Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
P.S. If you want to keep hanging around after I leave for the night, please make a new thread with a different OP. It's not cool to make Anonymous expect tarot readings he'll never get.
>It's not cool to make Anonymous expect tarot readings he'll never get.
Fuck that guy, he called me a newfag. I've been here almost 2 weeks! Why does he post on 4chan so much? Almost every post is Anonymous. I hate him.
>Chief won't look
>>708821888
Cute trips. Have you ever visited an alien planet? Let me recap.
Chuuni here. On a phone so no yandere or tarot.
>>708821888
Trips said it, so it must be true.
>>708822043
So, in the 94 days between my death as a human and reappearance as what I am now, I had an adventure on a planet that I named Moorgibbon.
By the way, none of you are fooling me. I know that all the posts made saying I should add Seija on Steam are just being made by her so she can...
D-do something weird, I don't know, she's weird!
On time today!
Hello all
Not trying to be rude, but why are all of these photos with threads like these borderline porn? Eh, fuck it, stop asking questions and GET
>>708822418
Borderline? I can fix this
Rolling for a reading
>>708821692
Not poster but
>>708822605
Aw shit, I spilled my ice cream.
Sorry for being such a clumsy wumsy, Seija.
Actually, that cum looks more like a Ditto than it does ice cream or cum.
>>708822781
Upside-down Seijas are not your ice cream holder mmk?
>>708822338
Seija it's been a while
>>708822320
Just add her already
>>708822418
I didn't think of it as borderline porn...
>>708821692
SalsaBlast rolling.
Chances to get the job i'm doing now as an intern when I'll get the degree in March?
>>708823280
Weren't we in the same thread Wednesday? Hi, though.
>>708822629
Reroll
evening gentlemen, how you all doing?
-raz
Fred is here, the party can now officially begin
...What do you mean its already been started for 17 minutes?
>>708823739
What if I don't like guitars?
>>708823844
Then you get dubs, obviously
>>708822605
Good shit.
>>708823289
>tfw Reimu OP doesn't dump porn for you
I want to steal your socks.
>>708824032
There is always lewdmu
meine fruende guten abend
wie geht es dir?
-Sweet Roll
>>708821692
Ghost rolling for a reading. "Have most of the people I know given up on me already?"
If not dubs , then i'll take tell cookie's fortune.
-drops some coins on television teller's table -
>>708823289
Those armpits are full-blown porn
>>708824349
Ich bien gutt
I'm sleeeeepy, hurry up and download civ 6 you asshole
>>708824125
I can only fap to 100% organic, homegrown Reimu OP. Though genetically modified for maximum lewdness Reimu is okay, it just doesn't cut it for me like Reimu OP does
>>708824464
ignore the second t
bump
really boring here tonight, how about a love reading for me reimu? promise i'll pay with next dubs
-raz
So whats going on here guise? Rawling
- Lambda
>>708824464
Ich BIN, dummkopf!
>>708824999
You got it boiyo
>>708824999
there you go, i'm a man of my word
-raz
>>708824032
>>708824543
>>708824999
Noice trips
>>708825053
Fuck off, I haven't spoke German in probably 4 years
>>708825122
nice dubs right back at ya buddy
-raz
>>708825122
Ahh i got dubs~ but I didnt sign it. :'(
- Lambda
>>708825112
Reimmuuu OP
I'd like a reading please.
"What does my future hold?"
Cookie?
-Yao
>>708821692
So I just need like, future advice. Like, what should I look forward to? Im in a very complicated spot in my life.
>>708825206
I really don't need a fortune
>>708825168
Not me
I barely know any german
just used google translate
Wanted to do something new for my arrival this time, m8
-Sweet Roll
>>708825168
Sorry, just a Grammar Nazi in both English and German.
>>708821692
Pls read my hand about future, hope its spooky.
>>708825639
You're fine sweetie
This asshole >>708825648 is an asshole
Hey everyone.
Feeling a bit more energetic today.
-Koi
rolling for relationship tarot....
Hopefully I get something good
>>708824999
No credit. Lucky for you, your trips just came in.
>Nine of Cups (Reversed)
Are you in a relationship or have a crush? If so, this is telling me you have too much in common with that person. It'll get boring.
>Six of Cups
You might find yourself remembering childhood innocence and happiness a lot.
>Five of Pentacles (Reversed)
That's not constructive though, it only makes things worse. Worry more about creating happiness today.
>>708825872
reroll
>>708825741
Hello, how's your day been? I'm falling asleep.
-Yao
urgh roll for hangover cure tarot, also roll for a testy sammich
>>708825914
lovely Reimu OP, how are you feeling today?
Rolling for romance!
>>708825701
>sweetie
that just sounds weird. m8
/'–_–\ ...
-Sweet Roll
>>708825935
last roll
>>708826049
Okay, dearest roll
>>708821692
Rollin' for a tarot.
-Andrea
>>708825122
Here are my dubs, can I actually get a reading on my health, I've got a cold, will I be over it by tomorrow?
....I'll roll for a tarot.
Something about the new girl I'm talking to
>>708826341
I'll tey again
>>708826484
try*
>>708821692
Tarot roll part 2.
