God here. Ask me anything. Keep a simple syntax.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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God here.
Ask me anything.
Keep a simple syntax.
>>708918916
Why God? Why?
Why haven't you exterminated Islam
What's up with cancer, asshole?
>>708919132
Because it is part of the solution.
>>708919115
Because my Son. Because.
>>708919212
Cancer is a disease. If you want more info ask a doctor.
I only cure the soul.
You're the best comedian!
>>708919321
Thank you.
>>708918916
Should we continue to pursue life on other planets by sending probes or do you think it would be reckless to do so. Will it be like when the pilgrims met the native Americans?
>>708919314
Cancer is a disease you created, asswipe. Answer the question.
>>708919521
It is the number one priority.
You were made to rule over the universe.
A species of kings.
>>708918916
Do you love me?
>>708919662
I didn't create it. You did.
>>708919703
I love you more than anyone else.
God, why am I so goddamn (sorry) lazy?!
Why you make niggers?
>>708919810
Because you fear the effort. And you fear its result.
>>708919798
Thanks god I love you too
>>708919832
I didn't. You did.
Is it ok if I date a woman that's 20 years older than me?
>>708919925
I dont make mistakes
>>708920028
It is okay.
>>708919750
>people created cancer
At least put some effort into your role-playing anon, c'mon.
who's winning the election?
>>708920123
I am serious. You did.
Cancer existed a long time ago. But it was very rare and only undilligent people had it.
Now you produce goods from Mâmmon, and reject gases into your own atmosphere. You poison your food.
You are responsible. Not me.
>>708920239
Donald Trump is currently winning.
do u welcome the pedos in ya crib after they die?
>>708920558
No. No killers and no rapists.
I forgive people who steal tho.
>Cauht Gf of 4 years fucking around on snapchat a few days ago
>dumped her/Kicked her ass out.
>always wanted to fuck her sluty single smoking hot older sister
Should I try to fuck her god? My only way of contact is phone/text.
Thank you lord.
>>708918916
What religion are you the god of?
>>708920744
She was posting erotic pictures of herself on snapchat because she's not on the path, and neither are you.
Find another, non-related woman.
>>708918916
Are the Jews your chosen people? Were they ever?
>>708920304
>I am serious. You did.
>Cancer existed a long time ago.
Can't even stay consistent in your posts. C'mon bro. Cancer happens plenty just fine on its own even without the influence of man-made carcinogens. Why create it as a replication flaw in DNA in the first place? And while we're at it, what about malaria and the flu and all that other shit. Why create disease?
>expecting an intelligent theological discussion on 4chan
>>708920770
Christianity, Islam and Judaism.
>>708920912
They were. Then they killed my son.
Humanity has been my chosen people for two thousand years now.
>>708920926
It existed a long time ago, but I didn't create it.
Tell your ancestors to stop pushing raw sand onto their sphincters.
Wait, that's right, you can't.
>>708921169
if you didn't want us engaging in sand-play, you wouldn't have made it so fun. We were born to lose.
Do space niggers exist?
>>708921377
No.
There is however several lifeforms in the universe.
You were made to enslave and/or destroy them.
are you black?>>708918916
>>708921644
can i have sex with them?
>>708918916
If I was a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?
>>708921069
If you're Jehovah then explain this >>708920732
>>708921735
No.
>>708921748
You must have sex with them.
>>708921644
But I saw a big ass ufo once by my crib, was that the NSA?
>>708921816
If your seed was hot, or if it was cold, I wouldn't spit it.
If it was neither I would vomit it from my mouth.
>>708921828
Then you're not god.
You ignorant 4chan cancer, try harder next time
>>708921819
I didn't let any jew in paradise.
>>708922215
Me too.
God, what will I experience after I die?
>>708922044
So what's right? The bible or Quran?
>>708922653
death
>>708922683
Both.
>>708922730
Yes, but describe it to me in human terms that I can understand
what's heaven like?
>>708922847
You will not be able to experience.
However, you will get resurrected as a newborn a few hundred years later.
>>708922789
But they contradict each other. How can they both be right?
