What's the meanest thing you have ever done to someone?
Was it in retaliation because of what they did? Or did you do it to be a dick?
>>708812281
I put the empty poptarts box back in the pantry once.
fuckinggg savage
I lied to my friend about eating the last piece of pizza
this is petty shit come on guys
>>708812281
Putting 2 punks in the hospital back in the 6th grade. One of them got brain damage, the other has a permanently fucked up tooth.
I called my ex fat, worthless, a slut. I told her the only reason she dates guys like me is because daddy never loved her.
one time i bought a 50$ game with a jar full of pennies and nickles
>>708813146
That's really fucking mean. She deserve it? Was she cheating?
>>708812281
I saw a blind MSU student frozen on Landon Field. As I walked by I said, "The music building is at 2 o'clock and fifty yards."
He brusquely said, "I know that," and promptly headed to the music building entrance.
I warned him, "Watch out for the remodeling trenches inside." There were no trenches, but he was a shit.
>>708813526
No. She was just pissing me off.
>>708813765
Oh jeez. You ever say sorry?
I started a rumor at school that my sister fucks dogs. I didn't even have a reason to do it, I'm just a little shit.
>>708813948
No. I did tell her I had a gift for her when we had sex the last time. She said she would get one for me, so she bought me a batman glass. My gift was my dick.
>>708812281
Would like to read the answer.
>>708814218
Oh my. :/
Muslim guy in front of me at the store left his wallet on the counter by the cashier. Cashier didn't notice so I pocketed it as I moved up in line.
It had over $100 cash, pictures of some kids, and some important looking ID cards. He was from Saudi Arabia.
Took the cash, threw the rest in the trash outside. Fuck muslims.
And I'm a guy who has returned several other lost wallets without stealing cash.
>>708814514
You did good anon
>>708814593
Tru
>>708814514
>>708812281
Storytime anon's
>last night
>get off work at 4:30am
>hit up the del taco drive thru
>ask if they have hot sauce (I love hot sauce)
>guy says no
>I'm looking inside the restaurant and I can clearly see baskets full to the brim with hot sauce packets on the tables
>tell idiot that he does have hot sauce
>no we don't
>I can see it right there
>we don't have any
>I'm looking right at a shit load of hot sauce on the tables, why don't you take 10 steps outside the kitchen and you will see
>....... those are for the customers in the morning?
>and what the fuck am i? Stop being a lazy cunt and get the fucking sauce
>I'm not being lazy
>this is why you work graveyard for minimum wage you fucking piece of shit
>Fuck you bitch
>thy don't you come outside and say that shit to my fucking face
Cont.
Some mega-nerd utter dweeb in my old school a few years ago had a DA, in which he faps to weird furry fetish shit. As far as i know he's still in that school. Im at uni now tho. On the last week of school, i told my mates, who told literally everyone. I never saw the impact it had, but either he doesn't give a shit, or his life is a bajillion times worse :|
>>708814875
Used to have a DA, with a few friends on it. Looked through one of their faves, turned out the were a vore fan. FML.
>>708812281
I headbutt my mother before because she was blocking the door. I was drunk as hell so she didn't want me to go out
>>708814809
>I pull around the drive thru and park at the front
>bang on the door
>locked
>can see the chickenshit lardass and his Co worker in the kitchen
>he flips me off
>blood is boiling
>get back in my truck
>pull around to the back of the parking lot where there are only 2 parked cars
>park my truck, get out and sit on the tailgate
>wait
>wait some more
>smoked about half a pack of cigarettes while I wait
>around 6:30 I see the shit head leaving the store
>get behind a shrub that's nearby the parked cars
>one of em's got to be his
>yup
>he unlocks his car
>walking towards it
>can't see me, dawn hasn't broke yet
>He's 10 feet away
>he turns his back on me to open his door
>bound toward him
>sucker punch his fucking lights out with a big left hook
>falls like a sack of bricks
>stomp on his fucking head
>grab his dropped car keys and threw them over the railroad tracks
>drove away
Still wondering if the sheriff is coming to arrest me any time now.
>>708812281
Once I had a teacher who was a dick to me.
I snuck cp onto his computer the day before we gave presentations to the class using his computer. Traumatized the whole room, got him fired (and he's like 60-70, so this was his life just gone).
I have to imagine there weren't any real legal ramifications since the file would've been dated for literally the day before, so any good lawyer would be like 'someone put this shit on here right before presentation day to frame him', but it still wrecks a reputation.
>>708812281
I used to go around sticking toothpicks inside locks and breaking them off. That way you can't get the key inside to unlock it.
Probably did it to over 100 locks in my life. Now I look back and think about what a shithead thing that is to do.
I made my 65 year old english teacher that was recently diagnosed with breast cancer cry her eyes out after I argued with her every day for a semester, would regularly just walk out of her class, and terrorize her with my creative writing assignments. I treated her so poorly that all the other faculty openly disliked me because they couldn't understand why I would verbally attack such a sweet old lady every day. Truth is the rush of attacking something defenseless is addicting as all hell.
>>708815509
Did you see if there were cameras?
>>708812803
>well?
>>708815509
>>708814809
Over some hot sauce man?
>>708815687
Amen.
>>708815829
What? End of story, the two of them have shitty lives for being dickheads to me.
>>708815687
Jesus dude.
>>708816018
> I'm an internet tough guy!
>>708815579
Another:
There was this girl who my parents kept trying to set me up with, but I couldn't stand her, so I posted as her on here (this was years and years ago, so anons were more gullible) with a bunch of her screen names and shit, claiming to be a rape fetishist who wanted random people I didn't know to just message me with messages to start rape roleplays. People actually bought it, despite me using a pic of Marilyn Manson's wife and claiming it was me.
It really took a toll on her mental state, and last I heard, the whole family was strained and unhappy.
>>708816085
Okay, so?
>>708816018
lol k thx for the story on this text board. thrilling. faggot.
>>708815687
Nah you are just a coward. A real rush is defeating somebody or some thing that is a legitimate threat to you. Going into a confrontation not knowing if you will win, and then winning because you gave it your all.
