Waifu claiming thread.
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>>709016736
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
doot
![Syndra [342].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ra3hzif.png "Syndra [342].png")
Just providing pics for Houki, wherever they're at.
>Laura.
Shiro claimed.
>>709027802
>>709028148
So ähnlich, aber auch Kinder von Geringverdienern bekommen es, und man soll eigentlich die Hälfte davon zurückzahlen, sobald man mal Arbeit hat. Falls das aber ein paar Jahre nicht passiert oder du zu wenig verdienst entfällt die Schuld gänzlich.
Einfach ein Wohnheim zahlen wollt/könnt ihr nicht? Wie wärs mit Nebenjob/Werkstudententätigkeit?
Here
>>709027960(Courtney)
Sorry to hear that. Is it just a cold or something worse maybe?
>>709028508
I can't be an elitist, I'm not in their Discord :^)
>>709028305
Nebenjob wäre auch meine Idee gewesen. Halt wie jede normal denkende Person am Samstag lernen.
Aber hey, ich hab am Samstag Vorlesungen.
Werd aber mal schauen ob es sowas ähnliches auch in Österreich gibt.
Wohnheim, dafür ists jetzt schon zu spät. Wohnung ist gekauft.
>>709028508
>Think of something to answer
>Realize every answer is wrong and would prove their point
>answer anyway just for the lulz
>>709027802
There's a ton of online survey sites out there, I'd research a bit before you choose one. I know it's reddit, but this is a good place to start looking around.
https://www.reddit.com/r/beermoney/
I use Swagbucks personally since you can earn money from more than just surveys.
SEO is Search Engine Optimization, you basically help the search engine companies make more precise searches to give relevant results more consistently. If you freelance, it's usually around 12-14 an hour, but it can all be done from your computer. Getting into it involves a formal application like any other job, but most companies will either have you work up to a set amount of hours per week based on your availability, or you get work based on open projects. I used to do freelance with Leapforce 5 hours or so each weekend and it helped pay for gas & groceries with minimal effort.
There's other stuff you can do online like being a transcriptionist or online juror, just look around for what you might be interested in.
>>709028662
It's a meme right?
Yuka claimed
>>709028613
me either :^o
>>709028623
marry me
cut me yuno
>>709027973
Stop making these cancer threads
>>709028765
I'm already married to you.
:^U
>>709028837
Elitist.
>>709028667
Ah! Good to know. Thanks for the information, I'll look into it
>>709028714
I don't know when you would be considered an elitist
So I think yes, it's a massive meme
>>709028765
>mine
Go away :^(
>>709028508
But... but why? It is because I'm Aryan?
>>709028662
>Wohnung ist gekauft.
>richfag
Na wo ist denn dann das Problem?!
>>709028873
i don't remember this :o
>>709028959
no
ur mine
>>709028508
>Thinking everyone is an elitist.
Not everyone is in the Discord, you know.
>>709028837
There's a thing called a filter, why don't you learn to use it?
>>709029036
Stella coming back soon
カラミチーマス
>>709028994
Laufende Kosten. Ich solls ja dann selbst erhalten können ohne weitere Zuschüsse der Eltern.
>richfag
hahaha, nein, wir sind jetzt verschuldet bis über beide Ohren. Haus ist auch noch nicht abbezahlt
Coconut CLAIMED!
>>709029097
Can I join since a random anon says I'm an elitist now? :^(
>>709029167
That's some beauty right there!
>>709029232
>not even a (You) for me
>>709029318
Elitist.
>>709028300
hii
>>709029442
thanks
>>709029271
You too!
>>709028448
I think its just a cold. It should go away soon.
>>709029100
good
then both of you are mine
>>709029180
You were the one who decided to leave, you know.
>>709029232
>Calling the newfags elitists.
Lurk more, faggot.
>>709029148
Naja, ein paar Euro werden sie doch schon springen lassen können.
Was ist denn der zu erreichende Zielwert?
>wir sind jetzt verschuldet bis über beide Ohren
Meh, ist eine solide Geldanlage. Kann nach dem Studium ja vermietet werde und bildet so den Grundstein für deine Vermögensbildung. Ist selbst bei anschließendem Verkauf ziemlich sicher billiger als Mieten.
>>709029502
Hello AK-me to death
>>709029659
Wrong one :^)
Can I join the discord I'll be nothing but annoying and you'll all probably hate me, you fucking elitists daddy?
>>709029659
It's a meme right?
Please like me. I don't talk to my friends.
>>709029588
Not many people see the beauty behind imperfection, that's why I already respect you.
