Prove that you are white.
That is not synonymous to proving that you are not black
I love Arrested Development.
I buy and use spf 100 sunscreen in the summer
I don't know how to correctly use "wagwan" in a sentence
>>708907077
The band? Or the show. Both are pretty good at proving you are white, btw.
My 401k app is on the home screen of my phone.
>>708906501
I know who my father is.
I have a savings account.
>>708906501
My grandpas were both german soldiers in ww2?
Are we out of mayonnaise?
>>708907288
I didn't know there was a band, but my ivory ass is gonna go check that out now.
>Read comic books, think of them as a valid storytelling medium that is not for babbies
>Play TF2, sometimes Mario and Smash Bros.
>Favorite movie is Grand Budapest Hotel
>Own an ATV
>Ride a 10-speed bike
>Enormous faggot for Godzilla-related media
>Unironically enjoy eating Quaker rice crackers/cakes/what the fuck ever
>Regularly eat CLIF bars
>Consider hiking a hobby
>Own two dogs that are not pit bulls, bulldogs, or dobermans
>Can remember most of the songs from Little Shop of Horrors
>Attempt to sing along to Little Shop of Horrors whenever it's on
>Little Shop of Horrors is regularly on at my house and workplace
>Enjoy jazz
>>708907323
That is pretty fucking white, m8.
>>708906501
I was there to see my kid's first steps.
I have never had trouble with the law and i feel safer around the police.
>>708906501
I never stole any bike
>>708906501
I watched the entire 4 seasons of the Walking Dead alone in my parents basement over the course of two weekends. I like potato salad and generous helpings of mayonnaise on my sandwiches that I get from my local deli. I see some of the points Republicans make.
I listen to hevymetal
I can swim.
>>708907555
Obvious nigger. You would see ALL Republican points as valid, nice try.
>>708907323
>>708907387
>>708907418
>>708907539
>>708907542
>>708907554
You guys SUCK at this. Could so easily be Indian, Asian, black, Latino.
Prove that you ARE WHITE.
Live in an owned two-story
I'm not called "Prisoner"
I drive a BMW and have money in my bank account.
I shower every day
>>708907726
I drive a bmw with no tinted windows
I have a job where I don't have to ask "do you want fries with that."
I receive no form of government assistance for housing or groceries, and pay all my bills in full and on time.
>>708907788
>drive a BMW
are you sure you aren't black?
Sieg Heil
>>708907788
>bmw
I'm voting for Trump.
>>708906501
I've seen over 6 different therapists in the past 2.5 years.
>>708907981
This seems like the whitest so far.
>>708906501
Who is that? Kinda looks like Don Iveson, but its not.
The police look at me and don't immediately draw their guns.
I'm blonde blue eyed and would never settle down with a nigger eyed chick no matter how pale her skin was
My listed religion is Germanic Neopaganism and i only have white friends.
I wang chung on the weekends
>>708906501
I don't have to prove shit to you. Fuck off
>>708907482
>three little shop greentexts
I'm Hispanic and I love little shop your argument is invalid
SUDDENLY SEYMOOOOOUURRRRR
>>708906501
I will gladly do the most sexual dance moves to my male friends at a club, party, or any other venue without thinking its gay.
I listen to Eminem and Macklemore.
>>708908359
Nah m8, if you were any whiter you'd be Conan O'Brien.
>>708908052
That's Danny boy.
>>708908494
How is that guy white, he comes from the colonies.
I dont destroy entire neighborhoods when one of my kind is shot
I can spell aerodynamic
>>708908494
well technically I AM white, just Hispanic. but butthurt racist Americans say only non Hispanics are white. mind you there are nigger Hispanics and redskin Hispanics but I am neither
CANDYBAAAR
I'm not black
>>708908640
Cool, so you are Asian?
>>708908864
The only reason asians dont destroy the neighbourhood when another asian is killed is because 95% of all murders on asians are done by asians.
Own a 5 bedroom and 4 bath house in in folsom california, which is voted best place in the US to raise a family...
>>708908864
Nope black.
>>708908632
>>708906501
I successfully study mathematics
>>708906501
thats easy
I have no troubles in my life. everything is going smoothly
>>708909197
Nice try, but asians would be better.
I watched the entire series of Seinfeld... twice.
>>708909354
You're so white you're practically transparent.
