still no rekt thread?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
still no rekt thread?
>>708825156
What is that thing exiting the fish's mouth?
>>708825156
What in the fuck is that?
>>708825350
I think it might be a tongue eating louse
>>708825438
I'm pretty sure it's fake, but that's what they were going for.
>>708825350
Cymothoa exigua
>>708825438
>>708825949
thanks
>>708825156
This is from a movie. I can't remember the name, but it involves pollutants or some shit vastly increasing the number of deep sea parasitic isopods that come ashore and wreak havoc on a coastal town.
>>708827270
Wait, same guy here. Just remembered. It's called The Bay. Decent movie. Not real memorable though.
>>708825156
thanks for opening the thread, but you could have dumped three things to get the thread going.
I'm still sickened by the old chinese guy with maggots instead of eyeballs from the last thread. Anyone saved it? Story?
>>708828919
This is the only shit that gets me
>>708828919
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>708829708
SNEK!
>>708828919
the inside of the scalp
>>708825949
This
>>708830301
That fucking filename. Im dying
>>708831037
That fish has better teeth than me :(
>>708832195
Won't affect me while i'm alive so i don't give a shit
>>708832085
Worst one
>>708832141
HEADSHOT
>>708832400
what are you 70 or something? Shit's gonna get serious quickly.
>>708829708
lost
>>708832283
i remember when this would have been funny
try again next year kiddo
>>708832725
terminal cancer
>>708828919
fucking how WTF, IMAGINE THE FEELING OF THEM WRIGGLING IN YOUR SKULL
>>708832085
You do know they went and changed the thermometers and raised recorded temps to match their theory don't you? So.yeah global warming is utter bullshit.
>>708825823
It's from a movie. I think it's called The Bay, but I'm not 100% sure.
If you're into found footage stuff, it's worth a watch.
>>708832283
>>708830301
did he dead?
>>708828919
I don't think I've seen anything worse. God why
>>708831832
sauce!! for the love of god, sauce!
>>708832808
sorry /b/ro
>>708833314
No. He was on Tosh.0
>>708831832
what the fuck. how is this possible??
>>708833149
>>708832400
Totally agree
My great grandpa used to tell to my dad "in the future, all this (pointing at the Milano surroundings) will be housing. There will be no more forest".
All that happens and look at me now, perfectly normal life... somehow better than those years.
>>708833926
It's like Dead Frontier when it was 2D.
>>708831252
and that's what happens when you have sex with niggers, Stacy
>>708832139
story?
>>708833926
>doom guy in real life
>>708825156
motherfucker
>>708832725
Maybe you'll get serious and quit believing all these bullshit "facts." Do the same chart for the last 15000 years and you'll see that this is nothing. Learn to science, faggot.
>>708832912
Sauce?
>>708828919
wow, this is gr8
how much of a disgusting nigger you have to be to get to such state?
>>708829708
i want audio
>>708829708
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES!
>>708833788
sauce
>>708833926
racist
![iceage_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tgWjdto.jpg "iceage_a[1].jpg")
>>708832195
Its called cycles, kid.
Life is full of them.
>>708828919
id just kill myself
>>708828919
>>708836140
Like your life is that much better than his.
>>708831832
found sauce
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d20_1472604706
>>708832283
why do people repost the same unfunny jokes in every thread? what do you gain from it?
>>708834737
Was obsessed with finding this sauce a few months ago
All I found was the original video, not her name
Search puke face facial abuse
>>708836415
also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F9qw-d-2e4
>>708834239
i feel this guy fucking niggers belong in a cage in a zoo or back to their shithole afrika
>>708836659
Brazil is like India tier of garbage, if it was nuked tomorrow nothing of value would be lost
>>708828919
How does this come about?
>>708837027
Wasn't brushing his eyeballs.
>>708833149
"They"
>>708833926
I had the version with the Doom theme but i fucking forgot what i named it
>>708836935
He's famous.
You're 4ever anon
>>708837017
you got me
>>708834232
he hit he with he stick
>>708833149
You don't read very much, do you?
>>708837468
>>708833149
No offence, but are you retarded or did a science major cuck you in college?
Seriously slow tonight, usually these things blow the fuck up. come on wheres beyblade subway guy, or the flamboyant Asian murderer, hell ill even take wall stealers
>>708829057
wearyourseatbelt.
>>708837960
kentucky fried niggerz
>>708837960
>>708834396
You are aware in the past 15000 years human civilization has developed to fit the needs of a very systematic climate, aren't you?
Learn to civil engineer asshat
>>708838381
How about a wall breaker?
