Get it out there. Secret, Vent and Advice thread
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Get it out there.
Secret, Vent and Advice thread
I honestly think that I lucked out with her.
I accused her of lying a few months ago, but then like a month after, I apologized. She seemed to accept with no real lasting affect
my cars finger tried to mom me in the back of my friend.
Bump
I pretend to use the flashlight on my phone to watch her suck my dick, she doesn't mind the light but doesn't know i'm actually filming too.
I have hundreds of videos
>>708809437
post a vid? or at least a screenshot? sounds hot.
I fucked my significantly younger neighbour
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>708809437
Post some god damn vids you fucking shithead.
>>708809752
>back in 88
son was getting a little paper
I fuck hookers mouths and get sucked off at rub and tug massage parlours on the regular
>>708809185
you god damn filthy motherfucker
>>708808948
lucky
same story as usual.. blackmailed an employees wife for nudes and vids. i see her posted all the time, and i love knowing she went full slut afterwards.
>>708810218
>full slut
describe please
I'm about to leave for a swingers club. They're having a gangbang night. I'm a single male and I've never done anything like this before.
>>708810134
I know. Just curious about what is says about her feelings towards me. Because its something more than just an acquaintance I would say.
>>708810218
Pics of her?
My sister is a total slut and I took advantage of it. Now she's pregnant and no one knows it might be mine. She's gonna keep it and I'm freaking out.
>>708810308
from what i know, she's become somewhat of a dr jekyll, mrs cumdump. sneaking around on her husband with other men, having threesomes. there is a guy on here who says he worked with her and has hooked up several times.
>>708810581
that's hot... what about you? you blackmailed her, you do anything iwth her?
I'm ugly as fuck, 5'3", and stupid as a rock. It doesn't help that I'm also not white. I don't know how I'm going to succeed in life. I'm 19 and I'm still lost. I don't know if I'm ever going to get a girlfriend. A relationship where there's mutual attraction, at least.
>>708810677
What did you blackmail her with?
I know a female who accessed the Ca state CLETS database to track people when she worked for a police department.
I used to cut myself about 13 years ago.
>>708811052
her husband had contraband on his computer i discovered one day. i threatened to get him fired,or transferred to a location where it wasn't safe.
>>708810581
>dr jekyll, mrs cumdump
>>708808474
I can only get hard if I have girls gagged, bound and wriggling.
Even better if they have plastic bags over their heads
I fucked the school whore after graduation because she's easy but extremely fucking ugly. Never told anyone. Friends think I'm still a virgin. And I would like to keep it like that until I can find a way to pretend lose my virginity again to some chick at a frat party and not remember. But I always have a friend over every weekend and I can't find a way to leave for the weekend. Man I'm about to go homeless and say I'm gone for a weekend. I don't know guys.
>>708810677
I have tons of her pics. Nice cans even if they are bolt-ons.
When my wife leaves for work, I have a 3some with my neighbors down the street. I love sucking his dick while his wife rides my cock: wife doesn't have a clue lol!
>>708811484
best way to describe it. she supposedly is very professional and reserved around people who work with her or know her, but in private she is a full on cumslut.
>>708811585
thats fucking awesome !
brofist.exe
i want to rape my wife's friend
>>708811582
good. i wish the hard drive with all the videos hadn't been destroyed. she seemed to enjoy making the masturbation videos for me, so I had to ratchet up the humiliation a few times.
>>708812056
Like how? What did you get out of her?
i started posting my bitch sister in law in "degrade this bitch" threads on here, now when I fuck my wife i can't cum unless i'm thinking about raping her sister and making her cry
>>708812161
masturbation videos, I'd make her take off her clothes and open her window curtains so her neighbors could see in, i had two guys very roughly fuck and finish by face fucking her and cumming all on her face and down her throat. she cried and said she hated me
>>708812455
Holy shit that's incredible
>>708812455
Confirmed fake
>>708812539
she told me that her apt sat below ground level, and her window was at ground level, so anyone who walked by would easily be able to see in. so I made open her windows every time she got naked for me.
