Any anons ever fucked a celebrity?
>>708892907
Not sure, is your mom famous?
>>708893335
Lolz
>>708892907
Yeah, I fucked Rockefeller a couple times.
Really sweet guy.
>>708893335
Kek
>>708892907
Doesn't she have leaked nudes somware?
>>708893525
You're kind of slow, bro.
>>708893596
Everyone's so clever today.
>>708893651
My mom said I'm special.
>>708893698
My mom said the same thing about you. I don't know why I just flamed myself but I did.
I fucked a porn star, Amy Anderssen, when she escorted in Toronto a while back. She has a nice, tight pussy and can take a pounding. The only things I didnt like about the experience was she demanded a condom for everything, blowjob included, and she didnt have a mute button. Her voice is SUPER annoying to me, otherwise she was a good time
My ex girlfriend is a famous porn star, she just doesn't know it yet.
>>708893698
>My mom said I'm special.
Just like she tells all the boys she fucks!
>>708893828
Just google her, damn nice scor bro
>>708893976
That explains why she always tell me that after fucking me.
A local news anchor, that's kinda celebrity in my town
>>708894029
>That explains why she always tell me that after fucking me.
Just how often do you fuck your own mother?
Stephanie Davis - Soap Opera star in the UK (Hollyoaks - Or she was)
We where hooking up for a couple of months around 4 years ago...
>>708894005
Thanks, wish she was still around as i would definately fuck her again but oh well.
>>708894189
Every day, like just any other normal son.
Jared got me
>>708894357
fuck off
>>708894357
Fuck off, Randy Bobandy.
>>708894357
Fuck off
>>708894357
Fuck off randy
>>708894357
fuck off randy
I had Faith Soledad, lead singer of band Mazzy Star, allost married her...
lyrics to one hit wonder, "Fade into you" was anon related/directed...
>>708894607
bah
>>708893828
You fucked this. I feel sorry for you.
>>708894397
>>708894458
>>708894461
>>708894478
>>708894586
Those brutal words hurt my skin
>>708892907
get it while it's hot
>vola=BDmWXnz
>>708894691
Bimbos are an acquired taste, pal
>>708894607
>>708894626
It's time for you to fuck yourself with lube.
>>708894659
My dreams are realised.
>>708892907
Didn't fuck him but I met Bill Pullman one time. Right before the first Independence day movie.
>>708892907
I accidentally touched Denzel Washington's dick.
>>708894691
Meh, i have fucked worse. All and all she was a pretty good lay
>>708894677
Was she a good fuck?
>>708894734
Those ugly deformed balloons though.
>>708894939
Those are part of the charm.
>>708892907
I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces a few years back.
>>708894659
Bruh
Kik me:. Celebritycummer
Jerk to celebs together :)
>>708895025
Story of it?
fuck
>>708894939
I admit they are rather off putting but it was fantastic lubing them up and damn near blowing her head off with my jizz when i came between them
>>708895550
yup
boop
>>708894659
>>708895780
Thanks for bumping my thread, bro. /b/ is so fucking fast!!
>>708894708
>3 people
What's the rar?
>>708894607
die
>>708894703
Fuck off Clarence
>>708896024
short vid of the famous girl from the silhouette
JLC is a serial swinger.
I went to a local swingers party and she had a fucking que at least 26 men long just waiting to get in her, she had every hole filled and circulated one of them every time one would bust in her, like one guy in her ass finished, he'd tap another guy in, then the guy in her mouth finished he'd swap out for someone else, no breaks in the chain at all for at least 4 hour straight just getting rifled by bearish blokes and gym rat chads barely out of school.
I was one of the last 3 in the que, I only got to fuck her mouth but I was pretty OK with it as her pussy and ass were literally overflowing with cum like one of those bad pornos with the huge fake dicks that shoot in buckets of goo, and I didn't feel like sticking my dick in it all tbh, plus she talked real dirty it was hot as fuck.
We all got paid like $400 to keep quiet and she promised to come back to town but some guy apparently sold the story to the papers, except it was really her "team" trying to find out who's a rat so I doubt I'll be seeing her again around here anytime soon.
>Imagine.jpeg
I fucked Ted
>>708896346
All these negative emotions towards me are hurting me nervous system
>>708894607
FUck
>>708893947
kek
>>708896384
JLC?
