What happened to the other secrets thread? It randomly 404'd.
New secrets thread anons.
>>708845660
I'm bi
>>708846243
Me too, wanna fuck?
>>708846360
I'm F if that matters (which probably doesn't... since bi)
>>708846469
lol all 'women' are bi
>>708846469
I'm a dude, whatever works hon
>>708845660
I stole a video of my sister masturbating from her phone. I cum buckets every time I watch it.
i'm not bi, but i say i'm bi so that people will like me more.
>>708846746
Not true, but definitely a lot more bi women than men
>>708846848
Cool
>>708845660
Guys ...
I once stole a shiny hitmonlee from my buddy when were like 12... he still dose not know.
I drink myself to sleep every night after my wife goes to bed. She hasn't found out yet. It's been three years.
i raped a 16 year old mexican boy and came in his ass
i also raped my current girlfriend
i love to smoke tons of weed
>>708847260
i also enjoy this
my cars finger tried to mom me in the back of my friend
My girlfriend wanted me to fuck her little sister
Obviously I didn't, but her idea is probably the only secret I keep. It's not even my secret. Still a secret though.
>>708845660
I am a semi-high ranking Free Mason and I am terrified to leave. No I will not answer any questions about Free Masons.
I was born in West Philadelphia. That's where I was raised too. It was a little boring so in the playground is where I spent most of my days. Mostly chillin and relaxin and sometimes playing some ball outside of the school. One time a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I decided to teach them a lesson but I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. Bitch yelled at me saying I was moving with my aunt and uncle to bel aire. Fuck!
>>708847465
high ranking homo
i work at a very well known restaurant and regularly cum in the food i serve people
I shit my pants a few months ago, i only told my wife. I left a shit stain on my bosses couch in the office, and he is pissed and is on a witch hunt to find who did it
>>708847454
Are you the anon from the incest threads who just recently caught up with them? Your story was really cute and I'm happy it worked out for you.
>>708847353
>my cars finger tried to mom me in the back of my friend
What
>>708847790
Nope, I rarely go into incest threads. I want to know the story you're talking about though lol
trying to convince wife for threesome
>>708847941
FFM or MMF?
I lick to stick my dick in various foods before my girlfriend sucks me. So far she hasnt said anything
>>708847990
your gf must be a fatty
>>708848107
Shes a svelte 245kg
>>708846912
gonna need some proof on this one...for science of course
>>708847971
MMM with bitch sitting in corner minding her own business.
>>708847941
>>708847971
FFM her best friend
My gf and I have been together for 24 months. Its been 14 months and 6 days, since we had sex. (I remember the date).
Everytime I wank, its to the memories of my ex gfs. Never my gf.
I can't leave her, as everything Else clicks... Except the sex. Pisses me off, but she "does'nt like it". FACK!
>>708848250
do you think she'll go with it?
>>708847454
How old is her sister?
>>708848319
Do you at least nut in her used panties?
>>708848368
She's 10
Gf and I are both 26
>>708848523
Does'nt turn me on.
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708848335
every time I bring it up she's a bit iffy
don't know what else to try might just fuck her friend... do some real dirty shit with her friend
>>708847933
I know there is a screencap of the story, but I didn't save it, I dont want to get caught with those stories.
Basically, he dated this girl, and his girlfriends sister would always watch them have sex. He would point it out to her, and everytime they had sex or would talk on the phone he would mention his sister. Eventually she started eating out her sister, she wanted the bf to join in, but he was already fooling around with her behind his gf's back and they broke up. He met the younger sis just a week or two ago (it's been years since they broke up), they made up and they all live together now. Sorry for the bad recap, I cant recall the entire story but I was just happy that anon reconciled with his ex and is living happily now.
>>708848633
>Does'nt
Irrationally angry
>>708847139
burn in hell you sick fuck
>>708848726
I didn't hear about it must have not happened u dick
>>708847609
>>708848944
That's a very East End thing to say.
>>708848726
The white chapel murders happened back in 1888 - 1891, so unless you're well over 100 years old you didn't do shit faggot.
>>708848828
shut up i'll rape your mom too
>>708847454
Why did she want you to fuck her sister? Full story please
>>708847933
>>708848778
Pretty sure this is the story that non is referring to.
(1/2)
>>708847605
That looks like a huge benis
>>708849413
(2/2)
>>708848726
Pics?
I took "Pro"-pictures of my ex gf some years ago, while she was an ex still. I still remember the positions I placed her in, and wank to that often.
The special part is, that everytime I'm about to cum, I imagine myself pulling out a huge knife and slit her throat. While bleeding and gagging, i rape her dying Body, blood everywhere.
>Dafug is wrong with me :-S
>>708848319
Does she not like it? Or does she not like it with you? Make a fake Facebook a out and pretend to be someone else.
at my old apartment, i used to sneak outside, through an alley, and stand in the shadows of a busy street corner and jack off, i would try to not get caught but also wanted people to see me. one night, a lady all alone was walking by, saw me, literally walked right up to me, and i just kept jacking off in front of her as she started walking really fast away, anyway i blew my fucking load and she started running. this was next to an elementary school
>>708849413
>>708849452
Yep that's the one. thank you!
