Why're you still single?
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Why're you still single?
1. I am kind of a dick
2. Not much to look at
3. Jerk off too much
4. I rush things with new gfs
5. If they stay, I freak out when it gets serious
6. I pissed my pants in 11th grade at a comedy show (I was drunk but no one knew)) and everyone saw so no one wants me
There are probably more reasons
Been married for 7 years.
>>709052414
Because I dont want to get into a relationship thats going to drain my bank account in order to deal with the level of bullshit that women put out there. I would love to be with a woman, but that shit just rings in my ear every time, and I avoid relationships like the plague because of it.
>>709052414
Bc my girlfriend just broke up with me earlier today.
>>709052884
Then why the fuck are you responding
Because I'm a loser who just smokes weed and hangs out online
>>709052414
Why are you still single OP?
>>709053041
Because I can't stop getting singles.
Cause the only women who've ever been interested in me aren't worth it.
>>709052414
Because I am not good looking guy.
I've been texting this girl(we hungout once), we send each other pics of shit what other one is doing and stuff like that. But lately she just sees my messages and replies to me like tomorrow. Oh yeah and i asked her out like 3 times and every time something comes up. Any words of advice /b/, i don't want to die alone?
>>709054220
Give up on that one
>>709052414
TL;DR - I'm kind of a pussy
Because I didn't use my high school years going to parties every weekend. No female interaction pretty much from that period, except the usual girls in class, who were pretty meh and the few suitable ones were taken immediately. Internet is both a blessing and a curse, since it gives you entertainment and pretty much anything besides the aspect of a genuine female interaction - sex/feels.
Heeeeeere's university - bunch of hot bitches but they either act like teenagers, who drink every weekend, just like high school, or are yet again pretty kewl but always taken, because lol yolo swag we met at a party, anon.
Fell into a depression phase for some time after all girls pretty much said they already have some1 or "aren't my type".
Got enlisted in teh army, got over my depression, back to uni - o shit nigga depression again since tfw gf.
FF a week since I rebooted operation Not a Wizard Yet, do some sports, utilize my knowledge of places where there might be young females.
Atleast I'm trying to find new ways of meeting XX -cr(h)omos. If you have any hope left but not willing to use it, give it to me you fucking betas.
Bitches
The Palms of my hands are to harry to hide
>>709055050
Link me to your blog bro. Epic journal post
>>709052414
I'm socially retarded. Not awkward or insecure but just kind of autistic.
A healthy serving of autism
>>709053648
kek
>>709052414
not exactly sure, tell me what you think :
>21
>had 5 relationships from 3 months to a year, no soulmate here
>above average looks, nothing incredible, a few kgs of fat, a bit of muscle showing, average face without big flaws, can grow 95% of an adult beard (just lack a few cm² under mouth)
>style is something like 80% classic 20% metalhead, t-shirts, simple cargo pants, basic shoes, no jewelry or accessories or anything
>a two years degree I don't plan on using, currently studying to be sound technician
>into DIY, music, played go in a club a bit, climbing and a bit of hiking
>interesting conversation on various topics but total shit at smalltalk and initiating conversation
>tired most of the time so I'm often either hyperactive or almost sleeping, hard to focus on things
>self confidence : 50%. I think I'm good but I don't think women think so. So I think I'm not so good in the end.
Why am I single for at least 6 months between each relationship ? I can see why I'm not a pussy magnet but come on, 100% reject rate over 6 months ? Seriously ?
I feel like some women expect to be actively hunted by alpha males, and the others don't give a shit about relationships and even sex.
>>709054843
This
I have a kid and I can't keep a job
>>709052414
Anti social, no interest in the real world, starting to get realy racist because of /pol/, etc...
Em gonna hit wizard status next year in april so its all good.
>>709055215
not sure if shitposting or not - don't have any blogs but if u want to go full retard and get to know me, the link is here ;)
All you other anon homos too (no homo though), raid this email, make my day.
icbxfbgg at sharklasers com
>>709052414
Because I have a big Italian nose, besides that I have everything else nice. The nose makes me...well...me because it's unique. Without it I'd just be another face. Some chick I graduated with got a nose job, every time I see a picture of her I'm like "wow she has a bird beak nose now"
>girls can get any guy
>except the guys I want
>>709052781
It is not that bad to piss your pants from laugh tho.
>>709052414
Because I work way too much for a guy my age from what I'm told. I'm 19 and work at least 84+ hours a week. And I'm pretty socially awkward.
because she only likes me as a bestfriend
>>709052414
I'm not.
>>709056271
84+ hours a week? Thats basic slavery...
>>709055050
I'm not very optimistic but if you're a bit beta like me, you just have to meet a lot of girls and wait until something appears. In high school I went from a GF to another because girls everywhere. After that it was 100% male studies and mostly male activities and GFs became very rare...
Because I have one hand and for some reason people are so fucking shallow (gay guy btw, dunno if women would of been more accepting)
>>709056271
come on that's 12 hours a day, you wouldn't be wasting time in this shithole with us unemployed autists
>>709052414
i have a bad personality i guess
i am ugly
i am overweight
i don't act masculine
i am passive
i am not loud
i hardly ever talk
i never want any attention directed towards me
i work in a profession with not a whole lot of femanons
now i'm old as well so there are no more dating years for me
>>709057329
women are worse, if I were bi I would go full homo
>>709056271
>84+ hours a week
bullshit, what do you do?
