would /b/ suck a dog dick?
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would /b/ suck a dog dick?
>>708837545
Have already.
I really want to :(
>>708838423
How was it?
>>708838635
Smelled like dog and just constant salt after it starts spurting. Not bad.
>>708837545
/b/ probably does.
I'll pass though.
>>708837545
Done it, it's spectacular.
>>708838972
Stop lying to yourself anon cuck, you would deffinetly drain it's juices
Knots should be felt, not seen
>>708839057
>tfw have allergies so I can never do this
Why live?
>>708838972
you'd apply that lipstick you faggot
Sure i would
>>708839260
Me too. Sucking was fine, but after he mounted me I had a complete sneezing fit, as fast as you could possibly sneeze for 10-20 minutes. Took away from the afterglow of sex a little. Still worth it.
>>708839455
hmm, I'll give it a try at some point then. I'm willing to put up with sneezing
>>708839455
>>708839455
Pics or it never happend faggot
Abso-fucking-lutely. No doubt in my mind.
>>708837545
Is this thread gonna be a regular thing now?
>>708839785
Yup
>>708837545
yep, gonna suck mine off later tonight in fact. it's a bit of an squired taste, but once you're hooked, you're hooked
Anyone have any vids?
>>708839900
I don't suck for I am not gay. But I love to watch girls get fucked by the big ones.
>>708840025
more?
>>708840166
well, considering i'm happily married, i wouldnt say i'm gay either. the thought of sucking off a human does nothing for me, but i love making my dog cum. watching his satisfied face as he empties himself all over me/the floor is a lot of fun, and he tastes kinda like chicken broth
>>708840368
Not really, only two frames from a video I took that is visible and recognizable. It's amazing how difficult it is to film on a flip phone when getting rammed by a 80lb beast.
>>708840705
are you kidding? its hard just to take videos of fingering a bitch or playing with a sheath. i dont know how people film during actual sex
Anybody fuck their females? Any tips?
>>708841340
i do, what are you having issues with?
>going abroad and finding strays in the street at night
sooner or later i'm gonna adopt
>>708841566
not the same guy, but what size dog would you need for that? I mean in general which breeds are big enough for it?
You glorious animal lovers
What is it like to fuck male dog ass? It's a dream of mine
>>708841875
Sounds like a great plan anon
>>708837545
suck ? no, let it fuck me ? probably. i'd like the degradation
>>708837545
I want to get knotted. Seems like it would feel awesome
>>708839850
i guess mods dont care anymore.
>>708841886
generally bigger is better. great danes and other giant breeds are going to be the most likely to comfortably take a human. a large number of medium sized breeds can take a human too, although you may have to work them up to it.
i'm active with a male shepherd and a female husky, and neither of them ever had issues with comfortably taking me. just remember it's gonna be different between individual dogs. you might find a spaniel that can take a subway train, and you may find a mastiff that can only take one finger.
>>708837545
this thread again....
ahh, the dark depths of /b/. I'm home at last
>>708842291
they care, these threads never last long. they always disappear when i'm writing a lengthy how-to response
>>708840025
you. kik. what is it!
>>708842208
It's pretty crazy good. It happens quickly but it is a very obvious sensation, not like typical anal. To me, I got this visceral rush, unlike anything else. I've had an inflatable dog toy for a while but it's way way way different in person.
>>708842766
I don't kik but starting to think I should
>>708842984
yes. something.. anything!
>>708843025
commercial shit is boring as fuck. the women arent actually into it, and the dog almost never gets to have any fun
>>708843025
Don't get the thread banned for japanese trash porn! Check out "the record" by strayx, and my favorite is "buffy and her german shep"
>>708842890
I heard they cum constantly and can stay inside you a long time if you get knotted. That's what i want.
>>708843117
Dude, would love to see those reaction vids. You got skype
>>708842295
how would you go about getting the dog into it and working her up to it? Do you have to wait for some kind of cue that the dog wants it, or can you teach it to them like you would teach them a trick?
>>708838910
Wut
>>708843117
Please
>>708843117
>little redhead
please?
>>708843192
Yup. First you play-fight them so they get excited. Then you "stumble". Then they climb up and knot you. Then they fill you with what seems like endless cum. So warm and wet. When they plop out of you, it's hard to keep it all in. I ended up cumming hands-free while knotted.
Sinners.
It took a couple tries, but if you stroke his cock while youre bent over he gets the idea pretty quickly
>>708843446
wtf does knotted mean, you dog fuckers?
Id prefer a horsescock
>>708843451
geez anon, its 2016. getting knotted is like riding a bicycle these days. live a little
>>708843236
>>708843320
>>708843377
not my screens. just something i saved from another thread. been looking myself ever since.
>>708843446
I am so jealous. It sucks all the male dogs i know are neutered.
>>708842295
Dude. It's scary you fuck dogs. You're a real fucking degenerate. Dude you fuck dogs. Dogs. Fucking dogs. D-O-fucking-G. and why the fuck would you fuck a guy dog? And why are terming it like you're in a relationship with a human? Why not just say I fuck a shepherd and I fuck a husky because I'm a sick fuck that's one step away from fucking kids?
