New secret/confession thread anons. Last one 404'd.
Share your deepest darkest secrets.
rip
>>709104555
This thread gave me cancer
i miss my gf im lonely depressed and really want to be done w/life but keep plugging through it. I want family and someone to love me and care about me, but i doubt that will ever happen again, so i go about my days alone. I sleep with the stuffed animal my gf or ex idk what we are gave me, and when i go out and get food i still get a 2nd meal of something she would like so even for a brief moment i dont feel so alone
>>709105872
I'm glad.
i want my sister to give me a BJ
I've being in love of my roommate since 2014
these threads suck
>>709105977
Any photo?
>>709106059
I like these threads. I like hearing about other anons problems and talking to them about it. It makes me feel a little less bad about myself.
When I go on business trips to other cities I sexually assault strangers.
>>709106230
how?
>>709106230
Seriously?
>>709104555
I like big butts and to make matters worse, I'm entirely unable to lie about it.
I went to the gun range with my friend for the first time. It was really fun. He didn't know that I wanted to kill myself in front of everyone.
Not even that bad, but I'm a little bit hot on my stepsister and have posted pics of her (no face) here before. Oh, and I guess there's the one where I might be bi? I don't fuckin know.
I used to deal heroine. Had a female customer who could almost never pay but I was not attracted to in any way. Work out that payment will consist of sex with her 9 and 11 year old daughters. She agrees and is my top customer for a few years. Shit progessed and I only dealt still to keep her in supply. Instead I was selling her daughters to other customers for a lot more money. Made quite a bundle and took my money and ran one day. Started a new life somewhere else and am respected in my neighborhood.
>>709106717
Post moar
>Be me, 16, in 2013
>Taking care of my younger sister and my 2 cousins
>My sister's classmate and best friend, Carol, 10 years old, comes to visit
>They are all playing in the pool while I watch
>Excited, going to the bathroom to jerk off
>I hear that they leave the pool. Jerk interrupted
>I suggest to play hide and seek
>I tell Carol to hide in my room. Room is up stairs, no one can hear us
>Time goes and I think they stopped looking for her
>I begin to tickle her
>"Stop anon hahaha! Pleeease!"
>Start to tickle her butt
>I grab her panties. I do her a wedgie
>"Haha hey stooop! You are making me cry hahahaha!"
>Try to pull down her pants... Forcibly
>I can see her juicy ass and a little of her anus... Muh boner!
>"Hey anon stop!. What are you trying to do?!" Pants up. She has a bad face
>Fucking uncomfortable moment. "Jesus Carol I was just joking haha...!"
>She opens the door and leaves my room
>Go behind her. "Hey Carol you aren't mad at me, are you? Come ooon I was joking!"
>"It's ok anon I guess haha... Everyone is in the pool again, let's go!"
>She looks at me and smile
>She is changing clothes again in my sister's room, for the pool
>Again excited, I go to take a shower and jerk off
>Thinking about Carol...
>She knocks the bathroom door. "Anon, can you tell me where are the towels?"
>I have a nasty, bad idea
>"I can't hear you Carol, I'm taking a shower! Open the door"
>She opens the door. I show her my full power boner while I jerk off with a soap in my hand
>She looks at me with a... Sad face. Then she closes the door
>I panic
>I dress quickly, get out of the bathroom and go behind her again
>She is playing very happy in the pool with my cousins and sister
>I look at that scene. My heart gets broken. Guilt
>She pretends that nothing happened that day, or at least is what I think
>My sister and Carol are still friends. But she never talked to me again. Not even to say hello
>I am afraid of what can she say about me
>I fucking regret
>I want to kill myself
>>709106717
Did you post nudes?
>>709106868
Here she is. I want a titjob from this bitch bad.
>>709106995
Unfortunately I don't have any. Been...sorta workin on that though
I stole nudes of a coworker (she used my computer and didn't log out of her outlook web access account) and I anonymously blackmailed her with them.
>>709106809
I know your story is bullshit because you end with "respected in my neighborhood".
Bitch, I ain't even met my neighbors. I doubt you've earned their interest.
Plus is that literally your idea of the veneer of respectability? The owners of property that borders your own?
Lol
i lost my virginity to a prostitute
>>709107228
What's your strategy? Creep shots or stealing what's on her phone/computer?
>>709107274
Same.
>>709105935
Sounds like you're just down about a recent breakup. Take lessons from Ovid's Remedia Amoris: keep your distance from her, get a hobby, bury yourself in work, hunt, and most importantly keep strong
>>709106809
Probably bait, but KYS anyway.
I have a gorgeous girlfriend whom I love, have a decent job & am in college, but I still pick my nose all the time. Why?