>>708848319
How come she doesn't want to have sex??
>>708849774
Think she got raped by an ex some 15 years ago. (Shes 42, i'm 32).
We had sex 3 times a Day the first 4 months... She used to squirt once in a while, and Shake uncontrollably, so doubt its me.
Could be, but she often leaves her fb open when going to work. Nothing there.
>>708849378
Because she's just a kinky ass girl. She said the idea of it turned her on and that she could get her to do it.
>>708849621
Edgelord detected
In love with my wifes sister
i used to choke, beat, slap, and drown one of my ex gfs while we fucked. she loved it.
>>708846243
>>708846469
I'm a bi M, you can fuck my ass while I fuck her.
>>708850768
Was she into it or where you? Kind of interested to try this with my wife
>>708850768
How do you drown her?
>>708848726
That was you?
Good work.
Have you done anything since then, or are you retired?
>>708850877
she got me into it
>>708850940
i would fuck her doggy style and hold her head in the toilet
>>708851040
Did you just hop on the bandwagon or did she have to talk you into it?
>>708850341
What conversation were you having when she said this?
>>708851188
i was just fucking her one day and she asked me to choke her while we were fucking
so i started choking her every time we fucked to the point she would pass out, i would cum on her face, and when she came to i would slap her and tell her to eat the cum off her slutty face
then one day she wanted me to drown her, so i fucked her in the ass until she bled and held her head in the toilet
it was full of piss from me and my friends the first time
>>708847454
>>708851226
Hopefully not during sex :D
>>708851416
Each day I feel like I'm getting closer to just ending it all. I'm pretty young and every day I live with so much hate and regret towards myself, and my decisions. I feel like I'm trapped and it's my only way out
>>708851771
> Edge lord
I tip my fedora to you
>>708847129
How old are you anon?
>>708851226
She brought it up during sex. She does a lot of dirty talk. "Have you ever thought about how fucking ___ must be like?". I asked her what she mean't and she started saying on how seeing me fuck her little sister turns her on like nothing else
Had regular casual sex with cousin ever since i was 15 she was 14. Back then we didnt have access to condoms and therefore i always pulled out and came on her stomach or back or outside her cunt.
The day after her 16th birthday, we had sex as usual. But this time she requested for a creampie. She wanted me to cum in her just once so that she could feel what it trully was like to have sex. Ever since tha day whenever we fucked i always unloaded my sperm into her tight cunt, with hot semen dripping out of her young pussy after every fucking session. Two months later and we found out she has missed her period and became pregnant. She went for an abortion and none of our parents knew about it (the abortion and regular sex) they probably would discourage us anyways.
But by then we were too used to having me bust a nut in her that we still continued either ways.
Stopped having sex with her once she got pregnant the second time.
i would like to suck off and get fucked by two dogs at the same time and just get coated with their cum, inside and out
>>708851965
Nah man, I'm Just a shitty person.
>>708852216
Did she have an abortion the first time?
i came in this girls mouth and she kissed her husband (pictured) literally 3 minutes later
>>708852399
He just looks like a cuck
>>708851771
What you need is to slip into a gleeflly psychotic nihilism.
The suicidal you're having is actually a superpower, but only if you take it to its logical extreme: nothing matters anymore, you can do anything.
Do the right thing and worship Satan for the lulz while trolling the world as hard as possible while fulfilling all of your most twisted desires.
Going airsofting with a guy i had a crush on for 2 years today, still won't tell, as he doesn't like me back in a relationship way
>>708852399
would facefuck that bitch 10/10
>>708852399
I'm telling my buddy Dustin on you
>>708852377
Yeah we had to, couldnt let our parents find out that we were having sex.
>>708851771
>>708852540
This miight be tl;dr, but read it anyways. Applies to your situation.
>“However, society is only composed of weak persons and strong; well, if the pact must perforce displease both weak and strong, there is great cause to suppose it will fail to suit society, and the previously existing state of warfare must appear infinitely preferable, since it permitted everyone the free exercise of his strength and his industry, whereof he would discover himself deprived by a society's unjust pact which takes too much from the one and never accords enough to the other; hence, the truly intelligent person is he who, indifferent to the risk of renewing the state of war that reigned prior to the contract, lashes out in irrevocable violation of that contract, violates it as much and often as he is able, full certain that what he will gain from these ruptures will always be more important than what he will lose if he happens to be a member of the weaker class; for such he was when he respected the treaty; by breaking it he may become one of the stronger; and if the laws return him to the class whence he wished to emerge, the worst that can befall him is the loss of his life, which is a misfortune infinitely less great than that of existing in opprobrium and wretchedness. There are then two positions available to us: either crime, which renders us happy, or the noose, which prevents us from being unhappy. I ask whether there can be any hesitation, lovely Therese, and where will your little mind find an argument able to combat that one?”
