Face reveal thread? Lets show our faces /b/
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Face reveal thread? Lets show our faces /b/
>>708980869
trap
>>708980869
I'll play your game.
>>708980869
could you please also reveal those tits?
>>708980869
>>708981813
I'm sorry anon but i'm not a girl, you should search another post.
I work for ISIS
>>708980869
On the right
>>708981930
More of your shirt, less of your head.
>>708982306
Normally I think people from the middle East look disgusting. But you seem to break the rule. Congrats.
>>708982282
>>708981900
show ass then faggot we aren't picky here
>INB4 ugly fag
>INB4 "VIRGIN FAGGOT FUCK U
>INB4 "You look like you have been raped by your uncle
>INB4 "you look like you smell like french onion dip, brah."
>>708982830
you dont get laid or & are insecure about the women you do manage to get drunk.
>>708982650
I'm not going to show random people on the internet my hairy monkey ass.
>>708982830
yeah the onion dip one sounds pretty accurate
Ok
>>708980869
Yo, why do you look like a 12 year old girl
>>708982131
You look like a dipshit
>>708982545
You look like a cunt
God I just love seeing who posts here
>>708983590
You look like you would suck a cock if you had the chance
>>708981644
That's a big fucking nose
>>708981725
Can I put it in your bum?
>>708984049
What makes you say that anon?
>>708980869
>>708984386
I'm aware. Thanks for reminding me.
Hey
>>708981644
thanks dude you made me feel better about my own nose
>>708984971
tpkek
>>708984940
It would legitimately surprise me if you were older than 16.
>>708982830
>INB4 "You look like you have been raped by your uncle
you rather look like an uncle that would rape a kid
>>708984940
Dued some old pervert is toching himself to ur vergin ass
>>708982545
you look indian
>>708980869
I'm better looking than all of you faggots
I'm dunstun and I'm checking the feuckn in :)
>>708985355
Was*
>>708984971
Supreme/10
>>708985995
Please tell me you're an actual gang member
>>708980869
>>708980869
>>708985905
Does goodlookingguysofinstagram.tumblr.com mean anything to you?
>>708981930
Give me your kik for great justice.
>>708985995
Do you go to 7/11 at 4am and walk up and down the aisles, not buying anything?
no
>>708985995
fucking wannabe nigger degenerates
Sorry about my mirror, it was snowing in their earlier
Time for some edges
>>708985278
nigga what
>>708981644
Not even a big nose
>>708985165
You would be legitimately surprised
>>708985232
Fuck bro, do you even English?
>>708988073
Fuck the haters, you a hottie
Me pt2
>>708984940
Cute but you should smile!
>>708988438
>1999.
Underage b&
>>708988229
how tall are you
>>708988143
Your a kind chap. Ty
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>>708988507
Thanks, can't really smile naturally for photos, I'll have to work on it
>>708980869
you look like my ex. I introduced her to 4chan
>>708987474
Would fuck/10
5"7
>>708988975
Hot af
>>708988860
I can tickle your feet til you laugh so you have a natural smile pic :D
>>708989098
thanks for letting us know why she left you anon.
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>>708989387
Daaaaaamn
never dress yourself as a clown at 5am in Brazil
>>708989624
What
>>708989387
Did you lick the sofa?
Me
>>708989668
It was raining.
>>708989727
Goddamn! Post shirtless plz
>>708989920
How old are you?
5"7
>>708989664
Literally 9/10
>>708982131
What kind of job were you looking for? Entry level archivist with no chance for growing?
Kys
>>708980869
>>708989750
I would say the same if I would be a sofa licker..
>>708990152
gook/10
>>708989387
Which one in this thread would you fuck ?? Hope its me
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>>708990285
>>708990234
If >>708984971 is you then I would fuck you
I'm the one in red
>>708990370
Too bad for me i'm not underdeveloped
>>708990587
Your boyfriend is a cutie! Does it hurt when he fucks you?
>>708990663
>underdeveloped
What does this even mean
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>>708990370
good choice, eurasians master race
combined with your genotype, multiple immunities... hapas usually hit or miss, but when they hit.. home run
Last pic i took, from a year ago. Ive changed alot but its all i got
back when i cared about fitness..
>>708987474
So edgy
>but nice hair
>>708991084
>>708991084
It gave me herpes to look at that pic
>>708991082
Who Harry Pottered your forehead??