>>708896384
jaime lee curtis?
>>708894591
nigger
>>708896679
Good times
>>708894708
>>708896024
>>708896377
Checked it, it is shit. Literally nothing.
>>708896689
Yikes if that is who anon was talking about
deepthroated. nuff said
Unfortunately I didn't get as far as fucking, but I did give Keemstar an over the pants handjob at comic con several years ago. I was please to see he was a little above average and didnt have a chode.
>>708896384
who?
>>708896848
You got a bj from iCarly? Make a fucking AMA.
>>708896474
Then how do you smoke wide ox no filter?
>>708896848
Same here, the I woke up
>>708894703
Oh fuck off Clarence
I hooked up with Mary Gibbs (the voice for Boo in Monsters inc) years back
That's my closest claim to fame.
>>708892907
I once fucked a Peruvian chick who was dressed in an Elmo costume (she was a Time Square street performer) at a NYC Halloween party in 2014 does that count?
>>708893335
Yeah, she actually contracted AIDs from a botched blood transfusion a while back. There was a whole news report about raising awareness for AIDs victims that she was involved with.
>>708896679
>>708896689
>>708896920
Sorry, yeah Jamie Lee Curtis is correct, I thought people would get the abbreviation straight away my bad.
>>708894607
Cunt
>>708894607
Shit
>>708896943
Winnie Blues m8, I never exhale the smoke, of course.
>>708897113
that really happened, or its a hot dream
I was Sandra Bullock's fuck toy for a weekend, I was Drew Barrymore's fuck buddy for about a year, and I got a blowjob from Andy Dick.
>>708894607
someone have the original post?
>>708896848
B-but Miranda is pure and innocent!
>>708894357
Fuck off Randy
>>708897280
>and I got a blowjob from Andy Dick.
Only part I truly believe.
>>708896929
fine, but I'm too tired to write...
At first, she gave me head and came on her throat. Fucked her vag too two times. It was drunk af sex, but very good sex.
Always have a Wendy tucked in there
>>708894843
How?
>>708897193
Mr Sasquatch, you were carrying every drug under the planet in the back of your vehicle, including a firearm
>>708896848
You don't count Dan.
>>708894607
fuck
>>708892907
I had sex with Aubrey Plaza once.
>>708897418
>Dan Schneider's damaged goods
>pure and innocent
choose one
>>708894548
Kill self
>>708897113
did she also have a penis?
>>708897274
Try to get into your local swinger scene, she travels all over the u.s and even the europe when she's over there for work, but you have to be a swinging couple cause her husband (the guy from spinal tap kek) WILL fuck your gf/wife or whatever, like a give and take situation.
I remember some guy brought his wife along and she was kinda new to the scene, she wasn't really a swinger, and JLC turned him away cause his wife only gave out handjobs at the party.
>>708896384
I want to believe.
>>708894357
Just fuck off, Randy.
>>708894607
cunt
>>708897735
wadiyatalkinabeet
>>708894591
piecce of shit
>>708896384
>>708897902
Honestly, it sounds like the Miranda Cosgrove ghost pasta. Sorry, anon, but it's so hard to believe whitout proof.
>>708892907
I had sex with Boxy
>>708894607
Sauce on original pic?
>>708894607
fuk
>>708894659
her forehead fascinates me
>>708897280
Story?
>>708897902
Who is JLC?
not real celebrity, but was fucking pretty white blonde milf news reporter in KY for a few years
>>708897076
No questions?
Not like it fuckin' matters. But i'm still kinda drunk from last night.
>>708897089
Probably the only legit post in the thread
Yes it counts anon, did Elmo swallow your cum or did you blow all over him(her)?
>>708898302
1/3
I lived in a city in California that gets used a lot for location shooting in movies. They were filming Murder By Numbers there. I was a bartender for a pub that the cast and crew would hang out at after a day's shooting. I got to know everybody over the course of the two months or so they were there.
Last week if the shoot, Sandra, who's been doing half the crew already (she's a fucking horn dog IRL), took a liking to me. So after the pub closed down for the night we went back to her rental condo, and spent most of that weekend fucking, and hanging out. She really loves anal. Pretty much anything that would fit up there did over the course of those 2 days.
>>708897802
how was that?
>>708894607
fucck u
>>708898802
go on... did she spit or swallow?
>>708895460
Are you still there. I had to step away for a while.