>>708922918
Permanent orgasm.
>>708922952
Read both, you will understand.
>>708918916
Why all the niggers?
>>708922949
Why? How many times will this happen? What will I experience when the human race becomes extinct?
>>708923249
Why all the crackers?
The real question is: Why not?
>>708923367
The human race will be until earth dies.
You will come back to life until then.
>>708918916
God, if I try hard enough, will I succeed in what I want ?
>>708923523
And what will I experience after that?
>>708923015
I've read both. I haven't read all of both but the contradictions are everywhere. So is Jesus your son and also you or is he just a prophet. Did Jesus die on the cross or was he called up to heaven alive?
>>708923575
If you try hard enough, you will succeed everytime.
>>708923734
God, what's the secret to life ?
>>708923683
Nothing, until the whole universe dies, then is reborn by the big bang. Then you will live again.
>>708923707
You have to read all of both, then read all the science you can, then synthetize it all in one antidogma.
>>708923861
There are two.
1. You are fuel to the perpetuation of your species
2. You are the dialectic sum of every and each social interaction you have in life.
Period.
Why did you give Trump a little dick?
What am I god?
>>708924039
Ok, I understand is my purpose to have kids.
The 2nd one, I'd rather be the source than the sum. Is persuasion gonna get me anywhere ?
Also, is it bad that I want to take advantage of other people ?
Also also: What is good and what is bad ? Is it more than something subjective/socially accepted ?
>>708918916
What does poo taste like, God?
>>708924257
I use a racial algorythm for penises.
>>708924277
Because you understand who you are and why you are here, and act accordingly.
>>708924343
Tastes like shit.
>>708924291
Persuation is only gonna carry you towards lucifer.
Either you create order or you create chaos.
Everything else is about taboos.
Black culture would not have advanced without white civilisation. True?
>>708924649
True and bilateral.
>>708924467
Are you saying white guys have little dicks?
>>708924720
Mostly, compared to black guys.
But the chinks tho... kek
Do you have the latest patch notes?
>>708918916
What happened to other gods like Zeus and Osiris?
When will I die?
>>708924961
I killed all of them and am thus the sole ruler of heaven at the moment.
>>708924915
I didn't release 1.1 yet. Will do in 2017.
>>708924961
polytheism is madness.
>>708925059
When you will not be alive anymore.
>>708925059
When you cease to live
Are you the omni-king?
>>708925196
1.1? The fuck?
I thought we were past 3.52.5?
when is jesus comin back i miss that little niglet
>>708925436
Yes
>>708925436
I am.
>>708925446
The stories and information posted in this past thread are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted in this past thread as fact.
>>708925548
2017.
>>708925548
He will come back when its time
But Neitzche told me you're dead
>>708925910
And ill tell you that Neitzche is dead
why did you create gays if you think its wrong
>>708925910
Nietzche and Freud are depicting the exact opposite of the current truth.
Materialism belong to things you can touch.
>>708926043
To test you humans
If you so compassionate. loving and all forgiving then why did you drown millions of innocent babies and children with your flooding?
>>708926043
I didn't. You did.
>>708918916
why is my g-spot in my prostate you fucknugget?
>>708926127
Because it was all part of the plan
>>708918916
Why did you take Billy Mayes from us?
Why is it that humanity is failing with rational thought processes?
>>708918916
Any specific reason behind punishing Hillary with Parkinson's? Pretty good idea you had IMO.
if jesus is your son, and we are all your children, why didn't you give us powers like he had?
>>708926127
It was regular beta-testing.
Be glad you get to be the release candidate.
>>708926202
because it's not supposed to be touched.
>>708926407
The dude worked for mammon.
>>708926558
Because it's lost in its own mind.
Take a binary choice (yes-no). If you consider doubt as being at the same time yes and no, and two other items being none of the two, then you can consider 6 hypothetical states for your choice. Divide it by 3. You eliminate doubt.
>>708926571
I didn't punish her, she did it to herself.
>>708926600
I gave you those. You just don't know how to use it.
If we all come from Adam & Eve then does that mean we are all one big incestuous family? Does it mean I fucked my sister last night and made her swallow my load?
