one of the coolest pieces of maritime hardware
>Pimp it out
>Stay close to home
Fag.
>Buy land in China
>Build mega factories
>Hire all the best "Brains" in the world, take them from everywhere I can. Offer as much money as needed to get them
>Direct them all to the purpose of A.I. and robots
>Test in secret
>Weaponize army of robots
>Sell robots for cheap all over the world
>Slowly take over all resources with robots and use the resources to create more robots to take over more resources
>Imprison the entire world to my robot army
>Build a paradise for me with lots of 10/10 females
>Spread my seed, single use females only (because there is plenty when you own the world)
>Spread my children across the world to rule and head the robots
>Start new research in cloning and mind transfers
>Upload mind with backups all over the world in clones
>Never die
>Bow down
>Change last name to Skynet
>>709145234
>>709149424
Ban this guy
>>709145234
Buy gold then destroy the economy by throwing cash everywhere
>>709145234
Build the best lowrider the world has ever seen
invite pic related to a dinner,
make her play piano for me before engaging in a sexual encounter for procreation purpose, missionary of course.
>>709149371
I don't want to spend my whole life on the sea, I just want it to be near my home so I can reach it quickly.
Buy Africa
Reinstate slavery
>>709145234
>house, car, land, items of comfort
>relieve family members of financial stress
>enjoy myself, travel, look for love
>invest in health
>sponsor agreeable causes and research
>get assassinated
pay straight 9/10 guys and girls to fuck me in the ass
>>709148452
Implying I cant ruin economy with endless source of money
>>709145234
>give shitload to family
>set fire to rest, call it something like, "the eternal flame of sending a message" or something else equally cringy
>kill self
>>709145417
/thread
Fund space programs indefinitely
Buy tons of houses for my family
Buy the moon and mine it to see what's in it regardless of what repercussions follow
Start my own whiskey brewery
Also in vest in the USA's army and the UK's
Purchase 4chan, then usher in an era of fear and tyranny that will see a spike in neckbeard suicide across the globe and swiftly purge all signs of feminine penis.
Seeing a common theme here.
>taking care of family
>blowing the rest on personal interest or ideology
There's so much shit I'd like to do. Realistically I'd buy property so I have a steady amazing income all my life, pay off all my friend's houseloans, buy a bigass yacht and hire my bros to help me maintain my businesses in cushy jobs so they never have to work a job they hate and they can join me in my travels anytime they wish. I would also invest in helping people, disease research, prosthetics n shit and build an assload of animal sanctuaries to take care of all the doggos and cates in need of love along with other animals of course. I'd also offer a shitload of money to NASA to help us get the fuck off this planet and colonize others.
I would contribute to humanity and make the world a little bit better before I die, assuming I have limited money. If I have infinite money, I'd help usher humanity into a golden age.
>buy gaming computer
>buy good internet so i can stream 14k porn
>buy a shit ton of snacks and shit
>buy everything that I ever wanted
>realize I can't buy happiness with money
>go to /b/
>fap to an r34 thread
>kill myself
>>709150760
wise words
>>709145234
Buy land, probably Montana, something with 20+ acres. Build a house, nothing huge, probably two levels with 3 bedrooms. Build a greenhouse so I can grows tomatoes all year. I really like tomatoes. Maybe buy a small house on or near OBX for when I get tired of snow in winter. Would go back to Italy and visit again, maybe see the rest of Europe before it becomes the Middle East Jr.
It probably sounds boring, but I think I could find peace living on my land and being able to do whatever I what whenever I wanted. If other people are suffering and need my money, they can have some as long as they leave me alone. I really just want to be left alone.
>>709150571
Well yeah, there's no such as pure altruism bro. Everyone's selfish.
>>709145915
>>MFW she still wouldn't text back
Underrated ending.