If I can't come back the tldr is basically I fucked her twice at her place after seeing perform in Los Angeles.
Not sure if she counts as a celebrity, but she was a poor fuck. About as active as a dead fish.
>>708898529
Jamie Lee Curtis.
>>708893335
ROFLMAO xD
>>708899167
She looks like a cigarette butt
>>708893828
>celebrity
not even a goodtier pornstar
>>708896848
Why some people can't stop bragging. Enough is enough, Dan.
>>708899105
spit. Then again, she was a sophomore at the time. So she wasn't that experienced.
Her mom was a total MILF
>>708898924
2/3
About 15 years back, I was at a party at the house of a friend of a friend. He had a few connections in Hollywood, and you never knew who might show up to one of his shindigs.
This time Drew Barrymore was in town, taking a vacation. We started chatting over the food table, then later we spent some time on the patio just shooting the shit. One thing led to another and we ended up back at her rental, and we fucked. Later she asked me to show her the sights, so for the rest of the time she was in town, we'd go do stuff (shop, see the sights, check out some of the local restaurants/wineries, and we'd always end up fucking at the end of the day.
She left to go back to LA because she got hired for a couple of movies, but every so often, she'd call me up and say she was going to be in town for a few days, and so we'd hook up. We did that for a little over a year, until I moved to the East Coast.
>>708894591
Fuck you
>>708899505
spit...
Sorry, dude. Did you came in her face or tits at least?
>>708894370
Fuck off, Bobandy.
>>708898054
Who hasn't?
>>708894607
fuuuuuuuuck
>>708894607
lol
One of my exes modelled once
Her sister was an actual smalltime model for abercrombie and fitch though, only fucked the ex, however
>>708894548
FUCK you
>>708893430
I've always imagined his balls are dipped in gold
>>708899388
Please, tell us about the celebrities you have fucked.
>>708897742
>>708899503
that meme never gets old lol
>>708894607
Cool story fam, KYS
>>708899167
Hi Mark!
I got fucked twice by Stevie Nicks
I saw her concert and it sucked ass, them I heard she went into rehab, so I figured that was the reason for the bad concert.
So I saw her again and, nope...she just sucks in solo concerts.
>>708900099
Keked and checked
>>708894607
Lanngvhbh
She's not really a celeb but a lad I know of fucked the girl from pentatonix for like 6 months.
>>708900350
How was she?
>>708894843
I accidentally touched Stephen Hawking's dick
>>708894659
Motherfucker
>>708900350
pics/stories?
>>708894607
Nigger
>>708894591
FUCK
>>708894607
SHIT
>>708894357
fuck off Randy Bobandy
>>708899559
3/3
Another party at my FoaF's place. Several of us were on the patio indulging in some herbal goodness. Andy Dick comes outside, completely obliterated. He wanted to partake, and before any of us could offer it to him, he says "I'll blow all of you if I can get in on it". A couple of the guys passed, but me and a friend said what the hell? It'll make for a good story. So he blew, and we gave him a joint, and we sat around getting stoned and shooting the shit for a couple of hours. He even gave us some of the coke he was using.
>>708894607
Well ok
>>708893828
You paid for this? Holy shit anon you are desperate... If I ever would fuck so ugly thing she would have to pay me and I would insist that she would put a paper bag over her head and I also would use like 14 consoms on top of another so I don't get anything she has. I have seen local drunks and homeless people score better girls than that...
...Or are you one of those guys who get bigger boner when the girl is ugly as hell and mor trashy she is the better it is for you?
>>708901192
Let's see what you look like, Adonis.
>>708894607
meh
>>708901463
No way faggot, i'm not giving you better fap material after seeing what your standards are.
>>708898276
It looks like a fucking potato.
>>708894822
neat
>>708892907
ewww. what is that?
>>708894591
Fuck you
>>708894357
Fuck off, Bobanders!
>>708894607
Fucking nigger
>>708902560
a disgusting Disney coalburner
bump
>>708894591
ѕσυρ
>>708894607
¢συρ
best site i've ever seen
http://cheesespin.net/
>>708893335
FPBP
>>708894677
You mean Hope Sandoval?
>>708892907
I cornholed a b-list celebrity in 2008.
