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so my girlfriend and i are trying to think of a safe word to use during sex
give a suggestion and if you roll dubs youll see her tits
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Aids
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>>709122245
Bosco
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Lemon Tree
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>>709122245
**** i censored it for you, just like you did with dem titties
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>>709122245
pumpledump
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Frosted Butts
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>>709122245
do i see an adam's apple?
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"Don't stop"?
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Garfield
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>>709122500
Windows
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Ours is banana (not a joke)
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"Pineapple!"
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Her safe word can be whatever she picks that makes her feel safe and sound; don't mean I
ll stop.
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"look a nigger on a horse"
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>>709122245
The safe word is
>NIGGER.
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Bitch mittens
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>>709122587
That's the one my girlfriend and i use
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>>709122245
mine is asparagus
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>>709122710
Are you also Kevin Hart?
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Herpes
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Frijoles
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>>709122245
Surfboard has always been my goto.
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What's her sister's name?
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>>709122699
Checked. OP must delivar
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>>709122245

Donald J Trump
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>>709122245
Hitler
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Hitler
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>>709122710
Haha us too
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cyka blyat
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OJ simpson
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>>709122566
>>709122500

LEMME SEE HER BOOBIES OP
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>>709122245
Zoltan!
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trap bread
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"I prefer to fuck a nigger"
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>>709122951
This one really should get honorary dubs
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>>709122245
"more"
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Grated cheese
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>>709122245
too hard
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Kek
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>>709122500
>>709122566
>>709122699
>>709122755
>>709122766
>>709122950

here you go
but i still want to see some good safe words
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Muhammad
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worcestershire
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>>709123206
"Pen pineapple apple pen"
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>>709122245
Nigger
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>>709123206
Can we see his penis?
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Nigger
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>>709122245
"i love you"
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Firm, like your gf's tits.
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>>709122371
underrated post

Also, yell "Condoleezza!" as a safeword. Show me some tittays!
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Mountain bang
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>>709122245
"Yes"
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Corduroy
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>>709122951
Zoltan!
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>>709123206
shes got great fucking tits. any more of her?
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>>709123216
Quantico
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>>709122443
underrated post
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>>709123361
underrated
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>>709122245
harder
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>>709123279
I vote this.

also you nigger there have been plenty of good words posted already, quit being indecisive and pick one
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>>709123450
some one rolls another dubs ill get you a pov doggy style
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Don't stop
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We use cinnamon or funky town
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>>709123638
was looking for some full body nudes or something but thats good too
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ravioli
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Sagabona kunjani wena
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Check em
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>>709123638
Did somebody say dubs?
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>>709122245
'poodle'
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>>709123711
>>709123851
fuck

alright hold on
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Čhëçk ťhęśê ďůbš
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Faggot is a good one.

Deliver more tits please.
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>>709123922
Checked
Also, Palahniuk reference?
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>>709123933
you da best op
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>>709123711
>>709123851
>>709123933
>>709123922
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>>709123933
just show us the dick
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>>709122245
milkdude
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>>709123711
Checked
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dubs
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>>709124004
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Oddly enough - it's my safeword.
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Hillary Clinton. also functions as a contraceptive since no man can get or stay hard when she is mentioned
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>>709124004
OP lives in his parents house and has no life so he's talking in lower caps

I can predict his every move what a non groovy cuck
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>>709123533

Get us that POV doggy style, OP.
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>>709124075
any full frontal?
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>>709124182
Lel I knew I recognized it. Good onya.
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>>709124280
>>709124075
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>>709124075
Post a pic of your hands,