>>709057563
I recently was talking to a guy online and after I told him he just stopped talking.. I don't understand why it's that big of a deal..
>>709057608
He is a programmer I'm pretty much sure.
Ive rarely left the house for 8 years. Cant even remember the last time i spoke to a girl
>>709057431
come on you're not 80, basically do a lot of sport, eat a lot of fruits and go meet ladies your will get 99 rejects and a girlfriend
We aren't official yet, asking her out within the next two weeks, just need the right time. Fucking beta fags, get off your computers and go talk to females.
>>709052414
cause im 5'4 small
>>709055199
That's a cool pepe, mind if I save it?
>>709052414
lol did you just get your first gf
>>709057735
sorry bro... You could try some sports, people would be like "hey that's the dude who plays xxxxx with only one hand, so cool !"
make it part of your character, crack a few jokes, make people comfortable with it... Just try not to be the guy who is constantly making fun of his lost limb.
>>709057431
Hugh Heff slammed young girls teens even when he was an old fart and there are a lot of 40-50 guys that still get poon. If you want something in your life, you have to be willing to work for it.
In your case i would say you HAVE to start doing some physical activities, it WILL give you atleast some hope but only if you are willing to believe it.
Go jog for 10, 15, 30 mins and do some basic excercises every 2, 3, 5 days and even if you dont get anything else, you still will have improved yourself. The feeling of being in a better physique, even if it is only a scrap, is a pretty good feeling.
>>709052884
that's worse than being single
>>709057982
yeah amazing, I was exactly like you two weeks ago.
aaaaaaaand it's a no
>>709058352
i don't know about op but this massive retard >>709057982 is working on losing his virginity obviously even though "it's not official yet".
>>709052414
Im not, Im dubs
>>709058188
all yours my friends
i have a terrible personality, real sense of entitlement. And i am unattractive.
>>709058383
It's a lot easier to joke about my arm (or any physical appearance) irl than online, online you can to specifically tell them you have it first. Also I do joke about it. But I hate sport, I'm just "the guy with one hand" to everyone
>>709052414
i wont beg
>>709058640
Thanks fam
>>709052414
>Autism
>Fat
>Not attractive
>Can't keep a friend more than about 2 months
>>709052414
i'm an ugly piece of sit and also a cunt
>>709057431
Start working out, that solves a whole shitload of your problems all at once. I do calisthenics, it gets you super in shape quick and it only takes like 10 minutes a day. Im 35 and I have girls chasing me around that arent even legal yet and women who are my age as well, men age like wine so dont worry about age. Once you get that shit handled, use the internet to find women and just focus on having a good time.
>>709052414
I'm MGTOW. If you aren't MGTOW you're most likely a cuck this day and age. Enjoy being a living breathing ATM for your sluts that trade up on you to any Chad that looks her way.
I'm fat. I'm always going up and down between 280-300. I'm pretty positive that if I wasn't fat, I would have no problem with women. A few times a year I'll randomly get inspired to get into shape but it never lasts long. I don't know why. It's probably because I'm a lazy fuck. I should probably just stop bitching and actually do what I need to do.
>pic related its me
>>709057982
Good luck! Let's see a pic of her anon
because I have autism and qt autism girls is just a big fat lie
I'm to busy lvl'n up my wizard.
>>709058470
this but be careful with the jogging part
>be me willing to get fit
>broke so no 500€/year activities (basically everything)
>buy a 100€ pair of shoes and go jogging
>start with 30mins like twice a week
>improve over a few months
>get to 45mins 3 - 5 times a week
>spine is like "lol nope"
after three days stuck in bed and a month of back pain I never ran again
don't be an idiot and overdo it
>>709052414
Because every girl I've asked out rejected me.
>>709052414
Going to boot camp in a month.
I don't need some dear John letter hitting me in the face about how she's banging some faggot while I'm training.
I'm overweight (169lbs, 5'8, 17, male)
I have too many hobbies and having someone in my life wouldn't leave me enough time to do all of them.
>>709058699
find a sport you like man. I was like you since birth, and I just found my sport last month. Now I must resist the urge to do it everyday, to let my still-weak-muscles rest.
>>709052414
because why buy the cow if you can milk a couple at the time for free
>>709052414
>Why're you still single?
28 and the last time I asked a girl out I was 11 (she laughed at me and then told her friends who also laughed).
>>709059123
come on you're not even fat-faced, there must be something else
>>709059287
Uhh... I'd say you just had a crappy spine m8, never heard this problem before. Neither did any of the 200 guys doing army basic training (morning jog, daily pumps, random sports classes) with me.
>>709052414
because humans are not meant to be monogamous
>>709058669
hi sheldon cooper.
Im still single bc i use mostly dating apps and im looking to talk a lot b4 netflix and chill. that doesnt jive with most people.
Because woman are fucking psycho chicken nugget eating alcoholics that need naps and some to be an emotional outlet for them. Seriously most of them are only in the relationship to get something out of you to begin with. I am waiting for robots to be my perfect fucking wife fuck it. What a shame to im not some Dorito eating neckbeard either.
>>709059541
MODS MODS MODS
Relationships don't appeal to me.
>started going out at 17
>lost virginity at 18
>29 atm
>had a few "serious" relationships
I've never really felt comfortable in any of them. I hook up with girls but I stopped dating or trying to have a normal relationship. I just felt like shit every time I was in one no matter how great the girl was.
Most of my high school/college friends are married and having kids and I can't imagine myself like that.