>>708812281
i spoke about /b/ to someone knowing rule 1 & 2
There was this kid at my old high school that had multiple sclerosis, and he was also an arrogant pseudointellectual dick. He was a fedora before that was even a thing. He was in my gym class, even though he could barely do anything with his stupid crutches and shit, he would usually just sit on the sidelines and talk shit about everyone else.
Anyway, we were playing basketball one day and he was being a little douche again so I got the ball, pulled back and launched it across the court. Hit him right in the back of the head. He threw his crutches and landed flat on his face, out cold. Broke his nose too. I pretended it was an accident and didn't even get lectured about it. The teachers kind of hated him too.
>>708816186
I never mentioned bravery. I never even mentioned being prideful. What I did get out of it was a twisted satisfaction. But by all means I agree, my actions were in no way honorable or displayed acts of bravery.
>>708815751
>>708815751
Every fast food place will have cameras. Unless it is some tiny locally owned place with a tiny budget. Any chain will have multiple cameras.
Pissed in a pepsi bottle and let a guy drink it.
>>708815509
are you a nigger by chance?
>few years back
>have a really retarded teacher
>always a dick to my friends and I
>one of my friends and I are at a gas station one night
>See teacher get out of the car and go in
>we put our hoods up
>take some rocks
>smash his car in, windows, everything
>gas station attendant sees us
>runs over
>teacher runs out
>chuck the rock at his head as hard as I can (fist sized rock)
>smashes him in the face
>go to school the next day
>he needed reconstructive surgery
>was making like seven dollars an hour
>lmao
>>708812281
I once loaded a virus onto a girl's laptop completely trashing all of her school work.
Background: She was being nice with me to get free laptop and PC fixes, I caught on and got some payback
>>708816496
Seriously man, fuck teachers.
>>708816513
>not letting a woman use you with a smile on your face
get on my level
>>708812281
I shot someone from my window.
A dozen years ago, in college, I figured out a friend's password and got into all her accounts. Email, Livejournal, dating ites, etc. Read everything and scoured it for win. Learned some very interesting tidbits....
Nowadays I anonymously email her husband shit. Things like "Ask her about George" and "Does she still have those purple crotchless panties?" Pretty sure he reads them cuz occasionally she puts stuff on FB about "I wish people would mind their own business."
>>708815751
Yes I checked for those while I was waiting for him. Not a camera in sight. The only thing they have to go is my truck but it was dark. Unless they got my plates I should be ok
>>708816742
did they die? Were they attacking you? Did you know this someone? Did they wrong you? If they didn't die did they go into shock and wonder what happened? Did you get caught? Were you on any medication?
>>708815509
Depends if he goes to the police my advice is tell them if they show up that you would like to see a lawer and then ask if you are being detained if you are not close your door if you are being detained remain silent Ps have fun like think of it as an exclusive tour of jail with a pickup service always have a calm cool attitude when dealing with police
>>708815687
Fuck you.
>>708815887
It's not just about the hot sauce. The cunt was being a piece of shit employee that refused to do his own job first of all, and a disrespectful cunt on top of that. I had to retaliate just off principle.
>>708816689
>knowingly let anyone walk over you
>ever
A friend of mine poured jugs of nearly fermented piss in a convertible. there was no way to get that smell out. The car was fucking ruined.
>>708816513
When I was about 10, I got into my first fight at school with this kid who stole my backpack. I punched him once and he curled up and started crying, but I had no idea how to fight so I freaked out and just grabbed his ear and started yanking the hell out of it. Halfway pulled his ear off before the teacher caught us, it was bleeding like crazy. I got suspended and sent to counseling for being a little psycho.
I also found my backpack like five minutes later, he didn't even take it.
>>708816496
Reminds me of an asshole that used to be at my school
>It's like 7:45 AM, well before classes start
>Walking down the hallway carrying a 1/2 empty bottle of orange juice with the cap on
>Asshole teacher tells me no drinks allowed in the hallways
>He is holding a fresh steaming cup of coffee he just got from the teacher's lounge
>I ask him why he is allowed to have his drink but I can't have mine, plus I mention the cap was on mine so it's not like I'm going to spill it
>He starts trying to intimidate me
>I slap the coffee out of his hands so it splashes all over him and burns him and stains his clothes
>Got suspended for a few days over it but still makes me smile every time looking back
fuck that guy, always hated him
i poo'd on someones pee
>>708817017
excuse me it's 2016 get on the female supremacy bandwagon, shitlord.
>>708816489
No
>>708816900
Yeah. I won't say a word until I get legal counsel
This autistic kid pulled my hair in P.E. class, and I slammed his face into the wall. Another aspie retard-charged me and tried to hit me. so I pushed him to the ground and he cried. Was in retard P.E. because of knee issues (osgood schlatter disease) and those kids were out of control. Didn't even get into trouble for it #noregrats
>>708816926
Why man? It's not like you haven't done some horrible things. Did those people have it coming? Maybe she did too. She was a blind leftist globalist bitch that graded easier on the girls and we never caught a break. Me and my friend caught on and decided we had enough.
>>708817109
fucking kek, you mental little bastard
>>708817182
pic related
I pushed my older sister down the stairs once when she was probably around 7 or 8. It was 13 or 14 stairs I think, but they were carpeted. She had some bruises but nothing broken. I don't know if she did anything specific to deserve it at the time, but she was a total bitch to me in general.
>>708816186
White knight faggot
>>708817403
Gotta check dat male privilege though. Worship women, and let them do as they will with you.
>>708816186
If you let losing even be an option, you're a moron.
When I was a kid I used to shoot my dog in the ass with a BB gun when he wasn't looking and then run to him so he would think I was trying to protect him from some hidden attacker. It seemed like a perfectly reasonable way to trick the dog into loving me at the time.
>>708817785
yeah.. no
>>708817998
LE FUNNY MEME TEXT, LOL HAHAHAHAH!!!
>>708817962
Underrated post. This is for sure the most fucked up shit in this bread.
