Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Anon who rolls 55 must rap every word in this thread
Dampfschiffahrtskapitänsmützenabzeichen
Eres puto
Nigger
>>709011524
Lol good thing it's not me
i like dicks
din javla fitta fan helvete
My cock nigger. My ass nigger
I'm voting for Hillary and I love amy Schumer.
>>709011524
say no more
OP didn't say to post it so no risk
its easy
nigga holocaust never happened
>>709011524
Pyjama Sam.
>>709012621
Are you really that afraid of posting your voice here even though you're anonymous?
Be a bit more assertive anon.
hash browns
Raisin brand nigga eatin fan bran quidditch
rollin
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
>>709013222
Check'b
Quads fuck
>>709013222
Shit son, that's a mouthful, should of ended with 'word' though
>>709013222
fuck not this again
burb
TRIIPPPIIIIN
I got so far, but in the end
It doesn't even matter.
I had to fall to loose it all, but in the end it doesn't even matter
Banana peeled of solid grain leather
Upper West side Story of my favorite part of the laundry room next to me
I search lolita on imgfap constantly
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!
- Bee-men.
- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...
...9:15.
That concludes our ceremonies.
And begins your career
at Honex Industries!
Will we pick ourjob today?
WORD~
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
oooh that's a spicy meatball
rawr xD
waiting for rap
3.1415926535897932 PIE
when dat 55 appear tho
if dubs or greater than god really exists
N-N-NN NANI!?!?!?!?!!1!?!111/?!?11>?
>>709014447
Gods dead
YA'll want some satanic trips
myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
bombastic
>>709014657
No he isn't.
i aint rappin shit bitch ass nigga
Alright I'll do it.
>>709011524
No worries im safe
>>709011524
Röd gröd med flöde
Rød grød med fløde
mic check 1 2
FUCK NIGGERS
2 1 kcehc cim
>>709015042
cheers
i cook eggroll in my pussy
I hate niggers, I hate jews, I hate spics and arabs too.
niggly biggly
>>709011524
Uh, yeah
2015
I think that women are equal and should be treated respectfully
If I see a drunk lady at the bar I won't use the situation to exploit her
Transgender women are women and I can dig that
Fuck niggers
They call me slim chode because I have a thin noodle
My ass feels tight. Better loosen it some
>>709011524
deadass timberlands bitchass nigga
I would like a somewhat large serving portion of a humongous mac donald burger cookery meal.
Shfifty Shvfive
Roller boller cok on doller
gas the kikes race war now
jews are okay, okay ?
5555 sok it fukers
>>709015554
close faggot
>>709015554
shet son
>>709015554
off by one
>>709015554
BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Rolling
Rawlin
Jews for 55
If I get 666, then I go out and ask random chicks for numbers
>>709015619
shameless reroll
Thats whats happenin'!
Strange Music Box!
Got us tappin' in!
Strange Music Box!
Bump That slap Again!
Strange Music Knocks!
Back Up, Openin'!
Strange Music Box!
GOD BLACK COCK TASTES GOOD YUMMY
>>709015667
>>709015554
Fuckin Christ, I hate this game.
>>709014786
Dont know which god YOU are talking about
But i think moot died when he left this place
YEURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SCHOTSMAHN T'AINT A TRUUUUUUUEEEEEE SCHOTSMAHN THAT T'HEAR IS A FAKE.
Google Ultron. The Jitterbug Gang.
Adobe Reader. Chippo Man.
Pooping Bandit. Cheerio, my dear chum!
Anon who rolls 55 must eat their own dried up cum.
seven 7 sh7evn7en
If I get 777, I'm not a god.
Rollin biitch
>>709015672
One last roll for the troll toll
The Troll (spoken over music): You came at the right time!
The Nightman: Is he sleeping?
The Troll: Yeah! He's sleeping right over there! Just the way you like 'em! Did you bring the toll?
The Nightman: Confound your lousy toll, troll!
Troll:
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
If You Wanna Get Into That Boy's soul
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
You want the baby boy's soul
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
You gotta pay the Troll Toll
To get in!
Troll Toll!
Lead Boy:: What'd you say?!
Troll: :Troll Toll!
The Nightman:: Hey Hey Hey!