>>708812661
i'm sure she wishes it were fake. enlighten me how you "confirmed" this.
>>708812455
This sounds like you read that "my private camwhore" story and just ripped the ideas from there.
>>708808474
my parents still don't know to this day that me and my sister have had sex with each other when we were young. I guess the Mormon persona helps
>>708813064
i'm not familiar, unless its the one i posted. i have shared this story a few times before.
>>708813219
>tfw attracted to your own sister but you don't want to fuck her
Ne one have any tips on having sex for the first time
>>708810681
more?
>>708813571
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
>Was 15, working my first job in retail.
>Store manager was a temp, 19 year old ebony girl with a 10/10 bod, huge ass and tits.
>On her last day as temp manager; in break room: just me and her having lunch, start talking and hit things off.
>She flirts with me.
>I flirt back, things get a bit escalated.
>She tells me to meet her in backroom employee restroom in a few minutes.
>Get up in there with her, lock the door, start removing each others' clothes...
>Am pulling down her pants and panties, get smacked in the face by her cock.
>Turns out she's a tranny. Twice as long and thick as me; and I'm half an inch longer than average
>Am actually bi. Have fapped to both guys and gals before, but actually had never heard of trannies before then
>Woman's bod + dick is incredibly hot to me. She tells me to start sucking, my lips are around her dick before she's halfway through the sentence
>Things quickly progress, I'm on the floor. Head and lower back on floor, lower back raised, my own cock right in my face
>She cums in my ass, keeps going. I cum on my own face
>She pulls out, calls me a slut, rams her entire shaft down my throat.
>Balls slap my forehead, now I see how huge they are.
>She cums again, I swallow. Feels like she's pumping a whole cup of jizz down my throat.
>Swallow most of it, cough up a bit. She pulls out, calls me a good boy.
>MFW tomorrow she's been given the position permanently for performance
>MFW her cum is now part of my lunch every day
I dont feel better than most people around me. I just feel like most are weak assholes who want to feel sorry for themselves since its the only way they can get any attention. I dont have money, i dont got "safe" future ahead, but fuck man, atleast i have realised that shit changes. That i change. And all these niggers around me cry and wail everytime change comes. Im not better, im just seamingly significant more happy than them. August Strindberg got it rigth, humans want to suffer. If so i guess im doing something wrong.
Also. My gay fuckfriend is way to flamboyent gay for me, and that smug fuck thinks he can learn me to give a fuck about people in need that i dont know personaly. Just beacuse i dont act on all my feelings dont mean im not capable of feeling, ive simply found out logic is smarter and feelings are simply guidelines towards happiness.
And fuck you smug "enligthened" potheads/acid niggers who think that you made an opinion when you've just watched an obvious brainwashing "we are all connected" video. I smoke and do occasional tabs, but i know that an opinion comes from me. Not fucking deepwaters on youtube.
People wants to be led. People wants to be mentaly incapabale babies. People wants to feel bad. And fuck its lonely, since i can almost tell no one without them just thinking that im a pretentious dick. Instead i must nod and agree trough my teeth, and then let them cry on my shoulder when i was rigth all along. I just wish i had downs syndrome, maybe then i could be more fitting to my society.
>>708813307
No it's a really long blackmail story someone wrote on another site. Nearly 200k words and it's not even finished. Just some of the stuff you're saying reminds me of his story.
The only girl that was ever interested in me was when I was 18, almost 19. She was 15 and had PTSD and bipolar disorder. I dropped her before anything happened. Mainly because she was underage. I'm 22 now and still a kissless virgin, really starting to regret it.
>>708813927
post link. i wonder if that person took my story as inspiration.
look at the first pic i posted of her pinching her nips, you can tell she's not happy about it.
>>708808474
I'm gonna break up with girlfriend this week so I can get bankrupted by a merciless findomme.
