bota shread? bota shread
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bota shread? bota shread
that sounds nice, actually.
so how are you, anon?
>>708918159
how does a situation like this arise
>>708918611
what, you've never just asked your friend to jerk off so you can watch? are you gay or something?
>>708918605
Breddy good. Enjoying my free day.
>>708918697
Not gay enough apparently
>>708918159
how wrong can you type this shit autistic faggots
>>708918731
free day? nice. whatcha been doing?
>>708918775
don't worry, you'll become gay enough eventually.
>>708918825
Cooking and making desserts
>>708918825
I'm only gay for shota and traps so that's like 40% gay
>>708918789
sorry for the bad english, i am russia.
>>708918936
Why are shota so popular with russians?
>>708918913
sounds fucking sweet anon, what have you been cooking?
>>708918920
i've ran the numbers, apparently it's closer to 48.5% so you may be more of a fag than you thought, anon.
>>708919050
when your country is under a communist government you take whatever ass you can get, anon.
>>708919059
under 50 is okay otherwise i have to get a membership card
>>708919183
We can sign you up for the loyalty program if you want, every 5th shota thread we stamp on your card is free!
just got the word 'pico' in a captcha kek
>>708919059
Butter chicken with shortbreads.
>>708919713
indian food? shortbread? sounds pretty fucking british to me, anon.
>>708919713
Uhh, flatbreads, I mean
>>708919827
Shortbread would be scottish af.
>>708919859
okay well that sounds less british to me now. shortbread would be great, though.
>>708919933
Well I do occasionally make millionaire's shortbread, so wasn't far off
>>708919929
>no walkers shortbread
JUST
>>708920053
isn't millionaire's shortbread just like a caramel slice? that's what i'd call it, anyway.
>>708920056
I love em. Sadly can only buy them in the food corner at Marks & Spencer.
Also, are you trying to summon minneshota?
>>708920145
Basically. It's shortbread, dulce de leche/carmelized condensed milk/kajmak/whatever-you-call-it and chocolate.
>>708920303
yep. i post a certain number of sei and reiji images in a specific order and it sends a notification to his phone alerting him of a shota thread.
>>708920425
yep sounds like a caramel slice to me.
>>708920489
He's at work tho
>>708920583
you think i have time to realise other countries are behind my time zone? as far as i'm concerned it's 7:31 in the morning everywhere.
>>708920672
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>708920864
also i keep forgetting that he was only working odd hours a while back and not currently, kek.
>tfw kiji still hasn't shown you his butt yet
what a rude guy tbh
I got a group for cute bota if you wanna join
i've been away from threads for so long now..~
>>708921640
welcome back then, anon. who dis?
>>708921563
>implying
>>708919713
Bruh you pajeet?
>>708921783
i am implying, actually. he's posted it before, but he refuses to post it again.
>>708921806
W-who?
>>708918611
It's part of practicing for girls. Most guys do it with each other to learn how it feels. Anyone that grew up with a good friend knows that.
>>708921601
I'm a loser, totally joining that
>>708921920
>Butter chicken
Only Indians like butter chicken and flat bread
>>708922168
Come on in friend!
>>708921714
just another random nobody!~
>>708922256
i'm not a poo in loo and i like indian food, anon.
>>708922355
i'm a somebody though, you must be a somebody.
>>708921601
asickrider
>>708922366
that makes you one
>>708922256
Who are all those indian restaurants opened for then? :x
Also, those weren't naan, but ordinary flat breads
>>708922492
I can be your indian for tonight, anon~
This is incredibly silly.
Rare form last night btw
>>708922562
only if you're 10
>>708922366
>Not a poo in a loo
>Likes Indian food
Don't be scared pajeet we know you're a real Indian
>>708922594
>Rare form
what
>>708922626
I mean, I can be if you want I guess.
>>708921213
...more please
>>708922450
i guess
bump
>>708922513
Well fuck what am I doing in a gay thread though
>>708923125
it isn't gay if they're cute, anon.
>>708922702
I was cute/kiss posting last night.
