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faces of /b/
nice adidas
Nice hair you little fag. Is that the justin beiber look?
>>709087141
post nudes
>>709087141
Thats not you
Proud Aryan anon here.
>>709087141
sure
>>709087141
you look sedate
>>709088088
it probably is actually...
>>709087931
nah not in public
>>709088088
who then? my grandma?
a pic of me coming off 2 hits of synthetic acid
>>709088446
do you have nothing to do on Monday?
Yung sad out here
>>709088268
maybe I am ;)
>>709088545
y sad
>>709089028
Life's hard and other various vague things
>>709087141
>>709088817
>>709089056
I want your newdz
>>709088508
no im working out of town all week and its fucking bummin me out m8
>>709087141
>>709087141
where can I get that adidas sweater?
>>709088817
You're cute if that is you
>>709089536
idk about online, but you can get it at the new Adidas Store in Berlin. Or in my room ;)
>>709088315
In private then?
>>709088817
Are you the guy who used to post a bunch of cute boys in shota threads?
>>709089871
sure. gimme your kik
>>709089056
I'd actually want to be your friend IRL
>>709090365
ethnicity?
>>709089419
ew, 2009 called, they want their haircut back
>>709090550
Half Filipino, half Irish/German
me in middle
>>709090365
not terrible but this is a rather bad pic.
>>709087141
>>709089525
>>709090666
5 inches maximum
This was me about 2 years ago... I've gotten a haircut since then
>>709090650
The late 90s called, they want their overused joke back.
>>709090826
id deep throat five inches if it was attached to any of them
>inb4 underage
dont make fun of my baby face aylmao
>>709090934
naughty
>>709090896
>butthurt spotted
>>709091227
you don't have a baby-face, you have a "my mum drunk while she was pregnant"-face
>>709091247
shit, if you'd allow me, I'd do anything to your body
proud shitskin
rate me and my friend staples. I'm the dude with the bad beard.
>>709091385
yes please! kik me: plottaX
>>709091370
man you sure did get me
>>709091465
Youhavegunshowhaveyounotkilledyourselvesyet/10
>>709091465
You look like the kind of dudes that leave their guns lying on the coffee table and your kid shoots themselves with it because you fail as a parent.
>>709091465
6/10 need newdz to confirm
>>709091756
Way better than mine, Good job
>>709088446
you're adorable
ALEX ALEX ALEX i know u sneaking...
>>709091918
here is another picture to confirm. im with my brother and pupper
>>709092272
The right one looks like a slightly thinner version of Phil Brunell, which makes me hate you more.
>>709092547
Phil Burnell as in that youtuber DSPGaming. Just to clarify
>>709092667
that's the meanest thing someone has ever said to me... I love it
>>709092676
something tells me you're not real lol.
timestamp
reportin for dooty
>>709092877
age?
>>709092868
if I would do that everytime someone on /b/ ask me to do that, I would have destroyed my camera
>>709087141
>>709081773
>>709081773
>>709081773
MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
hey guys
>>709090834
MODS
>>709092877
Are you high or just genuinely uninterested in your life?
ok
>>709093243
I'm legal boy what you on about
>>709093144
You look like you're in your early 30's
>>709093168
so... you're not real
gotcha
woulda loved to eat that ass doe
>>709093402
post pic with relaxed expression?
>>709093467
>>709093361
i'm 19, almost 20, was probably barred out in this picture but yeah I hate life and stuff too
>>709088817
Who/Whatever you are you need your asshole stretched.
>>709093588
hes a cute boi and he's not real
>>709093402
7.5/10. also, prolly college sophomore
>>709093508
>>709089597
thx
>>709089941
yes
>>709093686
post more cause they're hot, please
>>709093686
not you in this pic. why you always post this guy?
>>709092877
life sucks
>>709093686
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODds!