>>708812281
Probably urinating all over someone's car inside and out with a friend and urinating on their motorcycle and quad. Next up would be taking some into the middle of the desert and leaving him there with nothing but the clothes on their back. Also fucked with that same person when he went to Mexico with me by stealing all of his money at our hotel room while he wasn't looking. We were there for 3 days and the entire time the only things he was able to sustain himself with were tap water and chips. He thought the hotel's house keeping stole it. Also fucked with him by taking him to a store to get water and then driving away leaving him there for a little while to ponder how he was going to get home with no money and only the clothes on his back.
>>708817998
>2016
>not being a literal female supremacist
>2016
>>708816936
>I had to
You didn't have to do shit bro.
You're a piece of shit.
>>708818212
Can I see some of the pictures you took for when this definitely happened?
>>708818727
>see some pictures
>implying it's true
My brother is loud mouth drunk. Drove me out of the house last night by verballybattacking me. Came back at 4am thinking he was asleep and all my clothes on the front lawn. How to get back at him? He's degenerate as fuck
i havent done much mean shit - punched some guys face in because he hit my buddy at a party and knocked him out - i dont really consider it mean because he had it coming
>>708817962
>>708818192
The more I think about it, the more I realize that the dog knew exactly what I was doing, and was acting extremely submissive the whole time, trying to beg me to stop hurting him.
>>708818727
I only have a picture of the registered sex offender bumper sticker my friends and I put on his car when he was abandoned in the middle of the desert and we knew he wasn't going to be home anytime soon. Yeah I didn't mention that. I'll post it in a minute when I get to my PC.
>>708818679
Fuck that lazy useless piece of shit who can't even provide basic level of service. Here in LA the minimum wage is $15/hour. This scumbag is probably making more than you and he just jacks off in the bathroom for 8 hours per day. And fuck you too, nigger.
>>708818979
Me either, "mean" shit is relative, I have betrayed close friends/housemates' trust before though. If I find myself alone with their phone you can bet I'll try to scour it for nudes of them/their gf
But in terms of doing something fucked up like that to their face, nah.
scammed one for 1200 USD cs:go skins
>>708814218
>she bought me a batman glass
Are you 12?
>>708818855
It actually is true.
>>708818727
Here you go. This was done the night that he was left in the middle of the desert. We knew that he was going to be away from his home for a very long time, so we used the opportunity to place the registered sex offender bumper sticker on his camaro to fuck with him even more.
>>708819818
>having 1200 USD cs:go skins
He deserved it.
>wanting 1200 USD cs:go skins
So do you.
>>708816926
fucking tame
>>708818727
Forgot to add that although we did piss on and inside his camaro quite a bit, his buick he had before this car was pissed on quite thoroughly. my friend frequently pissed all over the dash steering wheel, vents, seats, etc... The guy had to put towels in his car.
>>708812281
I stole my best friend's first love.
I didn't really mean to do it. She was exactly my ideal type: Short, fit, with great tits. Funny, smart, and geeky. Very, very affectionate. Of course I was going to go after.
The only girlfriend I ever missed.
Whenever I decide to cut friends out of my life (usually because they've done something to piss me off) I'll use my knowledge of their insecurities to tear them down as much as possible. I also hit my dog whenever he won't shut up
>>708814514
>he was from Saudi Arabia
I don't blame you desu
>>708817123
this is great
>Friends with a girl
>No real sexual attraction, just really chill friends, good weed smoking buddy
>Her boyfriend is really jealous of our friendship
>Tries acting alpha around me as if she will want to hang out with me less because of it
>Decent guy otherwise, a bit of a douche but tolerable
>She's freaking out one day, positive pregnancy test
>Has literally only told me and him
>Sending me screencaps of their texts, he's already planning shit on how they will work through it and make it work
>Unsure of what she should do
>Eventually convince her to get an abortion
>I don't know why I did, but that's the route I chose and stuck with it
>Probably out of spite toward him
>She's not telling him about the decision
>She's super embarrassed about it, asks me to set up the appointment
>She clings to me, doesn't want to be alone with him until its done
>Drive her down there, luckily I set up the appointment on a day he was busy
>Told I can't go to the room with her, she gives me all her stuff.
>BF has been mass texting her lately, telling her they need some alone time to plan the next few months out
>Just sit and laugh in the waiting room, reading her phone, other people are looking at me disapprovingly
>Everything went well, went back to her place and smoked a well deserved bowl to help her relax
>He came over a couple hours later
>She brought him into another room
>Laughed as I heard him crying and he left
>Haven't seen or heard from him since
>>708814218
>DC fans
this guy said he would shove a sk8board up my ass so I beat the shit out of him with a pair of wrenches
>>708812281
>find evidence of my girlfriend cheating on me
>instead of confronting her, I pretend that I need to go to the doctor
>pretend that I was diagnosed with cancer
>break the news to all my friends and family
>about a week later, I 'discover' the cheating
>have a huge fight, break up
>everyone fucking haaaates her for leaving me at such a low point in my life, I act like a saint
>seriously, 90% of her friends stop talking to her, she withdraws from social media, gets depressed, drinks and does a lot of drugs
>I keep up the lie for like three months, faking sickness and doctor appointments and everything
>I'm trying to think of an exit scenario, a way to pretend to get cured so I can just fucking drop it
>but I'm outed by my boss who knows I'm not sick, everyone finds out
>insanely huge backlash, since my mom died of cancer the year before, everyone thinks I'm a monster
>my own family doesn't even talk to me anymore
>the ex is still completely fucked up tho, totally worth it
>mfw
>>708820670
you cunt
Worse thing I did was spray paint a guy in the face.
>Be me, 16
>Be hanging out with friends, also sixteen
>We were a bunch of little vandals who had gotten into my town's graffiti scene.
>Tagging up the side of a liquor store at 12 midnight in february.
>shop owner must have seen us on cameras.
>He comes rushing out there with a baseball bat.
>In one big swing he hits my buddy in the thigh, putting him down quick.
>The dude is going for another swing.
>Friend punches him in the face, making him recoil back a bit.
