Celeb Thread
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Celeb Thread
>>708989318
She'll get her tits out properly soon
>>708989857
I'm waiting for the day...
>tfw no soccer twink bf
>>708989857
>>708990079
ever heard of the fappening /b/ros
>>708989857
who dat?
M-My mistress Victoria Justice i-is one o-of the m-most beautiful w-women in the w-world and I-I'm v-very l-lucky to have h-her... She w-wants m-me t-to l-love h-her b-but s-sometimes I-I think I-I'm j-just black villainously u-using h-her f-for her assets, not f-for love's s-sake... Y-You s-see she is beautiful s-so I-I w-want h-her a-as a-a trophy w-wife, she i-is r-rich s-so I-I want her f-for her coin and sh-she i-is f-famous s-so I-I want h-her f-for h-her resource capability...
>>708993217
I-I'm s-sure a-all the b-beloved brethren h-here h-have a-a beautiful c-celeb w-woman o-on the sly s-so they c-can appreciate u-using the o-odd one f-for h-her assets... I-I f-feel the l-love exuding throughout these threads everyday t-towards m-me and Victoria... Thank y-you... thank you...
>>708993558
I-I know m-many f-fans d-do not approve o-of our thing... I-I can't imagine why: I-I'm just a simple sp-sponge trying his best t-to make his w-way through l-life by taking every opportunity available to h-him...
>>708993638
Yes.
>>708993821
I-I'm v-very d-distressed because s-some f-fan o-of Victoria s-sent me a letter saying he would u-use his deadly kung fu art t-to m-make chop suey o-out o-of me i-if he ever s-saw m-me outdoors... I-I guess h-he heard about all the dirty tricks I-I have b-b-been playing on Vic: tw-twirling her h-h-h-heart on my finger w-w-with l-little regard f-for her feelings...
>>708989746
mmm cara
Qt Kenzie.
>>708991246
They said properly.
>>708994472
H-He s-said h-he learned the d-deepest m-martial arts s-secrets f-for thirty y-years in h-his Dojo fr-from the best m-masters and has been l-l-long waiting for an opportunity t-to crack with his bare h-h-hand a villain worthy of his prowess w-with 2 chops... H-He s-said he never heard of such reprehensible b-b-behavior as what I have been p-pulling in all h-his years... She's a-a beauty of g-great p-proportions so she deserves a-a wonderful fairy tale p-prince charming t-to t-treat her right and good... And t-to h-hear o-of my exploits h-has burned h-his ears and m-mind into a-a rage...
>>708995113
After r-reading th-this I-I am f-feeling quite ill... I-I told V-Victoria ab-about it i-in a hope t-to glean s-some p-pity b-but she j-just laughed and asked what I-I want f-f-for supper.. Then I-I begged h-her t-t-to help p-protect me b-but she shook h-her head and c-called m-me a-a complete s-sissy and n-not t-to worry about it... I-I know that's g-good advice b-b-but I-I still feel quite scared...
>>708994921
15. Too young, lad
>>708995545
I-I guess w-word i-is starting t-t-to get around what's b-been g-going o-on and m-more than a-a few people are interested in c-conducting botched o-open heart surgery on m-me e-even though I-I feel p-perfectly f-fine and am i-in excellent health...
>>708995759
I-I j-just h-hope the full scope of m-my d-deeds against her n-never c-comes t-t-to light l-lest m-more people c-commit t-to carry o-out retributions o-of this nature...
>>708995759
fffffuck offfff you ttttwattt
>>708996101
When you respond, you give stutter-Chan exactly what he wants.
Ignore him and he'll go away.
>>708995588
You mean too old.
>>708989857
No.
She has a reputation as a good girl, and she doesn't seem to be a serious artist.
Fappening is all we'll ever see of her.
>>708996062
Another fellow sent m-me a message asking h-how I-I l-like my Ricin... H-He's threatening t-to send m-me hundreds o-of l-letters sh-should h-he c-continue t-to hear about m-me... H-He s-said Victoria i-is t-too perfect t-to be mistreated and h-he w-would d-die f-for a-a woman l-like h-her... I-I quickly r-replied asking h-him i-if h-he w-wanted h-her and t-to take h-her b-but h-he responded w-wisely saying sh-she l-loves m-me n-not him s-so it wouldn't w-work...
>>708995588
Too young for what?
better than tinder! a lot of horny bitches of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708996993
He proceeded to c-c-curse m-me out thoroughly s-saying what type of m-man would s-so readily and willingly g-give away s-such a-a woman s-so quickly... I-I s-simply remessaged h-him s-saying I-I d-don't w-want t-to be laying in the grave any quicker th-than necessary...
