Hi. I'm an FBI agent. Ask me anything.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hi. I'm an FBI agent. Ask me anything.
>>708862759
What does FIB stand for anyway?
Federal Bureau of Investigation my friend.
>>708862759
Is there a consensus among you and your fellow F.B.I. employees on who should be the next president?
>>708862759
Wheres the NSA?
>>708863244
Leaning towards Clinton because they both are bad choices but she will follow current policies instead of making major changes.
>>708862759
Tell us about your job. What do you do? How much do you get paid for it?
>>708863327
That would be several locations.
>>708862759
Throughout your training, were there any substantial obstacle courses? Ones with climbing walls, rope swings and the like?
>>708863405
Counterterrorism and roughly a six digit yearly salary.
>>708862759
Did you like Obama?
Also, rate the following by competence: Bill Clinton, Bush, Obama, Hilary
>>708862759
Why didn't you pussies indict this corrupt cunt?
Professional courtesy?
>>708863460
Yes yearly we must qualify through various exercises.
Why am I such a spaz that I usually take so long typing a reply that the thread is deleted before I finish. Please give advice
>>708863586
Honestly no sir
>>708863587
That has caused a lot of internal debate but that is not my dept
>>708863507
What was the worse case you've been on?
>>708862759
Am I getting v&?
>>708863 you can submit tips though our website.
Are there FBI groupies like cop groupies. For example chicks that'll hook up because they're turned on by you being an FBI agent?
Post some x-files
>>708863798
Only if you are a criminal sir
>>708862759
why are you guys so obsessed about cp? u fuckers are demented
>>708862759
Shot any doggos, or is that entirely the responsibility of the ATF?
>>708863843
Actually I get a lot of women's attention when in uniform so yes.
>>708862759
Been watching 11.22.63 do you actually know what happened to jfk? I'm assuming you can not really say if you really do.
How is the F.B.I.'s relationship with the C.I.A.? Does one think that it is better than the other?
ATF
>>708864006
Ultimately we are allies but we have a open rivarly
>>708863960
I can't comment on that. Sorry.
Are the Russians really trying to hack elections?
>>708864077
kys and answer my question u roastie
That method uses the fbi to locate someone by their ip???
Is this meme an accurate representation about how the FBI feels about the Alt-Right?
What has been your greatest accomplishment that you can tell us?
>>708863717
So the FBI is corrupt to the highest levels and you stand for it like a retard.
It's a fucking disgrace. Good job g-man.
Forgot to verify myself. There we go.
Why did the US help Hitler and fake his death?
All the kik threads are honey pots, right?
>>708864199
That is correct
>>708864229
At times yes
>>708864147
Figured thanks anywho. On a related note are there any conspiracy theories you guys like to laugh about.
>>708864398
How do you combat Tor users when they do no no things
>>708864271
Neutralization of high profile IS members.
>>708864593
Not telling. ;)
>>708864674
favrit item at mcds
>>708864520
Nothing in particular. We're pretty much normal people but with a sense of justice.
>>708864674
Is the nsa bunch of fags who do nothing but monitor what everyone beats their meat off to
>>708864757
McDonalds sucks. Burger King for the win
>>708862759
What is your personal stance on the Bureau's use of extrajudicial surveillance? Have you witnessed it, or taken part in it professionally? Have you witnessed or taken part in personal misuse of the Bureau's surveillance tools?
I have had several conversations with FBI administrators. They generally think agents are dumb as bricks. How do you feel about this? Assuming you're not a troll, you are posting a thread on 4chan claiming to be an agent. This seems not very smart.
>>708862759
In the event of civil war, what determines where an agent places their loyalty?
>>708864802
Its the only government agency that actually listens.....
>>708864835
Do you believe thar civillians should have any sort of encryption and if you do what types and should anytimg be limited
>>708864784
Dern I figured you guys would be laughing at some of the theories. Ah well thanks for your time.
>>708864398
you have the writing of a gay jewish mexicans black husband
>>708862759
Where can i buy one of your cool fbi caps
>>708864902
The paycheck does.
>>708865007
Agent Bond has Spoken the words of truth
>>708865007
Bond knows.
>>708862759
rollin
>>708865033
Maybe try Amazon.
