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Guess what it is thread
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>>708992020
Finger box
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>>708992020
Nice finger box, mine is better faggot
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>>708992020
dapping block
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>>708992020
didn't open the box...didn't know what the box was...
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TESSERACT
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>>708992020
yummy swiss cheese
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>>708992483
shoe stretcher?
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>>708992483
Cunt stretcher?
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>>708992245
baby knight diper
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>>708992245
Japanese horse stirrup.
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This threds not doin as well as the last. Stop posting obscure chinese knitting tools and post things you actually own. This ones eaasy
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>>708993073
Pmag base plate
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>>708993792
Bologna Cake.
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>>708992483
>>708992020
You a jeweller, anon?
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>>708994286
u-boat ballast control
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>>708994474
Correctamundo.
Hydroplanes, valves and hatches as well.
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this is dumb af, if you dont post an item you own someone can just reverse image and find your dumb google image
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>>708994598
German UB-110
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>>708994684
gameboy
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>>708994690
C O R R E C T
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Seriously though, that's some next level reverse image-searching.
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>>708992483
stretches hats
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>>708994796
I had the answer seconds after you posted but let others respond first to not spoil it.
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>>708994793
Bmx parts?
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>>708994922
nope
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>>708992331
A whatthefucken
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gues's wher'e it's fro'm
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>>708994966
I'm guessing Korea?
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hardmode
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>>708995063
Adapter of some sort?
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>>708995063
>hardmode
Looks small and soft to me.
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>>708995135
pretty accurate. dont expect you to guess what it's for
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>>708995156
kek
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/thread
faggots
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>>708993792
pure filth
and i like bologna
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>>708995285
Floppy disks.
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>>708995285
I remember using the red ones.
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Super futuristic fingerbox
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>>708995054
don't be fooled by the korean writing on the cup
they're from the united states
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>>708992020

the lament configuration before it's assembled.
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>>708995576
NINTENDO
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>>708995444
I'll answer later..
19
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>>708992020
The world's worst d6?
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>>708995063
all im seeing is a female child wearing white long sleeves forced to lean down
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>>708995576
i'm thinking N64 cartridge
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>>708995576
N64 cart?
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>>708992245
Chimeny Sweeper tool?
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>>708992020
One of these, minus the tools.
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>>708995576

my first real blowjob
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>>708995860
Nice one anon
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>>708995743
im very confused by that statement.
heres a hard one though.
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>>708995869
>>708995776
>>708995774
>>708995714

yes

>>708995754
no
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>>708995576
super famicom cart
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>>708995063
Mods?
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>>708995063
Is that a blury dick?
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>>708995063
Police are on their way to your place, anon.

Gonna rescue that little girl.
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Alright let me have a go
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>>708996037
cant see it fam could u circle it out in a new image
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>>708996116
Rubiks cube
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>>708996116
it's one of those fucked up rubix cubes
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Alright, I'm heading for bed.
Night, everyone.
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>>708996116
Rubik's cube with silver/mirror stickers and non symmetrical sides
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>>708996116
cubic rube
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>>708995432
Newfag. I thought the black ones were awesome when I started using them. Started on paper tape and then punchcards.
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>>708996116
thats one of those funky rubics cubes.
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>>708992331
A Crab-cuc-puss.
octopus stuffed inside a sea cucumber stuffed inside a snow crab
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>>708996116
A puzzle cube. Asymmetrical mirror cube.
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N64 cartridge, please anon
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>>708996283
>>708996255
>>708996249
>>708996220
>>708996195
Well that was an easier one then i thoughy...yes and its called a mirror cube
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>>708995993
no sir
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>>708996414
nice quote
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>>708994793
Shower curtain rings.
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>>708996033
yes
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>>708995063
Why is your dick hanging out?
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>>708996116
kidney stone under a microscope

>>708995926
pixie stick

>>708995576
metronome

>>708995444
russian kite

>>708995285
email

>>708993792
bomb

>>708992483
egyptian masochist detector
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>>708996544
nope
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>>708996571
my what?
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>>708996583
in response to >>708995926 and >>708995576


no
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>>708996644
are you sure
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>>708995576
Really thin toaster
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>>708996738
completely
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>>708996757
close
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>>708996794
[Reallythintoaster] ?
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>>708994444
oh, yes.