>be a non-practicing muslim
>be a conservative republican
>go through a dark phase of life due to family fucking me up
>go to twitter
>open an account
>watch tv.. randomly watch a show on fox news
>decide to join the hashtag on twitter and talk and post a harmless question
>a conservative lady immediately tells me to stop trolling
>diagnosed with psychosis be really paranoid so take every insult very personally and each insult has to be dealt with in my mind
>I ask her why she thinks I'm trolling... she dodges my question while her friends join in and harass me... obviously Islamophobes
>she notices that I am edgy and like to cuss
>she answers my trolling question
>I was satisfied but I still wanted to punish her for picking on me in the first place as I was looking up to conservative folks
>I immediately attack and cuss her
>she becomes so happy I cussed at her
>she would make a joke or give a sarcastic reply every time I cuss at her
>this infuriates me and intimidates me
>so I cuss even more and same sarcastic replies
>She finally says enjoying your meltdown.
>this hurt bad.. cuz I felt she made a fool of me and I looked bad in front of her
>Scarred by incident.. feel all conservatives are the same
>Feels bad
>If it was an american non-muslim conservative cussing at her I don't think she would have become happy
>so yeah... feels really bad
one time i stole a truck full of liquor
got away w it too
>>708852817
wat?
>be 19
>going to waterpark for 9001th time
>decide to act on groping fantasy and make waterpark a bit better than normal
>dis gon b gud.jpg
>boner in waterpark for all dem grills
>start lurking in wavepool stalking for victims
>wavepool packed to the brim providing valid cover for covert operations
>wait for waves to kick up to large waves
>go in for the kill.png
>grope 14 year old grill's ass viciously
>she knows.jpg
>abort to maintain cover to finish the mission
>tiem to find another juan
>titsorgtfo.png
>wait for waves to kick up again to go for it
>aggressively groped 15 year old tits in wavepool with people all around somehow not noticing and fucking around in waves
>fuckyeah.exe
>call it a day realizing the amount of risk I've already committed to is insane, and honestly shocked I didn't get caught
>kinda feel bad, tempted to do again, but know I shouldn't...
thoughts /b/?
am I fucked in the head?
do I anne herro nao?
>still a kissless virgin @ 21
>inb4 degenerate
>>708848530
You should dump your fucking psycho gf.
I blackmailed a girl into granting me sexual favors once
Best part was I'd already deleted the pictures
I hate myself for it though
>>708849774
Could y'all test her for me? I'll give you the number and you guys see if you eat a reaction out of her. She said she doesn't like dicks at all, but I bet you guys could figure out.
>281
>six eight three
>5two7three
>Adriana
>>708852817
They are all the same. What you get for listening to a conservative.
Kill her children in front of her. Rape her afterwards.
Scar her back.
Make her understand what it means to fuck with a /b/tard.
>>708853048
This is a good idea. I never wanted to go to a water park before now. Thanks, anon.
>>708853048
You're gonna get shot and frankly that's what you deserve.
>>708853167
This niggers got the right idea.
>>708853102
I love her way too much to do that, she's perfect in every other way
>>708853048
Yeah, you were the only horny teenager who ever groped another teenager while horsing around in the pool. Probably in history.
Make way for people with real secrets
>you do have something of a way with words however, 5.5/10
>>708848319
i bet she likes it from tyrone
Fuck, I needed one of these threads.
I've been in a relationship for 4 years with a woman I love. Recently one of our friends (we'll say Gaby) has been a little more depressed than usual. She's been coming over to our house to watch movies and stuff maybe once or twice a week.
A few nights ago my girlfriend was out of town and Gaby stayed over pretty late. She started crying about her issues and I didn't know what to do. I'm not the best in the world at relating people. The only way I've ever really known how to comfort women is through sexuality. I put my arm around her and she cried into my chest. Eventually she calmed down a bit and we just started kissing.
This is what is fucked up; I was so calculated about the next few parts. I took her to our guest room because I didn't want to fuck her in the same bad I fuck my girlfriend. I laid her down on the bed and stood at the edge to fuck her standing up missionary and doggy because I didn't want to lay down with her and be too intimate.
We fucked until she came twice and then I pulled out and started jerking myself off to finish. She slid down off the bed and onto her knees and started sucking me off. I was a bit overwhelmed and started face fucking her. Eventually I pulled off and blew a huge load on her face while she was gasping for breath.
I don't know what to do. I don't have feelings for Gaby and don't really even want to fuck her again. I can't take back what I did though.
got blackmailed by a good friend and his gf, after a stupid drunk decision i let let him fuck me, he took pictures and now he and his gf get off to fucking me with her watching whenever i'm closeby too scared/embaressed to tell everyone, she and her are friends too i just hope she never ever finds out
>>708853145
Oh shit, are we making secrets in a secret thread?
>>708853859
Femanon or just a run of the mill fag?
>>708845660
everyone is bi you dumb shits, binary sexuality is innately flawed and only practiced by humans. So fuck another person so being a cuck
I pulled a camgirl!
I paid to have sex with her, and we had all of these intricate arrangements about what was and was not allowed. We totally ignored the arrangements. She told her husband what happened (re: the ignoring) and he dumped her.
>>708852664
i had absolutely no idea about him until after
trust me i felt awful
>>708853859
messed up a bit (drunk) i have a gf and she and his gf are friends so they do talk now and then. i don't think she'd look at me the sam if she knew he forces me to bottom for him regularly
>>708854032
"fag" i guess.