>>709104555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AUKTgzxwQQ
>>709106928
tasty copypasta
>>709107303
I've probably already said too much. I have no idea if anyone who knows me or her uses 4chan, but if anyone found out about this, I'd be pretty mortified
I wanted to bang my sister for years until she became a vegan. That's one line I won't cross.
>>709106040
sincerely, now it's to late to do something about it
I used to be neighbors with these twin girls. They're always so nice and I liked them lots.
One day I was sick and stayed home alone. I looked over to my neighbor's house to their master bedroom, and I saw one of the twins naked on the bed. Then, their dad crawled on top of her, also naked.
I was so shocked I hid immediately, trying to piece together what the hell I just saw. When I was brave enough to peek my head out again, the curtains were closed.
They moved away years ago. They're young adults now, and they're famous Youtubers. I still don't know which twin was molested.
>>709107533
KYSSY KYSSY to you too baby
>>709107951
It was probably both of them, think about it. How old were they then?
i make juicy farts into my dog's nose when nobody else is around. it's very addictive and satisfying. it never gets old and never ceases to entertain me.
>>709108119
I think they were maybe 9 or 10, I don't remember anymore. And yeah, it's likely that they were both molested. They still live at home. I hope they're okay.
>>709106696
you should've tried just to see their faces
I let my dog lick my clit until I cum and I'm always afraid that when he licks my dad's face it's gonna smell like vagina and he'll know :(((
>>709108333
check 'em trips
It's all fun and games until your dog takes a chunk out of your ass.
I liked to squish candies such as mini reses or rolo's in their bags at work. I do it every fucking day and no one has noticed. I feel bad for the kids that get that over priced shit and half of it's destroyed because of me but oh well. I'll do it anyway.
I got a few more but depending if anyone cares I may or may not post them
>>709107779
no clue fam, just interested in your tactics.
I take every chance I get to go through the phones/computers of people I know for nudes, and try to set things up so it happens more often.
If it was my sister I'd probably try to set it up so her icloud/google synced to a device I controlled so any pics she took mirrored to me, or you could always go the spycam route
>>709108400
I'm sure someone would have tackled me, and then I would have been arrested. Not sure what my friend would think.
>>709108336
you could 100% blackmail nudes or cash out of their dad or even them just fyi
dont have to actually provide proof, just say you have and see how they react
my cars finger tried to mother me in the back of my friend
>>709108497
Lol I don't even know how to do any of that
>>709107575
Same here anon
>>709108478
moar
I'm married to a man with PTSD from childhood abuse. Every single day he has flashbacks, which involve him passing out, screaming, shaking etc. We just had a kid together (failed birthcontrol. Couldnt live with an abortion) I love him but i'm very unhappy. He tells me he wants to kill himself, and I secretly wish he does so I can be set free.
>>709106230
What do you mean?
I'm afraid that I'm in way over my head.
I'm a Youtube celeb and I post on here and other boards sometimes.
>>709108919
so whats your tactic then? no spycams and no fucking around with stealing her shit, how are you getting nudes? Set up a fake snapchat/kik and trying to seduce her?
>>709108497
> try to set it up so her icloud/google synced to a device I controlled so any pics she took mirrored to me, or you could always go the spycam route
How would I go about doing this? I want to set up my cousins photos to mirror to me.
>>709108648
I don't want to do that. Sometimes I think maybe my fever was so high I was seeing things, or maybe it was all just a dream. But, I was sure it happened.
But, even if I do, I would have to contact their dad, because it would be awful if only one of them was involved, and I messaged the other twin.
I manipulated my ex to stay with me as long as I could.
>was having sucidal thoughts, which were real
>we had been arguing all day
>walk up the stairs to his room and I fain
>I go in and out of conscienseness for awhile until I end up at the hospital
>have a few more fainting spells for no reason, never found out why
>noticed we were not fighting as much and that he generally cared a lot more when I fainted
>they stopped one week and was happy but we went back to being unhappy
>started "fainting" again
>would do this multipule times a week, made him so worried
>got really good with it, he could never tell I was fully awake
>probably the only thing that actually kept us together at that time.
>>709109111
check'd
and savage as fuck. I kind of know what it is. I wanted my ex (who was depressed and suicidal) to kill herself just so I could be with my current gf
>>709108497
>>709109353
And I want this for my gf
>>709108945
see
>>709109395
Also did a few more things with my ex that i'm not too proud of
>>709109111
You are horrible. Don't you know this about him when you married him?
>>709109214
Channel?
