So /b/ I've been on here for some time and never made a post, just a lurker
>Be me
>Be 25
>Work a shitty part time warehouse job but haven't started yet (start in a week
>Go to school full time on GI Bill
>Currently living with gf and her mom
>Be Aryan and gf is negress
>She's prego and we've been together about a year
>Currently have -200 in bank account
>No money for another week or so
>Gf family is extremely racist and we haven't told about baby
>Things slowly feel like they're coming to an end
>No where to go as in living
>No money for weekly hotel
>Thinking about living in my car for a little while until I get enough money for my own place
>Gym membership where I can shower
>No money for gas when it runs out (quarter of a tank)
>Live in new city, no friends to turn to
Anyone else have experience living in their cars for 1-2 months? It's not illegal in my city, but don't know what I'll do for food or laundry or stuff like that. Also been contemplating suicide for a bit but only thing holding me back is my Gma just passed two weeks ago and it would destroy my family right now
Shameless self bump
Also rolling for 7
Also, my whole family knows about the pregnancy and welcomed her with open arms
>>708984686
I can't give you any advice, but you do have my sympathies. Hang in there anon.
>>708984979
Thanks
Also taking advice on the most painless ways to an hero, should it come to that. This way I don't have to make another thread
>>708984686
didn't read, rollin for riches
>>708985180
fuck
>>708985180
That's alright, used that pic so hopefully it'll bump a bit with people rolling
Bump
here we go big money big money no whammys
>>708986630
You failed
Roll for dough
>>708984686
I'd spin that shit.
>>708986811
well can i have some of your munnies?
ROLLLLLLL
>>708986920
Kek
>>708984686
ROLLL
>>708984686
ROLLLLLLL
for my family
lets do this, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>708986998
blz at least gib me the 500 que you just winned?
>>708984686
try to get back to your family while you get back on your feet
good luck OP
>>708984686
here goes nothin
roll
Poor nigger, life can be a bitch.
>>708984686
Sorry to hear Anon. Contact your family as soon as possible for help.
>>708984686
Rollin' for maximum quantity in my pussy purchase.
woll
rollll
>>708987165
eau yeh i'm a billunnair beighbee push pops for every buddy
roll
>>708987174
Thought about this but would have to leave school. If I leave school I'll owe the gov like 1500 so currently I'm stuck in this city
>>708987450
we woll
Rollin
>>708984686
Living out of your car ain't so bad, I did it for about 3 months. Life pro tip: fried fast food (chicken nuggets, french fries, etc.) last for a few days, gotta learn to ration
Roll
>>708987610
Reroll
fukk ye i has all munee
>>708987609
True.
>>708984686
roll for that.
>>708984686
roll again for that
>>708987799
>>708987829
r-roll again for that.
>>708987880
>>708987829
>>708987799
r-r-roll again for that?
>>708984686
Win-Win.
>>708987910
>>708987880
>>708987829
>>708987799
ok 5th times the charm.
>>708987910
lmao i reauxl for u
>>708987940
>>708987910
>>708987880
>>708987829
>>708987799
maybe 6th time.
Rollin'
>>708984686
Check out 24 hr gas stations on third shift. They are almost always responsible for getting rid of the sandwiches and whatnot that have "expired" and if you play your cards right you can get 5 or 6 sandwiches. The meat will go bad if you don't keep it cold, but it should last about a week if it's kept on ice or something. The bread is still edible practically forever.
Rills
>>708984686
rolling for 7
>>708988078
Thanks anon! Definitely worth a shot
Roll
>>708984686
GIMME
If transportation in town's good enough to get you wherever you need to, sell your car. You should at least take care of your negative balance before the baby comes around. Family, then fitness.
>>708984975
And does your family want you to stay away? Reach out to them about this, unless you have spending habits you don't want to share.
Rolling for your stupidly relevant pic.
>>708984686
Rolling.
>>708988762
Shit, 5 mil's all I need now. Thanks OP!
>>708988897
Balls
>>708988997
God dammit
>>708988997
DOUBLE BALLS
>>708988949
Also, rerolling.
>>708984686
Keep going anon, life sucks now but if you hang in there, 20 years from now you won't be able to grasp that you thought about ending it
Imagine your daughter all grown up, are you guys spending time together or is she fatherless?