>>708894607
immunity
>>708894659
doubtful
>>708894626
asssssssssssssss
>>708894591
ya cunt
>>708895757
>but it was fantastic lubing them up and damn near blowing her head off with my jizz when i came between them
I thought she was a condom freak. How could your jizz nearly blow her head off if you were wearing a condom?
>>708897934
You fockin' druggo
When I was 8 my family moved to La Jolla, California. My mom was a cashier at a high end luxury antique store and one day Michael jackson came in. The mall was shut down and he came in and bought a lot of stuff. my mom mentioned she was a huge fan and that she had 2 kids that loved him and he invited us over to neverland. i got to meet him and we went on a rollercoaster together. he told everybody we were going to have a pajama party that night. my mom was staying at a guest room with lots of the other parents in a wing at neverland. michael gave me a couple pills and then sucked me off. he told me not to tell anyone because it was our secret game.
he never called me again.
feelsbadman.
>>708896467
underrated post
this reminds me of the guy who claimed to have got sucked off by Maisie Williams in an airport toilet.
>>708894691
Her chest has a bad case of lazy eye.
>>708905639
>he never called me again
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the fucker died man.
Got a titjob from Kate Upton before she made it big.
>>708894607
meme 10-
>>708894677
Did you do lots of heroin together?
>>708894607
u got us good
I have no proof, but a woman my mum used to work with apparently fucked Julia Bradbury.
>>708894607
reply
>>708894591
fuck you
>>708905765
never heard that one, tell me more anon
>>708906852
living the dream
>>708894607
Fuck
>>708907224
Not much else to tell really, the anon claimed he met her at an airport and she sucked him off.
>>708894607
fk u
>>708894607
plz sir, I don't wish for my ma to die.
got a handjob from a pornstar name dynamite.
she was escorting, visiting the area.
this chick
http://www.xvideos.com/video3778904/dynamite_is_a_small_boobed_redhead_who_youll_see
>>708894607
sun of a snitch
>>708894607
>>708896848
He can't keep getting away with it!!!
>>708894607
Just curious. Why that retarded post got so many replies?
>>708894607
sure
>>708899548
nice
>>708892907
But with me the opposite happened.
))
>>708894607
Roll
>>708894607
you fuckin nigger
I fucked Ellie Goulding at uni, she was a dead fish and a whore
>>708893947
THIS
>>708894285
Is she an utter cunt?
Any pictures of her?
>>708894591
asshole
>>708894607
reply
>>708894548
Attention for you
>>708894591
>>708894607
>>708894626
>>708894659
Attention for all of you
>>708904477
Nice double dubs.
I've seen this link around. What is it?
>>708894607
y u do dis
Imogen Heap sucked my dick in about 2003 or so. I was teching for her when she was touring Frou Frou and she was high on E and horny as hell.
Noone will believe this and I don't care.
(Yes I'm old)
>>708909369
She is a well know dyke, dude.
>>708906852
I call bullshit on this one.
I worked in the studio where they used to edit Watchdog back in the day. She would come in and basically flirt and tickle the balls of every guy in there under 30. She was heterosexual as fuck, didn't go near any of the young ladies that worked there.
She used to creep me the fuck out.
>>708892907
I got a blowjob in a public park restroom from a guy that did a PBS show about our states history and odd places, I recognized his voice when he asked if I wanted to have some fun, I have always been a sucker for a sweet southern drawl, he was about 60, fake tan and an obvious hair transplant, really good shape, had some big guns and very little fat, he had manicured nails and really blue eyes, we went into the handicapped stall, he stood in two shopping bags, put his partials in a little case, stroked me hard and started sucking, drained me almost dry, never had a BJ that good before, swallowed it all, sucked my balls and then gave me my first rimming, got hard as a rock instantly, he said I had the magic of youth, and started sucking again, screamed when I came, he cleaned me up and we shared a Michelob, talked a while, I went home and jacked off a very sore dick, cruised by the restroom a lot, never met up again, saw a news item he had died of AIDS, a couple of years ago, probably should go and get tested
>>708909479
You say that as if woman were known for telling the truth.
>>708908081
Because the current demography of b now consists largely of people who actually believe in creepypasta.
>>708909479
>Married with a child
>Well known dyke.
Okay then.
>>708892907
Fucked a chick who's now in a indie band.
Wouldnt really call her famous, although she could be.