Nice quads
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>>708996116
Alight now round 2
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>>708996874
not as close
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>>708996877
Oh shit i got quads.
Also waddup fellow jeweller
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>>708996885
something from an old tripod?
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>>708996885
Barlow lens
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>>708996116
Thats the limited edition hipster rubiks cube
Model number: v1rg1n1ty 1nt4act
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>>708996885
Telescope lens adapter?
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>>708996885
Another goddamn penis.
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>>708992501
Flute
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>>708996885
>that GNC pill bottle
are you swole
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>>708996885
Why do you have no sheets or bedding on your mattress?
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What is this, /b/?

I honestly dont know. The wheel thing at the bottom moves the dial.
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>>708996986
Correct
>pic related
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>>708996885
sup
other anon
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>>708992020
Neat looking Finger Box.

Looks like it was made in the Middle East by them Sand Nigs, though.
7/10 - IGN
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>>708997094
I do but the come off a lot (i move a lot in my sleep) so i dont put them on till im ready to sleep
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>>708997206
I think I have one almost like that somewhere...
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>>708996885
viewfinder off a telescope?
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>>708997224
>2k16
>fingerbox trolling
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>>708996963
Oh shi, not much.
Got tired of regular bench work and went into machining.
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>>708997206
Looking lense from a telescope
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>>708997157
Opisometer (Map Measuring Tool)
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>>708994966

Those are silk worms. They're an acquired taste to say the least.
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>>708997157
Its to measure distance you start with the wheel at point A (start of the distance needing measurement) then roll it to point B (the end of said distance) boom youve got your distance measured
Probably
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>>708997309
Probably better for your fingers.
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>>708997266
have a telescope?
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>>708997366
It looks like a penis shadow. But smaller.
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>>708997323

Awesome. I had a feeling it had something to do with maps
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>>708997456
picfix
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>>708997381
Oh ya?
Ling ling would never selve sirk wum
Sirk wum too preshus
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>>708997157
cartographer's wheel, the wheel measures distance and converts it to miles/km

sometimes the wheel cuts paper too
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>>708993073
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>>708997165
Alright round three...i feel like this will be a bit tuffer

Also
>>708997064
Nah m8 those be heavy duty sleeping pills...im average as fuuuck
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>>708997484
CLOSE
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>>708997366
>keep away from children
>dick shadow

hm, tiny vibrator?
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>>708997416
My hands have thanked me, yes.
Do you work or hobby?
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>>708997696
nooooo
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>>708997456
Yes, but it's pretty rusty. I haven't used it in ages.

It's a Galileo model
Looks similar to this, except the tube is grey.
I have another stock pic I found, but it has a different (much more complex) base.
Gimme a sec
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>>708992331
3D hentai render
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>>708997006
Oswin is bae
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>>708997559
>>708997739
and here's the other pic.

The tube is more similar, but like I said, base is way more complex
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>>708997725
Just an apprentice at the moment
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>>708997799
shit i'm on fire tonight. check those dubs
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>>708997794
>>708997739
You know, lemme just snap a pic of mine... that way there's no confusion...

gimme a minute or two
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I know what this does, but I dont know what its called specifically. Any ideas?
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>>708997794
>>708997739
>>708997559
and now is it telescope thread?
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>>708998037
Postal scale.
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>>708997794
>>708997739
Ok, here it is.
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>>708998037
Sextant?
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>>708997559
>>708997739
>>708997794
>>708997456
I have this beast of a telescope but my retard friend broke the stand and we cant find the same stand anywhere online
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>>708998092
lol idk, maybe?

