HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
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HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
>>708991223
I dunno, those chinks are pretty good at math.
I bet Doctors hate him
>>708991223
He can only fuck so many women at once
>>708991223
You get a really tiny slut (over 18 pls) and use the art of perspective.
there's a REALLY hot vid of this couple I could post if y'all interested?
>>708991223
I cant. I wouldnt even be angry at my gf if she wants to get fucked by him
>>708991223
>implying i compete.
>>708991223
by not trying to fuck that disgusting rice nigger, i win
>>708991841
That is called natural selection. Nothing wrong with that though.
>>708991223
Very, very easily.
First step is to stop projecting your male insecurities onto the female gender.
>>708991223
thats like a girl with tripple d tits. its a novelty.
Realise you'd never be able to get all that dick in someone comfortably.
Bottoming out isn't always pleasant.
>>708991223
You don't.
Thankfully there's plenty of skanks out there.
>>708991223
You can have your arms lengthened using a bone breaking process. Basically, your bone is broken, then it is held in a special vice that allows the bone to grow to fill the gap.
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>>708991223
>HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
you DO realize a girls arm is about 7 inches from elbow to wrist, and her elbow to wrist distance is longer than his cock, right?
even a dudes arm from elbow to wrist is maybe 9 inches if he like 6 feet tall.
>>708991223
Who is she? she looks beautiful
>>708992758
You pay for the stupid bitch to LEAVE. You're not paying to merely get laid.
>>708992892
Trump's daughter. Hot, no?
>>708991223
Having a huge dick isn't all that great guys.
You need condoms that girls usually don't carry with them, you are always "hitting the back"- which can lead to bleeding and pain for your partner, and it takes TWO HANDS to masturbate.
FML
>>708992846
You're very wrong. 7 inches from elbow to wrist? If she is 1 year old, sure.
>>708991330
You won't believe the simple trick to get a penis like his!
>>708991841
c u c k
So he has an 8 inch penis. So what?
>>708991223
I dont. I just accept the sad truth.
>>708991418
Well played, mate.
>>708991735
sure man.
My forearm is much bigger than hers
>>708991735
Very interested
>>708991735
Sure
>>708993015
>You're very wrong. 7 inches from elbow to wrist? If she is 1 year old, sure.
measure your own arm from the elbow to the wrist
you'll be surprised.
>>708991223
girls are more attracted to attitude than looks. i know a guy that is fat af and a 5\6 out of 10 look. he has a don't give a shit attitude and never act's like a bitch. he has a 9\10 gf and is constantly cheating on her with other girls he meet on parties that want to fuck him. random girls tell me I'm 8\10 and I'm fit. they think my cock is 8-9\10 and it's average length 16 cm. i have not had sex in 5 years and last time was with my fat ex. i am studying how my friend acts and trying to replicate his attitude. girl's are in fact more interested in me now.
if you look at those beta faggots not getting any girls, just creeping them out. they act like little bitches to everything. they just whine and ask for permission for everything.
>hhey penny, could you do me the honor of joining me at the movies please? :3
vs
>hey, i'm going to the movies. wanna come along?
it's obvious that the last one is better. i am a bit rusty in asking a girl out as i don't care to get a gf, so i almost never do it. so sorry if it's a bad line. but whatever.
and btw. don't think to much about you'r dick size if you are average or over. the girl you want to fuck are not going to walk out on you while you have sex in a one nightstand if your dick is normal. you don't do that either if a chick has a bush even if you think it's gross. unless it's really really bad off course. just learn how to work it and you'll be fine. if they can orgasm with their finger, they can orgasm with your dick. off course a big dick is a perk, but it's not necessary in bed if you have skills
>>708992967
Yes! Can I Watch her video now?
>>708993172
Why americunts doesn't use metric system like the rest of the civilized world?
>>708993015
actually, he's pretty close. I'm 6'3" and from my elbow to wrist is like 10-11". And my arms are considered long.
Also there is perspective abuse in that vid/webm: her elbow is places more towards the front and she even moves it furter away from the D.
Dude looks around 5'8". Cock is still big, but no more than 7"
>>708993353
You're still listening to our records and buying our bluejeans. Get over it.
>>708993353
your joking right? America is the only civilized world, everywhere else is a third world shithole
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>>708993275
>but it's not necessary in bed if you have skills
that is where you are wrong anon
>>708993546
weak b8
>>708993172
>≈13.5
I take it you're a very short kid with very short arms.
>>708993353
Because other first world countries also make use of the imperial system.
