Evolution thread. Your creature is the Ddurg. It lives in a rain-forest on the floor. It eats the rotting leaves and plant-stuff on the ground and then poops it out - simple stuff. Other animals in the forest include monkeys, snakes, big insects and spiders, birds, and whatever else you can imagine is in a forest (can be from anywhere in the world, so don't feel like it has to be restricted to only the Amazon or whatever).
Dubs and 0s get to decide on what evolution the Ddurg inherits. If you get trips, quads, and so on, then the evolution is more powerful (e.g. A claw on it's butt -> 20 razors inside it's anus).
A huge dick
secrete irritating mucus
A really huge dick
Nipple spikes
>>709090286
anime eyes
A set of legs.
A super huge dick
>>709090504
this
one small eyeball on its tail
A spike dick
It can dig into the ground to keep warm in colder times and also eats works along with roots
>>709090534
roll
>>709090286
A single beefy arm coming out of his neck.
>>709090286
urticating hair
>>709090622
You need to do it.
>>709090622
win
>>709090645
This
>>709090667
Off by one.
>>709090534
Rolling
two more dicks functioning as front legs
3 fingers on head
>>709090622
Oh shit niggers my dubs prevailed
>>709090286
It becomes 20 times the size it is now.
>>709090622
Has evolved to have a spike dick. Now injects sperm into female Ddurgs. Can also defend itself similar to a bee when threatened, however it normally dies as it is too squishy and slow to jab any predators.
>>709090286
Acid for blood
>>709090534
Rolleroo
>>709090866
back legs
dick evolves into adolf hitlers ghost, gasing all the other dicks
It now glows in the dark
>>709090866
GIVE HIM A BEARD
>>709090915
reroll
Now it is bright pink
hands so the poor fuck can masturbate
>>709090922
winrar
>>709090922
god damn it
Built in vape
A bigger spike dick
It gets eyes and wings
>>709090915
Ru-Ru-Roll
>>709090866
dick shaped legs
>>709090999
WEW LAD IM EXCITED
>>709090951
Yeah! Big bushy mountain man beard!
>>709090922
O SHIT NIGGER DUBS
>>709090999
TRIPS
>>709091022
winrar
>>709090622
>>709091022I'll have another spike dick, thank you.
>>709090999
ok, can i give it back legs? will deliver proof its me if someone samfags this post and that one
Another spike dick!
Spinner rims
>>709090922
how the fuck is OP gonna draw that
>>709091100
>>709091132
And another!
>>709090286
>>709081773
>>709081773
>>709081773
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>>709091146
>>709090999
samefagging for the screencap
>>709090780
Now has giant anime eyes. Confuses and scares birds. However, the land creatures still take fascination in eating the Ddurgs. Sexual competition has also started over who has the bigger Anime Eyes
>>709091252
shut up faggot fuck off
>>709091292
Now give it a gigantic bank account to attract the ladies!
>>709090866
Capillaries inside of it's anus so it can breathe in water, and fire them out like a net as a last line of defense, similar to a sea cucumber. It can now hide in water from predators since it can extract oxygen from water using it's anus.
>>709091292
feet that look like timbs so they can stomp each other for sexual dominance
ddurgs are bad mmkay
>>709091252
NIGGER YOU DONT HAVE SPIKE DICKS REEEEEEEEEE
Also A spike dick on its head
>>709091383
this, all of this
>>709091383
kek Reroll
it now walks on 2 legs
>>709091292
USB port
>>709091292
Arms with claws
Helicopter blades made of dicks
>>709091292
make it longer
>>709091490
reroll :)
>>709091488
winrar
>>709091508
roll
>>709091383
Reroll
females become really big, around a meter, and they just wait for males underground
>>709091488
winraaar
Give him a sunroof! And keyless entry!
>>709091537
>>709091490
0s are also winrars
>>709090866
Ability to Split into 2 Ddurgs.
>>709091292
Hey OP, where's my other spike dick?
>>709091022
>>709091488
WINRAR
>>709090286
The ability to read complex tax codes.
the white background is now a playground
Tall as a skyscraper
>>709091383
rolling for this
>>709091292
THE COCK MAKES THE THIRD REICH AND GASSES ALL OTHER COCKS. MAKE IT OP
It grows a tophat
>>709091390
>ends in a zero
Draw that shit
WHERE'S THE ADOLF HITLER GHOST DICK
dies
>>709090922
Dick is now adolf hitlers ghost. The 'stache scares away land creatures and the gas it emits is also used as a weapon against other males to compete for the female. The male with the most toxic hitler gas often wins and becomes the alpha. Without any predators, the Ddurg is able to thrive and grows to 20cm.
>>709091630
haha winrar, poor OP
>>709091633
WINRAR
>>709091640
You succeed since it ends in a zero
He needs a racing stripe! It'll make him faster!
>>709090286
Confederate Flag on the top of its head
>>709091694
>>709091488
OP winrar
>>709091694
GREEN SKIN
V8 engine
>>709090286
eyes in the back of it's head :3
>>709091755
and then you dubs
>>709091630
Rolling for this
>>709090534
rolling in this bitch
>>709091777
Oh shit trips upgrade!
