I just killed my wife
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I just killed my wife
proof or hoax
now I recommend climbing up in a clock tower with a rifle and taking out as many as you can
Im not posting a pic if thats what you want. Of all the shit you see on here why would i say i did such a thing and not do it? Its really not something to joke around about. I know the neighbors heard the gun fire. No sirens yet so fire away with questions yall until they come for me. The kids are asleep still but if the nieghbors didnt call then my oldest son will when he wakes up.
Ha. Thanks. I need the laugh right now. Thats from the fugitive right?
>>709136629
Why kill?
Was she hot? Pics?
So nobody wants to know why i did it? Here i am about to go to jail for murder confessing on the net in realtime and yall would rather chase pedos on here right? Come on!
>>709136993
Prove it faggot
why did you kill her OP why not just leave her? I mean its too late to take back now you kinda already fucked up, whats the reasoning?
>>709136993
Why?
>>709137321
No, People just think you're a cuck trying to bait, oh shit i took the bait. fml back to being a newfag.
Yes i shot her. No pics sorry. Cant do it. Dont worry im snap shotting this thread as we go. Trust me this is going to be on TV due to my line of work.
>>709137321
we want pics, otherwise gtfo with your sob ass story
The fact that he literally asked us to ask him why he did it just seems to prove more that it's fake.
>>709137117
Yepper. If OP weren't a faggot I'd be genuinely concerned for you right now.
But to play along, why'd you do it?
>>709136870
No, Roof Korean!
Its not fake trust me. I just shot my wife of 6 years in the back of the fucking head while she slept.
Post the gun.
>>709137321
>>709137419
OP: "aren't you guys gonna give me attention? or would you rather go do something you're not actually doing either?"
What if its bill clinton or some shit =o thatd be fucking crazy!
>>709137409
What do you do for work op?
so why'd you do it? did she catch you jerkin to shemale porn and shame you?
pic of gun, or pic of blood or some shit. jesus op
Im not that famous. Just a local public figure in my city.
Post timestamp faggot
Out of anger or pain? Or are you sick?
Why don't you kill yourself too?
So I highly doubt people wouldn't wake up if she was sleeping unless the gun had a silencer
Was it worth ruining your children's lives or do u feel they r better off?
Anger. She cheated on me with a 16 yr old boy.
>>709137557
From that description you expect us to believe you that "somewhere" a "somewhat famous person" killed his wife. So you expect us if we find out tomorrow that someone who may or not be somewhat famous killed his wife that this was you? Not very convincing. Wifes get killed every day.
Now kys op, you suck at baiting
>>709136993
>kids asleep
>neighbors heard the gun
>>709137699
They are better off. Ive been a bit of an asshole fahter. A little abusive at times.
Mfw the only thread catching my attention is a low quality bait thread. But then again, 95 % of /b/ is tranny porn anyway.
>>709137717
Wives*, faggot
kys
>>709137766
How does killing your wife help with that, idiot? Should have just killed yourself and let your wife raise your kids.
>>709137792
low quality bait > trap anyday
>>709137766
Have you tried suicide?
I highly recommend it
Anger...do you feel better now? Less angry? And if this is real and ur being serious...u didnt see her cheating on u coming? Ur marriage was perfect? U can honestly say that u guys were best friends..and than she randomly cheated on you to purposefully hurt you for no reason? Did she give an.excuse?
>>709137717
I understand your point but like i said im not famuos. Im a city counselman for Vegas.
OP if you are on /b/ claiming to have killed
your wife of six years, your a public figure
in your city, you have children with your
now deceased wife, you know your going to get
caught etc. why the fuck would it matter
if you posted pic at this point? i mean youre pretty fucked already. Now you expect the /b/ro's to believe this is real... idk man sounds fishy.
>>709137766
when was the last true murder bread the naked woman who was strangled two years ago ?
op go Kill yourself save us some taxpayer money
She probs cheated cos that 16 year old was more of a man than you OP
>>709137826
true. my negro.
>>709137867
there we go, this is something we can work with in order to verify that you lied
Either way - is there no chance of disposing the body? Won't you run away?
>>709136629
Gr8 b8 m8, why are you not at school today?
>>709137853
Im angry and confused. I put a camera in our room after suspicions. And i was right. Didnt even let her know i knew.
>>709137699
Are you that new here that you think anyone is gonna buy this BS without some sort of proof? Even claiming you're a girl here requires tits & timestamp..
So yeah.. dead wife's tits & timestamp or gtfo
>>709137868
this. its like "oh, i only killed my wife and the police will show up any minute and put me in jail for life. but i cant post pics, cause it might get me in trouble or something"
gtfo
I have numerous solutions,
1.Hide the body in the box spring
2.Cover all mirrors
3.Stop all clocks
4.Destroy your computer
5.Kill your kids
6.Torch the house and any documents
7.enter car
8.Drive as fast as you fucking can to canada or mexico
9.Start fresh and have another one
10.The circle will never end.
