Any brits still awake
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Any brits still awake
Mate it's only just gone 12.
>>709073828
yep
>>709073828
London reporting in
What do you want?
>>709073828
What u want OP?
yep, whats everyone upto?
Anyone waiting for Walking Dead?
Gonna wait to watch it with mates tomorrow, £10 bet on Daryl
just finished one of these 4packs... juicy
>>709074232
Masturbating to a pic of my ex
portsmouth
morning, chums
>>709074330
Same.. that's strange.
Any Derbyshire in?
Happy Monday everybody, going to go downstairs to get some hula hoops and hummus
>>709073828
Yes indeed, my mate. My gosh, look at the time of yer mobilly devicelly. It's 1 o'clock!
>>709074212
British girls are always a bonus in these threads . Dump some locals.
Bangor, Wales.
>>709073828
Wa9
>>709074497
It's midnight ... learn to BST
>>709074384
from leicester?
Huddersfeld reporting in
>>709074607
vardy give it away?
Becky, trying to find more of her
>>709073828
ffs op
Was at Twickenham today for the nfl game. Still alive and kicking.
>>709074317
My nigga.
>>709074607
Nah, Bournemouth lad
EDDIE HOWES BARMY ARMY
>>709073828
yes
Bring forth the tits!
>>709074875
Utciad u reds
>>709074808
I still don't understand why we allow that to be played within our shores
this brit's been getting a bit popular on 4chan lately
>>709074502
Here are your average London women. Especially in the east.
>>709074971
Would bang. Who is she?
>>709074927
Pompey fan on top of that, just here for the uni
>>709073828
Yessum
At least ur not scum
More Becky ann
>>709074433
Chezvegas here
Northern Irish in Liverpool kek
>>709075052
last name ashby
managed to get a few creepshots of her, from around essex
>>709075315
Nice any local hotties
>>709074541
Bangor here too
>>709075316
Norn Iron best Iron
>709073828
It's 12. I'll probably sleep at like, 4?
>>709075391
Got some on my computer but not my phone :( you got any to share?
>>709073828
Northern Ireland here. Currently drunk and getting insulting text messages from my mother. Hopefully that retard Eugene gets his brains smahed in will cheer me up.
>>709074989
My part of London (greenwich) has a decent balance. Lot of blacks and somalis but similar number of whites.
Too bad most of them are fucking retarded chavs who are only good for a quick shag
>>709075493
OOOOOH that image has me triggered m9
>>709075291
any not from the 10 front pics?
>>709075606
Filthy taig?
>>709075581
Please tell me you're from Co Down
>>709075580
Again on the PC.. I might go in to the office when the missus falls asleep lol
>>709074808
Because it gives us an excuse to go out and get fleeing.
>>709075633
IDUBBBZ
>>709075588
Dubbs
>>709075702
I honestly don't give a fuck about either side kek. Politics in NI is a joke.
>>709074541
Bangor here too
>>709074315
Hate to break it to u its glenn and abe
>>709075968
It's been a joke since the war
>>709075410
Poor you haha, been there a few times (family in uni there) and it was soooo dead. lovely views though.
>>709073828
yep, clocks going back an hour so I'm staying up later.
>>709075807
Haha nice, post names of girls you have?
Any Monmouthshire fags about?
>>709075795
Belfast
Anyone dealing any multipacks of quavers?
>>709075114
>>709073828
Reporting
>>709076096
They're going back an hour next Sunday on the 30th.
South Wales. Anyone from Newport?
Never see anyone from Herefordshire in here.
>>709075588
bermondsey here used to be known as a white area now full of muslims and niggers
>>709076065
People need to grow up and fighting over who's grandpappy was right. Are you from Co. Down by any chance? And do you know the other guy?
>>709076096
That's next week you daft cunt
>>709076118
Ellie D, Mel C, Mel (Italian name), Claire S, Abi T, Rachel B, Holly W, Carla S, Jess S, Rachel W, Tania D, Cate W, Bryony F. To name a few, you?
>>709076088
Yeah it's a pretty boring town, great for outdoor stuff tho
>>709074660
HX3
>>709076339
>>709076535
Baited?