>>708906501
I have a black girlfriend
Im bad at basketball, I know where everybody knows your name, I use the oxford comma, and I cant dance
Ice hockey is the best sport.
My girlfriend and I are waiting until marriage for penetrative sex
Hung a nigger from a tree for whistling at me sister.
>>708907598
That could be a fucking fat ass Latino.
I frequent my local bicycle shop reguarly. I play frisbee golf competitively. My name is Dakota. I work at a vape shop
I use the name my parents gave me at birth
>>708910025
Blacks killing blacks. try again.
I used to fill in the "white" category on a scantron back in high school
>>708910024
What are you fucking Mormon?
>>708906501
Yo You heard me dat's right yo' salad tosser an' yo' real salad tosser an' dis here coming from SwagBoyMinecraft76 da worlds greatest an' most intellectual commenter online an' you wut worse last night afta Teletubbies marathons ah fucked you mom an' she died, feels bad kthanksbye ah don' give uh sheeit dis here iz cuz at only da age o' 18 ah conquered da human brain ah'm uh self driven intellectual born ta wreak havoc on yo' opinions via keyboard stroke. ah’m here ta fuq you salad tosser boy an' dere’s nuttin' you can say 'boutit. See now dat yo' crying let me just tell you not only is you salad tosser yo' grammar iz sheeit, dat’s right ah go ta middle skoo cracker ass english class an' dis here gives me da ultimate ability o' an cracker ass english god so anytime you write some incorrect grammar or miss dat, you know punctuation mark ah’ll be sho ta point it out fo' you. ah might even page you uh faggot along wif it. salad tosser. It doesn’t even matter dat ah’m failing sevenf grade; ah’m smarter than you cuz ah said so. ah don’t even try ah don’t study fo' anythin` ah’m uh genius. muh motha fuckin frontal lobe isn’t even fully developed yet, but ah can use big synonyms fo' normal werdz an' ah can type ova 100 WPM. dat’s right, ah’ve typed da werd salad tosser so many times muh motha fuckin fingers fly through da sweaty Cheetos encrusted keys. Not only is you an idiot, but ah’m uh genius an' when ah’m older ah think ah’ll be da next Albert Einstein an' maybe ah’ll git uh master’s degree in quantum physics too. awww an' muh motha fuckin dong be uh lot bigger than yours. we's’re jivin' nine inches flaccid. Still mad? Cry mo' kiddo XD Hit me up on minecraft.net fo' nudes. ah’ll be posting let’s plays all night long uh, all night long baby. EpicMinecraftLoser98 signing out, quick scope you later. ahahaha? peep this shit
>>708906501
I dont get shot by the cops ofc
My friends and I do cocaine before we go out and while we are at clubs/bars 9 weekends out of 10.
>>708910438
i'm a human being
I had no idea what Ketamine was until my friend offered me some and I accepted without question.
I once had a cop ask me for directions
This thread isn't to prove that you're not black. It's to prove you're white. Stop being retards.
I've never been shot by a cop
I'm privileged
>>708911138
Only a nigger or a feminist would say this, and there re no women on the internet.
>>708906501
I have good taste in music.
i hate every inferior race
Born and raised in Finland.
>>708906501
I have a job
>>708911655
Spics and Asians have jobs.
>>708911806
...a job in the field after finishing uni.
I never done drugs or alcohol
pet sounds is my favourite album.
I only drink water and milk.
>>708912018
You could still very well be Asian or Indian.
>>708906501
i shot up a school
>>708906501
I say "NIGGER" instead of "Nigga"
I can say "Thanks for the warning, Officer" and "HI Dad"
I hate KFC, Churches, and Popeyes....and any chicken in general.
And I hate liberals.
>>708912146
oh wait I got it, I got white parents!
>>708912384
Winrar
>>708912424
I'm white and like KFC, what the fuck's wrong with it?
>>708912146
Dots or feathers? Indians are technically Asians.
>>708912437
Okay I'll take it
>>708906501
I'm not broke, unemployed, on welfare or any kind of government assistance, homeless, unemployed, and I know who my parents are. I also enjoy it when I read about a police officer shooting some criminal scum and other criminal scum being butthurt about it.
>>708912616
Technically, but when you hear Asian you tend to think of coin slot eyes, so I thought I'd clarify.
>>708906501
I take the tags and stickers off my clothes when I wear them
>>708912728
...Is that not something other races tend to do?
