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Spiderweb man
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homophobe
:^(
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>>709057456
Lonely man
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>>709057456
Crackaman
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Girlman
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>>709057456
Snek Man
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>>709057456
being-gangraped-by-thritytwo-walruses-man

my powers would be rather obvious
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>>709057456
Depression man
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niggerman
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>>709057456
niggerman
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>>709057456
Social man
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cuckedman
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FBIman
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Failureman

Wow, I'd be such a cool hero
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Polystyrene Man
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Peopleman
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>>709057456
Dickman
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shit i am spiderman
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>>709057456
Jailman
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>>709057456
That's not how batman got his name tho....
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Spiderman.
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Black Man
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>>709057456
Insanityman
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>>709057456
pointlessexistenceman
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>>709058137
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>>709057456
PartyvanMan
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Woman
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>>709058180
lol.

me is heightman
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Manlet-man
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Dopesickman
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>>709057456
poweroutageman
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Shadowman
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Commitment man.
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accidentman
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Tumblrman
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>>709058321
Aaaay
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>>709057456

Rejectionman.
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Anal sex.
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>>709057456
Batmanman
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Jap-man
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Out-of-Bud-Man
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Lifeman
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>>709057456

Wife is afraid of night so

Dark Woman

Im afraid of deep sea underwater things....

Idk a good one for that
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vaginaman
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>>709057456

Existential crisis Man
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Retarded offspring man
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Depersonalization Man
Special talent: making people question their entire existance
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>>709058579
>this
>kek'd
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>>709058472
Also known as Obligorman.
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>>709057456
Real life man
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>>709058544
deepseaunderwaterthingsman? Is this the word you're looking for?
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DroppingTheSoap Man
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>>709058502

Failure Man.
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>>709058056

FBImanMan
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Deathman
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Manwoman
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>>709058535
>I'm Batmanmanman
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Bossman.
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>>709057456
Federal Government Man
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>>709057456
Excruciating Torture Man, yay.
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>>709058220
yes it is
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>>709058544
>Im afraid of deep sea underwater things....

Thalassoman
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>>709057567
You'd be gayman
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>>709058544
Abyss Man
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just-kinda-people-in-general-man
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Spit in my food man
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Nightman
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>>709058544

Deep Man
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Shittingmyselfinpublicman
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Regressive left man
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Rising-interest-rates-man
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>>709057456
student loan at 8.6% interest man......
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>>709057456
ThePossibilityThatFemanistsWillFuckUsOverAndRuinEverythingWithTheirShittyIdealsMan
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Bancruptcyman
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>>709058619

Lol
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Murder Man. Somehow I doubt I'd be a popular hero.
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feministman
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Outsideman
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homoman
or faggotman
gayman
badabadabadabadabadabadabada
gaymannn!
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>>709057456
Height Man
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The Future Man
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>>709057456
copsknowman
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>>709057456
Ratman
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>>709057456
Rejectionman
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>>709058306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY0oWd7xQLw
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Niggerman
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>>709057456

Mommyman
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FailureAtLifeMan

wew
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HillaryMan

Special talent: rigging things to go right for me and me only. Also to cause a civil war.
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Commitmentman
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>>709059237
8.6? Cry me a fucking river, faggot.
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>>709059745
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Mortalityman
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>>709058090
hey we could team up together
also imagine how epic our powers would be, we can just make others fail
OP must /b/ nerf'd
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Reaponsibility...girl
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>>709057834
>obvious
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>>709057456
deathman
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>>709059913
190k at 8.6% interest............. ya....... it adds up. Don't go for a PHD
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>>709059265
Or Utopiaman.
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>>709057456
commitmentandsuccessfullifeman here
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>>709057456
girlman
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>>709059833
>Special talent: rigging things to go right for me and me only. Also to cause a civil war.

And creating and arming even more thugs that you will have to bring to heel.
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darkman
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>>709058544
>>709058706

marianaman? after the big hole
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Everythingman
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>>709057456
Dyingaloneman AKA ExistentialNightmareMan

He'll kill the shit out of you but it won't even matter because nothing really matters, man.
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SOCIAL INTERACTION MAN
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>>709060119

as known as shemale
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>>709058472
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4chanman
HOLY SHIT HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
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Niggerman
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NotBeingAChildMan
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>>709059955
are you at least good looking so you can escape them behind a rich husband
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Fishman.
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SpiderandbigassmaggotsIfindwhendigging inmybackyardman
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flyinginsectman
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>>709060345
>implying you can ever leave
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peopleman
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SKELETONMAN
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>>709057456
>manman
Fucking antropophobia
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>>709057456
Deathman
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>>709057456
baldman
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Mirror Man
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memeboy
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sexman
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feels bad man
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>>709060044
Holy fuck
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>>709057456
Manbat
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>>709057456
Existential Dreadman
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entropyman
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>>709059032
>comith
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AdultResponsbilitiesMan