>>708998289
But yeah, I musta got this over 10 years ago. It's almost always behind my bed.

As you can see, somewhat rusty and very dusty

The lenses are in one of my Science drawers in my various plastic cabinets.
I'm not sure they're even all together in the SAME arbitrary drawer, though.
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>>708998289
Instead of staying up all night posting random shit, how about cleaning your room.

Jesus Christ, have some self respect...
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>>708998390
just hold it
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>>708997366
Magnet container
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This things lights glow red and it fucking shocks you.

When it does, the charge goes. I forgot what songs where on it.

Also, someone should start a trinket or even hoarder thread. Show what a fucking gypsy you are
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>>708998390
It looks like it could be adjusted without the stand. Maybe just get a decently advanced (and strong) camera tripod and attach it?

If necessary, you could weld it on, possibly.

Have you tried Duct Tape, btw? If it snapped?
I fixed a lamp with a wooden dowel and duct tape once.
>pic related and memed
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>>708998037
postal scale. you attach the letter to the alligator clip and balance it on your finger through the ring.
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>>708998289
Kekd
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>>708995063
it a mouth fedora tank adapter
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>>708997366
Magnets. Tiny ones
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>>708995063
Easy, it's a 510 to 808 vape adaptor.
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>>708995576
an N64 cartridge
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>>708998289

Whats in that box on the book shelf to the right? It looks hella DaVinci code.

And whatre in those composition notebooks on the floor to the right of the telescope? Is it notes? Diary? Unfinished writing projects? Oodles of Dickbutt doodles?
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>>708998751

Saw that too. Right next to an empty piss bottle, too
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>>708995926
the baloon of coke you just shat out?
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>>708996116
mirror cube
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>>708998907
close.
>>708998914
yes
>>708998951
close
>>708998955
yes


>>708998907
>>708998951
its just a 510 extender for a mouth fedora. its used to add a belt clip underneath the atomizer.

it enables you to enter "vape master" status at any cloud comp.

+60 mobility
+70 speed
-250 respect
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>>708999068
ding ding ding
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>>708998647
The movable part was on the custom stand it came with...still cant find the company even online

Ive since downgraded to pic related...its only good for moon viewing
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>>708997799
>tripdubs
ah, finished mine years ago.
Ran a few factories and got into e-commerce; it's always cheaper to produce items in Asia.
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>>708996885
telescope lense
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Sadomasochists from beyond the grave?
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>>708996225
A Mateba. Dunno which model.
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>>708997206
cheap ass chinese barlow lense
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Go ahead faggots
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>>708998441
Most of the garbage in here is Amazon boxes and packaging.

It's not really that dirty in here; there's just way too much stuff, so things are falling all over the place.

We have like 7 fucking plastic cabinets with 3 draws each, a large wooden cabinet, and stackable storage cubes (30cm each way) between 3 and 6 blocks high, 2 and 3 blocks wide all over my damn room.
>pic related. This shit is piled up to the ceiling.
And no, that plate has only been there a little while. I had pizza a little while ago. Most of the other stuff on that table is recycling I'll take out or sanitizer I plan to refill

There's no place to put all the stuff atm. We need to sort what to actually GET RID OF.
But I don't like throwing things out... I wanna donate them.

My sister's old room has like 6 large black trash bags full of donations and stuff in it.
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>>708999214
All I need now is quints.
Want to see if anyone else can guess that one.
Rip my career choice. thanks asia. Luckily there'll always be somebody who wants the stupid expensive one off piece.
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>>708999360
Thats the thing that goes a on a fishing pole right?
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>>708999214
It's used to make rings bigger or smaller. Don't know what it's called. My father is a goldsmith, he has one.
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>>708999523
good man
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>>708999517
Nope. Maybe somebody could use it that way, but originaly it was desighned for completely different purpose
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>>708999202
Nice Black Ops 3 Special Edition controller. I have one myself.
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>>708999363
Kekd once again...but even harder
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>>708999124
>Anonymous
Damn... shoulda seen it wasnt 808 -_-
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>>708999202
Oh, that's a shame.
But, there's no way to kinda makeshift the moveable part onto something else??