>>709145234
if i had infinite money i would buy up as much military might as possible, then put all the politicians in jail, then run for president and become president, and then i would eliminate all federal welfare programs and social security and the department of education, and then i would laugh as the libtards cried rivers of tears, and i would put anyone who refused to work into prison, and i would eat some pizza because i like pizza, especailly fresh out of the oven, and i also would probably go fishing because that can be relaxing but come on fish just get on my hook already
>>709150999
>I really just want to be left alone
Best answer.
and this one:
>>709150179
>>709150179
the eternal flame of sending a message kek you faggot
be killed for ruining the world economy
>>709145234
Finally get to see my long distance girlfriend in person
>>709147547
>RC Cola
You must be a kentuckyfag
>>709151303
Only logical response here.
>>709151123
was just noting it's nice to see so many anons looking out for their families. Lot's of people out there don't have a family, or their families are so fucked up they are toxic.
Just nice to see it.
Use as much of it as possible. Invest, buy, give away for free, anything to get it into circulation. As the hyperinflation starts to kick in I sit back and watch the world burn with a nice cold beer in my hand that I just bought for $40 000. I'm now the only person in the entire world with any meaningful ammount of money.
>buy priceless pieces of art
>as soon as i pay for them, light them on fire
>eat
>sleep
>repeat
>>709145234
buy as much gold and silver as possible
Cover my tracks from government, if i have a bottomless bank account i'm going to be a high priority target. Invest periodically and forge fake statements to seem that i made all my money through a business that i would fully control.
>>709145234
I would put some of that money multiple swiss banks, and after I would like to make a journey exploring the world, walk around throwing my money away
live in richness but also care about poor people
>>709151522
samefag: think about what walter white did when he got all his money
>>709145234
Buy 4chan and make it shit as payback for all the times I've been called a faggot
Crusades 2.0 electric boogaloo.
Rid the world of filthy Muslims and take back Jerusalem.
Give a fucking lot and i mean alot to charity, probably travel the world, make a difference to the world, a decent difference
>>709151602
faggot
I'm assuming you mean I have a machine that can print money. The Fed already has that and they know what to do with it: they nurture the growth of the global economy. The more money they loan to banks and the federal+state governments, the more money banks can loan to everyone else so everyone else can start small businesses, get mortgages, lease cars, etc. and the more money the government(s) can invest in infrastructure, give college loans, and pay everyone from the president down to police officers. The government makes that money back in taxes and the banks make the money back in the form of the loans getting paid off. Then they can pay back the loans to the Fed. If the Fed just printed infinite money for the people who work there, everyone would give up on the dollar because it has become worthless. The dollar is backed by the faith the US has in the government, and if the government doesn't do anything to stop the Fed from printing infinite money and destroying the global economy, the dollar will be worth the same as paper and digital dollars will become worthless.
Buy several huge navy air craft carriers. Fille the, all with refugees, then blow them up. Then buy 100 bad dragon dildos, and fuck my gay ass with the,
>>709151690
>a decent difference
All you'd do is devalue all currencies, cause hyperinflation, mass job losses, and a global total economic collapse that would lead to famine and poverty on a scale nobody alive would believe possible
Kill all humans, pic heavily related
i am a mechanic. so, i would buy an airfield and line it with huge airplane hangers and fill those hangers with shit tons of exotic and old cars. from 4X4's to Ferrari's, Mclaren's and lambo's, to old muscle cars like camaro's, mustangs and chevelle's. i'll spend my days driving and modifying these cars, going ever faster until one day i kill myself in one of these cars. at least i'll be happy then.
>>709145234
Donate to charity and help out people that matter, buy a nice house in Las Vegas and move my ass out there. Probably get a ton of pets including a Sphynx cat. Live a comfy life.
>>709151960
Your answer sucks and you're no fun
Get the best scientists in the world to make me almost immortal, then build an army, genocide the Jews and the global elite, make crusades and kill every remaining muslim, taking their women as prize.
Buy a bunch of endless septic tank trucks. Form underground mission club. Call it operation shit on bitch. Form up at Hillary rallies and spray mass amounts of shit all over Hillary and the crowd. Go in with 20 trucks at a time. Shit will be so awesome
>>709145234
Never let anyone know I have infinite money. Move to Michigan, play vidya and eat Taco Bell all day err day.
Spend all of it to find out who she is >>709149278 because reverse image search gave me nothing
Go on Twitch.tv and give Sodapoppin all my money
>>709149424
give it all to the jews
>>709146064
When did mechahitler1.0 happen?