Troll:: Troll Toll.
The Nightman: Here's your toll, troll!
The Troll: Your boy awaits!
The Nightman: At last the boy's soul is mine!
>>709011524
RAPPIDAPIDAP
>>709015793
Aw yiss
Reconfirm with 888
O shit
Fuck my ass baby its hot af
Yo Yo.
FUWA FUWA RU
FUWA FUWA RI
ANNA SATSU KYOUSHITSU MIYU
ABBA KO BOO NU
BAKYOU FAKKYU KUU KUU
information is power
If 55 10/10 cuck
rollin
>>709015875
no it isnt
>>709015424
Albino black sheep!!!
CHECK'M
Chek m8, no b8, r8 8/8 for some str8 shit out of this b8d g8 suck 8 dicks faggot
gonna do it bros
keksimus
>>709015554
rekkiro
I have a pen
I am a gay furry
>>709015799
Wait, are you saying "you gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys hole"? I'm uncomfortable with this.
>>709015904
It is power, only if you use the information.
boom bop bibbity bam boom, i am not a rapper
Al Hamdulilah
If 55 information isn't power
Checkem
If dubs then fuck you
[Please scream for this part]
MOM I FUCKING HATE YOU GO FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE KILL YOURSELF
cheese whip
>>709016040
If my post ends in 7 u're gay
>>709016087
I love this game.
No shit
>>709016111
Yay trips, fuck off, niggroes
Leggo
bunp
>>709016111
CHECKED
>>709016111
checked
>>709016159
pnub
Forever a cuck
>>709016087
If my post ends in a 3 you're a pefo
>>709016111
Imma roll some more, trips sends me faith
How do I do doo doo in do doow doo dooe do doo?
כל המדינה מכון ליוי
בתוך אזילה של בית תמחוי
Reply to this post or nothing will happen
>>709016204
If my post ends in 5 you're still gay . Add stupid
сегодня в Москве на станции в Москве
This is Professor Hanger.
He hangs from the ceiling.
Go fucking hang yourself.
vocaroo.com/i/s1NjysOIhnjk
>DONE
>>709016254
That was a close call, phew.
>>709016254
SO FUCKING CLOSE
>>709016254
so fucking close
>>709016233
Double pedo confirmed
If my post ends in singles then my waifu is real.
>>709016245
>>709016248
>>>
> Anonymous 10/23/16(Sun)17:08:44 No.709016248 ▶
>Reply to this post or nothing will happen
sssss
>>709011524
KNEES WEAK TRIPS ARE HEAVY THERES 55 ON MY THREAD ALREADY, MOMS DUBGHETTI
>>709016305
If my post is dubs, she cucks you
55 gets laid
>>709011524
This post will end in 6
If dubs or higher than everyones waifu is shit.
The higher my number, the more shit everyones waifu is.
watch me deliver
>>709016375
Same
>>709016437
This post will end in 5
>>709011524
Rollan
>>709016454
>>709016458
FUGG IT TOOK 5 SECS TO POST
>>709016465
Confirmed cuck
>>709016465
This post will end in 1, dubs.
>>709016454
AGAIN
im a female......
>>709016343
If my post is dubs then you deserve to die.
I can't record lol
europa toscan
>>709016511
g0d
>>709016254
If mine ends in a seven you're gay and retarded and a pedo aaaand a ctr shill
>>709016511
Holy shit
>>709016511
I'm a fucking God. Ends in 3
>>709016277
GOD IS
>>709016536
same kek
[Run]
Run.. (Run..) D.. (D) M.. (M) C.. (C)
Rock.. (rock.. rock..)
For you! (for you.. for you..)
Fresh (fresh.. fresh..)
{*guitar solo*}
[Run]
For all you sucker MC's perpetratin a FRAUD
Your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold bored
You're the kind of guy that girl ignored
I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD
My name is Joseph Simmons but my middle name's Lloyd
And when I'm rockin on the mic, you should all applaud
Because we're (wheelin, dealin, we got a funny feelin)
We rock from the floor up the ceilin
We groove it (you move it) it has been proven
We calm the savage beast because our music is SOOTHIN
We create it (relate it) and often demonstrate it
We'll diss a sucker MC make the other suckers hate it
We're rising (suprising) and often hypnotizing
We always tell the truth and then we never slip no lies in
No curls (no braids) peasy-head and still get paid
Jam Master cut the record up and down and cross-fade
{*guitar solo*}
[Run]
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail
Witty as can be and not for sale
Always funky fresh, could NEVER be stale
[D.M.C.]
