Who. Why.
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Who. Why.
>>708839085
Ally.
b/c she's chill and real. We have so much in common and she's extremely pretty. But I'm so beta, she doesn't want anything to do with me.
>>708839085
I don't know her, not even her name, but I want to get to know her.
>>708840188
whats stopping you?
Ashley. She's had a hard life. I'd still take her back tho
>>708839085
i have no one fuck my life
>>708840507
you have /b/
>>708839085
>>708839085
Kayle
I miss her, but I already gave her everything she needed to never want me again or never need me again. She was truly headed down housewife material gold.... And wanted to serve me... Too bad I met that sweet fucking 18 y/o with the huge tits, tight bod, and oral that would make you pass right the fuck out.... God damn that throat don't quit
.... But then you end up divorced and on 4chan..
Thanks alot op
Faggot
>>708840331
Her disinterest in me anytime I try to talk to her.
Vivian,I usually get stuck in classes with none of the people I hang out with but I can usually find a friend or two to sit by. In biology I sit by one of my friends and a few other randoms, a really pretty blonde and not only pretty but vary smart sat in a row or so behind me. Shes not very popular and most people don't know her (mainly because of a mix of grades in class). We share the same personalty and I would probably really hit it off with her, I never got the chance to talk to her, I have no problem talking to anyone but for some reason never talk to her. This was one year ago. Sometime I see her walking in the halls before classes and I just smile, I have no classes with her now. I sometimes cry myself to sleep think about what I could have done. But I just can't see this being the end. What should I do?
>>708839085
Joke's on you, I was already thinking of her. I literally cannot stop. Life is pain.
>>708840930
Same
>>708840786
perhaps youre getting off lucky
>>708839085
Hillary. I just voted for her.
Chloë
Current gf who I haven't treated as well as I should have. I got caught up with another girl (mainly just texting and stuff), apologized, and she still took me back.
Your mom
>>708841058
did satanic music play in your head while doing so?
>>708840653
yeeeeeee boiiiiii /x/ is my true home
>>708841014
Idunno about that. I wouldn't consider being alone 24/7 w/o anyone to care about my feelings lucky.
>>708839085
Whose name? I'm thinking about that fucking Joaquin Phoenix movie.
elon musk
>>708839085
Mackenzie.
She's pretty, smart, and pretty interesting. Body isn't 10/10 but she's an 11 in my book. Too much of a pussy tho. Can't bring my bitch ass to it.
>>708841246
more i mean she might be amazing but are you willing to put up with her games in the long run or would you prefer someone who likes you for you
Phoebe cuz she always treated me like a person when nobody else would. Wish she didnt already have a boyfriend
Christina...
You fucked my life up beyond the point of no return, I don't think I'll ever open up to anybody the same way I did to you. It's almost been a year since we first sat out at the lake and you played ukulele and we just talked all day. I know there was a misunderstanding, but I still want you back...
>>708839085
Tianna
Ex who really fucked me up, sent me to court for 'rape' which I didn't do, all that shit, but I still think about her from time to time, how it could have been if she didn't do any of it
>>708841576
I see what you mean. But there is no one who like me for me. My choices are put up with games or end up completely alone. The former is more appealing to me.
Marina- she's pretty, smart, always on my mind. but alas, too betafag
Rebe, because i basically friend zoned her without noticing she was into me and i cringe every time i think about it
Cheyenne. She checks every box on my list and she's fucking adorable. I'm leaving for the army before the new year and she doesn't want to start anything. She just wants to stay close friends and I've told her and everyone I'm okay with that. I can't take just friends. It hurts every ounce of my being hearing her talk about guys she's interested in. I'll never be one of those guys /b/
>>708841876
youd be amazed, the good ones seem to show up out of the blue, but if you focus to much on ally you might miss your chance. Just relax and have fun and girls will be attracted to that
>>708842181
to late now?
Hannah. Ex gf. We broke up cause her parents were super-religious Evangelicals. I describe as an Orthodox Christian, but not really religious (at all). Now she's married to some other guy, although she texted me, 2 months before getting engaged, that she still misses me. Still in love with her, although it's been... Idk, more than a year now.