>>709059123
I am the same as you /b/ro
>>709059888
Nice trips
>>709056271
>work at least 84+ hours a week
Fuck that. What's the point? How can you enjoy life living like that? I work 35 hours a week in a job that pays well and is OK, and I still wish that I didn't have to work.
>>709052414
Got into a technical university and somehow stopped going out and pick up girls because much of a hassle and even if one night stands happen they aren't worth the trouble and I don't think I will find someone special either way
>>709053648
Lel.
Check em though
>>709059876
>morning jog, daily pumps, random sports classes
that's the point, I was like "run until it hurts and then run some more" without any other form of physical activity.
>>709052414
Because I don't know what I'm doing with my life...
I don't think im ready
dated a few girls
was a shitty guy
need to work on myself before I try to go after another girl.
Shitty thing right now is
My ex whom I recently broke up with wants to get back with me
We both love each other very much but
I don't want to end up hurting her by saying no and leaving her
or say
Im not ready to be in a relationship again
Im too nice.
>>709053847
Why? YOU'RE the loser here.
>>709052919
>Because I dont want to get into a relationship thats going to drain my bank accoun
with that attitude you won't even FIND the right partner, anon
>>709059541
>5'8 169 lbs
>overweight
how? the math doesnt make sense here. you have literally no muscle mass on your body only fat or you are not 5'8.
I am 170 lbs and around 5'9,5 and I am fit as fuck. +30lbs of fat and I am still not overweight.
>>709056271
That's including commute, lunch breaks, regular breaks, bathroom breaks, getting ready for work, and bullshitting on 4Chan, right?
>>709053992
on top of that you have bad self esteem~
>>709060537
I went jogging for 3 months in the summer to finally not be that last asshole still running in our sports class with the timer going "fuck that man, im out"
No back pain whatsoever, no other kind of exercises. Not dissing you anon, just think your back was made in China.
>>709060977
Sidenote; why is everybody on here so fucking short?
>>709054220
Depends, ya know?
>>709061118
confidence is everything. I am a 400 punds fedora neckbeard but I fuck 10/10s frequently because of my confidence. Bitches sense it
>>709055050
gtfo your comfort zone- if you got the guts
>24yo
>virgin
>no social skills
>no dating skills
>5'10/132lbs
>skinny_manlet.bmp
>sometimes egocentric and arrogant
>dick is 7' length/5'girth, so I don't even know if it's small or what (looks small)
>face is like 6/10
>legs hairy like gorilla, upper body hairless
why do you even ask... I can write news report on this shit...
>>709061317
Yea, of course.
I mean, I'm fucking Godzilla and broke, but I still bang 10/10 models in penthouses.
>>709052414
3-4 years ago I ended my relationship with my ideal soulmate. Since then I don't really bother with relationships. I get bored fast. One night stand is ok, few more times and I am tired and cut it off. I can't stand listening to all the bullshit and trival matters they are on about. Not to mention 9 our of 10 are dumb bitches and I cant talk to them for more than 10 minutes. That 1 out of 10 girl seems pretty nice but I withdraw too quick to see where it would lead.
I have my own business, make lots of money, generally you could say I'm a successful person. My relationships side is kind of ruined, but it doesn't bother me.
>>709061160
my back was probably made in china but still every doctor I saw told me I'm an idiot for going from couch slug to running almost every day in a short time
I might go back to running, with caution, after I make myself a strong upper body with other sports.
And I was talking to the "I'm fat and passive" anon, not to you fit guys
>>709061838
>ideal soulmate
Found your problem.
>>709061838
there never was a soulmate, the veil just got lived
you can't un-see the truth, but I think it's just growing pains
>>709061223
average height in my country but I know, the average is the new short. Women give me attention wherever I go. I can fuck almost anybody. I have an awesome long term relationship. My body is permanently ripped and muscular with 2x30mins of train/week and I have a 7,5inch dick which looks great on my stature. I think I can live with my shortness.
>>709061317
Not because of the money you spend on hiring them course.
>>709061731
I'm not him but I have a 5/10 pigfat and socially retarded friend who fucks tons of girls because he's funny and doesn't seem to give a fuck about anything.
Not saying this is not autistic work of fiction though
>>709062490
I don't hire them. I mean I pay for anything but that's what men do
>>709061231
How?
>>709052414
Because I keep thinking women like gentlemens
>>709062106
>fit guys
Nigga I started running 1 week ago after 4 months of doing absolutely NO physical activites, only nolifing.
>>709052414
i tell everyone its because relationships are boring, but how i really feel is that no one would date me, i tried a lot, but nothing comes out of it, im boring i guess, so i got inner peace knowing that its my fate to fap to death
>>709061436
I was at the same shoes as you. I work with the same stats too.
Dick is ok. Its def not small. Not too big either.
First thing is you have to dress better.
Then gain weight. you will look insanely different with +30lbs.
There is a good chance your posture sucks. Change that.
Train 30min 5 times a week. bodyweight exercises+weights. Mui importante: Eat atleast 3 times a day. Breakfast is the most important. No junk food. That shit makes you skinny.
No one care about ur hairy legs.
If I were you I would get a hooker. Lose your V card and you will see that sex is not a big deal at all (believe me). Instant confidence boost.
>>709054220
what are you, 18? it's clear that you're being too clingy. if you weren't, you wouldn't give a fuck if a random girl replies to you fast or the day after. my advice: take it easier, don't push, don't give the impression of a desperate virgin
>>709059123
you also look white trash
>>709063916
why would nothing come out of it? are you ugly or do you wear glasses?
