What's the easiest suicide method that costs nothing? I'm thinking of laying my neck on a train track and using the train wheel as a guillotine, but I'm incredibly scared that it won't work and I'll be mangled but alive instead.
>>709001536
>>709001536
youre literally retarded.
>>709001536
freeway
have a gun out around cops
might not work if you're white
>Fill up tub with water
>Drown yourself or use toaster
>If too poor for tub & toaster, find lake, drown self
>>709001536
Don't do it anon, any problem you have can definitely be worked out
>>709001818
yes... by suicide.
>>709001788
Dont drown yourself its literally the worst fucking thing ever. Water filling up your lungs, insides etc. Use the toaster
>>709001818
So I've been hearing for years, but I continue to be a worthless unemployed failure and life only gets worse.
No more deliberation; time to meet the end now.
>>709001638
Why?
>>709002153
Toaster sounds painful as fuck though.
>>709002153
>cheapest
He didn't say fastest, quickest, or most painless.
>cheapest way to kill yourself
God even in death you kikes won't stop.
>>709002268
I think toaster would hurt less than the shock from the train track.
I think best way is to jump off tall stuff.
Whats ur age, Op?
Why do you want to kill yourself?
steal gun if you can't afford
shoot self
ez
Semi related I guess but when my family started looking into our family tree we found out we're related to over ten people who have committed suicide by train. I also know a kid who tried to commit suicide by train but just ended up losing his legs instead somehow. I don't really see how you could fuck it up though. It seems simple enough.
If you will kill yourself anon please bring a lot of normies with you.
Be an hero that we deserved anon
"Easiest" seems like it would be falling from a large height.
If no tall buildings/bridges are around, hanging seems pretty hard to screw up as long as you research how to tie the knot correctly.
Spend all your money, go on a trip idk
Just do me the favor of streaking Area 51 naked
>>709002268
why?
Because you will not stay on the track to get your head cut off, self presevation would kick in. Plus your also making the driver of the train an unwilling victim in your failures. Do you know how many longhaul drivers have to do therapy from PTSD from jumpers/suicides on their trains? Pretty fucked, you cunt.
Go jump off a cliff somewhere. You cannot back out once youre over, its free, and if anyone finds you its likely just going to be seen as a slip/fall.
Dont be a dick and leave your shit around for others to be impacted.
Nigga. Just throw yourself from a fucking huge building. You get the joy of skydiving and the sweet release of death all in one.
>>709001536
you can allways just off something very tall
>>709002782
He's got no excuses now.
>>709003036
>just off something very tall
How is slaying a giraffe gonna help?
Cheapest way to suicide
How fucking Jewish can you get. You're about to die but you don't want to spend any money.
Who gives a fuck?
Go to Area 51 and run naked, so the camouflage guys know you are not a terrorist, would it be too much to go out knowing the truth?
>>709001536
Been kicking it around for a while.
My plan would be to become recklessly drunk, take 15-30mg of xanax, maybe some heroin if i could get any, then slit my wrists.
Being drunk would make me want to pass on its own, the xanax will guarantee i pass out amd stay passed out, the heroin to rush getting there.
I would be passed out bleeding to death
Go to the local zoo and climb in with the gorillas. Harambe's revenge.
>>709003164
Not tall enough to help. Think taller.
Think giraffe, standing on the back of a giraffe, standing on the empire state building.
>>709003311
I have to slay 2 giraffes and a building now?
This is starting to sound too much like hard work anon.
>>709003564
No no, you only have to slay the first giraffe. It will knock out the second on the way down, the building is just for scenic purposes.
>>709003644
I do like a view when I'm giraffe slaying.
The slowest way to kill yourself is to think about suicide all day
Cmon bro, do something with your life. Go out, meet people, etc
>>709003252
Thats less then 80$
25mg of xanax-$25
Cheap vodka-$10
Heroin-15-30$
>>709002858
I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about the train driver actually. Hell my state of mind has become so sadistic in my downward spiral that I even fantasize about killing a lot of people before I go just for the fun of it. Even with the "PTSD" of running over someone their life is probably still 1,000,000x better than mine.
