I'm a fag who took it in the butt from 3 other fags in one night exactly one year and 4 days ago. The last time I knew my - status was ~6 years ago. I'm going to take an HIV test at 4:05 AM (mountain time) and will get a result in ~20 min and will update in real time. I am pretty sure I hit the fag lottery and am pos this time (had night sweats inexplicably for 2 nights and flu symptoms about 1 year ago and have been panicking since). Feel free to watch and hope I have/don't have aids.
bump
>>708875033
rekt
opening package
>>708875209
I dont really care. Hope your thread gets 404. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Bump for interest
>>708875408
>>708875358
>>708875151
>>708875033
All same person
>>708875033
watching your thread OP, good luck fag
>>708875033
Instructions and shit
>>708875368
im not op retard
If you are positive I will have a nice hearty laugh.
Your own fucking fault for not making them wrap it up.
Faggot.
Swiping gums
>>708875448
not samefagging, I promise, everything I've posted has a pic.
Bump
You have a purdy mouth
this is kinda hot
hope you're poz OP
>>708875033
Bamp for results
>>708875033
Jeez dude. Hoping for negative.
>>708875478
Prove you are not op by taking a pic of your hand with the number 2 on it.
waiting for results.
Bumping to see how soon OPs miserable life can end
Here's hoping its sooner rather than later
>>708875817
same, not gay but had a scare about two years ago, nerve racking doing the test.
It's 4:20. Blaze while you wait
>>708875844
>needing to prove myself to some nigger faggot
>greentxt story
"I'm a fag who took it in the butt from 3 other fags in one night"
>>708875033
You must pay for your sins one way , or another
>>708875890
Good luck OP.
this is quality entertainment, I mean, TV doesn't have shit on watching a faggot find out his status in real time
>>708876057
>>708875033
what in the fuck is with all you gay people coming here in faggoty droves? oh and op is a faggot
>>708876102
c'mon b/ro amirite??
>>708876159
It was national coming out day a few weeks ago, I think.
>>708875890
May 404, takes 20 minutes, but this shit is real as fuck, posting every five minutes from 4:20 (kek) until I post the results at 4:45 (give it 5 extra to be mad sure I have/don't have aids).
Okay what's the verdict
>>708876159
Walks into gay club and asks why the fuck all these gay people in gay club, why are you in a gay club?
Wow, OP is an actual faggot. 13 minutes till results.
I hope you don't have HIV cause we don't need more of it on this planet.
genuinely random thread for a change. hope you don't has aids op.
Op installing VLC
That's so scary
>>708876242
Keep bumping it with us, OP. I'm stuck waiting for a bus, so I'll stay for at least 10 more minutes.
Good luck!
>>708876242
Dis gon B gud
How are you feeling OP?
bumping for results
Tell the story of how you came to take 3 dicks in 1 night while we wait
>>708876333
nice trips
>>708876333 (checked)
Please have AIDS. All fags must die a slow horrible death.
I'd be fucking terrified if I was OP.
Also, if I thought I had contracted HIV I would have gone to the hospital within 24 hours (72 hours max) and gotten them to give me anti-retrovirals, or whatever they're called.
Hopefully you dont have aids.
If not, would you do fgt stuff again?
If yes, also ?
Dont worry OP, we all know you are a faggot.
atleast its not hiv
Hope you don't have AIDS.
Die please OP, you and the rest of faggots must die
>>708876242
nursefag standing by
>>708876159
OP here. OP is indeed a faggot and has been coming here in faggoty droves since 2007. Always a place for weirdos, faggots, degenerates, basement dwellers and otherwise useless (and useful) people, don't let anybody tell you otherwise. flaccid
This is why fags are still seen as subhumans, getting HIV is the equivalent of a woman being pregnant in their twisted world
I hope you do have HIV OP, not because it's what you want but because it's one of the best ways to remove the gay gene from society
>>708876399
>>708876500
He's testing for HIV you idiots. AIDS develops from HIV. If he goes for treatment and takes care of himself HIV doesn't have to turn into AIDS and he can live for another 20+ years.