>>708997305
Fucking
best girl coming through
>>708997698
Someone please hack Kat Dennings so we can see more of those spectacular tits.
Ben Fischbien
aye ban me
>>708997557
I-I w-wish when I-I m-make h-her cry and w-wail I-I c-could f-feel something b-but I don't... All I-I see i-is a-a valuable resource that I-I m-must extract f-for m-my own personal g-gain...
>>708997784
>>708997784
Where dud her tits go?
>>708997853
we did. thats where the pics of her spectacular tits came from.
>>708997939
This is an older image
>>708997755
Did I say I wanna do that?
>>708998043
Phew
>>708998013
Sorry. I meant hack her again.
better than tinder! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
Anyone wanna fuck Ariana?
>>708994921
Qt feets?
>>708998466
Anon, that is very lewd...
>>708998523
Why?
>>708998597
Cause I know why you wanna see them..
>>708998695
Nu uh
>>708998523
do you think mcconaughey fucked her?
better than tinder! a lot of horny sluts of youuur city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708998824
Yeh ehs.
>>708998906
Why do I wanna see them then?
>>708998885
No.
>>708998965
Cause you like feet.
emma?
>>708999292
What are you fucking russian?
better than tinder! a lot of horny college sluts of your city on http://davidsternfinejewelry.com/date.php
>>708999204
Go and fuck yourself femi-bitch.
>>708999239
>>708999631
quite the mixed reaction.
>>708999815
I wanna know if Emma likes the taste of cum.
>>708999212
SUPLEX CITY!!
>>708998090
I bet she loves oral and cowgirl.
>>708999894
i just want to cuddle with em.
>>709000210
Cough once for yes, twice for no.
>>708998418
If she still looked like she did in her Victorious days, then yes, absolutely.
>>708998872
noice
>>709000033
Yessir indeed. Also nice dubs
>>709000255
who needs coughs when u have cutes.
>>709000314
She's fucking St Vincent now
>>708998418
HE'LL YEAH ANON, also would cover her slutty heels hggg
>>709000477
this
>>709000287
THIS. I'd still fuck her now, but she was GORGEOUS before, even when on Sam & Cat. Now she just looks like an anorexic hoodrat.
>>709000694
Eh, I can fap to these webms
Her smile...
>>709000757
hhngggg
>>709000754
the cutest.
>>708993638
Mmm fuck
>>709000895
Yes, that IS how you spell her name...
>>709001021
Wonder where they're going...
>tfw no qt celeb gf to read Steel Ball Run with you
>>709000884
MUUUUUUUURPH
>>709000884
Ugh, fuck
>>708998523
>>708998695
Moar like this
>>708997923
more, you fucking autist
>>709001226
>>709001804
Murphy.
>>709002141
In love?
>>709002462
I know why..
>>709002929
Everything is just...
>>709003016
Oh shit
Kik: Celebritycummer
Wank to celebs together!
>>709003064
Perfection.
>>709003102
Gorgeous, right?
9909
>>708997755
Age of consent here is 14 so...
>>709003562
Anyone know any pornstars with Nikki Minaj's hip to ass ratio?
>>709003349
You have fine tastes
>>709003349
Fuck yeah, keep it cumming
>>708997606
not 100% sure, but I think she said she was high during this photo shoot
>>708998573
she actually fucked matt dillon?
that makes me sad
>>709003886
Thank you.
>>709003926
Don't talk lewd about Kenzie here anon...
>>708993638
I always wondered what happened to her. Now I know she was hiding in the candy aisle, collecting forehead wrinkles.
My one true love
>>709004068
Cute toes!
>>709003446
>>709000757
mmm young skinny g
>>708993638
Fuck her, she has turned into the worst kind of soccer mom.
>>709004068
mmm that bitch needs her legs fucked and then unloaded in that mouth
>>709004460
>needs her legs fucked
i think its time you take a break from the internet
>>709004385
nice; nothing against her sis, but she's cuter
>>709004496
done it in real life quite a few times.
try again
>>709004496
lol
>>709004554
beautiful cum slut
>>709003537
>>709003645
can't believe that her nudes haven't leaked!!!
>>708998082
I appreciate the effort though.
>>709004395
That's lewd...
>>709004460
Anon...
>>709004577
Thigh jobs are wonderful. Only virgins and plebs don't know about them.
>>709004668
sexy whore. needs to wear cum like she's wearing that dress
>>709004707
Only plebs care about lewd.
>>709004668
It's not lewd to appreciate her toes
>>709004415
such a qt
>>709004769
Stop it!
>>709004799
Hmm... But I know why you say it.
