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What's the most alpha thing you've done or said to a person of the opposite sex?
>>709031089
my gf is at home so i can only fuck you
>>709031501
didint work btw
I caught an ex cheating
She was in tears and asking me not to leave her that it was a mistake and she didn't mean to
I calmed her down, told her everything would be alright and to come over to tell me why she did it
While she was coming over I packed all her shit in trash bags and waited
She told me her story and I could tell she was happy and thought she would get away with what she did
I said something like "thanks for telling me why you did that, here's all your shit we're done"
Don't know if it counts but I felt proud as fuck that day
About to fuck this chick tell her to suck my dick so I don't haft to go in dry she looks at me like I asked her to commit murder for me and say no so I looked her dead in the eyes and said your not coming back after this fucked her and went to sleep woke up an she was gone never talked to her again
she didn't chose me
I fucked her childhood best friend
"I want to eat your pussy"
>>709031089
I took her bra off
That's it...she said she usually cries during sex and being in my dorm with thin walls I opted to do nothing
>>709031861
You should be proud as fuck. You're the man.
>>709031861
You're the man. Repck it.
so many great memories
fucking a taken girl, having told her i don't feel like hanging out if we're just going to be friends.
one of the best feelings is announcing you're going to accomplish something massive in the face of lots of doubters, and then doing it. way more alpha than doing it to just 1 person IMO
>>709031089
When i use my pick up line.
I stand having a nice cigarette at the local party place, slut comes up and asks if she can have a cigg.
"No"
"Why not?" slut says indignantly casue they are used to getting everything they point at.
"Because i dont think you have nice enough tits"
I have never seen as much tits in my life when i used this.
>>709031089
I asked a girl for her number and got it...
...but she wouldn't text back
>>709033617
that's cool, i'd try it except i don't smoke cigs because they're fucking retarded
but it does finally provide a good enough reason to support smoking cigs i'll give you that
There was a girl I had a seen around a few times. Her and I were smokin a cig. As we were walking back in, I said "wait." She looked at me, I grabbed her by the throat started making out with her and grabbed her ass a bit. After a 10-15 seconds of that I stopped, looked her dead in the eyes, and walked back in. 15 minutes later she walks up to me and says "do you wanna get out of here?" We went back to my car.
>>709034052
continue
>>709031089
Girlfriend (now wife) had a rape fantasy and asked me to do it at some point and make it convincing. So one day while we were at home she accidentally dropped milk on my new jeans so I did it, beat her, and slapped her around senseless and at the end asked her whether or not it was good...
Does that count?
>>709034718
Id slap the bitch too if she gave me milky jeans
>>709031089
I once found a slag passed out drunk at a bus stop, carried her home, and when she woke up in the morning I made her eat all the eggs I had in my house.
told them to FUCK OFF
NO FAP OLYMPICS FUCK YEA!!!!!
>>709034984
I love her to bits, but In retrospect I was actually genuinely mad and saw an opportunity to beat her and get away with it...
RIP crisp 501 jeans
>>709034985
Did you make her tell you what happened?
I slept with a married chick once. I'm a skinny white dude (5ft 6, about 150lb), she was puerto rican (nice tits, real pretty), and her husband was a 7ft 250lb+ black guy. A couple days later I went over to their apartment and played xbox with him. Eventually he found out, and got ahold of my phone number. Called me a few times and threatened to kill me. Nothing ever happened though. About a year later I saw him in the news. He tried to burn down the house she was staying in. (they were separated.. had a lot of problems in their marriage. Far before I came along)
Good times...
>>709031089
I often spurt out stuff that I don't even take seriously myself. Things like "hey you should buy me a drink", "come sit on my lap" or "choke yourself on my cock". It's amazing tho how many of these madwomen actually do it. I think it's because I'm not pleading or negotiating, I just tell them to do something. And the submissive little creatures they are, they just do it. Honestly, women are exactly like beta men. Take lead, tell them what to do. Makes life easier for everyone.
>>709035664
Sounds like some movie shit
Had grill over for sexy time. All night bangin. Next morning as she is leaving my ex-wife pulls into the drive. She asks who the fuck grill is. Say my lil sex toy. Ex-wife commences full on rage spasm pushes me into the house then rage fucks me.
shit was so cash...
Girl, I've got a little book here, and it has two sections, one for people who chicken out and one for those who don't.
Right now your name is going into the "chicken" part.
>>709037016
Me again, I actually got the idea from Deathproof, worked wonders multiple times!
>>709037163
Badass Movie
>>709034718
What was her response?