>>708829708
9/11
>>708833580
>Watches Tosh.0
OUT! GET OUT!
>>708832085
I good with this. Fuck winter.
>>708837960
>meanwhile, in india.webm
>>708828919
The worst part he was probably blind before the maggots started eating away. Then when he starts feeling them he couldn't find the hospital
>>708828919
whoa
>>708838783
Meanwhile in india.gif
>>708836389
MFW I realize there are other people living the maggot eye lifestyle
>>708832085
>>708832195
Global warming doesn't exist.
Earth goes through natural climate change cycles every 100,000 years; it gets warmer, then goes into an ice age, then gets warm again.
>>708837359
is that Bill Pullman on the left?
>>708839151
>when you nut but she still suckin
>>708832821
Assuming they are "in" your skull, meaning in your brain, you wouldn't feel it. Your brain has no pain receptors so they could be in your brain right now and you wouldn't know.
>>708839249
That's not the point, the issue is that it's happening at a faster rate than we can keep up with
>>708839249
Nobdy is fuckin worried about melting you fucker! Jesus Christ the problem is the mass exodus of coastal cities and towns that will destroy every country in the world except Muslim countries and they're gunna become the next super power. Is that what you fucking want?
Saudia Arabia is literally banking on this shit
>>708833926
who watches the watchmen?
>>708834239
I will put this kid through college if he can be identified.
>>708831252
jesus fuckin christ
>>708834133
the webm still pretty 3D
>>708836809
either way, that video is nifty.
>>708839986
Why would this not effect muslim countries
>>708837468
>>708837960
it should be a punishable offense to not record properly and fuck the flow
>>708831436
What the fuck was this moron trying to do? Did he really think he would manage to hold on to that makeshift parachute and glide down to safety? Goddamn
>>708839986
christ that's just really dumb
>>708828919
Putting a bullet in his head would be a mercy
>>708833149
>people taking the worlds shittiest tier bait
well done, anon. Not sure how you did it, but i'm impressed.
>>708840033
The movie was okay. I prefer to read the watchmen myself.
>>708829708
those bitches can swing
>>708840686
i can't understand how dafak this even happens...
>>708829708
it would be better 'Defeating Medusa'
>>708831908
same haha
>>708840892
Renaming it now
>>708840686
Wtf I'm gona get fucking sick
>>708840686
>>708831252
How dafuq do you get yourself to this pont, you have been in a fuckin coma or wtf?
>>708825387
a leech
>>708840686
sauce?
>>708837591
No, No he isn't, he is having his eyes, optic nerves, and possibly brain being eaten by maggots and his only recognition is a shitty .gif on 4chan. You sir are a moron.
>>708840818
It's typically in VERY rural areas with little to no hygiene practices. Maggots on exposed skin really aren't too uncommon but in the genital area is extremely rare. Also typically only been seen n women because the labia's folds provide a warm and safe environment. I've never even seen dick maggots before.
>>708831037
How does fish get human teeth?
Rly what fishy is this
>>708839183
The maggots keep him alive. Just like /b keeps you going
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy
>>708834133
oh my god i loved that game. 2d was legit haha
>>708841188
>>708841371
see>>708841476
It's just flys landing on the vulva and dropping a few eggs. That's all it takes really.
>>708834232
>Need anesthesia before surgery
>No health insurance
>>708841516
Pacu possibly
>>708838564
rad
>>708841099
Yes they're niggers but holy fuck those tables weigh a good bit and catching those chairs. Goddamn chimpanzee strength.
>>708833149
They didn't change anything, but you're right about "global warming", in the sense everyone thinks "global warning", isn't what it is.
Its just the earth's natural temperature change cycles it's been having for the past billions of years. Or since our stmoshpere was formed.
>>708839430
And? Go look up "the little Ice Age". Shit happens.
Even so, it ain't gonna affect me in my lifetime, and I ain't having kids. The world's kind of a fucked up place, and unlike a sadistic god, I'm not going to force the pains of existence on an undeserving child.
>>708828919
Probably just untreated nasal myiasis... in undeveloped regions of the world, it's not terribly uncommon for sick, dirty, or elderly people to have flies lay larvae in their nose....
Someone post the webm of the asians eating the poor frog
dat filename
>>708834747
>>708837027
Pretty much 100% of the time it gets to this level because of mental disease
>>708828919
They're shaving his face cause they're about to amputate his head
>>708841099
yayyyyy
>>708833580
Probably at least broke his hip, maybe a shoulder and a limb or two.
>>708833619
>>708833370
Fuel tanker loses breaks and ignites.