The domme says she'd like to even further and really ruin my life beyond repair. I'm pretty excited.
>>708814220
I mean, they've literally written a long novel with how long this story is. There are 4 parts so far and the first part was written in early 2010, so unless you've been posting her for nearly 6+ years I doubt it.
It's more of an incest story at first but evolves into something much more. Good read if you can get into it.
http://www asstr org/~AnonyMPC/MyPrivateCamwhore1.html
don't forget to add the periods.
>be me 5 yrs old
>christian family across the street has like 8 kids
>one of the older girls (about 13 or 14 yrs old) leads me around the side of their house to kiss and feel me up
>still havent told my family about this 15 yrs later, and i dont plan on it lol
Me and my lesbian cousin felt each other up a few times on vacation. I even got to watch her pee.
What's weird is I'm a guy, so I suspect she's one of those 'technically bi, but with a heavy preference for women' lesbians.
>>708814648
Pretty much same, although I was 7. She was maybe 16? I thought she was hot even back then so I didn't really care, I enjoyed it and I still fap to the memories
>>708814550
i read a paragraph or two. i don't see how there is a similarity yet. although the author mentions something that I did, and that was put a keylogger on her computer so it would be easier to make sure she kept this between us and wasn't telling her husband about it. it also gave me the ability to log in to her hotmail and send emails out as her, which i did once to her boss with nudes. that was to keep her in line so she knew i could ruin her.
>>708815460
>doubt.jpg
>>708815460
I'll take "things that never happened" for 200 please.
I've had more sex with my girlfriend's dad than I've had with her.
>>708816167
why?
>>708808474
I kissed a 15-year old girl yesterday and it was one of the most memorable events in my life. Nothing will ever come of it and she's just a friend. I hope we can stay friends too despite not living close to each other any longer.
>>708816762
How old are you?
I am an 18 year old male and act like a fucking teenage girl.
I am extremely self conscious about my weight, and have an eating disorder. I cut myself. I get jealous super easy and am very bitchy towards my friends. I over think everything. I listen to panic! at the disco.
>>708816514
I don't know, I guess it get off on how taboo it is. I had like maybe 2 gay thoughts before he started hitting on me. I can't explain it. I just love being his little bitch.
>>708816836
How many cocks have you sucked?
>>708808474
I like to wipe my smegma onto doorknobs and stuff when I'm in public.
>>708813797
I'm quite similar /b/ro
Except I have 0 friends (by choice), but lately I've acquired a few sympathy friends, wasn't the slightest bit interested plus I'm not blind/retarded after driving them away with my indifference they proceed to try and assassinate my character over social media, fuck people, selfish egocentric pretenders all of them, give me honesty anyday (sorry a bit wated)
>>708816922
One lol but it was terrible and killed off all my gay desires
>>708808474
okay i admit i went here
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.html
My wife lets me go drink at my local bar every Friday night because I tell her my job is stressful and I need to drink to relax.
She doesn't know the bar I go to is the last pull bar in town and come 11pm all the chicks who havent scored cock for the night come there to pull.
I've has 6 blow jobs, 7 sexy sexy times and 4 anals all between 11pm and 1am - when I return home
Wife knows nothing,
>>708810390
I went to my first one 6 monts ago. I'm going to me fifth tomorrow night to meet the same brunette I've been enjoying fucking for the past 3 visits. If shes there again I'm gunna ask her this time to meet for fucky fucky outside of the 'club' Her pussy smells like christmas morning
>>708817319
Wife suspects, though
>>708817319
How is she okay with letting you go to the bar alone all the time? Anytime I go out to the bar my gf demands she goes. I want her to go with me anyways so it's fine by me, but I don't think I could convince her to let me go alone, at least not regularly like that.
>>708817319
I'm pretty sure your wife knows the smell of a guy after he's dunked it in a skank puss just saying
>>708817654
She knows nothing, My routine is consistent and I "fit" in my evening events within a set hour window when my wife expects me to be drinking.
