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hey /b/ i just caught this little guy trips says what i should do with him
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release him
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>>708899828
re
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>>708899775
Friend
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Go to the grocery store and put him in with the limes.
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name him pepe then open the door and let him choose if he wants to be your pet or be free in the wild
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>>708899775
Eat him in one bite
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>>708899775
eat it
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>>708899775
put him in your pooper
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>>708899775
fuck it
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>>708899775
put it in the blender
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>>708899775
shove up your ass
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>>708899775
Cook and eat it!
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>>708899775
cum on it
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fug it xDD
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>>708899982
almost there
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>>708900000
WINRAR
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>>708899775
Spess program properly made
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tie him to a baloon and set him free, let him fly
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>>708900000
yoooooo
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>>708900000
Yup, you win.
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>>708900000
HOLY SHIT
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>>708900000
win rar
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>>708899828
Roll
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>>708899775
Praise him as lord kek!
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>>708899775
You didn't catch him, you grabbed him out of a tank.

Stop being a faggot.
If you'd posted a pic of the tank and said what do with my froggers you would've got a better result
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>>708900000
holy fuck !!!
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cut deeply into your wrists and bleed out onto him.
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>>708900000
OP here how do i do this?
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>>708900000
welp
sorry frogo i was going to save you
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>>708900085
Figure it out
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>>708900000
Veni vidi checki
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>>708900000
oh boy
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Cane Toad!! OP needs to lick it and trip balls.
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Space program
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Stick your dick down it's throat
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>>708900000
Check'em OP
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>>708900070
AUTISM OVERLOAD!!!!!!!!!
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>>708900085
Just cum on it
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>>708900000
we've a king of the world guys...
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>>708900085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
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>>708900000
OP deliver
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OP has no balls
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>>708900085
>say "fug it"
>release it back from whence it came
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>>708900000
Quints commands us to fug it
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Should have gone for Space Program.
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Name it zits rises to be a battle toad
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>>708900191
edgy af this guys...
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look at it compared to my hands my dick is thicker than it
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>>708900000
The quints have spoken fuck that frog and don't call back
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>>708900351
did he fucking stutter?
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>>708900351
OBEY THE QUINTS FAGGOT
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>>708900351
Not our problem. Thats a problem between you and battletoad
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>>708899775
>Go to the grocery store and put him in with the limes.


this.
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>>708900000
>>708899775
You best be fucking it op
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>>708900351
i know the frog is thicker when your brain
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Space program
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>>708900351
wut if i fuck with my fingers instead can frogs cum?
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>>708900351
Don't be a faggot op have sex with that frog
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>>708900351
OBEY THE QUINTS FAGGOT
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one does not simply disobey quints
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>>708900351
Let it go you doofus. Joke's old.
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>>708900000
fuck that frog OP.
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>>708900562
DON'T BE A FAGGOT OP FUCK IT
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>>708900562
at least cut your nails
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>>708900562
Quints demands you fuck it
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>>708900587

this guy gets it
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YOU JUST CAUGHT THE RAREST OF PEPES

THE ALL MIGHTY GREEN LEMON PEPE
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>>708900645
can I roll for this?
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>>708900351
cut your nails, you ransid swine... Also... fug the frog!
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>>708900562
Only one way to find out
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This looks more like a plastic toy than an actual frog. And OP won't even deliver.

OP is a doublefaggot.
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>>708900562
This is a pet frog.

He is not going to fuck his pet frog.
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>>708900813
dAmn
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op if you dont fug it you are the biggest bitch ever
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>>708900793
Its a toy
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>>708900000
Okay, well hello there leddit.
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>>708900813
>everyone in this thread thinking that a wild frog would just hang out on a dudes hand
>obviously tame
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i cant find its genitals
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>>708900923
> faggot cant tell its not even real
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>>708900952
The mouth is one big genital
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>>708900923
i live in Australia and green tree frogs are incredibly passive, as most cold blooded creatures are

also yea i cant find its genitals
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>>708899775
dont be a faggot op. fuck it.
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>>708901062
make your own then faggot
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>>708900923
Obviously OP has tamed the frog with his dick.
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>>708901062
Sure are coming up with a whole lotta excuses
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tie it to a balloon and send it space ffs, if india has a space program so should we.
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>>708899775
Space program
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they just dont exist...
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>>708901062
If you're not going to fug it at least cum on it you faggot.
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>>708900000
AHHAHAHAH SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT HAHAHA!!
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>>708900991
>tard has never seen a frog before
Go outside you fucking neckbeard
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mouth
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>>708901282
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>>708901254
This.
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>>708901337
100%
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Space program
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>>708899775
>be op
>suck huge dicks
>browse 9fag and ledit
>have australian tree frog
>have le epik idea
>hey /b/ i caught his frog that i actually got at pet co
>what should i do lel xdxdxd