>>708842199
You don't have to worry, bro. Being in the army you'll probably get shipped off and beheaded by ISIS, so you won't have to miss her for long.
>>708842199
Amen, brother.
>>708840188
Lol actually nobody at all
>>708842470
I wish man. I'm going into the ironically named military intelligence field for just four years. Don't expect to ever be on the front lines
>>708839085
Jamie. She grew a big bush for me. Liked the drugs though...
Jessica, left her because I love her and know she deserves better
>>708842525
Tell me your story bro. Let me hear it
>>708842470
eh i think the worlds getting cynical enough that the west might go boss mode soon
>>708842239
Its been like 4-5 months since i actually talked to her, im afraid if i try to talk to her again shit will just be too akward between us
>>708842750
any bad blood? if not the wose case scenario is nothing happens, doesnt seem like itd hurt to try
>>708839085
Kya.
Its a shame I stabbed her to death. Life goes on.
>>708842970
humans on mars
>>708842737
I'm an Eastern European immigrant living in the UK. She's an English girl. We meet on this dating website, I hook up with her for blowjobs. And what do you know... I fall in love with her. I go to uni and I feel like I wanna die cause I miss her too much, which is when I realise I'm in love. So we start a long-distance relationship. We keep it in secret cause of her parents - i'm 21, she's 16 (it's LEGAL in the UK, the age of consent, in England, is 16). Eventually her parents find out, but she introduces me to her, and they kinda accept me... But not really. Eventually her parents change their mind and she is forced to break up with me. Later (few months later) she tells me she wants ot be just friends, but I refuse her. A couple of more months later I find out she actually wanted to slowly get us back together by being friends first. Too late tho... I beg her for months to get back with me but she refuses. One day I msg her again, and she's like "Sorry, but I have a bf now". Literally in the feels, man... That's the same day she tells me she still misses me, but has no choice cause her parents "chose" her new bf for her. 2 months later I see a photo on facebook, on her mom's profile (cause I've blocked my ex), announcing how happy she is that her daughter (my ex) has gotten engaged. The photo is of her, with an engagement ring, and her MOTHERFUCKING fiancee (now husband). And... Here I am now.. It's been about 4 months since I found out she got engaged (same day I blocked her mom, cause I didn't wanna see anything more about my ex, cause it depresses me). I'm 99% certain she is officially married now.
>>708843051
>>708839085
Miranda
She was my high school crush
>>708841058
Were you hearing voices at the time?
>>708839085
Her name is Rachel. I think about her as a person I know I would really want to be with even thought I just came home from my girlfriends house who is totally in love with me. I like her but not like I did Rachel. I am trying to move on but I still day dream about her. Pissed me off a little when I saw this thread and realized this to be honest.
>>708841802
Tyrone, why you stay LYIN thoooo
>>708842199
Wait until you return home. Pussy being thrown at you left and right. That's if you make it back in one piece.
>>708843415
Damn man...im so sorry. That shit has got to hurt. All I can say is try to move on. I know it's not easy but blocking her and her family is a good step. Cut her out completely and do everything you can to forget her. It makes it so much easier
>>708839085
Alannah
Hillary Clinton
>Hillary
Because she has reponded to my email.
>>708843848
I'm not about that though bro. I'm a romance fag through and through. I love pussy as much as the next guy, but for me it's more about having someone to hold.
>inb4 fag
Yeah I know
>>708843769
Names not Tyrone man, and I'm not lying
>>708839085
you will not be able to relate to me...
i actually stopped here to laugh at all of you pathetic faggots lorem lipsum is just a place holder
her name was burga
>>708842649
What's your MOS gonna be?
Her name is Fluttershy.
>>708843994
Then meet a qt 3.14 Army chick, use your VA loan, and get a nice house together and settle down.
>>708843860
I have cut her out completely - WhatsApp, deleted her phone number. Did same with her mom and dad. I'm better now. I'm a last year uni student, my best friend, a Russian dude (fellow Slav, lol) - we go to the gym together. He's taller than me, very muscular (which is good, cause he knows his shit and is training me properly). He's basically a fuck boy, get's all the girls, but still a loyal friend, and introduces me to lots of girls - still haven't gotten lucky, but he's giving me a shit tonne of tips.