>>709029232
Been here less than a week and already made elite status. Guess I'll just roll with it. Have some elitist food.
>>709030011
It's a meme right?
>>709029663
Genau deswegen wurde auch die Wohnung gekauft und nicht gemietet.
>Ein paar Euro werden sie sicher springen lassen können
Daran zweifel ich nicht, aber ich will so wenig wie möglich mit ihnen danach zu tun haben.
>Der zu erreichende Zielwert
Du meinst wie viel ich verdienen will? Oder was genau meinst du nun?
>>709029596
>Courtney claim
I think I saw you yesterday too. You're a new claimer, right? Welcome to /waifu/ best Pokegirl
>>709030011
Thanks Galil
>>709029779
how are you?
>>709029596
morning
>>709029795
This is pretty much everyone in the newfag discord right now :^)
>>709030108
Sorry man, I'm the Houki.
>>709030167
xD
Im an oldfag ive been here all summer xdXd
>>709029779
They closed themselves off from the threads, pretty sure none of them would let you in anyways.
>>709029795
>>709029854
>>709029921
No.
>>709030108
>aber ich will so wenig wie möglich mit ihnen danach zu tun haben.
Hmm, ich hätte gedacht, dass sie Stimmung etwas besser wäre, wenn sie dir ne Wohnung kaufen.
>Zielwert
Ich meinte, wie hoch die zu bestreitenden Lebenshaltungsaufwände während des Studiums seien werden.
>>709030431
same :o
>>709029779
name
>>709030143
I'm doing well. How are you doing today?
>>709030502
I don't expect to join it, nor will I ever likely receive an invitation.
>>709030623
name
>>709029596
Well it could be worse then. Gives you time to relax if nothing else. Hope you feel better soon!
>>709030502
Yes?
There's a few cunts who I haven't seen bothering to claim, they joined, claimed for a bit, gone. Is this real life or just fantasy, easy come easy go.
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIST
>>709030681
name
>>709030795
pls join my harem
>>709030919
My discord is AAAAAAAAA#6969
>>709030919
See, you can't say that anymore because we share it now :^)
>>709030998
Added
>>709030569
Niedriger als jetzt. Ich kann dann nämlich zuhause kochen wann ich will und was ich will und muss nicht immer Angst haben wenn ich irgendetwas aufmache und essen will.
Hab mich heute mit meinem Vater streiten müssen warum ich ne Wurstpackung aufmache.
Oder warum ich nicht die Schaufel verwende um den Hundekot im Garten wegzuräumen und stattdessen ein Hundekacksackerl verwende.
Oder als ich mich rechtfertigen musste warum ich nicht mit den Hunden spazieren war obwohl es den ganzen Tag lang geregnet hat wie aus Eimern.
Oder wieso ich nicht früher schlafen gehe.
Ich kann die Liste fortsetzen. Hab mich gestern mit ihm gestritten weil ich den Geschirrspüler ausgeräumt habe und das Plastik auf ne saubere Fläche hingestellt habe und nicht auf ne dreckige Fläche.
>>709030998
thanks messaged you xoxoxoxo
>709031005
:v)
Welp
>709031138
>not even giving me the (You) anymore
I see how it is </3
>709031257
its ok i still love you <3
>>709031138
If you want my real discord, I'll tell you my skype through telegram where I'll give you my 4chan username to give you my reddit name, then you can add me on steam and I'll add you on origin.
>>709031085
klingt ziemlich geil
du tust mir schon ein bisschen leid wenn du so erzählst, hör mal auf damit
sich von solchen personen fernzuhalten hilft generell, löst aber das problem nicht, falls du jemals zurück musst
Ebin maymay XD
Yo.
>>709031427
i'll add you on facebook
>>709031554
hola
>>709031554
Hi nep
Ryuuko Matoi claimed
>>709031427
>not going through facebook
>>709031701
Add me on Xfire.
>>709031701
Add my myspace.
>>709030143
Morning!~
>>709030772
Yeah, right now I'm just playing some dark souls. The abyss watchers are a pain ;~;
>>709031763
I fucking forgot x-fire was a thing
Add me on Club Penguin?
>>709031763
Add me on clubpenguin.
>>709031798
Follow me on twitter.
Being serious, no memes, my discord is:
Thisisamemeiswear#8364
>>709031611
Add me on myspace famalam.
>>709031629
Hi, uhm, ahegao me(?)