how about you kys faggot.
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>>708901314
This could work
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>>708901062
name it pepe
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>>708899775
Lick it
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>>708899775
SPACE PROGRAM!
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>>708899775
check for hallucinogenic compounds
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Sharpie in pooper
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cum on it
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>>708901441
Reroll
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>>708901296
fuck off newfag
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>>708900351
i dont know whats going on... but the frog fucks good
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>>708900000
Holy shit!
A quints!!
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>>708900351
Then you'll have to rip it
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>>708899775
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OP at least give us some ideas of what your willing to do then let us pick
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well guys i give up sorry quints guy but a dick cant fit in it i'm out shitlords
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>>708901337
u made me le sadface xddd
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>>708899775
Anon said fuck it. so fuck it.
fug it in its mouthpussy.
That should work
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>>708901731
ye
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>>708901736
put your dick on it's head at least.
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>>708901736
He fucking rocks. This is judgement from the frog kingdom.
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Release it to the wild then faggot.
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>>708901442
rolling for kys
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>>708901736
What the fuck op fucking trash human being, why even write that shit if you're not going to commit to it.
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cum on it, frogs absorb liquid through skin you can have frog human master race
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>>708901841
weak.
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>>708899894
I second this
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Cum on it
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>>708901736
OP at least do something suggested
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>>708901736
space program
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  ▲
▲ ▲
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nice cucking.
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>>708901970
That's it. Fucking space program. I told you Op.
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>>708900000
How is this possible?!?!
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>>708901905
it would look really funny tho
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>>708900000
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>>708901952
any trips in thread = win but must be possible
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>>708901668
"FROG BASEBALLLLLLL!!!"
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>>708900351
Open mouth wide with cisors then insert dick in. Simple as this. Do it faggot
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>>708902044
in the mouth you ween.
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>>708902044
space program
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>>708902044
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>>708901937
Do it
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>>708902118
roll
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>>1
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space pepe
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>>708902118
roll
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>>708902118
roll
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Cum on it op
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  ▲
▲ ▲
Triorce commands the release of Pepe
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Tie a helium balloon to it and watch it fly away
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space program
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>>708902044
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Put it in your ass
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Ejaculate on the frog
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>>708902221
so close
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Fuck it
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>>708902044
Live dissection.
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>>708899775
Venerate him in a shrine.
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>>708902244
Roll
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>>708899775
Keep him, I used to have a white's tree frog/Australian dumpy frog or w/e as a kid and they're great pets
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dick on head
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>>708899775
Love him forever
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Build a shrine for it, KEK wills it
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Release to the wild, fag.
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4chan space program 2.0
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  roll for OP to contract smallpox
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>>708902308
I will roll for myself until I get it
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>>708902244
Op do it
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INSERT YOUR MICROPENIS IN THAT BITCH MOUTH NOW !
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cum onbn it
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>>708902308
roll
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>>708900085
>pull down pants and underwear
>shove in asshole
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Flush for ocean exploration
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>>708902244
Roll to the end
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>>708899775
Venerate the frog as an incarnation of KEK.
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joke's over, release him
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put it in a blender.
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>>708902327
roll
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>>708902308
rollll
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>>708902237
Roll
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>>708902244
Rolling
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>>708902379
>>
release
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release him back where you found him
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Cum on it faggot
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Put frog on dick
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>>708902505
Do it
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>>708902244
rolling
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>>708902485
reroll
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cum on it
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>>708902442
roll
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>>708902505
Roll
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Cook it and eat it
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>>708899775
paint him to look like a lime!!

lololol xD
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>>708902244
this op
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Shit on frog
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cum on frgo
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>>708902548
rereroll
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OP's faggotness is higher than most
Fucking release it
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sacrifice for kek
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Space program
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>>708899775
Put it in your ass
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>>708902505
Rolliiiing
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Froggo in pooper
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>>708902611
Reroll
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>>708899917
This
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eat it
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>>708902558
Reroll
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Microwave it for 60 seconds
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release him
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jizz on frog
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space program
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EAT IT PUSSY
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>>708902611
Rerolll
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Cum on it faggot
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give it a bath
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>>708899775
Lick him
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>>708899894
This!
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>>708899775
fuck the frog now op u said u would
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put in your ass op
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>>708899907
Roll
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>>708900085
Kek
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>>708902671
Rollin
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>>708902665
This
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>>708899775
It's a fuckin pet frog u cunt
>hey /b/ I've just caught this wild hamster trips decides it's fate
>yawn
Catch a feril cat and have someone film while you try to catch it bare chested and then post on /b/
>fuck why do people sit at there PC /Apple phones prone waiting for anons to delivar
I've had a bad day at work and football then see this fucking utter cunt behaviour
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>>708902044
Space program, or make "holy clothes" and make some sort of Pepe meme out of the wnonderful creature
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put it in the toaster
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>>708902754
Reroll
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>>708902611
space program pls
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Release it before you infect it with your fucking stupidity, fucking faggot.
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>>708900085
Put your dick in its mouth, duh
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>>708899894
Do this shit nigga
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>>708899911
Fucking gross. But OP better dekiver... with proof
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>>708902776
>>708902778
>>708902779
What
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>>708902568
Rolling
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>>708902614
this
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>>708901062