>>708927011
You keep saying Mammon the fucks that?
Do agnostics go to heaven?
>>708927117
You didn't. You wish you did but you didn't. Adam and Eve are figurative. They are archetypes of what you call men and women.
>>708927165
Lucifer and Satan.
>>708927241
Depends on their says and deeds.
What do you think of 4chan, God?
>>708927486
4chan depicts well what humanity has lost and regained.
The internet created two worlds in one. Sanity is present in neither of them. They have to keep being, side by side.
Can you get in heaven if you've wanked?
What is there after death?
>>708927858
Yes.
are you gay?
>>708918916
>>708927908
Read the thread. Resurrection.
>>708918916
When are you coming to Earth?
>>708927980
I am not.
>>708928008
2017.
>>708928037
How will we know it's you?
>>708928167
You will know.
>>708918916
God, will you smite my ex?
I wanna suck the cock of Crist can i do it?
>>708928289
Do it yourself. Not your personnal army.
Fuck Depeche Mode.
>>708928341
Do it if you can.
>>708919218
>Because my Son. Because.
damnit God, I know that was silly but I smiled
if you are god, Donc comme dépeint dans la bibliographie de tes "actions" quelles soit directes ou non. Alors, tu sais tout et ainsi tu n'auras aucun mal a t'exprimer en d'autre langue que l'anglais>>708918916
>>708928546
En effet je n'aurais aucun mal à ça. Tu avais une vraie question?
Tell me where I live, God.
If Mary and Joseph were married then how is it that they didn't have the sex until after Jesus was born. It was custom to have the sex on the night of marriage so how do explain them not doodling each other all that time.
>>708928911
Planet earth.
>>708929035
They fucked. Mary wasn't a virgin.
>>708928442
alright. Guess I have to do it myself.
Quick and painless, or long and cruel?
>>708918916
What am i doing right know?
>>708918916
God, LMFAO. Greatest joke of the past.
>>708929114
If you love me, don't do it.
If you love Satan, long and cruel.
>>708929154
shitposting.
Are blacks really your creations that you accidentally burnt in you'r oven?
>>708929299
They are.
Will I stay alone forever?
Why did you create niggers?
>>708929380
No you won't.
>>708929393
Without them I wouldn't have created you. Be grateful.
If the universe is so vast and wide then how the fuck do niggas think hell is the middle of the earth and the sky is heaven.
Prove that you're God. What is my first name?
>>708929228
Well... fuck.
I hope she gets what she deserves eventually.
>>708929493
As a subspecies they don't have the hability to hivemind.
>>708929506
You doubting enough to ask me this specific question proves a lot of things.
Do traps and sissies go to hell?
God, do you help me this week in the work?
Also do you hear our prayers?
And its necesary go to church to be cool with you?
>>708929609
She will. I guarantee it.
>>708929653
They do.
>>708929686
Yes
Yes
No
>>708929770
Thnks God
Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?
>>708929705
>They do
Praise the lord!
>>708929955
You have to give me 3 people for fuck/marry/kill
>>708930120
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and a faggot.
>>708930120
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Gary Johnson
>>708929705
A few final questions:
Do I have to go to church to get into heaven?
Will a man that has done good his whole life go to hell?
It's wrong for two people of the same sex to fuck, but is it wrong for two people of the same sex to love one another?
>>708930199
>>708930231
Fuck Clinton, marry Trump, kill the faggot Johnson.
>>708930238
No
No
Yes
>>708923936
> claims to be God
> big bang theory
Pick one
If the Vatican and the pope have a direct line of communication to you then how is it that they believed that the universe revolved around the sun and that the earth was flat. They then house imprisoned Galileo for saying otherwise. Explain why you let the Vatican believe so otherwise.
>>708930463
None.
Both comes from incomplete material.
>>708930471
They don't.
>>708930238
Well... I have no more questions.
And uh... sorry for saying GD so many times as a kid/teenager.
How were you created?
>>708930712
You are forgiven.
>>708930766
I created myself.
Where did you originate from?