With the power to pop a fuckton of Xanaxes and sleep all day.
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feetcutoffman
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>>709060839
>>709060842
these
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The mighty unemployman!
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Braindamageman
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Herpes man
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tfw oceanman
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>>709058579

ITYM: Potatoman

My brother is a potato, you should be scared.
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>>709061123
Power: take me by the hand
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>>709060345
Go ahead newfriend. You can leave 4chan. You can run as far as your legs will carry you. You can throw away your computer and live in the wilds free from technology. But you will NEVER be able to truly get away. We will always be with you. We will always be that little voice in the back of your mind. You cannot unsee what has been seen.
>you will always be one of us
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Mericanman
Trumpman
erectiledisfunctionman
rapedintheassman
cancerman
povertyman
homelessman
getscoughtfappingman
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>>709058471
>>709058472
I'm sensing a theme here
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Spacewoman
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(Ring) "Hello" "Hello, Dave?" "Yeah, this is Dave. Who is this?" "This is Jane." "Jane? Jane who?" "Jane" "Jane Jane?" "Jane. You met me at a party about 6 to 8 weeks ago and you said I was a real good sport." "Oh, Christ yeah. How are you, Jane?" "Pregnant!
....man
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>>709060861
>aaaAAAaa
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>>709060805
oh and I am not the worst....... MIT sloan school of business is 90k a year.......... some guys in my class have it worse.
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People knowing who i really am man
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>>709058544
aquaman
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>>709059265

I had a GF that was a feminist wth a capital F. She loved in the ass. Probably for th same reason business men pay dominatrix to beat the shit out of them.

>don't care had sex.
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Analrapeman
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Dogman

Well, I guess it'd be the first time in my life I wasn't a pussy...
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>>709057456
Abandonment man

I'd have the power to break up any relationship. Even friends
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spoderman
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feelsbadman
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Death Man

that sounds pretty cool actually
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No Race War 2016 Man
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warman
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>>709057456
oh shide
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>>709061981
shide
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Sea mine man
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>>709062047
fug
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>>709057456
Dreadofeverthyingaroundme Man

pls just fucking kill me im scared of the pain, villain
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>>709059955
whip out those titties or flee
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>>709057456
girlman
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Responsibilitiesman
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Alzheimer man
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>>709057456
daddy long legs man
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Tight Spaces Man
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>>709061472
Fatherman
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>>709057456
My children hurt man
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>>709057456
Blackman.
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>>709061975
>>709061900
at least one of us will be happy
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>>709057456
Bobcat Goldthwait... man...
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Talking to her at the bar Man
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girlsman
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Blindman
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Neverknowingtruehappiness Man

With the power to be Mildly Depressing and Awkward
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>>709057456
Shark Man
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running out of heroin man
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Headinjury man
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>>709057456
Captain Alimony
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PeoplefindingoutwhatIjackoffto Man

I'll expose your internet history to your mum m8
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>>709058703
war has changed
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>>709062265

this one got me...
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Funny how much you can tell of /btards with this information.

>>709057567
Fag

>>709057849
police officer

>>709058056
Pedo

>>709058211
Nigger
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4chan man
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Introducing: MENTAL BREAKDOWN MAN with the power to go into screaming fits followed by getting into the fetal position and crying hysterically! Watch as he amazes you by slipping deeper into alcoholism and social isolation in order to escape the existential crisis that is his life!
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MyPornFolderGetsFoundOutOrDeleted Man
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Living next to niggers man.
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>>709057456
losingmuhgains man
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LifeMan
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>>709057456
Waspman
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>>709059237
>>709059913
>>709060044
hahahahahahaha
8.6 what the fuck
government sponsored loans at 1% for me, thank you very much
also tuition is 2k a year here
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>>709057456
but that's fake. movies are not canon
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>>709062885
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>>709057456
Frogman!
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>>709057456
VirginityMan
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>>709057456