For what it's worth is a good safeword
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>>709124209
Did you mean to respond to my post?
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So /b/? I am bi, where can I find straight and non straight hookups in Denver?
>me, bbc, bodybuilder, 21
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>>709124517
My name is Crockodile Anthony

i am a big cuck cluster fuck
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>>709124517
Any alley on Colfax
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>>709124324
allll right people this is the last one for tonight another dubs and you get full frontal
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>>709125167
:D
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>>709125167
heres some encouragement

i will not remove face
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>>709125167
rollidolli
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>>709125167
rollin
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>>709125299
holy fuck i did it
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>>709125295
remove face
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>>709125295
even censored is hot. you cant stop posting her man
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Roll
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platypus
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>>709125299
>>709125555
holy fuck. alright fair is fair
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>>709125555
holy quads
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>>709122245
Monopoly
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>>709125555
BLESS THIS MAN
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>>709125299
>>709125555
>>709125434
>>709125637
bless the quads btw
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>>709125555
>>709125750
quads deserves face uncensored. shes got a 10/10 body
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>>709122245
"I'm gona cum"
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>>709122245
My wife and I use the phrase "these pretzels are making me thirsty "
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op is a NIGGER btw.
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>>709125859
sorry i need to protect my girl
i could offer another pic to make you feel better
at the price of more dubs of course
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>>709126077
what about a clothed face pic. or would you trade privately?
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I want more.
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"Moist"
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>>709126182
sorry man
like i said i could offer another pic
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Do you have one of her using a dildo?
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>>709126077
well... do your dubs count aswell?
if not, check out these fresh pair of singles aka dubs
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My gf and I use the equivalent of kitty. It just stuck I guess.
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>>709126268
>>709126182
>>709126374
i got one of her wearing cat ears
not nude though
ill give it out if dubs are anywhere in the post number
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Metallica, best word ever.
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>>709126542
no problem
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>>709126542
>>709126500
Come on man, Dubs and a safeword. What more do you want
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>>709126638
OP, this guy is right.

Donald Trump is a good password.
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>>709126638
>>709126719
honestly i liked this guys
>>709125674
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>>709126911
Nice dubs, i liked you too
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>>709126911
I think it would be more fun to yell Jenga or Yahtzee, since we're talking about boardgames.
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>>709126638
>>709126606
>>709126911
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>>709127090
god damn it anon please we need to trade girls
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>>709126542
>>709127090
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>>709127090
Holy shit, this is lit
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Man, you are a lucky, your girl is gorgeous.
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>>709127090
qt
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>>709127139
>>709127194
>>709127213
>>709127215
ok dubs for another full frontal then im going to bed
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>>709127396
ROLLING you are actually the best op ever. if you end up wanting to trade for more of her my email is jayqee1196@gmail
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Feet?
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>>709127396
Roll

No ass? Mildly disappointed
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>>709127396
rolll
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>>709127477
Dingdingding
>>709127396
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>>709127396
thanks for appreciating my girl guys
what do you like about her?
she has body image problems so i try to tell her shes hot. what else should i say?
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>>709127477
>>709127501
here you go
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>>709127675
fuuuuck man. seriously consider emailing me. sleep tight op. thanks for the 10/10 nudes
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>>709127675
>>709127467
and just for you anon
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>>709122245
"Sieg Heil!!!"
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>>709127727
p.s its red from spankings
hence the safe word
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>>709127563
They all have that. You cant convince her by just repeating your words. Your words will probably just lose their punch in the long run.
When you do tell her, try to make her say it aswell. Even if she doesn't truly buy the idea herself, as long as she says it, it will probably have an affect after a couple of times.
Probably. Maybe.
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Man, she shouldn't have problems with her body, she looks amazing, 10/10.
It is a pitty i couldn't she her face, but you are right protecting her.
Could you describe her?
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>>709127467
>>709127727
Youre a gift to mankind.
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>>709122245
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
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>>709127879
nerdy, square black rimmed glasses, beautiful brown eyes, freckles on her nose and a little underneath her eyes, small nose and mouth, cheeks are always somehow rosy, doesnt wear makeup, no acne, soft plump lips, small face
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>>709128136
Thank you OP, you are the best.
She must be beautiful, you are a really lucky guy.
i love freckles man, i really envy you.
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>>709128136
>>709128253
think mei from overwatch but with freckles
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>>709128402
Man, i envy you even more now. Mei is totally my waifu.
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Stop
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>>709128866
Nice dubs
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goodnight anons
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