Celeb thread, B list and lower edition.
No A listers allowed.
Who's that one more obscure celeb you really want to bone?
>>708979683
Who is this?
>>708978949
Is that all?
>>708979740
Abbie Cornish
easy
>>708979827
Well damn...
>>708979922
?
>>708979990
She's really hot....probably should have clarified that lol
>>708980086
Oh...Yeah...She is.
Jewel Staite. The quirkiest, cutest leaf B actress in the world
>>708979692
So, like, another man's gross ejaculant on a soaking into a picture arouses you? Is this like the 6th derivative of gay or cuck or something?
>>708980136
Disappointed?
>>708980414
Nah...Haha.
>>708980484
Not gonna lie...im really fucking confused right now lol.. But it's probably cuz it's super late for me and I'm only half awake haha
Marina Diamandis
>>708980588
she looks really fucking good in that movie
>>708980411
This doesn't make you diamonds?!?!
>>708980588
>>708980630
>>708979549
My favourite right now. Can't get enough of her
>>708980303
>>708980588
Her thick hips and ass are delightful
>>708980732
She's a titty monster
Massive natural boobs
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>>708981049
>>708981188
Thought she was an amputee for a sec there
>>708981282
I bet deaf girls make funny sounds when they cum
>>708981231
>>708981400
Kekd
>>708981372
Unzips pants
>>708979549
Nellie McKay
>>708981194
Oh god yes!
>>708981544
>>708981372
Holy shit Demi...lookin so good there.
>>708980943
childhood ruined
>>708981400
You ever get kicked in the nuts really hard?
it's probably something like that.
>>708981641
Look at that big butt
>>708981717
Definitely
>>708981654
Oh fuck...that ass is so sexy!
Still the most gorgous celeb
>>708979765
Her x200000000
>>708981837
Agreed
>>708980847
She looks mildly confused
>>708981869
MM yes
<3 Topanga
>>708980989
THIS GUY KNOWS THE DEAL
>>708982170
Hnnng!
>>708982431
Yes
>>708982496
B-but no. S-shes not that attractive...
>>708979549
>>708979549
>>708981400
Story time!
>be me, 20 yrs old, taking sign language class
>had friend who was deaf but would buy beer, hang out and drink it with us
>he introduces me to deaf girl, 5/10
>whynot.jpg
>we go out a couple of times, she tells me that she's been mainstreamed in school
>instead of classes for deaf people, she's forced into regular classes and has to learn how to lipread
>she's supposed to vocalize in school instead of sign, but she has a problem
>she sounds like fucking Beaker from the Muppets
cont...
>>708982974
Oh yes
Owner of the Lakers.
>>708983283
Yeeesh
>>708982931
>>708983080
>since she doesn't know what she sounds like, she doesn't like to talk
>fine with that
>couple more dates go by, she tells me she's a virgin
>Wellshit.mpg
>it's cool, no pressure, whatever. not that good-looking, didn't really like her
>more like a novelty
>go to her house one day to pick her up, she's there alone
>takes me to her bedroom
>takes off her shirt
>5/10 becomes 7/10
>tells me she wants me to be her first
>i guess
>we get into bed, i finger her a bit to get her started
>she's mumbling, but in a Beaker-like, high-pitched tone
>trying not to laugh
cont...
>>708982008
Oh hell yeah.
>>708983805
That forehead tho...
>>708979765
huh uh pls
>>708979549
Kat Dennings
>>708983597
>finally ready to go
>put on condom, ease my way in
>get going, finding a rhythm
>Beaker still mumbling, but getting louder
>her hands are on my back, so she can't really talk to me
>still gonna get mine, so fuck it
>she gets louder and louder
>she either has an orgasm or fakes it
>either way, she busted out what I can only compare to a fire alarm
>"Baah! Baah! Baah! Mamamamamama! Baaamaaabaamaa!"
>top of her fucking lungs in a pitch that could shatter glass
>dogs across the street lock up and shit themselves
>lose it all - my erection and my cool
>laugh so hard I couldn't keep going
>finally realize she's stopped and is just looking at me
>wants to know why I'm laughing
>i tell her
>"GTFO, anon!"
>totally worth it
So yeah, to sum it up, they do make weird noises.
>>708984031
God those tits
>>708984123
MY FUCKING SIDES CANT HANDLE THIS!!!!!!!
>>708979549
>>708984191
I know it
>>708984469
They're incredible
>>708984469
It's a goddamn crime that there aren't more nudes of her!
those titties!
>>708984123
>Sunday October 23, 2016
The day my sides entered orbit never to return again.
>>708984789
She's hot
Angie everhart
>>708985601
>>708985762
>>708979765
Win win win
I want to cut out the butt holes of her panties and wear them as a sleep mask until she gives me pink eye.
>we become one
>>708985903
>>708986582
damn, I'd like to eat *her* brains!
>>708979549
>>708980303
good choice in deed, seconded
>>708979549