I have housesat for my lesbian sister and her wife when they've gone on vacation. I've cum in their panties and on their toys. Drives me wild knowing they've had my dry seed inside of them.
I have gotten my cock sucked by the drawfag bawble
>>708817689
>>708817689
Its all about slowly getting to train your wife to let you go. First the work stress thing. Then the happy happy times the day after the nigth before so she can see the difference it makes when you go out for a quiet drink.
>>708817754
If it were legal and morally acceptable, would you pursue a relationship with her?
>>708817908
Don't be stupid. She's not a fucking drug dog.
I like to eat drunken chicks pussies cos they smell so musky and smell of piss.
>>708808474
I have Vorarephilia, I need help dealing with it.
>>708818468
The guy who cheats on his wife with rando bar skanks weekly is telling me not to be stupid. you have a future in comedy.
In 1975 I used my id to purchase10 kegs of beer for a high school graduation party, I was 23, I did it because a kid I worked with asked me... never even considered the consequences.
>>708818453
Morality it personal; it's already morally acceptable to me. If it were socially acceptable though? Well, I'd persue a closer friendship first. I'm not sure where her mind is and her troubles lie. I wouldn't want to compound unresolved issues if that's what's driving certain things. If however we became better friends and I felt comfortable in that this was in no way damaging to her or anything, sure, I suppose I would persue it.
>>708818900
dubs checked
>>708819155
bubs checked sgsin
>>708809185
Kek
1. I've fed my mom my cum. She wants grandkids, but has no idea that she has eaten them.
2. I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher.
3. I beat the shit out of a kid and gave him PTSD . . the secret is I giggle about it.
>>708817606
>Her pussy smells like christmas morning
>>708817606
my brothers used to hold me down and fart on my face on Christmas morning
>>708815635
>>708816120
i'll do something ive never done before...
I want to send a dick pic to my gfs sister. My gf would break up with me and her sister would probably not even like it. But thinking about it gets me hard every time.
>>708820160
just send it anonymously, see how she reacts.
>>708811029
i cant do anything about ugly. but at least i can say this: dont confuse stupidity for ignorance, lack of experience, naivety, etc. always doubt about what people say and do , alway try to learn more than what is strictly necessary. relax about the girlfriend thing and 19 is not old at all. try stuff. be a good person. dont let anyone fuck with you.
I fucked my university lecturer on campus after I got her so stoned on dank weed that she could barely stand. She bought weed off me for the next 3 years of university and sometimes paid for it by letting me demoralise her sexually. At one point I took her up the roof of my university building and fucked her so hard in the ass, she fell over three times walking down the stiars afterward cos her muscles were so sore.
She let me fuck her redhead friend once to pay for her weed addictiom.
>>708820265
That would probably be: who the fuck are you, how did get to me, block. Paranoia internet family is paranoia.
>>708820265
Also she would probably show her sis, she reconise me, she dumps me.
I get paid cash in brown bags to get stuff done.
I work in local council in high positiion and sometimes construction jobs dont get planning approval, so they come to me and pay me to get them passed.
For 4 months, once Builder would send a hooker around to my house that was prepaid to do whatever I wanted. I messed up her pussy and ass bad and brought my friends over to use up the prepaid dealio. At one point at had her go and buy cocaine and then made her take come from my three best friends. Her pussy looked like a a bottle of preschool glue afterward.
>>708819057
good, good
>>708820997
How old is her sister?
>>708820265
>just send it anonymously, see how she reacts.
4chan shows how stupid that is.
Story
> b searches ratemycock.com
> b finds exif data in photos
> b uses data to find guy's cancerbook
> b sends the dick pic to the guy's principal with note "I'm a parent concerned with John Doe's sexting his dick pic."