>>709004836
ohh yeahh. look at that little ass and those soft soles.
yngr g>current g
>>709004913
My intentions were purely innocent, kenzie bro
>>709004913
yeahhh, spread those legs open like you know how to do. begging for it so much, her pussy is soaked
>>709004922
I prefer current G tbh anon but 2015 G was a megaqt too
>>709004958
Alright. I believe you for now.
>>709004961
But you... You are unbearable.
>>709005072
I'd take any g, really. I've jerked off to all versions of her actually.
>>709001109
>>709001364
>>709001719
>>709001690
Is that Aly Michalka? (Fuck knows if I spelt that right) the best friend in iZombie?
If so, holy fuck, nudes?
>>709005128
do you cry and apologize to her as you're jerking off to her pics?
>>709005128
she moved her hair behind her ear so she can hear us fapping to her and moaning. her hand is ready to slide inside those shorts.
>>709005180
eeeeyup, good ol fappening
>>709005151
I haven't...
I always thought she was cute bit didn't consider her attractive until about 2014
>inb4 pedo
I was like 16 at the time so me finding a 15 year old attractive at that time isn't that weird
>>709005180
Yeah that's her. I have her nudes but they're larger than 2MB, so I'll give you the link to them.
http://thefappening2015.com/fappening/leaked-nudes-of-sexy-aly-michalka/#more-258
>Eat me
>>709005198
No I don't...
>>709005319
....
>>709005375
You prob fucked 15 year olds when you were 16 dude
>>709005375
It is not enough to find underages attractive to be a pedo unless you are about to establish mind police or something.
>>709005476
Nah, still a virgin...
Being an introverted weeb really doesn't help
>>709001102
From the look on Cara's Face, looks like Clam's on the Menu.
>>709005395
My man, superstar
>>709005631
How would a virgin react if G and her friend started sucking him off?
>>709005375
you dont have to explain. i'm the same age as her and have been jerking it to her for many years now.
sometimes i go back and forth between the different versions, depending on my mood.
>>709005732
It'd probably be a mixture of confusion and joy
>>709005706
Taylor's clam
>>708994921
ugly as fuk
also hay chester the child molester, fucked any kids lately?
>>709005903
forgot image...
>>708997784
>pic related
its G without her makeup on
>>709005938
How long would you be in heaven for?
>>708989318
Here you go OP
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM
>>709006010
i wanna turn her around and bury my face deep in her ass
>>709006010
oh no not that blacked wigga again
>>709005457
Never saw interstellar. How was it?
>>709005994
A pretty long time hopefully
>>709001102
they stayed at tay tays hotel so.....pretty certain they bumped clam and taytay now has herpes
>>709006085
I think would like to kiss her friend with you in the middle.
>>709005993
hilarious joke anon never heard that one before...
>>709006144
I think G would*
>>709006085
ugly as fuk dude havent u got better taste in kids?
>>708989318
Isnt victoria justice some type of dirty mexican nigger
>>709006080
Amazing.
>>709006166
i hear she is staring in the new gremlins remake.....they cast her apparently because they didnt need to use cgi etc she was a natural...here she is on set
>>709006144
>>709006170
That'd be pretty nice
>>709006301
hmm, too much tits in that one
>>709006278
was boring as fuk and that kid in it was so ugly
>>709006301
its a shame G is half a nigger
>>709006301
I'm not talking about your mouth in the middle either you know.
>>709006340
Shut up.
>>709005457
i wanna lick those bald armpits
>>709006362
I know...
>>709006401
why just stating a fact....also u have a shit taste in kids chester the child molester
>>709006401
>Mackenzie will never look at you like that
>>709006437
What are they running their tongues up and down then?
>>708997755
What's to young to do da fappity fap dance?
>>709006418
Lewd..
>>709006448
You are being a faggot, that's all.
>>709006455
Sadly.
>>709006455
>>Mackenzie will never look at you like that
no because she would only look at u in fear because she dont wanna get raped by ur old ugly pedo ass
>>709006437
i like younger g's legs
>>709006542
>>>/waifuist/
>>709006542
>faggot
says the autistic pedo who posts this ugly kid all day long in every thread
kek
>>709006658
I think you don't know what a faggot is.
>>709006636
Mh...
>>709006724
She's got a great milf bod
>>709006481
my dick?
>>709006658
but yet you stay in these threads
kek
>>709006594
Mother Fuckin sauce!
>>709006742
You know waifuist?
>>709006779
Natalie Portman in Black Swan
>>709006755
Yup, you should tell them how you want em to use their mouths.
>>709006594
holy shit, this was pretty hot and finally something more original.