>>708993546
"muh freedumbs"
>>708991223
I'm not
>>708993694
>only america and some shitty african country still uses it
>other first world countries
Because dudes with dicks that big are fucking statistical anomalies
Something like 96% of the male population is between 4 and 6 inches long
Which means guess how many are over 8 or 9 inches? Well under 1 fucking percent
My girl can fantasize about a dude with a 10 inch dick all she wants, it's about as ridiculous as me fantasizing about fucking a tiny-ass 4 foot tall chick
Aint gonna happen outside of porn, and it's just a fantasy. Still wouldn't leave her even if I did meet a smoking hot 4-foot tall chick who was into me (and I won't), and she won't leave me even if she does find a dude with a 9 inch cock who wants to fuck her (she won't)
>>708993525
Strange. I'm only an inch taller than you are and got 13in.
>also, I have a 7 inch penis. His dick looks longer than mine. It's between 8 and 9
Believe it or not, there are plenty of girls that are not complete whores with a gaping vagina hole, no worries about completing homie.
>>708993579
i don't mean like a small dick is ok, but if your dick is over 16 cm it's usually ok. 16 cm (or 7 inches) is a ok size but a big dick is off course preferable and is a lot better. but if you last a long time and have a average dick, i will in fact claim that you will be better than a guy with a big dick that only lasts 5 seconds. but if they last equally long, the guy with the big dick will off course be better.
>>708993694
>13.5
>I take it you're a very short kid with very short arms.
dude, you measure for shit
i'm 6'2" and my elbow to wrist measures at 10 inches.
go sell crazy somewhere else
>>708993835
England & Australia. Use of it is far more common in England.
Point being, other first world countries understand the imperial system and will use it when they have to. It's not like its unknown to them like the metric system is to a lot of Americans.
>>708991223
Okey, I know there is a video or at least a webm of her riding him, please help me with my morning fap
>>708993870
7/10 made me actually measure.
Don't measure all the way to your palm, but to the bend of your wrist.
It's around 11".
>>708992846
http://pornmeasurements.tumblr.com/ < --- a 5"8 man measured his forearm to be 9'4 inches.
>>708992309
>First step is to stop projecting your male insecurities onto the female gender.
That's true enough, girls don't really care about how big your cock is.
Girls prefer big penises simply for aesthetic purposes. "They look nicer, we like big dicks just like guys like big tits, they look more masculine."
Ideal penis length for them is 7 inches but really, that extra inch is just so they can have a little more if they want. Best to have a little left over than end up wanting more.
>>708991223
I have money
>>708992640
>Realise you'd never be able to get all that dick in someone comfortably.
What are you saying? There are lots of gay mega bottoms that can take that.
>>708993849
so out of my 8 closest friends, all of them have dicks over 7 inches. 1 has like an 8 incher and the last guy is close to 10.
>>708991223
How do I what?
>>708993849
>Aint gonna happen outside of porn, and it's just a fantasy.
I'm a bi-fag, and i've fucked a couple of guy whose dick where as long as the guy in the video. Maybe not 10 inches, but 8inches for sure. And there is way less gay/bi guy with big dick than straight men
So if your girl want to get fucked by a huge cock she'll be able to. She doesn't need to turn to porn
>>708994647
how do you know their dicksize ?
Do you measured it yourself while they were erect ? Tell me about it
>>708994281
ok. I remeasured. ≈12.25 in. Seems about right but still far from 8 in. forearm
>>708994370
I expect that on a man that height
>>708991223
go to the gym and after 2 weeks of training snap him in half. Look at those shoulders! Weak ass nigga
7 to 8 inches is the new average penis length.
>>708994013
Literally manlet forearms. How will you ever compete? Kys
>>708991223
Couple of things to keep in mind for all of the insecure men in this thread:
1) she's short, therefore her forearm is short, therefore his dick looks big by comparison
2) he's leaning back, making his dick look big by comparison
3) he's a manlet, making his dick look big by comparison
i'm a pretty tall & muscular guy with a 7.5" dick and it looks fucking tiny on me. so either this guy is tall and packing a 12" dick or he's a manlet with an above-average sized dick.
>>708994810
not that anon but sometimes ive asked female friends. either theyre all secret size whores or this >>708995085
>>708991223
Compete?
Gees, go out and fuck a few bitches. Different bitches dig different dicks. My best mate is 6'7" tall and hung like a fucking champion. Certain positions aren't an option. Full vaginal penetration almost never. Anal, forget it. Deep throat, same. Hey was fucking in the shower once and nearly fainted.
Despite what you little fags see on porn not every bitch wants to deep throat a 12 inch dick after she's taken it up her arse whilst fisting her cunt.
Seriously. All this dick comparing gets kinda gay...
>>708995275
Those are good points. We didn't take her height into consideration.