>>708991356
lol. car crash when i was 3. Had to have 30 stitches
Old pic, I've bulked up a bit since it.
>>708991522
OMG the hottie is back from the previous thread. Moar plz!
>>708991522
>>708991801
Samefagging this hard
>>708991801
Sure. Here's the Adolph edition
Having a boring saturday night
>>708991927
Eat a bag of shit anon. I actually got a compliment.
>>708992024
Can we have more sexy muscles? :P
>>708990234
Who are you
>>708992073
Die in a fire heretic witch
>>708989387
there is piss all over that sofa
>>708991494
Hm. I sorta feel bad but still kinda happy I made Harry Potter a verb. Overall sorry not sorry.
>>708992158
Sure anon. Kinda hard to flex the back and take a picture though
>>708992744
FUCK. I volunteer to take the pic next time. You are seriously my favorite face (and ass) of /b/
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>>708992970
Thanks m80, I'll take that to heart.
>>708992744
do you get laid often mate
>>708993123
Can I be greedy and ask for an abs pic too?
Me
>>708993241
No, but I tend to stay in lasting relationships. I've personally been with 7 people or so, but I hardly consider that getting laid all the time.
>>708993265
Sure, they aren't that great now though since I've been bulking.
>>708993422
Or whatever you think looks best now then ;)
>>708993265
Here's the current full body.
>>708989957
Sexy
>>708993502
you look like the deer behind you
looking great, are you american?? or european?? cant tell
>>708993265
Here was me back when I was still swimming in college. Currently my target abs. 150lbs then, 185lbs now.
>>708993422
>7 people
Are you bi?
>>708993833
Nope, straight m8
>>708993927
lol you know your showing off for a fag now tho right
>>708994755
Doesn't hurt me a bit. I like compliments.
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>>708980869
Are you from Palmy nz?
>>708995211
No i'm from a third world country.
>>708995680
Lol, you look surprisingly like someone I know
ITT: /b/tard stereotypes
Seriously. Look at all you fucking nerds.
fucking cancer
>>708995980
And yet, no picture from you. Sad bit of projecting there anon.
>>708993789
Can I Kik you?
>>708996680
I don't use it
>>708994941
Adorable
>>708999144
Dubs don't lie. Thanks /b/ro (:
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>>708982830
Harley is that u dawg
>>708999295
purp blue hair is sexy btw lets see another!?
>>709000118
You look tired or stoned. Can i live in your hair?
>>708999710
Hi Hugh, how's things?
R8
>inb4 squint
>>709000322
You wanna live with my cute little lices? :3
>>709001213
Nigger those are sum dsl's
very well, Hello /b/
>>709000322
Wtf people replying instead of me. Sure dude.
>>708982830
James Perce? if so shave neck beard
if not shave neck beard
Sup b
>>708981930
Would fuck
>>708982123
but arent yu memes?
>>708980869
>>708992073
You're mad cute.
You also look like you sell placebta bars and other homeopathic and new age medicines in some little corner shop.
Whats the going rate for a Tarot reading?
>>708992073
>>708992441
Or, or, as an alternative, you can marry me. You're going to choose fire right?
>mfw
>>708992424
Mad fucking cute. 90s as fuck look is good on you
>>708992744
Nigger, this isn't grindr, you know?
>>709002777
trips of truth. into the flames.
>>708993767
Show boobs?
>>709002777
>>709002888
I'm about 80% hair right now.
>>708982131
Your glasses are too big fag
>>709003144
Glasses are perfect. His head is tiny
>>708980869
that is not your goddamn face, the fuck you think? that I came here yesterday? fuxk you, show your tits.
1/10 not even you is it? you piece of useless shit.
>>709004177
literally no way this woman does not have a dick.
>>709004273
I 100% wish I did
>>709004402
Realistically, it's probably overrated.
>>709004666
Thing is...
Satanic trips can't lie either.
>>709004666
yr orgasms probably feel better, assuming you have a penis
also,
>no adams apple
>>708980869
Tits or gtfo
>>709004944
show nuds
>>709005071
chad boi
>>709004944
best hair, very cute, im so gay
>>708986478
sup bro :D
>>708986791
sir no sir
>Inb4 faggot
>>708988073
isis/10 trim the bumfluff
y'all look like freak
>>709005153
very flexible
>>708980869
What's the point of coming here if you're not anonymous. I never understood why people need to be known as a /b/ tard you think they get street cred or something. The majority of the people posted here. If actually posted by said 4channers. We used to make fun of chinchan for less. You're fucking ugly. Thanks for making me laugh and smile and laugh some more.