However your raise a very valid point about the self preservation thing. I've already thought about that primal instinct a lot and figure it will take at least a few suicide attempts before I can override it effectively.
>>709002533
>Australia
>gun
xd
>>709003212
I don't have any money in the first place which is one of the reasons I'm offing myself. I can't afford a helium tank or any fancy suicide method like that.
>>709003750
Antisocial and I don't drink. If I went to a bar I'd probably just sit in the corner like a sperg for 3 hours then go home.
>>709002453
19, my life is a massive flop. No friends, never had (and never will) a job, recently lost most of my possessions so all I can do is browse 4chan and sleep all day, can't even download movies or play vidya anymore. It's all very sad and not worth living anymore.
>>709003164
by letting fall on you? duhhh
>>709001788
Is it even possible to drown yourself?
I can only imagine it by attaching a heavy rock or smth like that and jump off a boat... but just floating in water till you drown wouldnt work bc you'd get out automatically when you run out of oxygen i think its a survival thing you can't control
>>709004103
Oh okay, well then yeah best off yourself, apparently youre an insufferable cunt.
>people still thinking suicide is the answer in 2016
>>709004276
>Blow all the air out of your lungs.
>Hold breath for as long as possible.
>Dunk head in water.
>Attempt to take a deep gasp of air.
>>709004276
that's why people don't drown in bathtubs
>>709004741
But they do drown in bathtubs anon?
>>709004103
Why does everyone think its some impossibility to get a gun in australia.
Its literally a 2 hour trip out the back with a slab of xxxx and a carton of winnie blues. Country cunts will hook your shit right up.
>>709001536
Do you have a job?
>>709004756
how did they measure the agony faggot?
>>709004901
Of course not
>>709005103
Haha same thought.
Also who the fuck thinks burning yourself is a good idea ...
Agony over 9000 actually
>>709004103
>19
nugget, get out
>>709005278
Any kind of welfare?
>>709005548
sure but it's a pittance and not worth living on
im 19 too, i've though about this for a while; ive come to reason that the best way would be to get a canister of helium or nitros oxide and a medical inhalation mask. walk or drive as far out of the city into a ditch and kill yourself by strapping the mask around your face and allowing the gas to knock you out and asphyxiate you
>>709005590
Become a drug addict, you won't want to die if you're chasing the dragon
>>709005695
heh... funny, but theres a bit of truth to that.
I mean, its not the best reason to live, but it gives you A reason to live.
>>709005690
and for the record, i dont think you will feel much pain with your train method, you will have so much adrenaline that you wouldn't even notice. crashed my motorbike at 90kmph, didnt feel shit till 1.5 hours later
>>709005812
but did you crash it into a train?
I mean, it hardly counts if the train was somehow not involved.
>>709005812
>>709006011
Yea and dying probably hurts a lot more than not dying. At least it's over quicker though.
>>709006011
i crashed into a kangaroo, but thats besides the point.
if you have enough adrenaline you probably wont have enough time to feel the pain, because well, youd be dead by then, at least for your sake. itd suck not dying.
still dont think think you should do it, get on the centrelink.
Joblink Plus (at least in NSW) can help you out.
>>709006273
well maybe not, in a lot of cases not dying can be more painful than, you know, not feeling anything at all.
whether that be emotionally of physically
>>709006310
Lmfao mate, those job agencies are utterly worthless. Don't know what you're talking about.
>>709006310
Was the kangaroo proceeded by the train, or operating the train?
Where does the train factor into this situation anon?
>>709006424
>Don't know what you're talking about.
yeah youre probably right, suicide is the only option.
>>709006381
Fucking hell I wish I knew that years ago.
Next time I fall over and bump my knee, fuck paracetamol I'm gonna drink bleach.
>>709001536
That train idea worked for an old man in my city. It was his second attempt. The first left him crippled. A 22 yo girl killed herself from jumping off a parking garage onto concrete. Some 34 year old in assisted living jumped from 14 stories onto ice.