I was actually trying to date her. I was too cconservative for her taste. We ended up just hooking up once and she kinda made things awkward after that. She's a cool and all. But I think she regretted the sex afterwards due to political differences. Sucks to suck I guess.
>>708893596
Badum tissss
>>708892907
I fucked the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow, does that count?
>>708894285
Need to know more pls
>>708894659
got me
>>708894591
Damn
>>708908016
Wait, what's this dan schinder meme about
>>708909604
yeah, I've heard off a few people she's creepy with younger men.
>>708894607
Meh
>>708894607
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>708909983
The story is that he's a paedo who fucks all his female stars. No clue at all if it's true.
>>708894357
Fuck off Randy.
>>708908016
>her tears
>his creepy smile
poor icarly, but lucky Dan kek
Rachel Stevens from steps or s club 7 I can't remember
Either way her friend was banging my friend so that's how I met Rachel. I had no idea who she was at the time
Fuck me that was 15+ years ago now
>>708894607
How u do dis?
>>708892907
I fucked Miranda Cosgrove
>>708910274
S Club 7.
>>708894607
Fuck
>>708894591
Fuck you
>>708910337
Details pls
>>708910059
Thx anon
>>708910494
well she wanted to be on Nick so i decided why not see if she is willing to sell herself out for it
>>708909983
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>708905475
Don't need a condom for a titfuck. Also they do come off you know
>>708910545
Dan, are you, you are?
>>708910337
What happened?
greentext welcome
>>708896848
DETAILS??
>>708910657
if you have a sister send me a picture of her feet then I will tell you if I am Dan
>>708902989
Wew lad, she looks like shes having a hard time walking.
Amy Adams
1998
Chaska
>>708899167
>: Michelle_McCool
That broad is only 36???? Christ, that's a rough 36...
>>708894591
Cim
>>708894607
Fuck you
>>708894548
fuck you
>>708894659
Look here!
>>708910545
Is she a blowjob queen, as people say?
>>708894165
>
pics
>>708894607
>Amy Anderssen
ymwdt
Emmy Clarke
She was the kid on Monk. It was back in 2010. Not bad in the sack, but it seemed like she didn't really know what she was doing. She asked me to wear a condom and I was like, "No, I don't do that." And she let me fuck her anyway. And then she was like, "Don't cum inside me." Did it anyway.
>>708911387
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>708894626
lawl
>>708894659
she caused a skin shortage in 2014
>>708910337
Was she any good?
Hannah Hilton. She was working streets and i got lucky one night.
>>708902240
kek'd
>>708894822
thats bill paxton bro from twister
>>708894822
then you dont have anything to really contribute to the thread do you faggot? lurk moar
>>708911828
No, it's Bill Pullman, from Weird Science.
>>708910337
pics?
>>708894626
You better watch dude. When somebody's mom dies, you're gonna get sued
>>708894846
"all in all" it is similar to 'over all' , 'long story short'.
what the fuck is "all and all"
>>708911513
Eh, I'm not out to prove anything. Don't really care if I'm believed or not. It really isn't much a story and it's not like it's been the highlight of my life.
>>708911063
>>708899167
Was my 7th grade science teacher before she tried out for WWE.
Always been slutty. Half her family are pill junkies.
>>708894607
fuk
>>708910545
calm down, Dan.
>>708900099
Kek
>almost bump limit
new thread when
>>708894357
Will you fuck off already?
Not really celebs, but... I fucked one of the bikini girls from the last scene in Dumb & Dumber (before she was in the movie)
Also Kiera King (meh-tier porn "star")
And Kinzie Kenner (hot, but never made much of herself)
And Cassie Nelson, aka Sensi Pearl, at the wrap party of HS Musical. Did I just make this a cringe thread?
Had the chance to fuck Sasha Grey, but then common sense kicked in.
>>708905475
stfu! pointing out useless factoids ruins the actual story faggot. we're PRETENDING-get on board or gtfo
>>708897076
Kek. Had to look her up. That's a srsly ugly little girl
>>708893828
A lot of hater reactions here, but I'd love to fuck AA.
When you say she had no mute button, was it that she was moaning and shit non-stop, or as in dirty talk?
>>708906114
>I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but the fucker died man.
so much jealousy
great thread
>>708912449
>Sasha Grey
why not? i'd love to jam it up her arse
>>708907962
Her American Bukkake was awesome.