Saw interesting things.
Also yes, at work, on break, will figure out a way to end that buttmeme before I return
>>708923198
[spoiler]its not gay if they are underage[/spoiler]
>>708923247
well now i'm trying to remember if i said anything in that thread. i don't remember tbh.
>>708923198
Eh being a poo in a loo and finding out that you like butter chicken makes me wanna fuck your little tight arse-hole more
>>708923340
oh yeah, that too.
>>708923360
i'm scared now
>>708923340
R34
>>708923424
I won't rape you though will ask you first before opening that ass crack of yours
Len's pink toes..
>>708923608
uh huh
>>708923624
Len's anything...
How about a little bit of straight shota?
Maybe?
Maybe not?
>>708923832
MOST DEFINITELY NOT.
>>708923773
Let me crawl into your little body
>>708923975
i'm sexually attracted to dj khaled. post more.
>>708923892
You have a point
Keep posting anon.
>>708923832
ew, swollen gelatinous orbs
>>708924048
Why is it so hard for you just to give me a piece of that ass?
>>708924312
>spheres of fat
disgusting
>>708918159
So, serious question out of curiosity:
How many of you into shota are openly gay, and how many of you are living the straight life with girlfriends and shit who keep this part of yourselves totally closeted and under wraps?
>>708924496
>engorged blubber balloons
>>708924312
I HAVE SEEN THAT DICK BEFORE
I will look around in my shots folder for the version without it, because I can.
>>708924620
Openly gay.
>>708924620
>not being bi
what are you, gay?
>>708924699
>boobs
wow
>>708924620
I'm trying to get a piece of that Percy's ass mate don't blow this up
>>708924807
>lactating fat pouches
>>708924783
I got a brown dick care to share your Kik?
>>708924727
>>>THIS
>>708925066
sorry, not using kik
>>708925002
>lactating
oh, i thought we were talking about testicles?
>>708924048
I won't rape you wee lad
>>708925334
>wee
wow this thread is way too british for me
>>708925194
Snapchat then
>>708925437
Anything for a piece of ass mate
>>708924807
>>not being bi
Well, it was kind of assumed in the question that if you're into shota and living an otherwise straight life, you're automatically bi. But yeah, whatever.
>>708924620
im openly gay
>tfw you will die lonely with no bf to cuddle at night
>>708925779
why would you hide being bi to a girlfriend then?
>>708924620
open
>>708925334
Avataring dj khaled? Never thought I'd see the day
>>708925856
>why would you hide being bi to a girlfriend then?
Good question. Ask the thousands of guys who do, I suppose.
>>708925437
Isn't that a Scottish thing? I mean, they're basically the same anyway but apparently they care.
>>708926092
well my imaginary girlfriend definitely knows that i'm bi.
>>708926118
scottish is a subset of british. and there are non-scottish british people that say wee too.
>>708925928
You mean this?
When I'm getting my raw butter chicken then
test
>>708926313
test confirmed.
Lute is Cute!
>>708926493
>This shit again
>>708926493
HIS TUMMY
POST IT, ANON!
>>708919929
sauce
>>708919929
Don't remember. Def not pixiv. I think it was someone's twitter.
>>708926549
this "shit" is going to be a regular brota shread thing so you better man up and get used to it faggot
>>708926679
>>708926585
Uhh, meant to reply to this.
Can I get some dick pics got nothing to do rn and lurking in this thread made my little dick go diamond,graphite whatever you name it
>>708926872
>little dick
How many cm?
>>708927001
It's little I can assure you that but didn't measured it
throwback to when i get some canadian guy to read the text from this image on vocaroo and post it
>>708927903
is monster hunter even good? i've played a bit of the game before and it was alright, i guess.
>>708928047
apparently the game is alright, but the anime is meh
>>708928347
game seemed kinda boring to me honestly, there was like no feedback when i was actually attacking the monsters.
>>708927788
I've seen loli voca threads and requests, never heard of a shota thread version.
Why Canadian?