Does the universe have an infinite size, if so how is that possible?
Is the multiverse theory correct?
Are there other civilizations like humanity?
Hey god my name is baran, now connect to me and tell me, do i make it in this parelel universe? Im not a random dude.
>>708920084
You do.
Why is it that the Vatican has unimaginable wealth yet people are starving world wide. Rather then taking some it's money to feed them they ask us to pray for the starving children instead and to give more money to the church.
>>708930973
Earth.
Potentially. Every word and/or act from your species leans toward order or chaos. When you make order, the universe shrinks. When you make chaos, it expands.
It is partly correct but incomplete.
No.
>>708931061
You have the choice. Choose your path.
>>708931301
Because the vatican is claiming an authority they never possessed.
Why kind of computer does God use?
>>708931394
Windows7
AMD FX-6100 64 °F
Zambezi 32nm
4,00Go Single-Channel DDR3 @ 805MHz
Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd. GA-970A-UD3 (Socket M2) 92 °F
4095MB NVIDIA GeForce GTX 770 (CardExpert Technology) 97 °F
>>708931365
So why does God not send the Vatican a message rather continue letting them exploit the people. Something like a flood and massive light bolt.
>>708931682
Apocalypse 1 to 21
>>708918916
why can't you think of better answers to your questions?
>>708932044
Why can't you think of better questions for me to answer?
Will you welcome me in Heaven if I die having lived a life helping those around me and trying to good, but did not worship you?
Will you welcome someone who dies having believed in you, but not upholding the values in your book?
If you created us in your likeness, was it physically or mentally so?
If it was physically, why are there different race? If it is becaus eof evolution, does it mean you too are able to evolve?
If it was mentally, does it mean your mind is flawed an unable to understand the intricacies of your creation?
So, Darwin was wrong?
>>708919798
you love that anon more than anybody else?
thats racist
How do you explain Schrodinger cat and all the questions associated with it regarding your existence?
>>708932213
Yes
Yes
Both
I am the result of your evolution. I created one race. You parted ways.
My mind isn't flawed and can't be. Yours is because you didn't evolve yet.
>>708932367
Charles Darwin was right about evolution.
>>708932478
pic related
>>708932478
The cat is in three states because you can't perceive it.
If you can it is in one state.
Is it possible for humans to evolve into gods?
Could an ordinary human become the god of another universe after death?
>>708932863
It is.
No.
If you are omniscient, then does that mean the future is fixed?
If so, does that mean you cannot change it, and are therefore not omnipotent?
If you can change it but are still omniscient, does it means you are a slave to your own knowledge and therefore do not have free will?
>>708918916
Do you love me even though I just ate shellfish for dinner?
>>708932972
It is.
I am not omnipotent by default. I can be if i put the effort in it.
At my consciousness level free will is reduced to talking to you or avoiding to.
>>708933036
Yes.
Can you cure my autism?
Are you able to create a stone that even you couldn't lift?
Is it possible for you to die, if so are you able to end your own life?
If not does that mean that there are some things that even you can't do?
Do women deserve equal right's?
>>708933334
Almost quints
>>708933259
Yes.
>>708933286
Yes.
Yes.
I am not omnipotent by default. However I can be.
>>708933334
Women are to be obedient to men, men are to be obedient to me.
Can you make katy perry show her tits?
Satan here. Your son is a bitch, we just killed some people. 300 A.c. It was funny.
That's all. Fuck you.
>>708918916
your not my god faggot!
go nail more of your kids to crosses
>>708918916
are you gay?
>>708933607
For the second time, no.
>>708932780
The cat is in three states (rather than that, in a state of unknown combining all states), because there is no eligible observer. An all-seeing god would therefore nullify this unknown state. In fact, all quantum physics as we know it would tend to shed serious doubts on the existence of God. It is simply not discussed further because the field is still not understood enough and because scientist tend not to care about these questions.
>>708933118
If your free will is reduced, how are you omnipotent?
If you know the future is fixed, how can you even conceive the idea of choice ?
What deters you from putting in the effort and being omnipotent?
Are there things you fear?
>>708918916
Hey, fuck you, God.