>>708876573
green text your night of 3 dicks OP? While we all wait. Please :)
>>708876575
lol yep, because if he doesn't die of aids he would be banging chicks left and right, spreading that gay gene around
Your health is more interesting than the news. well played, faggot.
>>708876519
>Florida
>>708876511
>>708876500
>>708876399
>>708876322
>>708876288
>>708875844
>>708876264
this ain't a gay club faggot. although one might no tknow that walking in this faggot ass place... AIDs everywhere.... answer the question though please foggat
>>708876596
Wait does HIV lower lifespan at all if treated in time?
Why the fuck would you wait until now to test yourself?
This is so much more interesting than the election and about half as gay.
>>708876573
well faggot, it seems that smart people come here as well, that's why some of the content is so funny
Dude I'm so sorry you're American I am to and health care sucks
>>708876680
This
Bump for results.
>>708876666
not a good sign...
anyway, OP >>708875033 I hope you're HIV negative
>>708876666
Check'd Satan
>>708876661
With proper medication, diet and lifestyle a person with HIV can have a lifespan as long as anyone else.
We're also reaching a point in time when we will have cured HIV. There are some people that were completely cured during trials.
>>708876596
>20+
For a newly diagnosed person in their 20's, the life expectancy is around average if you take the meds.
So many dumbfucks ITT
>>708876661
If treated in time it has a negligible effect on lifespan and even lifestyle, assuming you're diligent with medications and don't fuck it up, which are not common traits with people who have AIDS.
>>708876666 (checked)
This thread is out of control
>>708876666
nice hexes
>>708876657
are you a genuine mong?
Homosexuals have a very severe mental disorder that makes them not want to live or procreate any longer. If there were a way to test for this before birth nobody would have a homosexual child.
Spreading HIV is just one of the many burdens homosexuals force upon normal people.
What's the worst STD that you can have? I think the herp would be the worst
>>708876815
hmmmmmm TIL
It's been 16 minutes. The suspense is killing me.
>>708876816
the pest
>>708876802
That's quads you degenerate.
>>708876839
This
>>708876816
Life
If you took tramadol next day you catching HIV wouldn't be an issue just worry about gonorrhea that has become mostly untreatable
>>708876839
says the guy who doesnt have aids
>>708875033
i gotta say... fags really are sad. i worked in california and then ended up with a friend of a friend as a friend on facebook. he does some boring supervisor job somewhere and back then i can't remember if he was a supervisor or a phone tech like or what. i've seen his face in pics but don't recall him at all.
he got into moods a couple of years back. he would post "sexy naked guys" and i'd have to see it when i visited my 14 other friends who are real people i knew during my life and mean something to me. in AZ, it's a felony to make people look at porn. technically he committed an interstate felony being a faggot. then, he got into a different mood and discussed how he was on some special regimen of HIV blocking drugs so he could fuck random guys. at some point, he mentioned how there was blood detected in his urine and they weren't sure if he should still be on that pre-emptive treatment but *whew* they told him he could continue. around that time, he divulged that he has bloody cuticles and it's bad because of his sex life and "where he likes to stick his fingers". tonight, he's popped up after a long time and is whining about not having a boyfriend.
disgustingly pathetic.
>>708876815
>Gay men having sex spreads AIDS to normal people.
What did he mean by this?
>>708876816
HIV is terminal.
>>708876815
If this were true why do the majority of mammals display homosexual traits.
>>708875033
do you train your ass with tools or just receive flesh in there?
>>708876772
>>708876779
>>708876780
This
Experts predict a cure within 10 years too, so this thread is pretty fuckin stupid... and gay
>>708876922
It's like watching a movie. I'm not being chased by a monster/killer yet I can empathize with the situation the characters are in.
God, if you're real please make sure this faggot is HIV positive
>>708876908
tramadol is a muscle relaxer, what the fuck is that gonna do for the HIV?