Because I just can't get over my ex, even though I'm trying as hard as I can. Bitch fucked me up way harder than I thought she ever could.
>>709063794
Well I stand by
>don't overdo it
Seriously, I'm not telling you running is shit, millions of people run everyday. Try to read my posts. I'm just repeating what doctors told me : running is a violent sport, it can fuck up a weak back pretty quick.
Not a single one told me something else than "SWIM SWIM SWIM" but fuck that, I don't own an olympic pool.
because i am ugly and i don't put out like guys would want me to
>>709052414 Because I'm a sick sadistic fuck who enjoys, besides a large variety of women, leading women on, breaking their hearts and making them cry.
I revel the attention and have no interest in commitment. When alpha males with their girls give me death glares in the eye I get a hard on from knowing they see me as a threat :^)
My romantic commitment is to my own ego <3
>>709059123
just shave your neck beard and style your hair lol
>>709053847
Bruh. The Girls that usually hit on me are addicted to bath salts or metanights(fake Amish)
>>709065078
aren't you smart to compensate? must suck being ugly and retarded
>>709065677
kek
>>709055772
Are you me??
Because I have major psychiatric disorders that prevent me and will always prevent me from ever having the social skills necessary to succeed in having any girlfriend.
It sucks. I was condemned from day one.
Because i love all my female friends and love to kiss them and have sex with them. And you cant do that when you are comitted to someone.
>>709052414
Wtfs going on there is she gonna rape him?
>>709066302
kek you sount like Trump
Because after all this time, I still can't get her out of my mind.
>>709066520
It's called a kiss. She kisses him, you faggot.
Because I go for the wrong people
>made out with this girl on our first date
>been talking for a while
>her friends say she likes me but she also likes somebody else
>get called last night
>She declares that she loves me and misses me.
>long convo with her
>she apologizes for her attitude before
>(kicking me out of the apartment and such)
>she sounds drunk
>go to bed feeling great because girl I like loves me
>hour later get these texts.
Should I kill myself
>>709066638
Why does it look like his hands are tied and is regretting it
>>709066803
Don't associate with people that are apart of a fraternity or sorority,they are the most evil people you will ever meet
>>709052414
Because psychopath and haven't cared enough or tried because women are just sheep for the most part. Kinda very sad.
Okay this thread makes me depressed. The ammount of excuses are mind boggling.
For many of us nothing comes cheap in this life.
Ask yourself this: Do you wanna lose your virginity?
If the answer is yes then fucking WORK FOR IT.
Its not hard. Most of you can achieve it in 6 months.
Dress better.
Read books.
Train 5 times a week. Dont have to do more than 30mins.
Eat 3 times a day. Dont eat shit 24/7.
Stop drinking. Alcohol kills gains.
Go to parks or public places and talk to people when you are ready.
I know, most of you have an excuse already why this will not work. Fuck that. Do it.
Also I am pretty sure most of you sitting before a screen 10 hours a day. Bad news: your posture sucks. Good news: It is izi to change.
>>709052414
I gave up, I'm in my 30's been married. I'm fucking done
I have crippling anxiety and depression haha
>Girls are only in for cheap sex
>They're too high maintenance
>I have problems with people telling me what to do
>Don't feel like paying for dates with retards
>My interests are weird
>Almost all of them are hideous
>>709064206
>dress better
dressing like this
>get a hooker
no money for that man, broke ass student here
I actually started with changing my diet. Added a lot of veggies, fruit and milk products. Now I am about to join gym but first i need to scrap some money for month membership, will do bodyweight meanwhile.
>>709067470
bruh, are you on medication? has it always been like this?
>>709067293
>izi
Is-EE would be the correct way to pronounce that
>>709052414
>Why're you still single?
Why shouldn't I be single?
I'd like a list of pros and cons on being in a relationship versus staying single
>>709052414
I haven't tried not to be single
>>709052414
because i didnt want to kiss her in the first date and she started ignoring me
>>709052414
Because women are manipulative overly-entitled sociopaths who're capable of divorcing you, taking half of your shit even if she didn't earn it, and all while fucking Tyrone and blackening out this planet one nigglet at a time and spreading crime, poverty, etc. across the globe.
>>709067633
>Girls are only in for cheap sex
u wut?
>They're too high maintenance
no, they are not. if you are nice to them they will give you almost anything
>I have problems with people telling me what to do
sucharebel.jpg
>Don't feel like paying for dates with retards
you never pay on the first date. you drink or do something free. fucking amateur
>My interests are weird
mlp and 1000times folded katanas I guess
>Almost all of them are hideous
so you are ugly. now I understand everything
aspergers is strong with this one
>>709068797
And i also say a lot of shit when im drunk
>>709067118
this, theyre all super cunts
>>709067293
i do most of this though
>>709068882
>1000times folded katanas
>kek'd
>>709068856
this is bullshit
blaming women instead of blaming yourself is the most beta thing you can ever do
>>709069076
So you want me to blame myself for their trashy behavior?
Seems like "irrational woman" logic to me. Nope. You can keep Tyrone, his big dick, your welfare checks, etc.. and I'll just keep my freedom, monies, sanity, etc..
i'm way too much unlucky
kinda cursed
>>709069441
Yeah, because every women is the same basic bitch
Get your shit straight fag
"freedom, monies, sanity". Sharing these things with someone is a lot better than "enjoying" it alone
>>709069554
It's not extreme misfortune. Nope. It's just women being manipulative overly-entitled sociopaths who're capable of divorcing you, taking half of your shit even if she didn't earn it, and all while fucking Tyrone and blackening out this planet one nigglet at a time and spreading crime, poverty, etc. across the globe.