>>708854494
>trust me i felt awful
Understood. I never sex up a girl in a relationship unless her partner knows what's happening or unless she's a pro. Hard rule to keep sometimes.
>>708853145
Maybe she's just asexual
>>708854640
>he forces me to bottom for him regularly
What kind of shit do they have on you?
>>708854727
in my case i just didnt know
>>708854494
And they just got married not long ago. Fucking awful. I already sent Dustin a message. It wasn't your fault, she was just a slut.
>>708850793
this
>>708854840
i once let it happen willingly kinda. we were all drunk, they were talking about sex and how she never let him do anal. i said it couldn't possibly be that bad and i agreed to try it atleast once after she spurred me on. i took it but they took pictures during. now they said they send them if i didn't play along.
My sister-in-law is now in a lesbian relationship with trans-girl (has tits, don't know about dick) who is married to an asexual girl. My sister-in-law is "step-mom" to their adopted daughter.
Came in friends gfs eggs
>>708855099
You're fucked, pun intended.
>>708853859
how is that still your good friend???lmao
>>708855154
she prolly wants your dick if she compliments your cooking
i am a high powered ceo who bullshitted and lied my way to the top
>>708855276
well, not anymore i guess. just put it like that because i wasn't like he was a stranger at the time
My girlfriend's younger sister used to touch me when i slept there regularly. My gf went off to work real early, and i would go to sleep again.
Started off weird, then i began to like it, then i started hating it
>>708855353
so.. you're a regular ceo basicly
>>708847465
What degree?
>>708854999
at first i was so surprised, i thought he was in on it and cool with it, but i found out that wasnt the case shortly after it happened and got outta there i hope i didnt ruin a marriage holy fuck what a slut
i steal a lot
>>708853145
Bad news man.....
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
>>708855618
how long ago was this? and how did you meet her/how did it happen? lmaooo
if the marriage is ruined, she ruined it
>>708855993
Post results m8
>>708855999
holy dub-dub-trips
>>708855317
that would be a dream come true, but im pretty sure shes just nice and naive
I constantly spy on my mother in law when she showers. The door to the bathroom latches but you can open it enough to be able to peer inside. I have seen her tits plenty of times but I really really want to see her ass. I also jerk off using her panties so regularly that I can tell what pair she is wearing when she wears jeanz
>>708856694
I'm trying now. I will if I get any luck. The more of us that try, the better our chances
>>708855099
Yo take them to court. Blackmail is illegal as fuck and you were too drunk to consent.
>>708853458
so your gf gets turned on by the idea of you fucking her 10 yo sister and you think she's perfect? what is wrong with you?
>>708857019
Used to do this with my girlfriend's younger sister.
Would put a flat screwdriver in the low part of the door(far away from the handle). And i'd turn it around slowly, making the crack in the door bigger so you could see through it. Once she was almost done, i'd turn it back and pull it out, leaving no trace
>>708855999
it was not long ago maybe over a month or so i did not know either one of them really just acquaintances. she fukin blew me in a bathroom i busted my nut down her throat and next thing i know she is talking about her husband and then i see them kissing when i was leaving i feel really awful but i had no fukin idea so it was hot as fuck she a little cum guzzler
>>708857359
My previous wife wanted to have threesomes with younger and younger girls. We got down to 16 before things changed. She was lining up her babysitters 13 yo sister towards the end. Never happened, though.
>>708857651
Shame it didn't happen
bumpp
>>708848226
Yeah i think we all have a vested scientific interest here.
>>708847752
classic
>>708848319
Dude I get this. Very similar situation. Not just you, bro.
>>708846912
This pic is stolen from my best friend (at the time's) phone, of his then girlfriend. I have 4 more.
>>708846360
I found salvia like this, it was fluffier tho, and i threw it in the garbage because i couldn't identify it.
>>708852653
agreed.
>>708858701
yo i just found it
>>708845660
My secret is that I can't a girlfriend no matter how hard I try.
>>708847129
Nice
>>708858912
Well let me ask you this, how hard have you tried? How much effort have you put into getting a girlfriend?
my friends browse /b/ and one of them is baiting the rest into thinking i'm an obvious oblivious newfag
I ate out my grandmas ass
I once had sex with one of those inflatable sockem bopper toys,you purposely over inflate it a tad and it was awesome.
I sucked a hot guy's dick once and swallowed. I loved it and want to do it almost everyday, but it was years ago
>>708859607
10/10
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend
>>708859658
Come out of the closet man. Be who you want to be. Some people will be assholes but who cares?
I masturbate to my cousins pictures but sometimes i feel too guilty to tribute them, so i post her in rate threads and wait for someone to splooge on her first, i know, it's messed up
>>708859985
yeah man why let them have all the fun being assholes :p
>>708860020
Just tribute them man, the sexual thrill will be even bigger
>>708845660
I never told a former friend that his fiance was cheating on him.
>>708860020
Hell dude, I masturbate to my cousin all the time. even sniff and cum in her dirty panties, you're fine.
Cum in my sisters food.
>>708848162
Jesus
Fucked my ass with a brush handle for the first time and came without jerking it. Rode it to Webms I saved to a custom playlist.