-Andrea
>>708826533
There you go
>>708826316
Baka- I'm not Reimu. Although those are my dubs~
- Lambda
>>708825914
not in a relation ship and don't have a crush.
can the card have any other meaning?
-raz
>>708825985
Worked my last shift and started packing some stuff today, but I think my cat is a little stressed.
Last time I did stuff like this, we moved.
How's your day been? It must be near over now.
>>708825366
>Knight of Wands
Expect help from a considerate and loyal person.
>Five of Swords
You'll need it, because you'll be dealing with a loss or defeat of some kind.
>The Sun
Powerful joy and abundance awaits you on the other side though, so grit your teeth and rely on your new friend.
>>708825401
Make some things to look forward to! Find some new hobbies or skills you can learn and make new goals! I'm talking about goals that can be reached in the near future. The big ones are nice, but it's better to have things you can achieve and feel good about sooner in addition to those. Try to organize all your desires and goals into a priority list, then pick one, and think of the steps you'd need to take to reach it. Split it down until you've got a small step you can take tomorrow. Take that step, then keep taking small steps. Every little thing you accomplish is a win!
>>708826630
no there are mine, boiyo
I'll even send the proof
Tarot roll. HNGGGGGHHHH
-Andrea
>>708826728
Bitch, please~
On another note- general reading, love reading? Flip a coin lol.
- Lambda
>>708826630
Never mind, I goofed you right
>>708826719
Thankyou
>>708826673
Yeah its almost 3am now, I've just been relaxing with friends and weed after finishing my assignments for this term.
What are you packing for?
-Yao
>>708826645
General dissatisfaction with an outcome.
>>708825999
A little sleepy. I woke up very early this morning after not sleeping much last night. But I'm happy too, because I landed a new job and it won't interfere with my shrine work at all!
>>708827179
unf. What kinda job is it?
>>708827179
That is such great news. Congrats Reimu!
>>708827230
Donation attendant. If you'd believe that.
>>708827238
Thank you!
>>708827086
I know. ;)
- Lambda
>>708826533
I'm going to use thesee dubs to see if the cards think I have a chance getting a date tomorrow or not.
and generally if I have a chance.
>>708827429
nice. way to go Reimu OP
>>708827429
good luck on your new job reimu, nice to know the shrine will keep running.
-raz
>>708827178
Moving house, to the nearest capital to live with a younger sibling. Nothing special, just to have a change.
>Donation attendant
There's a joke to be made here
Check my dubs
>>708827678
>Four of Wands (Reversed)
>Temperance (Reversed)
Both of these tell me that you will make progress, but your time would be better spent elsewhere. It's gonna turn out annoying.
>Ten of Cups
A better pairing that leads to true love comes to you later down the road.
>>708827943
Nice job being one off, autist.
>>708823280
But my Steam profile is too awesome. Have any of you even seen the kind of shit I got there?
>>708828122
.....well, at least the cards think I'll have some luck with love eventually....
Sadly, the cards are probably.right
>>708827943
No dubs for you~
>>708828333
>Manhattan3
>With the triple 3s
Checked.
>>708828152
>>708828333
Nice tribs
I saw a whole lot of nothing on there, if that's what you mean.
>>708828333
>he knew
>>708827689
>>708827716
Thanks you guys!
>>708827943
It's not a code word for hobo, I swear!
>>708827436
>The Moon
"A need to control emotions, lest one becomes fascinated by phantasmagoric dreams and flashes from the subconscious."
This one sticks out to me.
>Two of Wands
Brainstorming and heavy consideration are in your near future.
>Death
A natural end to a situation, whether it be positive or negative; for example, the card may refer to the end of a relationship, illusion, financial source, or the completion of a project.
>>708828333
>>708828420
I might as well use them, then. There is something that I want to know.
...
Are the extradimensional beings I met still looking after and helping us, and are there other ones that also care about us?
>>708828525
My info:
I am the most powerful being in the known universe. I can do anything.
But for the world to be what it needs to be, what it must be, I must sacrifice my own choices, my own free will, so that they can have choices.
Boxes contain mysteries. Boxes are mysteries. Until we open them, we can never really be sure what's inside.
You do not know me, and you cannot understand me. Nobody but me can understand what I am or how I feel, because nobody else has looked inside the same box I have. Did it make me what I am, or did I make myself? Perhaps I was not made. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsmen. A watch. A concept without form. Time. A box opened on August 20, 1959, at one-fifteen P.M. I do not live in the same sense you do.
With this in mind, how can I ask you to treat me like a living thing, or even think of me as one? Does my power make me matter more than others, and, if it, do none of us matter at all?
I only want to help us all lead the best lives we can, but thinking that everyone will cast aside hate and accept love is staggeringly optimistic. This is why I set things into action.
This is why I try with boxes and mysteries. I cannot wait to see what this new box reveals.
Perhaps you will become something amazing. And perhaps we will become something amazing, together.
I would like that. I would like that very much.
(On Steam, the parts that are taken word-for-word from the Watchmen and Before Watchmen comics even have the correct words bolded.)