Infinite isn't a number or an amount.
Try again..
>>709152820
>Infinite isn't a number or an amount.
Then try to tell the biggest number
>>709145234
Change my last name to Rothschild
>>709152526
i live in michigan. everything here is shit. move to vancouver B.C. greatest city in the world.
>>709145234
I spend everything u tell I have 1$, and begin again to look for lost friends that wanted my money and not me. Don't go for it ;)
>>709153439
The guy who sold the world... Nirvana - Kurt Cobain
the same shit i do now with in a nicer house, be a birgin nerd and play league all day
>>709152820
>Infinite isn't a number or an amount.
Where is the problem?
>>709148354
Kek
>>709150461
How can you prove something that dosnt exist ie. Feminine penis
>>709153331
Everything is personal opinion obviously, but West Branch, Michigan is an awesome place. Small town feel, 3,000 people, close to an interstate so it has lots of big box stores. Plenty of restaurants. I don't need anything grandiose to be happy.
>>709153866
*purge
>>709153866
By defining it
Do scientific research on what's the exact amount of money that turns women into whores
>>709152992
alright you have 100x Googolplexian of each major currency
>>709147829
>buy the law
>>709154705
That's not infinite
Fix my credit score
Get my license back
Take care of my family
Open a rehab center
Remodel my place
Take a modest vacation
Make sure my friends and co-workers are happy
Buy a new car
>>709145234
Give everyone else billions to break the echonomy
>>709148720
>geomagnetic energy
I've got bad news for you, anon...
Buy 4chan turn whole thing in to /mlp/ laugh at you fags then go over dose on hookers and Coke
Give all to Bono
>>709145234
support 4chin?
>>709153889
idk. if i was super rich, if i decided for some reason to still live in michigan, i guess i would live in southhaven.
>>709145234
> Buy the world
> Ban religion
> Create a perfect Eutopia
> Get the worlds brightest scientists together and give them unlimited funding
> Flying cars two years from now
> Make sure 4chan never shuts down
> But ban all the cancerous assholes
> If they evade the ban, send FBI to their doorstep
>>709145234
Donate to anything and everything without making myself look suspicious...
Actually if were thinking logically then that wouldnt be a good idea economy wise so I guess its pretty pointless if you did have infinite money cause youd never be able to use any of it.
>>709145234
destroy austraila and marry my waifu
>>709155156
>Eutopia
Find a cure for herpes.
>>709145234
I'll build a giant drill, bore straight into Hell, releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell so they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated, and hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created.
>>709152171
this.
reducing the population by a good 50% (darkies first of course) would make this planet really nice
>>709155274
> Yes, Eutopia
>>709155388
Edgy
>>709145234
I have more money that I can realistically spend, without being stupid with the purchases.
I did the living in paradise thing but came back to civilisation in 2012. There are only so many times you can watch a beautiful sunset on your beach patio, before it starts to bore you. There is pretty much fuck all to do in those places other than drink and relax. You can do that anywhere, so I came back home and live about 50 miles outside the City I was born and grew up in.
At least now there are high grade doctors, dentists, restaurants etc within easy reach.
It's not so relaxing knowing that if you needed medical attention in the middle of nowhere, you're fucked for around 5-6 hours at best.
Anyhow, now I relax and drink in milder climes, but I feel safe and thus more relaxed. I don't work, or care to work, I'm pretty much a bum.
I do sometimes think of buying a yacht and following the F1 circuit in the Summer and then just do golfing in Florida for the winter, but I'm too fucking lazy for all that.
I'm 35 and live the life of an 80 year old.
Money is boring. Well it has been for me. Maybe I should have been forced to work as a kid, but I never was.
Anyhow, my point is, be careful what you wish for.
>pay tayler swift to be my sex slave
>pay all scientists to come up with a zombie virus
> infect the world with zombie
>give make me and Taylor swift immune
>wait till we only 2 left
>stop paying her and fuck her for free
Yep that's about it
>>709155520
living in a large city has made me bias about it. there's just too many fucking people
> Buy Konami
> Give Hideo Kojima unlimited funding
> Please finish MGSV
>>709145234
> I'd buy a new home with 4 bedrooms up in New Hampshire.