> /b/rother didn't realize that if dick boy has a principal dick boy is a minor
> FBI kicks in door and arrests /b/rother for child porn
Moral: don't think that you're anonymous on electronic media. And don't post pics of your cock.
>>708816120
>>708815635
i kept the keylogger on her machine for years after i stopped blackmailing her
>>708821308
>take dick pic, put it on computer
>open picture with MS paint, save over original image
>exif data gone
only dumb fucks leave their data on their photos.
>>708819618
Greentext on 1 and 2
>>708820365
pic?
I've always wanted to know what human meat tastes like
>>708822115
Chicken
My sister was raped. A buddy and I tracked the guy down and beat the shit out of him. But before we fucked him up ,he was super cocky and boastful, telling me what he did to her. Said she had cried and fought him but by the end she was begging for more.
He was probably lying but now when i look at her its all I see. I've fapped thinking about her struggilng against me, thinking about her giving in and accepting it.
>>708822300
Pork. Faggot
>Gf found her nudes on here.
>Proceed breakup. Dates an asshole for a few months
>They have lots of sex(according to her he was stupid so "there wasnt much else to do") she tells me some things they did
>Apologize, and finally date her again after they break up
>Find out he had a 8 inch cock
>TFW your only 5.5 inches
>TFW she tells you she sucked his cock on a highway once, but says its too dangerous to try again
>Think about him fucking her sometimes as I fuck her from the back
>Pic related
>>708822568
That's hot tbh (the fantasy, not the actual rape)
>>708822651
Lamb. Idiot
>>708822793
Kangaroo. Jerk
>>708823028
Sea urchin. Philistine
>>708822757
It is, it is hot. But I really worry I won't be able to stick with just fantasy
When I get smashed on Vodka I (and this is EVERY time I drink vodka) piss the bed.
Like fucking clockwork, tried pissing before bed, doesn't work, living in res at Uni means I have to take my piss-stained blanket and sheets all the way to the laundry room.
Shit sucks
>>708823301
Warn her before you do it so she can prepare her anus.
>>708823301
You can live with it. There are probably other things you fantasize about too. You could read rape erotica or watch that fake rape porn and imagine yourself and her in it. Or you could get creative and write your own erotica of you and her. Make sure no one finds it though lmao.
Source: same boat as you
>>708822568
did you have the right to beat his ass? y didn't u just buy ur sister a gun?
>>708819618
Ayyy a fellow food cummer. I cum in my sisters food all the time. Love watching her eat it.
>>708824432
I really hope my brother wasn't like you when I was growing up
>>708824765
Realistically, he probably never did. Even if he was attracted to you, it's unlikely he would cum in your food. I have a cum fetish and I'm just overly in love with my sister. So don't worry about it, doubt it happened.
>>708825303
We've always been very close and I know he's very pervy, so
>>708824432
how old is she?
>>708823512
Don't drink vodka?
>>708808474
>I gave a black guy head in my car one day after school
>Worry that hes going to tell everyone at school
>Go into the office the next day and tell principal that he forced me
>Police get involved
>School divides along race, blacks say Im making it up, whites defend me.
>I have to go to another school
>Black kid goes to juvenile camp until hes 20
>bf tells me one day several weeks after the black kid pleas guilty that he never believed me and dumps me
>tell all our friends that he told me he thought I made it up.
>they tell him to fuck off
>Start dating his ex best friend
Been several years now, feel bad I guess, but whats done is done
>>708826296
Why did you give him head
>>708825747
16.
>>708825705
Really, don't sweat it. Just because I do it doesn't mean every pervy brother does it. I bet you would have noticed or tasted his cum if he ever did it, it can be tricky to mask the taste, so you're fine.
>>708826644
I felt dirty, and doing something wrong turned me on.
>>708809185
that's fucked up I hope you get axle grease for it
>23 yrs old at the time have gf (24) who has a 8 ye old daughter.
>dating awhile so they start to stay a couple days at my place a few times a week.
>after a few months I start to notice things I didn't before.