>>708821692
I had a nice convo with a girl in Tinder... being chatting with her since last sunday and being looking forward to go out together this friday we both had time.
Yesterday, I asked her about the time we should meet and she simply ignored the question.
We were talking today again and once I talked again about going out, no more responses from her. Radio silence.
She has not deleted me. How can I call her flaking and try to save this date?
>But anon, she is a bitch, ditch her, get another woman on tinder
I know, I am already speaking to other girls, but she has something that makes me hard. I want her I don´t know why.
Any advice?
This happened over over summer with a girl I am into. Don't really know what to make of it. Why would she continue to talk to a guy that she is not too friendly with after this?
>I invited her to hang out with a friend and I on short notice.
>She said she was busy, sisters graduation. (Turns out it was true)
>For some reason I did not trust her.
>So I sent her "I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but if you don't want to hangout, just tell me"
>She did not respond to that accusation. (understandably)
>A month and a half later I decided to apologize. It basically went like
Me- "Hey, I'm sorry for what I said. I was not right for me to accuse you of that"
Her- "Hey, Thanks! I appreciate the apology. I've just been very busy over the summer"
>doesn't seem to be any real lasting affects from that. Everything resumed as usual.
>>708828745
Should I buy a recording interface for my guitar?
>>708821692
I'm getting impatient waiting on some weed.
I also want something sweet to snack on but have no idea what.
And for a question, will the weed be any good?
>>708828848
But what do you HAVE? Just words? You're like that Manhattan guy that posts on these threads.
Know what'd be cool? If he showed up with another dumb strawpoll featuring me, horns, and armpits. But not kitties. I don't know any kitties.
>>708829202
Not OP, but abandon ALL hopes, fast.
>>708828745
It's strange but I'm actually inclined to believe this- I'm moving out of the place i've been stuck for four nearly five years. Away from all the bad memories- then again the death card follows me about lol.
The moon though- damn. You are right. Why did you use the term flashes from the subconscious? You're a fucking wizard in so many ways.
Sure, I'll roll. What do the cards say about my work situation?
>>708829623
Other than the busy part, why?
It surely says something if she still deals with me
Are we human- or are we dancer?
>>708829089
Not sure what you could do if she just avoids it. Calling her out isn't gonna do anything except make her get defensive and probably end any further contact.
>>708829202
She's a busy girl, and you showed her the ugly signs of insecurity. It's a long shot to come back from something like that and win her over, so I think it's best if you put your energy elsewhere.
>>708829255
Instead of tarot reading this, I'm just gonna ask you... what are the reasons you have for and against doing that?
>>708829202
insecurity is not even remotely attractive, good luck salvaging that
>>708828848
"Does my power make me matter more than others, and, if it, do none of us matter at all? "
>, if it,
typo?
>>708827943
Seiiiijaaa
>>708830390
Shit didn't realize that would be dubs, but I want it to try my hand at learning to record music, and just so I would have a way to record any music that I may right, The negative is that it is $100
>>708830612
Yukihikarinon! Smell my panties!
This is boring. Where is the Alice therapy threads?
>>708829822
>Ten of Swords
>Five of Cups
I see a lot of drama here. A lot of temporary alliances that fizzle out or explode, a lot of slander, misunderstandings, pettiness, and conflict.
>The Sun
Yet, there's a very happy ending. You either win the shit war, or you get yourself away from it and into something better. I can't tell which.
>>708821692
Dubs get please
My name is Ryan and my ex wife is driving me towards suicide
Pls help me
>>708827943
Nice try but check this.
>>708829202
If by "usual" you mean, there is absolutely no affection for you from her side. Than yes, it's back to usual.
>>708829864
Absolutely not.
She just cannot type "I would never" because she's not gonna having you pissed off and prefs silence in spite of testing your reactions to gather unwanted feelings.
Been there 100 times. Never forgetti a face, but text only if you have to text back.
>>708830390
>>708830443
Yea, I know. But for some reason she acts the same as she always did. Kinda lucky that she didn't just cut contact at that point.
I guess it kinda helps that she seemed to be interested before that? And still seemed to be when I saw her last.
>>708830716
If you're in Atlanta I can help u for free.
Dont pay anything for that.. Its easy to learn on your own
>>708830773
can i fap to you Reimu OP?
>>708830825
I mean her shy ways, with me catching her looking from a distance, and hours long conversations when we do talk.
>>708831081
Not even close to Atlanta
>>708830773
Thanks, Reimu. Pretty accurate. I guess I'll have to decide which ending that is, then.
>>708830726
l-lewd! why would you want me to?
>Yukihikarinon
this is my new favorite nickname
>>708829573
>Manhattan
No, I'm Commander Brooklyn. You're kind of like that Seija faggot, except you're a tad less heterosexual.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11478866
>>708830611
You did it. Fucking hacker, you crept in like a creepy creeper and bamboozled all my jazz. Ya' slithered in like a slithering fucking slitherbug and shit all over my oven mitt, didn't you?
>>708831149
Well recording is easy. Save your money for mics and audio interfaces
>>708830794
>5 off
That's like, the most off you can be off
You're maximum off of the thing you're not supposed to be off of
>>708831188
Trying to see if eating a lot of fruit makes it smell sweeter. Go on, sniff it.