>>709091694
It really likes Kodiak Wintergreen dip and won't stop talking about it
>>709091633
im for this
>>709091508
rollin
a fucking FN five seven mounted on its head
>>709091769
Roll
covered in spike dicks
>>709091508
Reroll
>>709091694
Dick dies
I think it needs a crew served weapon on his back.
Secretes maple syrup
>>709091508
rollmolla
>>709091694
give it one malformed arm used to jump and pull prey to it to constrict it with it's length like a snek
Make it browse /b/
>>709091694
Ddurg's body is now made up of segments, like a centipede. But each segment is Donald Trump's head with a dick coming out of it's forehead.
It loeses the ability to get dubs, making it harder for the males to find a mate
>>709091947
roll
>>709091022
Due to lack of copulation methods from a ghost dick, the Ddurgs with spike dicks become the dominant creature. The spike dick is now mounted on the head, used to mate as well as spear smaller insects such as catapillars and worms.
wings because it's about time now
>>709091999
Oh shit..... make ddurg great again
>>709091899
Win.
>>709091999
Fucking draw that shit op!
legs get
>>709091999
LOOOOOOOL
THIS IS NOW A GET THREAD
MOAR FUCKING SPIKES
DRENCHED IN FUCKING BLOOD
>>709092108
reroll
>>709092018
Give it legs like really long buff legs
>>709092209
roll
>>709091999
Good luck op
>>709091999
Dickhead Donald Ddurg
>>709092209
with a nice ass
Melee Luigi's wavedash capability
It has an open heart surgery scar on its back
>>709092209
roll. muscular legs longer than its body please
>>709092035
Because maybe its a wigaling ddurg?
Its stand is [Killer Queen]
Mt everest as background photo
Roll for massive gainz to make pansy-ass Manley predators kill themselves out of shame
>>709092287
give it fox's shine so it can waveshine on other motherfuckers
>>709092293
Just one. We don't want it I be too overpowered.
>>709092209
rerolling
>>709092333
WINRAR
Ddurg's anus is now fully open and stretched
>>709092333
FUCKIN' GET!!!
>>709092370
winrar on 0?
>>709090286
It has a small but effective toolbox attached to its back for robusting security
>>709092018
It can only move backwards, but at fast speeds. It's tail is like one big spiky ball.
>>709092293
This
>>709092355
>>709091633
It's gotta happen.
>>709092355
>>709092333
Oh shit! What are you doing?
Back legs
>>709091390
Has evolved boot-like feet which it uses to navigate the floor of the forest more easily. The terrible fashion choice for the feet angers some of the more aggressive monkeys of the forest. The feet are also used to stomp other males of the species to compete for females.
>>709090286
give it some timbs and a 40oz
>>709092465
What about just one multitool?
Make Ddurg have a pocket with spaghetti falling out
>>709092573
>>709091999
OP do this
>>709090286
>>709081773
>>709081773
>>709081773
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>>709092333
Oh boy
>>709092575
timbs already win. 40oz in one hand and a 9mm in the other
>>709092575
this
>>709092573
can induce lactation in mammals to acquire nutrients, and inject hormones to make it pleasureable
>>709092684
stop fag
>>709092573
Had a big advertisement board for mcdonalds on its back to trick other animals into thinking it is a billboard
>>709091488
To escape from the aggressive monkeys, the Ddurgs evolve to contain capillaries inside of it's anus. These capillaries are used similar to gills and extract oxygen from water, allowing the Ddurgs to stay under water for long periods of time, before it's weak skin gives out like damp bread. The capillaries can also be used as a thrown weapon.
he gets a sick pair of oakly's to wear while he crushes puss
>>709092703
And don't forget the hoodie.
>>709092794
THIS
Giant prehensile dick
It has the ability to produce poos three times it's size
>>709092573
Give it giant dragon wings
>>709090286
Inherits:
>The gay gene/autism
only accept trips or better
crab claw
>>709092957
roll
>>709092957
reroll
Converts to islam
>>709092846
We now need a job. That way we can impress the ladies.
>>709092850
T H I S
H
I
S
>>709092957
rollin
Can cloak
>>709092980
I am winrar
It is a full-on Gopnik
>>709092980
WIN
>>709092573
It now has a fully working vagina on its arm with fully working womb. Let's reproduce and start the nazi party early
>>709092957
Let's do this
>>709093066
ANOO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>709091580
Living in the bodies of water in the forest allow the Ddurgs to escape predators, however it is not able to find sufficient food to eat, as it is too slow to hunt for prey. The Ddurgs evolve to photosynthesize through a clear sunroof in it's back. Males are also able to mate through a process called 'keyless entry'.
>>709092980
A L S O T H I S
L
S
O
T
H
I
S
>>709091899
>>709092573
OP do this now
>>709092957
rerollion
Crazy man kills 70% of population of Ddurgs so the ddurgs grow bullet proof skin
>>709092957
kek, do it
that's a stupid name, it just looks like how i would have spelled "drug" while on drugs or drunk. you need to reconsider the name if you want to be taken seriously here on /B/.