Bet you wont put the dot after blasze...
blasze tk/DI92MW
i have a dungeon in my basement that i use to torture/poison pitbulls in that i found in the streets
>>709109387
they're twins fam. if one of them was being fucked and the other wasn't, they'd have talked about it. If one was hiding a dirty secret and the other wasn't they would not be as close now.
But you know he was fucking both of them.
If cash is what you want, go after the dad. just contact anonymously and keep your distance. If you're not asking for too much he'll probably pay up just to make it go away, and if for some reason you did hallucinate the whole thing it wont be traced back to you.
>>709109222
Sorry man. If I said what I was going to do here and anyone that knew me or her saw it, I would be instantly found out as soon as I tried
>>709109353
bumpan for interest
>>709109549
I was aware of his PTSD, but it didn't get really bad until December of last year. When we were dating it only happened every couple of weeks
>>709109643
>wanting to track my IP code
fuck off faggot
>>709109353
for icloud, you need another apple device signed into the same account. you'd need their apple password and access to the device for a little while (it'd pop some shit up on the screen about allowing access and you want to make sure photo sync is enabled).
Can be an old iphone lying around, I keep some damaged 4S's around for that purpose. Can be a macbook or an ipad or whatever, as long as it supports icloud sync.
You could virtualise an OSX VM and do it without any hardware at all but I haven't tried.
I enjoy cheating.
Like it when my girl does, and I have her best friend as a slut.
It's illicit keeping everything secret.
>>709109762
fair enough anon, good luck with your plan
>>709109845
lol ily <3 <3
>be me
>18
>at grandpas house with cousins aunts and all relatives you can imagine
>new years eve
>mfw no enough beds
>4:00 am
>have to share bed with my 14 years old cousin
>shes hot as fuck but no tits
>while we are at bed she start touching my dick
>dimonds
>"Laura what are you doing?"
>she say nothing and keep touching it
>i get up and go to the bathroom
>"anon let me get in"
>say to myself "be a pussy and sleep or be a motherfucker a eat the shit out of her"
Cont?
>>709110167
cont pls
>>709110167
pls do
>>709107898
Lol
>>709109684
That's true enough. They are all very close from what I can gather. I really hope their dad has stopped abusing them.
I don't want money or anything. I just needed to tell someone without being judged.
>>709109947
master race Android pls
>>709110167
Plz cont
>>709110167
more pls
>>709106552
I too, brother, cannot lie about it.
>>709107575
Feels good bro
I didn't get hard when I grinded with a girl for 3 hours.
>>709107779
Just fuck her. None of this webcam bullshit. Get her to send you some snaps.
>>709104555
>>709110167
Moar
>>709110663
So you gay then
>>709106717
what do you mean by "I might be bi" anon? either you are or you aren't.
>>709110750
Lol nah bra. If I came onto her even a little bit, she'd freak the FUCK out
>>709110451
haven't done as much with android but it's a similar process.
it supports automagic photo upload to the google account associated with the device, so you have to turn that on and then link another device to the account (or regularly access it through the web interface)
Android is a lot easier in some ways - old hardware is cheaper, you can get it running in a VM more easily, and you might be able to use something like bluestacks.
alternatively you could install a third-party app that supports photo upload like photobucket/dropbox. set up a private account, install app on phone, set it to auto-upload, then just check that photobucket regularly. It'd be easier to explain away as 'it must have come with the phone or something' but they could just delete the app whenever they want.
>>709110663
Are u fucking gay?
>>709108419
I would be 100% ok with this is my daughter did the same.
I raped a little girl that went to a Pokestop alone at night.
>>709108419
this >>709111020
also dogs breath is pretty strong, unless he goes straight from cunt to face it'll be impossible to tell
>>709109625
You truly bealive that he is gonna tell you?
Feel Like killing myself everyday. Too much of a bitch to do it so nothing is new.
Ex gf was love of my life but I cheated drunkenly like a faggot.
I get pussy but it's all shit when you don't have feelings
Also very untalented at what I do
>>709109549
And the Ignorant Statement of the Year award goes to... this fucktard of an anon!
>>709111005
>>709110909
Nah, it was my first time grinding and it was with a stranger. Didn't know if it was ethical to get hard or whatnot.
>>709109670
Seriously KYS
>>709110922
"Might be" as in I don't know what to think. I get off to traps-the ones with tits that could pass as a chick-but I'd never fuck one. I also get off to a nice cumshot, but I'd never take one. I think penises, by a wide margin, look better than vaginas, but I'd never touch one that wasn't my own, and I'm far more attracted to vaginas than penises. So, you know, "might be."