I cum in your direction.
>>708933720
Three states. Yes, No, Doubt. Alive, dead, undead.
Consider doubt to be yes and no, and two other items that are not yes nor no. You have six states. Divide by three. You killed doubt.
Potence is only related to the physical world.
You have choice. I had choice. Soon you won't.
None.
Are we the only sentient species you created?
If so does that mean we're alone in the universe or are there other gods who have created their own people? Are they your enemies?
If not then what is their purpose? You said earlier that we were made to rule the universe, does that mean that there are others to be ruled over?
>>708918916
so many other gods are better than you dick sucker
Are Jehovah witnesses retarded?
Do you want me to pray to you?
hey god, what's zeus like irl?
>>708934130
Yes. But you're not fully sentient.
You are alone as a species.
>>708934193
They are misguided.
>>708934248
No.
>>708934302
I don't have imaginary friends.
>>708918916
Imma punch you in the face kek
Does deus vult?
Does allahu akbar?
>>708918916
God, how do I develop relationships in my 20's? Nothing is simple anymore.
Is it possible to travel faster than the speed of light you fat cunt?
>>708918916
In The Emperors Name!
>>708934347
good to know but i asked you what zeus was like irl
>>708934423
Deus vult.
Allah akbar.
>>708934425
Invert your social logic.
>>708934441
No.
>>708934423
Deus Vult > alah agbar
>>708918916
>>708918916
Why are you such a dick to people?
>>708934558
Look at yourself.
What's up with luxemburg?
>>708934724
Nothing special.
>>708934627
Are you saying that horrible acts of fate are people's fault?
how do you feel about us reverse engineering your work? are you sad that we're going to beat you at your own game and destroy you one day?
>>708934535
You are a lying piece of shit i will find you aboard my Intergalactic Cruser and i will destroy you fat cunt.
how do you divide by zero?
>>708934784
Yes.
>>708934792
I would love it if you succeeded.
>>708934913
You don't. Never.
>>708929108
Bullshit! Mary was a slut and made up this huge lie that her cuck husband and everyone else was too stupid to see through
When Capitalism cease to exist?
>>708934933
not if, when
God who is your daddy?
>>708935196
Myself.
SAY MY NAME YOU CUNT
>>708935264
Say mine.
How did you create yourself?
>>708935251
r u a virgin
>>708922992
Ouch
Is the key to falling in love different for every two individuals?
>>708935359
By accident.
>>708935362
No.
>>708935379
No.
Is 2pac really dead?
Do you like memes?
>>708925174
No, you didn't. Fuck you. I'm their brother, who you? Why you trying to get with my crew?
>>708935415
how many goddesses u fucked bro
>>708935357
Giving a name to an entitity without a physical form seems contradictory. Plus, do you not want us to call you God, or Allah, or Jehovah? You have the name you want us to give you.
Now. Write. Down. My. Name.
And no loopholes to dodge the request either. Write my name and post it here for all to see.
>>708935550
Yes.
>>708935559
I like them. But I hate them.
>>708935612
zero
>>708935629
Write down mine. Protip: It's 126 letters long.
>>708935188
Phbbt
Should I try to be her friend, and see where it leads us?
Will my website be popular?
>>708935823
No. The exact opposite.
Why did it fookin slip?
>>708918916
you look white, are you a white man?
how come white people in the desert?
you would think they would tan.
a mexican tried to rape my wife in our hotel room while i was in the shower. I caught him and hit him with a wine bottle, which cut his neck some. we tied him up and watched him bleed out. after he was dead i stopped filming and snapping pics i called the hotel manager who called the local police. when the police arrived we were asked very basic questions truthfully nothing to do with his crime. we were offered another room but we declined and went to another hotel which seemed a bit safer. my question to you god is: shouldnt we have gotten comped for the rooms at the previous hotel? they charged us for the full stay!
>>708918916
is ayrton senna up there? also, why havent you provided justice to those who are being corrupted? ex:hilary,merkel,soros and so on.
>>708935732
ur a virgin
also not in education, training or employment
boys god is a lazy neet wizard
>>708918916
What's your opinion on Jews?