>>708843619
Last name hall?
>>708844005
SHE WAS RAPED.
WOMEN DON'T LIE.
YOU'RE IN THE BASKET OF DEPLORABLES.
>>708844016
Haven't fully decided yet. Waiting on a new social security card because my last got stolen. After I get that I'm going to sit down and figure out what I want to do. I scored a 92 on my practice asvab so no worries about qualifying
>>708844013
>i actually stopped here to laugh at all of you pathetic faggots
>pathetic faggot
>mfw
>>708844013
She sounds like a fat fucking Arab. Kys, Muhammad.
>>708844183
It starts with an H but no.
terri. she's batshit crazy and i want to stuff her.
Bethany. Really cute blonde who liked me, but I was too much of a pussy to follow through on. Now I live really far away and think about her a lot. She was a girl who had the exact same bizarre, goofy sense of humor as me. Like so in touch I could see myself marrying her eventually.
>>708844121
That's the dream man. We'll see how it goes
Hikari
Ex girlfriend I broke up with because I wasn't happy with the relationship
Still miss her but thats life I suppose
>>708844220
Well you need higher than that to get into military intelligence. Also, you can go to the Social Security Administration office in your state and get a new card. Why do I smell bullshit?
>>708844235
U wud know nigger. Go back to 9gag.
Erin
I want to ask her so fucking bad, but every time I convince myself she feels the same, something shifts, and I'm not sure. My biggest problem is that if she doesn't reciprocate, then I've not only lost a friend, but screwed up a professional relationship.
What I wouldn't do to just know, /b/... what I wouldn't do...
>>708843848
Well to quote Highlander...
"We all know which piece that is, don't we?"
>>708844360
Good luck, man. You got this.
>>708844451
Go for it, man. Love is always worth it. You only live once. Do it.
>>708839085
Hillary.
b/c she dun stumped the trump
>>708844444
>>708844427
Don't know about bullshit bro. I sent my driver's license to the social security office. Taking the time to work out a bit more and finish getting into shape
>>708844521
umm...what?
Kayla
Shes a four year old girl I know that iw is I could adopt and love and hold for the restbof my life. She is the funniest and most amazing person I have ever known. I'll never see her again after May if next year. I would die dor that girl.
>>708844714
It's probably taking forever because you're White.
>>708844786
Be honest, she's from a Third World country and you want a loli.
>>708844786
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the district attorney, called intepol, called NYPD, called the state attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services, called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van
>>708844654
not even trolling, has trump even been properly stumped?
>>708844567
As cheesy as it sounds, I needed that... thanks dude.
>>708844974
No.
>>708845007
Fuck the risks, bro! DO IT! :)
Best of luck.
-Anon
>>708844974
don't see how, he stumps himself sentences apart from things he says. he's utter trash.
>>708839085
whitney
>>708844919
you forgot to call your mom
>>708839085
Sierra
She got me to open up and let her in, and then "got bored"
>>708843003
Ive always planned to talk to her again, but i have very little to talk to her about, but thats just my problem with everyone actually, i think im over thinking it but the "what if she doesn't want to talk to me, is mad with me, etc" is the thing thats stopping me
>>708845104
Why would I call my mom? I've got yours right here.
Merle.. because i love her so much i gave everything i can...
and yet she doensnt love me anymore..after 5 years i could not take loving her anymore without her loving me... i have gotten to the point i would even marry and all that crap i never thought i would ever do...
well its over now, its pretty fresh, and i ask my self if its the thing i wanted, since either way with, or without her, im here so hurt over her feelings that im thinking about suicide permanently...
I wish i could at least hate her, but this love is nothing i could ever change again, and for gods sake it hurts so much to leave her..
but if i dont wanna end up an hero, i had to leave her and try to get over her.. even tho she was the one for me...
>pic related, old but related.. i love you merle..