>>709006668
if falling over and bumping your knee is what you call pain then your bitch ass deserves the bleach
>>709006442
The kangaroo sexually identified as a train.
get hypothermia, its initially quite uncomfortable (less so if your drunik, which speeds up heat loss anyway) but soon becomes quite pleasant.
I almost died from it myself 10/10 would do again tho (if i was a faggot like op)
>>709006764
Sos hard.
>>709006847
Fuck, this guy knows what hes talking about then.
Yep, trains the way to go.
If you're lucky enough to get hit by a train, you're living the dream.
Wouldn't a good ol' knife do the trick?
One of my grandparents friends was driving and some drunk guy rammed his bike into the back of the car he was driving. When hitting the rear window he sliced his neck open and bled out on the pavement.
>>709007684
He wasn't dressed like a kangaroo by any chance, was he?
>>709007813
They didn't say unfortunately
take a fuck ton of random pills you have before you do it and make sure the train isn't driving at snail speed then
>>709004103
>19
>no friends
find more friends then
i was 25, living alone, no job or school and with no friends living anywhere nearby, but then i suddenly met this cute girl by accident who now actually cares about me (as a friend, she has a bf)
anything can happen
ofc im not murica-tier fat and i've been told i have a pretty face but anyway
>>709002819
All his $12, im sure OP would have bought a gun if he had vacation money laying around
>>709001788
Im pretty sure most electronics/ house wiring is wired with this in mind so OP will most likely be depressed wet and down a toaster rather than happy dead and filling his parents expectations
>>709007842
You would have thought they would have mentioned something like that. Especially one that sexually identifies as a train.
>>709006310
Sorry anon I thought I'd found your killer.
>>709008000
as previous mentioned
>Australia
>gun
xd
>>709008022
>I thought I'd found your killer
he didnt kill me, i killed him or whatever the personal pronoun of a train is
>>709008022
I don't think he had time to ask while he was bleeding out anon
>>709008175
>>709008196
Sorry, case of mistaken identity.
Carry on about your business folks, nothing to see here.
>>709008196
they normally tell you without you asking
>>709004871
Are you saying if i drove over to bega with beer and cigs i can trade for a gun?
Just Swallow some cyanide
>>709008448
>bega
youd have better luck in bankstown or auburn
Go to local mosque.
Accuse them of not being peaceful.
>>709008409
Ner, I heard that trains that sexually identify as kangaroos are very timid creatures.
>>709008087
I dont think you know very much about prison buddy
>>709001536
If you have a car and a garage turn on the engine and let the fumes peacefully kill you.
If not take ten sleeping pills with alcohol and enjoy the rest of your life until you pass out and never wake up
>>709008537
no, im a good little white boy
>>709008713
>>709008087
>be me
>live in Australia
>owns a gun
Just ask that shady guy you buy your weed from if he knows where to get one
i think op should suicide bomb something and blame the islams
preferably with lots of people,
maybe run a shit tonne of people over with a truck then jump out into oncoming traffic
>>709008815
>>709008513
Be right back
>>709008448
yah I am pretty much saying that I guess. That seems to be the general gist of what im dribbling about, Although anon is right, try bankstown/auburn.
>>709001536
i will seriously suggest something to you that might sway your wish to kill yourself (very untypical of /b i know)
why not go out into the desert and fucking do a bunch of mescaline or lsd before you try to kill yourself?
how can you even think about killing yourself, when life is such a wonderful thing. humans are spoiled fucking species, you have all these wonderful things, you can see things, you can hear things, you can feel things, you can have so many experiences before you die, that you can't even experience them all. why do you want to kill yourself?
there are people lying in hospital beds or in homes that would give everything just to be in your place. don't be a fucking autistic retard. don't kill yourself. go out and take the world in.
>>709008521
Fuck back to Queensland fag
>>709008883
Have you ever actually tried to smash a bunch of LSD when youre a sad brain?