>>708843261
i've always waited until they're in the receptive phase of heat. at that point, they'll present themselves to anything with a pulse. go slow with her, just rub her clit the first few times before you start working to actual penetration.
female dog orgasms have a hair trigger, once you find her clit, just stroke it a few times and she should start humping against your finger like crazy. just ride it out, keep your finger on her little nub and let her do the work. you're basically just getting her used to being touched and pleasured the first few times
whats a good website. I feel like a fap
>>708842291
Weird huh?
Beastiality is a state thing legally. There's nothing national about it, not in the 'states anyway.
>>708843704
fuck off newfag
>>708843720
a website called
videos
zoofilia
It's spanish but they have good vids. Consider, riding rottweiler
>>708843606
On the OP pic - its the huge ball at the base of the cock. It's not there at first. They fuck you like crazy until that thing starts swelling up inside you. It "knots" you to them so they can sit there filling you up with cum.
>>708843606
Dogs have a second ballsack that inflates inside the vagina to lock the partners together until the male stops being aroused.
>>708843720
Tumblr is full of it tbh
>>708843704
I bet you like Muslims.
>>708843946
it's always there, it just starts out much smaller. dogs dont get hard until after penetration/stimulation. they have a bone inside their dicks that allows them enough rigidity to penetrate while "soft"
>>708837545
OP would.
>>708843904
is that two lines or one?
>>708844263
two L's and the website I believe is one word. You can google it and it'll come up.
>>708843117
>>708843660
fucking share faggot
Sauce
>pbay
>"strayx&bilara"
you're welcome.
>>708843117
>>708843660
dropbox link?
>>708844649
lies
>>708844546
and who said being bilingual was worthless
>>708844765
neeoooop.
>>708844781
No intelligent person. Anyway, yep. Look for riding rottweiler, or really any petlust video. They're on there and they're great
>>708843660
ah fuck you give that shit right now
>>708845831
he's pretty. i wish people would post more pics of the entire dog though, it's not just their bits that are attractive, it's the whole package, face, body, etc.
>>708837545
Wesley Willis would
http://youtu.be/ZNhFoZ_W2RY
>>708843025
>>708843083
wtf are they rimming the dogs
>>708846649
>>708846812
yeah, lots of people seem to enjoy it. never could bring myself to try it though
>>708846649
holy fuck please more!
>>708846968
what does dog cum taste like?
>>708847112
last one
No I wouldn't suck a dog dick, I did however recently dog sit for my friend's and their german shepherd basically licked my balls, cock, taint and asshole the entire week, it was fucking great
>>708847391
a lot of people say it's kinda coppery and metallic, but i say it's closer to chicken broth
>>708847112
Is there anywhere I can get the full set? Any vids?
>>708847391
salty coins and milk
>>708847520
nah, i dont usually take vids since they end up looking shitty. and yeah, you can get pics here when i actually get around to taking some and posting them
>>708847833
You could also post them on /zoo/ on 8-c-h-a-n and become a god.
>>708848057
i've posted some of my stuff on the sexy dogs thread, it's mixed in with other people's pics though. you can never be too careful.
>>708844646
>>708844753
>>708845069
sorry anons like i said i dotn have sauce, saved these from another thread awhile back
>>708838635
Tastes like copper and rusty nails. the flavor sticks around, so does the smell. it's awful yet hypnotic.
Nope.
Not sucking cock.
I do however fuck my bitches ande mares.
Just was with my GSD about 20 min ago.
>>708837545
dogs man. Fucking dogs. Why is this thread still alive even? I hope you small dicked faggots feel like fucking the outcasts you are in that moment after you nut. I hope for second you feel like a loser faffot for fucking your dogs. They are dogs and half you faggots are using them like sex dolls and the other half are jacking off the other. Fucking dogs man. Dogs.
>>708848776
mmm, yeah i'm looking forward to another steamy night with my husky girl.
>>708843948
>second ballsack
You're retarded.
>>708849188
I've really been wanting more time with one of my mares, but the weather has totally sucked here recently.
>>708848814
but y u mad?
>>708837545
Always wanted to, don't have a dog or any means to get one though.
>>708849349
i've only been with a mare once, wasnt really my thing. kinda hard to get things lined up, and i've never found the smell of horses to be a turn on. she seemed like she had a good time though, so i guess i wasnt awful at it
Fuck yes. Been tempted to suck off my neighbors dogs for weeks now.
>>708849563
Huh, I really like the smell of them.
The one I do the most with, my Shetland is of the proper height that we line up perfectly.
>>708837545
yes i would, in a heartbeat
>>708849830
more power to ya man, i'm not saying i wouldnt do it again, but i think dogs are more my speed.
>>708837545
Already have. Would do again.
>>708849830
same, pretty much everything about horses gets my dick hard
>>708850007
no pics or vids?
>>708849991
I have trouble with most dogs being too small.
I have 2 gsd right now, one is just right, one is way too small. seems most gsd's are too small and huskies too.