>>709031089
Was at the mall with my ex, she had me hold on to her phone, dude texted her, found out she was cheating. I confronted her and left her there
Ben Fischbein
Had a girl come over to just fuck. Told her exactly how to finger herself and to suck on panties. Knowing she was a slampig she did as i watched. Raging boner for a minute. Then i realized who she was and i was hungover as shit. Lose boner. Shes half way there i say hold that pose ill be right back with something youll like. She does. I go to man cave and play overwatch. 10 minutes later i see her peek in and hear muffled yell and my door slam. Text her around lunch time. 3 hours later. "I had a good time with you. I hope to do it again some time heart winky face". Some fuckin hoes man.
I work in radio. When I first started, I was incredibly shy and could barely speak more than two words to anyone casually, but I was eager to prove myself to my boss.
One day, he had me go out to a rival station's remote broadcast and prank their most popular DJ. I won't go into the story because no one cares, but it was a success.
I had a balls of steel for a week after that. A couple of days later, I walked up to the girl I was in love with at the time and said, "We're going to see Iron Man on Friday. I'll pick you up at 6, and I hope you'll wear that dress you wore to your sister's graduation last year."
We dated for two years before she left me for a chick. Guess the magic wore off.
Fathered her children.
>>709037425
Gay marige is legal so lesbins can marry i one day hope to mary a lesbin
>>709037524
beta as cuck
Found out my ex had been cheating, hate fucked her, came on her face and had her clean my cock- said "I hope you remember what a real man tastes like" and dumped her ass right there.
Then I had her sister start a rumor that we fucked. Shit was cash
>>709036272
9,999 times this fails and anon gets smacked backwards over a table.
The ONE time it works, anon thinks it's because it's something he said and not because he ran into a completely desperate, basement-dwelling, no-class-having shitbag of a woman who would just as soon fuck a dog in the alley as any man that said anything to her.
>>709037792
This guy said it correctly. Just wondering your age...
Met a girl online through a site I used to frequent. Lots of dirty texting and occasional cam sessions. Business took me out her way once.
Despite her having a boyfriend I told her she was mine for the weekend. She let me do anything to her no matter how degrading. Movie theater blow job, bareback in the hotel, pissed on her, fucked her ass even though she said she hated anal.
Made her answer calls from her boyfriend while we fucked.
She had a rape fantasy which we roleplayed several times.
Made her get me off while I watched another girl masturbate on one of the chat sites.
She liked being used and abused.
>>709037792
dude it works more than not. Next time a chick comes up to you at a party tell her you're going outside because the music is too loud to talk or some shit. She'll follow you like a puppy dog. Just lead her somewhere more private, tease her a few minutes, then kiss her. it's fucking easy man. You just have to lead.
Gave a girl a facial in a classroom while her boyfriend was downstairs printing things for a group project he was doing all the work for. She had to walk to the bathroom with cum on her face to clean up.
>>709038272
Oh yeah leading is easy. Its the mix of other friends and timing is a huge part. Learned this way too late
Cucked an Arab bodybuilder, in his house.
Back story is the girl I was seeing wanted a 3-way with another girl, she called up her friend who we thought was gay, made plans for a Saturday morning. The day finally comes, we call her, she says she's over her friend's house and we're invited. Turns out she was trying to get her boyfriend to bang my ex, happened a completely different way- I fucked both of them on the couch and blew my load on their faces in front of him, then me and his girl fucked some more. She said I had the biggest cock she'd ever seen. He told me to leave, then threatened to call the cops after.
started a new job.
quickly learned there was a hot single milf that everyone wanted to fuck but she wouldn't give it up.
total bitch, always thought she was too good for every man.
let her think she was seducing me because i feigned disinterest when everyone else was tripping over themselves.
fucked her good for a month straight before kicking her to the curb.
people at work found out that i slayed the dragon and treated me like a hero.
milf told me i was the best dick she's ever had.
feels good to be alpha.
>>709038357
How. Grade. Also. Where would you do that. Was it cubicles 102 or wtf. College?
>>709034718
>>709037283
yes reply to this pls
>>709038485
when in doubt, always pick bro's over hoes. The bros are the ones allowing you to have a nice night in the first place. The chicks are just the icing on the cake.
>>709038609
Ha wait nm. Was a house. Fuck me im autist
>>709031861
Agreed, good job man, a lot of people would cuck out and forgive, even I have done that once, good job -Respect
Not something I said, but did.
There this girl I fuck once in a while that has a bet bf.
Last time we met we came together when I was fucking her asshole. She gave her panties and the next day I returned it to her stained with my cum, later the same day she sent me a pic wearing the creamed panties, saying she was with the beta cuck in a fancy restaurant and them another one of him wearing the same panties as a mask while she was playing mistress for him. Felt good.
>>709038609
We were in the honors program so we had an "honors room" we could use for meetings when it wasn't being used as a classroom. She sucked my dick until I came on her. And yes, in college.