Knife fight man
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>>709063385
when i think about it, he looks like a useless piece of shit superhero.
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earthquakeman
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>>709057456
Skyman !
I just can't stand looking straight upward, gazing at the sky, I nearly always start panicking, some kind of reverse vertigo if you want.
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>>709063581
Thats a ninja turtle with no shell
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>>709063378
The Ku Klux Klan used the same logic as in that panel, to great effect.
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altitude-dude
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>>709057456
Rapist Mexicans man
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Short Fat Woman Man.
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Daddyman
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Blackholeman, maybe voidman for short.
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>>709057456
Rejection man
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>>709063309

2% here, and you get 250€ a month for free as long as you get your grades.
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>>709057456
Deathofmylovedonesman
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>>709063695
exactly, useless.
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>>709057839
I lolled
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>>709063708
except the KKK wasnt "black, terrible..."
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Societyman
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Millions of Wasps Man
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>>709058137
>>709058306
>>709059641
Gob Blezz Umberica
'sniff
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>>709064006
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>>709057456
Heightman? Agingman?
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>>709061814
Well yeah it sounds cool, but you'd be about the shittiest, most pathetic hero on the planet. Who the hell fears death?
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>>709057748
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>>709058893
no it isnt.
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>>709059955
let's see that dick bitch
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everything man
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timeman
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>>709058786
Tits or gtfo... It's the rules.
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>>709064006
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Prison rape man
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>>709064472
no, he is afraid of manwo's
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Underratedpostman
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>>709057456
Abandonmentman
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>>709057456
Getting Oldman
>Gary
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TheImplicationsOfTheWord"Forever"man
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insanity-man
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>>709060614
>>709059983
>>709058778

Heck yeah, deathmen, arise.

Scary not existing and being conscious anymore. It's all I know how to do.
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>>709064347
yes it is
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>>709057456
Yellowjacketman. Got stung several times as a kid by those evil things.
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>>709057456
Fedsman
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>>709057456
DUBBSMAN!
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>>709058306
Tito Dick Dickman, baby
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vampireman
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>>709057456
Imigration-man
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>>709057456
Muslim-man
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Rain man
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Mywifefoundoutaboutmysidebitch-man
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losingmybrotherman
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>>709058968
under-rated

>>709062958
I like you
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>>709057456
shemale jihadistman
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Anonymousman
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>>709064283
>Who the hell fears death?

Practically everybody, on some level.
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Passable trapman
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>>709057456
Nothing Except Logically Dangerous Man. I don't think I'm due a comic deal any time soon.
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Well, my fear is pic related so I guess..

Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
does whatever a facehugger can
Spins a dick, any size,
Catches bitches just like niggers
Look Out!
Here comes the Facehuggingman

Is he strong?
Listen Bud
He's got acid blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there!
There goes the Facehuggingman

In the chill of the night
At the scene of an outbreak
Like a streak of darkness
He infects just in time

Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
Friendly hive, Facehuggerman
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Cumming is his reward
Look out, here comes the Facehuggingman

Facehuggingman, Facehuggingman
Friendly failed containment, Facehuggingman
Wealth and fame, he ignores
Cumming is his reward
To him, life's a great explosion
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Facehuggingman!
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Society man
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Depression man
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Sharkman
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>>709057456
Captain Abandonment
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Homosexual dentist man
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Am I the only one? Heightsman
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>>709057456
Peaceful Religion man
>Muhammed
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>>709057456
Aquaman
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>>709057456
judgmentman
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>>709057456
Niggerman.
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Nothingman
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baldman
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10-inch-dickman :-(
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Wooman
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Panic attackman
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>>709057456

replytothispostoryourmomdiesinhersleep-man
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smoketoomuchweedman
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>>709059141
yeah be afraid bitch
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>>709066927
I too have the fear of nothingness
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>>709057456
liberal democrat man
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woman
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>>709057456
selfman
>no real major fears
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Ridiculeman
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responsability man
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Commitmentman
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>>709057456
Meme Man
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>>709067287
kek
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>>709057456
Its gaybut
Darkman
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>>709057456
venereal disease man
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>>709057456
commitment man
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>>709057456
WomenMan
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Existential Crisisman
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>>709057456
Mother Man
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>>709060044
You americunts are retarded.

Go to Europe for 8 years, get a better degree, save 150k.
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>>709057456
Black-haired girl man
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>>709058544
Fisherman?
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>>709058040

fuck you said it before me
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>>709057456
Spilt Spaghetti Man
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>>709064961
oh yes it is
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>>709066158
Tldr kill yourself
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>>709059060
>shartman
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I hope the nintendo switch doesn't suck-man
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Deathman
Or
Cursefailingman
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>>709057456
Cancerman
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>>709057456
Prolapseman
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>>709058544
Submechanophobia-man
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>>709058703
Thats a good one
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