>>708831497
That's what I want, an audio interface
>>708831560
Oh my..but if I take them, you'll be nopan!
>>708821692
>>708830788
Pls dont ignore my dubs
>>708831463
>jazz
you mean jizz
>>708831127
Nothing shy about it, she's actually distant and the looks you get is nothing special. People always tend to look for known faces. She has her stuff going on and you are not a part of it, you just happen to cross ways. Stop deluding yourself.
>>708832169
Fuck off mate, the best Star Wars character is C-3PO
I messed up, friends. This guy was convinced i liked them and i was too nice to directly deny it so they were under the impression that meant i liked them back and they told all their friends we were dating.
I sent them a text a few moments ago saying i wasnt interested because my friend told me if i let this continiue things would get worse. I just wanted to be friends because theyre a cool person but i feel like i ruined any chances i had of being good friends with them after i "dumped" them only days after they thought we were together.
Wat do
>>708831610
You can find cheap second hand ones.. I have a presonus audiobox that i got for like 40 for mobile recording from guitar center
>>708831463
Well I couldn't find the toilet paper. I bet you don't even use toilet paper. NAAASSSSTYYYYYY
>>708831763
Maybe that will help me rise in the next touhou popularity contest.
>>708825721
Reroll
>>708832328
He's probably cutting himself and REEEEing like crazy right now.
>>708832381
I want one for a computer though, more processing than a phone
>>708832399
I don't poop in the first place, you ACTUAL cock-helicopter.
>>708832328
You get over it and be clear about it.
Or, if you get along with them so well, date them.
A good partner is a best friend.
Until you realize they do something stupid and you hate them.
Hello guys
>>708832328
You might want to let this guy go. Somehow he went from "they like me" to "we're dating." That's a little unstable.
>>708832207
I see what you are saying, but her general actions indicates something else possibly
Shit she does or did towards me:
>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.
>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going. (3-5+ lines almost always)
>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.
>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)
>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.
>>708832568
Well, yeah, that what im talking about. I got the Presonus for my laptop. Check out your local guitar center and pawn shops
>>708831127
>>708830825
This Anon is on to something here. I think it's important to point out for you, because it's a little known fact about being a girl that a lot of guys never catch on to.
By and large, we're very nice about rejecting people's advances. Call it being subconsciously aware of the fact that we're the ones getting advanced on most often and not the other way around. Yeah, we realize it sucks when a girl says "no, I'm not interested in you." So we try to avoid having to be blunt about that as much as possible, for a lot of reasons. One reason is that we know it hurts to hear. We wouldn't wanna hear it ourselves, so it's hard to say it to someone else. Another reason is, a lot of guys can't handle it. They get defensive. They get petty. They demand to know exactly why, which just leads us to have to say even more hurtful things to explain why. Nobody wants to hear the downsides of themselves laid out bare.
So, the guy asks you why. And assuming you do have a clear, logical reason at all, and not just a vague feeling... which happens... it goes something like this.
"You're boring. We don't actually have good chemistry. I was just responding to what you said because I wanted to be nice. I felt a little sorry for you because you're a nice and sweet person, and I can tell you like me a lot. I like to think I'm a nice person too, so when someone talks to me, I respond. But did you notice I never initiated a chat? It's because I have better things to do, and I don't really care if we talk or not. I'm sorry, but that's just how it is. Something about you just doesn't click with me. Maybe you're insecure and it annoys me, I don't know. But we will never be together."
Pretty harsh, isn't it? I'm not saying that's exactly how she feels. I'm not her, I don't know. But imagine thinking those things about someone and trying to be polite to them because you don't want to crush them. That's what being a girl is like.
>>708833060
I will, but I'm more thinking about if I want to buy one or not
I'm home now. Although still probably not doing tarot readings. In no mood.
>>708833107
Reimu, may you please answer this question?
>>708828848
>>708828333
>>708833107
Being indirect =/= being nice.
Being afraid of even a moment's tension =/= being nice.
Being honest, upfront, and frank = being nice.
That's what being a sensible person is like.
Oh, missed a chance for quints
>>708832399
What about the popularity contest in my heart!?
>>708833107
There's something about that quote that is extremely familiar and hits hard.
>>708833284
Hey chuuni
~fred
>>708833284
Perhaps today is just a day to relax.
-Koi
>>708833284
I want to pat your head.
>>708833542
I have no control over that
Unless you like being upside-down
>>708831560
Reroll
>>708833411
It's a nice theory you have there, but it rarely ever works in reality. There are some things you can't be honest about without being "mean," and a certain type of guy will not take honestly very well. It can go anywhere from mildly upsetting to downright scary.
>>708833679
Hey, Ikaros. Check out this wicked poll.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11478866
>>708833844
Hmm
One, two, yep
TWO REPEATING NUMBERS
OUTSTANDING
>>708833610
Hello, Fred
>>708833411
You're mistaken, but you're mistaken with good reason. The word "nice" has nothing to do with truth, reality, physics, or growth. It's a construct of society which is defined by minimizing short-term emotional pain.