>>708988762
Well the neg balance will be fixed on the 1st when I get paid. Baby isn't coming for another 6 months. Not planning on being homeless that long.
My family and me don't really get along. I drink on the weekends sometimes. Not to excess. They'll avidly against it and think I spend every night shitfaced. I don't.
Roll
here comes the money
>>708989112
I don't have any kids yet, just the one unborn.
>>708989312
>homeless
Lol, have fun seeing a new bmw parked out front your girls house, when your girlfriend decides to dump your beta ass and still collect child support off you. Enjoy seeing your kid one weekend a month while chad fucks your girl senseless.
roll
>>708989751
Behold, a shining paragon of human decency.
>>708989751
Meh. I'm pretty attractive tbh, 8/10 and that's really not worrying to me. Chad can have fun. Also, I'm in college
Roll
>>708989909
reroll
ROLL
>>708989409
Roe vs wade, the Supreme Court case that made abortion legal. The woman that was the poster child of the whole campaign is pro life now even thought she helped make abortion legal. By the time the case was settled in favor of abortion, her daughter was about three years old.
Why do I tell you this? She couldn't imagine living her life without her child at that point. Imagine if your child is all grown up. You watch it grow up and crawl. Then walk, then learn to talk.
Sorry for the drunken banter, but I have a neice and nephew (1 & 5) and theyre fucking awesome. Don't be some suicidal faggot. Hang in there, it'll be worth it
roll
>>708984686
Rolling b/c these are my best odds at having enough to retire in India like a prince for the rest of my life. Sister lives there and has the connections to get visa renewed every decade and a non shithole pace to live at a cheaper than regular cost. Just need the cash.
>>708984686
roll
rollo
Rooooooool
rerollo
Pusay ass crackas
>>708990430
>>708990529
All right third time's the charm
>>708990430
>>708990529
>>708990599
Let's go rich as fuck
>>708990318
You know the money is fictional right?
roll
>>708984686
rely on gf for food/dumpster dive/soup kitchen
best of luck
roll
>>708984686
rooool
>>708991047
Score!
Good night sweet world.
Rawl
>>708990740
wait.. waht?
Stop living in hotels dude. Save up for a security deposit and get an apartment.
But for the frugal. Go to a campground to shower cheaper than the gym they probably won't even notice you there
Apply for section 8 housing
Though if you're living in you car park at Walmarts but never leave your car there unless you're in it or you'll get towed. You can always secure a public transportation route to your job and then you can sell your car to pay a security deposit on an apartment then.
Don't do payday loans. You'll just lose whatever you offered as collateral and be shit out of luck.
If you're there for two weeks ask for a payday advance and give them your story to pay a security deposit on an apartment. Most project housing goes by your monthly wage so it will be cheap.
You do not want your girl sleeping in cars while pregnant. There is a program Nurturing Network or something than helps with Section 8 housing for single expecting mothers.
Do all the government shit through her not you. Just live there off the books and don't get caught staying there by the people in charge.
>>708984686
Can only see upsides, lets roll
Also if you've been in the hotel for more than 30 days they can't evict you during winter months and you should have 1 month to 3 squatting rights before the eviction notice takes place. Don't recommend because they can lock you out and it will get the cops involves but you are legally a tenant after 30 days.
Yes.
>>708992240
Fuck
>>708984686
role
Go to reddit.com/r/personalfinance and ask them the basic same thing for better advice
>>708992297
rerole
>>708992289
GOD DAMMNIT
>>708992326
rolere
Roll
>>708992357
fuckrerole
>>708992330
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 3 IN A ROW
>>708992375
role
>>708984686
boom, rollin
>>708992400
rool
>>708992428
r00l
>>708984686
Rollin' it
>>708992669
re-roll
>>708985172
>nobody even stole your ipod
>considering becoming an hero
offing yourself with baby on the way doesn't make you an hero. It makes you an dead beat. Talk to us when you have real problems like someone calls you a name or steals your ipod.
Honestly living in car is not too bad. I've done it in San Francisco as well as Portland for a month or so each and once you get in the rhythm its easy cheez. Makes sex pretty fun.
