C-Celeb thread f-for the f-faint o-of heart...
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C-Celeb thread f-for the f-faint o-of heart...
sure lets give it a shot I guess
I-I know h-her v-virtues a-are beyond c-compare... I-I hear sh-she's a s-saint, blessed with nunnery g-garb and a-a heavenly v-voice...
>>709126339
If you're gonna do that, don't repost images plz
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>>709126339
I-I c-can t-tell r-right away she sp-spends h-hours a d-day in prayer, leading a devoutly religious l-life, f-filled with the deepest piety and g-goodliest d-deeds...
>>709127282
I'd love to have her lay on the bed with her head hanging off the edge and then just shove my cock down(or up) her throat. Where is Max Hardcore when you need him.
can you f-f-faggots stop this dumb b-b-bullshit and go kys please
![Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3WDFLSq.jpg "Jessica Alba[1286x1902].jpg")
My mistress Jessica Alba is one of the m-m-most beautiful women in the w-w-world... She s-says choking m-me down t-to a spit is one of the m-most enjoyable things she d-does d-during her d-day... She s-says i-it g-gives h-her p-purpose and strength f-for she d-does n-not decline fr-from h-her dismissal of m-my d-dastardly d-deeds...
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She kn-knows e-exactly what I-I w-was up t-to the m-minute I-I c-came upon h-her the f-first t-time... She s-said wh-while I-I w-was m-making m-my f-first play, b-bowling d-dozens o-of w-words around h-her ears, dismissing h-her trip t-to the store f-for s-some electronic g-gadget that caught h-her e-eye, sh-she al-almost k-kicked m-me in the b-balls o-out of frustration... B-But I-I happened t-to blurt o-out s-some 'trinsic'd v-valued n-nonsense which she d-doesn't quite remember b-but c-caught h-her h-humor and attention t-to k-keep from speeding away...
>>709128449
She s-said she knows I-I w-was and am only a-after h-her m-money s-so she t-takes the greatest pl-pleasure f-from m-making m-me earn m-my k-keep in h-her o-own way...
>>709128684
I-I know a-a beauty o-of this magnitude m-makes m-more than a-a few men crazy... And when s-some o-of her f-fans s-see m-me w-with h-her they g-get a l-little jealous...
>>709128838
She s-says b-by sticking her knee into m-my chest and m-making me beg l-like a sissy-son sh-she g-gets t-to prove t-to herself j-just h-how m-much I-I n-need h-her...
OP that particular celeb in your post is now officially a nigger fucking whore...please delete this
>>709129269
"I know it hurts," she s-says, "but if you love me you will endure it."... I-I always b-beg h-her t-to forget h-her doubts and a-accept the f-fact I-I love her...
>>709129490
I-I h-have actually al-almost f-fooled h-her into b-believing this f-for I-I know d-deep d-down I-I l-love h-her m-money m-more than anything...
>>709129382
I-I don't know where y-you get y-your information s-sir b-but the l-last I heard she w-was up f-for sainthood...
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I-I c-can assure h-her f-fans I-I uphold m-my d-duty t-to sponge off h-her in the h-highest r-regard... I-I m-make s-sure she's s-safe and w-well c-cared f-for...
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I-I a-am v-very l-lucky t-to have h-her and I-I am m-more than satisfied t-to st-stay w-with her the r-rest o-of my days... She h-has w-what all m-men w-want: beauty, f-fame and wealth...
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>>709125687
>celeb thread
Who is this?
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She s-says when I'm being tossed around the house like a s-sissy rag doll and thrown through th-the w-window like a thief I-I n-needn't worry about h-her feelings to m-m-me because she is j-just testing my resolve to s-see if I'll give her u-up and move back to the r-remote m-m-mountain cabin wh-where I-I used to live...
>>709130773
I-I told h-her repeatedly I-I used to live in the city suburbs, not like George of the Jungle... She s-says suburb-slums or jungle i-it's the same t-to her s-since she l-lives p-pretty much a mansion-like existence...
>>709130773
Has your pretty pink asshole ever been penetrated by a firm, but gentle man much larger and more powerful than yourself?
>>709131171
This could be me and you, OP. Would you wear a little dress like this one? One that barely covered your ass? It won't be a banana I force down your throat. I'd love it if you put up a fight.
for all the ariana grande fans who happen to be pedos, go onto her youtube channel and look back to her videos from a few years back. She has tons of homemade vids of her when she was 10-17 or something
>>709131171
She s-says i-if I-I was a-a real man she wouldn't need t-to teach me all these lessons... When I-I w-woke up last w-week gasping f-for breath because sh-she placed a pillow over my f-f-face while I was sleeping, i-it w-was just a-a simple lesson...
>>709132019
I-I woke u-up w-with s-such a-a terror and m-my arms were flailing all o-over the place a-as she pressed that p-pillow d-deep into m-me... I-I f-finally u-used up a-all my sissy strength t-to free m-my face and started t-to cry l-like a little manlet... I remember her sm-smiling profusely as I-I squealed and wept f-for at least 15 minutes... But she s-said i-it w-was necessary b-because I-I needed t-to be t-taught who i-is the b-boss, wh-who o-owns everything and who h-has all the power in the h-house...
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>>709127925
herpes
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>>709131768
G-Good and n-noble s-sir, I-I thank y-you f-for y-your o-offers b-but m-my l-life's course i-is tracked already t-to m-my great m-mistress...
Saint Arianna...
>>709132870
You always make my day when im at work. I only come to these threads for you. I don't even look at the pictures anymore.