>>709111304
Ethical? Uh, wtf. It's a normal human reaction. You can't control boners, my friend
Sometimes I masturbate to Russian yoga challenges on Yutube....
I play Call of Duty on Xbox. My K/D in MW3 is 0.38. BO2 is 0.54. Ghosts is 0.61. AW is 0.57.
>>709107274
me too
>>709111496
How young are the girls?
>>709110167
Cont
>>709111304
>>709110663
I've never got hard at a strip club, even when getting lap dances.
It works perfectly the rest of the time, just something about being surrounded by other people doesn't do it for me
>my dick still diamonds and I can't think clearly
>i get out of the bathroom and Laura still there but with no pijamas instead
>"My sister can get up and everything its fucked up you know?"
>dimonds get stronger
>she grab my dick and walk me like if I was a dog
>she take my underwear off
>start sucking my cock
> Godfeelsgood.jpg
>think "fuck it here we go"
>we go to the kitchen
>the kitchen is near to a room where my aunt(her mother) is sleeping
Cont?
>>709107232
What did you make her do?? Was she hot??
>>709111665
Continue nigga
>>709111462
I guess I wasn't really thinking about sex when grinding... she didn't mind me grinding on her for 3 hours though so I think I'm fine. hey, at least I learned my lesson.
>>709107274
>>709107403
>>709111531
My friend from high school did too (in college) and almost cried when we shamed him for that
>>709104555
I've masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in
>>709111650
I know right, there were tons of people within inches around me. Glad I'm not alone in this
>>709110357
How long ago did you see this happen?
i know my girlfriend faked her first few times cumming because its easy af to tell. yet she still asked to be fucked. ill never understand why
>>709111665
Plz nigga
the hottest makeout of my life was with my female best friend, my boyfriend at the time was so bad that i could only ever do anything sexual with him if i was drunk. think guys are sexy, think girls are sexy, confused overall. i wanna hook up with her but shes insane and i dont wanna date
>>709112372
Because she loves you and knows you like it? They also get something out of the emotional connection.
im 6'3 and can literally kick almost anyones ass. its crazy
>>709104555
sniffed my best friend's sister's sweaty panties when we were all on vacation, stayed at the hotel one day and basically nutted nonstop with them crushed against my face
I had sex with a guy from Craigslist in a church parking lot.
>>709112278
Like 9 or 10 years ago.
>>709112569
Fight conor mcgregor.
>>709104555
My boyfriend of 8 years is an alcoholic. I am early twenties and he is early thirties. He recently slipped and said things I will never forgive him for. I have felt dead inside for a few years now. The other week I actually realized that I am in love with a man I have only met once.
Happily married. And 49 years old. Think of suicide every single day, and every night. Gaining courage.
>>709112530
were lesbians, sex is a lot different. like she would initiate then fake it then initiate again.
>>709104555
I leave the bathroom light on at night so bathroom monsters don't spawn in the dark to get me while I'm asleep.
>start kissing her
>touch her pussy
>so fucking wet
>"anon FUCK ME"
>grab her but and turn her around
>"let's get inside buddy"
>cum in 5 minutes
>eyaculate into her mouth
>best sex of my life
>get clothes on and go to bed
>tell nobody about this
>my family and relatives are religious as fuck
>shes 15 now and I'm in collage
>i wish I could fuck her again but have to wait 'til new years eve
Pic related
>>709111407
palmer is that you
>>709112782
Gotta put on your big-girl pants and leave your alcoholic bf. You can still care about him, but you just gotta know when to cut the cord, ya know? Trust me, I've been there and it's hard at first but it'll be one of the best things you can do for yourself.
>>709112928
Found the chick's facebook. What do /b/
My secret is I lirve fresh jalapeno
>>709105935
40yofag here.
Oh dear Lord I know that feel, bro! But please please please please PLEASE disabuse yourself of the notion that you'll never have something like that again.
Take your time to grieve the relationship, take your time to come to terms with the fact that the two of you are through, and then move on.
Another anon said to work on yourself, get your shit straight, or words to that effect.
That is advice I wish I had taken as a teenager and 20yo. Never buy into that bullshit about "she's the only one I'll ever love" because it's not true.
Source: life experience, and having to fight tooth and nail to get over my "one true love" before I met the one who was actually worth marrying.
lol i have such bad taste in ppl
>>709113296
Post moar pics. Send thread to her FB. Destroy lives.
I feel very little. I cheated on my ex with my current girlfriend then went back and fucked my ex multiple times and got away with it even when she tried to tell the current gf. I just lie and lie and lie until I get what I want.