>>708876417
Holy shit op you should just go to a fucking doctor and get a test there
Lego I need sleep
>>708876815
>not want to live or procreate any longer.
This is blatantly false.
BREAKING NEWS
OP IS DEAD, WAS KILLED BY HIV
OP has HIV
>kek wills it
>>708876816
its estimated that 50 percent of the population of any major city has herpies while only 10 percent of that or so knows it.
i have herpies and i have to say it does not bother me in the least. flares up maybe once every 2 years and a few days of pills fix it.
>>708876622
>am fag
>want to have gay sex
>on crystal meth (not trying to embellish, this is fact)
>have group sex with complete strangers I found on a4a because horny and on crystal meth
>have gay orgy with random dudes
>used condoms but still scared because faggot and, i mean 3 dudes
>did more crystal meth
>finished a programming project
>thought I had HIV for past year because of risky sexual behavior
cmon results should be here by now
This isnow a Spiedermen thread
>>708877043
you're disgusting
>>708876996
relax your asshole so you can get mega-aids
>>708877065
You didn't need to mention you were on drugs , we already knew . All fags are the same .
>>708875033
Good luck man.
To all the haters. This is why you're a virgin and no-one loves you.
HIV isn't that big of a deal these days. Medicine we have now can prevent it from becoming AIDS.
>>708877065
>used condoms
What? I thought you said you didn't.
>>708877065
Cmon nigga, whats the verdict?
>>708877065
if they used condomw, what's the problem ?
>>708877043
its just herpes. You did not go out and catch one herpy and a second herpy and now you have herpies. The disease is just called herpes
23 MINUTES
THE RESULTS ARE IN
POST THEM OP
>>708877114
I think he means most of the time, except the night he took three dicks.
>>708876941
While it's true, homosexuals (like bisexuals) do spread HIV to normal people. I think he was talking more about how society has to deal with homosexual diseases when it's not their fault.
He could also be talking about the high percentage of homosexuals who go beyond their normal fantasy of raping children and actually doing it.
>>708876908
>>708876996
its not traumadol but there is a pill when taken properly can prevent an hiv infection
oh man this is intense
i feel like it would be a letdown to everyone if the test was negative
>>708877111
yeah but still... AIDS.
>>708877065
>I had protected sex with 3 (three) people and now I'm scared as hell I'm gonna die
you really are a faggot
>>708877164
>high percentage of heterosexuals who go beyond their normal fantasy of raping children and actually doing it.
Fixd
>>708877145
This.
>>708876806
mong?
Can someone give me a free
Spotify account?
>>708876996
No it isn't, Tramadol is an opiate.
After 40 minutes the results are not valid.
Hope OP is checking right now.
Is he crying too much to post leaving us hanging?
>>708877036
If you wanted to live and procreate you wouldn't be a homosexual. Your mental illness prevents you from understanding the very basic problem of your affliction.
Homosexuals cannot procreate and they instead spread diseases among each other in their suicide attempts.
Times up. What is it?
>>708877255
Sure man, just give me your social security number and your address and we can work it out.
>>708877145
i don't think it really matters you grammar Nazi faggot. but i tell you what. you go out and contract herpies, then when your telling people about it you can spell it however you want.
So /b/rothers. We retaking Jerusalem?
Deus Vult!
>>708877255
Soulseek
>>708877065
I never use a condom on girls and somehow I never had any problems of stds so, it kinda feels like a rush
>>708877255
GoGo?
Yopo. Lokojoko!!!
>>708876908
>tramadol
Kek. Its Truvada, dipshit.
POST THE RESULTS FAGGOT
>>708877166
if you're talking about Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) it's actually a series of pills and you have to take them for like a month, and if you miss a dose you could be fucked. It also costs like $1000 and the side effects are awful.
He's probably also a drug addict. Homosexuals have a tendency to be suicidal.
>>708877268
You're too far gone man.