Girlfriend left me for another guy and over the past two months nothing has gotten better
>>709069711
Sharing anything with someone means you're going to enjoy less of said "anything". I'd rather not share because when you give an inch, they always take a mile.
>>709069995
yeah, die alone then
>>709070082
You spelled "happy" wrong.
>>709058952
What's your work out routine? How do you find girls on the net?
>>709070203
To each their own man
>>709053992
Protip: ugly guys can still get a girlfriend. An ugly girlfriend, at least.
It's complicated, man. I'm kind of insecure. I get shy around girls I like. You know when you stay up late at night thinking of all the breathtaking things you'd say to win her over, then you see her and you're like "Oh hey" and that's it? I fucking hate it man but I'm as beta as they come. I think I have some sort of deep seated misogyny too. Thanks mom.
>>709070342
You're either a fem, a Chad, or a terribly inexperienced joe.
because my gf and I just broke up after dating for 6 years.
that is also why I am on /b/
she just moved out Friday. we had been living together for 4 years. I was planning on proposing on our vacation we were going to take next month. need to take the ring back tomorrow.
shit sucks /b/. it really does
>>709070342
I can't tell if it's bait or if he's too bitter and will die a lonely old man
>>709052414
been divorced for almost 3 years. bitches be crazy and whores are cheaper than having wife or gf
>>709052414
Stop pushing you're agenda on me faggot.
Being single is the single most important thing a heterosexual male can do for themselves in this day and age.
>>709070908
best thing that could've happened to you. you'll get over it. fuck being married or having a gf
>>709052414
I'm not.
After 3 years of being a fucked up little pissant i got my shit together and started dating my current gf over 7 months ago.
If you're lying to yourself that being single is amazing and you're a white 20-something man who don't need no pussy dragging you down - just get in a relationship man. i thought the same kinda shit before i met this woman (all women are cunts, gold diggers and manipulators - shoutout to my bitch ex). Not all of them are cunts, you can find a girl who will actually be glad to see you, will want to fuck you whenever you want, doesn't care about money, supports your decisions (even if she disagrees) etc. You just gotta put in effor and find them.
>>709052414
I enjoy my personal and financial freedom. I prefer to focus on my hobbies and invest time/money/energy into them instead of keeping some woman around.
>>709052414
25 now haven't dated since I was 20. Kinda just stopped looking and caring about it. I do the occasional 1 night stand that's about it.
>>709052414
dick does not work
>>709052414
I'm not, I'm a happy motherfucker
>Peaked in highschool.
>Best relationship was when I was 15 and dating a 13 year old.
>Best girl, waifu material
>Her mom died when she was little /cancer/.
>Dad never got over it, drank in front of the TV all day.
>She cut herself.
>Then she met me.
>Head boy, played Prop on the rugby team, big crew of bros that i basically ruled.
>Her really shy, me really confident.
>within a week she'd become happy, stopped cutting.
>She devoted herself to me. Slept at her house, talked sports with her Dad, my family loved her.
>Happy family.exe.
>Did stuff with her that you really should'nt do to a girl that young. She was so innocent, she gave me so much.
>With her for years.
>Other girls eyeing me up, successful, athletic, alpha dog.
>Fucking jealous bitch blondie who i friendzoned ages ago says i should leave waifu for her.
>No way.jpeg
>Waifu hears about it. Crys. Paranoia, Jealousy erupt. Can't go out with friends, needs me with her 24/7. Still can't handle it. Thinks i must be cheating, how could i want a girl like her etc. I was always faithful.
>Dumps me
>Fucking dead inside.
>Wake me up, Can't wake up.mpv
Never recovered. No girl can compare to her
>I'm jaded, spiteful, selfish and cruel now.
>I don't have a heart anymore, she took it. And no one else is worth my feelings anymore.
Because of large chemical imbalances in my brain that make me a useless person in general. Ladies don't want me. I need to commit suicide very soon, out of necessity rather than depression you see.
>>709071686
same my nig
>>709067118
She didn't join one till after I met her
I was married 20 years and with her a total of 24. If that hasn't taught me to stay single, nothing will.
>>709052414
im kind of autistic and i dont realise the signals that girls are sending
>>709053201
So why are you still single?
everyone seems to find a new flaw. so far everything is wrong. I am not funny, intelligent, rich, handsome, tall, ripped, average penis, boring life, just boring to be around.
>>709071712
That's rough dude.
I guess she never really trusted you.
I'm mentally unstable, never had a relationship last longer than 6 months. You wouldn't realize it at first. I can't help myself from being incredibly manipulative even when I try to be mindful of my actions. I'm not even sure if I feel emotions like I should.
In my head, companionship sounds nice but I have an unrealistic ideal of what a partner should be, unrealistic in this day and age at least. I can't help but see them as a tool in the endgame. I usually target submissive women, as they are easier to control.
I'm not sure if I get tired of them and just push them as far as they can go mentally til they leave. It's as if I feign emotions not to them, but for me.
Why do I do this, and why can't I control it...? This is the first time I've really thought this in depth about it.
For the record, not trying to be edgy and I'm not ugly or awkward in social situations, though I prefer being alone. Could use some insight.