>>708865211
Now what sunglasses do you guys use
>>708864941
I believe people have a right to privacy but at the same time criminals exploit it so there has to be a middle ground.
>>708865292
RayBan of course
Does the 2nd amendment strike fear in your authoritarian heart
>>708865294
Do you guys generally loathe oe hate Tor
>>708865332
I know what i'm buying myself this weekend :3
>>708863381
>Leaning towards Clinton
No shit... says everyone paying attention to the news.
>>708862759
What's the lunch situation like at the FBI? Is there a cafeteria? Do you have to bus your own trays?
>>708865390
Not really. Most of us are just trying to help people and save lives. Take off the tin foil hat son.
>>708865457
Smoke well.
>>708865486
Eat out everyday
>>708865553
So close to quads and also do you guys find random usb sticks all over your parking lot
>>708863587
Not OP but the argument went, if they had indicted her that would've been the election right there and the whole point of having a vote would have been short circuited.
>'swhat I was told anyway
>>708865634
Generally people who try to pass security get shot at so that's a negative
>>708864593
I would hope the FBI doesn't waste time on pedos just for fapping to CP.
They'd go after a production ring, I'm sure, but just for downloading it? You're unlikely to even show up on their radar unless someone finds you out in other ways and sends a tip. They can't ethically ignore it, at that point.
>>708862759
Am I on a list?
>>708864398
Does this actually prove anything? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be very hard to find a shirt that says fbi.
>>708865721
Opinion on Tor and also has any idiot tried to ddos or sql inject the fbi webpage
>>708865761
Generally being at a federal level we go after the source and let state and local handle the small timers.
>>708865390
People that sell firearms private party in places like CA despite FFL laws, are they high profile targets for you guys?
>>708865721
Do people try to pass security often?
>>708865784
Let me check.
You are now.
>>708865884
Figured thats ATFs job.
>>708862759
How do you feel about the process to submit mileage and other receipts for reimbursement when you have to go "out of pocket?"
>>708865817
Yes we get ddos attacks daily.
>>708862759
HITLER
>>708865884
Once again we generally handle large cases and leave small things to state and local.
>>708865906
Only if they want to die suddenly.
>>708865784
I am. Ex-Navy, had top secret clearance. They told all of us when we joined the nuke program that the FBI would keep a file on each of us for the rest of our lives. (They need to make sure we don't try to sell technical information to North Korea or some other shithole).
>>708865884
Fucking hate california the gun laws are ass and the mag locks and bullet locks just make a reload for an active shooter like 2 seconds longer its literally stupid and worthless also you can buy 30 round mags but not use them
How big is the file on Chomsky?
>>708865967
Its really about accountability. Everything must be logged meticulously.
>>708866016
Stalin
>>708866083
Also, if you're a friend or family of someone who dealt with anything nuclear related, you're on it too.
>>708865977
Are you serious? Are people that fucking retarded do you find most of them or nah
>>708866083
Never heard of that one but not my dept
What has Obama done that has irked the F.B.I.?
>>708863381
Is this because operational changes = paperwork? Clearly Clinton is an OpSec nightmare if she's releasing top level NTK info on INTL TV. If so, I think that's kind of a lazy attitude for someone who swore an oath. I'm sure you have your personal reasons but is the current system really that great? Couldn't SOME funding be used more efficiently?
As a minor I got into a bunch of trouble at school on different occasions. Kicked out for marijuana possesion. Juvy for fighting. Is this info discoverable? Am I able to join the police or feds?
>>708866235
Most get caught. Google FBI and DDOS you will be surprised
>>708862759
Hey mate,
Are you set for Operation Anon?
>>708866320
Are you a felon?
>>708866309
Breathed?
>>708866227
Are they cross-referencing these lists? I'm probably on another list for posting anti-authoritarian shit on facebook and reddit, including links to wikileaks, ect. I'm thinking if there's a list for that, it's probably the NSA's job, though, not FBI.
>>708866320
Only if you have a record.
>>708866375
No, I have no charges against me. As a minor, there was a "true finding" of a misdemeanor. No conviction or anything
>>708863640
He's not NSA so he can't get FISA clearance to look at archives, bro.