>>708912501
Nothing? KFC is pretty big in korea, it's like their version of mcdonalds. even though they have mcdonalds.
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D65e-pUfpj8
>>708906501
My dick is exactly seven inches long.
>>708907482
I do that and im of mexican descent
LEGAL mexican
grandma was somehow born here and that set the path for the rest of the family as papers could be afforded easily
>>708912724
It's true. Natives are llike descents of asians or something.
I have a 780 credit score
>>708912096
I don't think you know what white people are. Here you've described an american born chinese boy.
>>708906501
I listen to metal
>>708912424
>>708912501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8YAK8oMEKI
>>708912987
I don't know why but this made me laugh.
It takes me 36 pints of beer to get me sleepy but mildly drunk.
>>708906501
I play xbox
Eminem is the only good rapper and ever he might as well be a nigger
>>708906501
I have the receipts to prove I bought my 4k TV, Xbone, PS4 and iPhone.
and I donate to my local animal shelter.
>>708913226
Niggers do that too
>>708906501
Well, I was talking with my FATHER, via chellphone, in my BIKE that I got via legal manners, about how much I HATE watermelons, nothing weird here.
>>708913263
I would have said Persian until the animals came in.
>>708906501
I have a clean criminal record
>>708906501
the only gold I wear is my tie clip and my pen
clear enough?
People are jealous of my eye colour.
>>708913353
Mexican whose father is a mechanic.
I literally don't have any black friends. During my life there was only that I was on friendly terms with.
>>708907323
That's Jewish bro
>>708906501
I enjoy reading classical literature.
>>708906501
I'm voting Donald Trump
>>708913576
I'm getting a Bachelor's of Science in Biology
>>708913655
Along with a bunch of gooks.
>>708913655
>>708913699
check'd and check'd
>>708913699
I don't have a problem with them. They're smart, hardworking, responsible, generally good scientists
>>708913699
This is biology. Not a big thing with the eastern men.
>>708906501
I have a job.
When I move somewhere, my neighbors property value does not go down.
>>708913699
They're not all that bad
>>708913871
False, I live in Seattle where nearly half of the fucking population is asian
>>708913899
So do the spics.
I paid for this phone.
>>708906501
I love beef and potato stew with a side of hard bread and cheese
I wash this down with a cold German beer
>>708906501
Both of my parents are white
>>708906501
My wife and daughter's dress like sluts, spend my money freely and have 0 respect for me. God, am I white.
Im picking university's with a low diversity rate, and getting a degree from a private college that my parents are helping to pay for. And I go to a high school were the basketball team only has 3 black kids.
I impregnated my wife on purpose and plan to love and support the child that is born to us.
>I listen to NWA
I don't beat my kids.
I ask for no pickles/tomatoes on my chick fil a sandwich.
>>708906501
I don't store gold in my teeth
My name is Chad
Both sides of my family came over on the Mayflower.
>>708906501
I'm married
I think the 1950's was America's peak.
I don't mod my car in any way
your all niggas
I started my day with a bowl of organic hemp granola and 2% almond milk, before taking my golden retriever and corgy out for a brisk walk through my gated community.
I can name 5 Christian ska bands.
>>708914762
You're*
You're either black or white trash
>>708906501
I main Reaper in Overwatch and my parents own several multi million dollar houses.
>>708909103
He should have kept the beard.
>>708914815
Afterwards me and my friends Blake and Shane went to grab some Starbucks. They were out of veranda blend so I had to settle for pike's place.
>>708909354
How?
I will cross the road if I see any niggers or spics on the same sidewalk as me
>>708909354
>watching sitcoms
>laugh tracks
die you subhuman nigger
i want to kill myself.
>>708906501
I think the concept of "white privilege" is stupid
>>708906501
I drive a hatchback
>>708913033
Latinos also listen to metal
>>708906501
I never get picked for a random security scan on an airport.
I have eaten Surströmming
>>708915084
Make and Model?
I enjoy being my race.
I play comp CS:GO
>I smell like a musty ass wet dog
>I eat lutefisk
>every woman I've ever been with left me for a black guy
>I have stupid colored eyes like a gay cat
>I can't sit down for too long because I have no ass to soften the blow on the base of my spine
>what is a collared green
>my pants are tight like a power ranger
>I like the police
>I voted for mccain
I like Hopsin, Eminem, and tech n9ne. Thats white af
>>708910636
Kek
>my parents are still married.