>Australia

Which means it's basically a venomous marsupial.
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kiss it
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Hey /b,

This is when we tell him

Sharpie in pooper
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>>708899775
That's a lime faggot. Cut it and use it in a Margarita.
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make the frog wear tiny clothes made of paper that you must now make
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Space program
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>>708899775
Give him little pets with your fingies and love him.
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still waiting
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>>708902862
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>>708899775
>>708900562
>>708901278
>>708901736
>>708902044
>>708900351
Just cut it open and insert dick ultrafaggot
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space program pls
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>>708902839
Fucking newfag
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CUM ON FROG
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>>708902888
Fuck you. You stole my trips.
>>708902889
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>>708902888
fuuuuck wasted
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>>708902888
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK faggot
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>>708902888
YOU STOLE THE TRIPS FAG
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>>708902698
Go
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>>708902888
wow fucking kill yourslef
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space program
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Venerate it in a shrine as an incarnation of KEK.
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>>708901062
Fucky its mouth
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>>708902857
roll
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>>708902671
this
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>>708902870
Good fucking catch
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>>708902888
fuck trips
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space program ho
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>>708902888
And you took the trips with you, so make the little lime looking bastard wait.
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SPACE PROGRAM!
KEK WILLS IT!
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>>708902991
reroll
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>>708903000
checked
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>>708903000
Like the hamster in Maniac Mansion.
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>>708903000
Dayum trips delivrr op
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>>708903000
RIP
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>>708903000
WINRAR
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>>708903000
winrar
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>>708902671
Winrar
>>708903000
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>>708903000
oh god please dont
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OP please be a faggot and don't deliver this time
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>>708903000
>>708903000
>>708903000
>>708903000

oh SHIT
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S P A C E
P R O G R A M
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>>708899775
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>>708903000
WINRAR
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>>708903000
Om Mani Padme Hum
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K, roll for cumming on it and then setting it free.

111
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>>708903000
Deliver op
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>>708899775
buyem a small fedora
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SPACE PROGRAM
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>>708903000
Go on op, 5 minutes full power. Post results
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Into the microwave it goes
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OP NOOOO
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>>708903111
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>>708901736

Oh pea, you can ritually "fuck" it by drawing a penis on a piece of paper and then putting Pepe on top of it. That will satisfy the requirements of the quints.
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>>708903111
double check
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>>708903111
And now the trips come
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>>708903111

aw sheeit
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i guess we could say he's about to... croak
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>>708903111
fuck you, ot would have been so nice if i>>708903113 got it
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>>708903111
FUUUUUUCK>>708903000
JUST CUM OPN IT
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release.
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>>708903000
oh shit is it that time again
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>>708900000
WINRAR
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THIS IS A TEST, OP!

KEK IS WATCHING!

DO NOT HURT THE FROG! DO NOT HURT IT!
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>>708903210
dont please
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Fuck it next trips I shove this fuckin kebab rod through my flap between thumb and finger
>faggot thread overpowered
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>>708903210
COME ON DO IT
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Release it and say "goodbye friend, good luck in the wild".
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calling it op will be a faggot
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KEK DOES NOT WILL THIS
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>>708903210
for the God of mercy please don't do this
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>>708903210
better make new bread in case of 404
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5 DFOLLARS SAYS OP IS FAG AND WONT POST RESULTS BEFORE BUMP LIMIT 404
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>>708903220
Frogs dead. You can't just ignore trips you don't like.
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>>708903210
GO GO GO
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>>708903210
Chant Om Mani Padme Hum for the frog before you microwave it.
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>>708903210
:( but he's cool
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>>708903210
Youtube op
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>>708903210
HES GONNA DO IT
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>>708903210
GOD PEOPLE THINK OF THE MESS!!>>708903289
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>>708903210
op create new thread with results if this one 404s
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>>708903210
This might be a good thread
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Microwave that green piece of shit
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>>708901988
%triforce

>insert here
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>>708903289
These trips are a test from KEK. If the frog dies, so will OP.

OP, CHOOSE WISELY.
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>>708903210
If you do this this will be a big sin for torturing animal in your life once you died you will be reincarnated to a frog and a person would do the same to you
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Cancel that
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>>708903364
this.
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OP PLEASE DONT, BE A FAGBOI
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>>708903393
Get out newfag
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OP, the life of that frog is more important than 5 minutes of fame on /b/
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>>708901736
just cum on it then
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>>708900000
Checked
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>>708903424
No, it's really not
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FASTER FASTWER FASTER
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>>708903210
OP don't fucking do it.
Just release it.
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>>708903443
this
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>>708903210
Yah gotta do it, yah gotta.
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>>708902118
rolling
>>
OP pleaseeeee dont
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>>708902244
roll
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>>708903210
dont do it op
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If trips OP must release the frog and beg KEK for forgiveness.
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