>>709087141
fuckboy/10
>>709088178
German Empire bf 10/10
>>709088206
4/10 bizango
>>709088237
7/10
>>709088446
lets smoke/10
>>709088545
A E S T H E T I C
>>709088817
mods
>>709089056
thinks no mans sky was amazing
>>709089419
listens to mcr
>>709089525
not you/10
>>709090365
middle school/10
>>709091465
I'M AN ALABAMA NIGGER AND I WANNA BE FREE
>>709093811
somke wede
>>709093794
easy: >>709093844
>>709093844
It's a picture, with no nudity, from the internet
Calm your raging cock, faggot
>>709093402
you Vsauce's son?
bamps
>>709092877
>>709093811
r8 me plz
do ur worst
>>709094546
6/10
you dont look that bad, start working out and youll easily become 7-8/10
Eh
>>709094546
Numbers are subjective. You'll always be beautiful
>>709094546
Just kidding you're still a faggot
>>709090365
If you worked out and got ripped, I would let you fuck my sister.
>>709093402
Age?
>>709094863
>>709094907
wheres my fuckin r8 m8?
late to the party oops
>>709095148
6.5
>>709095109
4.5
>>709095109
6.5/10
Anything lower is too harsh for your ass. I'm feelin kind today
>>709095148
If I can keep the dog, 8.5
If not, 5.5
>>709095324
i'll take the 5.5
so are you allowed to post a pic here if ur a chick?
or is the tits out thing still applied
>>709095250
not too bad i guess thanks now I feel so much better about myself :)
>>709095440
the fuck do you think
>>709095440
Newb
>>709095440
ya I second this q
>>709095440
do you really have to ask that question?
>>709095440
Tits of GTFO
Me before wanking it on omegle last night
>>709095148
aussie?
ME in the blue
show me your moves
>>709095699
canadian
rate me
i am the one with blue shirt, i am mexican and i want to go to america
>>709095729
argentinian?
>>709095729
you are not white Argentina, mestizo shit
>>709095798
Canadian you say? I'll change my 5.5 to a 6.5 for that
Roast me sorry for the b&w
>>709087141
>>709095555
>>709095564
>newb
>>709095599
how come this community disrespects women that much? just a curious question, no judgement whatsoever
>>709095983
If that's supposed to be a faded cut, its horrible.
>>709095955
thanks babe
Pretty late to the party. Let's see how quickly this thread will die now. I'm the guy, if that wasn't obvious enough already.
>>709096069
yeah it grows out quick on the sides. cheap haircuts are cheap. it looks fine now.
>>709096012
Anonymity, there isn't just disrespecting of women. There is disrespecting of everyone on here. You'd be wise to learn that...
>>709096012
>>709095895
>>709095913
Italian; just a fan of aguero
>>709096294
you look mestizo or terrone
>>709096184
Why does it look like an ugly dildo is in the background right next to your head?
>>709096387
Ya mestizo
>>709096203
Ah yes I can tell. Not judging really, I'm just a student of cosmetology so this is my shit I guess.
>>709096423
because he faggot
>>709096208
so everyone just lashes out on everyone here? aight, sounds fun
>>709096209
thats funny anon
>>709096614
fuck off cuck
>>709096423
That guy in the huge shorts behind us was making balloon swords (or balloon cocks, if that's what you prefer) on the street and giving them out. That one near my head must've been dropped by someone.
>>709096674
Yay the community is coming together!
>>709096184
are you croatian or something like that?
>>709095983
lol look like Thad from BMS.
>>709096810
>Kek
>>709087141
The camera effects and touch up done on this are near professional grade. Idk if OP did this himself or this is a professional photo of someone else?
>>709096802
Polish. Close, but no cigar. How'd you guess? Was it the typical doughy Slavic features?
>>709096962
That's what I was thinking. The photo quality is oddly superb.
>>709087141
That same image was posted 19 hours ago on /soc/. Explain yourself faggot.
>>709087141
>feces of /b/
>>709097268
Sorry, 180 days ago.
>>709096810
hahaa someone told me I looked like some kind of weirdo from BMS so thad is better
>>709096554
yeah no worries. sometimes the fade is on point sometimes it isnt.
>>709093811
>>709092877
Get off 4chan Kenny
wow this thread is making me hate myself even more. even the underage kids being called faggots are more attractive than me. ;_;
>>709097513
God doesn't exist where you're from, son.