>>709113296
Obviously ruin this faggots life for
>being a shit story teller
>not typing it all up before hand
>taking ten minutes to type 11 lines
>asking "cont?" at the end of every post like a cunt
>>709112966
noop
>>709106928
You should. One day she'll tell everyone and everyone will know your secret none of your family will love you
One day it'll come out even if it's 10 years from now you'll never be safe
My nother secret is I surf 4chan regularly...and I'm an oldie
My secret is that I'm dating a fairly well known porn starlet. Petite brunette glamcore girl. She's amazing and intelligent, but suffers from anxiety so it's sometimes hard to deal with. I often find myself on the fence about breaking it off with her because of this, but there's just so many things I like about her despite the emotional swings.
>>709108740
Did you like being fingered by your friend's mom in the back of your car?
>>709112793
you can enjoy the experience without getting off fam
I definitely prefer sex with orgasms included but some people get off on the overall experience more or the closeness/intimacy it represents.
>also just talk to her and ask if you can do something to make it better for her, she might be doing it because she thinks it's something you need and doesn't want to lose you
I know Trump is going to win
I am a cuck; I haven't practice it in real life yet. I hoping it's just a phase. I also have a sissy fetish when I am horny.
>>709114060
How do you feel about her work?
>>709114166
So do you just fantasize about people fucking other girls in front of you then or what
Posted this last thread
I'm 20 years old, and I've been having sex with a 36 year old single mother for nearly a month now. At first I was just looking to get some sex, but I actually think I'm falling in love with her. I feel like it's wrong to have such strong feelings for her because our ages are so far apart, but I just cant help it. She says she's starting to get feelings for me as well, and the other night we just cuddled in her bed and talked for hours. It felt so fucking good. Problem is, my family is extremely fucking religious and I'm pretty sure everyone will hate/disown me if I tell them what I'm doing. I'm thinking about just hiding it for as long as I can, but it really sucks because I can't spend nearly as much time with her as I want too. I got my friend to say that I was at his house for the night if my parents called him, but I can't do that every night, it's too suspicious. I also feel fucked up because she has a kid. I don't really know what I'm trying to say, but basically I feel like what I'm doing is wrong, but at the same time I fucking love her and don't want to stop, BUT I also feel like if I don't stop I'll get caught by my family and friends and no one will like me anymore. Fuck.
I don't want to be with current gf anymore but I need to stay cuz she's weak af and I miss my female friend. We don't talk anymore but I still love her. She has a bf now.
>>709113498
this
>>709113611
>>709113498
Only trying to scare that motherfucker as punishment for these reasons, sorry >>709113611
>>709114330
You have a few options here buddy.
You can either 1, move out of your parents house like a fucking adult.
Or 2. Kill your family
>>709111650
I always thought I'd like fucking a girl in public but tried it once and couldn't get it up. Strange it's a fetish but doesn't work irl.
>>709112782
>boyfriend
>happily married
I'm probably going to an hero in the next few hours. Trying to decide on some good songs to listen to before those last thoughts.
I'm a 20 year old guy and I feel so bad about this that it gets to the point of being disturbing...I love listening to Taylor Swift.
>>709114285
Yea, I usually see myself as the cuck and it's my girl being fucked. Feels even worst being a black cuck.
>>709114504
Learn to read.
>>709114083
Hell yes.. still do..ffs, are you retarded? Or just sto0pid.....
>>709114504
No the guy she met once is happily married and 48, she is early 20's.
>>709114461
the weird thing is I do like fucking girls in public, just not in a crowd. Give me a park bench or the chance to finger a girl under the table or fuck her where a few people will probably see? I'm in. Give me a crowded room and a slutty girl in my lap? nah
>>709114459
I can't move out, my parents are paying for my college tuition and they know I can't afford to live on my own.
>>709114518
Why do you wanna an hero?
>>709114518
stream it
>>709114518
Taylor Swift - New Romantics
>>709111959
You know that's so unexpecting why ?
>>709114330
It's been a month. You're 20. This might play out through the holidays, then you'll become annoyed with her kid(s) and hopefully chalk it up to good sex for 3 months. Don't trip, son.
>>709114330
We've all been there bro...check it as a life experience
This addiction makes me sick and I want to get rid of it. I hate being this way. I know asking on /b/ seems crazy, but I'm out of options. I feel like if this keeps going I'm going to make a mistake that will cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.
>>709114330
If your family and friends are that closed minded, they are probably cancerous fucks that you need to get faaaaar away from. Move out, keep fucking single mom and see what happens.
>>709114662
Option 2 sounds viable still. Leaves you with a place to stay, and money.
>>709114867
Are you the Taylor Swift anon?
I think about fucking my wife's sister all the time and creepshot her every chance I get.
