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>>708849927
legg deg for helvete det er snart morgen.
>>708850150
Da sover jeg jo gjennom hele dagen da
>>708849927
is your name rudy?
>>708850272
nja.. stemmer det.
>>708849927
Who is the current Jarl of Norwegia?
>>708850292
Nope, sorry
>>708850566
I suppose you could call Erna Solberg the "Jarl"
>>708849927
Is it true that you can't kill in self defense?
are there any hot women in norway that dont wear ninja scarfs?
>>708850843
I looked her up, Hillary is way cuter
>>708850902
As far as I know, you can. Wouldn't really surprise me if it is true though...
>>708851121
Yeah, Erna isn't really a stunner
>>708849927
What is the quickest way to learn Norwegian?
>inb4 move to Norway
>>708851227
The way I learned English was through listening to audio books. So I would say that you should learn the language like a chiild does, and not focus too much on the grammar. Learn to speak the language before you learn to write
>>708851028
Care to explain what you mean by "ninja scarf"?
>>708851028
muslims
>>708851227
>>708851382
Forgot to add that you should get a grasp around the most basic parts of the language before this
>>708849927
How does it feel to be a rich fuck.
jk, Hello Brøther.
>>708851851
I'm not complaining at least
Hellø brøther. Høws it gøing
>>708851028
imo, not many hot girls
>>708852408
I presonally think that the average attractiveness of women in Scandinavian countries, are way higher than let's say USA
>>708852121
nøthing much. just eatings my oil with some healthy brunost
>>708852685
i sincerly dont believe any of that to be true ;)
>>708849927
Høw øften dø yøu succumb tø Sweden envy?
>>708852824
Aaah, the best way to start any day of th week!
>>708852685
I agree, women here in Norway are fucking gorgeous. 90 percent of the girls in my class are atleast a 8/10, which is fucking amazing.
>>708852920
wtf sweeden is ønly good for one thing, Cheap shit.
>>708852920
Why would we be envious of their lower valued currency and masses of unintegrated immigrants?
>>708853156
Well said, mate
>>708853055
I know, right? I'm currently being friends with benefits with two as we speak
>>708853347
post pics
>>708853347
well played brøther.
>>708853055
Side note : girls still wear skirts and tops now, atleast in my town. even though it's about 2-5 degrees C
>>708853488
Sørry, døn't have any pics sadly
>>708853500
Thanks mate, it's pretty sweet. One of them is really kinky, and loves it when I dominate her and hurt her
>>708853671
or not really skirts. Shorts and other short pants :P
what's a good norwegian dish a stupid american like me might enjoy?
>>708853671
Really? Where do you live? Where I live, everyone is wearing jackes and scarfs already
>>708853751
Lutefisk, Kappa.
Norwegians can relate
not rly
>>708853751
Kjøttkaker (meatcakes, are basically big meatballs), brown sauce and potatoes. Really simple, and fit for every lazy person
How many times a day do you say "Uff da" ?
>>708853810
Ringsaker
>>708853810
Where do you live?
>>708853934
sweeet. this looks promising. thanks man
>>708853974
Not a lot actually, I've been thoroughly anglified so I say "shit" instead.
My favourite swearing phrase is: svarte fitte faen, btw. Which means "black cunt/pussy fuck
>>708853974
We mostly say it as a comforting word when someone falls and hit themselves, or when someone tells us a sad story
>>708854145
Currently studying in Oslo
>>708854050
Wouldn't it be really cold there this time a year?
>>708854152
You're welcome, brøther
>>708854290
This
>>708854400
I guess they don't give a fuck. neither do i really. i still wear Shorts and a t-shirt. Hoodie when it gets below 0.
but i Love the cold. soo....
>>708854270
Good to know, 2nd generation Norwegian Amerifat here, now I can swear properly in Norwegian.
>>708854596
You're very welcome
>>708849927
how often do you consider suicide?
>>708854596
the most common swear words are
Faen : Fuck
Dra til helvete : Fuck off / Go to hell
Faen ta deg : Fuck you
imo
>>708854536
I'm always impressed by people like you. I have to wear a jacket when the temprature falls down to 10 degrees or lower
>>708854785
Yeah, they're nice and easy. Not too colourful though
>>708853055
are you not native?
>>708854763
Not too often. I often think about how meaningless life is though, so sometimes I think about how it would be easier to just end it. Won't happen though, because of survival instincts
>>708854795
do you wear like Superunderwear and shit. like i don't fucking know what they're called in English. a second pair of pants under your pants, to keep you warm?
>>708855022
long johns?