Still too soon?
>>709097064
because girl eyebrows , noses, deep eyes, jaws and cheekbones
>>709097710
Mine was >>709090834 I'm not underaged, that was taken 2 years ago when I was 17, I was legal in most states
Shitty mirror selfie reporting in.
>>709098095
Wow you look like that kid in college that has no friends and plays computer games all day
>>709098364
So, you?
>>709098364
>implying anyone on /b/ has friends
>>709098364
i mean he bought an overwatch t shirt ffs. looks brand new too. like you havent even washed it yet.
>>709098364
Its true, I do enjoy some computer games.
>>709098596
Its a couple months old, but I'm more proud of the weeb wrist bands.
>>709087141
>>709099342
if this is really you anon, i am so sorry
this shit is fucking cancer
y do u faggots want to show off ur ugly ass mugs thats not what 4chan is about cunts. This isnt grindr
>>709099629
>Implying anyone would really be that retarted to post their face in here
>>709100613
i like the idea of 17 year olds and 35 year olds with a pony collection and far more evil folk know my face. To imagine their scavenge to unfold my online profile personality is quite satisfying.
>>709100613
You don't think that these are people's real faces?
>>709100986
Yeah, no. You're not special, m8.
>>709101048
No, because if that was the case, i would be really, really dissappointed with the human race.
Don't h8 I'm very sensitive.
r8 me bitches
>>709087141
I'm tired. just got back from the library with a friend
>>709101526
what are you?
>>709101252
yea no to imagine the possibilities of folk lurking /b/ is quit nice. thanks
>>709100579
hey dude
>>709101832
Im a human bean
>>709101940
can you travel within dimensions?
>>709101875
hey
>>709102018
Against my will, yeah.
>>709087141
looks like a young macklemore lmao
Faggots
>>709094841
show your tits fag
I have the bottle in my hand
>>709102871
You look like someone who says homie a lot while staring off into the distance with your mouth half open
dad is adopted and wont disclose, mom is Russian-Welsh-German
other than those, wtf am I, /b/?
>>709103195
You're faggot. You forgot that.
>>709094841
Where did the other half of your brow go?
>>709102800
do you have contact info?
>>709100613
>implying you're not self-conscious anout your appearance and try to justify not posting by saying everyone else is a fake
>>709103573
oh fuck i mispelt about
>>709103573
>>709103700
That's okay, it doesn't invalidate your point in the slightest.
>>709103716
emaiIed
r8 me
>>709104118
not you
>>709097710
You should just kill yourself
>>709104218
I know
>>709103406
cheer up anon
>>709104456
Post a pic, faggy
>>709104584
ive been to 5 mental hospitals lasting about 3 months every year because i am addicted to a marijuana / food deprived / water deprived created fantasy world. I have ruined my life
>>709104928
I'd really rather not
>>709105199
do they use restraints stiII?
>>709105212
Dude how bad could it be? I'll be honest but fair
>>709095440
You can post whatever you want but most people won't believe you if you don't have a timestamp.
>>709105506
In some cases yes, usually they just verbally convince you to take a injection while being surrounded by around 5-8 people. It is fucking scary. You are just living your life in the hospital and all of the sudden 8 people surround you and a doctor tells you it is better for you to take the injection. If you avoid the position you are in, aka you want to escape the situation by leaving, they cold grey you, which means they tackle you and inject you anyway. You can be completely calm yet they will still surround you. One time I drank like 10 cups of coffee in the hospital and was dancing to my music via headphone in the hallway and all of the sudden 8 people surrounded me telling me I have to drink the cup with 5 different type of meds. Whatever you say will just be met by complete superiority of knowledge of the state they know you are in while you know best what you are in. It is literally quite the removal of every right you have as a person once you enter the facility. It is quite scary. I left the country in question in order to escape the medicine.
>>709105860
It's actually pretty bad. I have a facial deformity and it freaks people out
>>709106167
Post it. I won't even make fun anon. Now I'm just really curious
>>709106167
post it, we're all friends here!