>>708928047
MH is a hit or miss, some may spend hundreds of hours on it, and others don't really get into it. It's hard to get into, but all of a sudden you'll be hooked.
>>708924620
Bi but I come to these threads looking for the ones that either look more mature and/or really androgynous or girly.
>>708922562
>>708922702
>>708923424
>>708924699
>>708924783
>>708925306
>>708926679
These are some golden examples of what I mean.
>>708928543
cause there was a canadian guy in the shota thread who was willing to do it and i like canadian voices
>>708928663
>majority of those images are mine
good taste, anon.
>>708928543
Northerners are fags, not even joking, those far northern countries with a lot of snow and ice have a large number of fags.
>>708926872
Can you post your name I am on mobile
>>708928836
yeah but canadian accents are definitely better than american accents imo
>>708924620
Dating a trans girl who is smaller than me everywhere... I manage.
>>708927788
I think I know who you're talking about. I still have him on steam. He underwent a hormone treatment so he no longer sounds like a lil boy.
>>708928978
hey look it's that void guy again who was like "first one to notice in a shota thread in forever" or something along those lines. how's it going being a namefag loser?
>>708928921
Samarth_singh213
>>708929092
idk i only saw him in a shota thread once. all i know is that he was canadian.
>>708928836
Sounds like the perfect vacation spot.
>>708929098
Pretty good. Can't complain. How's life being a random user # going for you bitch?
>>708929369
it's good because people don't pick on me and call me a namefag :^)
is ur gf a total qt btw?
Im getting horny. Someone gimmie links to uncensored videos like ttese cute bouys!!!
tan keita is best keita
>>708928779
Glad I could discover this character. My prostate needs a good milking now.
>>708929436
Seems that your life would be better than mine because of one less idiot, but I'm sure you have idiots in your life somewhere.
Yeah, she's qt, but she'll be leaving the states forever in July so I'm just enjoying the time we have together.
>>708929712
anon, please. you've clearly forgotten that reiji is the best boy. let me remind you.
>>708929771
another person with such fantastic taste in boys? love u anon.
>>708929806
aw where's she leaving to?
>>708930212
man that sounds fuckin sick. a trap gf who knows japanese and wants to work at a game company. you're living the life, void. even if you are a loser namefag.
>>708929168
soundcloud.com/akarichan
Was it him? Check the oldest recordings.
>>708930353
this happened like a few weeks ago, anon. and the newer ones don't sound like him. so i'm gonna say no.
>>708929712
But that's not Keita. That's his grandpa Keizo afaik
>>708930685
I know lol
>tfw link will never pay you in sex because he didn't have enough rupees to pay for something
feels bad man
My dick will be going off soon.
>>708930491
Yes, his voice changed because of the hormone therapy. He used to do shota requests. They were very hot.
>>708931013
just don't post too much reiji, you may confuse seifag into thinking you're me.
>>708931016
so, ftm?
>>708930312
Thanks, random faceless nobody, but sadly it is only for a limited time. I've been studying Japanese just as long, but i don't know if it's worth relocating for just her.
>>708931214
No, he was and is a male. Despite being in his 20s he still had a childish voice and couldn't produce cum (only pre).
>>708931214
I think it's time to blow one. The floor is yours.
>>708931429
>I don't know if it's worth relocating just for her
you do know the age of consent is like 13, right? of course it's fucking worth it.
>>708931451
oh, so hormone therapy so he would go through puberty properly?
>>708931455
yeah nah, if anything you're gonna be the one blowing me.
>>708918611
You can be really dumb and naive as a kid.
I was shocked later in life to find out that a non-insignificant amount of other guys had experiences jerking off with other guys as young kids (this was like mid-late 90's before porn was insanely easy to get online and people had better than 56k connections) to porn and mutual masturbation and all that shit.
I had experiences with a childhood friend and I let him literally blow me to completion 3 times and never once thought "huh this is sort of gay"- mostly since I didn't have any concept of it. Turns out he had always been gay and had a crush on me basically from when his hormones started kicking in to when we graduated high school. Never reciprocated. Still talk to him off and on- he's married to a dude a few states away now.