FUCK
>>708877094
says the fat fuck at his computer probably surrounded by dirty dishes and used cum rags
>>708877297
*Herpes *You're
>>708877258
Meant Truvada all fucking drugs are alphabet soup sounding vaguely like a real word just to sell them
>>708877360
Jokes on you im mobile
OP better have died of AIDS if he isn't going to update.
>>708877325
i live in canada, its probably free.
>>708877310
Neither do I. Which I think is stupid. Have to either start or find a girlfriend. Because I don't want STDs. I'm probably a carrier for that STD that doesn't affect guys but makes girls infertile.
>>708877312
>his face when he's been taking Tramadol and getting gangbanged
OP post update
Looks like it came out positive and he's dealing with it/telling loved ones.
Screencap this someone Its too god not to cap
>>708877394
Not even close.
>>708877384
>browsing 4chan on the toilet
>>708877065
inb4 op fucking roped himself from results godspeed op
>>708877420
>Implying he has loved ones
>>708877420
>telling loved ones
More like telling the 200 homosexual partners he's had in the past year.
>>708877458
Same tbh.
>>708877458
Same here
>>708877331
He's right tho lol
Everyone pretends they all PC and don't hate fags but we do. If it was legal to kill homos they would all be wiped out worldwide in a week. How can anyone care about someone who doesnt even care about themself???
Come on op
>>708877258
Well its like an opiate. Its not an opiate.
hmmm. Is OP dead?
>>708877426
its not good unless op has hiv
Include me in the screencap please
I am Otul and supercool.
dont get me wrong i hate gay people but its just inaccurate too portray aids as a gay virus.
Op here, extremely likely I don't have hiv, thx ttyl
>>708877508
In Jamaica they kill homosexuals. And some African countries too.
>>708877481
>>708877477
>ignoring the first part
>>708877428
if i ever need it ill let you know how much it was in a thread on here. that being said, i absolutely guarantee that its covered by at least 30 percent through a normal pharmacy and offered free through mens health initiatives such as H.I.M.
>>708877563
Fuck
>>708877563
not having aids is the gayest thing youve done
>>708877563
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>708877563
good for you OP
Wishing you godspeed, glory.
>>708875033
So this is what happens when you put a nigger in the white house...
>>708877570
I am making my own then
>>708877258
shit I was thinking of Trazodone which is actually an antidepressant. Either way not gonna help your aids situation kek
>>708877546
>those eyes...
Is that Adam Sandler?
>>708877563
Boo
>>708877563
>>708877563
Go get HIV then
>>708877563
how did you managed to find 3 stranger to fuck anyways
>>708877496
>>708877501
...and im the disgusting one cause i have herpies...ya
Am disappointed OP doesn't have HIV
>>708877563
All the waiting for nothing
>>708877508
>doesnt even care about themself?
They do though. You're ignorant and reacting to a stereotype.
>not wanting to procreate
What is surrogacy? What is closet dads who come out after making the babies?
>suicide by sex
I guess. Straight people do this too.
>>708877563
well that was a fucking buzzkill
night all, fun while it lasted
>>708877563
Wew lad
>>708877546
>don't get me wrong I hate niggers but it's just inaccurate to portray sickle cell anemia as a darkie virus.
>>708877563
That sucks. Welp... let us know when you DO get it.
close one, OP
>>708877563
Is that what the line on top means? Negative?
OP put a sticky note over the instructions on how to interpret results. Confirmed faggot.
But happy you don't have HIV.
>>708877563
Thats ok OP. Don't worry. You can always just jump off the bridge instead.
>>708877546
CDC says you're wrong
n 2014:
Gay and bisexual men accounted for 83% (29,418) of the estimated new HIV diagnoses among all males aged 13 and older and 67% of the total estimated new diagnoses in the United States.
Gay and bisexual men aged 13 to 24 accounted for an estimated 92% of new HIV diagnoses among all men in their age group and 27% of new diagnoses among all gay and bisexual men.
Gay and bisexual men accounted for an estimated 54% (11,277) of people diagnosed with AIDS. Of those men, 39% were African American, 32% were white, and 24% were Hispanic/Latino.