>>709106306
>>709106355
i really don't even know why I wrote that post. I shouldn't have
>>709106355
What anon said
>>709093402
Stealing this guys face (feat. fridge)
>>709106505
Man... cmon, I'm (most likely) never even gonna see you again.
Mexifag here
>>709106505
Don't leave me hanging anonion
>>709106110
least you weren't restained in stuff though right?
>>709107577
I seriously just can't. I tried to delete my comments but apparently you can't delete posts that old. If I have trouble leave my house I sure as hell can't post a picture of myself on the internet. I'm sorry
>>709107766
Well at least tell me what the deformity is
>>709107741
I wasnt because I am not aggresive in my nature. They did however ''seperate'' me from the main hall in like a 7 foot by 7 foot room for several hours
>>709087141
ok
HI
>>709108424
what country is this?
>>709108370
My jaw is fucked up, my eyes bulge out, I have a very egg-shaped head, and my skin has splotches on it like a cow
>>709110025
I think you're being overly critical. That's why this is anonymous, we're all family. Lift that weight off of your shoulders and post the damn pic, son. Free yourself
Takeing a shit
>>709110279
post a different pic
Another photo
am i too late to the party?
>>709109749
USA, Netherlands
>>709110898
we can't see 97% of you!
>>709111100
I'm shy sorry
>>709111100
Check'd
Fuck it
>>709111673
nice adidas
>>709110220
I'm not being overly critical. It's not like I have a few pimples here and there, or maybe a couple freckles on my face. I have vitiligo. Like, extreme vitiligo. I also have a cleft palette and my jaw is sort of permanently pushed out, kinda like that character on Family Guy whom no one can understand because his overbite is so huge. That.
Ah sure why not.
I've got a real "I'm watching you masturbate" facial expression in this one. Ah well.
>>709112198
We'll at least you seem like a nice person.
You're right about not posting though.. even if most of us would be sympathetic and want to find things to compliment you because you're a goddamn human being and we don't want you to hurt, a lot would also take it as a chance to insult or demean you, probably tell you to kill yourself.
I know this because I'm only slightly overweight but the few times I've posted in threads like this I get called a potato, a hamplanet, etc etc etc. These threads are here so a bunch of 7/10 white guys can feel better about their average looks.. and then swarm the few decent looking alt girls who post here.
>>709112198
Vitiligo isn't that bad dude. Not to be insensitive, but it could be way worse probably. Do you like like this?
>>709112760
Nah, it's more spread out and the splotches are smaller but more numerous. I basically look like a white guy who spilled crushed Oreos all over himself.
>>709112711
Thanks for understanding
>>709113101
Do you have an email bro? Some way we can continue this convo elsewhere? I wanna lick your brain
>>709113215
There's where my blending brush went!
>>709113339
Holy fuck I meant pick
>>709113339
uh...no thanks. I mean, I like talking but idk about putting my email on here
>inb4 landwhale
>>709088545
e m o t i o n a l
b o y s
>>709113516
Just make one on Gmail or some shit real quick
>>709091227
I want that shirt
>>709093402
Cutie. Is that American flag upside down?
Im confused are these threads ironic??
Because if not this is le cancer
>>709094122
Nice dubs. Also cute
>>709098095
Cutie
>>709098643
Handsome though
>>709113215
Stinky Peterson/10
>>709102639
what is that on your face
do you think you're a fucking bull
>>709114037
It's about 70% people reposting pictures that aren't theirs for kicks, 25% people posting their actual face that aren't in on the joke, and 5% pictures of corpses.
>>709115097
Who is that
>faces of b
>>709115429
how fucking funny
haha
>>709115429
Fucking keked out loud
>>709108849
too young to be here
>>709098020
... yeah right
>>709110942
MODS A DOG FUCKER
>>709088817
woah woah woah underage
mods
>>709088817
You are a goddess! I want your body
#VapeNaysh
>>709115613
>>709115097
Someone merge these two faces. What the fuck is going on here?
Fuck it
It doesn't get any better
Waking up/7
>>709088545
Look like an old friend of mine
I like that emo af shirt fam
Reppin that sad boy shit
>>709102639
Cute faggot is cute
Walking dumpster here
Ciao niggers