Ayden, she's stopped texting me back, we were to cuddle and eat Chinese food but she won't reply
>>708845087
the bed of nails is making him the teflon don
shelby. resent her. want to be her.
Heather, but I just call her babe usually. Waking up next to her every day makes me feel like the happiest man in the world.
Ember
I want to ask her out so bad. She's so nice to me and she approached me when I was a lonely fuck. We would talk for the entire day and sometimes night. We barely talk anymore but I'm trying to fix that.
Dakota, fucked that up epicly..
>>708845166
if she doesnt want to talk to you she wont talk to you, no one can hate on you for trying though. And dont over think it, at least at first you can get away with the hey, whats new, howve you been, hows family friends, type stuff
>>708845268
huh. never thought of his own nonsnse forming a bed of nails that can't even hurt him at election time. just got a little more terrifying. thanks.
>>708845200
because one strap on isnt enough for your lusty eyes, ill tag in after my cigarette
>>708845453
Did her family forget how to spell the word Amber or did they wanna be edgy and name her something like that?
>>708839085
fuck you OP. i'm trying to get over my ex
>>708841342
Das a good one mang.
>>708839085
Teona
not until i was asked to but I could be doing something better with my time intsead of fapping around the internet, were just church friends
>>708845038
Nah its pretty much over tbqh
I fucking love her. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
>>708845616
I'd rather have a real dick.
>>708845568
with great power comes great irresponsibility
#wereallfucked2016
>>708845625
Most likely didn't know how to spell but I like it
>>708845649
vent friend
>>708839085
Sydney. We broke up like ten years ago now, she's busted and has a kid, but I'd still take her over any of the gfs I've had since.
>>708845728
classy post
>>708839085
death
cus why not?
>>708845856
i kind of wish Deez Nuts was old enough to actually make the ballots. I'd have worked to get him on the ballot in Arizona and voted for him. His platform was surprisingly not terrible. As silly as that is
>>708845834
my mom will lend you hers
>>708846162
That's actually hilarious. What was his platform?
I don't even know her name. Fuck me.
>>708846162
Deez Nuts are coming for you
>>708844451
what's a professional relationship?
>>708845750
Well the election was fixed. Look at Wikileaks. Or Drudge Report. Or Michael Savage.
>>708845962
I bet she works at Hot Topic.
>>708846331
http://deeznutsforpresident2016.yolasite.com/Platform.php
>>708846162
Deez Nuts declares war on Djibouti
>>708839085
Sierra. She is the love of my life. We have only been dating for three months but I still loved her more then anyone I've ever loved. Also thank you, I was depressed before, but now I'm thinking of her and it really helps
>>708846666
sounds like he's going to slap his troops right in there
>>708846672
>>708846571
Most likely has maybe
She's a hipster emo type chick but mainly hipster
>>708846398
We're co-project managers for a large team. If I ask her and she doesn't reciprocate, it would be awkward, yet doable, for the remainder of the season.
>she loves me
>I love her
>she lives in a different country
>she's married
>I asked her to marry me 13 years ago
>she said yes
>I dumped her
>met her at random three months ago
>right back where we were 13 years ago, and more
>I've ruined my life
>>708839085
Clarice
the one from silence of the lambs
i was just saying the name trying to be like hannibal lecter kek
Heather.
She's my girlfriend. Bitch won't stop snoring.
>>708846985
Then she's Starbucks material. I bet she can make a meannnnn Frappuccino
>>708847280
Get the bitch some Breathe-Right strips. Or some duct tape
>>708847056
-breath in-
boi
>>708845514
Fuck it, I'll do it whats the worst that could happen
Plus i have 2 ex classmates that were into me back then that i could talk to
Lassie
>>708839085
hillary clinton
>>708847420
>>708847480
>>708847519
(you)
>faggot
>>708839085
I've seen this so many times a week for so long that there isn't a name there now, /b/.
There is no one's name there, now.
ada, she's pretty hot but likes someone else
>>708847420
She might work there eventually unless she still wants to work as a life guard
>>708847973
youve pushed to the other side *golf clap*
>>708839085
Your mom
>>708839085
>who
Christy
>why
Alot of reasons. More then I want to type.