11.Bury the gun in the woods up north.
>>709137978
Post a picture of the blood or something.
>>709137914
probably true hehe
>>709137868
This
For why?
>>709138100
4 Y
>>709137806
*ky, faggot
please go
>>709138100
He filmed his wife getting fucked off a kid.
I understand that you caught her rd handed...what I'm asking is if u truly believe that the mother of your child/children...whom I'm assuming u loved and that u assumed she loved u too...would out of nowhere do this to u...Or on some level do I admit that maybe she cheated because u weren't everything she needed you to be as a partner....u weren't playing the husband so why should she play the wife
>>709136629
Kys, faggot.
>>709136629
OP
comes to image board
won't post a pic
faggot
Don't know why you guys are still here, OP is clearly a lying sack of shit, he's ignored everyone who asked for proof
>>709136629
tits or gfto...
Momma, just killed a man
I cant guys please. No pics. I cant go back in the house. I cant i believe i just did this. I feel so fucking stupid coming on here and talking about it. Im fucked so bad. I will get death for this. Who is going to raise my kids. I should kill myself. They are going to kill me for anyway. This is premeditated.
>>709138172
>implying it's necessarily the fault of the partner that a person cheats
>>709138256
Please do
>>709138294
And take a picture
>>709138169
>filmed
Where are the movies OP?
You don't need them in prison anymore... so share them with us...
What are you gonna do with her body? Because I would just eat it
Well someone must have called the police. I can here sirens off in the distance distance heading this way. At least 10 min out. Fuck.
>>709138256
Calm down. You owe it to your kids call the cops tell them what you have done. Don't take the easy way out grow a pair and take your punishment.
>>709138256
Might aswell make the best of it - if you're a dead man walking you might just enjoy the state of beeing dead till you actually get shot or end it yourself.
>>709137409
You think murder is more important because of your line of work?
As long as you're not a nigger, murder will make TV. Even murdered niggers sometimes make TV.
>>709137748
This
>>709138034
I have a solution for you too
1. Don't fall for the bait
Im going to make the police kill me. I should live feed this to Facebook.
>>709138172
>he thinks women need a reason to be whores
Pretend to be mental ill and you'll have to spend a few years in a mental asylum which might be worse than prison but you won't even have to do half the time and no criminal record
>>709138362
Take a shot and rub it all over your body. Cops won't touch you
He didn't even bait the hook
If real this is definitly going to be best of 4chan.
Hi cnn
>>709138256
do it faggot
>>709138362
10 minutes? wut
OP is a bat
>>709138445
PLEASE UNDRESS WHEN FACING THE POLICE
Also yell something about memes.
>>709137749
Underated post
>>709138507
nahh, aluha akbar is the way to go
>>709138497
It's not like it hasn't happened here before faggot.
OP If this is fake you're an attention seeking faggot and you should kill yourself. If this is real you're a fucking pussy that won't even post a few pics and you should kill yourself. Are you seeing the common suggestion here?
>>709138256
>I cant go back in the house.
> I can here sirens
Picture of your house then...
We will see it in the new later then....if....
Not what im saying at all...just curious to see if he didnt see this coming. Whats hard to believe is that you didnt know you were married to the type of person that would cheat on you...with a minor...and not show any signs of it ur entire relationship...she could very well be (have been) a cheating manipulative whore...but the fact that u lived with her all these yrs and have been the perfect husband/father/partner and she did this to u for no reason is curious...and if she has always exhibited signs of irratic self destructive behavior...why not get her help..if u really loved her...and if u set up a canera than u had an idea for sometime that this was happening...so why wait til she was sleeping to kill her? Is it because ur guilt wouldnt allow u to do it while she was awake...looking u in ur eyes while u pulled the trigger?
Im at the end of my driveway. I think the police are lost. Not sure because they sound distant and then close and then distant.
>>709138256
There are other options. Post your gun. Blood spatter on your clothing. Anything that would give any credence to what you're saying..
..but who are we kidding here, you're full of shit and you know it.
>guy kills wife
>comes to /b/ to talk about it like a cocky fuck
>expect to feel better about it
>realizes he just fucked his life up and his kids
>OP is a faggot
Way to go dumbass....
Tell them you did it because your wife voted Trump. MK Ultra
>>709138507
Eddie Murphie
Kek
>>709138588
Skip town loser. Do you kbow anything about murder 101
>>709138607
He dun goofed
>>709138607
Im not trying to feel better about this. I know i fucked up. My life is over.