>>708998751
Yeah, as much as you wanna believe it's that, I actually have severe OCD, and I wash up like a fucknut.
I have eczema on every part of my body, so I go through cream left and right.
EVERY PART OF MY BODY.
And it PEELS.
Have fun getting /yourself/ up with that image. XDddd

>>708999066
That's a sanitizer bottle.
I have WAY too much OCD (see above) to use piss bottles...
When I piss, I'm in the bathroom washing up for like an hour.

>>708999000
>Whats in that box on the book shelf to the right? It looks hella DaVinci code.
That's mostly my brother's shit.
He's a gamer. Here's the image
Stuff in the top 2 is just knick knacks and more stuff I'm hoarding, though. Also, that mostly empty one is usually used for stuff for the printer

>And whatre in those composition notebooks on the floor to the right of the telescope? Is it notes? Diary? Unfinished writing projects? Oodles of Dickbutt doodles?
Dream diaries and stuff, mostly. I gotta pick this crap up. I haven't kept track of dreams in a while; been way too busy
>The above pic actually shows (Top-Middle) a fuckton of dream diaries from when my journal wasn't around.
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>>708999455
>55
I wouldn't worry, that's all mass production.
Jewelry skills are also transferable, you can go into dentistry, labwork, watchmaking etc.

Personally I don't know anyone that wears jewelry besides customers, at all.

But friends of mine have items like pens, clips, phone accessories, key dangles, flashlights&lasers, hobby tools, all kinds of items made by a traditional jeweler.

>>708999523
shinker/expander
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>>708999812
white knight starter kit?
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>>709000000

>>709000000
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>>708999992
i just quit vaping...
wanna buy an authentic brass 528 goon?
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>>708999812
>>709000197
Nah, I'm just a no-life Memelord.
Praise the Sun and whatnot. Deus vult and all that
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>>708999992
Mouth fedora
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i bet none of you here know what this is
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Quads get to see what it looks like from the other side.
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>>709000514
looks kinda like my sister
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>>709000542
k
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>>709000544
lmfao!!!!
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>>708992245
xtreme shoehorn
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>>709000566
>lmfao!!!
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>>709000587
kek
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>>709000602
XDdddddd
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>>709000061

Post the knick knacks! Im genuinly curious because i have a fuck ton of stuff, too.

I cant bring myself to throw them away, even if i know for a fact that I wont use them. They dont even have any real sentimental value, even.
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>>708994286
a wheel shop
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>>708993792
That's better than mine...
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>>708992020
someone got bored with a milling machine
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>>708992334
My nigga, helraiser is one of my fav movies
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>>709000616
<XDdddddd
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>>709000552
:( I am very sad boy
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>>709000285
Same here with the meme lord thing...but i keep my stuff online (closet weeb) my coworkers call me memelord all the time

>pic related...my pepe collection...i even printed them out last year and made them into trading cards. I have since gave them out here and there
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>>709000695
this is odd....
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>>709000656
they're both disgusting fucking culinary abortions that could only have been thought up by disgusting fucking midwest amerifats.
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>>709000514
Easy

Its obviously a ham planet land whales chowder trench.
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>>708994286
steam HQ
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>>709000514
Looks like your mums cunt
>KO'd
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>>709000514

I have no clue. Enlighten me
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>>709000695
New fetish with only 1 pics worth of content on the web aquired!
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>>709000779
I'm guessing that shit came about in the 50's.
They loved making weird shit out of mayonnaise back then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hnLuiOi_Y
(yes, it's buzzfeed, but it's also kind of hilarious)
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>>708992331
Lunch
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>>709000628
>Post the knick knacks!
The main ones in there are some monorail toy I got from Disney years ago.