>>708866372
Not my area.
How does the FBI feel they would handle a nationwide firearms ban/roundups?
>>708866539
Have you seem some really fucked up shit on the darknet and or had to take it down or inject it with malaware
>>708862759
Do state-level misdemenor offenses show up on a FBI/federal background check?
I bounced a check once, was prosecuted for a misdemeanor for it... Do I really have to say "Yes" on that "Have you ever committed a crime more serious than a traffic offense?" question when applying for a job?
Are the firearm/explosives/hitman sales on the darknet legit?
>>708866422
Not sure. Just know that when it comes to a top secret clearance, pretty much everyone that person associates with is a part of their file and such. I got double fucked since my gf has Top Secret as intelligence and uncle worked at the pentagon as part of missile and command or whatever deals with that shit.
>>708866451
Is world war 3 actually going to happen with russia and china and america
>>708866580
I believe that Americans have a right to bear arms. I'm sure you have heard the story why Japan never launched a land invasion after Pearl Harbor. Their general stated it would be a disaster because there would be a gun behind every blade of grass.
>>708862759
Does this post >>708864889 make you uncomfortable?
>>708866686
Fuck yes I know a site not op btw thats been certified for like 13 years havent bought anything but know people who have
>>708866580
House to house kicking in doors. If you don't comply we take it from your cold, dead hands.
>>708863946
That's usually the local cops, honestly. The FBI's agents and HRT (the FBI's SWAT) are well trained. For local departments, this often isn't the case, so you get botched raids, dead doggos, raids on the wrong house, etc.
>>708864077
That's how I know you're fake. Unless you are in the intelligence arm of the FBI (which you aren't because you said you are under the Asst. Director for counter terrorism, which is under the national security branch, not the intelligence branch), you are functionally different from the CIA. Non-intelligence branches of the FBI are focused on law enforcement, while the CIA as a whole is focused on intelligence gathering. You aren't rivals, you just both are agencies under the federal government. The FBI and CIA are rivals in the same way the FBI and FEMA are rivals: they're not.
>>708866809
Can confirm the drug sales are legit. Do you have any knowledge of what type of firearm your people were able to aqcuire?
>>708862759
Do you ever watch movies and thinks "Oh that is way off!" or "That actually is a pretty good representation."?
If so, what are some examples?
>>708862759
What is the best way to get a police agency to just shoot me in the head? I don't want to hurt anyone but i don't want to go on living as part of this shit show, and i would like to go to heaven when i die.
WHERE IS JULIAN
>>708864397
Or perhaps those who are blinded by hate only would accept charges being brought instead of, ya know, leaving it to the senior officials and lawyers to decide the legality of the matter.
>>708864599
No offense, but calling bullshit unless mildly vague (obviously not priveleged info) info is provided. Was it on or off of US soil and was it official work or 10-99?
Also, how do you feel about the general inherint lack of security with most wireless devices and the fact that you guys use a lot of them? Does it seem like a major OpSec issue to you?
>>708866734
>I'm sure you have heard the story why Japan never launched a land invasion after Pearl Harbor.
Do you think that's a big threat these days? Japan invading Oregon? Jesus, no wonder our government is so shitty...
>>708866619
Answer this op
>>708866901
I know on forums people use the market to buy weapons and drugs from it. They sell a few guns I know they sell a supressed barret 50 cal and a scar h rest of the shit is meh semi autos nothing really mind boggling
>>708863381
>assuming there's only two you can choose frmo
FBI confirmed for being the stupes.
>>708866978
Its really not that hard in the US.
>>708866867
I think OP is a poser, too (or just stupid as shit).
>>708867101
Anyone can put up an ad with a picture of a gun. I want to know if anyone follows through.
How about automatics, are they prevalent on the darknet?
The only firearm ads I've seen there are for shitty handguns
>>708867219
Thought that right away.
>>708865646
>becuase you can either choose a turd or a douche
and third party options don't exist at all.
>>708867198
>>708867247
The sites trusted dude, the prices change and you have to go throgh a long procesd to get them mailed
>>708867287
kek. Subtle, but funny.
>>708867351
Whats the process for a trusted site consist of?