I didn't think about it much until my previous GF because she had a shota fetish and thought the story was hot af.
The world is a weird place.
>>708931601
Yup.
>>708931835
that's pretty lame though, a cute boy that could only produce pre would be incredible.
>>708931601
>age of consent is like 13
Yes, but municipal regulations stipulate it higher.
>>708931945
Ikr!
>>708931998
okay but people buying shota comics is still an acceptable thing in japan. how neat is that?
>>708931998
My thoughts exactly. If I went for her, then that's one thing. But If I'm just going for young love...
that's a risk I'd prefer not to play with.
>>708932267
>not wanting a threesome with your trap gf and a shota
void, i'm afraid you may be an utter faggot.
>>708932141
I mean if you think I should go for that reason...
>Internet
too far...
>>708932141
Very neat. I lived there for some time. Brought me a huge stash of lewd doujins.
>>708932433
how is it too far if it's legal?
>>708932488
what was it like? is it cheap to live there?
>>708932382
>not knowing our relationship is poly and she has a trans gf as well.
>not knowing the blessed life I live.
yeah... sad... oh well...
This is good bread, tks OP
>>708932659
so you ever do two trap chicks at once?
>>708932609
Barely made ends meet, but that's because I had only a part time job. If you have a normal paid job then it's fine. There are a few tricks how to live cheaply too.
>>708932965
Not yet... Have to wait till November when her gf comes to visit.
>>708932965
bumping
>>708933215
>having a job
so not for me then?
>>708933319
>he's never done 2 traps and a shota at once
void i'm afraid you may be an utter faggot
>>708933338
personally i thought it was pretty good bait.
Butts.
>>708933512
hey, i'm the one that talks about butts. not you.
>>708933442
Just teach kids/adults english. Even I could do that, despite not being a native speaker.
>>708933662
i'll just point at a chart with a bunch of images and shout random english words. should do the trick.
>>708933442
I get called loser and faggot for being a name fag... If that bothered me at all, I'd be nameless like the rest of the sheep.
>no disrespect
Yeah, no. Getting a trap in FL is difficult, let alone 2, but to say I need to find a shota too?
>Clearly some ritual/right of passage/memo I missed out on.
>>708934020
anybody that posts in a shota thread is a faggot and a loser. nothing personal. didn't we go over this last time?
>>708933877
That ought to do the trick
>>708934116
idk, are you the same person from last time? or are you another random nobody in a thread?
>no disrespect
>>708933571
How did you-
Nvm
Stay cute but wrong a bit longer
>>708934225
>points at picture of chair
>scream "INDIFFERENT!"
>kids recoil in fear
>>708934301
well i'm the one that pointed out your name and you said some dumb shit about me being the first to notice and then i called you a fag and yo were like why are you getting so personal and i was like nothin personnel, kid. that's what i remember, at least.
>>708934303
because it's 5:30 and i figured you got off work.
>>708934432
Oh, ok. It is you. I thought you might have been some other idiot talking as if you saw the convo back then and were just to puss to say anything, then upon my return played the odds that the other guy wasnt on and just pretended to be him. But, no. I was wrong... it is you... hmm, be much easier if I could recognize you... with like ... a name... oh well.
>>708934879
lmao i'm not going to be a namefag. i ain't no loser.
>>708934948
That's fine. I guess you'll just know me and I'll have to just humour you.
>Senpai acknowledges you.
>>708935456
nigga if anything i'm the senpai in this situation
>>708935663
and yet you just blend in with the rest...
yet like senpai...
I'm the one that catches your eye...
>>708936107
shut the fuck up loser
>>708936141
ah, you gave up...
>>708936696
no you're just saying gay shit that i don't care about. go back to talking about your trap gf or something.
>>708936766
next thread then...
off we go...
new thread
>>708937471
>>708937471
>>708920672
australia?
>>708937998
yes. come to new thread and we can chat about utes.