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>>709132664
T-The other d-day while walking d-down the street with her I g-guess I was making too m-m-much of a mess with my b-banana split so she fl-flipped out her leg and sent me swooning, and t-t-toppling over o-onto the granite face first, dumping the treat a-a-as well... I almost u-u-uttered a c-curse as she w-was standing there smiling and enjoying my d-distress... Then she s-said, "You fat pig! stop gobbling that ice cream like a chicken and eat like a real man!"...
>>709130525
Old reality star
>>709133776
Thank y-you k-kind s-sir f-for y-your w-words...
>>709124485
another thread with stutter-chan, two-headed autist, closet fags, no-mouth shoops, no-eye shoops and all varieties of gay, retarded autism.
>but there might be tits, so I'll stick around.
>>709125687
what is this?
Are strippers celebrities now?
>>709133097
that looks kinda like the red room vid of hers.
>>709134458
JJ makes me sigh and gasp at the same time. My lungs just collapsed.
>>709130581
anyone wanna chat about emma on chatstep maybe even roleplay?
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>>709132870
>dat booty
Always gets me like
>>709134232
This
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/lgbt/
>>709134232
Celeb breads in a nutshell
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>>709134538
russian chicks have the best bodies
sigh
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>>709126627
You do know mac miller is hitting that right?
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>>709135592
and then?
>>709134136
I want to purge cucks like you in righteous fire....
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>>709135914
Needs more Jewesses.
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>>709136132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
>>709134936
>make a goat-like grunt before plastering my roommate's ipad with streaks of cum
jesuslord!
Saoirse Ronan underboob ans see through to nipple
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>>709136271
congrats, you're now a pedophile
>>709124485
This is beyond autism fuck you just kill yourself.
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>>709137108
Fuck shes such an unsufferable mong fuck i hate her guts
>>709124485
Washed up skank that's a soon to be nobody. Start these threads off right faggot.
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>>709137192
she is a cutie
Guess who's back?
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>>709134843
Moar?
>>709134218
can i add u on kik?
>>709135978
she's an actual real life loli how is this even possible?
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>>709137668
Hey hiya
>>709137668
At least it's not G.
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>>709137892
this
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Hiya?
>>709138150
G is fine for me.
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>>709136374
this needs to be x-rayed
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>>709138262
Good grief. You think you'd recognize me by now. Penultimateanon.
I post "Best" Emma all the time.
This Sophie Turner bitch is such an ugly guy's kinda girl. Just reeks of it.
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>>709138444
>best emma
Yes.
>>709138475
I thought so too until I saw X-Men Apocalypse.
>>709138444
I didn't recognize Emma tbh in that pic.
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>>709138495
don't be mad mate
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>>709138531
Best of the best.
>>709138559
Probably because I used to open with the .gif of her being choked. But can't post that now.
>>709138645
Pale legs...
>>709138577
>tfw living in the same complex with a singer
>already filled 3 noise complaints
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>>709138645
2mb limit?
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>>709138842
Yup yup.
Not sure what to do with all of these .gifs now.
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1st
2nd
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Mouf
>>709138912
Yeh I know... Same.
Most of the celebs you like are old and busted -- or they look much worse IRL and probably smell like chemicals. Not only do you people have utter shit taste, but you niggers aren't MEN. Men don't seek old and busted women who do anything just to stay relevant
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>>709139600
If the image reflects how you feel, then you just proved me right by being a numale cuck who eats up everything that's thrown at you
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>>709139741
5/10 at most. Shit taste
>>709139451
>Most of the celebs you like are old and busted
...I see
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>>709139829
god i wanna cum on that cute face
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>>709139869
10/10 and no
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>>709139980
this man knows
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>>709139824
I think it "reflects" that you're not happy and that I like it. Dubs don't lie.
>>709139741
She's kinda ugly...
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>>709140154
you're kinda stupid
Can someone explain this stuttering shit? Is this a new meme?
>>709140336
>new meme?
No one knows.
>>709140211
Weird. She's pretty in a way... but her lips are weird.
>>709140396
what are you on about, perfectly normal lips
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>>709140211
thin lips aren't really that attractive anon
>>709140446
I don't think she photographs well. She's hot when she's in more than one frame at a time. (In X-Men.)
>>709140492
you like big ape lips?
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>>709140446
Something about her face... it's almost alien.
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>>709140567
I don't think I would like her in GoT. I don't know why. But in X-Men she was stunning.
>>709140211
Someone's butthurt
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>>709140769
I never understood why everyone in the X-Men was attracted to Jean Grey in the comics...
>Cyclops
>Wolverine
>Professor X
Not until she played her.
>>709140738
i have a feeling she might be reptilian
>>709140769
watch the movie another me
>>709124485
Shit tier "celeb"
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>>709141450
No I'm okay with that. I meant the other thing.
>>709141503
the movie? it's called another me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Me_(film)
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>>709141580
OHHHHHH... I need to go to sleep...
>>709141810
sleep tight friend
>>709135560
I dont think she's russian... shes just white
google her, name is jordyn jones
>>709142005
Did she really fuck Maisie?
Bad gal Ari.
>>709144261
Her nipples get hard just being on stage.
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>>709139258
That tongue indicates her bad health. Ugly as shit tongue
A true goddess right here
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>>709145453
fuck off troll
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>>709145493
Youre just jealous anon
>>709145514
Wow this is amazing!
>>709145559
of what exactly?
>>709145606
You really think so?
I have another bt image limit
new thread
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>>709145704
Yes exactly!!
>>709145814
Post in new thread??
>>709137859
yass