"Nice" isn't always good
>>708833632
No, I think today may be a day to say goodbye.
>>708833664
Please don't
>>708833679
...
>>708833909
tl;dr ._.
>>708833156
Do you want to record?
Yes?
Get one.
>>708834080
I think I'm lost... maybe I should ask a cop for a ride home..
>>708834127
It's more than I only thought about doing this tonight like about an hour ago, and I'm kind of impulsive
>>708834080
How are you doing? :3
>>708821692
My country is falling into a totalitarian shit hole. I'm very sad about it. What can I do?
>>708834085
BC I wanna talk to youuuu
>>708833059
Well I warned you Anon. It's up to you to either learn from somebody else's experience (yes, I was in the exact same situation and luckily only wasted ~3 weeks of "hope") or to go on and learn it yourself, with all it's "benefits".
>>708834205
Nice pic, saved
>>708834205
I don't understand
>>708834344
Terrible
>>708834419
Ask me anything, hun
>>708833805
Can I flip you upside down instead?
>>708834080
Feeling a little underappreciated or just finding it all a little too much to keep up with?
-Koi
>>708833542
Sorry about that... I've been in that situation before, on both sides I think. I feel like I should point out that's not the only reason someone would rarely initiate conversations, I just threw that example in there because of the Anon's situation...
>>708834536
What happened?
>>708834529
._.
>>708834536
I'm outside lost in the Bronx.. I'm going to get raped...my legs feel like noodles
>>708834552
Sorry I come pre-flipped
>>708834740
Use google maps you dingus
>>708834546
I-i'm not a good public speaker
>>708834611
It's not about the tarot
>>708834732
My entire life. Most recently nothing more than a reminder of such.
>>708834740
That's unfortunate. I'm not the one to help you, though.
>>708834740
Okay you caught me, NOW it's saved.
>>708834832
What the.. but that ruins all my fun! I'll just have to flip you again, you sneaky devil!
>>708834080
>Please don't
okay.jpg
>>708834676
Mmhm~ You were right though, sometimes it's hard to be honest if the truth hurts.
>>708835082
Trust me, things will get better, just keep pushing through it, and better days will be within your reach
>>708834924
I don't have a smart phone v.v
>>708834931
Me either... but the words still flow from my lips. You should as Reimu for advice on that
>>708835082
Help me... i can't walk anymore >_<
>>708835091
You don't deserve to save her ._.
>>708835202
How are you on 4chin then?
>>708833679
heya melon buddy
still feeling crappy about the full moon?
-raz
>>708834518
True. I probably should just accept that fact. But there seem to be some factors at play that makes it seem a bit different.
Possibly being intimidated by a friend?
Her working 2 jobs, taking 7 classes including EMT certification?
The fact that even before I spoke to her, we would just lock eyes?
Only just starting to come out of her "shell"?
>>708835202
As you give me more excellent pics. Soraoto was actually one of my favorites.
>>708834271
Do you write music?
>>708835269
My Nintendo DS?
>>708835313
Hello... and no... it passed by and I'm finally feeling normal again. What about you?
>>708835496
Who is Sorato?
>>708835591
I've been starting to write a little, but it mostly just comes to me in bits and pieces, not full songs
>>708835674
How internet?
>>708835169
If you flip what is flipped, is it unflipped or twice flipped?
>>708835674
Soraoto short for Sora no Otoshimono
>>708835591
No, I ask for other to write it for me. People think I'm stealing it but I don't care.
>>708835202
Got steam or skype? ^^
>>708835190
You're making statements with no logical evidence or method behind them. They're as empty as saying the sky is green.
I have plenty of years of experience to tell me that agency is a myth and my whole life is the result of experiences beyond my control. The notion of willpower is contrived by the fortunate to allow them to assign their fortune to their own actions and used a proof of the inferiority of the unfortunate.
I've lost my impetus and what was once an on-going self-loathing while I waited for death to find me has become a slow starvation because I lost interest in whatever may lay in between.
>>708835202
I'm not helping you
>>708835674
just burning time before the army, life is quite a mess now.
but hey, keep on a bright smile on your face and your melon up high!
-raz
>>708835854
Then keep going, or I will go over there and slap your titties until you get out of this depressive state
>>708835767
If you subtract someone's intrinsic field after they've already had it subtracted, do they just turn back to normal?
Spoiler alert: No.
>>708835734
McDonalds lol
>>708835767
Don't make stuff up
>>708835830
I don't know....
>>708835854
Why?
>>708835892
I am incapable of smiling. You're in the Army?
>>708835767
Its re-flipped ;)
>>708836026
Then just ask mcdonalds people where a landmark you know is
>>708835854
The notion of not having willpower is contrived by the unfortunate as a coping mechanism for not being able to confront the failures and deficiencies in their lives.
>be me
>in college
>friday night, everyone is at parties
>here i am shitposting on /b/
I want to go out but I don't know any of the people throwing parties, and i can't guarantee that there will be alcohol. Do I stay in or go out alone looking for something?
>>708836026
Are you intelligent?
>>708835767
It's unflipped I guess..
>Seija with shoes on
Somebody is a heretic.