Had a friend who I fucked a few times, I was getting coffee in this little diner when she showed up with a cringey beta I knew from college. On my way out I kissed her in front of him and wished them a nice date.
I broke up with my ex and made her super sad because we were together for one and a half years. After a while she got a bf and pretended to be happy.
After like 3 months, I broke up with the girl I was with and I started talking with her again and after 2 days I came home and fucked her. She was supposed to meet with her boyfriend but didn't because I was fucking her. He was desperately calling while we were having sex.
>>709031089
>gf in total chaotic tantrum for zero reason
>"honey, the door's right there"
pick up random girl at party in foreign country. go to her home. i fucked her brains out.
al fuccking over and done she turned off the lights and told me i could sleep with her.
just said nope. turned the lights back on, put my clothes back on and went back to the parrty
>>709039251
We got an A on the project.
>>709031089
>stfu and suck my dick.
I literally said stfu. She laughed
>>709039636
good man
Impregnated this girl and she's keeping it and telling her boyfriend it's his. She wanted a kid, but didn't want her boyfriend to be the father.
>>709039636
like a fucking boss, I never dare to do that
>>709039826
Winning!
>>709031861
The man.
>>709031089
years ago I rejected a female.
WTF, still regretting
>>709032898
Fuck, I used to have a GF that cried during or after sex occasionally. It felt like I was raping her. Kinda hot, but most of the time it was not.
>>709040346
the guy above me has no idea what he's talking about
tits
>>709037792
>>709038272
>>709038485
you forgot the part where this only works if you're not ugly or an autist
>>709039826
Sort of the same happened to me.
Girl was the 15yo daughter of friends, I visited them at the time.
She had the hots for me, fucked her deep and filled her up.
Turned out she got pregnant out of it and kept the kid. Her poor 16yo bf thinks he is the father and is doomed for life.
She didn't ask me anything, not even going there.
>>709033617
cool story bro. are you already 13 ?
>>709040561
I was born with one hand so if it works for me it should work for you
>>709040946
I have actual autism and it still works. That guy's just an idiot.
>be me
>always had ED
>doctor prohibited viagra and stuff, because blood pressure & other issues
>anyway got a gf, was her first bf
>she had always been scared of penetration (almost raped when young), but happy with foreplay only
>started living together in my house
>2 years later, developed lots of "no boner required" techniques & games
>had her get countless orgasms in countless modes
>also initiated her to a number of sex toys
>we were happy
>and then something planted a bad idea in her mind
>she started mumbling about being Properly Fucked
>she started camwhoring (not even a tip, being a solid 4/10)
>a guy gets in touch with her
>they arrange a fuckdate, in my house, while I was out
>she eventually gets Properly Fucked by a phimotic psychoNEET barely lasting 10 minutes
>next days she acted weird and almost uninterested in me
>at least 2 times I asked if there was some other man, she angrily answered no
>checked her cellphone (she always had the same passwords) and found she was actually cheating
>they had arranged another fuckdate on next morning
>next morning she tells me she'll be at her parents house til noon
>I had my most eerie smile of my life, "yea, yea"
>maybe she realized that I knew everything, but chose to go anyway to get Dat Proper Fuck
>as soon as she's out I summon a locksmith to change every door key
>then while badly wanting to cry, quickly pack all of her personal stuff
>before noon all of her boxed shit (including dirty laundry) is out
>and every door secured, and every window and blind shut
>then I called her parents (she wasn't there) to tell we broke
>shut off phones
>then left a note on the door:
"be happy with your new man. forget me, my house and my money. your stuff was fedex-ed to your parents"
>finally inside my bunker, crying on the sofa of an half-empty house
>at 1pm she made a fuss outside
>didn't give a shit
>and always refused to see again
TL;DR: she preferred a Proper Fuck to a happy life of pleasure, money, romance, loyalty
>>709040762
Only difference is she did ask me. We fucked for fun because she liked rough and so do I, but then she asked me to finish in her because she wanted to fill a whole in her life or some shit, but thought I was a better donor than her BF.
>>709040946
>>709041065
you can have wicked charisma and still have one hand, i guess i should have said you can't be socially retarded, which half of 4chan is.
it does work i know it does, i'm just saying it won't work for every dude because some dudes are too stupid to know how to talk to girls.
some guys try this shit and they just come off as creepy.
>>709040893
just "casually standing at the local party place"
Yeah this isn't total bullshit at all.
>>709041379
Right, anon. Because no girl would ever think that a man with a prosthetic hand telling them to choke on his cock would be creepy at all.....goddamn at least base your fiction in some sort of fucking reality.