CASH MONEY
>>708859985
Lol m8 I don't care, problem is I don't know anybody to do it with :')
Saved nudes of my friend and saw his dick in some girl a few times. Felt weird and I had to delete me eventually
Delete them*>>708860609
>>708860428
>came without jerking it
i call that the kicker, pre much the moment you realize you're not entirely straight
>>708860227
Not that guy but same. I'm even getting close to fucking her, too. My uncle fucked some chick, got her pregnant, and abandoned her back in like 1997. The chick had a girl (my cousin) and she just turned 18 and she recently found my uncle on facebook. I started talking to her and she has no idea we're cousins. She lives 2 hours away and I'm trying to convince her to meet up, so far it looks good.
>>708859607
More fun than a pillow fight!
>>708859588
story
>i fucked a nigger on a college tour
> attend the school later on
>look her up to fuck again
>see she is pregnant
>due date is 8 months after we had sex
>ohfuck.jpeg
>she said she was on birth control
>i pulled out
>NOTLIKETHIS
>baby due in 3 months
>find out where she lives
>stalk house
>assault her at night with mask on
>kick her upwards of 80 times in baby area
>she passes out
>go home and stop thinking about it
I think i saved everything guys
i shower with my neighbor's dog. they know and dont mind but im just concerned about their washing habits.
>>708859870
amazing
>>708860921
good work!
i have a vagina.
>>708861099
it was pretty nice
>>708861499
How'd she act.
>>708845660
i think im going too far with this chick and i cant stop myself. to be honest i dont even know what i want from her. let alone know what she wants from me. i have a feeling im gonna break her heart but i also wonder if thats what im actually going for.
i fucked this girl for a few months, she was really sweet and took good care of me. one day out of nowhere she tells me we need to break up, i don't get it but eventually i get the point and leave. i was kind of cuck, she told me she was raped so i would be super careful with sex, always talked her through it. She eventually tells me she was lying and I just go with it thinking she's just trying to get me to stop asking. i started to fuck her a lot better until one day my dick hits her ass cheek and has a minor fracutre. this is two days before we broke up. then she tells all my friends and classmates i raped her, fucks a guy with aspergers and tries to text me after so "we stay friends". I posted a video of me jizzing on her forehead while she starts to cry on 4chan and deleted it nmber
i come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.
i also had sex with a woman last night. came inside her. shit was cash.
>>708860921
nigger impregnation fantasy absolved through baby murder edge
>>708860705
Fucking lucky. I wish I could get a chance at my cousin. More power to you though, hope it works out. Also, what if she realizes you guys are related? aren't you worried she'll flip the fuck out?
>>708861852
the worst part is this isnt a fantasy.
Its the biggest regret of my life and Ill probably kill myself sooner or later bc of it
>>708861688
Post video now
>>708861425
It's useless.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
>>708862008
it was on her dropbox and she deleted it. I recorded it with her phone because mine was dead :')
My best friends sister was always a cutie and I had a crush on her for years. I suppose if I wasn't in a relationship ship I'd be trying to bang the fuck out of her at college. Anyway, when I started staying over at my friends I realized she would always leave her dirty clothes in the downstairs bathroom after showering. I began sniffing and cumming all over her dirty panties and after many years I began sneaking into her room and collecting the dirtiest pairs from her clothes pile. Sometimes I would try to hang out with my friends d just so I could get a new pair...I still have all of them, they all smell as perfect as I imagine her blonde little pussy does.
I secretly don't give a fuck what happens to me as long as nothing happens to the ones I care about.
I've thought about just ending it all multiple times impulsively and I'm not sad.
>>708861653
No such thing as going too far unless money or extreme stuff is involved. Act disinterested and fade away. Or you could get sex if you want, that's always nice. Most girls hate being showered with affection so if you want her to break away compliment her every second, kiss her face all the time etc.
>>708861581
she was pretty nervous at first so we took it slow. Didn't even try to penetrate her until she was relaxed and wet, but it was still fairly painful for her. She cried but still let me go all the way in.
>>708862165
cool beans
>>708861973
That would suck ass. But I'd try to pretend like I didn't know either lmao. She's too cute to pass up.
>>708847465
How's it feel to be responsible for 90% of the world's suffering?
pic related.
>>708862227
>I secretly don't give a fuck what happens to me as long as nothing happens to the ones I care about.
perfectly sane evolutionary behavior.
congratulate yourself anon. you are normal.
>>708862104
Greentext ? How did you start fucking with her ?
>>708845660
Jerked it with 2 other dudes while high on coke. They're ashamed. I'm not.
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i'm building my own case against them. we'll see what they have and how they got it then we'll see what i have.
>>708862973
sharing a bed. talking about sex late into the night. show me your i'll show you mine... etc.
>>708863107
Are you that spanish anon who regularly posts in incest threads?
>>708863175
yes.
>ole
>>708862730
Shit, just imagine she ends up coming to meet your family after you guys fuck, they introduce you guys and you would have to pretend you'd never met.
Probably wont happen but fuck would that be hard to wriggle yourself out of. Got a pic by any chance? You could even blur her face, I just wanna see her body at least.