>>708877563
thats good OP. I thought i had hiv from fucking prostitutes
>>708877563
are you sure you read the results right? That looks like AIDS to me
>>708876666
(((Checked)))
>>708877563
Luv you cute man.. Be safe pls.
>>708877563
Well the symptoms you have could also be lymphoma or CLL so you aren't out of the woods yet.
Gayest thread ever...
lol
Cmon, tell us that you have HIV and are dying you fag fuckhead.
I'mma lay down some trouf: HIV be comin in yo body like "step up, punk bitch" and be fuckin up all dem T-helper cells. T-killer be runnin' in like "Yo fam, some bitches need some lysin' up in hur?" and da T-helpers be like all silent and shit, so T-killer be out. Den dem B-memory cells be like "Ey yo, want me to remember some fools for later?" But T-helper be all silent and shit again and dem B-cells be like "whatever" and bounce. Den dat influenza be coming in later and takin over the whole fuckin body like da 8th St. Pakis took over and nobody did shit to stop 'em.
>>708877737
Or, you know, he would just have a really bad case of the gay. Don't you get a fever and chills when you catch it the first time?
>>708877598
Could you help me find it? I looked into it. I live in canada I'm pretty sure that shit would bankrupt me immediately.
>>708877563
It's true, whites can't get AIDS
>>708876908
Wrong. The anti hiv thing is called Ibuprofen
>>708877771
Nice
>>708877563
by golly I hope you've learned your lesson and will start using condoms now
also, quit the meth. it'll make you dumber and do stupid shit (the kind that can kill you)
>>708877508
Nah. I've tons of homo friends. There good people.
I thought the earliest you could get a positive test result was 3 months out.
HIV does not show up immediately after contracting in on tests.
Source: I thought I had HIV once and was freaking out until I was tested.
>>708877810
Just don't have unprotected gay sex you faggot.
>>708877797
You beautiful fucking degenerate... Now explain the Spanish flu pandemic with ebonics!
>>708877737
Kek. This is what I was thinking. Fuck, I'd take HIV any day over lymphoma.
OP here. positive
>>708877871
Fuck you i like it.
>>708877871
What's the point?
>>708877859
I'm sure they are. That doesn't change the fact I want them dead.
Read a book, faggots. Aids doesn't really exist!. It was invented by fox news.
Op is infected, no doubt anymore
>>708877859
I have homo friends too but this thread was an eye opener to what the fuck they have to go through. I'm weireded and creeped out and will not look at gay men the same any more.
I think OP has single-handedly made me homophobic.
>>708877886
OP only posts pic with his posts. Kek.
>>708877921
There are a lot of dead people who thought the same thing.
>>708877563
God dammit, we need you to die, OP.
>>708877825
That is the most autistic thing I've heard all day
>>708877978
How do you die from ignorance?
>>708877940
Your post seems like you are showing empathy and then you just flip 360 degrees
>>708878040
Kek
>literally not wearing a condom and getting hiv/aids
>>708876816
i don't have herpes, but considering that a lot of people have it, i wouldn't mind that much. getting clap is probably going to be the worst.
>>708878040
Easy
>contract HIV
>read blogs that say it's a myth promulgated by muh big pharma
>believe it
>eventually die
>>708878053
Because they put themselves into this situation by having unprotected sex. They do it in the ass and the increased friction can produce tears on the dick and ass. That's how you transmit STDs. It's not like it happens to them through no fault of their own. There are condoms yet they choose not to use them. Why would I empathise with stupidity?
>>708877940
>I'm weirded and creeped out
>I had NO IDEA that gays were a high risk group for HIV
You're a fucking retard, m8
>>708876296
lost
>>708878182
I wasn't arguing with you. Just saying the way you wrote it sounded extremely contradictory.
But since you are arguing now. They arent all the same. Very low % of gay men have hiv.
>>708876884
>not realizing he's reffering to the numbers themselves and not the amount.