>>709033675
She gave you a fake number. That has happened to me twice and it sucks
>>709041096
Why do you capitalize the P and F in proper fuck
>>709031089
Reach into my pocket babe. You'll find that im flush with spaghetti.
>>709042139
well I usually tell them that while they're already blowing me, not right after "hello"
>>709042440
Ok, sure Captain Hook. Still not buying your BS.
>break up with gf of 3+ years because I'm going to college and she's still in high school
>she comes to my house right after, I'm getting ready to leave with my friend to go back to school for a party
>she's devastated and really wants to talk again
>"wait right here in your car, I'm getting my bag and I'll be right back out. We'll talk for as long as you need, but I do have to leave sometime soon"
>walk inside
>get my bag
>walk outside
>get in my car and fucking leave
>mfw the whole car ride
I actually got some booty that night, everything went great
>>709042935
yeah it must be really incomprehensible that a handicapped person still gets laid and can get women to do nasty stuff
There was a guy one time with a fucked up face kidnapped my girlfriend and this kid I was taking care of at the time. He had them tied up in front of me and gave me a choice to save one of them. Saved em both.
>>709043495
Is that you Batman?
>>709039826
Haha too bad he knows now. Good luck!
>>709043495
>>709043590
>>709041695
I dont know about your country, but here you get cramped onto a balcony or some small enclosure on the street if you are going to have a cigarette.
Women who want a cigarette are plentiful. But sure you go around thinking that they are delicate flowers who have integrity.
It works, more often than not, but i guess youve never kissed a girl.
>>709031501
Who did you say this to
>9.9/10Gf sent nudes to a guy one time we fought
>Told her I would forgive her only If we do a threesome
>Her best friend is a 10/10
>>Gf begs her to do the threesome
I set up a camera and record the whole shit
>after we fuck, I tell her we're over
That was about 3 years ago, new gf, but I still fap to that video
>>709043837
whenever anyone asks me for a cig I ask for a good story in return. If you're having fun preferably as juicy as possible. People love talking about themselves, and they like you for it.
>>709044165
Have it gotten you laid?
But thats a good idea, thanks
>>709044039
her side man
>>709037393
who she was? too vague/10
>>709044074
bullshit/10
>>709043793
Me namo es Jose.
>>709044428
I guess indirectly. But it's a good way to handle cig beggars and still get something out of it. You wouldn't believe the things people talk about over a cig. For me it's just an experience to get to know people because I'm always mindblown in some way or another
>>709031089
Saw a woman with a Trump bumper sticker. I raped her and her daughter to show her the America she wanted.
when did alpha become code for meanest? whatever tho
>go to a party with friend
>chat with the cutest girl there all night
>easy 8/10 blonde, skinny, young
>friend is into her so i offer to leave so he can smash
>no no man go ahead!
>are you sure? okay.
>she and i end up fucking on floor next to sleeping friend like an hour later
>it wasn't even her place
>the girl that owns the house (older) catches us and does a little "ahem"
>girl gets really embarrassed and runs off
>i tried talking to her
>nothing
cont.
>>709042139
bro charisma makes a world of a difference. i think you actually don't even realize how big of a difference it makes but sure i'm the illogical one.
for the record, i'm not hitting on people, i'm getting hit on so this is from personal experience but sure w/e
>>709045073
dw you are right and he is an autist
>>709045011
boring. Much more fun to hit it off with multiple grills. Furthermore if chicks see you talking to other chicks it gets their pussies insta wet. Try bringing a female family member to a party, you'll see what I mean. It's preselection
>>709042973
Fucboiiii
>>709045011
>turns out she tried saying i took advantage of her to cover her shit
>upset, i ask her to hang out and talk
>she's there with the friend i went to the party with
>they've been chatting
>he talked shit on me to try and get with her
i'm fucking furious at this point.
>i quit talking to dude and we literally never speak again
cont.
>>709045283
Fat tumblr whaaaaaaaaaaaaale
>>709045011
Alpha means dominant, which often means crushing betas under your boot, or using people to get your way. Being mean and being alpha aren't necessarily related, but it happens.
suck my nigger ass
i'm a fat and pasty btw
Women are dumb fucks.
Anything you say to them is alpha.
>>709045235
lol cool
>>709045326
last bit:
>months down the road girl tries hitting me up
>apparently old friend was a fucking lame
>and now she wants to make amends
>she was persistent about wanting to hang
>i started sobbing and told her that i tested positive for HIV
>it took her a solid minute to freak the fuck out
>i told her to get tested
and i kinda left it there. ol chandra was her name
>>709045454
>y--y--y-y-yy-you lo----ook ka--wai you know...
