Spiderweb man
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Spiderweb man
homophobe
:^(
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Lonely man
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Crackaman
Girlman
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Snek Man
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being-gangraped-by-thritytwo-walruses-man
my powers would be rather obvious
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Depression man
niggerman
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niggerman
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Social man
cuckedman
FBIman
Failureman
Wow, I'd be such a cool hero
Polystyrene Man
Peopleman
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Dickman
shit i am spiderman
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Jailman
>>709057456
That's not how batman got his name tho....
Spiderman.
Black Man
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Insanityman
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pointlessexistenceman
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PartyvanMan
Woman
>>709058180
lol.
me is heightman
Manlet-man
Dopesickman
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poweroutageman
Shadowman
Commitment man.
accidentman
Tumblrman
>>709058321
Aaaay
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Rejectionman.
Anal sex.
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Batmanman
Jap-man
Out-of-Bud-Man
Lifeman
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Wife is afraid of night so
Dark Woman
Im afraid of deep sea underwater things....
Idk a good one for that
vaginaman
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Existential crisis Man
Retarded offspring man
Depersonalization Man
Special talent: making people question their entire existance
>>709058579
>this
>kek'd
>>709058472
Also known as Obligorman.
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Real life man
>>709058544
deepseaunderwaterthingsman? Is this the word you're looking for?
DroppingTheSoap Man
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Failure Man.
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FBImanMan
Deathman
Manwoman
>>709058535
>I'm Batmanmanman
Bossman.
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Federal Government Man
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Excruciating Torture Man, yay.
>>709058220
yes it is
>>709058544
>Im afraid of deep sea underwater things....
Thalassoman
>>709057567
You'd be gayman
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Abyss Man
just-kinda-people-in-general-man
Spit in my food man
Nightman
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Deep Man
Shittingmyselfinpublicman
Regressive left man
Rising-interest-rates-man
>>709057456
student loan at 8.6% interest man......
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ThePossibilityThatFemanistsWillFuckUsOverAndRuinEverythingWithTheirShittyIdealsMan
Bancruptcyman
>>709058619
Lol
Murder Man. Somehow I doubt I'd be a popular hero.
feministman
Outsideman
homoman
or faggotman
gayman
badabadabadabadabadabadabada
gaymannn!
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Height Man
The Future Man
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copsknowman
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Ratman
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Rejectionman
>>709058306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY0oWd7xQLw
Niggerman
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Mommyman
FailureAtLifeMan
wew
HillaryMan
Special talent: rigging things to go right for me and me only. Also to cause a civil war.
Commitmentman
>>709059237
8.6? Cry me a fucking river, faggot.
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Mortalityman
>>709058090
hey we could team up together
also imagine how epic our powers would be, we can just make others fail
OP must /b/ nerf'd
Reaponsibility...girl
>>709057834
>obvious
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deathman
>>709059913
190k at 8.6% interest............. ya....... it adds up. Don't go for a PHD
>>709059265
Or Utopiaman.
>>709057456
commitmentandsuccessfullifeman here
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girlman
>>709059833
>Special talent: rigging things to go right for me and me only. Also to cause a civil war.
And creating and arming even more thugs that you will have to bring to heel.
darkman
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>>709058706
marianaman? after the big hole
Everythingman
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Dyingaloneman AKA ExistentialNightmareMan
He'll kill the shit out of you but it won't even matter because nothing really matters, man.
SOCIAL INTERACTION MAN
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as known as shemale
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4chanman
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
Niggerman
NotBeingAChildMan
>>709059955
are you at least good looking so you can escape them behind a rich husband
Fishman.
SpiderandbigassmaggotsIfindwhendigging inmybackyardman
flyinginsectman
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>implying you can ever leave
peopleman
SKELETONMAN
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>manman
Fucking antropophobia
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Deathman
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baldman
Mirror Man
memeboy
sexman
feels bad man
>>709060044
Holy fuck
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Manbat
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Existential Dreadman
entropyman
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>comith
AdultResponsbilitiesMan
With the power to pop a fuckton of Xanaxes and sleep all day.
feetcutoffman
The mighty unemployman!
Braindamageman
Herpes man
tfw oceanman
>>709058579
ITYM: Potatoman
My brother is a potato, you should be scared.
>>709061123
Power: take me by the hand
>>709060345
Go ahead newfriend. You can leave 4chan. You can run as far as your legs will carry you. You can throw away your computer and live in the wilds free from technology. But you will NEVER be able to truly get away. We will always be with you. We will always be that little voice in the back of your mind. You cannot unsee what has been seen.
>you will always be one of us
Mericanman
Trumpman
erectiledisfunctionman
rapedintheassman
cancerman
povertyman
homelessman
getscoughtfappingman
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>>709058472
I'm sensing a theme here
Spacewoman
(Ring) "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant!
....man
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>aaaAAAaa
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oh and I am not the worst....... MIT sloan school of business is 90k a year.......... some guys in my class have it worse.
People knowing who i really am man
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aquaman
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I had a GF that was a feminist wth a capital F. She loved in the ass. Probably for th same reason business men pay dominatrix to beat the shit out of them.
>don't care had sex.
Analrapeman
Dogman
Well, I guess it'd be the first time in my life I wasn't a pussy...