>>709138588
Hide the fucking body then stupid piece of shit, if our elected officials are this dumb it's no wonder everywhere in this country blows
>>709138677
Atleast you got dubs
>>709138677
Well you got any bullets left in that gun?
>>709138677
Just go to mexico like now before ppl wake up
>>709138640
If he skips town, he'll be suspended.
>>709138677
Just pretend do be mentally ill, yeah a mental asylum may be worse than prison but you'll end up doing half the time and you get no criminal record
>>709138714
Trips would be better
There here. Refusing to put down my phone. 2 of them are going in the house 2 have guns pointed at me.
>>709138677
Show proof
>>709138765
Damn
>>709137396
Stop abusing cuck. Shouldn't you be trying to intimidate people in thr hood to keep them from voting or something?
>>709138767
YELL "THIS IS FOR THE MEMES AND PEPE THE FROG"
>>709138767
I'll take shit that didn't happen for $400 alex
>>709138767
so, stream it in order not to be abused
>guns pointed at me
>live posting to /b/
Everyone go home its fake
>>709137072
Best post of the thread and it got ignored. Have a (You).
>>709138767
Yell IT'S TIME TO CORRECT THE RECORD and open fire on piggies
>>709138385
He's right you know.
>>709138833
Banged
OP, you are dreaming, the only way to wake up is to shoot yourself
>>709137409
snap shotting? why? you havent even posted anything worthy of it fuckign faggot
F
>>709138767
Now this is confirmed bullshit. Can't wait to see your next posts while "cuffed in the back of the cruiser"..
>>709138884
He's 9
>>709138503
Or lives near a police station like I do. Run OP. Get naked first. That should throw the dogs off. Just throw your clothes into random neighbors yards as you go. Also take a shit in one of them.
Im putting my phone folks. They are going to cuff me. You will see me soon.
>>709138983
>>709138919
Lol, they shot me and i died. I'm chilling with buddha and jesus, they try to figure out how much free cash they want to give me.
>>709138983
Should of killed yourself
>>709138983
Take em away boys
>>709138677
Regaurdless though like if your seriously not baiting, and say you now realize your error, and
as i stated before you said you are a public figure
in your town. Like couldnt you have just like left?
I mean wtf, what did that solve dude? Murder/suicide is like a permanent solution to
a topical temporary problem. Its not like she was hitler or something, shit i got cheated on a time or two but you dont see me running down the street blowing bitches brains all over the fucking place.... you need help dude.
am being cuffed and being put in the back of the car right now.
They found my wife. Neighbours are watching. My life is over.
>>709138983
"..sincerely, the Banana"
Calling it he shot his body pillow
>>709139042
Keeps typing. Bullshit
>>709139042
How the fuck you typing?
>>709139042
Bullshit
Im in the the back of the police car on my phine I am refusing to give them it one passed me a joint and we blazon this mofo in here
>>709139100
Kek n checked
>>709138256
>tough enough to shoot wife
>too pussy to take pics
>will die in county like a bitch
>hold my pocket
>>709139106
>>709139118
>>709139125
I can type blindly, the phone is in my hands(on my back)
They are calling in the medical examinator
Hey guys im in jail now my cellmate looks tough.... my butthole is over
>>709138983
try to put some bacon into the wound, she might be saved because transfusion.
I pulled up to the police station about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cop, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
>>709139202
You cant blidnly do fcking captcha
Thanks everyone for taking the bait now fuck off.
>>709139100
This
>>709138983
Bake em away toys.
Haha. This will be very interesting to see on the news if its real. Wow.
>>709136993
>I know the neighbors heard the gun fire
>The kids are asleep still
>gunfire
0/8
>>709139132
Lol it's ust a prank bros my wife was a nigger and the cops are lettin me go. They shot my kids for me too.
>>709139273
4chan pass, I support this website like I support Hillary
>>709139302
Its fake newfag
>>709139329
don't forget to bacon the wounds if you want them back.
What if its not fake. This is kinda fucked up dont you think.
They have now released me from my 10 year prison sentence, what should I do now?
>>709139373
I dont have captcha? I dont have a 4 chan pass but im on a tablet?
Rape someone
>>709139305
>gunshots
>sirens
>police
Kids are still asleep.
>>709139485
This
>>709139497
That
>>709139444
Trips of the tard
I think the kids are waking up now guys I'm so fucked
>>709139537
This
>>709139537
Them
HI I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY AND THIS POST WAS MADE BY ME BECAUSE. 4CHAN IS FULL OF CANCEROUS NIGGER LOVING FAGS THAT FAP TO FURRY PORN, AND EAT PEOPLE LIKE THE FUCKING CANNIBALS THEY ARE. I AM HACKINH EVERYONE OF YOU IN THE THREAD!