I think like 20 people died
>>708836734
Lol stupid nigger
>>708834232
If I were to guess. The dude doesn't like a squatter sleeping in his hallway
>>708842103
They're brutes by nature. That's why we're not equal to them.
>>708833926
I love how the mob acts gangsta til it's time to do gangsta shit
>>708832173
cause it actually has a fairly good diet instead of all the shit you eat
>>708838454
that file name
>>708835559
I can't tell
Did the dude shoot himself or did the visitor shoot the dude?
>>708832912
check out those cocks
>>708843152
>fish
>diet
>>708842391
your newfag is showing
>>708835559
he ded?
>>708840375
Apparently the dude had done front flip BASE diving for awhile. He miscalculated this time and didn't take into effect how much body would catch the parachute as much as it did.
>>708843681
Sometimes. Look closesely as he springs back to life after 57 seconds.
>>708836058
And the Gigatons of carbon we dump into the atmosphere every single years have nothing to do with it? Okay, kiddo...
Inb4 "Volcanoes" bullshit.
>>708836058
>cycles
Bullshit. The climate has been warmer in the past, sure, but the last time it changed this rapidly was 65 million years ago... during the last mass extinction.
>>708841476
The flies aren't on the patients when they come into the hospital in all these webms. The docs PUT them on dead, necrosis areas to clean off the dead skin.
That womans pussy was probably literally rotten so they cut the bad parts off and put maggots on it to clear it all up. They're really good at eating dead skin.
>>708841783
Thanks anon.
Look at this shit. These fish have identical teeth as us
>>708839249
>posts bs infographic based on debunked shit from blog posts
GTFO
>>708842182
The maggots were placed on the man by the doctors..
>>708825350
It's fake
>>708829057
What would happen if you caught them? Say the person in that black car ran out and caught the person b4 they hit the pavement would they die?
>>708844578
god is a lazy motherfucker
CTRL+C
CTRL+V
>>708844702
Those are actual earth temperatures done by carbon dating and are all agrees upon by the scientific community
It does take a high degree of common sense to see our earth goes through some pretty drastic temp changes. It takes someone of small IQ to believe everything you hear in the news. Especially pertaining to the global warming meme
>>708832085
I was gonna explain it to you but youre retarded so nah
>>708839249
>"Chart"
>No scale given for the y-axis
>includes biblical shit that didn't even happen in reality "Hebrew Exodus from Egypt" LOL @ the Jew Cuck
That's not how science works, dipshit.
>>708845078
>>708845123
>done by carbon dating
Holy fucking shit you're dumb. Carbon dating gives an AGE of sample, not a fucking temperature, retard.
>are all agrees upon
LOL, no.
>>708828919
Why don't they just fucking put a bullet in his brain? That's the humane thing to do.
>>708829057
good rekt post
>>708828919
>>708845525
Also measuring the amount of carbon in the soils of ancient rocks deep in the ground, dipshit
What the fuck do you think they use to measure ancient temperatures?
They also do agree on past temps
>>708836734
White man be keeping him down LOL.
>>708835559
imagine the nightmares those little fuckers will get
Less gore and nasty shit, moar people getting shot inna face
>>708842985
We bred them to be farm animals
>>708835722
These fine, young men are well adjusted, well behaved, productive members of society. Saying anything otherwise means you are an intolerant, racist bigot.
>>708837017
well played
>>708845123
Proof that scientific community agrees. Am retarded newfag who say discussion. I like to see both viewpoints with full proof.
>>708831252
I'm never touching a pussy again
>>708845826
Ice core samples, not "carbon dating." Carbon dating only finds age, it has nothing to do with temperature, you fucking imbecile.
>"Radiocarbon dating (also referred to as carbon dating or carbon-14 dating) is a method for determining THE AGE OF AN OBJECT..."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiocarbon_dating
You probably use a ruler to tell time and a clock to measure your micropenis.
>>708839249
5000 megatons of burnt carbon in the atmosphere.
>natural process
>>708832085
we gone die
>>708846399
A year
>>708831252
And that's why I dropped medicine school
>>708843990
>Gigatons of carbon
>Okay, kiddo
>>708845826
>What the fuck do you think they use to measure ancient temperatures?
Usually tree rings but the activists will cherry pick
>>708846282
You'd had to have at least once to do it again
>>708831252
>>708846294
That's exactly what I'm saying. They measure the amount of carbon dioxide in a certain point in time. Go cry about global warming some more you annoying fucking college aged hippy
bump
>>708832085
Sure, kid.