The reason I know to never trust my heart with someone else ever again. Those days are gone, should have been sooner.
>>708839085
Kirby. She's the love of my life.
Stefanie. Shes such a sweetheart and I like her very much but im too much of a pussy to let her know how I feel. She told me that she cant have any guy friend without having them hit on her but for fuck sakes she invited me over yesterday to nap with her. 5 hours in her bed napping together and chatting but im scared to make a move
>>708839085
Katelyn. Gorgeous, so smart, real sense of being. I always act a fool in front of her, but despite this, she invited me to a haunted house and i'm going to a concert with her and some others in November, but this guy is going and is always putting moves on her. Wut do?
>>708839085
Julie, this really shy cute girl in a few of my classes. According to a friend, she very well might be a /b/tard.
Shelby GT500
One day...
AJ. I loved her so much. I'd do anything for her. But she broke up with me through a text because her friend said I was hanging out with other girls.
The other girl was the cousin I hadn't seen in eight years.
>>708841201
Nice
Ashe. Shit, we had so much in common. I shouldn't have broken up with her due to our LDR in college. Now she's with a fucking mormon, and I don't want to say shit because she's happy.
Alexandra
I picked her up earlier this night to party with our mutual friend and his friends, the plan was to party with them then she sleeps at my place with me(we're fwb) our mutual friend doesn't know because we don't want him to feel like a third wheel, so yeah the nights going fine and we go home the 3 of us to the friend and drink and watch tv, every time he leaves the room to pee or something we start making out and we're sitting next to eachother to stealth touch eachother. Then she falls asleep to a movie in the couch, fantastic... So there's that plan, then he falls asleep in the couch, so my options are 'lay here sleepless' go use his bed or take a 10 min walk home
Well I took the walk because my phone was dying and I didn't feel like being awake for 3 more hours and use his bed because they were already asleep in the couch and I had to lay on top of her more or less
So yeah, now I'm at home, and I dunno wtf is going to happen now because I probably won't see her for atleast 9-10 hours when she wakes up and comes over to cuddle and have sex but at the same time I feel so shitty because now I have to sleep alone
Cassidy, we dated all throughout college. I was going to marry her, bought a fucking ring too. Turned out she was fucking some guy and she dated me so she could get answers to tests and get through college. The guy she was boning knew about me the whole time. I went to jail for almost a year because I beat him withing inches of his life. Now I can't land a stable job. She singlehandedly ruined my life and future but I miss her. Sometimes I dream of deaths sweet embrace, but alas, the day of the rope comes soon and if I am to die, may as well die with a weapon in my hand killing fags
>>708844919
> Sooner or later God's gonna cut you down
Lilianna.
I feel so blessed that fate has allowed you to enter my life
I feel so thankful for the oppurtunity to get to know you,
I feel so grateful that we didnt even have to force falling in love.
I feel so honored that you never lied to me. though you may not believe in those words now
they were true and the time. That month we spent together was truly the happiest I have ever been in my entire life
Never before has someone trusted me, Confide in, respect and appericate me, to break down in my arms. I just cant get over something like that.
I was lost in the bliss of a never ending smile, brought upon nothing more than your existence.
to have met someone who once really believed I was the greatest human being she has ever met. It was a feeling of true harmony
Meditating by the beach, dancing at the fair, all the laughs, tears . These are cherished memories I will hold dear and certainly never forget.
>>708839085
Ana, she told me and some friends that she's a lesbian.
I had a huge crush on her. Now I know for sure that I'll never have a chance.
>>708850457
Whatever. Lesbians are great fucks.
>>708848775
>Not wanting a Challenger Hellcat
Diana
I loved her so much and I thought we'd be together for awhile but I don't know what happened and she dropped me, in the matter of a week everything changed and I still love her but I also hate her for doing what she did. she was perfect and I'm not going find anyone like her, and I wanna tell her that I hate what she did and that I hate her for lying and doing this to me, for making me love her so much, and then just killing our relationship and leaving me all alone.
dont know her name but i'm thinking of her.