>>708866083
Even if you're a grandchild of a navy engineer or some removed family like that?
>>708867247
Automatics? Not going to be rude but no shit dude they manafacture this shit in warehouses depending on the gun model it will or wont be automatic
>>708867423
Dont know because ive never bought shit but I know you get an email and follow the instructions
Why join?
How'd you get into counter terrorism?
Application process?
Mostly desk work?
Requirements to join?
>>708862759
Are you guys able to take home all CP that you find, for "analysis purposes"?
>>708862759
How did you get hired by them ?
How long have you been in the FBI ?
From your POV, do you regret having joined them because of [Lies to you, Not as fair as you thought, Asking you to alter your reports, Injustice on higher levels, "You'll just ignore that case ok ?"] or are you fully understanding all your assignations and instructions ?
Do the FBI fits all the "clichés" that we see in movies ? which are the most wrong ? which are the most true ?
>>708867198
comfirmed not a legit FBI agent. It actually is very hard, most cops will shoot to disable rather than kill, unless you have killed a cop or are a child rapist etc, which i am not willing to do.
>>708862759
What is the color of the parking permit sticker on your personal car's windshield? The one that the gate guard is looking for.
>>708867423
Also ask people on intel exchange forum if its legit best way to know anon
>>708867219
Well, I'm always skeptical, but that mistake is rookey. I'm not a fed or spook, but I know that even though the public thinks of the CIA and FBI as brothers (probably because of tv), they are actually very different and focus on two different goals.
>>708867451
I am curious about this. My grandfather was a career officer with the Army and went to school for nuclear engineering and helped develop nuclear stuff (energy and/or weapons) for the military. I remember hearing stories of his family visiting Europe and him not being able to enter certain countries because of Op Sec. I wouldn't imagine they have a file on me because of it, but I guess I'll find out when I go for a clearance with the military.
Btw fbi dude answered a few question and bailed prob cracking down a kik honeypot
>>708867781
I was under the impression if you need to shoot a person, you shoot to kill, otherwise you don't shoot.
Have I been bamboozled?
>>708864398
>1477121682489-1354982204.jpg
Show your badge faggot
>>708867904
I'm kinda fucked because my granddad was allegedly a high level nuclear sub engineer (I can neither confirm nor deny his holding of that position as he is still living) and another individual I know is very close friends with someone who is allegedly a CIA contractor/operative whom I cannot discuss any further than saying this individual my or may not be the kind of person who perches up in a tree somewhere and makes someone go bye-bye from a kilomiter or more away.
>>708868095
I cant find that shirt anywhere, im pretty sure he was legit
>>708868239
You reverse image search?
>>708868062
No, you are correct. Shoot the injure only exists in TV. If you don't want to kill the target, then you won't be shooting rounds at him, you'll be shooting beanbags or something. You are taught to shoot for center body mass, which is the heart/aorta. If you hit it, the person will be unconscious in 5 seconds and dead in 30 from blood loss.
>>708868239
Also
>>708868237
How would you be fucked? The person vetting you doesn't care about them (unless one of both is in some way a threat to national security). The only way that would hurt you is if you pressured one or both of them for classified information or you gained access to it through them in some other way. Otherwise, they couldn't care less.
OP here
Here's my badge
>>708867451
>>708867904
Usually after 20 or I think 25 years have passed since the person has finished their obligation, everyone is kind of sent aside. Reason being is that the government has up to x amount of years to keep files classified and held from public. Now, they can go back and re classify the documents or what have you again, but usually by this time, the information isn't accurate at all and will release the files thus making the service member a non factor to national security.
>>708868498
Nice try
>>708868237
and I hacked around a bit in high school and got the entire district very upset with me.....
ended up being the savior of that district's horrid security with their teacher portal. Shit was some basic HTML login page with cleartext auth
>>708868464
Allegedly, I'm a quite talented social engineer :-)
But, I wouldn't use that to get interesting info about anything because that would be wrong.
>>708868498
Do you still catch aliens?
>>708862759
Is multi-track drifting possible? Are the feds just covering it up?
>>708868239
Every federal agent I've encountered wont have issued clothing unless they are among other agencies and usually it's just a jacket or cap to differentiate. Unless it's their HRT or police units.
