Floor it, florist
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Floor it, florist
Time to change it up! You know you want some!
>>708859602
Milk
>>708859736
milk is gross
>>708859769
I give it away for free if the sucking is good enough
>>708859815
grossly good
>>708859769
if you're the potato what does that me jeff and me?
>>708859736
Kangaroo milk gotcha. That's not my favorite flavor of milk, i prefer cow myself.
>>708860051
we're the potatoes that are used to mash him
>>708860051
Don't discriminate against milk
>>708859850
wew even better!
lather my pancakes in it
>>708859867
barf
>>708860051
>>708860137
exactly
Leuke snuit.
This conversation about potatoes and mayo is absolutely lewd and inappropriate
>>708860137
I wonder if he'lkl be a good mash after we done with WEM.
>>708860250
How'd did i do that? just because i have a prefernce of one type over another dosen't mean i'm discriminating it.
>>708860342
You going to be mashed so good it's going to drip from my masher!
Is the anon who wanted more gumball still there?
Freshly harvested man milk.
>>708860412
oh bb yeh
let me lick those drippings
>>708860342
see >>708860250
>>708860412
You have to love it all equally.
>>708860342
I'm gonna slather it all over your pancakes
>>708860384
we're just talking about food, nothing lewd here
>>708860412
I'm sure he would be, especially with both of us mashing him
>>708860480
hey nibi
>>708860555
hey trips
>>708860555
>Squeezing mayo out of potatoes=Jerking off Irishmen
L E W D
E
W
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>>708860526
make sure you get all the mash from your lips and face too.
>>708860536
No i have preferences.
>>708860555
Checked for maximum mashing action!
what have you got for rest of weekend?
>>708860536
its maximum overgrode level
>>708860555
dang i may actually need to make some pancakes tomorrow
>>708860674
how you doing?
>>708860710
you might have taken it that way, but I don't think I mentioned jerking off anywhere
>>708860837
I'm gonna play some dungeons and dragons with friends, and then hang out for sunday
>>708860855
remember to think of me when your pouring syrup on it
>>708860837
That makes milk sad.
>>708860855
?
>>708860480
<3
>>708860915
I just woke up, so it goes without saying I feel terrible.
>>708860915
It's always implied with gay furries
>>708860837
murrrr
>>708860915
and when i put them in me
>>708861006
its grody
>>708861006
Here, come get it straight from the tap.
>>708861022
do you normally feel terrible when waking up?
>>708861039
implied, but not explicit
>>708861095
oh, that's kinda lewd
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>>708861095
That's a nice butt, do you think he likes to grope his own butt from time to time?
>>708860915
Alright.
>>708861095
I gotta stop posting here and work out harder if i'm going to make it for my dinner thingy. Catch you tomorrow.
>>708861237
Lewd is your way of life
>>708861237
Yeah, typically.
>>708861478
what are you up to this weeken?
>>708861485
there's no other way to live
>>708861522
hope you feel better soon
>>708861237
EXTRA SYRUP
like a mug full
>>708861360
i think thats all he does in spare time
>>708861478
see ya tigger~
>>708861701
and all of it's goin up your butt?
>>708861649
Y-you too
>>708861701
He should get someone to massage his butt for him on his spare time. Is criminal to bogart such a high quality butt to oneself.
>>708861095
What is that
>>708861188
I thought you would never ask.
>>708861835
n-no!
>>708862059
but who will do it?
>>708862215
repulsive; disgusting; nauseating. 2. inferior in character or quality; seedy; sleazy: They lived for a month in a grody little shack without lights or running water.
>>708862587
you'll swallow some of it, but most of it is goin up there
>>708862634
do i use a fork?
>>708862708
no, I'll just stick it in for you and pump you full
>>708862787
get the funnel and screwdriver~
Going to work on Saturdays is irritating
>>708862890
no screwdriver, that could hurt somebody
>>708862895
hey para, where do you work that's so irritating?
>>708862215
Yum yum
>>708862587
YOU wem
You must do it, cup those buns with your kitty paws.
Bufftiger is just pissy because he's an idiotic and insufferable cunt. I don't talk about sucking dick or whatever meaningless drivel he occupies himself with, so he dislikes me for that.
>>708863001
popsicle sticks
>>708863020
its such an honor to cup them
>>708863281
that might be okay, but no stabbing
>>708863001
a call centre
>>708863281
>Squish
>>708863538
is it really busy this early?
>>708861095
>furries who don't know how guns work
Anyone else watch Westworld?
A far cry from the movie, I enjoy it so far.
>>708863709
It fires the whole bullet! That's 95% more bullet!
>>708863933
FIRES THE ENTIRE SHELL
60% MORE BULLET PER BULLET%
>>708863726
I love how philosophical it's getting. It's discussing Existentialism and evolution in a gripping story. Also Ed Harris is a straight up fucking gangster.
>>708863478
no its just to shove the pancake in
its bed time. beybeybebye~
>>708863614
i will dream of booty squishing. goodnight nibi dude
>>708864325
nite nite kity
>>708862587
Just a hater. A hater of milk.
That's why your bones aren't strong.
>>708863020
Re add me on steam? For hugs
>>708863709
that's the muzzle-break at the end of the barrel, which are glowing from sustained fire. it's not the round and a contrail-thing.
>>708864529
That's not a gif you liar!