>>708992699
WTH?
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roll
>>708984686
MGIB or Post 911? And where the hell are you living that either wouldn't pay enough to get you a roof over your head!? MGIB pays a monthly rate depending on location, and Post 911 as I understand pays your college off and sends you a local BAH rate....
Your first mistake was shacking up with a negress... Your second mistake was being a shit-tier money manager.... Start pinching pennies, anon... Pinch them good and hard...
>>708984686
sure why not
GET RICH OR DIE TRYING
>>708984686
rolling
I'm just here to roll
>>708984686
yolo
spin that wheel
>>708984686
oh shit
Rollerino
roll
>>708997389
Rollerino x2
>>708984686
roll
>>708984686
Roll
>>708984686
all day
>>708997729
reroll
roll
>>708984686
let's roll niggerbitches
rolllinnnn
rerolling
Rolllllll
>>708984686
I will gladly take those odds.
roll
>>708984686
roll
>>708984686
None of those numbers are losing numbers
>>708998719
reroll
roll
>>708984686
Rollllllllllll
>>708999347
RIP
>>708984686
ro'll
roll
>>708984686
Rollan
Sure would
nope.avi
but would you do it twice
Spinnin
>>708984686
You don't have any friends at all you could crash with for a couple weeks? Or a classmate you've spoken with a few times? People can be much more kind than you'd originally think about them, and there is no shame in asking for a little help when you're truly down on your luck. Offer to be someone's live-in maid type, cleaning/fixing whatever, to be able to sleep on their couch, maybe meals and laundry. There's nothing lost by asking for something and being turned down.
rawl
>>709001769
And I'm re rolling
Spin.
>>708984686
Yes
>>709003225
Can I spin again?
Aids
>>709003244
One last spin.
>>708984686
I'm unkillable
>>709003331
Reroll
Kk
Rollo
Spinaroony
Rollin
10b k
fuck you niggerlover
rollin
rallllin'
rollin for dubs 7, 2 bullets better then 1
>>708984686
I'm assjming the pregnancy is due to -$200 so you couldn't afford condoms? Idiot. Don't have sex without a condom. Also, I'd get tested for herpes as close to 50% of all randomly tested negros have herpes and less than 10% knew they had it.
rawl for trips 7
6
7 please
gimmie quad 7's
let there be trips
roll
5
>>708984686
lucky sevens here i come
>>708984686
of course
>>708984686
Rolll
>>708984686
spin
>>708984686
Roll me
>>709006876
noice
>>708984686
>>708984686
Rolling to die
Roll
Fuck
Niggfuck
Any lmao
>>708984686
87.5% chance of being set for life, 67.5% chance of being filthy rich for life, 25% chance of becoming illuminati tier.
All for a measly 12.5% chance of dying.
Of course I would.
>rolling
>>709007601
There, I can now buy a comfy house in the mountains and retire.
So where's my check?
>>708984686
Here come the billions.
>>709007697
Dead
>>708984686
lets goooo
>>708984686
pls no shot
>>709008580
and again
>>709008590
wow again
Ayy
role
rolllllll
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Rollerino b17ch455
>>708984686
Roll
rolling for 6
Rollinga
>>709009739
reroll
Rolling.
>>709009809
ffs ReRoll
>>708984686
Rollll
Roll.
Rolling
Rollin
Rolll
Roll!
Rollan
gibe mony plox
Pinmel
Penis
Roooll
Roll
spiiiiiiiiiiin
>>708984686
Rolling
>>708984686
Roll
7 please.
Suc
eee rock
>>708984686
Don't give a shit anout your story, OP. Only here to roll a 7 so I can finally be free.
>>708984686
roll
pls kill me
7 get
Spin to win
Roll
>>708984686
Rollerino
Sure!
Rawl
Ralla
meh f
rerolling
rawlwl
rerolling again fuck
roll
Le spin
rollinz
there's no way I'm getting shot in the head
>>708984686
yolo
Yes, let's roll
red; fuck
ROLLING
>>709015269
Roll again
>>709015347
Shit...
>>708984686
Roll
You screwed up by making a child with a nigger, good job buddy, thanks for helping us preserve our dying race
>>708985172
You're welcome, anon.
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