>>708866083
God damnit sailor that's treason, loose lips sink ships!
>>708868586
alleged service member may or may not still be a consultant; I ask again, how closely watched is a grandchild?
>>708862759
Fuck you, I want to talk to someone with some actual intelligence. Where's the NSA thread?
>>708862759
What's today's color?
>>708868880
Practice assuming the position
>>708868588
it clearly says mulder on the badge so I think it was a pretty obv joke.
>>708862759
How's scullys pussy
>>708868498
>OP here.
>Here's my badge
>>708868880
Depends on how removed the information is and if it's still considered protected information. If its information or what have you about a non useable equipment or an operation thats already been released, no big deal. Just like the Rosewell case. Those involved can talk about it because the AF released their files but they can't talk about area 51 because its still active and a top secret facility. If that makes any sense.
Seriously, how many pedos have you busted because of 4chan?
>>708869078
Shit boys, he's legit
>>708864398
Oh wow, the loser who got conned into working for the feds.
Should have done something better with your life than to pretend you guys do anything good for this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPcIiDfj8yc
>>708869008
you mean buy a new tracfone and reboot tails lol
>>708864674
That's because you don't know how.
>>708868239
>I cant find that shirt anywhere
ebay.com/itm/131868740592
>>708869313
Holy shit you looked for it that hard
>>708868498
i wanna believe.
1 week
>>708869122
Can you confirm the existence of a base in area plot "Sector 4" in Papoose Lake, Nevada?
Or the underground base in Dulce, New Mexico?
Either or both. Preferably both. Not asking for NOFORN info just asking for conformation of existence.
>>708862759
This is my only question for u ..fuck you
>>708862759
Stop saying "sir" or I'm going to start calling you peppermint patty.
>>708862759
Why do you guys always take away all the good cheese pizza? I mean you guys destroyed my favorite pizza vendor, playpen. What gives? It literally isn't hurting anyone, most of em even like it once they get use to it.
>>708865332
>falling for the RayBan meme
Buy something designer, you shill. I bet you're a kike too.
>>708869483
MK is RIP too, right in the shitter where it belongs.
>>708862759
Do you ever feel bad for harassing white men over the most petty stuff imaginable,
then letting subhuman black men walk off scot-free after they committed horrific crimes?
(then covering it up)
>>708862759
I'm pretty /x/ heavy....
Why am I honestly terrified of you guys...
Like... I don't go a waking day without feeling like you guys are gonna v& me for just being an /x/ fag, not because I'm a criminal or do illegal shit, but for simply existing...
I'm not sure you can help, but I would like some kind of response, arbitrary or not
Or even advice, like... should I be scared of the fbi taking me away for existing?
>>708869417
I can't because im not part of a federal agency or military unit. Just going off of what some of the policies are regarding classification and security clearances.
Do you like this web-site?
>>708869530
Different agency here, we get a choice FBI doesn't. I go for Versace mens' sunglasses, the ones with the three medusas on the sides.
>>708868976
No answer = FAKE OP
>>708869122
tl;dr if its been unclassified, no big deal but if its still classified, then they are still associated with whatever is involved due to clearances being life long commitments.
>>708869595
You're not OP my bad you're NAVY guy..
What do you think about Hillary's opsec blunder with nuke times (which honestly is already available if you look in the right places)
>>708862759
FBI wtf is up with child porn laws? It's my understanding that I really just shouldn't watch any porn at all because it could end up being child porn.
I only seek out 18+ porn, but it seems like even 18+ porn can be interpreted as child porn WTF
>>708869783
Nah I'm not Navy guy. Different guy. Even though it's not smart, nothing really big since there are several launch pads from what I've been told.
>>708869091
>thinks I'm joking
I work with one of the largest banks in the entire world. You think they hired me because I'm stupid? Not even close.
You're at the supermarket on your day off, picking up supplies for you and your friends' sleepover. Someone else reaches for a box of Totino's Pizza Rolls at the same time you do. You look up and realize it's Edward Snowden. What do you do?
>>708869647
How does it feel that you're just some suit and that the real guys doing shit are in the US military?
>>708869879
>>708869783
You two. Keep your heads down. You're a little too smart for 4chan. Expect a letter. We might want you.