>>708993767
same girl?
>>708981900
Just a faggot looking queer then.
>>708993767
i want to cum on your face and suck your tits raw
>>708982830
Nah just onion soup.
>>709005172
yeah, basically.
>>709002946
>>709005591
>niggas this new
>>709005380
your eyebrows look like what your mustache wants to look like
>>708981644
Look at that nose. Holy fuck.
>>709005380
you cant inb4 real life
>>708985355
You'll have a crippling addiction by 30 your under bite and walleyes confirm it
>>709005643 (cont)
this and literall nothing else though. orgasms are well and good but honestly these cramps make me homicidal so when a mans body makes them want to murder someone else, thats about where "equality" starts.
inb4 MRAs get triggered. no one cares and i dont have time for this.
>>709005172
woodbury/10
stop trying to get guys in social situations
keep flirting and sexuality private
girls learn nothing
>>708985995
Jesus. You're the worst. I hope you get killed. I want to read your name in an obituary. Please make sure someone let's me know when you die. Just post it in here. Thanks
>>709005405
Cute
>>709005153
Cute
>>709004944
Cute
>>708994941
Cute
>>708993789
Chin ups only huh?
>>708993767
Cute
>>708991084
That can't just be acne, some disease or plague has to be in on that.
Why the fuck not
>yeah i'm fat
>not replying to "show tits" or "whale" comments
>thanks
>>709005660
>I look like a faggot if I trim them
> look like a faggot anyway
>fuck
>>708986791
Do you have a learning disability or maybe smell numbers Nd taste letters? You seem to have had an explosion or swelling of some sort inside of your skull and the only part to budge was the soft bit you call a forehead. But in reality is like a fucking ballpeen hammer. Seriously. Your fucking head looks like the letter p what does C taste like?
>>709005864
>(didn't have any other photos and dont wanna show my full face.)
>>708989307
The most normal looking person in this thread
>>709005864
If you show your tits i will cum for you babe, promise
do it for me? <3
>>709005864
Don't think anyone wants to see your tits
i'm a literal sand nigger
>>708991522
Too bad you haven't read a book instead.
>>708992424
I realise this isn't actually you but you're cute.
>>709005763
wut
private sexuality?
>>708992155
Grow a real beard you peach fuzz faggot. It looks like you barely have enough testosterone from slurping cum to grow a unibrow.
also why is every girl on /b/ fucking disgusting
lose some weight holy shit
>>708993395
I thought you were Asian then I realized you're just an ugly white kid.
>>709006093
Yes. Keep shit private. There's literally no difference between fucking a 10 and fucking a 4 looks wise outside being concerned what other people thing.
you arent a 10, so keep your relationships (including sexual relationships aka FWB's, VERY private)
>>709006006
I didnt think anyone would either, but this is 4chan man. I gotta say these things beforehand even if I was a morbidly obese cunt.
>>709005864
Cute outfit.
>>709006201
see
>>709006000
and check those trips of truth
>>709005824
>>709005828
if you asked me out, id laugh in your face. get fukt.
>>709006229
Ayye thanks.
>>708994941
Jesus. Typical /b/road all fat and doughy because you watch too much anime and eat garbage
rate
>>709006260
No one cares
>>709006324
better image
>>709006156
>le pussy slayer
>>708996192
You forget the rules of anonymity. Anyone who posts their photo here is not a true /b/ tard not even a true /b/ro you're just imitating to fit in because Reddit and 9gag already told you to fuck off
>>709006347
thats funny since you cared enough to respond.
phaggots
Rate?
>>709006404
didn't realize this was a cringe thread.
>>709006260
What's yo problem nigga, how can you resist Darth Syphalis?
>>709006189
ive never had anything like fwbs and its not something Id brag about, do guys get peeved when girls talk about their sexual relationships though?
>>709000118
You aren't worth raping. I wouldn't go to jail for your doughy amorphous disgusting scabby body
yeah I'm down
>>709006452
you'd peak my curiosity in a coffee shop but ultimately you wouldn't be worth it in a few weeks.
>>708982306
Fucking shave the unibrow shit skin
>>709001213
I thought you were Mexican not Asian. But then I saw the math problem in the slits you call eyeballs
>>709006516
>>709001635
Johnny Cool guy is really Johnny Ackbar
>>709006516
Cool. I'm married, so thats good.