Not sure who's the degenerate.
>>708878182
All you straight fags who be fucking bitches in the ass with no condom have same chance of getting hiv as the regular fags
>>708878267
I just never put much thought into the gay lifestyle or what risks are associated with gayness. It seems like you think about it a lot, though.
>>708878182
>tears on the dick
Anal doesn't tear the dick. Lmao.
>>708878321
I don't fuck women in the ass. I'm not a batty bwoy.
Fucking a woman's ass is the same as fucking a man's ass.
>>708878329
t. never took biology
>>708877563
good news OP, play safe next time and don't do drugs
>>708878293
1/10 chance if gay and white
1/2 chance if gay and black.
Best pray op didn't sleep with no fagniggers
Hey OP!!! LET's FUCK!!
>>708878431
These stats are very wrong.
>>708878453
>Hey OP!!! LET's FUCK!!
That's how gay men court. That's all they need to do. No names no nothing. They just fuck.
How many sex partners do gay men have on average in a year again, 500?
ty for this thread OP its been fun <3
>>708878521
>blatant ignorance
>>708877878
So H1N1 be comin in yo lungs like a durty hoodrat with al dat "yo, what up?" and dem cytokines be all mad salty and get callin up all his friend sayin shit like white people be killin black folks. Dem T-cells be rushin in with dem macrophages who yellin "I'mma eat some mofuckas fer real!" but too many fools show up and pack dat bitch tighter than da clubs fire code. Air be all like "ey, lemme the fuck in!" but cant and dat body not be gettin dat sweet dose of oxyjan it be needin.
>>708875033
CharlieSheen™ sponsors this thread
>>708878636
Except he's right. The only things that disqualify sex are an excess or lack of weight and body hair.
>>708878904
>he's right
The only way you could actually know this is if you're gay. And then you're one of the degenerates and you clearly aren't involved with gay men who don't do this.
>>708878521
You are right. We just fuck. No hang ups with bullshit courting or flowers or dinner. Simple and done. That's why you will be a basement dwelling virgin bitching how girls don't like nice guys.
>>708875643
Did you rinse the semen out of your mouth first?
>>708879127
>never experimenting sexually
Tell me more about how you're 100% certain your straight. Then you can go back to your trap threads.
>>708879374
Of course not. That way his boi friends cells are mixed with his cells and they both get tested at the same time. Saves money. More money for martinis.
>>708879374
With more semen, silly.
>>708877524
It's an opioid, the fact it isn't derived from poppies doesn't mean anything biologically.
>>708879611
Im gay... I have sex.. Im not a virgin by any means. I experimented more when i was younger. But now i have sex with guys im dating. Emotional intimacy is important to me. I'm 24. I have had sex with about 6 different guys since the new year.
>>708877145
My herpy has herpes :(
When OP doesnt deliver...
>>708880338
Same
>>708875772
Wat?
Even if you have AIDS you can live a long and full life. You can even have sex with other people and not give them AIDS if you stick to antivirals. Your viral count can be next to 0 and you will basically healthy.
Don't worry anon, as they say: "AIDS is an '80s disease"
>>708880443
Some sick fans are into getting infected and spreading it. Mus b part of their mental illness
>>708880557
Fags not fans lol
>>708880557
I understand fetishes can be weird but that literally takes the retard cake, i bet its a right pain in the ass being gay
>>708880557
This is basically a myth fetish. Some guys are into it. But it rarely happens even when they actually are into it. It's on the far fucked end of shit like snuff.
>>708878310
Nigger, you need to fucking lurk moar.
>>708877563
Go get HIV and green text the story of how
>>708877563
Nice mate. Now u can have more unprotected gaysex
>>708876296
Kek
>>708875033
bugchasers are the worst. at everything
>>708876941
fagblood is poison that infects doctors, nurses, dentists, EMTs, junkies, etc.
the gay plague started with fags and they're the ones who keep it spreading, along with niggers
>>708877563
it's not too late to cut your own throat