>>708991223
why would anyone would need to compete? Are you fucking gay?
>>708994810
ive known these dudes for like 15 years, dudes talk. Talked to people who've slept with them, double teamed a few girls with a few of them. We're all pretty close and people talk.
>>708995390
>Despite what you little fags see on porn not every bitch wants to deep throat a 12 inch dick after she's taken it up her arse whilst fisting her cunt.
This made me kek for some reason.
>>708993849
>TPW you are the 1%
Give me enough time and I'll easily be able to compete with her!
>>708995587
it's good for a laugh, you should try it some time
>>708991223
compete against what ? going on cam for money ? human with no moral and values at all .
doesnt give a shit about going naked and fuck on video . no moral and values at all .
both in the vid they are just trash of society . cant compete with me . ;) i respect with girl and i will never going to some shit like that in my life .
>>708995349
The female friends I've asked who actually answered said ~6"-7"
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By not being a teeny cocked broke white boi
>>708991223
Sauce?
>>708995349
>>708995349
people lies all the time about their dick size, so girls have no idea how to estimate dick size
look at the site here :
>>708994370
even pornstar with big dick lie about their size. There is no cock in porn who has been measured on camera to be bigger than 9.5 inches.
I've been in countless gang bang, and i've had gay sex countless time, so i've seen countless erect dick and was able to compare my dick is 14 cm long ( 5.5 inches) and i'm average.
Of course when i'm not anonymous like here, i lie to girl. I say something like 17 or 18cm. Because as girl have been lied to their whole life, if i say 14cm she will think i've got a small dick.
When some girl tried to guess my dick size ( while having my dick just in front of her) she said 18.
Because of claim like "mandingo is 13 inches" ( even if he's 9.5 and that's already huge), the whole scale is biased.
>>708996616
she's a prostitute in the Philippine, she makes video too, can't remember her name
>>708991223
length isn't even that important, as long as it doesn't fall out during sex all the time. 6 inches is more than enough. girth matters more, pencil dicks can be 9 inches long but won't please anyone.
also, having an elbow-length dick means no chick can deep throat you unless you start doing porn.
>>708997032
Length and girth is equally important. That's not to say the more, the merrier, though.
>>708996718
She's gorgeous, I can't find shit on her :(
>>708997190
true, just saying, vaginas are pretty shallow anyway. if your dick is that long, it never even gets all the way in
>>708997032
>no chick can deep throat you unless you start doing porn.
yeah because there is no kinky women outside of porn
>>708991223
I know this is a troll post, but for those concerned it goes like this:
When looking for a life-long partner, sex isn't the most important thing. It IS important, yes, but it's far from the MOST important thing. Having a small dick/being bad at sex isn't at deal breaker for the vast majority of people. Therefore, the competition isn't about who has the bigger dick, it's about who can make her/him happier, who can provide the more rewarding relationship.
However, EVEN IF sex were super important (which it's not, for most), having a big dick doesn't make you good at sex and having a small dick doesn't make you bad at it. Don't listen to these faggots who claim you can only please a woman if you've got a HUGE CAWK. There are some size queens, yeah, but they are far from the norm.
Having a nice rack and tight puss doesn't mean the sex is automatically good: if the bitch just lays there like a dead fish the sex will be mediocre AT BEST. In fact, most hot women are bad at sex because they rely on their good looks to do the job for them so they never really try. Likewise, a dude with a big dick probably won't be great either because he'll assume the fact that his dick is big means he's great at sex by default. Guys with big dicks and that attitude are boring at best and painful at worst.
Good sex really is about technique: a big dick or a tight puss means nothing if you don't kow how to use it. In addition, if you think all there is to sex is bumping uglies then you are a terrible lover, and that's all there is to it. There's a lot more to a body than genitals, and there's more ways to interact with a body than just genitals.
Source: happily married for 7 years (and counting) with numerous sexual partners and threesomes had.
>>708994370
Being UK and understanding both metric and imperial I had to laugh at your use of feet and inches abbreviations.
Feet is ' and inches is ".
So a 5 inch 8 man had over 7 feet of arm length from elbow to wrist?
i have 17.5 cm, im pretty happy with that. Bigger than average but not too big. just perfect if you ask me
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>>708997774
>When looking for a life-long partner,
settle for one women, who will cheat on you, while other fuck your wife and many more, cuck
>>708998113
That is perfect. Good job! Pat yourself on the back.
>>708997774
so how "big" are you
and you're anonymous so don't lie
1. Be good looking
2. Don't date ultra whores
Idk what I'd even do with that honestly. Can't fit it anywhere unless I broke my jaw open or cut the skin between my vag and ass making one mega hole.