> I would buy my parents a house in Vermont in the mountains.
> Live a simple life of doing nothing and spending time with my family
>I would buy all my vitamins in individual gummy bottles. (vitaimin b, vitamin c, vitamin d... etc.) So when i go to take my vitamins i would he eating almost a bowl of delicious gummy vitamins.
> I am a simple man
>>709145234
Be guitar playing student forever and never have to wagecuck.
>>709145234
hire some people to kill some maggots on earth
Pay of student loans
Build rat rod
Give at least a million to (((all))) family members
But all my desired dvds of tv shows, hentai, anime, etc
Buy a shit-ton of books I want
>>709155602
tailor swift is bitchy as fuck, you gonna need some ropes,buddy
>>709145234
>Get banned from Steam for cheating
>1. Develop technology, genetic modification, practical immortality etc
>2. Build myself a space station Elysium style
>3. Fill that space station with genetically modified waifus and lolis
>4. Flood the markets with my infinite monies, crashing the world economy to the point of no return
>5. Watch the world burn, from my self sustaining waifu palace in the sky
Cause massive amounts of inflation in israel
>>709154705
So you basically have enough money for a moped and a burger in Zimbabwe?
>>709145915
but you need oil to manufacture synthetic materials used in solar panels
>>709154754
Which brings us back around to the original statement. Infinity not a # or amount, so infinite $=impossible.
>>709145234
Teach OP how money works.
Funding might be insufficient.
>>709145234
Buy as many military personnel and equipment as possible and fast. People are going to want to kill me.
>>709145438
but why
Buy myself all the sissy clothes in the world :3 <3
Then I would buy a mansion and live there.
Go up to the homeless with all my money and laugh at them like a bitch.
>>709146936
kek
I buy large screen televisions for every homeless shelter in the country, however, they're only programmed to broadcast a live feed of me burning giant piles of cash 24 hours a day.
Build my own city on the ocean by repurposing a big cargo ship or aircraft carrier, equip it with the most advanced technology there is, and explore the world with a carefully selected crew.
>>709156115
Why can't capitalists define infinity?
I would lend money on no interest to everyone but imprison people who do not pay it back. I would use the debt as new money which can not "blow up" and save the world with it
Buy all the drugs
>>709145438
Kek, nice one
Buy 4chan.
>>709145234
>buy everything
>become the emperor of the world
>infinite science
>infinite technology
>sex robots
>genetic engineering
>gene therapy
>cosmetic gene therapy
>furries become real
>nuke mars and invest in a space elevator
>when the science is done, make myself god of my own universe
welcome to the hookers, drugs and furries universe, i'll be your guide
>>709149537
nooooooooo :( she is mine
>>709156602
>implying insufficient money is the only thing stopping all these developments
Infinite money?
>Develop sex robots
>Buy my mom a house the size of a country
>Travel the entire Earth. Literally every place.
>Develop cures to all diseases
>Buy every company and force them to live and operate morally
>Completely fund animal shelters and eradicate animal homelessness
>Completely get rid of homelessness worldwide, and hunger
>Have absolutely massive harem of women. Have them all live in a gigantic mansion, and have mansion-sized orgies. Love them all equally and treat them well.
>Become a rockstar for a while
>Buy every gun ever made
>Have mansions in every country, state, etc
>Travel into space. Go as far as technologically possible. End my life by going as far as I can into space and seeing things no one has ever seen before running out of food/fuel/etc. Die in absolute solitude.
>>709152533
Its a photo shopped image face is silver starts daria
>tell no one
>buy a castle
>fortify it (guns,infrared scanners, etc)
>Buy all the hotties I know and have them around my fingertips
>buy myself nice cars, and shit
>family reunion or something
>pull up and show off like crazy
>never speak to any of my shitty cousins again
>buy the 'fingertip hoes' expensive jewelry and have them wear it around the house (nothing but the jewelry
>play a fuckton of video games
>chill with my friends
>chill with guns, girls, and glory
>eventually kill myself
Fap
>>709145234
I would buy a Battlefield 1 cuz it seems like a nice game.