>I've never seen soul plane
I'm whiter than a snowstorm
>>708914944
I think this pic might be before the beard.
>>708914841
Wow.
>>708915035
>watching Seinfeld makes you a nigger
Found the nigger
>>708906501
I consider Bo Burnham a pretty good rapper
>>708907963
Wasp = semi-nigger
>>708906501
My favorite character in Two and a Half Men is Allen Harper
>>708906501
I play hockey. And guitar. And I drive a lifted truck. I like country music. My son is white so there's that haha. I think BLM is nonsensical bullshit.
I don't smell like fried chicken and cheap cologne
>>708906501
I have relatives that fought in every American war over the last 100 years.
I drive a hybrid
haha I'm white.
>>708915856
>i know a black person who does all of this
white son included.
>>708906501
i listen to nsbm
>>708916212
You caught me. I'm a closet nigger
>>708906501
I recently just did a photo shoot with my girlfriend and my 3 cats.
>>708906501
when i get pulled over, i receive a warning
Never received a beating from my parents
Devo is a pretty good band
Whenever I eat fried chicken I vomit up the grease
>>708915469
I can prove im black, my man
>i smell like weed and like ive shit my pants
>i eat fried chicken and watermelon
>every woman i've ever been with gets repulsed by my shitdick and leaves me for a wealthy white man
>i have black eyes, almost as if i have no genetic diversity
>i cant stand up too long otherwise my pants sag all the way to my ankles and everyone can see my shit smeared underwear
>what is a checking account
>dont wear a belt cuz im a nigga and my hand-me-down fell apart
>ayo fuck da police, always interrupting my drug deals 'n shiet
>i voted for Obama because he a brotha and a fellow real nigga
>>708907788
That makes you Arab I bet
>drive an American car made in America
Also I enjoy baked chicken
I go to opera.
>>708906501
"Yes I own this car"
>>708907482
Little shop...you muh white nigga.
I legitimately enjoy the sitcom "Frasier".
>>708916582
Beaned.jpg
I was accepted ccw in California. I'm not white though, could it be considered white washed?
>>708908840
Hispanic is hispanic not white. One drop rule darkie. TO THE BACK OF THE BUS! !!
>>708916948
I love them beanth and koahnbred
I'm Jewish and from the United States.
>inb4 Jews aren't white
>inb4 antisemitism
>>708917355
Timestamp your yamaka
i dont rape women
>>708917355
Jews are only white when its convenient for them
>>708906501
I do not have a significant quantity of melanin in my epidermis
>>708917502
Could be East/South Asian, Injun, or Polynesian. Try again
>>708908340
nigger confirmed
>>708917533
I'm literally white, though. Like, extremely pale, straight blonde hair, etc. I don't even look ethnically Jewish, because my dad is a regular white guy who converted for marriage.
I have to get a tan so I can look like the niggas I secretly idolize
I think Elvis invented rock n roll
My nsbm band has subtle jazz influences
I wear vans
Just paid cash for a 2017 Prius
>>708917835
>cash
Paying with cash, especially ill gotten cash is black behavior
I dont believe you, anon
>>708917918
...meaning I didn't finance it
You don't actually walk in with a briefcase holding 30,000 dollars.
>>708917785
Well im black so I have to alienate myself from my black friends so they wont pressure me into drug dealing and then hopefully white girls will think im date material (my own women are unattractive )
I think that white people think Elvis invented rock and roll
My rap group just hit the world record of using the words money, bitches and hoes the most times in a single song
I wear J's
>>708906501
I'm basically tolerant of every race.
>>708918271
Only white people would know that
Okay anon
>>708918385
But how can you STAND white people, they're so evil, remember when they was selling us like cattle?
>>708910097
This man is white, The frisbee golf had me but Dakota really sealed the deal.
i race sailboats
Mexifagg here.
My skin is withe as snow and I bate muy own contry.
Doew that count?
im a good swimmer and run barefoot.
>>708918413
Yes im doing something right!
Have a good day my white brother and everybody else too though or whatever.
>>708906501
I almost exclusively live on rye bread
I have a kid, and a husband.