3301
>>708870196
try again
>>708870295
Wouldn't mind that. Looked into it after I got out of the military.
>>708870273
How does it feel knowing I'm looking at you through the webcam on that piece of shit Lenovo, you faggot? BTW your VPN is cute and gigabit encryption is a thing for me.
>>708870296
Excuse me? Ha, it's funny because my company's assets are larger than that of the FBI's.
>>708870410
>Lenovo
Ha. Not even close.
>>708870508
-Signed faggot, CEO of the nerds
>>708870579
If I were CEO of the company, I'd buy this shithole and you'd have no place to find trap porn, kid.
>>708870348
We are not the FBI.
The Liber Primus is sacred.
The primes are sacred.
Observation changes the thing being observed.
True
False
Indeterminate
Meaningless
Self-Referential
Game Rule
Strange Loop
None of the Above
>>708870574
I know it's a custom build. Have a sense of humor.
How do you like the i7? I have Xeons in my machines.
>>708870711
>being this incorrect
Wow. I actually have a fucking Mac. It's not what I'm using currently though. Moron.
>>708870630
Do it then, #noballs
>>708870784
Are you dyslexic?
>>708870711
>>708870777
Kek wrecked
I just want to know of I'll get v& for being a /x/
;_;
>>708866867
A key part that was left out is that the CIA can't operate with in US borders without first setting up a joint task force with FBI over sight. Also actual clandestine operators do not make threads on 4 chan.
>>708870650
Shit, did I just sign up for a cult?
>>708870824
Ok Brodie.
>>708868237
God I hope that's not true, becuase if it is you just compromised an active asset as well as revealed at least restricted class information. Enjoy your shallow grave.
>>708870848
Seek the puzzle and solve it.
I gave you the encryption key. It is a sequence of numbers. Crack the code. We will know when you do, and you will be notified of our interest based on the time you take.
O71CaWzjsfeB9wuVCsrljQtJ3AwdK1nR/jS1BL3LH9gh/mojIPCkQ/QoHw9MPZ4cEA3Qn4oKmf59u+5PqY8mp6lx+3Jwj9Z3x2U5xc+JV+wIKUo9bsR88gdk/Er5Ur2OuX0f
>>708870926
Ha, I know that company he worked for.
>>708870892
Not even a good troll
Ooh ooh! I'm psychic too. Let me see...your name is...Anon?
>>708871011
A) /b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
B) I was so vague about things it's not like anyone could use the info. My computer is running on TAILS and I'm on public wifi and a private VPN.
C) OK, moulder.
I second the X-Files spew.
>>708865211
Way to blow your cover, dickweed
>>708871136
Did I guess right?
If so; ask yourself: Did he guess?
>>708871081
>doesn't even bother making it look like hex or base 64
>>708871291
You guessed wrong (obviously)
>>708862759
are you a fag?
>>708871295
>thinks hex and B64 are the only text obfusaction
>is cunt
>>708862759
can you traceback me, niggrofiicer?
>>708871326
damn, tbh just having fun. I figured I had a shot because Brodie is a pretty autistic name.
>>708871244
>>708864398
What does the front of the shirt have on it?
>>708871439
Your dad's a cop, so yes.
>>708871425
>obfusaction
Was that more encrypted code there, or did your fingers make a whoopsie?
>>708871609
good catch, obfuscation*
>>708871609
>>708871711
samefag is samefag.
>>708867165
>Believing a vote for anyone but Hillary isn't a vote for Trump.
>102016
Kind of late in the game for muh protest vote.
>>708871752
Amazingly not.
RED DAWN IS COMING RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE A SEXY CONSPIRACY TO DISTRACT US
>>708871836
>samefagging using phone and pc
>Trying to cover it up harder than hillary covering up her health details
>>708871081
Jesus, that book is all fucking cryptic.
Got any cheese pizza? :^] Come on, I know you got some in the evidence locker. Gimme gimme
>>708871938
>Not when you are Annunaki.
>>708862759
Ask a hacker anything FBI agent.
>>708871935
You got heart, kid. I've got half a mind to give you a beej for effort.
>>708872098
Femanon multi-device samefag?