>>709076577
I would let out a hot steaming turd on her milky udders
>>709073828
yeah mate
>>709076577
Poppy HM (horrible monster)
>>709076537
Know an Abbie turner? Would like to see hers, got vicky h, Tasha w, Amy c, Katy d and jasmine w
>>709076681
>>709076640
>>709076577
Ah, so that's why the countries called "Wales"
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
fuck the rest
>>709076739
Omg so funny do another pls
What's everyone up to?
>>709076855
Is jasmine w, widowson?
>>709076625
Not really you pleb, I only just explained in case there was some confusion.
>>709077004
Listening to NIN, you m9?
>>709077004
Getting high and watching YouTube instead of working
>>709076948
Enjoy getting stabbed by Muhammad
>>709077025
No sorry
>>709076339
>>709076535
fuggggggg
>>709076948
Fuck you nigger. North is objectively better than South.
>>709074660
Any pics?
>>709077146
That's the only jasmine that showed on my fb lol
>>709075976
Any pics?
>>709077068
Browsing this shithole, trying to get sleepy
>>709076588
used to live hx4
>>709076855
My chesterfield folder in total is 3gb. Will grab screenshot if I make it to the pc a lot is model mayhem and adult work stuff too
>>709077242
Got a throwaway something I can contact you on if you're up for trading?
>>709077091
That's the way to do it bud
bristol reportin in
>>709077447
Yeah fire yours n il drop you a line only ever connect to my throwaway via vpn
>>709077334
Anything to trade?
>>709077635
I don't have one yet but I'll make one hang on
>>709077306
Sounds fun
>>709073828
Portsmouth reporting in
>>709077699
yeah if you're from the sowerby bridge/ripponden/rishworth area then ive got some that'll blow you away.
Any more Mancs up in here?
Any Telford/Shropshire folks in?
>>709077977
Alrite? Karl 'ere
>>709078119
That's beautiful
>>709077914
Like who?
Is it shroom season lads?
>>709076252
Belfast here too.
Scouser in Sheffield, anyone about?
>>709078185
Sound Karl m8, how's your Sunday treating ya?
>>709075588
>>709076426
replace the word Bermondsey with the words U.K.
Any of you fuckers near rochdale?
>>709078444
Got robbed for me trainers
>>709075588
>greenwich
Where in greenwich? Eltham here
>>709078558
Milnrow, bud. Having ten mins on the chan before bed
>>709075493
Incorrect, please try again later.
>>709078787
Milnrow as well, having more than 10min though, joys of working nights.
>>709078939
Well this is a rare occurrence. Only ever spoke to one other person in this locality before on /out/.
We met up and went for an mtb ride over to marsden via the pub and got high as fuck on the way back.
>>709076963
Whopper. Bosh. Splooge.
>>709073828
Welsh Master race standing by
>>709080064
chadderton here 5 mins away
requesting girls from hampshire, more specifically aldershot farnborough farnham
Huddersfield here
any sussexfags online? girls from round here would be appreciated
Croydon here. Perusing the usual porn threads before /bed
>>709078691
Woolwich bro
Brit living in the US here.
Any Liverpool?
>>709081524
Tony?
>>709074920
where in uk ..want to fuck BAD!!
>>709081645
Nope. Used to live in Peterborough and Harlow.
>>709077194
Fuck are you calling nigger..NIGGER!
>>709078185
CUNT!!
Anyone from Doncaster or nearby?
>>709078636
Another CUNT!
>>709074384
I'm from Leicester, are you?
>>709082311
I'm not that guy, But I'm from Leicester, where are you situated?
>>709082517
Like a 2 minute walk from the curve, wby?
>>709081981
Ahh shit thought you were a friend of mine then kek
>>709082903
Evington, near the general hospital
Any Burton on Trent lads about?
>>709073828
Ye boiiiiii
Finchley here, Paradise.
>>709083099
Nice dubs and yeah, I know it, did you go to the lcfc celebrations in Vic park? swear that was one of the best days of my life lmfao
Bristol BS4 reporting in.
Smoked some gear, munching out, enjoying some vape and drinking some Karpackie.