>>708991527
You are a fucking idiot. Also sorry about the penis man its ok you can pay for sex.
>>708994548
Some of them do but you wont have to worry about them.
>>708994548
>>708994548
They ALL do care. No girl wants a guy with a dick smaller than 6" because society has said 6" is the standard. Girls at least expect standard. Sure, if they love you, they'll accept a partner with a small dick because they have no other choice. At that point in a relationship, dick size isn't a deal breaker. But she won't ever tell you her true feelings about small dicks. Instead, she'll be the good person and lie to your face.
>>708991315
Kek
>>708994045
Look at the picture and realize the stupidity of it.
The -only- reason UK and consequently USA didn't adopt the far superior metric system is because they didn't like Napoleon, who popularized it all over the place.
There is no pride, advantage or superiority to it, its just that people are too stupid to learn something new (which is infinitely more logical and simple), even the fucking Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors in England uses the metric system officially, because its far superior, and those fuckers are like kings of measurement in the world and have deep UK ties.
>>708994647
You are all niggers and all tend to lie so that handles that.
>>708999439
lol we're all mostly white.
>>708999439
hello trump supporter, hows life
I actually think the imperial system contributes to the retardation of the us and the strength of batshit cracy republicans. Think about it, in Metric it all makes sense and conforms to a logical, thought out and streamlined standard across everything. Imperial is just shit made up for no particular reason by stubborn individualists against the common good and good sense, it poisons your mind. Makes you feel that if the measurement system is retarded and every measure can be a unique bigoted snowflake maybe you can pride yourself on being the same, the imperial system in modern times because of the obviousness of the stupidity gives rise and foundation to shit like neoliberalism, neocons, third wave feminism, multi-culti safe hating political correctness ETC. its all subconscious you need to get rid of that shit that poison and only then the healing process can begin and you can truly join the civilized world you stupid yanks
>>708999332
I was not arguing that the imperial system was better than the metric system. All I said was that people around the world will use the imperial system when they have to.
>>709000261
>>709000261
not much, just preparing for the coup that is going to happen if hillary becomes president
>>709000261
lkjbbkk
I am russia
ok maybe better picture of russia
this is now a slav squat thread, gopnica edition
>>709000535
Im not following... how so?
>tfw 5" pencil dick
>>708997347
she did camshows, have shit of her on my pc not on mobile though
>>708997347
the site was called myfreecams
>>709001075
there will be a revolution because this election is being rigged by the media pushing false and unsubstantiated charges, and outright lies, in order to elect crooked hillary!
the silent majority (for whom trump speaks for) will rise up
>>709000778
Beautiful
>>708991223
Fuck that! My bf is 6 inches and it gave me laceration. It fucking hurt so bad. Not gonna go bigger than 6 inches. Any chick who would jump on that cock have a fucking cave of a cunt.
>>708998196
About 7.5in in length, 6in around.
>>708996718
she is not a prostitute lol, and that's her bf. ppl this dumb don't deserve name.
>>709001566
ha i'm 9" x 7"
please vote for trump USA comrades !
>>709001706
....so?
I truly don't care.
>>709001088
Who dat?
>>708993275
dont you fucking lie to us u beta this is you in a nutshell
>>709001831
a ruskie
>>708991315
top kek
>>708991223
>>708993546
The one person that gets it
>>708999332
>>709001088
Want moar of this one.
>>709001248
nice edgy poetry
>>709001431
Oh my god you actually believe there's going to be a revolt?! just please tell me you're trolling me
>>708991223
I will never have dick like that. Why live?
>>709001956
>>709002194
Sorry. Trolling. Two days after the election and after a lot of big talk (mostly on /pol/), Trump supporters will return to their miserable lives.
>>708996718
>>708997347
>>708996616
her name is dariej
>>709002225
mother russia is laugh about you small dick faggot yank
>>709002225
Cheer up brother.
60-70% of women would complain about that dick.
>>708993021
>>709002358
lol I thought so. Now that's more realistic.
this is sweden
>>709002608
Shouldn't trump BE the horse?
Evolutionarily?
You convince a woman to mate with you for other, hopefully inheritable reasons. Intelligence, attractiveness, sense of humor, etc.
Sexwise, you just get really good at eating pussy I guess.
>>709002716
how get gud at eating pussy if big bush ?
>>708991223
>be me 20y/r in college
>full time, job on campus, work out on campus
>not super /fit/, have a small/med size dick
>girls love me and im a man whore
>every girl is > a 7/10
>conifdence and care-free happyness
>just being myself and trying to be better; the pussy follows
I always thought I needed "something" to get the puss, but its just you being the best you. Find your type, learn how to interact and tell when they want attention