Would share with mom tho.
I would take my girl for a date
Would buy some tobacco for my hookah
Get drunk from time to time
Buy a nice car
or a helicopter
And pure blood German Shepard
Oh, and a nice mansion to live in
plenty of games and cozy game rig
And Nintendo DS because i want to play this new Monster Hunter.
Many things more Anon. Infinite money is plenty of money.
>>709147951
Go back to /v/ fag.
>Buy Disney, fire and fix mainstream news media
>buy out politicians to actually support the peoples views
>surgery and hormones, become a trap, fuck a lot
>drugs n stuff
>make friends rich
>force all European countries to become monarchies again
>Austro-Hungary
>Bulgarian
>Russia
>Britain
>Portugal
all the others will be Vassal states of those
>destroy all of Asia except for China and Korea
>and Thailand, cus you know why
>Destroy Africa
>genocide all Americans, Canadians and all South American males + all Indigenous people in the Americas
>destroy all the niggers
>Religion is Christian Orthodoxy with the only leading Patriarchs in Russia and Bulgaria
>Allow one other religion that is led by the holiest of Kaisers himself, as pope and right hand of god on earth + leading his country and his vassal states, his majesty Kaiser of Austria
>All those monarchs are people chosen by me
>trained from when they're small that their only purpose is to serve their lands and the peace of us all
>invest in research for making me live longer, transplanting parts of the brain, memories, whatever, something to make me invincible forever, even if i need to change bodies
>give every citizen a weapon of choice once they finish university (only a Magister or Doctor can use a weapon)
>If they want to learn a profession make it Austrian style with Master-exams and school while learning those, so they can qualify for driving a car/weapon use too.
>idiots aren't allowed any of those.
what a wonderful world.
>>709156909
+adding on to what I'd do
>before killing myself
>go on a shooting spree at the bohemian grove
>>709157514
>Vassal states
Fuck you. My country's king is still alive, I'd have no trouble bowing to him.
Pump all that money into genetic and stem cell research. I want my fucking super powers, you can't stop me.
>>709145234
You don't really know how economics works, do you?
nuke the world
>>709157772
your country's king is irrelevant.
>>709157839
fucking normies
>>709157885
I find that your existence is irrelevant
>>709145234
>what do
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>709157794
Just assume "infinite money" actually means "infinite value", not infinite currency.
>>709157921
kek
someone's triggered
>>709145234
continue life as i am living it now, not working, no real responsibility and plenty of free time to watch animu and play vidya.
>>709145544
>ruin any country I dislikes economy
How about you put some aside for grammar lessons, you fucking mong.
>>709145234
Quit my job, buy a house, eat really delicious food and drink top shelf alcohol constantly, play vidya, shitpost, fap. I'm a simple man.
buy every country on the planet and unite the world, killing all fanatics/extremists, and establishing a new "constitution" of essential human rights and a couple of measures to be followed until the end of time/it gets rewritten. then put the remainder of the money into unethical/ethical scientific research, sacrificing all criminals serving life sentences as human trials
Finish fapping.
>>709146607
Underrated post.
>>709152772
>being this young
Wew
Isn't recess over, laddie?
Live as a sissy forever without ever taking a break.
Live in a mansion wearing slutty clothes and makeup get black people to come and fuck me with their big dicks~
>>709153866
>measure what is measurable
>make measurable what is not measurable
Um wouldnt use any of it because It would flood the global economy and make all money useless its a dumb question
>>709158137
also, invest into selective breeding of humans, hopefully fullfilling The Emperor's prophecy of an Imperium
Buy huge technological companies, spend a lot of money in automatization, buy every energetic central, spend a lot of money in clean energy,
Buy lands in africa for solar power.
Replace human labor, put robots as fast as possible. Give an Universal income to everyone.
Replace all goverment for bots.
spend a lot of money in education.
spend a lot of money in create products with longer life (no obsolesence) and best as possible.
Everyone now have a good life, with education, technology without the need of work.
>>709150018
No. I'm stating that it's impossible to own everything (presumably without selling it) without ruining the economy. The act of hoarding all of that itself would ruin the economy.