>>708855022
Yes sir, that's always a must during winter for me
>>708855022
>Superunderwear
>>708849927
Sov, sov nå lille gutt. Morgendagen gryr
>>708855100
guys, is it true that you dont need to go to school if it snows, in america?
>>708854969
No clue if he is or not, but I am native and agree with it to some extent. I'd say 50-70% of young norwegian women are over average looking
>>708855022
Tror bare det kalles "long underwear"
>>708855160
Men mamma! Jeg vil ikke!
How do you keep your balls from getting sore in the cold
>>708855313
ok just checking
>>708855327
pants
>>708855174
Don't know why you ask me, OP, about that. From what I've seen from the USA in the news when it comes to this, seems to point towards that
but honestly guys, does school get cancelled if it snows in america? like is that a thing?
Har i samme dialektproblemer som i Sverige/Danmark?
Er nord-norsk som nord-svensk... Svært uforståeligt?
>>708855453
tagged your post accidentally and forgot to remove it.
>>708855174
yes it is
2 years ago we had 2 snow days and im in college
>>708855327
You don't really feel cold there, mostly just your thighs if you aren't properly dressed for the weather
>>708855565
feelsbadman. it gets like several meters of snow, and we still have to go to school.
>>708855022
Termoundertøj?
>>708855528
Er større dialekt vasriasjon i Norge enn i Sverige og Danmark, så er det samme problemet her ja
>>708855528
Det finnes dialekter som folk ikke forstår her. Men generelt forstår alle hverandre uten store problemer
>>708855624
Superundertøy
>>708852685
but come on, that's so easy to achieve, you pretty much described 50% of the world
>>708855576
I am Asian so not really used to very cold weather but when i was in Norway and properly dressed i think due to fraction my balls were so itchy or burning
>>708855576
gøod quålity underwear
>>708855802
Yeah, but I find that Scandinavia is in the top percentages of those 50%
>>708855967
scandinavia is definetly top 50%.
>>708855814
You must've had a bad pair of underwear if you ended up with that tbh
>>708851227
I'm guessing Polak or other eastern euro trash. If so fuck off.
>>708855528
Ja, Norge har enda større variasjoner i dialekter enn Sverige/Danmark.
Ingen i Danmark/Sverige som forstår min dialekt, så må alltid ty til engelsk eller oslo-dialekt
Have you ever walked St. Olaf's Way or known anyone who has?
>>708852848
>US woman.
>>708849927
How do Norwegians feel about being called ice niggers?
>>708856141
Langeland (Sydfyn) har en langelandsk-dansk ordbog i 3 bind a 290 sider...
Are you from Norway? What can I ask you?
>>708849927
talk with a Finn? you're a nord asshole
>>708854997
>>708849927
i live in the u.s. and hate this country i live in. what do most norwegians think about u.s. tourists/ immigrants?
>>708856329
how do you feel about being told to fuck off?
>>708855814
>i think due to fraction my balls were so itchy or burning
>fraction
This does not make sense, yellowface. KEK
>>708856452
Looks legit. Blonde piger.
>>708856562
if you cant tell what he meant you should kill yourself kek
>>708856329
Is that a thing? Top kek
>>708856338
That is pretty cool to be honest
>>708856627
It's a thing if 4chan makes it a thing.
>>708855457
yes, but it really fucks up school schedule
>>708856329
>ice niggers
Actually some of the purest of whites on the planet.
>>708856362
Yes, I'm from Norway, and you're free to ask whatever you want
>>708856376
Slav cunt.
>>708856452
I want them all.
>>708856450
Most people love USA, and many want to move there. Don't know why though. So you would be welcomed by everyone almost
oh well, goodnight guys. pleasure talking with you brøthers. allahu akbork.
btw, the reason why scandinavian women are gorgeous is because the vikings only raped and abducted the most beautiful women. selective breeding in action ;)
>>708856914
They're actually not slavs
>>708856625
hows about you grow a sense of humor, you derpy dipshit.
>>708856783
And we don't. Eat shit newfag.
>>708856783
Sounds lovely
>>708855528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62Xgnx0oy-Q
>>708857111
you, sir, are an ice nigger
>>708857030
Wrong. They are more slav than Scandinavian. And that is why Finland is NOT part of Scandinavia. Learn2geography.
>>708856978
i have heard mixed stories about how Norwegians are highly against immigrants and Americans and treat them with distaste, then i hear the customs you have about hospitality and how you treat friends and family, it truly sounds like a wonderful place. i wish i didn't have to live in this abomination of a country.
>>708857111
nice trips, tho
>>708857042
your post wasnt funny at all KEK
>>708857272
im black you fag
>>708857272
And you, dipshit, is what we here refer to as a newfag.
