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bbycakes
hi nibi
how goes
Thinkin about booty
>tfw no booty
there's always going to be one booty
yours
fuck you're own booty
I cant hump that booty 70yds tho
make a fucktoy out of a mold of your booty
Thas not gonna work.
make it work
it works if you believe
Y dont u giv me ur booty so I can do my thang.
it's not for giving
Leme barrow it, ill be done in 5 seconds.
>booty
>not for giving
wrong
i want it to stay in my seat for the time being
mine isn't for giving
FINE then
man that sign is just asking to be ignored
sometimes rape is morally justified
You just made yourself an enemy.
only sometimes in rare occurrences like that picture
I just gave myself an enema.
It's also justified for all feminists.
yes, feminists too.
fun plans for later or something?
Naw I just liked the prosody of nibbles' post and wanted to adapt it.
oh i see
anyways, what have you been up to?
>>708896837
Looks like a real meowthful
>>708894661
God has abandoned us.
wasting my life as much as physically possible, I spent all of yesterday reading a 162 chapter manga
why would you do that to yourself
it was really good, mostly, but it didn't leave a lot of time to do anything else
which is fine since I wasn't gonna do anything anyway besides work and class
ah, i see.
i guess if you're going to have nothing else to do except waste time it's okay
test test
and actually I did like several other things that day but I didn't care about them since I just wanted to finish the story
meh, not important so it's like they never happened
also I've had the worst fucking random boners the last couple days like this shit hasn't happened to me since I was 16
your body might just be producing more testosterone than normal
idk how it works but it's just a random thought
it would be interesting if it worked like that
but much different
I mean, it sorrrta does. At various points in an adult man's lifetime you produce more testosterone than you did previously, and I know a guy who just turned 22 and grew a few inches over the summer all of a sudden.
>Second puberty
>Get shorter
now that's just unfair innit
yeah but nothing like a second puberty
>>708898483
unlucky
I mean yeah your balls don't descend further...I think.
no, an average male has his balls drop three times in his life
somewhere out there there's a monk with his scrotum down to his knees
Why would you wanna be taller if you're a bottom?
because my identity is not consumed by my sexuality, and taller people get paid more, are more respected, etc
that man probably has a very deep voice as well
>When one of your balls hangs lower than the other one.
not necessarily, I think the voice only changes once in life regardless of testosterone levels
It is unacceptable for someone to bottom if they are over 5'10.
what are we legislating the particularities of gay sex now
the lower your balls hang = the lower your voice
didn't sex ed teach you anything
what are you going to tax anal sex next
>the lower your balls hang = the lower your voice
no, that is not how that works
we're changing how it works
I'll fight your fascist ambitions! All of you, with your artificial testicle/vocal correlation and your anal sex taxation! Power to the people!
that would be an awful society
i'm glad we don't actually live in it
I want to tax anal sex because I cannot make a profit off of it and by that I mean I cant get any butts to hump.
Never let nibbles hold office then.
i wouldn't vote for someone that wants to tax anal sex
I deserve compensation
I'll compensate you with my boypussy how's that
You are tainted with katias filth
Bring me zars boaeposcaui
the misspellings are really getting out of control lad
why do you want mine
is it because it's been largely untouched
nibbles is into virgins
oh
tfw I'll never be pure enough for nibbles
oh well sex feels good
too bad there's nobody in my area worth having sex with that's available
I only did the slutty thing for a few months last year but I'm lucky since I live in philly which is full of cute boys who apparently have standards low enough to screw me
virgins who just dont want to lower their standards are pretty annoying to listen to
wait isn't that you though
for one I'm not bothered about being a virgin
secondly physical contact gives me anxiety attacks
oh ok that sounds different
and i'm not into casual sex even if i felt healthy
so i wouldn't get hard
you wouldn't have to
>implying you'd be on top
if it worked out for you, nice
the slutty thing can be hot but sometimes not worth it if most guys in the area that are gay and looking are old and weird
at that point, it's not worth trying to do in my opinion
I mean to be fair I'm less picky than you probably but I've been with 19 to 40 year olds so.
it's not that i'm picky it's that i don't feel safe
i can be picky though
also by old i mean usually over 50
oh dear
just a bit too old for my tastes
you gotta draw the line somewhere or you'll be fumbling with the wrinkled nutsack of an octogenarian biker
exactly
i don't want to do that
won't lie I just came up with that line just to kill my own random fucking boner
well, it worked out
I'm not 100% sure I'm ever getting hard again
>>708903299
why is his tail transparent
because of a thought at one point in your life?
it will go away and you'll be able to unless you cut your dick off or something
>>708903569
probably because the picture was never finished to my knowledge
Yes, I've scarred myself and may need psychological intervention.
Naoki Urasawa really has a thing for european characters
are you reading Monster? It's kind of rubbish
No, Pluto. I read all of Monster yesterday. Why didn't you like it?
it was melodramatic, stretched out and the moral questions seemed oversimplified.
if you're reading pluto then the european characters are not by choice, the story follows the plot of astroboy
I didn't think there were relevant moral questions. The great dilemma of the series was, if anything, Tenma's oversimplified thinking and his impulsive Jesus complex. The character flaws were the better part of the writing.
Yeah I realized that after a few pages in, it was weird seeing montblanc's death in a different artstyle.
Hello.
hello, o eternal anglo
hello illuminati tophat
how are you fine fellows doing this evening?
i want to be touched
eh, i'm alright, just bored and probably going to make some food soon.
how about yourself?
not degenerately like nibi
I mean things like hugs
fine
man martin I thought you'd have more to say about this that conversation was interesting
>>708905685
STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU FAT FUCK
>>708905786
I want someone to scream this at me literally every time I eat.
>>708905786
it would be the first time i've eaten since yesterday around 6pm and it's almost 2pm
i was going to say more but my mind went on a tangent thinking about urasawa's noses so I trailed off.
I was just thinking about how he probably does have a preference for europeans since they give him an excuse for drawing larger noses and evidently enjoys it, the noses he draws are hypnotic
oh dude some of the honkers in monster are out of fucking control, I noticed that too
>>708905837
STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU FAT FUCK
>>708899327
Almost made it through the thread without a boner. This one is too good though.
>>708906056
Unfortunately, not timely just now. Try again in ~5 hours.
>>708906069
i don't care about your boner
>>708906354
That sucks. I'll break it to him.