>>709006372
it's true bro. i remember /b/ back in 2010 anytime there was a "post your face thread" half the girls would be hot. we've hit a serious decline for some reason. swamped with absolutely disgustings
>>709006478
nah just refering to what you said here:
>>709004002
>and with the right angling and makeup, you too can look decent enough to have a dick in you for one night!!
this implies you A) need make up and B) need a good angle to have dick
utterly ridiculous assumption
>>709002744
You look like a child fucker. Also you need to figure out something the beard makes you look dumb and bald. You don't need people to know how stupid you are from a distance. Wait for then to hear you talk.
>>709006602
>back in 2010 anytime there was a "post your face thread" half the girls would be hot
kek you fell for the "femanon here" meme
>>709006600
sure thing kiddo.
>>709003105
Are you sure that's not your body fat percentage
>>709006312
Ayy dude, I like that shit, girls like that could sit on my face for hours.
>>709006404
Reminder that /b/ is a worse board than fucking /r9k/ and is almost the worst only being second to /trash/
You're the one who needs to fuck off
>>709006602
>2010 /b/
>Good
>>709006324
dirty polski
>>709006600
>>709006699
You think your trip dubs negates mine!? Literally fuck your own face.
>>709006699
I'm 27. Married to a great gal. Think what you want.
how come whenever these threads pop up, everyone who posts looks like faggots?
>>709006664
>those were all just "femanon here" bs posts
eh not true i've met some really kawaii girls on /b/
>>709004002
I wish you would never come back here. You look like someone who sucks cock at a truck stop because "truck drivers are the backbone of the community" you're too gross to fuck a movie star or a musician so you need truck driver seed to feel close to dad
>>709006824
we're all faggots here! :^)
>>708982131
You look like you're about to order a venti caramel mochiatto
>>709006873
>XDDDDDD anonymous means i can say cringy tryhard things as if anyone here cant tell im fresh out of highschool XDDDDDD
kys
>>708986791
pls dunt get bombd, anon
>lets go to an anonymous website and post our faces
and you all look exactly how i imagine people with that mentality might.
>>709006873
truckers are the blood in the veinsin the body of America, anon.
>>709006901
marry me
>>709007155
>>709007169
you are pretty, i would accept a blowjob from you. don't listen to that faggot
>>709006404
>Being this edgy
>>709007169
titz plz
>>709007169
>>709007200
Darth Syphalis could get in on that too
>>709007365
would perform oral on/10
most of you are young and attractive, peculiar
>or everyone is just posting pictures of other people
>>709007644
the latter
no one is time stamping
>>709007605
Ah, serial rapist Edward Norton David Schwimmer McBentpenis , it's about time you showed up.
or just young and attractive ones post picture of them selfs
>>709007644
holy shit you are cute
I was going to say, seriously? Who's dumb enough to link their face with their proxied i.p. address? Wouldn't that defeat the point of using a proxy? But I guess you guys.
>>709007644
i take back what i said about femanon on /b/ being more attractive in 2010. you are literally adorable
>>709007848
There are billions of faces in the world anon, millions of names, unless you know my full IP and social security number, I'm fine.
Here's me >>709005828
My name is Eryk Regnier
I ain't scared of sheeeit.
>>709007644
>tfw nobody is realizing this is a reaction image and not for the thread
>>709008051
could have fooled me
>>709007848
i will deadass post my full fucking address and full name. stop being such a newfag. you will literally only get tracked and fucked with if you are a hot girl. no guy is going to see a picture of a dude and try to "get him"
you must be like 12 or super new to the internet or something
>>709008004
this. only a colossal fucking newfag would think that posting your picture on /b/ is SCARY
"d-dude what if someone cares about me so much that they see my picture on /b/ and find my ip and findout where i live and come and get me!!!!"
special snowflake mentality x100
>>709008311
Totally different anon.
Dont give a shit.
But i would easily agree it would just suck. I mean, this is /b/. Probably order you 30 pineapple pizzas to fuck with you.
>>709007802
right
>>709007811
thank you
>>709007925
haven't you seen the ones from earlier? that's some good shit up there
>>709008051
>>709008125
that's just my face
>>709008454
Yeah, I mean like, pineapple on a pizza? That's preposterous.
>>709008548
if thats your face than marry me
>>709008548
Post more of you then