>Then I rub up and blast his face with a fat cap of Ironlak Reload
>He is on the ground screaming in pain instantly.
>Buff friend picks up my buddy and bolts
>mfw we were never caught.
>captcha: select store fronts
>>708812281
I coerced hot guys on /fit/ to masturbate for my pleasure.
>>708821189
Ahahahah what an idiot you are. I'd still be your friend tho
>>708812281
Found out an ex had become a hooker. Emailed a screen shot of her back page ad to her dad and her probation officer.
>just had sex
>lying in bed with ex
>they move slightly and knee me in the crotch
>hurts
>instinctively react
>punch them in the face
that's gotta be one of them
>>708815579
so you just had some cp laying around, nice one cuntfuck
>>708815687
Nice bait, cunt.
>>708821282
>12 midnight
>>708812281
I've been using P2P to download since the days of Napster and not once have I seeded.
>>708812430
Holy shit
>>708821282
>Be me, 16
>Be hanging out with friends, also sixteen
>We were a bunch of little faggots who had gotten into my town's edgy underage faggot scene
>butt-fucking up the side of a liquor store at 12 midnight in february.
>shop owner must have seen us on cameras.
>He comes rushing out there with penis erect
>In one big swing he hits my buddy in the thigh, putting him down quick.
>The dude is going for another swing.
>Friend punches him in the face, making him recoil back a bit.
>Friend punches him in the face, making him recoil back a bit.
>Then I rub up and blast his face with a fat cap of semen.
>He is on the ground screaming in ecstasy
>Buff friend picks up my buddy and bolts
>mfw we were never gayer than we gayed that night.
>captcha: select store fronts
>>708822723
you and i are going to hell
>>708812281
I once hid multiple boxes of macaroni and cheese in my bedroom so no one in my house could eat them except for me
>>708813412
dood, i dont want to mess woth you
>old friend tells me she is in love with me
>during the time I'm in a hotel room with a chick
>during sex my friend calls me on skype
>have the girl suck my cock while talking to my friend
>my friend hears it and gets super sad and hangs up
It was the best feeling ever.
>>708813412
>one time i bought a 50$ game with a jar full of pennies and nickles
One time I made up some bullshit and posted it on the interwebs.
>take son to Home Depot
>he's 3 or 4
>little shit keeps running off, making me look for him
>get fed up
>stand him in some random aisle of Home Depot
>tell him to stay put
>I am leaving, going home, but I am leaving you here
>abandoning you
>don't worry, some creep or weirdo will claim you in a while
>see ya
>walk away
>come back in a minute
>he is bawling
>have you learned your fucking lesson, sonny?
It seemed like good parenting at the time.
I spit off the Ferris wheel at a carnival and hit a kid. My date was not impressed.
>>708814218
totally alpha bro lol :^)
>>708823980
Seems like top-notch parenting to me.
>be dental student
>asshole patient is an asshole
>worked on him several times, he was always a dick.
>I give him instructions, like how to brush his teeth (because he obviously didn't know how) and he would yell at me.
>he always complains about x-rays or fluoride or mercury even when I am not doing amalgam.
>he gets an infected tooth, which I told him for months that he needed to treat or it would get infected.
>tell him he needs antibiotics, he tells me he won't take them and rips the prescription I give him.
>I start the root canal but don't remove one of the roots, I just leave it in there dead and rotting to cause more infection.
>he calls me up two days later and his whole face is swollen. I have to do an incision and let the pus drain out. I let a lot go down his throat.
>he has to pay for that and more x-rays.
>he ends up losing his tooth but still has to pay for getting extirpated and then has to pay for me to put a bridge on.
>I took an oath to do no harm but fuck him. He had to pay nearly 4 thousand dollars and lost a tooth for being a dick.
>>708824009
>>708824009
Why, was your date the kid?Not old enough to ride?
>>708824354
You sound like the bigger dick
>>708824354
I hope you get fired one day you cuntbag
>>708824574
I honestly didn't think he would lose the tooth. I just thought he would be in pain. He really should have taken those antibiotics.
>>708823980
Dad here. I do this almost every day to my 3 year old. I tell her let's go to come with me if we are in the store and if she doesn't listen I just say ok bye and keep walking. Eventually she will come running and crying back over to me
>>708824574
no, he sounds like an hero
>>708824756
Next time, tell her a pedophile will claim her in a minute and take her to his sex dungeon...
That's basically what I implied.
>>708824354
You are the professional, willingly putting some jerk in real medical danger isn't like spitting in someone's hamburger.
I have a few
>be me in middle school
>we have a skatepark a couple minutes from my school, and it's surrounded by trees that people use to go smoke in
>have my girlfriend suck me off in the wooded area
>I come out of the woods with her, and kids get all suggestive saying they know what we did
>get mildly annoyed
>went back in the woods with my energy drink can and the girl
>pissed in the can
>threw it on one of the kids. Can't even remember if he was really involved all that much. He was on my lacrosse team and I didn't mind him tbh
>convinced him there was jizz in the can too
>he rats on me. I lie to all the school staff, they just tell my mom and leave me alone
That dude still hates me
Another one
>preface: in sixth grade, I decided that I wanted to be an elite hacker, and the first step was to learn about computers
>basically consisted of me looking through all files and folders on the home computer to see what they mean and contain
>i was with a friend one night, and found pictures of my mom tied to the bed getting fucked etc
>real bondage shit, and I had never really looked at porn before so it probably really fucked me up
>anyways, my mom and I went on a lot of vacations as a kid
>she's bipolar as it is, but apparently going on vacations kickstarts her menstrual cycle
>main story: so we're in Colorado with one of my friends. I'm in about 10th grade at this point.
>she starts to go all mental on me in the middle of this restaurant. Can't remember if it was well deserved, but she was obviously going overboard
>she starts to get my friend in on it, making jokes at my expense and both generally being fucking pricks telling me I'm a shit person
>"ya know mom, maybe that's due to some emotional scarring after finding those pictures on anon-step dads computer"
>she pretends not to know what I'm talking about
>continue to go into detail about bdsm, her giant dildo, everything I could think of with this big smirk on my face
Cont.