>alpha as fuck
>shuffles feet
>>709045454
>>709031089
I'm from the ACLU im going to need this thread deleted. Disperse other 4chan users
>>709045718
HOLY FUCKING KEK
>>709045429
You can crush people, but you should only do it in subtle ways. IMO it's better to lead and make sure people are enjoying themselves by reading them correctly.
>>709045215
like i mean he's not wrong it can totally work (with some girls) but it has to be a certain type of girl and you have to ask her a certain way and it has to be at the right time etc etc.
basically yes its possible but not nearly as easy as this retard is trying to make it seem
> went to a bar, drunk
> saw a girl I've been talking to in bars
> walk up to her and said "if you're staying the night at mine, let me know now. otherwise it's going to be someone else"
> she looked at me for a second and said "sure, I'm coming"
> stayed in that bar talking to other people and left with her later
>>709045875
This guy got it right, being alpha means being a leader, and having a great attitude towards others is then definitely a plus. Everybody will follow, and that means more pussy as well.
>>709040762
How do you know is yours?
>>709045975
pure gold
>>709045975
this works more often than not. "if i dont find anyone else to take home later you should come over"
>initially met with a fuck you... 4 hours later she is fucking you.
>>709045917
idk I don't think it's that hard, obviously don't talk to retarded girls but i assume that's common sense
>>709039826
But if she's staying with him and he thinks it is then he still will be the father?
>>709031089
h-hi
Way back in high school at a party. Told a chick "I know what I like, and I get what I want". Took her out to my car, she blew me, swallowed my cum, then went back in and made out with her boyfriend.
A chick that I knew; we were old housemates, I bumped into her at a bar:
Her: hey anon what are you up to?
Me: I'm gonna take you back to mine and fuck your brains out. Now finish your drink.
She finished her drink, and we did just that. What makes it all the more alpha is that she was there with my ex gf.
>>709044074
post vid for proof, oh wait i just remembered you're lying out your ass
>>709031089
>Be me
>Meet milf at bar
>Get home, she gets naked
>Smash time
>Finish
>Tell her to go home
>She had to be in another country the next day
>Call cab
>4 A.M.
>"Did you at least call uber?"
>"Fuck no"
>Go inside
>Wash sheets
>>709034984
>milky jeans
kek
>>709031861
hard thing to do but im glad you did it and got rid of the whore
Fucked 2 different girls on the same day once, 2nd girl was a complete slut and came straight to my house (met on badoo) she had huge tits and a tight body and brought a 2.6 of vodka. ended up tying her up in my living room and demolishing her in between playing bloodborne and smoking bong
>>709046671
Nice! This is why I never want to be the "boyfriend"
>>709034985
THIS FUCKIN SHIT
>>709031089
suck my dick and call me daddy
and she ate my nut later on
>>709031089
>Beg for me to cum inside you
And she did
Later in the week she tied me down and pulled something similar on me. No regrets.
> I was breaking up with gf, still living together and fucking occasionally
> then she got some new fella, I was fingering her and smelled condom, we never used
> picked up some chick from the net
> fucked her bareback
> didn't wash up
> went home
> face-fucked my ex
>>709047796
that's not alpha, that's cringe
>>709034985
>>709047493
KEEEK
>>709031089
>ayy bby grrl,, u wan sum fuk??
to mah cousin
I held open a door for a girl she said thank you and I didn't say you're welcome
>be me
>first love (seniors in hs)
>she's a solid 8/10
>I'm maybe 7/10
>"I pissed my mom off and she's taking my phone"
>bulkshit.jog
>she's gone dark for three months
>gets her phone back out of no where while on a family trip in Idaho
>ooooooook
>keeps talking for about a week
>let's check her insta
>finds out for the three months she's been gone she dated a legal midget (he's about 5'5, she's 5'9 and I'm 6'1)
>he's maybe a 5/10
>wtf.gif
>"oh we had a little thing but it was nothing"
>fucking ok
>talk (sign) to her 10/10 deaf/mute childhood friend
>tell her what I found out
>she asks me what I'm going to do
>"I'll show you what I'm going to do"
>proceed to have my way (concentually) with her childhood friend while taking video/photos
>finish
>proceed to send said photos and videos to 'gf'
>she wtfs
>tell her that she can get ugly midgets all day and I'll pull super models
>still railing said friend to this day
>cheating ex is now 0/10 land whale
Most satisfying thing I've done to date
>See cute 8.5/10, 4'11 azn in class
>too beta to talk
>ff three months later, she finally speaks to me
>hit it off, few weeks later she invites me to her house
>get drunk off Jack Daniels, pull her to the floor and make out with her
>receive BJ
>three months later, lose virginity to her (18 at this point)
>ff four years
>still my gf
>going to wife her soon and fuck her for the rest of my life
ALPHA AS FUCK
I dunno if it's alpha but whenever a girl asks me to buy a drink I say "no you should buy me one". It works like a third of the time.