There's some 3D glasses I took from a movie theatre.
Also, some Children's Bible set thing one of my grandmothers got me.
There's also like a box of paper towels, a tons of CD/DVD cases, and a bag of, like, old art supplies (some hard and some pencils for different stuff).
Also a few tiny bottles of ointment, and an Amazon package envelope.
In the right is like a Disney resort bracelet to get into doors, since they let you keep it, and some ink and stuff.

Most of MY knick knacks and stuff are buried in that large storage tower. Like, I have a bunch of old toy plastic train things, K'Nex, some legos, and other stuff.
Also, a ton of textbooks, but those aren't knick knacks.
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>>708992483
Ancient castration device
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>>709000669
Why u do dat?
bbbbbDx

>>709000706
Ah, ok, kool.

I have a few pics printed.

There's also a Doge image on another wall, but my brother is playing games, so I don't wanna get him in the picture
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>>709000999
Double trips
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>>709001197
im confus
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>>709000061
>claims OCD
>has eczema
>lives in own filth
you're doing something wrong here anon
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>>709001345
about?
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>>709001197

Show us the the pose you strike when preparing to cleanse the Land of Our Lord of Saracen heathens
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>>709001387
>Why u do dat?
bbbbbDx
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>>709000285
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>>709001197
Nice...
I have only one picleft of the irl pepe collection...i think its the most famous pic ive made(see in threads once in a while as a meme)
>pic related
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>>709001378

Right?

I know people that shower everytime they take a shit.

Their homes look like theyre covering up a murder.

This google's filthy
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>>709001482
That pic honestly makes me kind of sad...
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>>709000061
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>>708992245
sweet keychain bro
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>>708995926
One of those ghetto kids toys that are a baloon filled with corn starch?
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>>709001378
>lives in own filth
boxes, packaging, notebooks, and empty sanitizer bottles aren't what you'd call "dirty". Garbage, yes, but they're not actually dirty, like diseased.
My OCD is mostly germs. I'm very, very lax with organization, as long as it's categorized.

Either way, though, you are right. It's a contradiction.
However, being in this house for 13 years, we've acquired a load of crap, and we can't just dump tons of bags outside.
Once my brother moves into my sister's old room, this (then MY) room will be a LOT clearer. His crap takes up the entire top of my bureau, 4/6 of those cubes, and like 4 of those drawers.

If I can clear that crap up, I'll be able to store all the shit from under my bed in those things.
Nice and organized.

I'm doing what I can, but since I can't do as much as I need, this is the best I got atm.

Cleaned a whole desk in my living room, though, the other day

Literally a PILE of stuff moved into like FOUR storage cubes.
And there's still like 20 books...
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>>709001573
Yee...i go overboard with the whole pepe thing... its my favorite meme because of its large variety and i love to collect stuff so its perfect for me

I go by Pepe Wagner (aka pepe tradesman) on the Internet

I even have an email (pepe.tradesman@gmail) dedicated to trading pepes that havent been posted on the Internet yet

I believe i have one of the rarest pepe collections out there and am proud of it...

Heres a free lvl.10
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>>709001935
Lock picks.
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>>709001482
I have some anime trading cards in a folder on my computer.

I also have a memes folder
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>>708997206
telescope lens
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>>708994793
In ear Head phone ends in different sizes
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>>709002017
Forgot to mention that I made a pepe leveling system

A standard pepe (sad frog, feels good man) would be a lvl.5, any pepe that is equal to regular the pepe but has very little change (i.e. glasses, a hat, etc.) is 5, anything with more intricate changes added (i.e. color change, background, made to be a character) is a lvl.6 or 7, anything that takes editing to the pepe is 8, anything that is difficult to make and is made from scratch is 9 or 10

Anything that is worse quality than the regregular pepe is 4, anything that is drawn on paper badly then taken a picture of is 3 or 2, anything that is ment to be bad is 1

Of coarse the rarity of the pepe, how easily it can be made, the effort of the art and other veriables would be put into deciding the pepes lvl.