>>708863228
Honestly don't know why I immediately thought that was you, but nice to see you around.
>>708855413
Third.
>>708862880
Freemasonry is a lot different from how the majority of people perceive it, that is my only answer to this.
>>708863461
nice to see you too. even though i dont know you.
>>708863314
Yeah hold on let me get some off her profile
There's a really cute female cop at my gym. She looks like Remy LaCroix, but with tattoos. I wanna hit on her except her cop friends wouldn't like it.
>>708863663
This is my favorite one. She's in the blue.
>>708863511
I've been told by a guy who claimed to be a low level mason that my ideology would be a great fit for a Freemason. How would I join?
>>708863854
Hot damn I definitely don't blame you for wanting to fuck that. She's beautiful. Hope you get your dick wet soon.
>>708864005
Thanks fam
>>708863612
I just like recognizing people from threads. It's actually kind of sad because it shows how much of my time I waste on this damn site, but either way I like seeing regulars. Plus your story was hot.
>>708863930
Masons aren't really supposed to do this, but the best way to join is to contact your local lodge or the grand lodge in your state/province/country (Google is your best friend)
>>708864242
I live walking distance from a lodge, actually.
>>708864175
thank you brother. is there any one way by which i could recognize you. like a thread or story or something?
I lived openly as a trap for a couple years and during that time the number of "straight" guys I had sex with was overwhelming.
I did not look like a girl, just a really pretty boy in dresses. I used to get mistaken for a girl from behind all the time tho.
Seriously straight guys are fucking STARVED for cock, they just need a situation that is sufficiently 'not gay' to act on their own desires.
I got fucked in the ass by a dog a few times when I was a teenager
I enjoy the discipline and punishment of girls, particularly spanking their bare bottom.
>>708864470
this is ok if you're a girl / woman.
if not then its just disturbing.
>>708847353
Ayy lmao I remember that
>>708864383
How convenient! If you do plan on joining please do your research on Free Masonry and ask the Masons at your local lodge questions about being a Free Mason, it is imperative to do this before joining so you know what you are doing and how you will fit in. Though if you do go into it with an open mind you will likely find it as a life changing experience
>>708864578
Wtf. Why is it cool for girls to fuck dogs but not boys.
>>708846917
Same
>>708864720
because its unnatural faggot.
Probably going to jail for a few months
>>708864822
What's the charge?
>>708864917
homosexual acts on a dog.
>>708864406
Hrm, I'm not really sure. I originally screencapped your story, but that's about all I can think of that indicates who I am.
>>708864787
>>708864970
So if a dude fucks a literal bitch in the pussy is that awwright?
>>708865012
ah ok. i see. i remember you now. gracias hermano.
>>708865068
as long as its not a homosexual act its ok.
>>708864917
ahah, possession of down and hard for purposing of trafficking
I want to watch my sister get fucked
>>708851771
Plain and simple, take some acid and let your mind wander. You'll realize the REAL reasons you're upset and what you can do about it.
>>708865480
I want to watch you watching her getting fucked by me.
>>708864970
not just beastiality??
how does the gay come into it?
>>708865613
i want to watch you watching him watching her gettting fucked.
>>708865212
Down? Hard? Sorry I don't know that street slang. Care to clarify?
>>708865687
im ok with beastiality as long as its not homosexual.
>>708865738
They're pretty common terms, heroin and crack
>>708865613
You live near TX?
I discovered my girlfriend has been cheating on me a few days ago. But I miss her so fucking much and even though she fucked up, if she bothered to ask me, I'd take her back.
>>708845660
I have a tiny crush on my co-worker, feeling is mutual, damn twinks
>>708865821
How did you find out she was cheating?
when i do a male patients ekg (look it up) i purposefully rub against their left nipple every time.
>>708865851
Ps twinks like bears
>>708864682
Cool, since we're on the topic, why do you want to leave?
>>708865768
what was the act that made it homosexual acts on a dog
i really dont understand how there can be different types of beastiality
>>708854999
post pics of what he answered faggot
>>708866362
i was just trolling you. i dont know what he did.
>>708848319
Thomas?
>>708866444
regardless still different types of beast.... going to research this
>>708845660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmIBaS-fCWI&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
>>708865991
Went through her messages after having my doubts for awhile. We had been together for three years. I miss the shit out of her, even though I shouldn't.
>>708852596
So you've already asked him?
>>708867169
may i ask how old you are anon?
>>708866055
But it's hetero and he's literally being like a boy and I can't
>>708852817
You just went full autismo tbh
I caught my fiancee cheating on me and didn't tell her for months that I knew.
>>708867169
she was just messaging another guy? what did she say to him?
i came for a 12yo on omegle
>>708867524
"my boyfriend has a tiny cock. id rather suck yours."
>>708867393
Are you still together?
>>708867920
No, not anymore. Was a long time ago.
>>708867256
>>708867524
20. And it was literally another relationship. There were "I love you" and talking about seeing each other and talking about how nice their FaceTimes were and shit, and calling each other baby. It's a dagger through the heart. But God, I still love her. It's pathetic. I'm glad that I was blocked because after I was initially pissed, the fire went out and I've been down as fuck. I miss it so much. But it's both a minute comfort and an extreme pain knowing I'll probably never have that back again.