I'm gonna go. night homos
>>708864421
>implying the gas system wouldn't fail first
>implying the end of the barrel is going to get hotter than the chamber, which is where the primer and powder go off
Stop
>>708864670
i didn't say it was an accurate representation of how a gun would look after sustained fire; i was correcting the impression people seemed to have that it was firing a whole round, casing and all, which is really a more glaring firearms-knowledge fail than showing the muzzle-break glowing.
>>708864852
If you're thinking of >>708864167, it was a fucking joke, but you retards in these threads generally don't even point out to what you're replying to so I can see the confusion
Obviously a fucking joke I was making, hence the all caps.
>>708864325
Leave no booty unsquished.
>>708864670
Wait, are you saying that a firearm's barrel wouldn't begin to glow from sustained fire because the weapon would fail before it reaches that point?
>>708865035
ah, i see now.
>>708865162
Correct. Other components of the fire-arm would fail before the barrel could even near that kind of heat.
>>708865162
No, I'm saying that the end of the barrel wouldn't glow before the fucking rest of it does, the entire thing is the same material, and if anything, the chamber would glow first -before- the end of the barrel
And depending on the firearm, if it isn't a fucking general purpose machine gun, yes, the gas system will generally fail before the barrel is that orange. Fuck off, you casual.
>>708865319
well, aren't we a pompous little gun-nut cat?
>>708865576
>What is metallurgy and heat dispersion
>>708865576
>>708865667
con'td
Sorry, drinking
https://youtu.be/S8SdWEQg6cE
>>708865319
What if its a LAZER gun?
>>708865667
if you're going to keep posting cats, make them more like this
Noooo! I fucking missed out on Katten again ;~;
>>708865789
The vidya-game red shotgun shell visual says otherwise.
>>708865855
Just one more, I love grafix cat
>>708865889
Rekt, casul.
>>708865891
But wut if thos are little red laz0r cartridges and not shotgun shells?
Might be the only cat I have
Sorry
>>708866072
Lasers don't need a barrel like that
/shrug
>>708865290
But there are modern firearms that are able to sustain fire long enough for the barrel to start glowing. If I am not mistaken the Thompson submachine gun was able to sustain fire for long enough periods of time that the barrel would begin to glow. Also, most belt fed machine guns are able to sustain fire for long enough that you can film, slow down, and watch the slug's traveling down the barrel.
>>708865319
See above. also, you're assuming it isn't a belt fed machine gun because of the drum I presume. And also what about the RPK?
>>708866224
a u t i s m
>>708866162
How many Laser guns have you fired, buck-O?
>>708866072
All three of them, fuck time differences man. Well, back to bed for me again
Guys, your autism is showing
>>708866299
If it fired a laser it'd have a far more advanced system for 'cartridge' or 'energy' system, not a drum magazine.
It's just a furry artist who doesn't know fuck-all about guns.
>>708865319
The RPK being a machine gun that isn't belt fed, and which is able to sustain fire for extended periods of time.
>>708866281
le ebin meemay
Laser guns aren't real.
>>708866407
>I had to do research because I was proven to be a retard
>>708866465
It's not really research, my step father is a gun enthusiast so I learned all about firearms from him.
>>708866406
If I designed a lazer gun I would have it fed lazer cartridge that could shoot 100 lazers per cartridge.
Stop trying to diss my lazor gun system REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>708859624
>>708859624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmIBaS-fCWI&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
>>708866463
But videogames and movies have lazor guns.
>>708866661
As much as I enjoy you moving the goalposts,
>furry art design obviously based off of saiga / vepr 12
>based off of AK
>not belt fed, cool, yeah, gas system
The gas system will still fail before the barrel becomes red hot. Just stop. Learn fucking metallurgy before you open your dumb fucking mouth.
>>708866729
I like this deer.
>>708866463
Your're not real
>>708866777
dubs and trips.
Nibi so strong.
>>708867194
I know.
>>708867508
>>708867566
Magical
>>708866777
>>708867566
EAT ASSHOLE
DELICIOUS
ASSHOLE
>>708867508
Thx bby
>>708866891
The RPK doesn't fail and can average about 600 rounds in minute.
>>708867925
RPM =/ = rounds shot in an actual minute
Thanks for proving how retarded you are
Bye hippie
>>708867835
t...thanks
>>708868146
Hoping for something more?
>>708868255
peppermint is awful
If he had a spearmint candy cane I'd eat that ass every day of the week
>>708868360
Very interesting way to but it but okay
>>708868337
You got it anyway
>>708868443
Ass is my jam
So
Eating ass is my jam
>>708868597
its a very intimate act that in real life takes much consideration
>>708868026
No, it means that is how many it's capable of firing in a minute under absolutely optimal circumstances. Heat and exhaustion of ammunition reduces the actual rate of fire significantly, but the RPK was specifically designed to overcome the heating factor to allow not only greater accuracy in sustained fire, but to avoid a weapon failure as well. Like, I'm just saying, you're making assumptions.
There, work is done.
>>708868537
Makes me happy to get anything
>>708868920
new thread
>>708868646
I can agree with this. Love the taste. Love the warmth. Intimacy is better than lust, even if the latter helps.
>>708868794
I'm literally not going to allow you to move the goalposts this much for the sake of creating new argument. Enjoy not being responded to after this post.