>>709109111
divorce...
before you end up on dateline
>>709114461
Oldie detected
>>709114612
Ah okay.
She should probably learn to structure her posts better and not have random breaks in them.
>>709114678
My heart's failing already, I'm schizoaffective with bipolar accompanying my schizophrenia. Rapid cycling, I'm just tired.
>>709114758
That sounds horrible.
>>709114518
Don't do it
>>709114951
Woosh
>>709114545
My head man...wtf
>>709114958
Is she hot??
>>709115049
Do you believe in god n shit?
>>709114958
post some
I posted an ad on Craigslist for a free couch
I don't have a free couch
>>709114951
Nope, Just remembered there were those rumors of her going and posting on 4chan. If you're there, please stop making music because I wanna go back to my normal playlists with real music. + If you can't sing live without your pre-recorded voice in the background, don't sing at all. <3
>>709115245
You're insane anon
>>709114518
Lie stream pl0x?
>>709115208
Haha, I wish.
>>709115105
Why.
>>709115245
You monster
I didn't do it
I want to meet up with an anon and let them plow my ass, cum inside of me, and then greentext about it.
>>709114603
Cool story bro
>>709115377
Do an AMA
also how to you plan on doing it and how old are you
>>709114603
whats your girl look like? would she be into it?
>>709104555
I let my 17 year old golden retriever look at this site.
>>709114958
me to bro.. I'm gonna sniff her panties when i get the chance...cant wait.. would her sixte be into it? mines sister is not into it at all...
>>709115490
Are you a woman?
Because yeah that can happen
>>709104555
when i was young i used to sleep a lot on my aunt's house.
everytime i had to take a shit, i also jerked off and cummed on my hot cousin's toothbrush.
:^D
I am in love for real for the first time ever. It is not about sex, physical or anything like that. It has been over a year and I finally have felt altureistic love. I am still an asshole and seek out inferior cock etc. But if given the chance all thatfuckery by the wayside. Still makes me question my resolute assholedness. To think there is someone out there that truely matters... blows my mind. Wtf. And my soulmate is a /b/ro...
>>709115646
Guy :3
>>709115654
Serves them right for not letting you sleep IN the house.
>>709115654
I bet it got cold at night
>>709115031
Sooo underated ^88
>>709115716
Not the one who asked, but if I didn't had a girlfriend, I'd do it
I can throat my own dick, down to the balls. I crave cock every day and yet I am exclusively attracted to the female body form. I wish I was a woman, I only feel an attraction to men when I think of myself as a submissive slave. Otherwise I still love fucking women. Asian girls still get my rocks off more than anything else.
>downside to sucking your own cock
>can't watch porn with your face buried in between your own legs
I fucked my female co worker on my wife's birthday on our roof, I fucked my wife's best friend who's gay multiple times in the ass, and he gave me blow jobs every chance he could.
>>70910727am I bad for having done so and not cate
>>709115775
>>709115779
lol
"i" and "o" are pretty close together. you can see i used it wright ON the second sentence ^^
>>709115348
>>709115509
A live stream will probably be boring, but I can do it if you really want. How would you suggest I set up the AMA, anon 2? May give me something to do while I wait.I'm 23. Going to use a combo of 120g of valproic acid to get rid of the possibility of vomiting or seizures and combine it with a bottle of spiced rum, a bottle of vicodin, and what's left of my klonopin. And whatever's left in my medicine bag, probably. That way, if there is any pain at least I won't care.
I lie to people i know online about experiences in my life to seem cooler and more desiarable by comparison its becoming a bad habbit thats hard to break
ELIA MARTELL
I KILLED HER CHILDREN
AND I RAPED HER
THEN I CRUSHED HER HEAD
IN LIKE THIS
When I was 14 I ate a ton of Tylenol PM in a suicide attempt. When I started hallucinating I started to panic and told my mom what I did. She refused to take me to the ER because she knew CPS would want to get involved. Slept for 3 days and only woke up intermittently to puke yellow foam.
Mom always looks out for number 1.
I masturbate furiously to a creepshot of my girlfriend sleeping whilst I hold her eyes open. Her goofy expression in that makes my dick rock hard.
>>709115627
Got NE pics
>>709116105
Lets see it anon.
>>709115690
An actual female detected...
>>709114786
Maybe. We'll see. I really do enjoy her company for the time being though.
>>709114909
It's really more just my family. They're super religious, no sex before marriage, better be dating a super christian women or no one at all etc. I can't move out though. They do have a lot of money and fully pay for my college tuition. I'll be done in about another 2 years, so hopefully if our relationship lasts I'll leave once I graduate.