>i look like a white trash inbred low iq scumbag
>cant blame girls for not wanting to do anything with me because i look like a white trash inbred
>if i was normal i wouldnt wanna have relationships with abnormal people either
Ain't nobody like me
>>709052414
cause I'm ugly, simple concept. women will chat with me until they see me. I feel I am living The Phantom of the Opera. I just need a mask.
>>709052414
'Cuz bitches ain' nothin' but ho's and tricks
>schizoid
>black
>>709072235
I really loved her man, I'd had girlfriends but nothing felt like being with her.
I guess. Blondie was nearer my age, Lived near me. etc. Still a fucking bitch though.
>>709072270
I have a friend who's exactly the same as you. I wish he'd burn in hell. I wish the same for you too, you fucking sociopath.
>>709056229
I'd totally go for a girl with a big nose
>>709072512
You're average looking, but not horrible.
>>709056999
Trips of truth
>>709052414
Because I'm a pick-up artist
>>709072775
Noted, why is he your friend though, if you have so much disdain for him? I can't really say I have true friends. Just people in my life that are relevant to where I am in life. So I'm not sure.
>>709073192
>PUA
>surfing /b/
>>709057329
You can just be like "I only have one hand but that means I have 2 hands worth of experience with it ;) "
I've been single since 2005. In my second-hand experience from watching other men (especially former high school friends) get into relationships/marriages, a relationship will only hinder a man's progress and eventually lead to a decline in his overall mental and physical health. As women in don't find me attractive, I've come to grips with the reality that I'll likely be alone for the rest of my life, so I just take solace in my hobbies and personal freedom.
Also, pic related.
>>709073650
There's a place for people like you to find wives, actually a few. Philippines, Thailand, Malaysia... as long as you're white and have money.
My girlfriend left me a month ago today, said we need a "break"... I rarely hear from her, which is okay I suppose. It's weird though, some days I'm completely over her, and others I'm constantly near tears because she's gone... It's already been a month, like fuck /b/ros, I don't have the heart to completely let her go, but at the same time she dropped me like a rock and left me, why can't I do the same? We used to talk to each other every day and it just dwindled to talking once a week in the period of 1 fucking day, she flipped like a light switch. August 4th was the day she started to change... I don't want to drink because I want to handle my problems sober, but it's getting increasingly difficult to do that.
All I really want to do ultimately is make her feel jealous of me somehow, like INCREDIBLY jealous that she left me... How do I do this, I've started working out and partying and I've gained a few hobbies but I still feel like I'm inadequate to her... Fuck i keep going back and forth between emotions as well, like one minute I'm fucking infuriatied that she dropped me so easily, and the next I'm happy that she's growing up and going to university, and then I feel depressed because I spent so long on this girl and I don't even think she liked me.... I need confidence guys like fuck...
>>709073819
I have money, but I'm black. So, that's another barrier to actually being in a meaningful relationship that I've gotten comfortable with. Plus, it means I won't have to worry about kids so...there's that.
I dont like being held down
>>709073034
Something most shallow cunts we call "women" would say.
>>709052414
Because I want to be.
>and I'm a piece of shit.
i have that "that boy aint right look", i just dont look normal, its like am a failed genetic experiment or something
>>709074130
Just imagine she's out there fucking every guy she can, and have it motivate you to bang every chick you can. Go to clubs, festivals. Take lots of pictures with chicks, get drugs it always makes the ladies drop their panties. Then if she does get jealous and come back, don't take her back. Drop her like she dropped you. Teach her a lesson in humility. You ķnow she will just do it again when she wants other dick. Find one that won't do that. Don't waste your time and well being on a cunt.
>>709073819
Go to Germany, white German women have a thing for black men because it's so rare to see there. At least it was 10 years ago. Dunno about now
>>709074790
>>709074867
I've heard of that, but eh...I'm not sure. Plus, the last thing I'd want to do is piss off German men. I had a German professor who kind of looked like Kate Micucci, and that was kinda nice.
femanon here.
I've known this guy for a while, we met back in spring. We agreed in august that we both felt something for each other but I wasn't ready to date anyone at that time.
I'd totally date him now, but the idea of it scares me a little. When you're dating someone, you either break up or end up spending your whole life with that person.
I'm probably just afraid of losing him.
>>709074130
>she dropped me like a rock and left me, why can't I do the same?
Because she is already letting someone else empty his balls inside of her. Someone else is fucking her while you're thinking of her. You won't make her jelaous, because in her world you don't exist.
This began way earlier than you think. Chances are she already fucked someone when you were together.
You can't forget someone by fucking others. Delete her from your phone and social media, it won't solve anything but it will speed up the process. There is no coming back after stuff like that, unless somehow she decides she made a mistake. But then, good luck with trying to trust her again. It won't work.
>>709074790
not really theres loads of blacks in germany, muslims, africans, turks, bosnians, any shade of black u want, all those brave german soldiers in ww2 basically died for nothing
>>709052884
Unlucky.
>>709065239
wew lad
>>709075170
Whats the first 3 letters of your first name.
>>709075247
Yeah I figured after hearing about the refugees there. R.I.P Germany
>>709075170
Is your birthday in June?
>>709076046
nah m8
>>709052414
1.not the best looking
2.too chickenshit to ask grills out, when I do they turn me down because I have autism
3.skinny penis
4.fat
>>709076475
Just end it.