>>708857281
I know you're trolling, but finns are finno-ugric, not even remotely slavic.
>>708857281
I know that they're not Scandinavian... I just told you taht they're not slavs either. They're related to the Sami people
>>708857311
i don't like them at all. goddamn
>>708857311
Well, as long as you integrate and work if you get here, you're welcome
>>708857349
You must be the belle of the ball.
>>708857436
>>708857443
Ikr. They are actually mongoloids. KEK
>>708855022
långkalsonger
>>708857656
that does not make sense flatface
KEK
>>708854795
Here in San DIego California, we wear jackets when it's 60-70
>>708857369
That would make you a snow-nigger, what derpy anon probably was referring to in the first place. No such thing as ice-nigger.
>>708857914
Use a real temperature scale please
>>708857807
I bet most thing don't make sense to you, being mongoloid and all.
>>708849927
tell us some norwegian slang and the translation plx
>>708857281
Iceland, norway, sweden, Denmark & Finland Are usually mentioned as scandinavian countries. No idea why iceland is on that list.
>>708858281
>No idea why iceland is on that list.
no idea at all....(facepalm)
>>708858163
I don't speak much Norwegian slang, most of the slang used that isn't used by immigrants etc (kebab-norsk - kebab-norwegian) is simply just english words and phrases
Your opinion on the Danes?
>>708858314
nice samefagging you dumb piece of shit
>inb4 inspect element screenshot
How much longer before Norway reaches Swedish levels of cuckoldry?
>>708858281
It's because no one knows what Scandinavia is. Those countries are actually the Nordic countries. Scandinavia is just Norway, Sweden and Denmark
>>708858281
Finland, no. Learn2geograpy, dumbdumb. Finns have some delusion they call fennoscandia, which is bullshit.
>>708858357
They're okay, don't have a real opinion on the people nor their politicians/policies
>>708858404
You dumb. Kys. Erase those genes.
>>708858281
Scandinavia: Norway, Sweden, Denmark
Nordic countries: Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Iceland, Finland, Faroese islands, Greenland, Åland
>>708849927
I'm moving from Seattle to Norway in about a year! My girl is from there. I'm just like fuck this place dawg. I don't wanna talk to strangers and I just wanna sit around inside looking at the snow. How is the wifi?
>>708858414
Thanks to the Blue government we have now, we apparently have some of the strictest immigartion laws in Europe at the moment. Sadly though, as soon as the Labour party gets into governement again, they'll work towards us becoming as bad as Sweden. So I'd give it 10-20 years
>>708858414
Never. Not suicidal.
>>708858587
awh getting frustrated that no one likes your "totally funny jokes" and you have to reply to yourself?
>>708858715
It's pretty good
Hva du snakker?
>>708858715
Where in Norway are you moving to?
>>708858736
Wow, they're as bad as Germany
>>708858831
That frustration being mostly sexual, but also around being a total spaz mongoloid, is all your my little mongoloid friendo.
>>708858898
Jeg ikke snakke som innvadrer
Jeg snakker nesten Oslo dialekt, men ikke helt, for er fra Buskerud opprinnelig
>>708858979
They are actually much worse.
>>708859113
>Nigger.
>>708859113
Nope, sorry. OP ain't no nignog. Er faktisk innfødt nordmann
>>708859248
>>708859387
>Når du feiler miserabelt og klikker på feil
>>708858906
If I had to guess. I think her family is in Oslo but on the south eastern side. MAYBE Drammen area? Not totally sure yet.
>>708859475
Aha, maybe in Østfold county?
>>708859462
>Når du feiler miserabelt og klikker på feil
>jepp
>>708859475
>doesnt even know where she's from
sounds like a promising and lasting relationship my man
>>708859475
>I think her family is in Oslo but on the south eastern side
>MAYBE Drammen area?
Say what?
is everyone in town related?
>>708859880
Not if you live outside of small villages in the many valleys here
>>708859880
is everyone in the world related?
we are all african anon
>>708859700
Ya know. When you talk about it fairly often and her and her mom talk about all the different places that I can pronounce...it just doesn't stick. Same with birthdays. I know it's Oslo. Been together 4 years. She probably doesn't know the neighborhood in San Diego that I'm from. She fucking better though
>>708860067
ya i was just playin my man
is she hot?
>>708859840
Ya I don't know. I'll be there. I'll get lost but that's okay.
>>708860055
>we are all african
Not really. Our genes are somewhat different. Read more.
>>708860291
Oslo - capital.
Drammen - other town.
Why not just ask your gfwhere she's from?