Do we have free will or have you predetermined all our choices?
>>708935732
You need to ask if you are all omniscient.
My name. What is it? I grow tired tired of your antics. Do not play with I have given you as a lost child would with a toy.
>>708935865
In the end, no.
>>708935911
grass.
>>708935925
I am currently white.
Tan doesn't penetrate DNA.
You have a very bad sense of business.
>>708935949
Yes. Soros is next. Be patient.
>>708936098
They are not truely all jewish.
>>708936110
You've got free will. For now.
Do you resent people for the choices they have made?
Also how acceptable is it for someone to have morals that differ from yours?
>>708936217
>for now
What does that mean?
>>708918916
sudo su -s /bin/bash God
>>708936328
More than anything.
No.
>>708936354
You will be forced to choose for the last time.
Anything you will do from this moment will be subsequent to that final choice.
Order or Chaos.
>>708936504
You are not in the sudoers list. This incident will be reported.
Oh God, I work realu hard for my dreams. Will they finally cometrue?
Is masturbating a sin?
>>708936562
ssh [email protected] -p2510
bash3.2: Password : Satanisanigger
>>708936889
Your efforts will be rewarded. The reward shares the same nature with the effort.
>>708936921
No.
>>708936562
what is your opinion on people who do that with animals?
Whats is in Marcellus Wallace suitcase?
>>708918916
>ssh [email protected] -p2510
>bash3.2: Password : Satanisanigger
>>708937048
Define "that".
>>708937251
Fiction. With pulp in it.
>>708920084
underrated
>>708937379
they have sex with the animals.
>>708937469
They go to hell.
Why did you put my G-spot 3 inches up my ass?
>>708937602
Already answered this one.
hey god why does marijuana grow in the wild?
>>708918916
Y don't you answer my prayers?
>>708937683
can you see into the future? if so, what happens in my future?
>>708937801
For you to harvest it and consume it.
>>708937812
I will. Be patient.
>>708937853
You go to hell.
>>708926096
>Materialism belong to things you can touch.
Can you touch air?
>>708937948
but why? please, im sorry for whatever it was.
>>708938210
You're doing it right now.
>>708938260
Don't blame for for your poor judgment.
>>708938336
what did i do? ill go to church. i promise and ill do charity.
>>708918916
where are you?
>>708938417
That's why you're going to hell.
>>708938495
In your front lobe. And everyone else's.
>>708938608
wait is it because i dont go to church often enough?
>>708938738
No. This is not the reason.
Arrogance is the reason.
>>708938827
please forgive me for i've been so ignorant and arrogant. i believe that Jesus is the son of god, amen.
will my waifu ever become real? and will there be another one of these threads?
>>708918916
Do colorless green ideas sleep furiously?
Do i have to believe in you in order to progress from death?
>>708939186
You're still going to hell.
>>708939278
No.
>>708939308
They don't.
>>708939415
No.
>>708939487
please,ive been a devote christian all my life. i want to see my family up there.
>>708918916
kill me!
>>708939629
YOU
ARE
GOING
TO
HELL
Period.
>>708918916
Why do bad thing happen to me all the time?
>>708939743
i accept this fate as it is god will. i hope at least they'll make it quick.
>>708936217
>Tan doesn't penetrate DNA.
>dna
you are not god.
you are a false god.
Lrn2godbetter
>>708918916
Can you give us all our memories back?
>>708939704
wip
>>708939981
because you let them happen.
>>708918916
Do you love me God?
>>708940077
no! do it NOW!
>>708940073
Will do. Be patient.
>>708940120
I love you.
>>708918916
Do have my back?
>>708940173
Patience only exists because of time. Break the mold- you and I both know this one has gotten too stagnant.
>>708940469
Only if you believe.
>>708940472
You think you know. You don't.
>>708940603
Thank for your answer!
And i do.
>>708939487
god why are you so cruel to me? i've been wanting my secret waifu to become real. please. i beg you to make her real.
>>708940753
Get on your knees. Join your hands. Close your eyes.
Your waifu a shit.