I've been with mt gf for a whole year now and the most I've gotten out of it is to touch her ass and boobs once. I am afraid that she won't ever be down for sex, even if it's just oral. She is really bashful and insecure and I feel like we are going really slow. I'm a 21y virgin starving for sex.
Also I took a photo of her sleeping and it makes me real horny. I've fapped at it thrice today
>>708847139
Kys
>>708868097
>20.
you're a fucking baby. literally a man child.
let me give you some old fag advice, and i recommend you take it:
do not fucking call her or accept any of her calls. block her completely out of your life. DO NOT TAKE HER BACK. its is of EXTREME important that you maintain some semblance of dignity and personal worth. she doesnt think you're "worth it". thats why she was fucking someone else. deal with it. deal with the pain, and after enough time has passed by you will emerge with a scar that will serve as a reminder for future endeavors.
you can take this advice or disregard it. it wont affect me. but i am inclined to help you understand life simply because we were all there at some point. you have no life experience. these are your first steps. dont trip again on the same stone.
/old fag rant.
>>708868724
Working on it hoss. I appreciate the advice. It's just a difficult thing to do.
When I was really young, like 10, I used to play a (now dead) mmo called star wars galaxies. I pretended to be a chick for all 6 years that I played the game.I had and still have a very feminine voice, so with a lot of practice, I sound VERY much like an actual female. I ended up with a very close friend group from that game that was about 5 people in total. The game ended back in 2011, and to this day I talk to that same group of friends daily, play games with them all the time. We are all extremely close and I consider them some of my bestfriends. To this day they still have no idea I'm a fucking dude, and it actually makes me sad when I think about it. I feel bad about lying and wish I would have just made a male character in the first place, but Im way too far deep in this shit now to admit it. We all know everything about one another, except they know nothing about the real me. I have to fabricate my entire life and I can never be honest about things in my life with them. I've had to use my cousins pictures and pass them off as myself to fabricate who I am.Shit sucks.
>>708869086
>ed star wars galaxies.
lol this was actually a good game
I played with these people and one was a family with three kids that all played and I ended up getting one of their kids to camsex me and it went on for about 8 months until all their accounts just went offline and never came back online, then the game died in 2011
Was pretty funny
Sometimes I like to go to a nude beach 2hours away from my city just to see if I can get lucky there.
>>708869314
Yeah, shame it got shut down for fucking SWTOR. If you liked the NGE version of swg(which I'm assuming you did) look up swglegends. They have a copy of the swg database from back in late 2010 up and running, it's been going strong for the majority of 2016.
>>708869328
And have you gotten lucky?
I babysat over night when I was 16 for my mom's friend's kids who lived in the same cul-de-sac as us. A boy 7 & a girl 11, I was mainly there to take care of the boy. Anyway, boy goes to bed around 9, told the girl she could stay up as late as she wants because I stay up late. She had a crush on me & followed me everywhere around the neighborhood, especially when we were younger. She tells me she's going to bed & this is around 1am. I turn on Skinamax & there's a softcore porn on. A few minutes later I hear steps down the hallway, it's her. The TV is on the same wall as the guest room doorway & I'm sitting at the edge of the bed facing the doorway slightly to the right. I pretend I don't notice her as she's peeking in the room hiding behind the doorway looking at the TV in the mirror behind me. I eventually get completely naked, as she's now looking at me. I sit on the bed & Jack off. After a while my heart is pounding as I tell her I know she's there, tell her to come sit by the bed, she nervously walked in & sat next to me as I jerk it again. I then grabbed her hand , put it around my dick & jerked myself off with her hand. Then she started doing it on her own. I came buckets. Asked her of she wanted me to touch her & she shrugged her shoulders at first but then said OK. She took off her shorts & underwear & I rubbed her vag in a circle with my middle & index fingers. Eventually she started breathing faster & faster until I & stopped asked her if she wanted me to keep going & she nodded her head. Kept doing it until she got "the wiggles". Afterwards we promised each other to keep it secret & never mentioned it again. There was always tension between us after that where we saw each other but we acted like it never happened. She moved to a different state a year & a half later. Never really saw her again after that.
>>708869934
nice, i jerked it plenty of times for my neighbors kids
>>708869924
A couple of times. Sometimes I just jerk off behind a bush and other times I'll find someone who actually invite me in to join them. Even met a woman alone on the beach once.
I think Trump is a fucking tool and Hillary is a clown. USA will kill itself.
>>708869086
Star wars galaxies, now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. What server did you catfish them on?
This summer I went on a nudist cruise with my girlfriend. After those seventeen days, I didn't think I was able to get an erection ever again...
>>708870976
Testcenter, believe it or not. I originally played on kettemoor when I first got the game, then a couple months later someone told me about testcenter, and being the noob I was I stayed there because the frogs gave you instant level 90 and free credits, vehicles, houses, etc etc and to 10 y.o. me that was the best thing ever. So I stayed there and the rest was history.