Sometimes they get all pissy and if I'm drunk enough I'll say something like "bitch you're not nearly good looking enough to waste $6 on" just to piss them off.
when me and my ex (4 years ago) were together, i was driving us home from some restaurant when she said something that hit a little too close to home. i pulled over, slammed on my brakes and said, "get the fuck out of my car and walk your ass home. do not fucking talk to me like that."
she tried talking her way out of it but i just kept telling her to gtfo
she sucked my dick REAL good a few days after
>>709048947
Why haven't you wifed her yet you faggot?
Also, pix pl0x.
>>709031089
"I'm calling your boyfriend a cuck"
>>709049015
works great. Whenever I see guys buy drinks for women I cringe. But I do love to be bought drinks by girls. I've become good enough at it that I can pull it off a couple times a night usually. Sometimes even by the female bartender or a random chick who is waiting to order herself. Makes me feel like an asshole but w/e
>>709044783
what.......
>on the patio of a bar telling a story at a table with my older sisters hot friends
>chick that was sitting next to me that was flirting with me went to the bathroom
>some other chick that was a couple seats down, 8.5/10 looked like a librarian, came over and sat down next to me
>just said "hey hows it going?"
>the chick grabbed my dick and I instinctually leaned forward like wtf
>as I was leaning forward near her face she said "I don't like to do all the small talk stuff, do you want to go get it in?"
>I said "uhh what was that again?"
>she said "I wanna get it in"
>while rubbing my dick under the table
>I looked around to be sure it was all actually happening and my sisters gay friend was staring at us across the table pretty much drooling
>I shrugged like hey man what the fuck am I supposed to do
>grabbed her by the pussy
>told my sister who drove me there that it's time to go
>went back to my sister's place and fucked the chick on a futon
>wasn't trying to spend the night at my sisters with a stranger I just fucked
>so it was about 4am and I said alright where can I drop you off
>dropped her off at some random house
>went on with life
>>709034985
O imma laffin
>>709031089
>Be me
>large group of friends, plenty of girls, but only one really hot azn chick.
>she is fully aware of how hot she is and loves attention
>chads try to woo her, beta's kiss her ass but she just likes leading guys on and being an attention whore.
>Formulate plan to ignore her, subtlely let it leak to her that she's 'not my type', and aggressively flirt with her (standard self centered cunt issue) much less attractive friend.
>she predictably begins flirting with me every chance
>Almost embarrassed at how needy she is for attention....wonder at what age she was molested...
>She gets really trashed one night and confronts me on my coldness
>finds me alone outside
>time to close the deal
>tell her i think she's a really nice girl and very pretty but that she's too sweet and sensitive for a guy like me, that i'd just end up hurting her.
>totally into it, grabs me for a kiss, we make out for a while
>tells me she has to take the friend home, she'll call me... and i'm thinking she's just dick teasing me like everyone else.
>ends up txting me less than 45 mins later to meet at my apt
>can't tell anyone she says, I'm fine with that i hate bs sex gossip
>fuck her to her first vaginal orgasm (she says) that night and several times afterward in the ensuing months.
>eventually gets a steady beta BF but still fucks me up until she's engaged, because that would be wrong??
Pic related is a recent one from her kikebook
>>709031089
Saw a couple with an alpha chick and a beta buck at a party I was attending. Only knew 2 or 3 people and my gf had just broken up. I felt a little bitter and saw this guy asking permission for every little thing to his gf. When he was out of sight I told her she had whipped him nicely, and that that shot wouldn't fly with me. She was all over me after that and an hour later we were doing it in a nearby park. I kind of feel for the guy, but then again he's doing that shit to himself. She told me afterwards she was going to break up with him in a month or two when she could start her new studies in a different city. Stone cold man. I love women but beware their ice princess side.
>>709031089
I grabbed this girl's chin between the thumb and index finger of my left hand and proceeded to open palm slap her with my right hand kissing her in between slaps. Don't know if this counts as alpha, because she asked me to do it. One of my fantasies come true though for sure
>>709051401
Lel nice. I don't usually slap in the face tho. Don't wan to leave visible marks
Punched her drunk ass out for takin a swing at me.
I am an average looking guy. 5' 10", 175lbs of muscle and some beer-fat, short military style hair-cut and hazel eyes. I am a 6 out of 10 maybe more depending on how low your standards are.
So it is around 1 A.M. at a bar and my friend is leaving with a girl who I helped him hookup with. Best wingman ever. Not wanting to be stuck there alone, I go up to this smoking hot girl, 10/10, wearing a short dress, way out of my league.