It doesnt always workout m8ey
>>709008883
those people in hospitals have shit to give though, op has nothing.
Do you own a car and a hose op? I can help your pain
>>709008983
yeah give me your car, i'll strangle you with the hose
>>709001536
Join the Kurds in ther battle with ISIL.
>your a retard so im sure you will forget to duck
>>709008960
LSD no, mescaline is better, or mushrooms
>>709008962
even better. you can motivate yourself to make something happen in your "empty" life.
I went through multiple episodes of wanting to die, but not really wanting to die, if that makes any sense. There are so many books to be read, so many foods to be tasted, so many places to see and discover, so many people to meet.
Its only hard if you want it to be hard.
OP, don't be such a pathetic looser, man the fuck up and go do something with your life, because you don't get another one!
>>709008883
>>709001536
You carry on with with the kangaroo plan OP.
Or you could always consider slaying a giraffe or 2 like we discussed earlier?
>>709009130
Ahh insults. The key to motivating depressed people.
>>709009130
Op should do DMT
>>709009130
>There are so many books to be read, so many foods to be tasted, so many places to see and discover, so many people to meet.
although i do agree with you and op shouldn't an hero, you dont have to be such a faggot about it
>>709001536
You will not survive getting run over by a train as long as you don't freak out and try to get up in the last minute. Take some pills or be REALLY drunk before heading to the train tracks.
What you should consider is the psychological damage you will cause the train driver, or the driver of a car/truck if you go for the idiotic route of >>709001678. This method will most likely cause people to swerve and kill themselves, or others, not you. If you're lucky, you get hit, but still endanger the lives of others.
Find a tall structure and jump off it. It might be hard getting on the outside of the building, but with a little preparation (tools to break any locks/windows/fences and some scouting before hand) you should be good to go. Remember that you need about 150 feet (46 meters) on land for the 96-98% lethal zone. Don't try a flip, you'll probably overflip. Once you get close to the ground, try to hit it with your ass or head, depending on how you've moved through the air. Spine and head is what you're going for.
Also, a rope is very cheap, and a thick cord is probably going to do the trick.
>>709001536
premanent solution for a temorary problem
pussy fgt
>>709009219
i know it sounds faggy, but its the god damn truth man
>>709009213
this
>>709009284
i believe the phrase is "temporary solution for a permanent problem"
Get married , have a family.. get a job.. work for 40 years.... guaranteed heart attack or possibly embolism.
>>709009219
im just trying to motivate this dude so he wouldn't kill himself.... if i told him the shorter version, he might not give a fuck about my comment
>>709009130
>Its only hard if you want it to be hard.
What a load of bullshit. No wonder you didn't kill yourself, you told yourself that you were so depressed and felt so bad, when in reality you seem like a fucking crybaby.
If you honestly think depression is about will power you have not experienced real depression. Keep telling yourself you're so fucking enlightened by your hardships.
>projecting your own experience upon others psychological well-being
You SHOULD kill yourself.
>>709004700
Are you retarded? even if your body did let you breath in, as soon as the water hit your throat your body would jump out of the water and gasp for air.
>>709009438
And I believe we would of been in a whole lot better state if Kevin Rudd stayed prime minister.
Opinions are like arseholes though right anon
>>709001536
Don't do the train thing, or anything that requires someone else to be directly responsible for your death, like suicide by cop. That's a bitch move.
Not saying you shouldn't kill yourself. I know fuck all about you, but there are worse things than death. Just don't do the train thing.
source
>have friend who was conductor for amtrak
>over his career he personally witnessed 3 people kill themselves this way
>kinda fucked him up, he blamed himself for a lotta years
>is cool now though, after he retired
>>709002666
When autism speaks
>>709009668
Sauce on pic? Looks a lot like my ex.. I'm impressed!
>>709009526
Are you that guy who said people can't drown in bathtubs again?
Fine I concede.
Humans can breath water in and be totally fine.
There is no such thing as drowning on dry land and we're all aquatic now.
Hope you're fucking proud of yourself faggot.