>>708833580
Tosh
>Cringe/10
>>708841616
Nope. There was this blogger post I read a few years ago. Basically there was this girl who got sexually aroused by having rotten stuff up her snitch. Then she went and took a rotten piece of meat from a restaurant's dumpster and left it in her crotch for a good while. If I recall correctly, its name was something like "my magotty story". Can't find it anymore tho.
>>708828919
Just end the poor cunt, no point living after that shit.
>>708838094
>offence
>>708849074
hes already dead you dipshit
>>708848311
You dumb faggot
>>708844318
No, there are documented medical examples of women getting maggots in their vagina from poor hygiene in rural areas.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3841665/
>>708836389
>>708846073
>less gore
>more people shot in the face
>>708837079
That file name though!
>>708849401
Look at his jaw, idiot.
>>708850360
Clearly postmortem contractions, fuck ass.
>>708825156
Didnt the last one (no rekt thread, lets fix that) 404, can only find it in my history??
>>708831037
>alien
>>708850167
>Less rotting, bloated corpses being devoured by maggots
>more senselessly violent acts of agression and bloodlust
>>708825156
From a movie right
>>708842149
why don't more people think like they?
>muh sex tho!
>muh carrying on this miserable thing we call life!
literally forcing someone onto this gay earth is the worste thing anyone could ever do
>>708850965
This
>>708842149
Yeah, man! Fuck God for not giving me the firetruck I wanted for Christmas when I was six!
>>708829708
You know what Samuel L. Jackson would say...
>>708832400
you're an idiot because it is affecting you
>>708844247
this
we're on the brink of a mass extinction, likely caused by humans, but who knows.
the earth is getting hotter, without getting colder, this in turn warms the oceans, once the oceans warm berry bad things begin to happen.
>methan deposits frozen at the bottom of the ocean, most of which along coastlines
>begin to thaw, and when they do, they shoot straight up into the atmosphere
>insanely high ammounts of methane are always precent during mass extinction events, every single one
>does it happen because of the death of species?
>or is it the cause of the death of majority of life on the planet
we're not sure, but if the planet continues to heat up we do know we're fucked, doesn't really matter what the cause is.
if we can't keep the planet locked in this goldilocks zone temperature, byebye humanity.
>>708848915
what gun rights advocates think actually happens. kekek
>>708851799
Fucking ZOG "science".... Wake the fuck up.
>>708851948
>Yew know that the JEWWWS are behin' it all, them gawrdamn zionist puppets in Warshindun be pullin' the wool over our eyes for their gawrdamn hebe masters!
jfc
>>708851799
There isn't any concrete evidence that things are getting hotter. Several sailing expeditions to the north and south poles by "scientists" have gotten stuck in ice they didn't believe would be there.
So why is there no concrete evidence of "warming"? Scientists claim there is warming because that's what the government wants them to say. When the scientists play ball and say that things are warming, they get money from the government. See how this works?
>>708852162
Well, you know what they say. "Out of the mouths of babes"...
>>708846558
dat hat tho
>>708831832
BACK TO THE FUTURE!!
>>708828562
That reaction....priceless
>>708847039
ooooh sick burn mate fucking classic
>>708841476
That dude who fucks road kill would get a few dick maggots you'd imagine
All of my webms are too big to post now fellas, I need more under 2.0mb!
I /b/eseech you, fellow chantards
>>708838744
shitskin detected
>>708839249
We're still in an ice age
fucking hell tonight sucks
>>708848915
Randy Bobandy saves the day
>>708851890
You literally just watched it happen.
Go be a retard somewhere else.
>>708839249
>Global warming doesn't exist.
QFT
That's why they had to rename it 'climate change.'
...as if the climate hasn't always been changing.
>>708842149
that's an odd way of saying "i am a faggot"
>>708853439
That's the worst suppressing fire I've ever seen. Surprised he didn't get his head vented sooner.
>>708848311
i know what you're talking about, but no, those are probably screw flies. they basically lay eggs in living beings and the maggots feed on the host. in third world countries i could see the parasites getting out of control like that since like other anons said; lack of modern medicine or knowledge
story was called 'the bloatfly girl' btw
>>708847955
dat file name
anybody got that bamboklaa webm?
>>708831832
Bet he practiced that move on Burnout: Revenge.
>>708851890
...what actually happened. Fucking idiot.
>>708837079
10/10 on that hat
>>708851700
It is?? Oh dear.
>>708851799
> we're on the brink of a mass extinction, likely caused by humans, but who knows.
Not you, that's for damn sure.
>>708852209
>See how this works?
We see what you assert, but that isn't really the same as a proof or even an argument, now is it? Got anything better than an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory?