>>708906501
I pay taxes
>>708918575
because they have massive dongs
I had a dreamcatcher in my room when I was a kid
>>708907441
Fucking Nazi
>>708918946
That don't mean shit
Also titsandorboypussy/femininepenis
Or gtfo
I say nigga when im playing call of duty
I sympathize with Hitler
I grew up in an upper middle class white neighborhood with great education.
>>708918846
Only if you're fluent in english
And gathering from your post, i doubt this is the case
>>708910024
you haven't penetrated her mouth, ass or clenched palm?
Airport security waves me through the checkpoint
>>708919011
Naw whitboi u jus mad cuz the average nigga is hung
You ever see them Kim K sex tapes? That rapper she fuckin, Ray J, a real-ass 4 inches, bitch be lovin that dick
>>708906501
My surname is scott-irsh
>I listen to Linkin Park.
>I was a boy scout.
>I hate people who use bad grammar.
>I regularly go to church.
>About 3/4 of my family live in West Texas.
>I passed all my classes.
>I own 2 dogs(Labrador and Bichon)
>I made my own business in which I sell player models to game designers.
>I'm in the HPD police academy to become a police officer.
My entire penis fits inside any woman guaranteed
I walk around with a coffee at work
My Oldsmobile has stock rims
I'm not sure if snoop Dogg was in run DMC or nwa
I eat bratwurst with sauerkraut
My parents never hit me
>>708907482
All you needed was the CLIF bars
>>708920607
White parents beat their kids too.
>nigger in Dockers detected
>>708920607
So you're german
>>708908273
Kel. Underated post.
>>708920105
Your grammar is atrocious. I suspect that you are not what you represent yourself to be.
>>708906501
I invite black to fuck my wife in hotels while i film them..
>>708906501
My dads a judge
>>708907271
What on earth is a wagwan?
>>708922163
>swedes don't count anymore
>>708908640
Only when my favorite sports team wins :)
>>708922163
/thread
>>708906501
I'm married, been with the same woman for 12 years, only jewelry i have is my wedding ring, i drive a truck with normal R16 tires and have only two pairs of shoes, one for work, one for everyday bs.
I have a swastika tattooed on my chest.
>>708922358
Nigger vernacular
>>708914841
That is the most legitimate white thing ive seen here
i live in oregon
I stopped selling cocaine.
>>708906501
I Have An Education.
>>708907482
jesus christ
op said to prove you're white, not a faggot
>>708906501
I have a credit card with $15,000 credit limit, but I am, amazingly, on food stamps.
>>708914841
i believe you
>>708922163
Black what?
>>708907736
All homes are owned, dumbfuck. Either the tenant, landlord, bank, or city owns them.
>>708906501
I get called 'Alt right' by SJWs for defending my rights.
>>708924716
Jews don't count
>>708924992
*chuckle*
>>708907788
yeah, idk. i see lots of niggers driving expensive BMWs and benzes
>>708906501
When I go to the hospital for major surgery, and they ask me how many teeth I have, I actually know.
>>708915087
But they can't do it properly.
I eat surströmming
i know how to Program.
i have never met a black sucessful programmer, they literally aren't able to function logically, and in any environments that involve any level of ingenuity. they are only "good" (but just barely) at tasks that just involve following orders
My skin is white
My last name is Johnson, I live in Connecticut and my great great great grandfather was a slave owner. The
>>708926139
Also, I'm told by everyone that I can't understand how they feel/how it feels to be discriminated against and that I need to "stand up" for the minorities. Like its something that is similar to dropping off a letter at the post office.
>>708906501
I don't have to give u proof stupid niger.
>>708926321
fuck that, i'm not giving them a free ticket to life.
>>708924788
>Black what?
>>708912969
Mine is 824, you're obviously a nigger, or half nigger.
>>708926582
Yeah man. I know the feel.
>>708922163
hoho, now this is pod racing
>>708906501
4chan is the only place where I can make racist jokes and call people nigger
>>708907981
>I've seen over 6 different therapists in the past 2.5 years.
So white that people need sunglasses to look at you.
>>708927504
And watch cuck porn
>>708927504
Youre right, except for my entire neighborhood. I have to drive 50 miles to see a nigger.
I read biographies and historical works for pleasure.
>>708906501
I like nine inch nails. I know how to cook a mean meatloaf. i take medication for my anxiety. I also like TV shows like Tim n Eric and whitest kids u know. Oh, and trailer park boys.