>>708860537
>Actually having conversations with your significant other
hahah good joke anon
>>708860433
Well, he's got a point though. Our DNA shows us that everyone outside of Africa are decended from a group of about 200 individuals that left the continent
>>708860588
KEK.
>>708849927
What do you think of us Germans?
>>708860182
Ya, not blonde. I wanna see that. I'm always like ya you wont fucking do it pussy.She's Norwegian and liiiiiike Romanian.After he dipped, her mom was all over the place slutting it up world wide. She met, her now step dad getting wasted in France like 20 years ago with her friends. He was working at the Boeing there sitting on his ass and smoking cigars. Hence how she got here. This was all when she was six so she has no accent which is bullshit.
>>708860766
dude wtf is up with your typing goddamn
>>708849927
Do you listen to metal? If so what band is your favorite?
>>708860629
>The Colosseum.
>Mud hut.
>>708860719
Your politicians are batshit crazy, but the people are mostly okay
>>708860874
it's not greentexted and probably should have thrown in a few more comas or just made it one run on.
>>708860766
>She's Norwegian and liiiiiike Romanian
(hissing noises)
>>708860920
Yeah, but that has more to do with resources like domisitcated animals and easy spread of technology
>>708860719
I like Hitler. He was a cool guy.
>>708860890
Nope, sorry. It just sounds like horrible noise that hurts your ears
>>708860920
ya but dude we came from africa why u mad tho
>>708861137
what do you listen to then?
that horrible house music?
>>708861082
fuckiiiin
>>708861240
No, I'm a history nerd, so I tend to listen to medieval/ancient music, and music inspired by this. Also music from the 50's and 60's
>>708861085
>resources
>domesticated animals
>easy spread of technology
Nope. Wrong. Try again.
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country
>>708861429
oh well thats much better
pretty cool dude
is this pic related well knowed/famous in Norway? how much?
>>708861500
Thanks mate
>>708861616
Yep. Varg is a coward fag tho. Hides down in France. If not, most oldschool BM people would kill him for snitching on everyone.
>>708861616
No idea. Don't pay attention to Norwegian culture and media, since our celebrities are sooo bad. The man that is viewed as the king of comedy in Norway peed himself on stage as a skit...
>>708851518
That's a great fucking question that i would also like to know, anybody?
>>708861824
Who is he?
>>708861944
Black metal homo from the town of Bergen.
>>708862030
Ah, fun stuff
>>708861616
Yeah, he's still pretty well known. I don't think many < 25 year olds would recognize him though
>>708851518
I had a exchange student from Switzerland, she always had a scarf around her neck and never knew why
>>708862331
maybe she was a cowboy?
or maybe it was holding her head onto her body and if she took it off her head would fall off and she would die
>>708862331
Care to share a picture of the kind of scarf you're thinking of?
>>708862399
Like this I mean I get if in winter but even if it was 100 she always had it on except in sports I was so fucking confused
>>708862030
+ killed another BM personae and burned some churches. Looks somewhat like a retarded wizard nowadays.
>>708862670
I agree, that is really weird. Here they only wear it when it's cold/shilly
>>708861944
Varg Vikernes.
burned down churches and killed a psycho.
made some black metal songs too, just search for Burzum
>>708862670
maybe she had autism?
>>708862818
looks like my jew friends dad
>>708862906
KEK
>>708862246
what people say about him? I mean, just the normal media shit like >a killer, satanic and shit
or people real know about him?
>>708862868
Said it never bothered her. Probably a tattoo underneath from a cult or rise of some next hitler shit
>>708863061
He's old news. People mostly don't care.
>>708863324
lol yeah thats def a possibility
or maybe she had tried to hang herself before
>>708863061
Some people think he's cool, but in my opinion he's a bigoted racist with pretty ancient views on how society should be. I'd bet he'd fit right in with the eugenics bunch in the beginning of the 1900s.
Apart from the killing, burning and general crazyness, which he has sort of grown out of.
>>708863542
Or her pussy was on her neck, then you can really say you throat fucked her
>>708863834
that would be nice
>>708863542
Couldn't say I really made fun of it she was sweet and a solid 10 body and face
>>708864102
damnnnn
so op
how do you feel about yourself and being norwegian?
are you tall and blonde?
what is your quality of life?
>>708864159
Innocent as the Virgin Mary and as beautiful as Aphrodities. imo
>>708864629
fuck dude goddamnit fucking m'idwest america wtf i hate it here
Whyre your women such flirty sluts?
>>708864818
Same that's why I'm moving to Germany for engineering after college
>>708865054
been dreaming about doing this for 2 years now
>>708849927
Sug min kuk norrbagge