We on the side of reason will trust the scientific consensus instead of your bullshit narrative. Want to change our minds? Bring some substance to the table.
>>708839249
dont breed
>>708840686
Just use a spoon. Ugh, so inefficient.
>>708846558
Free hat.
>>708835537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdK2mOT3oJA
>>708852209
What fucking "government"? you teethless inbreed redneck. 97% of the scientific community and scientific agencies around the WORLD have arrived to this conclusion independently.
>>708833926
what is he actually shooting them with? is it some sort of non-lethal crowd control shot since that guy takes a blast point blank and is still able to run?
>>708860084
holy forks
>>708859682
The scientific community that gets a hard on for "climate change" gets paid through GOVERNMENT grants. And yes, that includes the UN. Oh, you forgot about them?
All sorts of "scientists" have been found either ignoring their own findings or altering them to find nonsense climate change. I'd say do some research, but you obviously love the main stream media cock you're sucking on so I'll just leave you two alone.
>>708825156
Ahh, The Bay. Great movie OP
>>708846558
Commando pro
>>708860146
>Hi, I'd like to buy that phone cover.
Allright sir. That will be 25$.
>25 FUCKING DOLLARS??
bang
>>708860212
KEK
>>708837960
35kv cigarette lighter
>>708838454
Korean welding class.
>>708851799
Better luck next time, life.
>>708833149
>they
Yep, I remember the day when "they" came round at work recalibrating all the thermometers. And at home. And every other single thermometer in the world overnight like some kind of Santa for global warming conspiracy.
You cockflute.
>>708828562
>russian writing
you can tell hes used to it
>>708849425
Just the G forces from the spin alone would have ripped his heart from his aorta.
>>708828562
It's the kid who killed himself over Naruto
>>708859269
THOSE LITLE FUCKERS PUT ROCKS IN THEM
>>708842125
It's "anthropocentric global warming" as in humans are most definitely the main cause of most of the recent warming.
The amount isn't that significant yet, but the rate of change is WAY faster than during any natural period before this. Previous ice ages would take thousands of years to form and pass. The 2C change in a century is the result of increasing accumulation of greenhouse gasses in the atmosphere and the various positive feedback factors that it prompts.
>>708846803
>his mind literally cannot grasp the immensity of the numbers
>>708844702
Yeah, you are an idiot.
That is a graph from a scientific journal that has been around for quite some time.
In fact, no one disputes that graph--no matter what side of the global warming issue they are on.
Apparently, you are the sole retard that needs all facts presented in the world to align with your ideals or else they are bullshit.
Keep being a fucked up libfag who can't think for themselves.
Prolly a Shillary Disciple.
Fucking morons.
bump
>>708862015
It's people who support hillary and the like that make me okay with the death of humanity. We have it coming, and will get what we deserve. Ignorance is not an excuse.
>>708860397
You're so full of shite.
>>708845300
>No scale given for the y-axis
>not how science works, dipshit
LMFAO!!! Actually when one shows a variance over time equalized about a median, that is precisely how it is graphed. The y-axis is completely irrelevant and a distraction. The whole point of a variance graph. You only show the x and y axis together when you are showing correlation.
Who's the dipshit?
LMFAO!!!
>>708832085
Graph name is messed up, it starts in 1880 not 1980
Also 1°c over 135 years is fuck all, at most its thedifference between handmade mercury thermometers and modern thermistors
>>708825156
This is from the movie called "the bay"
>>708832195
At most it's having a population explosion
That caused it
http://www.bestgore.com/extreme-body-mods/desperate-american-cutoff-pound-own-flesh-offer-obama/
>>708859902
Probably bean bags or less than lethal pellets which in reality are just really heavy bouncy balls.
>>708825350
CGI
>>708838525
I'm always asking how they got him out there. And if his leg is fully healed today. Has someone more information? Have that feel that this is some slavic guy.
>>708840686
So, looks like the doctor here is eating those maggots one by one. Lucky bastard.
>>708862401
You can't obtain variance without actual measurements which they can just slap on there if they had them. They have no clue how cold all of those periods actually are relative to each other which is why it's a bullshit graph with no numbers.
>>708862883
Seems English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN0yNOpBYG4
I need more information!
>>708834239
i love this one, i wish i knew what happens afterward though.
>>708839430
The worlds population had doubled since 1970, doesn't take rocket appliances to realize uncontrolled reproduction is the problem
>>708860212
fukin topkek
>>708837079
looks like some shit out of GTA4
>>708832912
shes so pretty
>>708835722
great justice