>>709116076
Like just start a new threa
"I'm going to kill myself soon, AMA."
Maybe a timestamped picture with something relevant
>>709116210
You can bet I don't want a picture of my girlfriend on 4chan, sorry anon.
>>709112706
Not sure if bait or stupid, Mcgregor isn't even the best pound for pound fighter in the ufc, wouldn't make top 5
>>709116483
Doesn't even matter. Guarantee you that anon couldn't beat a single fighter in the ufc.
>>709116076
You must be an attention whore ..
>>709114518
If I eventually do it nyself, and chanves are pretty good, a strong contender for me is Danny Boy by Johnny Cash, something very meaningful with that song and always made me well up.
>>709116585
Fair point
>>709116370
Yes... yes I am.Legit Genetically even.
>>709116480
Reddit is over there dude<<<
>>709109214
>>709109625
pewpewcake and angryjosé lurk /vg/ and /pol/ sometimes.. every now and them there's a thread advertising some new video
>>709116720
I guess. I don't really care.
>>709116480
Alright. That's a lot of work, but eh. I've got about an hour left before I actually start. Will post a ref in a few.. Or you can find it in the catalog if this 404s
>>709115049
Heart failing? What does it feel like? Also what up fellow schizo, I have depression instead of bipolar though
>>709117263
Unipolar depression*
>>709116585
What a genius...
I'm a dumbass for not realizing how out of my league I was until I had been sending dumbass messages for 2 months
>>709117210
Got NE tits?
>>709117263
to respond before I go - I've got severe regurgitation, it sucks. Depression seems like it'd be even worse, but that crash from the ups suck. Basically my heart lets deoxygenated blood flow back in because the valve doesn't close right. I should have surgery for it, but that seems like it'd suck. Usually just stabbing chest pain if I have an actual attack, otherwise can't really get breaths right and I feel motion-sick and lightheaded all the time.
>>709117231
Sure you will...
>>709117431
tell me more
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
Recovery nurse fag here. I have pussy shots of every breast augmentation patient i have every recovered. Once I even injected come into a 9/10 with a 5 cc syringe. Still get diamonds thnking of her leaving the hospital with my jiz in her. I work in a large facility in Arizona.
>>709108478
I do the same thing compadre
>>709117891
Story
>>709117210
Good thing you know your way out
>>709117231
Gotta go before an hour but I hope everything works out for you anon.
>>709108478
I like to break all the kitkats
>>709117936
Nioce, buttttt it didn't really happen
When I worked at a movie theater I'd give people incorrect change every transaction just a little bit until it totaled up to the price of one hotdog, making my drawer over. Then when I had enough, I'd ring up a hotdog and finalize the sale making my drawer even. Free lunch everyday.
>>709117891
greentext
>>709118228
Werd
When i was 13-14 me and my friends stole bottles to make some cash. We would run into peoples yards and collect bags of bottles. We would use the money to buy weed. We also stole from stores to get what we wanted and we climbed building tops. I also set whole patches of grass on fie with an axe can and a lighter near the train tracks. We also broke into buildings, looted and vandalized the shit out of them. I am now much older and look back on all of that stuff, I don't steal anymore.
>ex boyfriend used to beat the shit out of me and rape me every day
>treated me like shit for our whole relationship until he tired of me and cut off all contact
>I was devastated and even though I knew he abused me I still loved him and wanted him
>it took months to get over him and during that time I met a new guy
>dan was a total sweetheart and treated me like a princess buying me things and taking me out on fancy dates
>after 6 months we were together happily
>until my ex came back into my life
>he kept texting me telling me to come over an do things for him and to him
>I tried ignoring him but he just had this way of controlling me
>i ended up sleeping with him again and then again and again
>during my 3rd time dan Called me right in the middle of it and I had to lie while my ex was laughing and grinning while he was inside me
>I felt so guilty doing this to him but my ex was changed
>he wasn't like he was before he was nice to me and gentle telling me how much he missed me and loved me
>how after he left me he was miserable and it took not having me around to realize how important I was to him
>I'm so torn between him and my current boyfriend I don't know who to choose
>my ex keeps trying to get me to end it and get with dan and he is just so much more fun to be around and way better looking
>but dan is sweeter And makes a ton more money
>I don't know what to do
fire*
>>709118610
Fuuuuuuck, are you me??
I am from West Philadelphia. I was born and raised there. Stuff is boring around here so in the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling and relaxing shooting b-ball outside of school until a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and bitch told me I was moving with my aunt and uncle in bel-Aire. Fuck!
>>709111130
Greentext?