>>709006594
sauce
>>709006752
agreed
>>709006742
>says the child molesting faggot
enjoy being forever alone grandpa
>>709006853
Natalie Portman in Black Swan
>>709006784
No.
>>709006857
I am not, but ok.
>>709006763
>>709006857
to post hot chicks and laugh at the autistic foreveralone faggots lol
>>709006823
Thank you kind sir
If you'll excuse me, I have some serious wanking to do
>>709006962
What does "mhh" mean?
>>709006836
will do if this every somehow happens
I'm not ERPing
>>709006962
yeah you are ya loser
>>709006852
Just new to you.
>>709007034
Meh, I hope you have a good imagination anon.
>>709007034
G is like an ugly version of alyson hannigan
>>709006779
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575d37ed8551f
Here you go
>>709007097
I do anon don't worry
>>709007076
nah, I bet ur mum hasn't seen it.
>>709007004
Thinking.
>>709007051
Nope.
>>709007196
I only wanted to help it.
>>709007181
shit. that woman in the chair freaked me out lol
>>709006166
Boner
>>709007287
I know anon I know but I don't like ERP
Mmmnf~
>>709001690
goodness
>>709007283
>thinking
about raping kids
>>709007385
What do you like?
>>708996242
I find the stuttering faggot to be maybe one of the cringiest 'forced cutesy' affected things I ever read.
Actually taking the time to seem like some lame anime twink bottom with no self esteem is one of the most pathetic things I ever saw maybe. I really find the response 'kill yourself' finally appropriate.
Fucking kill yourself
>>709007448
Like in general?
Cute girls, Vidya, Anime, Shitposting and wrestling
>>709007385
>nigger nails
>>709007423
Did you get raped?
>>709007408
Heyya another Katy fan?
>>709007536
That's nice, but I meant when you want to get off to G.
>>709007578
Uh-huh !
NEW Taylors.
>>709007536
>proud of her nigger shoes
>>709007576
>projecting
something you wanna tell us chester?
>>709007594
Mostly oral and handjobs
I don't like the way this is going anon...
>>709007536
Wrestling? You ccan hardly even wrestle your wewe out of your trousers to take a piss
>>709007248
She has.
She even saved with an earlier post number.
don't forget this punkin spice.
>>709007690
Why just hands and mouths?
>>709007614
Hell yeah. God I love her damn body just that perfect thickness
>>709007739
idk anon I just like looking at her face more thaan her body
>>709007536
>shitposting
like you are now posting this ugly bitch, at least ur honest.
>>709007663
well she is a half nigger
>>709007632
please, no trannies dude, take ur boi pussy elsewhere faggot.
>>709007687
>projecting
>calls others pedo
Do you wanna say something instead?
>>709007690
>more nigger nails
>>709007744
Can't even
I need to rape her
>>709007690
>>709007739
>>709007801
>and the gay samefagging continues
>before shooped (You) removal pics
>>709007801
You can still look into her eyes while inside her pussy.
>>709007814
>this ugly bitch
>inb4 'b-b-but i think she's c-cute' shitpost response
>>709007870
Same honestly, no way I could control myself around her. Just pound the fuck out of her pussy and destroy it
>>709007826
I knew a dog once named Murphy but we would call him one eyed willie because it only had one eye, the dog was scared of farts and would run at the sound of one real or fake.
>>709007926
And it feels best
>>709007977
Like taking a poop
>>709007826
>projecting
yes, i correctly identified what you are doing.
>calls others pedo
well you do spend all day posting pics of children dude.....ya know if the hat fits n all...
>>709008033
Lol true story
>>709007690
I need so start hangin out in this cafe. Must be some kind of waifu headquarters
>>709007977
This is also (probably) true
>>709008067
nothing but the boots
>>709008068
I hope you get it what you want very soon anon.
>>709008113
me too anon
Same to you as well
>>709008068
>dat desperation to appear white
>>709008163
I guess you are young, you have lots of time.
>>709008113
>>709008163
cya samefag
>>709008037
Really? All day? Not like it's the first thread and wasn't working since now...
>>709008049
And funny.
>>709008266
>>709008266
>>709008266
new thread
>>709008228
dude u do it every day in every thread everyone knows that just like the marinafag used to do.....
>>709007690
>>709008067
Yeah, I saw the same location in other photoshoots. A lot of top notch girls sat on that table
>>709008307
>every thread
Low bait.
>>709008369
you know its true dude everyone here does thats why most avoid the threads since u pedos killed them
>>709008467
Keep baiting
>>709008556
later pedo enjoy being forever alone
>>709000210
>>709000694
qt
>>709000939
patootie