>>709009862
literally got it from here, this morning, someone posted 3-4 pics of her in an OC thread, only saved a couple others, will post
>>709009948
>>709009862
>>709009908
the fuck? people drown in baths all the time. Some specifically have level controls to deal with the issue.
Cheapest and most likely to be successful is hanging.
But why not take all your cash and go live in Cambodia for a few years. Very cheap cost of living, good quality $5 hookers, plenty of Westerners also running from their problems.
Its cheap as fuck, afew thousand a year to live very well off.
Try not to be unhappy there. What do you have to lose?
>>709009981
last one, don't think it's the same chick. also, wasn't in an OC thread was in a short hair/tomboy thread I
>>709009908
Most people drowning in bathtubs are either drunk, high, old, or hit their heads. Inducing drowning is a painful and unreliable method. There's many MANY better options.
>>709009981
>>709009948
Oh that pic i asked about, looks EXACTLY like my ex, except for the glasses, my ex had thicker frames, unless she's changed.. Hah, thanks!
>>709009465
see this is the problem when you talk about something you don't know shit about
i am talking from real life experience. i was severely depressed two months ago. you have no idea who i am or what my life was like.
you can STRICTLY overcome depression by will power. see, what you said, just goes to show how little you know about the things you speak about.
if you think there are other ways to overcome depression, good for you. but i am suggesting to him something that worked for me. the will to live comes from being WILLING, being inspired and motivated. its psychological.
you're a fucking moron dude. i won't suggest to anyone that they should kill themselves. but you should be far away from people with that attitude.
>>709010135
>>709010063
so op, have you decided on a method yet?
>>709010003
No they don't. Didn't you read my post? Life is gonna be like a cross between waterworld and spongebob from now on. All because some faggot thinks staying awake in the bath means drowning is impossible.
ahhhhhhh don't kill yourself
whatever it is will blow over, life is broad
>>709010665
this
>>709006310
Fucking australians
>>709010665
>>709010701
samefag
>>709010552
No I didnt
go on, point out this retarded as fuck post.
>>709004103
holy fuck you really should killyourself just for that being the criteria on which you decide to do it.
>>709001536
If you're a white male, don't kill yourself. Please.
>>709009445
Maybe if these things seamed like a possibility op wouldnt be feeling suicidal
>>709009585
We all have them but i can only see others?
>>709001536
Not a train track. Do something which will reduce mess for cleaners (like a simple noose, or suffocate yourself with nitrogen gas). Try be a bit more considerate next time, please and thank you.
[Nitrogen gas is probably the least scary/painless, but I guess it might cost a bit. Money shouldn't be a problem though, just get a credit card, order liquid nitrogen, play around with it for a bit in a room with no ventilation, you won't even notice you're suffocating, you'll just become drowsy then die.]
>>709010171
Yet you expect your experience to stand above someone elses?
I am, and have been depressed for 14 years.
I have friends and family with clinical depression. The fact that I criticize your anecdotal and solely personal view of the matter has nothing to do with me, but considering the bullshit you justify your idea of knowing better than anyone else with, my view should be more valid than yours. You see, talking about your own personal experience means absolutely NOTHING. Just because the common way of dealing with it, the current course of action in most situations, is to activate yourself, does in no way mean manning up. Your 2 month depressive episode is not the same as clinical depression, which often needs a complete restructure of ones life. Even the method of rehabilitation in that case is not about manning up, or thinking that it's hard just because someone 'wants it' to be hard.
>>709011016
I dont get this picture.. What is it showing exactly?
>>709001536
Why the fuck would you worry for the cost if you're going to kill yourself?
>>709008960
Still better then a bullet
>>709011120
listen to me, see
you are depressed for 14 years and you're still clinging to your method.
what i am suggesting to you, is to change it up. if it didn't work out for you for 14 years, i doubt it will work in the future.
i really don't have bad intentions, and yes, maybe i came off as cocky or something to you, my apologies. if you really knew what to do, you wouldn't be depressed to begin with, so i would take any advice from you, since you came off as a deeply depressed antisocial maniac who tells people to kill themselves on image boards. you have problems my friend, and you can read the same advice i gave op, it applies to you as well.
i am not valuing my experience over yours, im just stating my subjective experience. and those two months are not the only times i felt depressed. i sincerely hope you will get over it, because i kind of know how it feels, obviously not to your degree.