Or just huge faggot?
>Probably huge faggot
Do you own the title to Nigger Cocks in My Ass, LLC?
>>708872098
Hahaha that was a funny post
>>708872098
Classic
>>708872098
Oh man you sure got him good, I bet your cock is super thick.
Tell us how you got your yellow brick.
If you were actually FBI you would have cleaned this board up some.
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>>708870777
Jeesis bud this guy is operational, the safest course of action for you now is to just burn your pc and run.
Thank heavens I pulled out my webcam with pliers.. after being told I should seek medical treatment by friend.... Redemption! fucking told him the "man" was watching;j
>>708872777
Checked :^)
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>>708872594
Samefag
>>708872654
Nigger, all of the "pedos" on 4chan are FBI agents running a perpetual sting
>>708872842
A Beautiful Mind
Why do you want world war 3?
What makes your populace so dumb as the actually belive they have any sort of freedom.?
Militarised police? Really wtf?
2 party aystem?
Chemtrails?
Nanoparticles?
Carsonogenic food?
Monsanto?
Seriously... Grow up...
>>708872917
How sad. They have nothing better to do than torment some neckbeards fapping to kids when there's actual dangerous scum out there.
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>>708871752
all one samefag in my book.
>>708872917
People say I'm a pedo because of shit I've said before online.
WHAT KIND OF MYSOGINIST JOINS THE FBI?
Don't you know that every year 200,000 women are raped worldwide by FBI agents?
>>708862759
Is there such a thing like the X-Files?
>>708873217
Job perk
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>>708870926
samefag
>>708873333
>checked
also stfu
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>>708873333
nice quads but I'll let you know there's only one samefag in the thread and you don't have all the pieces to the puzzle, shit-skinned chink kike nigger-boy
>go suck a Red dick
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>>708873333
lolno fgt
>>708862759
>>708873333
Almsot everyone in the thread.
OP do me n my fiance look skechy
>>708873989
Did you r63 yourself?
>>708874138
wats r63
heeres a pic of just me
dp i look ok
>>708862759
Can you tell if anyone here is harboring cp?
Why do you let a pedophile run off with the ironman project, siritootkit and a whole shitload of cognitive hacking equipment and install a detonator inside the heart of NATO general secretary jens stoltenberg? he could have raped all the children in the entire world with all that power
>>708872812
...>_< erk. Hi IntelOps, sup?
Mr. FBI we need you on this thread
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>>708871081
fucked up pgp signature?
>>708862759
dear FBI agent, why you dont go after real criminals instead of browsing porn and watching welfare neets insulting each other
also please assasinate trump
>>708876327
WHAT???
Trump will kill all niggers, jews,muslims and mexicans.
Are you insane we need him.
>>708866918
Not op, but I'm pretty sure everyone does that on media that portrays their job. Like when I watched EMT shows when I worked EMS
>>708867680
And v&
why am I not dead yet
>>708862759
why do the aliens keep taking me...i keep calling the fbi this has to be a huge threat to the country's security. i call you and you never send anyone!!
what should i do fbi guy..they keep taking me from my home..its crazy..when im in the shower, driving sleeping it doesnt matter. i smell rotting fruit then everything turns blueish yellow and i feel like im falling then im..there..they keep doing it...please listen fbi guy.
>>708877060
i never get to see anything. whatever takes me does something to my elbow...ive had it looked at and it seems like nothing is implanted but theres a scar on my elbow...
when they first took me years ago i was i a all white room. the walls seemed like flesh..white flesh..i remember feeling no pain but something being done to my elbow...i know they were doing something to my arm that caused my fingers to move.
im always brought to this area i cant really breathe at...when they come for me i feel heavy like i cant move then they bring me to the flesh room..
>>708878073
is anyone listening..?
omg i sound crazy..
>>708866372
yeah nice one retard i can crop a google image too
How do I know if my plates are microwave safe?
>>708880185
put them in the microwave for 10 seconds, then put a spoon in as well and microwave for 100 seconds. if the spoon does not change direction they are safe.
>>708862759
Why the hell Israel is the most secure place in the world and why no one ever defeated em at any war?
ARE ALIENS REAL MR FBI