Took a test to become an MC and didn't fail
I couldn't wait to demonstrate
All the super def rhymes that I create
I'm a wizard of a word, that's what you heard
And anything else is quite absurd
I'm the master of a mic, that's what I say
And if I didn't say that, you'd say it anyway
[Run]
Bust into the party, come in the place
See the first things come, the music in your face
Girls on the walls, some on the floor
6et
Ambulance tarongo
>>709016543
I mean 3,obviously
Apfer plapfer wipfers scarffers woogliy boogly pook n' spoogly niggly naggly wiggly waggly
i dont feel like doing it im a girl btw
>>709016565
This post will be trips
>get
>>709016666
QUADS WITNESSED
>>709016277
>Good mic
>african american accent
>doesn't even need a beat
>voice so smooth you should consider voice acting
10/10 I've found the rap jesus
ayy niggauh
>>709016277
if moi post ends in 45 then ur a shit
>>709016659
This post ends in 8. I end in your mom.
>>709016666
Nice Quads
>>709016666
Jackson Warren
>>709016666
Dubs means an orgy will break out
Can I get dubs ?
Get get get
>>>
>>709016731
If mine ends in six you gotta suck this dick
>>709016830
Maybe trips ?
Get 55 already you cunts
>>709016858
This ends in 3. You're a woman.
If trips I will shave my ass
Nigger pussy is the best pussy
55 get
>
69 get
Niggar
Jokes on you 4chin I'm shaving it anyways
>>709016277
>letting everyone know you're a nigger
>>709016731
If this post ends in 3 you gotta rape your dad
>>709016969
>>709016965
U ashol.
>>709016965
>>709016969
mix up passport
with pink vice flyer
>>709016991
If dubs, you finger your ass on stream
Fuckit, gimme 55, I wanna unleash this flow
>>709017110
Spam m8
U guys are is a nggur
>>709017089
If 5 you gotta shit in a cup and eat it on stream
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR
This post ends in 218
ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR
>>709017154
FUCK
Actually, I'm kinda relieved. I never wanted to rap.
TAKBIR!
Shika shika i willa deliva
>>709017224
ALLAAAAAAAAAHU AKBAR
55 get, stand back niggas
>>709016277
>african american accent
>can't pronounce 118,000
Typical...
Seriously, you did good though.
>>709017178
If 2 you do a red rocket on your dad
>>709011524
believe and achieve
>>709011524
This is taking too long, here you fags go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
dindu nuffin
>>709017262
fug ;'D
Al heisa d'illah
Check it niggus
Ends it 347
>>709011524
swag attack coming
I'm the only one here with any flow, gimme them dubs
>>709017262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
O SHIT NIGGA
no ragrets
With me is not good cherry eating
Doggo get me 55
>>709017256
Post is 2 and you gotta fap outside your local middle school
>>709017356
Me 3
Moeeeeep moeeeeeeeeeeeeep TRAINSTATION hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>709017154
>>709016454
>>709016254
>>709015554
>>709017356
please god help us
>>709016277
nice, good job anon
>>709017449
This is 7. You eat a bag of Cheetos on stream.
MY DICK GES BIGGA CUZZ EIMA KRAAZI NIGA
THE HOLY HOOT
If I get 66 the rap needs to be rapped in reverse order
roll
If post ends in 47 this thread 404s
Bush did 9/11
Pussy pussy pussy marijuana juana
Rollerinno winnerinno
If i get trips then everyone will rap this thread
>>709017512
If this is a 9 you gotta wrap a poop in a tortilla and eat it on sream
roolll
If 55 suicide on live cam
Correction , GEORGE w Bush did 9/11
IF dubs or higher then the second part of this thread must be sung in a classical style.