>>708850146
No, that'd be pretty dumb
>>708850233
ah, i'm pretty average, but yeah, a lot of dogs can be too small to comfortably take a human. i've had a couple dogs over the years that couldnt take anything bigger than my middle finger. so yeah, in that regard, horses are a safer bet. i just dont have the land or time to care for them properly
>>708850542
Well, I have the land and I make time for them.
I'm a very bust person, work full time, have the horses to care for and ride, race cars to build and race, plus I build cars for other people.
>>708839455
nature has engineered your sneezing fit so that once the dog has tied, each sneeze you make squeezes on the dog's knot, producing a jolt of pleasure for the dog.
>>708850542
>don't have the time
Dude you've got nothing but time. Let's face it, the resource you're most lacking in is in your ability to get a human girl to willingly touch you. Only two types of people I know fuck dogs 1) losers and 2) losers. Why are you fucking dogs dude? Get your shit together and get rid of the dogs, tear down all your dog dick fetish pictures and posters, get out of your moms basement and go meet a human girl with a human pussy that comfortably fit your 4 inch dick. Faggot ass dog fucking mother fucker.
any grills on? im not attracted to dogs per se, but im really into girls who are into dogs.
>>708843704
doing our part to fight the population explosion. you're probably one of those self-righteous Quiverfull christians with nineteen kids and a carbon footprint the size of Missouri.
>>708851262
I second this
>>708846092
from the man who Kicked Batman's Ass! a true hero. he is missed.
> rock on London
> rock over Chicago
> zootube.com
> suck a cheetah's squirmy dick!
Ive had several dogs, cows, and mares. Mares have thr most delicious pussys. I have one dog she loves trying to swalloe my cock. Shes a bit ditzy and actually gags herself with it i dont even touch her an she starts humping the air while stuffing it in her mouth. Its great
>>708850860
sweet! yeah, i've only got around 1 1/4 acre on the edge of town. it's enough to keep my dogs happy, but it's too small for horses. i have a zoo friend that has them, so i could probably be a little more active with them if i desired, but it wouldnt be the same, horses are amazing animals, but the attraction just isnt there. and in the case of the mare he let me try, it was loveless. i know her pretty well, and she's comfortable around me, but i just dont have the kind of bond that i have with my dogs
>>708851251
as previously stated, i'm married. there are plenty of women into animals too
>>708837545
one time i was 10 bars deep in the windex crystals in toronto and i fucked like 15 dogs
picking up a dogs shit with your fingers in a little bag is just as pathetic as sucking its dick
>>708851270
The population explosion is disproportionately happening in Africa in the Middle East.
We need more Westerners, faggot.
Not to long now before /b/ mods decide yet again that a thread with legal porn in it isn't welcome here
smh
>>708851585
beautiful! shame we cant see more of him
>>708843660
I got you guys
>>708851623
ck w
>>708851270
Dude get a life. Try to get some real human pussy for once.
Any more of the chick
This thread has lasted surprisingly long
>>708851871
virgin
>>708851800
Thanks fam
>>708837545
I'm paying $20 to rent a little manwhore for my dawg
I really miss fucking my dog, I had to spay her at the age of 6 after she had pyometra two heats in a row (first time it was treated with antibiotics, but there's a risk of kidney failure)
After the loss of hormones from the spay surgery and a year of sexual inactivity and healing she is way too tight for sex and I can barely get two fingers in her :(
She still loves being rubbed off at least
>>708851983
unlike my dog
>>708851800
Thanks fam
>>708851800
>implying you need peanut butter to get a dog to lick pussy. most dogs love the smell of vagina... any vagina
>>708851985
what kind of dog cucked you?
>>708852081
>most dogs love the smell of vagina
>>708851800
more?
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/local-news/137604/Court-told-mother-died-after-acting.html
>>708851466
this isnt a website
>>708852159
the kind that thinks virgins and dogfuckers are easy to make fun of I guess
>>708851985
Nailed it dude. Dog fucking idiot. I hope one day you have a moment of clarity when you're sliding your micro dick in your chihuahua and you gain some perspective and see that you are fucking an animal, literally putting your dick in an animal.
>>708852342
used to be
Why not mine?
>>708852510
u sound mad. did ur chihuahua deny you?
>>708852687
because dog cum actually tastes kinda good. and dogs keep their cocks cleaner
>>708852510
ITT: 1000% vexed virgin discovers chihuahua fetish in lieu of social skills
>>708852255
This is why you should not fuck dogs if you are allergic to them, yes.
Or at least use a condom, it's probably a bad idea to get your insides blasted by cum when you're hyper allergic.
In the end the guy that set her up with the dog didn't go to prison for it, but he lost his job, his dog and his future in that community :(
>>708837545
Honestly, if I was horny enough I would, and I'm a male
>>708840025
>>708840705
Did you use lube before ass penetration
>>708852687
fag
>>708852771
Seconding that dog cum tastes great
I've given blow jobs to a beautiful jet black flat-coated retriever and his cum tasted like fresh grass with a little metallic aftertaste
I still get an instant boner whenever I think back on it
>>708853158
same
>>708843607
Mr Hands?