That is pretty much how I've seen her for the last 2 months (she left for university on September 5th and broke up with me on the 23rd). She has a problem with her vagina, so she's scared of sex, so she's still a virgin, she even denied a guy asking for sex before we started going out. She changed a lot when she went to uni, and I believe it's because her room mate was/is a complete slut and drug user, just a typical white blonde university student. But anyways I'm getting side tracked. I'm not holding my breath for this girl, believe me I'm not. And I know I can't say that she's special because there are other women out there. But god damn she set my world on fire and I enjoyed every minute of it.
I want to go out and just fuck everything and make her jealous but damn I also feel bad because I just go through the thought of "what if she's waiting for me" you know what I mean? I understand that is a pussy way to think but it stops me from taking advantage of drunk girls when I'm at parties and what not. But I thibk when I either see her with a guy, or something that'll send me off the chain, I'm gone, and I'm going to go fucking crazy with women and nobody will be able to stop me.
I do believe she deserves a good guy though, she's not a cunt. Shes just stressed out. Ive known her for 4 years now and believe me that she never really gets like she did with me without a good reason.
>>709052781
Wow, you are one pathetic loser
Whenever I go on a date with a women I like I get extremely nervous and have a hard time being myself and feeling comfortable. Also, girls that I might feel comfortable with I end up moving to fast or avoiding my behavior that attracted them in the first place.
this is why
https://soundcloud.com/chemical-toilet-1/memes-from-a-payphone
I spend too much time feeding my meme addiction. my cringy music is my life
>>709052414
1. Good looking
2. Playing hockey
3. Am funny when with the right people
4. Also doing motocross
5. Shy to ask girls out if I dont know they actually like me, but can ask if I know they are interested.
6. idk wtf is wrong with me.
>>709075573
germany will have another hitler sooner or later and man shit will go down
>>709055050
Did you retire or just do 4/6 years?
>>709059194
I mean I guess
>>709059194
I live in a white trash area. But I wouldn't consider myself white trash
>>709059194
I look like a baby when I shave
>>709076615
>"what if she's waiting for me"
She isn't trust me. move on dude.
>>709052414
>Still single
>still
implying i ever want to change.
>>709075236
Meh, honestly I'll just ask her when she comes back from uni on her Christmas break, she wants to visit my school and talk to everybody again because she "misses them" it's a bit depressing to think that if you miss someone you could at least text them you know. I'll just talk to her then and hope for the best I suppose, but in between that time and now, that is my improvement time.
If she didn't actually do anything in uni then I would happily take her back... but if she started fucking other men and lying to me, I want her to feel guilty if she actually did something in uni, I want her to break down and cry and beg me to come back, I want her to feel as hurt as I have, and I want her to watch me leave as she's sobbing on the floor screaming my name...
But that'll never happen.
I wouldn't even be mad with her if she was just honest with me and she told me what she really wanted, like she told me she wanted to get back together later, but I know that's probably not true, but if she told me that she was bored of the relationship I probably would have been moved on by now you know?
I'm not, but I feel this might change soon. Also I'm suicidally depressed.
>>709052414
I don't get out much.
Why just suicide when you can homicide too? Not like you'll have any consequences.
>>709052414
Last relationship ended badly. Since then, either the interest hasn't been mutual, or they've lived too far away. I'm not going to settle for less just so I'm not single, so who knows when I'll meet someone next. Not stressing about it, though. Relationships eat up a ton of time that I don't have right now anyway.
I have autism.
>>709077903
Point taken, I'll find out around Christmas time what her ultimate goal is, i have no desire to fuck other women right now because I still feel like this break up is fresh in my mind because she was my first...but until Christmas I'm going to continue working out and just focusing on my schooling, because that's all I really can do at the moment
Because I have better things to do rather than listening to some asshole talk about how much $$ he makes, what he's doing to his sports car, how everyone he works with is an idiot, yada yada yada It gets old hearing someone only talk about themselves. I need a decent, two-way conversation
Bump for time
I probably have adhd, am brown, and 5'11 but built like a tank with beer belly
>>709052414
I'm not
Do you know the odds of a magic ship just falling from the sky for no reason? About 0.00001%, but really, those odds don't mean anything, especially to you. The only odds that matter are life and death, and they're about 50-50. So congratulations! You survived. You beat the odds. Barely.
>>709052414
Because I fuck things up. I meet sweet guys, but then I remember the assholes I used to date and I fuck everything up.
Also I'm kinda getting over this guy I used to date, my friends just say "get over him". But I simply can't.
>>709052414
1 I'm in the Marines
2 combat engineer don't want to Window someone
3 I'm a man of few words
4 can't stand stupid people
>>709052414
1. I haven't had a job in a year.
2. I'm poor and about to get thrown out of my apartment.
3. I live in an industrial backwater town where everybody knows everybody, and I don't want any of the women here and they don't want me.
4. I have a drinking problem.
5. Who the fuck cares?
>>709076816
yea I know....
I always hope that some random act of God/Nature will kill me so I don't look like a coward for shooting myself
Oh yeah, I forgot, most people are damn stupid, which is a no go...
>>709078067
you are either baiting or naive, you will never learn
>>709052414
Short
>>709052414
>currently unemployed
>gain weight due to being at home and depression
>acne scarring my face
>lost confidence
>got no car to go in out due to an accident
>too much homework to go out
>classes is a sausage fest
>I'm not the guy that goes up to women randomly in a place like a mall or a bar.
>I don't own a to myself nor do I have my own room for privacy
I'll stop here.
No bullshit, i'm in a relationship with a succubus and every time i date a girl she sabotages everything. even set a bitches house on fire once.