>>709093211
winrar
>>709093256
it's /b/
>>709093066
Do it
>>709092957
rollin'
>>709090286
The ddurg recognizes the true power of President Trump and develops a grabbable pussy.
>>709093256
>Taken seriously
>On /b/
>>709093256
>seriously
>/b/
>>709093211
CHECK EM
>>709091630
The Ddurgs evolve to develop larger brains. The Ddurgs are now smart enough to read complex tax codes, and hunt in small packs to overwhelm smaller mammals such as forest mice.
50% of Ddurgs suffer from hentai addiction
It's now spelled droog.
>>709093373
the species has evolved to the point where its name can no longer fir it now it shall be known as the dinglehopper
They change their names to "Greasy Boys"
>>709093373
the ability to get mad bitches and hoes
>>709093373
Giant fucking dragon wings like so fucking big it more so glides then fys
>>709093474
roll
>>709091633
The Ddurgs, venturing further out from the dangerous forest, start developing family in the outer reaches of civilization, such as abandoned playgrounds.
>>709093489
roll again i need this
>>709093474
reroll
>>709093373
long skinny arms like al dente spaghetti
>>709093489
Rollin'
Ddurgs can suck their own dicks
>>709090286
They. Grow. Machine. Guns.
>>709092957
Rollmola
>>709093474
rollin
>>709093489
roll
>>709093474
rolls
>>709093528
I want it in pink color
They rape fluffy ponies and fluffy pony threads
>>709093528
Now it can accuse its enemies and attack them by throwing legal papers at them.
>>709093474
walking daryl dies
>>709093528
>>709093566
dubs, op better deliver or faggot
>>709092729
rolling
Evolve pretty dresses.
This is gold op. It evolves wheels
they have evolved to eat fast food
>>709093745
op deliver
>>709091777
The Ddurg now uses the hitler ghost as a projectile as well. Due to the increase in intelligence from practicing taxes, Ddurgs are able to hunt using a system called "Concentration Trapping". The Ddurgs trap small mammals inside a cage made from hitler ghosts, and through a time period of a few years, the hitler ghosts feed on the souls of the mammals, and use it's body as a host for new Ddurg larvae.
give it some subwoofers to bump all the competitors shitless
Ddurg is now extinct.
>>709093877
shit i wasted dubs but roll for mad bitches and hoes
>>709093528
>>709091899
OP Pls
>>709093211
Don't be a faggot, op
>>709093919
Roll
>>709093877
I claim these dubs to for >>709093818
Grows into a firebreathing fucking dragon
>>709093566
OP deliver
>>709094077
WAT
>>709094077
Delivar
>>709093566
Deliver you waste of cum
>>709094077
kek
>>709091870
Ddurgs begin early development of society. Using rudimentary communication methods, such as how much they love Kodiak Wintergreen dip, the Ddurgs form communities which help them thrive. Using the nutritious qualities of this dip, Ddurgs average size grow from 20cm to 1m.
>>709094077
Wtf? Then it wouldn't be a ddurg, idiot.
>>709094068
you cant steal my dubs i wanted it to evolve to get mad bitches and hoes
Be patient, fellow shitpoasters. He's got quite the catching up to do.
>>709094215
ohhh stahp it youu~~~
>>709094209
Nigger's body becomes a swastika
>>709094209
You forgot the autism and faggotry you arbitrary fuck.
>>709093566
>>709094209
OP DELIVER U FAGGOT
>>709094077
DO IT FAGGOT
>>709091899
Ddurgs form a symbiotic relationship with those that carry the confederate flag. However, this also means new predators for the Ddurgs.
>>709093888
WINRAR
>>709094468
sjw predator introduced to environment
>>709094209
yuuuuge hands. no arms. develops a nose and sniffling problem
>>709094077
Dubs aren't powerful enough for that change.
he gets a little gay tumor
>>709094468
You better start a continuation thread fag.
>>709094332
muh triggurs
>>709094543
Roll
>>709094468
fucker get's a minigun with infinite ammo, no more predators
>>709094650
Winrar
>>709093900
Winrar
>>709094659
roll
>>709094633
Winrar
roll
>>709094468
Where is the playground?
Also, Nigger predator introduced to environment
>>709094699
winrar
Tank treads
>>709094543
roll
>>709094468
give him sword arms
>>709094858
reroll
>>709094858
roll
>>709094833
Wasted fucking dubs you idiot. >>709094650
already got the win. I claim these dubs for a scok on the timb foot.
>>709094858
cmon i just want sword arms
>>709094699
>>709094659
deliver or fag
>>709094992
Sock*
>>709094858
Arms that are swords holding guns
develop tank treads for legs.
>>709095039
rer
>>709090534
rool
>>709091999
Ddurgs enter the endgame.
>>709095039
re-fucking roll, besides guns must be big ass revolvers
>>709095051
Normal wheels should be good enough, right?
Body slowly transforms in panzer mark IV, turns green, spike dick turns into cannon, boots turn into tank treads
>>709095134
GAMEOVER
A
M
E
O
V
E
R
>>709095051
ill give a roll for tank treads
Extinction due to paving paradise and putting up a parking lot