>pic is the proto type. Hart me and a fellow pepe collector made
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>>709002326
THAT, in particular is not a normal lens. It's a magnifier. You put the eyepiece lens inside that, and then attach THAT to the telescope

That's more like a "Zoom"
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>>708992020

For hammering out metal domes. I used one in metal work back I in highschool
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>>709002882
Are you sure it's not a hypercube fingerbox?
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>>708998430
You got it the same time you stopped cleaning?
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>>709002678
are you trying to become a meme yourself?
your level of autism is beyond elder tales level...
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>>709003231
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>>708999360
an alarm. you whind it up and it will scream for a while
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>>709003141
>You got it the same time you stopped cleaning?
You a funny dude.
I didn't really LIVE in my room until a couple years ago.

Part of the reason this place is so loaded with crap is that we used it as nothing but storage and some games until I started high school.

>Also, I said over 10 years ago... I think I actually got this before we moved into this house, so I was mistaken, probably closer to 15-17 years ago

So I got this long before I STARTED cleaning.
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>>709000544
Your right. it does..
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>>709001576
Not sure; I didn't really take anything beyond high school Chemistry.

Some sort of Benzene, though, right?
With a hydroxide ion.
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>>709003479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T18dEGkbIhQ
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>>709002193
That poor hard drive, being forced to contain that much cancer...
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>>709003809
SOLID STATE drive.
So, it can write and read cancer at incredible speeds!
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>>709003897
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>>709003180
Nah just have a lot of spare time on my days off

>pic related again...put this on the whiteboard in my local library
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>>709000061
Yo, you got OCD? Get organizational OCD then, not this "OCD" fuckin' bullshit excuse you cunt fuck. Clean your room up.
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>>709002193
I at one point had over a gb of pepes...had to delete them though cause i ran out of space on my phone
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>>709004072
Kys.
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>>709002875
Is that heroin????
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>>709004109
Nah fam have a lvl.7 rage meter pepe instead so you can tell how mad you are that your pepe collection os nowhere as food as mine
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>>709003962
XDdddddd

>>709003991
Well, it takes a lot of fucking time to do, as well. And I already explained a LARGE portion of the issue:
>>709001837
I can only clean up so much of it while he's consuming about 30% of the room's usable space...

Considering the mess covers less than that, I can only get so much done before he moves into my sister's room.

>>709004072
Nice. This is a 512GB SSD, though
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>>709004389
>tfw your pepe collection osn't as food as the pepetraders
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>>708993073
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>>709004643
a speaker.
or maybe a large finger box.
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>>709004392
Fucking clean your room dear God. Donate shit you lazy hoarder. Get up off your ass and do it.
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>>709004643
austridge bombshelter
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>>709004643
penisbox: superior.

i keep waiting for some fag to say "that's not yours", forcing me to take more pics of it. with the dobbshead as a backdrop.
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>>709004962
Dude... dude...
I'm 22 and don't have a driver's license...
And I don't even know where I CAN donate stuff...
Moreover, NOT ALL THE STUFF IN THE ROOM IS MINE...

I have to first sort through the stuff that isn't mine with my brother (and sometimes my sister) before I can bag it.
Then, once it's bagged, it'll sit in the house until my parents can take it to Goodwill or wherever they bring donations.

I'm not a NEET, though. I'm in college, and I do some consulting work, in addition to trying to squeeze my own projects done... but the only shit I'm good at is being in front of a computer and either doing office tasks or programming.

So "Donate shit you lazy hoarder. Get up off your ass and do it." is NOT exclusively dependent on me. I can only get so much done myself, because no one wants to help me sort shit.
It took WEEKS to clean most of my sister's room, because she never wanted to do it.
It takes AGES to get my brother to accept doing any kind of cleaning with me.
And /I/ have a fuckton of schoolwork that I have to do, because I'm in Business with IT. Fucking Discrete Maths, Project Management, next semester Software Engineering, etc., etc.