>>708824354
That is so fucking wrong.
>>708817182
Shut up dumb fucking whore
>>708817962
Have you ever beat a cumdumpster into loving you? kek
>>708824354
That wants me not to go to the dentist thank you fuckstick.
Still you`re pretty fucked up.
I put together a photo collage of a coworker's pics, plus hardcore porn pics of a lookalike, and anonymously sent it out to the company-wide emailbox.
Some kid who tried to fight me senior messaged me on Skype few months ago spamming me. Messaged back, "Maybe this is why your Dad left, you're annoying lol"
He stopped afterwards
>>708825199
>oh yeah mom, anon friend here was with me when I discovered the pics. Right broh?
>I have never seen a look of terror like this on my moms face
>my friend who was with me is even staring in shock
>this is the most satisfied I've ever felt though. I had been saving this piece for 4 long years of bullshit
>through all the custody battles, through all of my depressive self harm, the drug use, her separating me from my dad. Every time, I knew that I still had one in my arsenal
>nobody talks for the rest of dinner. The restaurant was pretty quiet, and I was intentionally pretty loud so it's presumable that a few people heard
Still to this day, if she crosses me I can mention it. In fact, I can't even finish the sentence before she gets up and leaves the room.
Do I feel bad about it? Sometimes. Sometimes I see it as being justified, and other times I remember that she's just as sick as I am and that there's no justice in harming a sick person.
I was fucking a pregnant girl in the ass, she was rubbing her clit as I did it, and just as she started to cum I told her "If you done this in the first place you wouldn't be pregnant, slut." Then I pounded harder til I finished inside her.
>>708812281
I randomly choked my cat bubbles when I was like 10 or something, she didn't die, don't know why I did it, felt bad about it afterwards. Still feel bad about it. One day she ran away years later, and never came back.
>>708812281
>be me
>be like 5 or 6
>8 or so pm
>younger sister hanging out in my room
>father is downstairs, watching tv
>stressful day at work
>just wants to relax
>for no discernible reason, started banging my feet against the floor
>my room is directly above tv room
>few minutes later, father basically charges through door
>yells "whos doing this?"
>immediately point to sister
>father drags her into her room (right next to mine) and yells at her for like 20 minutes
>jump into bed and hide
>>708814875
YOU FUCKING NIGGER! I STILL REMEMBER THE LONG LIFE OF BULLSHIT I HAD TO DEAL WITH BECAUSE OF YOU!
Told a guy I was taking his wife and home and to get the fuck out.
Let me give you some advice: if you do that and he leaves you might not want to take the woman. I did and it gave me a stroke. 8 years of guitar lessons gone in one night. You don't want that.
>>708827349
Similar story
>2007
>be 16
>about 1 or 2 in the morning
>playing WoW Burning Crusade beta test realm
>Free level 70
>Holy paladin
>join a world pvp raid
>on Vent with my boys
>be squeezing with excitement for idk how long
>didn't realize how loud I was
>eventually dad charges into my room
>tells me not to go to sleep, he's gonna take me to work with him in 2 hours
>2 hours later
>he drives me to his office
>he forces me to sit in a chair for the next 12 hours and would not let me sleep
>if I even tried he would splash me with water
>didn't sleep until I got home at 9pm that night.
He always taught me "lessons" like that
>>708816641
Nice pic dude but wrong shotgun
>>708812281
I was incredibly cruel to myself and a number of people, especially online, during a deep depression. I still feel ashamed over it.
>>708818679
This
>>708831315
Just shut the fuck up you pussy.
>>708829510
Do you feel this was effective?
Would you recommend this sort of teaching?
I'd lost my job and I was taking an angry walk. This jugalo lookin faggot shoulders me and says. "Watch where you're goin limpdick!"
I took him right in the jaw, he had piercing on his chin and one of them cut my hand. He hit the ground hard and I felt really fuckin bad kek. He groaned and started to move so I fucked off before he called the cops or something. That was a crazy day.
>>708832015
No all it taught me was that he's a fucking asshole. However I never did it again, so in a way it was an effective way of teaching yeah.
>>708832415
did you resent him before the incident?
would you do the same thing if you were in his shoes?
I did something pretty fucked up near the end of senior year
>scrawny rich fag whos a freshman
>everyone in pe hates the stupid little fucker
>constantly being a disgusting douche to anyone is his way
>hes ugly as shit and the staff and teachers also hate him
>one day in pe hes being worse than usual
>hes sitting down and being a loud obnoxious brat about how wealthy he is
>hes yelling at people and throwing shit like a stupid autist
>everyone is getting pissed at him because we are just trying to relax
>he starts breaking shit
>teacher comes out sees broken shit
>hes pissed and yelling who did this
>kid doesnt respond
>pe teacher says we are going to do a mile everday and stay outside
>its 90-100 outside usually
>Im pissed and my friend is pissed as we are leaving pe we think of a plan to get revenge on this little cunt
>we see the dumb fuck wandering around the area and decide to stalk him
>hes on his way home and gets to a blind spot
>we hop out and grab our gloves and a tire iron from the back
>we walk up the little shit
>he squeaks what do you faggots want
>I swing the tire iron at his fucking chest
>we are now full on beating him whiles hes on the ground
>hes screaming so my friend covers his mouth
>I slam his hand with the tire iron a couple of times I hear cracks and tearing
>decide to swing it at his kneecap and then kick him in his gut
>next day he was in the hospital found outside bruised and beaten
>I broke his kneecap and fingers
>best part is never got caught
>>708832146
I also used to rip on this kid super hard cause he stank like shit all the time.
Everyone knew his name because i spread around that the smell was him.
I remember one kid I knew had to sit next to him in a class and apparently went. "Oh god! Kidsname!" and he held his nose.
I wonder if that kid killed himself. I made his life a hell.
I was a real fuckin asshole in high school
>>708813765
so there were this man and wife in the village, they were cutting corn in a field nearby me.