I walk up to her and say, "You're the best I can do right now, lets go fuck," in the most eloquent drunk-speech you ever did hear. She laughed pretty hard at it and then thought for a second.
"OK!"
So we are walking out to the lot which is behind the bar and we go through a small shady ally that is about 6 ft wide and goes down, right, and down again like that Tetris piece. We are standing in the little turn part so no one can see and she stops me.
We start making out and then she ends up blowing me. I nut in like 5 minutes and shoot most of it in her mouth but about 1/4 of it lands on her face. I say thanks, kiss her forehead (cause im a gentleman), zip up, and leave.
Havent seen her since but I ask around to see if anyone knew her and it turns out she was abused by her step-dad (go figure) and likes guys who are asshole. So remember average looking guys, alcohol + douche baggery + luck = sloppy ally BJ from a hot girl
>>709034985
i love you
>>709051764
Doesn't get more beta
That's like beating a retard it's just not fair
>>709052322
Agreed. Women are like children, you wouldn't beat a kid either. Unless it has a knife or a gun.
>>709051764
CRINGE OVERLOAD
>>709031089
Was making out with this Christian girl in my room, HUGE tits. She whispered in my ear "I want you". I whispered back "Your mother will die in your sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post, no immunities"
>MFW alpha as fuark
>>709048992
only alfa story ITT
>>709052928
so alpha
>>709051764
You're a massive nigger beta faggot
Grabed a girl by the neck and kissed her. She said no but I lifted her up, put her down on the kitchen sink and fucked her right there.
Her bf was asleep in the other room and my gf was in the shower.
We are now together.
>>709053249
that's romantic, bro
>>709054026
sounds rapey
>>709053249
now that's alpha
So I guess everyone found out.
>>709055243
Nope no one knows but us.
>>709031089
actually, it was said to me by a woman.
"You'll do"
The only words spoken between us. I took her into the disabled toilet and fucked her.
it happens.
>>709055444
Were you drunk?
I was thinking of attempting something similar, but too many friends around.
>be me
>chilling out it some field
>so crowded like a high school party
>buddies swaying in the wind
>see some qts but they're across the way, it would be impossible to talk to them
>hear a tractor in the distance and think fuck it time to bale
>try to leave but get caught up with a bunch of friends
>hop in the back of a truck and cruise over to a horse farm
>get eaten by a horse
>alfalfa as fuck
>>709031089
Fingered two chicks (who were dorm neighbors and best friends) at a party without either of their knowledge.
Neither spoke to me for years.
>>709055641
Both a bit tipsy but not to bad.
We had been eyeing one and other for a while and I new she wanted me so I took a gambel.
I had to shes the sexiest girl I ever seen and I still think so after being together now for 3 year's so it worked out well.
Sometimes you just have to go for it.
>>709055778
> without either of their knowledge
=
rape
>>709031089
Told my girlfriend once that I was going to make her cum in 30 seconds, and I did. Don't know if alpha but I felt pretty cool
>>709056265
Congratulations, I hope it works out.
I feel as though it's similar for my girlfriend's best friend and I. We have quite a lot of physical contact, especially when we went out this weekend to the club all together (girlfriend was in the bathroom). She was holding my hand, I was grabbing her by the waist, etc.
When I sober up and think about it, though, it's fucked up. How did you get over that feeling?
>>709056690
That was sweet of her.
>>709051497
I could give a fuck about leaving marks
>>709056983
Couldn't*
>>709051764
you're a pussy
>>709056810
Well you want what you want.
It's all a matter of weighing the sacrifice against the gain and after that you have your answer and never look back.
Only regrets I have in my life is not acting on somthing never ever regretted acting.
>>709031089
Turned down sex with my current GF at the time. She started crying and saying i didnt love her anymore. Still didnt want to fuck her that night.
>>709056946
>>>709056690
>That was sweet of her.
lol. women.
>fucking some married women
>she is panting
>start sucking on her thigh
"don't leave a mark on me, he will know !
>start eating her out
>suck on her clit a bit
>leave a hicky above her clit
>>709057439
Words to live by.
Thanks for the conversation anon. Another question - what different kinds of cues did you get from her that she was interested?
>>709057439
Kek you know you aren't me, anon
>>709057882
That was a different guy, I am the original slapper. Me and the girl are just friends we hook up from time to time. I would only recommend this if the girl is into it. Honestly it wouldn't be hot if the girls not into it.
>>709057882
No problemo.
Trust your instincts there seldom wrong, and even if it doesn't work out it's still worth the gamble for you because you have unconsciously already broken up with your gf.
But se if you can get in that situation again and say to her "if I was single I whould cone after you like a dog after a bone" or something goffy like that laughingly and see how she react.