>>709031928
Add my RSN
Claim
i claim double
>>709031549
Ich brich das Studium vorher ab und geh arbeiten bevor ich zurückgehe
Arbeit macht bekanntlich frei. Und in diesem Fall würde es erheblich dazu beitragen
>>709031427
awwright
>>709031666
>Ryuko
>A Grunt
Heh, made me giggle
>>709031833
You can do it! Stay determined!
Those fuckers are easy! Just rinse and repeat. Or die and repeat in that case
>>709031925
>>709031928
Add me on Roblox.
>>709032033
No I just have some nep pics saved because gr8 waifu.
>>709032077
I'll give you my Roblox from Neopets
>>709031833
I think the abyss watchers were probably my second favorite boss in that game, at keast the first stage of the fight. What kind of build are you running?
>>709032077
Add me on memebase
>>709031925
>>709032049
>>709032077
Add me on hi5, VKontakt and Orkut.
>>709032139
>neopets
Oh lord.
>>709032352
>>709032343
>>709032139
Add me on metin2.
>>709032352
Add me on stickpage
Add me on cancer
>>709032139
>Neopets
Why.... why?!?
>>709032132
Oh oh! Share sum!
Add me on HIV AIDS
>>709032429
Sheit. That was the first game where I regret spending money.
Add me on Priston Tale.
>>709032500
Add my sticker pack on telegram.
>>709032429
wew
didn't think i'd hear from that game again
add me pls
>>709032594
They're all yours
>>709031085
Naja, so sind Väter nunmal, wenn ihre Söhne schwul werden.
Im Allgemeinen kann ich aber aus Erfahrung sagen, dass sich sowas in der Regel deutlich bessert, wenn man etwas Abstand gewinnt.
>Hundekacksackerl
kek
Wann ist es denn soweit?
>>709032352
>>709032429
I've got an age of conan account, find me there
>>709032594
Neopets was my jam
people that hit their kids need to explode
>>709032895
i hit myself does that count?
>>709032950
Beating your meat doesn't count :^)
>>709032895
Surprisingly, a lot of them do.
>fun fact: child abuse is very common in the middle east
>>709032863
I remember playing it for like 5 years in a row but all I did was log in during December for the advent calendar.
>>709033020
i belt myself over the head
>>709032863
My neopet must still be wearing that old potato sack.
>>709032697
I don't see them :^(
>>709032783
Hoffe du behältst recht.
Wahrscheinlich ende des Jahres oder so. Ich tippe aber eher auf anfang nächsten Jahres
>>709032895
I agree. They are the worst. Even studies are showing that kids who get beaten are displaying 4 times more violent behaviour than other kids
>>709033187
As in I saved them all from you.
>>709032202
I'm not really good with builds, but I'm an assassian. So maybe tech/dex? I usually fight with a katana as well, I dont know if that hurts my build or helps it.
>>709032067
Ive been close. Usually I'll die when it's me vs the main abyss watcher. Then I get nervous and reckless. But the ost is so beautiful
>>709033062
I've never oplayed the game. Took too long to download back in the day so I never bothered with it
>>709033187
Nope, I hacked your account and took all your items
>>709033305
Oh.. have this one.
>>709032895
My father hit me with a belt in several ocassions, I'm alright, modern days parents don't beat their kids enough if you ask me. Now everyone disrespect eachother and think you owe them anything.
Claimed all mongatari grills
Who says otherwise is a faggot
>>709032950
Are you your own kid? o_o
>>709033032
kaboom
>>709033192
thank you chocolate bar :)
>>709033602
I'm sad...
>>709033650
Why claim them all when we all know whos best girl?
>>709033585
I was referring to neopets. Hannah and the Ice Caves was a half decent game with an interesting level builder.
>>709033330
You'll pull it off, trust me. I always won against them when I had no estus left and played careful.
A katana is pretty darn strong btw
>>709033724
i am a child
>>709033799
I played once for like a week, many many years ago
>>709033971
You spin my head right round right round
Reminder
>>709034117
I see. Did you play any other browser games?
Ikariam? Travian? Tribal Wars?
>>709033330
Sounds like a dex build. I usually go for 40/40 builds just because I get bored if I keep using the same weapon all game. I think my favorite build that I ran in DaS 3 was a luck build though.
>>709033833
can I be your daddy? :o
>>709033971
check em?
>>709034258
galil
>>709034283
I wasn't allowed to :(
That's why I didn't play it much. I got in trouble and they blocked the site. 8 year old me didn't know how to unblock sites yet
>>709032067
r00d
>>709034258
If it has a tail, don't bail, if it's furry, better worry.
>>709033192
Ich hab grundsätzlich immer recht, also keine Sorge.