>>709145234
Destroy all the stock markets.
destroy world economy by buying everything (inflation says hello)
pay everyone to kill themselves
if they refuse, pay people to kill them
buy my highschool crush
who said money couldn't buy love?
>>709156743
sounds nice.
>>709146438
This, is a tremendous plan, and excellent plan. I hear a lot of people talking, and they say, you know what they tell me, they say you have the best plans. That, I can tell you.
>>709159874
Most my relationships last around 4-6 months, then I grow bored of them and just end it.
My longest relationship lasted 2 years, with absolute crazy bi-polar bitch, just because her crazy made it interesting.
In the end I removed myself from the dating pool because I decided to not hurt more girls.
Half of /b/ is virgins, rest is mostly psychopaths like me, this is not a good place for dating advice mate.
Send contractors to the moon
Build moon base
Steal girls and fly them up there
Brainwash them to make them think I am a god
Go there and they all freak out and do whatever I want
buy 4chan and have 4chan run google
>>709145234
I'd hire a chef and maid. Other than that, I wouldn't change anything. I'm pretty happy with stuff as it is.
I'll buy the entire world, feed everyone, and give humanity as much as it needs to process in science with as little damage to the environment as possible.
*pornstars, drugs, house, car and food go without saying.
>and games
>>709148173
Stay slav mang
Id but a mansion that has at least 15 bedrooms and in each bedroom there will be a virign girl aged 12-27 range that I bought i get to fuck until pregnant then the daughters rasied to be my new virgins and infinite cycle created.
Crash the world economy with no survivors
I wouldn't change my life, I've never worked a day in my life and I'm probably one of the only people who can say they're happy and mean it.
Money makes you miserable, I'd burn it away.
>>709162107
How do you live from day to day. What kind of life do you have?
>>709162107
>i'd burn it away
well you have unlimited money so its not like its gonna go anywhere if you burn it
>>709162107
>Money makes you miserable
Sounds like a fucking awesome problem to have tbh.
>>709160357
Kek
Walk to work
>>709162211
Lol
>>709162187
I'm a diagnosed psychopath, I'm essentially dead inside without a personality, I become who I need to be. I am able to manipulate almost anyone I lay eyes on, it's almost like a game to see tight I can be with someone while doing pretty much nothing.
I have a lot friends who have my back no matter what for essentially no reason, I live in a house I didn't pay for and have everything I could want, I am truly happy where I am.
Words have power.
>>709148808
holy fuck my sides
>>709145234
Buy up land and a fleet of ships and worm my way into owning a country then have a weirdly good economy and say it's all down to something really weird like fucking a magic sheep to see if I could troll world leaders into fucking this one sheep that's covered in glitter.
>>709162678
This gif is me when my life feels monotonous.
>>709162836
Fucking hardcore man.
Buy a castle and deck it out. Buy loads of stuff, gold, supplies etc. Flood the market by giving everyone loads of money, making money worthless. Sit back and watch the world fall to shit.
>>709162678
no wonder he walked so slowly with balls that big I'd have to walk slow as well.
>Hire the best minds out there to start a space program
>spend all i can to make it happen
>go to mars and make a fucking town there with only 2 girls
>bulid a nuke missile
>humangus telescoop
>lunch the nuke to planet earth
>enjoy the view
>return to girls
>1time sex
>they turn lesbo and kill me
>fucking on my corpse
>>709145417
fucking LOL
>>709145234
Flush the open market with my infinite money causing a global hyperinflation.
Not only Zimbabwe should have 100 Trillion dollar bills.
(Yes, I like to watch the world burn.)
>>709145234
Infinite money = unlimited power.
But first, I'd move to a nice place and buy a fucking mansion. Get worlds strongest gaming pc and just play fucking games. And also buy food. Also vehicles. And food.
Buy up every piece of property for sale available to me and commit mass gentrification and trigger the largest homeless epidemic this nation has ever seen.
Then buy up any remaining homes that those people remaining can no longer afford and construct unreasonably large barbed wire electric fences around all of my property so the homeless can't squat there.
Hopefully ignite some sort of uprising from the poor and go down in the history books as a giant asshole
>>709162863
I feel like New Zealand might fall for that ruse. Before it's even explained.