>>708836089
Do what brings you happiness, if you enjoy shitposting then go ahead, if you want the social engagement, then do so for as long as you feel comfortable
>>708836089
why not get together with the people you do know, and get alcohol? then you all can hang together and make your own party with blackjack and mario party and shit
>>708836026
I just wanna chat really. If you're not up for it that's fine lol
>>708836026
well, soon to be in the army.
in my country you have to serve 3 years no matter what, and i qualify as someone with high intellect and good health so they are going to send me to be a foot soldier wich will be hell for a someone like me that is afraid to leave his room.
but hey at least your'e not sad anymore, that's something...
-raz
>>708836222
Nice trips
Approximately 10 times better than dubs
Still no socks, though
>>708835082
Whatever you decide, we'll still be here.
-Koi
>>708821692
I just want to know if she likes me back
>>708836004
I got intrinsic fields for days
>>708836383
10 times better? How did that ratio..oh wait, silly me. 'cause 10s * 10 is 100s..
Also that picture is a horrifiyng reminder of how blisteringly hot its been all week. LA a worst.
>>708821692
you sack of shit. You can't do a proper reading long distance. I was trained to read tarot from fucking twelve years old, and I would put down everything I've done that you don't have the empathic strength to read without the presence of another person.
>you sack o shit
I'm back
had to do something
again
I hope there are no more distractions for me tonight
-Sweet Roll
>>708836698
You okay there?
>>708835327
Dude I don't know where you get your ideas from, but there is no shell. If there would've been one, you wouldn't even be talking to each other on multiple occasions. And if she has multiple jobs, classes and what not and you still have to initiate every bit of socialization, you are nothing more than a "friend".
Stop deluding yourself. Lose all romantic feelings you ever had for her and see her as distant friend, take some distance and a few weeks time and see what the world brings.
>>708836636
It's bout to be cold over here on the east coast
>>708836747
*MUNCH*
>>708835169
Another thing is, it's easy to look at it from only one perspective. I try to look at it from both.
On one side, people can't help how they feel. They can't help it if they develop crushes on people who aren't interested. They can't help it if they aren't interested in someone who has a crush on them.
On the other side, if you're in the subset of people who gets people crushing on them all the time (for cute girls, the number is probably quite high), can you imagine what it's like to deal with that on a daily basis? Despite doing nothing to win their affection, having people coming at you left and right wishing for you to be "the one" and fixating all their time and attention on you. It sounds like an ideal situation, until you're in it. Then you have to turn people down all the time. If you're frank and honest about it, people will call you a bitch and maybe even more hurtful things than that. So your other option is to grit your teeth and try to be subtle, hoping that you find someone who actually sparks your interest and gets rid of all of the attention.
Congratulations! You have a boyfriend/girlfriend now! That should ward away all the unwanted crushes, right? Nope, it doesn't. Some people don't care at all if you have a boyfriend. They'll try to get with you anyway and spend hours in a thread on /b/ trying to get advice from a red-white shrine maiden on how to steal you from Chad!
...sorry, I got a little carried away with that.
>>708836251
I don't particularly enjoy shitposting; i'd rather be out having fun. Thing is i'm not sure how much ill enjoy trying to cop booze from people I don't know
>>708836313
A lot of them are dispersed at various things or have no interest. And pretty much everyone I know is under 21
I guess I'm just being a faggot, I dunno
>>708836840
Go out and talk to people, thats a skill that will help not just in situations like this but in more formal settings too
Okay I can see Yankee stadium, I'm not lost anymore
>>708836083
They don't like white ppl
>>708836132
Yes, why?
>>708836368
What would you like to talk about?
>>708836378
Bring me back a gun ._.
>>708836823
Fucking Chad
>>708836610
>armpits are both hairless and devoid of sweat
Was this even drawn by a human being?
>>708836996
You did it :3
>>708836754
Totally good - great night, actually. You?
>>708837165
I don't know why I bother... there aren't any jobs out here
>>708837043
Quit ogling my intrinsic fields
>>708836823
It's so strange. All the people suffering from unrequited love, and all the sadness they have.
I just don't love anyone, I guess. Am I even able to?
>>708836996
Every picture of Ikaros makes her look like a fucking dumbass, I'm sorry. That blank expression and eyes that look like sadness had a fight with curiousity and won. Her mouth is always open a tiny bit and it just makes her look stupid.
Gonna leave the thread have fun everyone.
>>708836636
Wait
it's actually hot there?
It is getting really cold here with the sky possibly threatening to drop a blanket on us
Canadian winter is suffering
>>708836808
It had to happen eventually
-Sweet Roll
>>708836994
A lot of these events are run by sports teams, I just feel like it would be super weird to crash a party with nobody I know for a sport I don't play and then try to randomly introduce myself and try to carry on a conversation.
>>708837389
...
>>708836996
i will make sure to show you all my gun in the future after i will get recruited.
my original plan was to commit suicide once i get my hands on a weapon in the army so i'm not sure what the future holds me, but i'm sure i will be able to send a pic before.
once i get recruited in basic training i will probably recive an m16 or an m4
and later on (if i will survive) i might recive some israeli weapon (might be the micro tavor that is much better then the american weapons)
-raz
>>708835986
It's not depression. Neither the symptoms nor the chemistry match. It's more like aboulia
>>708836026
In the entire history of my life whenever I've found a community where I feel happy and at peace and I can finally forget myself and be a part of something I get cast away. Simply by being me, people grow to hate me. I'm a detestable human who is doomed to die alone.