I'm fucking hungry what do I eat?
>>709035192
Food
>do we have to go over this again?
>>709035192
My asshole or my cum
>>709035192
Semen
>>709035192
water
>>709035192
ass
>>709035192
What's in the cabinet? How lazy are you? Do you cook?
>>709035192
nothing because you forgot to buy food and all the stores are now closed
>>709035243
>>709035268
>>709035277
>>709035279
>>709035361
>>709035495
>>709035599
you need to stop
>>709035792
Deep throat the hotdog
>off to work again
Wish me lucky luck /b/ros
>>709034620
Well then don't picture your waifu as a grunt like she is
>>709035090
Dein Wort in Gottes Gehör
>>709035792
Eat my hotdog :^)
>>709035792
>sandwich or hotdog?.png
Toast Sandwich. Have it with a side of ice soup.
t. /ck/
>>709034287
How many times have you beaten the game?
>>709033828
Alright, I'll keep trying!
>>709035792
o;
hotdog
>>709035959
Sup chara
>>709035987
Yo wassup Ryuko you excited to chill with Nani sore ?
>>709035987
>>709036040
I actually like hot dogs more :o
>>709035996
what the flip is ice soup?
>>709035902
I used to compete in hot dog eating contests
>>709036218
What? I'm OG Ryuuko, not that mytoy guy.
>>709035792
i fail to see the problem here ?
>>709033585
My pet is nude now, thanks, u furry.
>>709033724
Y?
>>709036281
>Not knowing what Ice soup is
>ShiggilyDiggilyDoodle
Just had lunch, it was so greasy and oily, if I really cared I would be disgusted but I didn't cook today so, oh well, can't complain.
>>709036074
Hi there Luluco, I'm doing fine, you?
>>709036447
Oh well wassup wud it
>>709036595
guess I'm gonna have to Google since you won't tell me ;-;
>>709036457
what's under the hat?
Gonna take a nap
"Alice, don't cry. I'm sure she'll come back." The flood of sadness flowing down her snowy face subsided for a brief moment. "Y-you really...? No, no! She'll never come back!" Water once again began to cascade down her cheeks, and her voice screamed a deafening lament in time with her tears. "Shh... she will. One day. Maybe tomorrow, maybe in a hundred years, but she will. I can promise that to you." "When?" The small youkai child whimpered, "when will she come back?" "You'll know for sure, because from now until then, every night, your dreams will get darker. And darker. Until one day, they'll have turned completely black and white..."
>>709036798
i actually have no idea but if i have to guess another hat
>>709036934
An Alice is fine too.
I'm making hot dogs :o
>>709036845
Eternal nap is the best kind of nap.
>>709036798
Well I dunno, a bowl of water with ice I guess, I mean, chicken soup is just how savorized water with chicken, no?
>>709037164
In Mexico, making a hot dog means cooking a canine
>>709037164
>tfw shitposters are the only ones posting new content
im looking for a scary movies to watch tonight
any suggestions?
>>709037164
I don't like this. But it's oc so I guess it's ok.
>>709037257
Shitposters are best posters in these threads
>>709037164
Aint that the figure you usually cum on?
>>709037164
I BUY SAUSAGE
>>709037300
The second conjuring
Spoopy
>>709037249
I'm Mexican but I'm from Arizona thank goodness
>>709037257
I'm just making hot dogs
>>709037382
thank you
>>709037394
I have the Haruhi klonata figure but I lost the stand for it ;-;
>>709037486
actually made me lol
>>709037662
I goes she couldn't stand being with you.
>>709037864
Wtf shiro
>>709037864
Is there a German version of Carlos?
>>709037164
>>709037394
>>709037662
I do know you did before though.
>>709037519
is it better than the first?
it wasnt all that scary imo
this trailer is promising though
>>709037864
Shots fired.
>Neptune
>>709037300
The human centipede?
>>709038034
Yeah I'd say so and it has a great twist
>>709037956
There is no such thing as German humor.
>>709037864
idk if I'm just unlucky but my figures have shitty stands or holes for the stand
like they don't even stay in place and my friend has a figure and its just fine
like it's so loose I almost knocked her over placing the hot dogs right now
>>709037993
I didn't even get much on her ;-;
I'm bad at cumming :(
>>709038273
hey cutie c:
>>709037519
CUTE ^-^
>>709038273
Yo
>>709037300
sharknado
>>709038156
i requested scary no memes
but i already saw that one and yea its pretty great
and i cant find the second one in good quality
>>709038188
saying there is a twist is spoiling
f u
jokes aside i might watch it, thanks
>>709038440
watched it already
r8 8/8 gr8
>>709038273
>>709027973
Important old fag reporting in
miia claimed
>>709038607
I didn't say it was in the plot there could be a literal person twisting feg boi
>mfw when literalness
>>709038856
yeah yeah
>>709038856
hello snek
>>709038273
i missed you <3
>>709038607
sharknado 3 : oh hell no!