The guy was on top of the carriage and the wife was supposed to hand him the bundles but she was being a bitch.
After she refused to hand them a couple times he jumped down, she started running and he ran after her.
When he reached her he grabbed her by the throat and started punching her in the face for being a bitch. Then they got back to the corn and resumed work as normal and left.
>>708832595
Nah I don't hold a grudge now that was like 10 years ago. He's done way worse. I probably would not do the same to my kids
>>708812281
8th grade I was at a park with some friends. There was a group of girls there, a guy who was a year or so younger than me was just sitting around by himself. Another group of three guys, older than us, started harassing him and getting worse and worse, pushing him and stuff. I had no idea why. The girls were shouting at them to stop. They ended up ripping the guys clothes off and hit him in the balls so hard he was crying and gagging. Me and friends got freaked out and left. I never talked to police but I assume the kid or the girls did because at least one of the older boys got sent to juvi
>be me
>23
>live in socal
>need money
>get involved selling coke
>guy splits with the product one time
>call my supplier and let him know
>he asks me his info
>know his name and his car
>he says that's enough
>dude was an illegal
>they killed him and buried him in Death Valley
I sold for a couple more months then I got out. Moved to the Midwest.
I still feel responsible.
Never even told my wife this.
>>708812281
Ex gf was really trying to get pregnant and i was going along with it so i could cummies in her tummies
>was with her when she threw her pill out and quickly took them from the rubbish when she wasn't looking.
>everyday id put it in her food somehow to keep that shit locked down
>started to run outta pills
>mum was a single woman going thru menopause so i stole all hers no problem
>gf starts doing the whole hang upside-down after i blow in her every night so really try to step up my game
>double the dosages to make sure
>quickly run outta pills twice as fast, find some slut from high school who still wants to fuck and woo her
>get access to her supply of pills and steal them one day when shes not home along with her dildo for the boys
>cont medicating gf for months until we split up and i move out
>few months later shes trying with her new bf
>yeah better him than me. Move on with life
>catching up with old high school mates the other week, one of them knew ex gf
>her ovaries are shot to shit and no babies and probably cancer
>mfw i just read about an abortion tea that would have been easier and wouldn't have killed her ovaries
I think I have done meaner things but one that stands out is convincing an autistic kid from high school to wear a box on his head for a week. He asked if he could hang out with my group of friends. There happened to be an empty box near where we stood. I told him the common initiation of the group was to wear the box on your head for a week. He believed me because he was autistic, and so he did it. Eventually after a few days a teacher asked him why he was wearing it and he told her that I said he had to. I didn't get in trouble because I'm a great liar, but I told him he was not able to be a part of the club and that he'd have to find other friends. I've done much worse things in my life but that stands out because he was retarded. I think I did it because my daddy touched me bum when I was a kid. The end
Not me, but I had this psychopath older brother of my best friend come to the states from Iran, he once told me the story, while being drunk, of how he put icecream in a condom and left it in the dashboard of his classmates mom's car. He said he did it cause the classmate annoyed him and it was fun for him to do.
Oh and what happened to the mom? Killed by the father for infidelity and the father was hung for murder. Now, I don't know how much of this was truth, but I stayed waaaay the fuck away from that guy... he was fucked in the head.
>>708833254
I wouldn't call that 'mean'.
>>708834117
I sold him out. If I had just said I don't know instead of thinking oh they'll just go have a 'chat' with him. I mean ya I was selling coke. I shouldn't have expected it'd go well for him but I didn't think they'd kill him. I really didn't.
>>708834437
Don't worry man it's done.
>>708834437
Probably a rapist murderer himself as t.rump would say
I showed my closest friend a video of his girlfriend getting fucked by a dog.
>>708822152
what?
>>708812281
>be me
>23 years old
>friend is dating a 9/10
>had a thing for her for long time but was too much of a pussy to ask her out
>end up finding my friend on some random forum site
>doesn't know I'm on there too
>decide to pretend to be a girl and get him to fuck things up
>couple of months go by and he starts to want to meet
>tells me all the shit he wants to do to me
>show messages to his gf pretending the girl is a friend of mine
>she breaks up with him and stays at my place
>end up having amazing sex
>start dating
>now married
Feel a little bad about the whole thing, but oh fucking well.
>>708835212
That's not mean, that's fucking jokes. What was his reaction?
some kid knocked me over in the playground when I was 10 so I swung my metal keychain at him and ran away. He went to my school so i know the ending, he needed 32 stiches on his scalp :)
I point blank knocked this annoying kid's two front teeth out in elementary school.
>>708812281
Slept with my sister in law, my wife has been keeping in contact with an ex. I still dont know if anything happened between them and the what ifs were killing me
>>708812281
Told her she was fat and I didnt want to be with her emotional connection was there but not a physical one
>>708824354
One of the more badass posts in this thread. Cheers to you anon
>>708835929
He was pretty upset.
>>708823092
My fucking sides
>>708816107
Psycho
>>708812803
no nigger
Back in HS threw cherry bombs at this kid, got suspended. Came back 2 weeks later, the dude quit school
>be 14 edgy kid
>Be in bad group of wannabe thugs
>See homeless old man
>We go buy him food
>Get eggs with food
>Tell him to come here we have a bag of food for you, all you have to do is eat 3 eggs raw with shell.
>He agrees.
>On the 3rd egg ate, we pelt him with the other 9 and leave him the bag of food
>Still feel bad, it was like $10 of food and we made an old dude disgrace himself for it
>>708838140
Thats a family guy episode faggot
When I was in high school I convinced my best friend that it was part of the bro code to share any nude he got with me. Got to see all his girls titts
>>708838320
I don't watch family guy. Whatever, told my story nigger
>>708838140
When I was 13 me and a couple buddies rang the doorbell to someone's house then threw eggs at him and ran.
>>708820670
good man
>>708820670
Hillary approves this message! Hillary approves this message Hillary approves this message
Got into a fight in highschool. I didnt think it was too bad but my mother made me change schools.
>>708821189
>ex is still completely fucked up tho, totally worth it
id call that a success, anon
While I was studying I took up factory jobs part time to get myself through and I hated the majority of the motherfucks I worked with.