>>709017262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18jF4T4XBhh
If 76 then everyone has to post theit best nudes
>>709017685
If 23 you gotta eat a live bug
not gonna do it
If this post is not 55 next post has to rap
Get 86 for 4chan pass
>>709017733
Wins
give me the succ
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
pad kid poured curd pulled cold
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Father father why have forssakkkeen meeeeeee
My boss told me to have a good day...
So I went home
flippin' and trippin'
kicking and
- wait, is that a squirrel outside?
This is so a coincidence
If 467 then the universe owes me 1 million USD and a blowjob
Witness me
>>709017733
If this ends in a 7 you gotta post nudes of ye mom
Roll
I have a crippling, I have a depression.
UGGHH
Crippling deppression.
I have an Osteo, I have a Porosis.
UGGGHHHH
Osteoporosis.
I have Crippling Depression, I have Osteoporosis.
UGGGHHHHHGGGGGGGHGHGHGHGHH...
Crippling Osteoporosis.
>>709017898
Post ends in 5 you gotta blow a stranger
Black people are human beings
Is post ends in 69 then someone has to let me cuck their gf
Rol
>>709018007
If post ends in 8 you jump from a building
>>709017980
Seen it. Fairly good kek.
>>709011524
ass to ass
Aint gonna deliver
55 get
If 45 I'm fucking OPs mom tonight
Rolling
desk very messy
situation dire
>>709018146
So close anon
http://www.mediafire.com/?m4ybkhmtd8h2hvr
>>709018177
Shit son.
>>709018223
SATAN EXISTS NIGGEREREREere
If dubs 4 then someone has to pay me $20
If CP then OP dies
>rolling for confirm
>>709011524
poopy towel
How the fuck has no one got 55 yet?
Niggercunt
Check em
I don't know.
[spoiler] this post is 55 isn't it [/spoiler]
>>709016277
I'm making a beat or this right now
>>709018080
If post end in 4 you gotta drown yourself
>>709011775
le mom's spagetti XD
>>709018454
I'm going to quit this thread unless dubs.
Will stick around until I get 55 is post ends with
>62
>>709017262
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OGY50csNsD
jokes on you nigga my mom's already dead
>>709018462
If 3 you go read a book, you uncultured swine
Did anyone roll 55 yet. I haven't read all the way through
I've got a pen. I've got an apple. Uh, apple pen. I've got a pen. I've got pineapple. Uh, pineapple pen. Apple pen. Pineapple pen. Uh, pen pineapple apple pen
Roll
roll lol :D
>55 get goddamnit
nigger nogger asshole clogger
>>709018588
U're so gay lol :D
Post ends in 6 if true
Shit on a dick
three hundred fucking replies
even if 55 won't do it, too much text.
>>709018454
Sweet Jauses
>>709018499
Ets dubs so u stay here forever
This is the end of this thread. No one gets 55. Fuckers.
>>709018687
>>709018454
>>709017154
>>709016454
>>709016254
>>709015554
>>709017356
border always crazy
stories very funny
>>709018656
Are we all autismos anon?
Holy shit anyone rolled it yet?
55 Inc boys
Check it fuckers. If get, I make new thread.
>>709018656
man with passport from impor but issued lesrenadi
rekt
Finally
No gets, wtf thread
Get 55 for cancer
Niggers gotta nig
I'm a fucking nigger
I nig with my fellow niggers
Nigger
fifty foive?
>>709016277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1etDUgEuH3S
>i made this with the full knowledge no one would hear it
Last post, check my 8888
>>709018877
double dubs
Since you're all totally incapable of getting 55. Here you go.
>>709020016
>>709018877
Close buddy, close.
>>709018869
Holy shit. Es good.
There are no 55s
55 chekk
This post is a life saver.
>>709018956
kek
No 55?
>because op is truly a faggot
>>709018921
I appreciate it
If 55 then this thread will be derailed.
>inb4 55
>inb4 thread gets deleted before rap
>inb4 eminem is not so good.
55 illegal ITT
>>709018956
So fucking close anon
>>709019015
>>709019068
this is so cucked, mods fucking with us.
OOOHH YAAA
MANKO MANKO
ONII CHIN CHIN
FUCK NIGGER ASS DICK SHIT PUSSY CRAP LIL FAGGET
Rollerinno winnerinno
>>709019052
new thread
eazy