I entered this thread with that understanding and had no intention of trying to become a known face or a part of anything. Neptune cursed me with a name and you cursed me with a person I cared to try and talk to.
You then fled from me three nights in a row and when you believed I was gone confided in others that you were afraid of me.
I have enough hate in my life already. When I come somewhere to forget myself I don't want constant reminders.
So I'm not helping you nor do I want to talk to you.
>>708836085
Ok
>>708837327
You gotta go find them
>>708837462
Who are you?
So, when do we start posting porn?
Before this thread dies - hi everyone! Hope you're all having a wonderful Friday~
>>708837530
See, it just pisses me off. One of those heads that makes you want to punch it, because it looks like there's so little going on inside, anyway, so you won't really disrupt anything. I mean, I know it sounds mean, but...
>>708837335
not gonna lie this is pretty good
>>708837555
That may be true, but god damn it, I know there are better things in life, and I don't care if I have to fly across the fucking Earth to show you something to strive for
>>708837643
You've got to bide your time carefully, donate to the shrine, and hope that Reimu OP delivers the goods. Is this your first time or what?
>>708836823
Hmmm, it sounds like you're speaking from hard-learned experience.
I don't blame the people that are legitimately beautiful inside and out and get snappy when somebody doesn't "get" it, I can't even imagine how taxing it must be after a while.
I always feel like such an awful person rejecting or turning someone down romantically because they thought I was into them when in actuality I just wanted to be friends. All because of some misunderstanding somewhere in the beginning. It makes me hesitant to befriend anybody.
>>708836823
then you tell them to fuck off and they post about it on 4chan
>>708837389
I don't think the angeloids were made with intelligence in mind. They were meant to be subservient. Nymph was the only one that was smart iirc. Ikaros was still a cool character, though.
>>708831463
>slithering fucking slitherbug
I pull out your pockets...
>>708836808
Please send the cold my way..preferably by means of a bucket loli touhou, or something.
>>708837485
It was >90F today I think. All week it's been around there.
I miss snowwww.
>>7088347643
Wait for Lewdmu, she delivers whether you like it or not
-Sweet Roll
>>708837886
You're welcome to try and convince me until I have to go. However I'm doubtful.
I would suggest naming actual reasons to get out of bed instead of threatening to slap me, as a starting point.
>>708838066
Meanwhile, you're showing the most insane and crowded-full-of-all-kinds-of-shit image of Seija you've got to try and convince me that Seija is a cool character?
>>708838218
Pockets? I don't wear clothes.
It worked.
FUCKING FAGGOT OP - ANSWER ME
>you have no power
>>708837555
Get thicker skin.
>>708837643
Right now
>>708838250
Sup
>>708837552
What the heck... don't kill yourself..
I don't even know what to say
>>708837555
You couldn't write anymore?
And I am scared of you... look at the characters you post... u_u
you're not normal... you're a serial killer in the making
>>708837568
I think I'll move to NC in December. Not even seasonal jobs are calling.
SEASONAL
>>708837779
I have that same vacant expression all the time too... that's why i choose her as an avatar 4 years ago...
>>708836996
I guess my head is just in a bit of a bad place. I just cant sleep and itd be nice to have some company
>>708838275
You want reasons? First, you have to make money, don't you have something that you want to do with it, or are you hoarding it?
>>708838356
Bullshit. How could you do that 4 years ago if 4chan was invented a mere twelve and a half minutes ago?
>>708838033
It's kind of hard to separate what a friend and a gf are when you've never had either, that's why it's kind of hard to understand that there is a stark different in perceptions of both these kinds of people. You want your friends to be friends and nothing more but you still value friend as much as significant other, even though it doesn't seem that way
>>708838356
I thought you were moving later than that
>>708837771
No no I hope *you* are having a wonderful Friday!
>>708838240
Wouldn't it be easier to get a Cirno than store cold in a bucket? Also Kisume is probably one of the more dangerous youkai to be around.
>>708838315
I tend to like most characters anyway.
can i get a tarot?
>>708838390
Well this thread is coming to an end, so... Also it looks like I won't be home for an hour..
Drink some warm milk and go to bed :/
>>708838592
I was on Live Journal before 4chan lol
>>708838613
I guess you thought wrong
>>708838794
I guess so
>>708838613
booked
>>708838907
:p
>>708838594
Mm, that's completely true. If you haven't had much of experience with either, it's really easy to fall into the trap of confusing closeness for romance. I've been guilty of that too.
I think once you have an actual support system of friends, you can't really fall for them all.. so it becomes easier to get over that bad habit.
>>708838997
cute
>>708838649
This is true, but Cirno is too cold to cuddle with.
What about an ice cold Seija?
>>708838649
Especially Dr. Manhattan, everyone's favorite Japanese video game character.
Actually, let me tell you about Japan.