I'm reading some of my Math textbook as I talk with you actually.
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>>709005541
Read a book called, "How to win friends and influence people" by Dale Carnegie. Learn to manage your self first, then learn to manage other's along the way. You will be well off, now work on your drivers license.
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>>709005118
"that's not yours"
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>>709004389
Spend less time on pepes and more time on literacy lessons and your parents might not kill you and then themselves
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>>709005541
>>709005834
Also in correspondence with this, when you are well off and famous because of a strangers advice, you gotta call me out. Just say, "thanks Smitty."
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>>709005853
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>>709004643
Homemade subwoofer box
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>>708994793

Stethoscope parts.
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>>709005936
Nise to see gramor natsys sill egsist...
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>>708994793
Stethoscope parts. Extra ear pieces and shit. MA anon, here.
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>>708992331
Japan on a plate
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>>708994684
you monster
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>>709006199
Im no grammer nazi bud but when some child is proud of some useless shit they spent hours working on and doesnt give a fuck about or doesnt know how to speak/spell the english language it annoys me slightly
How the fuck you gunna support yourself in life if you cant even spell check
Its people like you that make me feel nicer towards niggers day by day
Theyre born with a low IQ
Whats your excuse kid
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>>709001482
I admit I started pretty stupid collection
but printing meme, gosh
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>>709005834
>>709005968
Well, I hope you freaking read it, because it paid off. I moved a bit of crap around and got some floor space back... I still have a LONG way to go, though...

Whatever, though, I'll mark it down, but the chances I'll read it are very slim.

When I get "well off and famous", it'll likely be due to my competing technology, such as alt websites, software, and eventually hardware.
And I'm not really interested in "fame"; that just complicates things.
I wanna just be a fucking Memelord in my spare time, and a researcher and developer in my commercial life.
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>>709007229
Heh, apparently it's on Kindle for $1.99. I'll buy it, and when I have some time, I'll look at it.
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>>709005541
I managed to live in and keep tidy 2 apartments between age 16-18 on top of holding down mental illness and drug problems
Im educated to year 8 (11-12 yr old not sure what grade for merica)
I was unemployed
Didnt/still dont drive
Agoraphobic (not full freak though)
Cant be in crowds or i lose my shit
Autistic (actually autismo not awkward or W/E)
Possibly schizophrenic (speculation at this point but its prolly the drugs)
And i was living the good life then compared to most
Long story short stop making excuses bud just do it were all handicapped somehow but we nut up cos we're men and nobodies gunna do it for us
TL:DR lifes a bitch tidy your fucken shit nyugah
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>>708995285
8", 5.25", 3.5"

Unfortunately, unlike computers, women do not accept 5.25" floppies.
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>>708992331
Turabtopus
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>>708996644
Last week I messed around I got a tripple double!
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>>708992245
OPs prostate massaging hook v2.0
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>>708994966
do they begin to crawl again if you pour the water over them?
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>>708996116
A Rubik's Cube
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>>709000706
yo pepe tradesman,animeme here kek
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>>708999214
a little press for pressing funny pills
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>>708995285
My childhood
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>>708995444
Nice trips
Stealth bomber
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>>708997366
Small choking hazard
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>>708998037
Pocket scale. not enough to it for a sexstant, just looks like one
>i dealt weed once too kids
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>>708999360
Siren
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huh?
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>>709009592
a piece to my mom's meat grinder i lost when i was 4
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>>709009836
No, it's the one you lost when you were 3. Tough luck, anon.
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bump
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>>708995926
The remains of a stress ball (balloon filled with baking powder, or similar)??
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>>708995285
I had a ton of the small ones, because I was modern!
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>>709009563
>>709003357
Nope
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