>>709150760
It's almost as if he already had it
>>709145234
Step 1: Buy 4chan saying i'm gonna save it.
Step 2: Close it 3 days later.
Step 3: Kek
>>709150179
Burn infinite money? Impossible
Step 1: buy the world
Step 2: host the galaxy's largest and bloodiest orgy.
Step 3: Die happy.
Cause mass inflation in all countries making everyone poor but me.
>>709162863
saudia would fall for it without u troll them
>>709145234
Buy Japan and sniff all the pantsu
>>709145234
buy an absolute beast of a pc buy my mom a villa with help and everything andthen live
>>709162836
best be careful not to cut yourself on all that edge
Om jag ser en pappersskiva som åker fram och tillbaka i taket i ett hus i Malmö, så tänker jag på min nalle!
>>709145234
quit job and play computer games 16h/d instead of 12h/d, also buy a luxurious office chair
>>709145234
>buy everything
what the fuck
is this a real question?
also, buy steam and remove all the console convert faggot shitlords immediately, leaving only purebred pc gamers
Give it to a 3rd world country, give it to the homeless
>>709145234
buy infinite sets of LEGO stuff
Här ska jävlar anamma drickas brännvin!
Kom ska jag kasta koskit på dig!
Varför har Schäfrar två hål i nosen? :)
>>709163734
I'd buy every single console game studio and shit them down
>>709145234
>buy katy perry
>buy immortality for her and myself
>fuck forever
>>709163734
You are seriously retarded.
Räven den har 4 ben men Korpen den har två!
Pillevicken har inga men den kan stå ändå!
>>709163927
no u
quads?
>>709145234
buy everything, avery markets, every company, every governement and i will rule the world my way.
benevolent dictator
Buy 4chan from the gov. Track and punish all of these fucking kik posting pedophiles
Hunden kissar i flaskan!
>>709149278
MOD
If it were literally infinite money, then I'd start donating to every humanitarian prospect that I can manage at one time, and otherwise just improve the world and my own abilities as best as possible within the rest of my lifetime.
Give it all away
Nelly är en HÅRIG SCHÄFER!
JA! Hon är så hårig och har TVÅ HÅL I NOSEN! XD
Jag står och filmar när Nilla föder valpar! XD
Wish for 3 more wishes
Support Hillary Clinton.
>>709145234
Buy an RV and hit the road. Live as far away from people as humanly possible.
>>709150760
Underrated
>>709164141
>>709164185
Sorry, I don't speak muslim.
>>709145234
Whores. Lots and lots of whores.
infinite money = inflation = thoose money are worthless you moron
Buy all stock available on the market.
Laugh into Rothschild's face.
>>709147962
You have the potential to lose infinite money
>>709146388
underrated post and dubs
>>709164339
Fucking LOL
>>709161909
Pretty much turn into craster from GOT
>>709164395
Retarded much? Why would taxes matter if you have INFINITE money?
Pay huge money for USA if then nuke the muslims, every single one off then. Then pay media to say that a meteor or some shit like that happens and just leave then...
>>709145234
> Buy a bag of pop-corn
> Buy a huge property, preferably with a huge tower with a nice sight on a big city, and huge walls
> Start releasing money on the streets, on the internet, EVERYWHERE
> Buy every single action being sold on the market
> Crash worldwide economy
> Proceed with consuming bag of popcorns while watching the world burn
>>709164566
1% of infinity is infinity
so no matter how low taxes are, market gets flooded by infinite money
devaluation makes money worthless
you now have infinity of something worth nothing.
Chill on a beach in the Caribbeans playing league on my Chromebook eating bananas all day.
>Lobby to make BBC cuck porn mandatory viewing in sex ed classes everywhere
>Start a cuck porn company
>Buy everyone in the world life long access to BLACKED.com
>Then found a cuck porn viewing club, with an increasing ammountnof rules about the lives of the members
>have that slowly evolve into its own little religion, ascribing spiritual and religious meaning to the act of interracial cuckolding
>severely punish, stalk and intimidate people who want to leave the cuck porn club
>have cuck scientology
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