During World War II, an independant group of scientists in Japan were working on something. They, along with all their work, perished in the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. If they had been able to continue their work, cancer would have been cured, likely by the late 1940's to early 1950's.
If either of those things happened, as in, the bombings not happening or cancer being cured, I wouldn't exist in that timeline. But a timeline without me isn't a timeline worth living in, so say goodbye to that one.
>>708839193
Your mother
>>708838794
Lol my bad but will do. well honestly ill probably just smoke until I pass out. Have a good night
>>708839010
Is it weird that I could see myself kissing and cuddling with you just because you're so cute, yet I just wanna be your friend?
WAIT NO STOP DELETE DELETE DELETE-
>>708839362
>smoke
gross
>>708839325
no u
>>708838794
You dont seem like such a bad person. :/
>>708839315
>ice cold Seija
How redundant.
>>708839325
Your father's sister's dog's girlfriend's uncle's imaginary friend's classmate's great-grandmother's pet pig's chosen diety of worship.
>>708839362
Smoking is for losers... don't be a loser, loser
>>708839449
Fuck you
>>708839461
I'm really not... I'm the nicest person I know
>>708839572
;~;
>>708838240
Wow, 32C is like a pretty good summer day here, maybe a little too hot, I don't remember, if thats your fall, I do not want to see your summer
I said that there is a chance of snow because sometimes snow falls around the end of october, normally enough for a decent blanket.
Winter here can be divided up into 3 sections, this is also based on my opinion
>December: comfy, snows more often, decent
>January: Hell has frozen over, nuclear winter, winter wasteland
>February: Wet or Spring has been delayed
-Sweet Roll
>>708839411
Smoking is good- corporations taught me that
>>708839409
>>708839010
Oh so THATS how it is huh?
>>708839645
>;~;
What is that? Explain to me what that is. Is it a caterpillar taking two shits at once?
Explain it to me. Please, I beg of you.
How fuckin' autistic can you be, though, seriously?
>>708837979
Actually, this is my first time.
>>708839726
Who are you?
>>708839732
Hey Sony
>>708839782
It's a cry face
~Ikarous Pet-class
You fuckers took the images, I searched for a specific image for like 2 minutes and now what, I gotta be a faggot just to post the damn thing.
>>708839892
Would you really want to know?
I think it's best if close up early tonight. I'm sleepy, I'm completely off track. My apologies to any GETs I missed. If you screencap your GET, I'll honor it next time, which will be tomorrow if no shenanigans happen between now and then.
Goodnight, and thank you all for coming!
>>708839409
Ahahah..
You mean we aren't friends already? *pouts*
>>708839572
The name Dr. Manhattan is just as redundant.
Think about it..!
(you know, don't do it)
(you know you want to)
>>708839647
Sounds like mostly winter.
It reminds me of this joke I saw from a Canadian - there are only three season, winter, heavy winter, and construction.
>>708839732
It's not what it looks like!
>>708839315
Com on in de watrs fien
>>708839316
Mario could pwn Mad Hattan
>>708838356
well i don't know buddy, living like i live now is quite shit, and i tried to change so many times and failed it doesn't matter.
death is one of the few options i am left with if i won't make the cut and won't be able to stand the pressure.
don't take it hard melon buddy, after all life and death is the circle of life, i'm just taking the easy way out like the coward i always was.
-raz
>>708839946
Haha....ha
>>708839989
Absolutely
>>708839998
Goodnight, Muu.. v.v
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708839998
Nighty night Reimu.
>Hikari
>>708839892
It better resembles a catterpillar taking two shits at once, in my educated opinion.
>>708839946
Well, you're certainly doing a good job at being a faggot. Such a good job that you might be able to post two images. Post two images of seperate catarpillars taking seperate shits, for reference on this conundrum.
>>708839946
haha fuck you in particular
>>708839998
good night reimu, sweet dreams.
-raz
>>708840105
It's just me, Fred
>>708840086
You are not alone! We all have problems in our lives, you're young and things will get better for you as long as you have your health!
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708840148
You're a jerk
>>708840187
HEY ITS FREEEEEEEEEED
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708839998
Goodnight, Reimu!
>>708840280
You didn't respond to me on Steam you meme, I was bored as fuck
>>708840329
I'm not home!
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708840329
Oops my bad
>>708840233
is it really that wrong for a man to take his own life?
i mean, it's my choice and i took a lot of time to get to this idea.
-raz
>>708840550
It's completely wrong! your family is be very sad and hurt for the rest of their lives
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708840550
It's not wrong. I think you should not do it. Don't be one of those edgelords that posts a song before they do it, either. I'll do it for you, but still don't kill yourself. People tend to be fucking high when the kill themselves. In fact, just don't do it at all. It's not wrong to eat unhealthy or smoke, but it's still not recommended.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aLBSNOEu0
>>708840550
I suggest to you, that you have your whole life ahead of you, you can make your life better, so why end it now?
I'm sorry for bad grammar and spelling
~Ikarous Pet-class
>>708840550
If you kill yourself how will you play vidya. Vidya in the future will be sweet
>>708840913
Are you going to make it home okay?
~fred