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Abandonment man
I'd have the power to break up any relationship. Even friends
spoderman
feelsbadman
Death Man
that sounds pretty cool actually
No Race War 2016 Man
warman
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oh shide
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shide
Sea mine man
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fug
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Dreadofeverthyingaroundme Man
pls just fucking kill me im scared of the pain, villain
>>709059955
whip out those titties or flee
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girlman
Responsibilitiesman
Alzheimer man
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daddy long legs man
Tight Spaces Man
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Fatherman
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My children hurt man
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Blackman.
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>>709061900
at least one of us will be happy
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Bobcat Goldthwait... man...
Talking to her at the bar Man
girlsman
Blindman
Neverknowingtruehappiness Man
With the power to be Mildly Depressing and Awkward
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Shark Man
running out of heroin man
Headinjury man
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Captain Alimony
PeoplefindingoutwhatIjackoffto Man
I'll expose your internet history to your mum m8
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war has changed
>>709062265
this one got me...
Funny how much you can tell of /btards with this information.
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Fag
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police officer
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Pedo
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Nigger
4chan man
Introducing: MENTAL BREAKDOWN MAN with the power to go into screaming fits followed by getting into the fetal position and crying hysterically! Watch as he amazes you by slipping deeper into alcoholism and social isolation in order to escape the existential crisis that is his life!
MyPornFolderGetsFoundOutOrDeleted Man
Living next to niggers man.
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losingmuhgains man
LifeMan
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Waspman
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>>709060044
hahahahahahaha
8.6 what the fuck
government sponsored loans at 1% for me, thank you very much
also tuition is 2k a year here
>>709057456
but that's fake. movies are not canon
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Frogman!
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VirginityMan
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Knife fight man
>>709063385
when i think about it, he looks like a useless piece of shit superhero.
earthquakeman
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Skyman !
I just can't stand looking straight upward, gazing at the sky, I nearly always start panicking, some kind of reverse vertigo if you want.
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Thats a ninja turtle with no shell
>>709063378
The Ku Klux Klan used the same logic as in that panel, to great effect.
altitude-dude
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Rapist Mexicans man
Short Fat Woman Man.
Daddyman
Blackholeman, maybe voidman for short.
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Rejection man
>>709063309
2% here, and you get 250€ a month for free as long as you get your grades.
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Deathofmylovedonesman
>>709063695
exactly, useless.
>>709057839
I lolled
>>709063708
except the KKK wasnt "black, terrible..."
Societyman
Millions of Wasps Man
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Gob Blezz Umberica
'sniff
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Heightman? Agingman?
>>709061814
Well yeah it sounds cool, but you'd be about the shittiest, most pathetic hero on the planet. Who the hell fears death?
>>709058893
no it isnt.
>>709059955
let's see that dick bitch
everything man
timeman
>>709058786
Tits or gtfo... It's the rules.
Prison rape man
>>709064472
no, he is afraid of manwo's
Underratedpostman
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Abandonmentman
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Getting Oldman
>Gary
TheImplicationsOfTheWord"Forever"man
insanity-man
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>>709058778
Heck yeah, deathmen, arise.
Scary not existing and being conscious anymore. It's all I know how to do.
>>709064347
yes it is
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Yellowjacketman. Got stung several times as a kid by those evil things.
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Fedsman
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DUBBSMAN!
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Tito Dick Dickman, baby
vampireman
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Imigration-man
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Muslim-man
Rain man
Mywifefoundoutaboutmysidebitch-man
losingmybrotherman
>>709058968
under-rated
>>709062958
I like you
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shemale jihadistman
Anonymousman
>>709064283
>Who the hell fears death?
Practically everybody, on some level.
Passable trapman
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Nothing Except Logically Dangerous Man. I don't think I'm due a comic deal any time soon.
Well, my fear is pic related so I guess..
Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
does whatever a facehugger can
Spins a dick, any size,
Catches bitches just like niggers
Look Out!
Here comes the Facehuggingman
Is he strong?
Listen Bud
He's got acid blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there!
There goes the Facehuggingman
In the chill of the night
At the scene of an outbreak
Like a streak of darkness
He infects just in time
Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
Friendly hive, Facehuggerman
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Cumming is his reward
Look out, here comes the Facehuggingman
Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
Friendly failed containment, Facehuggingman
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Cumming is his reward
To him, life's a great explosion
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Facehuggingman!
Society man
Depression man
Sharkman
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Captain Abandonment
Homosexual dentist man
Am I the only one? Heightsman
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Peaceful Religion man
>Muhammed
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Aquaman
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judgmentman
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Niggerman.
Nothingman
baldman
10-inch-dickman :-(
Wooman
Panic attackman
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replytothispostoryourmomdiesinhersleep-man
smoketoomuchweedman
>>709059141
yeah be afraid bitch
>>709066927
I too have the fear of nothingness
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liberal democrat man
woman
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selfman
>no real major fears
Ridiculeman
responsability man
Commitmentman
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Meme Man
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kek
>>709057456
Its gaybut
Darkman
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venereal disease man
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commitment man
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WomenMan
Existential Crisisman
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Mother Man
>>709060044
You americunts are retarded.
Go to Europe for 8 years, get a better degree, save 150k.
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Black-haired girl man
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Fisherman?
>>709058040
fuck you said it before me
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Spilt Spaghetti Man
>>709064961
oh yes it is
>>709066158
Tldr kill yourself
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>shartman
I hope the nintendo switch doesn't suck-man
Deathman
Or
Cursefailingman
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Cancerman
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Prolapseman
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Submechanophobia-man
>>709058703
Thats a good one