> Broke into lockers and pissed on peoples shoes.
>Pissed in the toaster.
> Shit in the urinals.
> Took my supervisors car keys and threw screws into his engine.
>Sent off packages with extra products in it. (win win for customers)
>Pissed in the clock in system which broke it.
That's about it really. Also one day someone sold me a piece of shit computer and lied about the internal components so I drove down with my brother and threw it through the front window of his house.
>>708814514
Good man.
>>708839830
seems like you were the biggest piece of shit there
did you get the money back for the computer?
Went into my friend's house and poured a 2 liter of bepis into his humidifier and plugged it in
>>708840111
Nice trips m8
>>708840352
oh my oh my
>>708812281
I remember a friend of mine at school and I had been spritzing each other with clean water all day at school, not heaps
Then at the very end of the day, before the bus ride home, I sprinted up and totally doused her in a 2l bottle of red cordial, then ran off
She didn't talk to me for ages and was SUPER pissed
I didn't even understand what was wrong for like a week
My roommate in college was a douchebag and would bring back girls drunk and he has a gf. When his gf came to visit I had the girls he fucked come to the room and be waiting in there when he came back. Roast session ensued
>>708840227
Shut the fuck up you undertale loving furfag.
Worst thing I ever did...
I'm a loser who rarely leaves his house.
Few friends I had talk me into going to a party with them.
Instant regrets fills me once I walked in the door.
Drugs and alcohol a plenty, all things I don't do.
A miracle graces me as a 6/10 girl approaches me.
Asks why I'm not really interacting with people.
Explain to her I just don't care for this scene.
We talk for a while and convinces me to have a few shots. Lack of experience hits and like that I'm drunk.
For whatever reason this chick has chosen me to get that pussy.
We do the deed then cuddle and zzz...
Well sometime during the night my asshole decided it didn't want to work and I shit all over myself.
Of course though its not a solid loaf its a pure puddle of "Eww, that's nasty."
I grab my cloths and jump out the window leaving this poor girl to her fate, problem is though in the morning her friends found her and she had rolled into my pile of shit.
After that no one would talk to her and she was ridiculed as the girl who has a shit fetish.
I hear after she dropped out of her college and moved away.
>>708840657
Retard
>>708840111
Far from it. Now that I think about it though my actions were way overboard and I cringe a little at how easy it would be been to just tuck my head in and ignore the drama.
I never did. It was about $250. My brother said he wasn't going to rough up some kid over $250 so the plan was to just throw it through his window. Solid brotherly time.
>be me
>15yo kissless virgin
>be at a 'soccer camp'
>spent the last few nights there
>17yo girl picking on me since day 1
>quiet and stand offish with everyone so no one comes to my aid
>last night at camp
>be showering
>she takes my towel/clothes so i gotta go find them naked
>thismeanswar.gif
>sneak out in the middle of the night to make a walmart run
>buys nair
>finds her conditioner bottle and swap the contents
>next morning hear her scream bloody marry
>comes running out of the bathroom crying holding her head
>never felt better in my life
mfw the instructors were asking everyone to confess who did it
>>708834986
Well he was a coke head, so sounds plausible.
>>708841221
Id say that's justice to a bully.
>>708812430
the real trick is to leave one oreo or like a quarter of a poptart in the box so the next person who goes for it will only get a small taste of what they could have had
>>708836566
What was his name?
>>708841221
Only faggots play soccer.
>>708813740
Where you from anon
My ex broke up with me, so i sent her nudes to her friends and then forced her friends to send them to her parents, which led to her overdosing and having permanent brain damage.
>>708825199
Archer?
>>708812281
>retaliation
>be me 19
>buy weed on street
>messican weed
>buy 50 ounce
>messicans try undersell each other
>drunk-ish guy says he can do 40 a zip
>alright nigga you mah man
>walk over do trade off
>money
>weed
>looking at weed
>messicin snatch sack and runs
>chase messican
>he chubby cant run fast
>catch up yell gimme money
>blah blah blah (messican talk)
>fatty hands on knees breathing hard
>2 step drop kick messican side stomach
>weezing gasping for air
>hands me my money
>blah blah holding chest (messican talk)
>[wincing holding chest]
>[gasping ensues]
>messican pull weed bags out of pocket
>blah blah blah tele phono (messican talk)
>telephono por favor
>messican want to use my phone
>take weed bags put in my pockets
>pick up tiny bags of crack
>flip him
>take wallet
>take all messican moneys
>turn 180
>[weezing gasping for air]
>telephono?
>walk the fuck off
>no fucks given
> fuck him
Found some dude from my childhood on the Internet. Can see from his posts that he is in love with some girl called Bree who he met online. Cos he is a bit of a wierdo Bree starts to hate him and stops speaking to him. Set up social media profiles as said bitch and pretend to be her. Spend three years fucking with his emotions so much so he ends up institutionalised 3 times. He finally works out that someone is fucking with him so I hack and take every social media profile of his changing the imagery to known UK paedos. Set up so many blogs and pages that if you Google his name and where he lives you just get countless stuff saying he is a paedo. Guy ends up developing full blown schizophrenia. Message him whilst hes vulnerable and pretend to be the bitch again and ask for dick pics. Post dick pics all over the web linked to his name and home town. The twat ends up in the looney bin long term.
>>708812281
I dumped my high school gf the semester she was going to graduate (she dropped out), on the same day I got her fired for theft (she was charged and put on probation but will never see her family in US again) and left some blow on her mom's living room table (she got kicked out and was a homeless addict last I heard). I did it because she made out with some dude when she was drunk and tried to do it a second time. It felt fucking great and I learned I should not do that to people unless I want to be Donald trump someday, cause that slope is fucking slippery
>>708812281
In first grade I got into a fight with this black kid in gym class and when the teacher broke it up he said something to me and i responded with
"Atleast I'm not black!"
>>708843049
Build the fucking wall.