Chester here working at 6 can't sleep
>>709083545
Alex?
>>709077623
>>709083545 here
Where abouts? Ark at eeeeeeee
>>709083507
Nah I don't like football at all, or socializing, hence why I'm on /b/
>>709083858
Nope not Alex, sorry. Though I do know a /b/tard by that name, not the same postcode though.
Oldbury? Smethwick?
>>709074541
>>709075410
>>709075976
Aberystwyth here...
You win this time, Bangor.
This time...
>>709078119
I'm in Wellington.
Norwich..shitfaced..
Isles of Scilly. I'm out the edge here, boys.
>>709073828
I heard British people like smoking fags.
>>709082978
There's plenty of us Brits living in the States. I see them everywhere.
>>709083940
m8 im chillin around Cribbs causeway catchin the bus on the number 1 init
>>709084575
man dont care about all dat
>>709074433
Derby here what's up faggot!
>>709077623
>>709083858
So where are you at /b/ro?
True story: In a very similar thread about 7 years ago I met a cute blonde girl living only about half a mile from me. We got talking and eventually dated for 6months. To this day I thank /b/ for whatever omnipotent glories it generously distributes. Refreshing the board a fraction of a second later and I would never have fucked the most gorgeous girl I've ever met.
Pic related.
>>709073828
Gibraltar reporting in.
>>709085375
Fuckin BS10 lad, Good shit on that girl right there but im too much of a turbo beta to get any of the QTs at college
>>709084994
lol I'm not on that route, more like 376/51/2 Hit me up on KiK I'll buy you a pint. I have transport.
Anon60931
St4tiK
Also Cribbs Causeway is a shithole, I hope you work there and aren't living there.
>>709085375
>Most gorgeous girl I've ever met
You must not get out much?
>>709085770
Obviously an overstatement as she's a /b/tard and might just be watching this thread but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Also that image was after we split when she hit 18 :P
>>709085702
agh fuck you got my tired ass misunderstood,just meant thats my daily routes im currently at home
[spoiler]im fucking stupid dude[/spoiler]I personally think cribbs aint too bad but i go through on my way to [spoiler]Filton College[/spoiler]
Brit. Anyone like?? trhead
>>709086008
Shit no spoilers on /b/ I always forget that shit
Any sluts from cambridge/ newmarket?
>>709086008
ok I getcha. Anyway hit me up i'm pretty bored and would love to get to know more /b/ristolfags.
BRUNEL RULES!
No pedo.
Plymouth reporting in.
>>709086008
>>709085702
At least you didn't live in the shit show that is Yate like I did when I was younger. BS37.
Any Liverpool girls.?
>>709086009
Yeah would do, but why hide that awesome ass with that zebra cammo dress?
Also, -points for doing the ridiculous cross-legged pose. Sorry.
any girls want to skype?
>>709073828
Evening lads.
Just finishing off some paperwork.
Anyone here light candles at night?
I recommend it, it's proper comfy.
>>709075315
Still here, chez?
>>709086009
Where are the nudes
>>709087872
Yup, light up some candles, listen to some ambient music and lie back in your bed and relax.
Oh yeah that and a hit of heroin.
>>709085375
She's a 5/10 at most, laddo
>>709086009
Time 4 noodz
>>709088077
THE DUBS HAVE REQUESTED NUDES
>>709088541
honest fag is honest
>>709088541
Maybe so, but as a internet dwelling reject I think I did pretty well for myself. Also as stated this was just after we split, she used to have awesome coloured dreads/braids/hair to match her landing strip, then she just got a bit chubby. Plus bonus points for being a gamer and a fair bit younger than me (not Chris Hanson younger though).
How about you post your cutest ex (no 'love pillows' allowed).
>>709086009
go on...
>>709089575
Any nudes? She's a 7 ATM
>>709089575
>she used to have awesome coloured dreads
Whew lad. That would have brought her down to a 3 at most.
>>709089575
I agree with you. Don't listen to these lot.
>>709089914
I have a thing for girls with dreads, so what? Seriously, is that the most fucked up fetish you've heard of on here?
welshfag here, where's the slags