Broke into my friend's house when they were gone, stole a little over $100 and in cash from his mom's room. I ended up convincing him it was the literal homeless cokehead retard from our high school because he'd always come by his house asking for money. He was in special Ed in high school but his parents kicked him out when he was 19 because he became a druggie and an alcoholic. We drove around the neighborhood and found him, we kicked his ass. My friend kicked him in the nose, probably broke it. I punched him in his kidneys a bunch of times, he pissed himself. We took the $5 he had in his pocket and about a gram of weed. We then drove to 7-11 got sodas and a blunt wrap then smoked out on the back patio of my friend's backyard. To this day I never told him that it was me who stole his mom's money.
>>708845660
Im not in love with the woman i am to marry. Im not sure what that truly feels like. Though I have an undying love and desire for my best female friend. ive told her I love her, she responds in kind but probably thinks I mean it platonically. I fear though, its only because I havent had her that I feel this way.
My friend from high school was visiting a week ago. We always liked eachother and wanted to get together but we were always with other people. This time though I was single and she had a boyfriend who was past his sell by date. She made no bones about finally getting me in bed. While we were getting to know eachother a lot better her boyfriend calls. He wants to come up to visit with her folks too. She had a hard time telling him to stay away while I was sucking on her clit. The guy is supposed to be alpha but he don't wanna eat the pussy.
When the kid wasn't looking, I used my foot to shove a bully in middle school during woodworking class and he fell off a platform and landed badly onto a steel beam. He didn't fall far, probably only 3 feet onto a sort of loading dock area. The kid shattered his tailbone and pelvis and couldn't walk for as long as I knew him after that. I told everyone including the teacher that he was fucking around in the area near the loading dock where he shouldn't have been, and fell and I was trying to grab him to prevent him from falling.
All I can remember is his first name so I haven't been able to find out what happened to him.
>>708871488
You should not get married. You will be unhappy and probably cheat on her. It will fuck up your kids and cost you a lot of money.
Save the aggravation and break it off even if you've already dropped $10k on the wedding. You'll be saving $100k in the long run.
>>708871360
That's what retards are for, anon. It's the least they can do for all the undeserved care and services they cost us.
I fuck my married friend. Her husband is in another state so I get her basically anytime we want.
But that's not the big secret. About a week ago her sister moved in. She has the hots for me so I've started fucking her too when her sis isn't around. The sis is a very kinky slut, and has started visiting me at my house, bringing her friend over for threesomes. Her friend is the youngest of the three, and is the sluttiest too. Her friend basically lives at my house already as a sex slave, and the sis joins during the day when they're not in school. I want to introduce my married friend in to this so I can fuck her and her sis at the same time.
I also have a half dozen online slaves, two of which are visiting soon.
I'm in love with someone I met from a 4chan thread
I've known him for 2 years and I've liked him for almost that whole time. My feelings have only gotten stronger and it's so hard to keep to myself these days, I can't tell anyone either, including him.
If I tell any of my friends, they'd make fun of me. And I have no idea how he'd react if I told him. He's had a couple bad experiences with girls in the past and I think it's made him afraid of relationships or being around them in general.
I just want to get close to him and let him know how much I care about him but I can never do that, it hurts so much to keep to myself every day. I'm also terrified of rejection so as much as I want to tell him just to see if he feels in any way the same, my mind just tells me not to because being rejected would hurt more than being without him.
But it gets so much harder, keeping my feelings to myself, not knowing if he reciprocates, the loneliness, everything. I never know what to do.
>>708848944
Well it was 1888 so obviously you didn't hear about it. LULZ
>>708872234
Even if you're telling the truth, this isn't something you can maintain for long. Get rid of all of them and try to get into a normal relationship. Whatever you pretend they're doing to your dick isn't going to be worth it in the long run once one of these pretend women go psycho on you and bring this hypothetical tower of cards down.
a couple years ago my little sister who was 13 at the time came into my room while i was jerkin off, i had headphones on so didnt hear a thing. was only wearing boxers. suddenly i heard giggling and turned around to see she was sitting on my bed. feel like im having a heart attack she just says "ive always wanted to see wha they look like"
told her she can touch it and she did. she went right in, not nervous at all. like shes planned this. starting sucking on it like crazy good, i couldnt believe wtf was happening. tell her im about to cum and she says she wants to swallow. bust my load in her mouth and she swallowed it all. holy shit is this real?
she tells me she watches porn all the time and wants to have sex.
I wonder how many fucktards come to 4chan to get something to write about for their "social studies" and taking all the crap written here for real, doodling together some really crappy foreskin cheese and think they have done a great job like a famous psychologist ?
>>708872444
> holy shit is this real
No, it's definitely not.
>>708848319
The answer is simple really....
>tape a pic of your ex to the back of her head.
>or mount an Ipad on her back and use facebook or some shit
>your relationship will fail.
>>708872444
My assumption with your fantasy is that somehow because it's the only female other than your mother that's in your life, and you're basically so socially inept that the only female you're attracted to (and the only one you can talk to) is the one that has no choice but to be around you.
Either way this is pretty sick and stupid. Ten years from now once you've gotten out in the world and have experienced female companionship in the workplace or even a girlfriend, you'll cringe and feel ashamed at this wacky fascination you had with your sister.