A 8/10 friend of friend started talking to me out of the blue. Texting me all the time, fb messaging etc. suddenly she asks me to go down to London with her to see a show at the ICA. Go with her, have a great time but was too much of a pussy to make a move, I think to myself that I've blown it. After that, to test the waters i brought up this film night we talked about having (I live a good hour away from her) and suggested that we could have it at mine. She said she'd love that and asked if she'd be able to stay the night, though it would have to be after she gets back from Korea as that it was only a week before she left. She still keeps texting to me in the meantime. A few days after I go to the city in which she lives to visit my parents and that night she ends up coming out with me and my friends and we danced together for a couple hours non-stop, she pushes her body into mine, we get closer and closer. Her work friends interrupt and she abruptly has to leave as her taxi has arrived. The next day I ask her to go get some food with me (the day after she was off to Korea for a month) and I tell her that I'm into her, she says that thinks i'm absolutely lovely and loves hanging around with me but doesn't want to get into a relationship. I was pretty dumbfounded, afterwards she texts me about some random shit because I assumed she felt bad. We don't talk for a few days, which I kind of expected would happen but then she texts me and apologises for not being in contact. She's also been texting me 3 or 4 times a week even though she's in Korea. WTF guys, am I crazy or this girl sending some next level mixed signals?
Women seem to be a stress inducing headache and not worth the benefits.
>>709081921
Are you in an open relationship?
>>709081919
*I don't own a place to myself nor do I have my own room for privacy*
>>709052414
https://discordapp.com/invite/CFV8r?utm_source=Discord%20Widget&utm_medium=Connect&username=nigger
>>709052414
Ill try to explain it to you, you slimy sleezebag. I have some sort of high standards and I also think that i'm so emotionally developed it's really hard for me to connect with someone.
>>709059123
If you lost that weight you could actually pull in any girl you want, man.
>>709081977
fucking typical attention seek behaviour right there. Get this girl out of your life bruh.
I usually rush things whenever I meet a grill
>>709081977
Fuck someone else.
She'll quickly be all over you.
>>709052414
I have higher standards for girls than what I can realistically pull. Girlfriend in high school was the hottest girl in the school but I was like a King there plus still had good skin, good hair etc. Now I'm 20 and balding, always physically ill, mental illnesses developing, and I also have Oral herpes so once girls here figure that out it'll be the last nail int he coffin. Still can get laid every now and then though so not bad
I'm fat and don't know any chicks. I'm 21 and never been on a date
>>709082696
Yeah but how would she know with out me just telling her, which would be very much out of character for me?
>>709060660
What a fucking faggot you are.
>>709082840
Go bald, treat the herpes. You're fine. I think you're over exaggerating. The situation isn't as bad. The only thing you've lost is your hair.
>>709058540
KEEEEK
>>709082086
Well i'm free to try and date but she makes my life hell if i do.
>>709052414
idk y
>>709081977
yeah women tend to do this shit. She basically doesn't want to commit to you but is pleased with the amount of attention you're currently giving her. I would suggest not talking to her for a while or at least very infrequently. If you're really into her, then just wait. If she likes you she'll come a runnin'. It might even make her like you more. Good luck, anon.
I don't leave my house I'm scared of social interaction I've been isolated for so long that I wouldn't know how
>>709063794
Well done, you have the body of a 12yr old boy. Do you even lift?
>>709083133
Thanks man. Appreciate this more than you know.
>>709072028
That is fucked up man.
Did you tell her what a terrible thing that was to do to someone?
>>709056308
Respect to this guy
I like being alone way too much.
Because I am a lazy fuck who can't get off his ass to work out or do anything valuable with his life
Freak way the fuck out even when it gets a tad serious
>>709053031
Same
>>709057786
sounds about right kek
>>709052414
because I push everyone I know away from me
>>709067118
What makes you say that?
>>709081977
Well she certainly sounds like a stress inducing headache but there are some cool chicks out there. Forget about this one though.
>>709067293
Your "advice" gave me a good laugh. Thanks for that.
>>709052414
Cus your mom does not want to get a divorce....
>>709052414
>I'm lazy and never brush my teeth
>Broke, jobless car-less and homeless
>Waste my time doing stupid shit that doesn't help make my life better
>ADHD has made me boring to converse with the same person over a long period of time
>I only like blowjobs
>I'm prone to being over protective
>I'm paranoid of the most random shit
>>709082194
more like your GAY AHHAHAAHAA
no one truly loves a cripple
fetish faggots don't count
>>709052414
>Hate every person I meet
>Smoke like a chimney
>Drink like a fish
>Not willing to settle
>Not a pretty face
>>709083959
There's things I wonder. I'm pissed off about it but I can't be mad at her. It's not me. But the stuff that was said in the call was too specific to what she has done. And it sounded like her also.
>>709052414
Because the only reason to pay the insane cost of keeping a woman around is if you have kids.
And you'd have to be out if your god damn mind to think having kids is a good idea for anyone at this point.
Save your money. Want to piss it away on something stupid that will make you feel good? Buy a fuckin sailboat. A classic wooden one even. It'll still be cheaper, and will last longer.
>>709056229
Tits or Nose
>>709085757
So she is just lying about it?
Girls are weird, man. Do they all do this kind of stuff?
>>709085888
trips of truth
Becasue loves overated and maintaining a relationship at my age is a massive waste of time.
>am 20
Just got dumped today actually