>>709004756
1.7 minutes for shotgun to head... fuck you
>>709011218
its not a samefag
>>709010804
Well if you're gonna call it retarded, I don't wanna...
>>709011582
thats because its retarded anon.
Your answer was bad, and you should feel bad.
>>709011574
>>709011218
It was samefag. I got proof right here. I hackzord his system and managed to grab the actual image before he edited it.
>>709011911
Fucks given?
>>709011924
nice try bro
>>709012041
Bout as many as deaths there are in a bathtub im guessing.
>>709012117
Fucking one trick pony you, ain't ya?
>>709012093
Thanks anon, that was one of my best pieces to date.
You honestly sound like a prick you should really just kill yourself
>>709011546
You're on /b/, expecting anyone to be nice is just silly. You don't see the irony, do you?
You're assuming I haven't been through years of therapy focused on activation, and fact of the matter is that this is not always the right course of action. Some things need to change, but it's not always about will power, that's just some pseudo-scientific bullshit. You cannot control your thinking by thinking, no matter how much you tell yourself you can. You cannot change chemical imbalances by thinking through the faulty system. You're telling the nervous system to fix itself, that's not going to happen for everyone.
At some point I believe that people that want to die, that want to kill themselves, have the right to feel that way. They are the ones living with their own demons, so to speak, and they are the ones who have to fight it. If they want to, they have the right to give up and end their lives. It's tragic, and I'd do anything I can to help them get out of that situation, but OP didn't ask for our pity, I will spare him the details and help him or her achieve what they want. Because what's worse than a person killing themselves is a person that wants to die, but get turned into a fucking vegetable because they got shitty advice on an imageboard.
>>709001536
>become negro
>walk past an officer
win
Use the old helium and gas mask trick
>>709012408
I have no idea who you're talking to? I assume OP but since he was an hero about an hour ago I'll go ahead and mediate for the group.
>>709012544
>free
>>709012611
Of course Im talking to OP he sounds like a real piece of shit
>>709002666
Calm down Satan
>>709012748
You can't talk about the deceased that way anon.
His name was Robert Paulson.
>>709012939
>Robert Paulson
from fight club?
>>709013100
God damn it anon. This is why we can never have anything nice.
>>709012939
Wait op became an hero?
>>709012456
i genuinely feel sorry for you bro
i had a hard life, but wasn't depressed that much because im optimist in heart. i lived through 3 wars, death of almost all family members, women leaving me throughout my whole life and i still think that life is worth living. so, take at least that from me. world is a shitty place, life can be shitty at times, but is still a very unique experience. hope you will get better!
>>709002153
>Dont drown yourself its literally the worst fucking thing ever.
Drowning is serene, a really peaceful experience (I have drowned before) but no chance of recovering without external help. Best way todie imo
>>709003249
This OP
http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html#Oil
>>709013344
the fuck you talking about, drowning is on par with fucking burning
>>709013267
im confused now
>>709013319
or the faggot when to sleep, its like 12am where he lives
>>709013344
You drowned before? Are you retarded?
>>709013454
Like a toaster wouldn't feel burny
>>709013319
Yea he was a proper /b/ro. Even offered to live stream it. We obviously declined because that's just a tactic to out attention whores but yea he did it about an hour and 20 min ago.
>>709013551
Drowning is a cause of death not do and end all
>>709012242
*ba doom tish*
>>709013686
prove it
>>709013705
Hey ghost /b/ro.
I wounder if OP will come back too?
>>709013873
I can't. Live stream is a myth to try and curb all the little faggots attention whoring.
Nobody wants to see a man die.
>>709005103
The % that survived pprobably
>>709004103
So basically what you're saying is your life is actually not that bad you're just a over dramatic whiny bitch?