"Swallow my cum you worthless goo dumpster. You'll never be anything more than a dumping ground for jizz." as my dick is berried halfway down her esophagus.
>at I 22 walked into a bar with a 29 year old I was hooking up with
>that was our weekend hangout spot so the bartender comped our drinks and shook my hand because he knew me and I tipped
>walked over to the pool table and did the rounds, probably shook 20 hands and hugged all the chicks friends
>some guy that could never beat me put my name on the dry erase board that determines who plays pool
>I went out and smoked a bowl with the chick and got some free bumps from a friend
>went back in and my game was up and all the regulars were surrounding the table
>won the first game
>and the second
>and 17 more games in a row over the course of two and a half hours
>about 10 games in it had turned into a spectacle and about 40 people were all focused on me and oohing and ahhing
>all while that chick was dancing on me and telling me how bad she wanted to suck my cock in the bathroom
>1:15am came around and I had beaten everyone that wanted to play twice so I conceded
>said my goodbyes, left with the chick, and went back to my place for butt stuff
Fingered my girl "friend" at campfir3, in broad sight of her best friend who watched. Gave me a peeling handjob the least, didn't fuck too drunk and past out in her room after she got me ready to fuck her lol
>>709052928
Damn
>>709051141
>...wonder at what age she was molested...
fucking kek'd
>>709031861
Well done.
>>709035664
>I slept with a married chick once. ...She was puerto rican
Many PR's are little more than bilingual niggers. You fucked less than nothing.
Lol such a stupid question. "Suck my dick" I guess
>>709060268
I'll take shit that never happened for 400, Alex
>>709031861
all girls are 18+
https://surveynuts.com/surveys/take?id=112126&c=1285860985HLPP
>>709062003
I feel lucky to live a life that you can't believe
>>709053249
Your fuckfriend cheated on her then-boyfriend for you. She'll cheat on you for another.
>be me
>be in college
>go to party with brother and three girls
>not a big party so the girls get bored and say they want to leave.
>ignore them for a while
>girls getting impatient because they're freshmen
>convince us to leave with them
>waiting for the uber
>uber takes too long
>they walk off and don't say a word
>okaybye.jpg
>uber shows up
>its around the corner
>go around the corner
>hop in the uber
>girls come out of nowhere
>bitchiest girl opens up the opposite side's door
>say, "oh I'm sorry, this uber is full"
>even though there were three free seats in the car
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>709062637
No.
Girl's cheat on there bf with me. Gf's never cheat on me.
You see that is what Alfa is all about my Beta friend.
>>709063646
Same /b/ro it isn't a bad deal because most of the girls don't talk to you anymore unless it's for sex and their boyfriends don't do shit
I do.
>>709041096
It's threads like these that really strengthen my belief that I NEVER want to be some chick's boyfriend. Women are fucking horrible. I think I'm just better off alone at this point.
>>709064066
nah they're great, you just need to take them for what them are instead of project unrealistic ideals upon them
you wouldn't be mad at a dog for pissing on the carpet either
>>709031089
Grabbed her head and used her as masturbation tool till i came in her mouth.
>>709031089
Punched a girl in her face for fun then ran off laughing.
>>709063646
> Alfa
>>709031089
Kicked a girl in her womb. I'm the man.
>>709031089
Be me 30yo
>21yo hot blonde comes over
>she sees a bottle of wine in my house
>"you drink wine?"
>Yea sometimes why?
>"boys usually don't"
>well I'm not a boy I'm a man.
> kinda gay I know because it's wine, but what ever we fucked later that night.
Another be me 21st bday.
> Hanging out with an exes 17yo younger sister,
>I'm about to go to a casino for the 1st time
>hug her good bye
>pause while still hugging and look in the eyes
>tell her "give me a kiss for good luck"
> she does and I walk away and go to the casino
>obviously we fucked in the near future after
I was in my early 20s. Dating a bartender who I found out made out with a customer while drunk. I broke up with her.
About a week later, I'm out having drinks with friends on the back patio of a bar. She walks by with a couple of her grifriends and says to me in front of everyone " you never got me off."
I replied "who cares!" All my buddies laughed and one high fived me.
lol what a threadf of lies. You are all pathetic excuses for human waste
>>709033734
If you're ever at a club, smoking gives you a reason to step outside to close a deal away from the loud music.
>>709066502
Yep. If she smokes she pokes.
>>709064430
So expecting a woman to be loyal and not stab me in the back by fucking someone else is an unrealistic expectation? What does that say about them? Women are always saying how men are a bunch of cheating pigs when they themselves prove to be the same fucking way.
>>709067423
it's just that they'll always have an active radar for better males than you. And they will make the jump if they feel it's worth the effort. Just remember she's never yours to keep, it's only your turn. Enjoy while it lasts.