>>709139547
Rape them. Rape them all.
>>709139373
Im waiting for this to be real and a mother fucking blind guy typing who shoy her wife woke up fcking neighbours and yet kept his kids asleep like, u have to do better than this faggot
just got released and got a new wife thinking about killing her should I?? the kids are asleep
>>709139609
Yes. Rape eveyone
>>709136629
did she drown your kids?
Fuck the corpse OP, i mean shit what have you got to lose!? your just gonna end up in prison
getting butt fucked for life, might as well
get one last nut in.
>>709139655
Gotta get off this rock, chuck
>>709139633
>>709139537
>>709139485
The above
If i ever killed someone id go to london immediatly....lots of cctv. But faling off the grid would be easier if you musdy your prints.
Theyd take forever following me through crowds on cctv while i hire a small boat to mainland.
Then off to russia ehere there is no extradition treaty
>>709139807
Rape this black nigger.
Who gives a shit if you shot her, but post the video of her fucking Peter Pan!
I just killed my wife too! but ye'know ... like no pics because the world is already ugly and 4chan is bad m'kay and other dumb fuck reasons. Let me know if you bought it
>>709139927
Did your kids wake up
>>709139927
This is fake? Right? Right?
>>709140019
>it's 99.9% fake
newfag detected
>>709140019
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>709136629
that's cool you should do it professionally
>>709140076
You are like final form of newfag like newestfaggest
>>709139927
Yo pass me the blunt after they pass you, ima give em a call let em know im coming, my line of work....aah fuck it i ain't got no job, who the fuck am I kidding xD no one employed smokes weed
>>709140219
spotted the newfag
>>709140280
>taking the layered bait
>>709140280
spotted the newestnewestnewestfaggot
>>709140341
>implying there haven't been actual murders posted on /b/ before
>>709136993
Stop being gay and post a pic your going to ass rape prison anyways
>>709137072
Best one
>>709140427
ha, jokes on you, I've been here all summer!
OP's kid woke up
>>709140250
if you say so
The police carried me off into the sunset, a slowly dying siren fading away. And a muffled Ayyyy LMAO in the distance
>>709140578
The whole summer? wow definitely a newfag
Nothing the boobtube yet. Check all major networks. Haha
>>709140887
what did he mean by this?
Sorry. Nothing on the news yet. I check all the major networks. For the sake of 4chan i truly hope this is real.
I shot the sheriff
(but I did not shoot the deputy)
>>709141122
it won't happen till tomorrow or the next day ya doofus
It's Monday morning, I think I'll eat a onion omelette and not brush my teeth and go into work.
Everyone loves mondays
Would this actually be the first murder posted on 4chan? Ive only been hanging on here for a yr or so now.
>>709137072
Exactly why I entered this thread. I'm proud.
>>709141220
lol, no
>>709141122
>>709140076
>>709140219
>Being this new, this fresh.
>>709136629
Nudes?
This is interesting
>>709137670
>silencer
>>709141220
if true it would be like the 7th maybe at least that I know of
Why u guys fall for this shitty story
>>709141291
this wasn't a murder fuckface, this was someone at the funeral home having fun
Proof
>>709141541
Don't you have to get ready for school?
>>709141681
Not.
>>709141814
don't you have a cock that you need to swallow?
>>709141985
You shouldn't take photos off daddy's phone
>>709136993
We want proof. You're fucked anyway so you might as well post it.
>>709142191
go roleplay with someone else you cockmongler
>>709142457
I don't roleplay with little boys. You want to roleplay I'm sure you dad would love to next time your taking his pictures.
>>709141985
Good God what the hell is wrong with it
You SAVE pictures like that?
>>709141291
Too soon you insensitive faggot
>>709142650
>looks at title
>looks again
>posts anyway
>>709139537
These
>>709141430
silencer is the actual name you cuck. It's what they were first marketed as. People just call them suppressors as it's the more technically accurate name, but people still use the original because it still makes sense.
>>709142650
Calm your sensitive nips
>>709137867
Number 1 City councilman
Did you kill your wife with bacon ?
>>709136629
Poor doggie
>>709137072
You are kangz
>>709142577
>projecting this much
Hi guys, OP's wife here. I can confirm that OP shot and killed me. This is really tragic. No, I'm not posting any pics, I can't find my phone because I'm a little too dead for that. Please believe my husband when he says anything. He'll tag his post with "OP here".
oh it's real alright
reviewjournal.com/crime/shootings/man-shoots-ex-girlfriend-s-current-boyfriend-just-east-las-vegas-strip
>>709136629
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>709138215
Justin strobel ur a fag.
>>709143363
fuck yeah nolesy
I will rape you all, in the butts.