>>709118613
You are a terrible person. I hope you die soon.
through utter bullshit i have convinced my parents that instead of being a lazy procrastinating fuck i have legitimate mental issues
>>709118613
You likely deserved it though..the beating part
>>709106809
Greentext?
started uni this year. decided the institution basically by process of elimination. not making any friends, don't know how. mom keeps tellin me i will someday but damn she's been saying that for a good 5 years now. so.
>>709118613
I hope you die.
>>709118907
Yes you do...
>>709104555
I want to be diapered by my gf or someone else.
Also I want to sleep with my gf and her sister ins a threesome after I am a part of her family.
I love the Idea of being from the same family and still sleep with both.
>>709118946
wtf dude no
maybe im your evil twin
>>709111267
been there my friend, took me 18 months and a lot of women to finally sort my head out but you do get there eventually. you just gotta hang in there. i'm now married to the love of my life with 2 kids and another on the way. Life does get better but it is shit for a while
>>709118613
kekked
assuming not b8: you know the ex is just going to start being a dick once he's won you back. Right now the challenge is showing he still has power over you by breaking up your current relationship, but once that's over you're no use to him.
source: I often fuck up relationships for the fun of it
>>709118613
Don't go back. I can promise you no matter how much he tries to convince you he's changed, he will revert back to the way he was before you guys broke up. Trust me anon, I've known multiple guys who did EXACTLY what your ex did. Abusive to gf, break up, act nice to them for a while and get back together, start abusing them slowly and get back to how it was before. It's a nevernding cycle that will always continue with those type of guys. I know you wont believe me, and you wan to insist that "this anon doesn't know him, I do and he really has changed!" I can fucking promise you right now he'll be abusive again. This new guy is the guy you need in your life. Cut out your ex, no matter how bad you think you want him. It's not worth it. Stay with the guy who treated you right the first time. Heed my advice, I promise you'll regret getting back with your ex sooner or later if you do.
>>709119233
Yah. Factual
>>709114765
Because borders is out of business
>>709104555
I'm probably going to marry my rapist...
>>709118907
and honestly I'm not entirely sure i dont
I had gay sex with my freind not kmowing it was wrong. We just knew if felt good and was fun
>>709119708
I am interested in the backstory
>>709119292
>and
You pussy
Humped a goat one very horny day
>>709104555
Im 100% straight but i love watching hot traps on chaturbate. I also have a fantasy of a mft 3sum. But the trap would need a full boob job and pass for a girl. Im not sure but id probably let the trap suck my cock. But i wouldnt fuck it nor let it fuck me. I think spit roasting a female with a trap would be awesome
>>709119742
it's wrong??
>>709119527
Skinny white knight exposed
>>709119848
sick as fuck
>>709118613
You're a stupid cunt. Dan deserves better than your stupid bitch ass stay with the guy that beat you but he's such a total "Sweet heart" now stupid stupid girl
I'm Military and have been with my gf for 2 years we live together never have I ever laid a hand on her how about you try finding a real man.
>>709120001: a space oddysey
>>709119547
I smells puke omg
>>709119932
Well it's useless. Just pleasure we saw a sex scene and decided to try it but didn't even know about pussy yet thought sex was all anal and kissing
>>709108400
I don't think you would've been able to see after that
>>709120113
Totes
>>709119742
Also had gay sex with a friend, we did it outside in fields and under stacks of hay bales, and it forests.
>>709120019
She liked it I think she would follow me around a lot afterwards. It was very similar to a woman in feeling just really tight
in
>>709119547
all the virgin fags coming out offering advice thinking it'll get them some pussy, lel.
I still haven't told my parents that I'm transgender. They live 2000mi away.
>>709120307
We did it in an abandoned house that was never used besides for storage.
>>709120365
I'm a femanon, I have zero interest in getting any pussy. I'm just trying to give her real advice, I've seen it happen before and I don't want her to fall back into the same trap so many other women have.
>>709120307
Butt could you get hard though? Tried to once..zero
>>709118613
He's not abusing you yet because you're not back with him. He's luring you in. Once you're back with him the abuse will start again. It's control he seeks, and he's getting it.
>>709120365
I am not a virgin and I am not a complete fag I am bisexual you ass licker
>>709120365
I bet you will Fatt and sloppy is the best you'll do
>>709120491
Cool story
>>709111283
yeah because wishing someone to die is completely sane. looks like you just got stuck with the award, bud.
>>709120547
Another cool story
>>709104555
i want my mom to lay down on her stomach and act as if im not ther and nothing is hapening while i passionately make out with her shithole
>>709120365
I really want to force your mouth open and have the biggest wet fart sprayed down your throat.