>>708824354
I was a nice guy and something similar happened to me. The permanent nerve damage destroyed 7 years of my life and mentally fucked me up. I will never be the same. I hope you become a dentist suicide statistic. I'm putting a 7 year curse on you. Enjoy!
when i was in 7th grade a retarded kid came up behind me and smacked my head against a locker. Didn't know it was the retard turn around swing blindly hit him in the stomach as hard as fucking possible his head hits the wall then he falls to the ground pukes everywhere I start walking away He tries to get up and slips in the puke teacher comes around the corner asks What happened. ohshit.jpeg all he can say is he slipped I keep walking and get away with it
>>708823092
>>butt-fucking up the side of a liquor store at 12 midnight in february.
Fucking sides in orbit
i knew a guy who sold .5g that was half salt half crank to a girl. he stepped on it hard af.
>>708818948
Pour sugar into his gas tank
In highschool I convinced my insecure girl friend to show me her art work that didn't she show anyone and when she got it out I asked her if she was "8 or 18"?
Still very proud
>>708821189
Totally worth it is right anon. Great job
>>708812803
>in reality got his ass kicked and is a massive faggot ever since
good job
>>708824354
finally ... this is the kind of thing i expected to read in this thread. thank you dentist anon.
also im no moral fag but i really hope this guy was a dick to others as well and had this coming to him
>>708816474
Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me go peepee in your coke
>90s
>buddy is banging his jr college teacher
>wants me to video it
>cut hole in wall
>set up mini dv camera tapes
>video hours and hours of video
>buddy owed me moneys for the tapes
>fuck you bro
I ended up with all the video footage. I edited it all down and put it on all the early internet porn sites. Used to stream it on earthcam people used to think it was live action webcam..
emailed her husband links to all the vids, he flipped. tried to get me backtraced and called the cyber police. lol trolled her on facebook and she's single now.
mfw:
>>708824354
I cant stand people who are openly rude for no reason. You're doing gods work anon
>>708812281
I was taking a shit and some guy came into the stall next to me and sat down and started shiting. Then i pissed under the stall divider onto his shoe and ran out.
>>708845913
fucking chinks and their skinny dicks.
>>708846513
>being that guy
meanest thing ive done? i willingly gave a girl Chlamydia.
>>708813740
MSU? Wouldnt happen to be Mcneese State University in Lake Charles, Louisiana?
>>708820670
lol
>>708815509
All I can think of is what would I do if I woke up and my keys were gone? Would I go look over the train tracks? How far would I even look, if at all? Like those keys could possibly be never found. This fucks me up.
>>708812430
You goddamn monster...
>>708812281
Staying away from my depressed best friend because him always being angry and stressed makes me feel physically sick.
I can't be around people in a bad mood for more than an hour or two before the nervousness makes me nauseous.
I guess it's somewhat intentional, I'm justifying doing it for my own mental well being.
>>708816755
12 years ago
get a fucking life
>>708816888
nice try FBI
>>708847292
Fuck you Ashlynn
>>708815687
You need to be curb stomped.
>>708814514
why do you hate muslims enough to project your idea of them onto this one random saudi guy and rob him, anon?
>>708820750
faggots
>>708816755
Deviously awesome.
>>708816774
prints on keys you grabbed...
>>708847422
Good try
Turned 19 summer after h.s, only friend old enough to buy booze( in Canada) couple of younger kids have me money to buy for them. I did. as I'm leaving the store 2 cops ask me to come with them start asking who all the booze is for, tell them me, play dumb. kids see this and take off. cops let me go, can't prove shit. tell the kids chips took the booze. Drink it with friends that night. Fuck those kids. 10 years later, sister marries one of them, still hates me.
>Be me, dating a broad who has a 13 year old daughter
>Best kid in the world, polite, kind, respectful
>A little shy, a little over-sensitive about things
>First middle school dance is coming up
>All her friends have dates, but no one asked her
>Night of the dance, she's sulking in the living room
>"I'll never have a boyfriend!"
>You ever been petting a kitten, and it's just so sweet and innocent that you just have to strangle the little fucker?
>"Maybe if you weren't so goddamn ugly," comes out of my mouth.
>"W-wh-what?" she asked?
>"Anon! What the fuck?" says her mom.
>She's an ugly kid. She's annoying as fuck and no one likes her. Fucking worthless kid."
>Kid is in tears. Mom is freaking the fuck out.
>"Get the fuck out of this house! What the hell is wrong with you?"
>"You're such a fucking loser, even your own dad doesn't want anything to do with you! And if it wasn't for the child support, you're mom would dump you in a foster home!"
>"FUCK YOU!" Mom is pushing me and taking swings at me then goes to comfort daughter. "Don't listen to him, honey, he's lying!"
>"That's not what you tell me every night! You said you can't wait to get rid of her! You said having her was the biggest mistake of your life! You told me if you could change anything about your life, you'd have an abortion!"
>None of that is true of course but the kid believes me.
>"I hate you, Mom! I want to go live with Dad!"
>"Don't forget he hates you too!"
>"OH MY GOD! I WISH I WAS DEAD! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!"
>Daughter runs to her room, mom is shaking with rage and staring me down. I think she's looking for the nearest sharpest object.
>"So? You wanna fuck now?"
>She lunges at me but I run out the door to my car and drive away.
>I still have no idea why I said all that shit.
>>708835583
Well done anon, were all proud of you.
>>708821189
alpha as fuck, approval
>>708832596
no you didnt, faggot. youre pathetic, making up lies like that on the internet
>>708849309
>>708849275
post 'em please
knew this guy in highschool(brandon) he was always a dick but he dated this chick(Becky) with who had a thing for me. one day i see tgis girl walking to gis truck at the end of the day so i call her over and we start talking she says were not dating (Lie) and starts getting really flirty as soon as i see brandon i starting making out with becky and when i know he was with in ear shot i smacked her on the ass and said you can have your bitch back...
there is more of me and this guy if anyone is interested
>>708849079
You were a little girl in your past life
>>708849633
do you have brain damage? Did you have a stroke? Are you retarded? What the fuck happened to your post. Jesus.