>>709014039
Ok then kill yourself too
>>709014273
That's not funny mate I'm quite cut up about it.
And FYI when we're joking we put KYS we don't spell the full thing.
>>709014416
Newfag
>>709014466
You don't get it do you?
He was one of the originals. Never met the lad put I've been anon chatting to him on here for years. I'm pretty gutted he did it.
>>709003252
This drug combo by itself would kill you, wrist slicing would be unnecessary.
>>709014609
RIP anon
>>709003252
So sic i like it
>>709014609
That wasnt me who said that. And I said kill yourself because im not joking
>>709015955
Why would you write such hurtful, hurtful things?
>>709016497
why not im bored
>>709008000
Nice trips. If only OP could get repeating digits.
Oh well.
If still looking for cheapest way to kys then find a nigger and tell him you are a fried chicken full of watermelon.
>>709016610
So every time you get bored you post nasty comments on the internet?
>>709001536
Drink Clorox
>>709017588
His already dead faggot.
>>709001536
>go sell drugs and traffic humans
>get caught
>live in prison
>???
>profit
>>709017708
What comes before the profit?
>>709018200
Are you retarded? ??? Comes before the profit
>>709018200
Rape
>>709018428
Yea, but what is the ???
It seems like quite an important step in the profit making. Or do you make all the profit in drugs and trafficking and then just stash it somewhere so the cops don't find it?
In that case I don't understand steps 2 and 3 because wouldn't I be better off just buying my own place to live?
>>709002444
Checkt
>>709001885
Kek
Pc extension cord neuce on light fixture hanger
>>709018998
Finally!
Thought I was gonna have a restless nights sleep if someone didn't check that before 404.
Cheers /b/roter.
>>709010063
Know this girl irl
>>709019254
Cheer m8 nice get.
>>709001536
OP, just record yourself going on a rampage, then when everyone is dead, shoot yourself. Even better, live stream it.
OP I hope you have thought long and hard about this and it's not just a spur of the moment decision. My personal emergency exit plan is ligature compression. Easy to obtain materials and it's supposed to be peaceful and quick if done correctly.
>>709001536
Out of curiosity, OP:
Do you have friends, family or anyone close to you?
>>709001536
Literally just Google "best suicide methods". Jump in front of an high speed train (>200km/h)
>>709021201
I use bing.
1. Swat yourself
2. Atack them with plastic gun while screaming "i will shot you!!!!"
3.???
4. Profit
>>709001536
a power current.
either remove your electric oven, there should be one in your house. or climb a train and touch one of those hanging there. you'll die in literal lightspeed.
>>709008883
i needed this thanks anon
ps; not op
>>709002613
Youbfuck it up by changing your mind last second and trying to get out of Dodge but youre retarded ass gets blown off instead of your head.
I would advise you to not use a blade, you will just make a mess and someone will probably find you.
>>709021622
Heard a story once about a rail worker that touched one of those lines with some sort of steel rod he was working with.
He did not die.
Instead all the tips of his fingers and toes exploded and some pretty severe burns.
Don't have proof on validity of the story but I certainly wouldn't want to risk it. Would you?
>>709014154
not many people take a shotgun to the head and live to measure the agony
>>709022934
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6d_1452599848
this is pretty much what happens. one flash and you're dead.
>>709022934
I work around railway lines. Those over head are in excess of 20k ac. You don't have to even touch them, it'll arc if you're close enough some times.
The third rail is ~560dc. It'll kill you too if you're not careful.
Had a Polish chap walk along the lines home after a night drinking and decided to take a piss on it... Wasn't much left of his winky.
>>709023349
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6d_1452599848
That was shit anon, it wasn't even on a fucking railway?
>>709023481
Come to think of it I'm pretty sure the guy who told me the story said he didn't actually touch it but he had it up in the air for some reason (which obviously a big no, no) and it arced.
Imagine having the ends of your fingers and toes blown off? And fuck having your dick blown off.