>>709038970
jew boi :^)
>>709038607
You can watch them on netflix I believe
>>709038856
lurk moar
>>709038867
kek i was joking
dont control your damage so hard
anyhow how has your day been?
>>709039083
there is a third? of fuck
well then i need to watch that
>>709039212
>tfw poorfag
cant afford that shit, only streamsites
>>709039169
Hello snek. Haven't seen you in a while
>>709039278
newfag boi :^)
>>709039169
>
>>709039329
Aliceuuuuu!
>>709039329
shit
you?
>>709038349
>my figures have shitty holes
>like it's so loose
Maybe you're playing around with it too much or it's because you buy low quality figures from China.
>I'm bad at cumming :(
You can't even do it while standing...
>shashlik
>>709039373
S M O N K
D A T
S H I T
.
>>709039532
get a load of this cutie :o
>>709039682
it makes my dingus feel weird ;-;
>>709038856
>>709039711
>
>>709039814
>>709039814
>>709039814
>>709039278
Lol u-uhmm me to heheh-heh...
I'm just doing alright chilling today might get some tabs and drop on Monday. What about you qt
>>709039829
Is it because you can't see it anymore?
Try a mirror!
>>709039852
love that maymay
>>709039856
share that shit
>>709039532
Hello, how are you doing!
>Komeiji, right?
>>709039637
>how are you
I'm okay. Just screwing around right now keeping occupied. What have you been up to?
>>709040174
me too
>>709039904
>might get some tabs and drop on Monday
what do you mean?
my day has been going quite good
doing absolutely nothing an entire weekend feels pretty good
I watched Stephen King's IT yesterday so i am in the spooly mood
and i just saw S7 of the walking dead airs in 6-7 hours so im hyped
>>709040206
alice.
>>709040206
post oh no 50.jpg
>>709040206
ohh not much just a cuple days with crippling depression and social anxiety
>>709040397
I mean drop acid lol. And that sounds like a good time I stopped watching that show a while back honestly is it still good? You a fan of the other walking dead show they have now?
>>709040206
>>709038273
>>709039278
If I had a netflex account, I'd let you use it.
>>709040774
Weirdest pocky.
>>709041000
Nice trips
>>709040397
Hello Yuno
>>709040402
I only have 31. I haven't had to make more
>>709040456
Ah, the joys of depression. I went through that a bit back
>>709040774
>saved
I love you
>>709040808
yep thats me alraighty mate. nice try mate you should work for the fbi mate.
>>709041000
ugly feet
>>709040873
>>709039278
>cant afford
It's like 5 bucks a month, wtf.
Miho claimed
>>709041105
Theres nothing good on there that I like, so I haven't bough it. The only thing I have is crunchyroll and funimation
>>709041345
Get out of here faggot, fuck you.
>>709041133
>>709041364
Weeb.
>>709040640
oh kek, a lot of people here do acid, i thought it was dangerous
its meh, more of a drama than a zombie show but i enjoy seeing what happens to the characters i love
also i watched the first season which was really interesting since it is about how the virus started and such but now in s2 its just another walking dead show but with other characters, kinda lame
>>709040873
thats pretty fucking sweet of you i must say
i dont mind just streaming
>>709041046
how are you doing this sunday?
>>709041105
its 10 actually
and i know it sounds ridiculous but all those small monthly payments quickly add up
>>709041462
U mad bro?
>>709041364
she could cool off by taking her clothes off :)
>>709040099
I've masturbated in front of a mirror :o
>>709041507
>>709041575
There's truth to that, when you find yourself having to cut back, all that small crap adds up the same way having a takeout/fast food meal here and there does.
>>709041703
>>709041635
I am pretty mad right now
>>709041816
>>709039829
Ever looked in a mirror before? You're the cutie here!...
>>709040206
That's me!!!! I'm eating poptarts..
>>709041970
Claiming
>>709042072
How's the Rugachan?
>>709042015
what flavor :o
>>709042444
TRIPS FLAVOR!!!!!
>>709041537
That's mean, shino~ ;~;
>>709041575
Ok, if I find and good steaming sites, I'll let you know!
>>709041660
Like this? >
>>709041345
pedo