>daughter almost never wears clothes in doors. Runs around completely naked. Mom encourages this and also walks around nude. Try to get me to join.
>eventually join in because whatever. Things continue to get stranger tho. Mom always telling daughter to dance for me and shake her booty and wiggle her hips. She can tell I'm uncomfortable but she plays at it still.
>having sex with gf. Starts talking about her daughter and if I think she's pretty. Try to ignore her and keep pumping.
>the harder I fuck her the dirtier she talks about her daughter. Stuff like she wants to see me inside her daughter and shit like that.
>in my fuck lust idea sounds sexy and cum buckets inside her.
>next day all watching tv nude on couch. Gf starts playing with my dick in front of daughter.
>half ass attempt to stop her but kinda interested and horny. She goes on to full suck my dick and play with my cum in her mouth.
>walks over to her daughter with my cum still in my gfs mouth. Kisses daughter and spits some of my cum in her mouth.
>im shocked, I'm disgusted, but mainly...I'm super turned on.
>long story short they lived with me for 6 years. We never married. I got to fuck them both how and when I pleased. She begged me to do things to both of them that I regret and yet don't at the same time.
>end of six years she flips a switch and decided her and her daughter needed to go back to the east coast to find themselves because they are lost with me. Says will always love you kisses me and the two of them leave forever.
>>708816836
GRIFFIN
>>708810492
nothing wrong with incest man. twins and shit.
Humanity: Ignorance and Delusion
>>708826760
That's hot tbh
I still feel bad for the black guy though.
Came in my friends gfs eggs. She didn't know.
>>708826890
how old was she when you first fugged her
I am with my girlfriend cause i am afraid of being lonely. I rhink. Oone will love me after her. I am 27 and she is my secind girlfriend. The sex sucks. I don't know what love feels like and I want to fuck the shit out of any girl between legal sge and 30
I fucked a 16 year old last night and I'm 23.
It was amazing, I nutted in her
>>708827467
She was still 8 but almost 9
>>708827305
yeah me too. Like I said I regret it
>>708827635
more details
>>708826890
>She begged me to do things to both of them that I regret and yet don't at the same time
What things? I need to fap to the thought
>>708827691
Ive been seeing this qt 16 year old for a little while now, and I played very coy until she started getting close.
After introducing to her on dmt, we got intimate and touchy and I ended up going down on her.
A few weeks of messing around and I decide to finally just take her last night, and it was wonderful.
She loves me lots
Fucked my sister once, years ago when we were both young.
i let my gf 12yo daughter stroke and suck my cock,
the first time we was watching tv and my gf fell asleep
i got a boner and "alex" noticed, she started to rub against me
untill i came, she just giggles when she felt the moist in our clothes,
after that i try to avoid any contact alone with her
but one day we was alone in my gf apartment
and she told me she wanna watch tv with me "like the other night"
i immediately say "ok" she start to rubbing and then she sudenly grab my cock
and told me she wanna feel it in her hand with no clothes
i just pull it out and she give me the best handjob i ever experienced,
her hands are so small and soft, she grabs my cock and with her index finger
she softly rub the tip is like she's being doing this for a long time,
maybe with kids of his age i really dont know never ask her about it,
but the first time she try to suck my cock was a little odd, no theet but she can fit
all the head in her mouth at first then she gags but she doesn't stop her of keep trying,
since then we doing it anytime we are alone i just imagine her little mouth
that barely can take my head's cock and i got diamonds, she is so petite,
one part of me is afraid she wants me to fuck her cause she is so young (Im 32 btw)
but i really want to fuck the shit out of her so bad!
late 20s here.
I hang out with people where i have to struggle to be cool around. I'm seriously not doing well. not well at all.
bump
>>708827921
Ok but remember you asked for this.
>gf tells me shes feeling really kinky and wants to be humiliated and feel disgusting and used.
>have gf bring daughter in. Start having daughter blow me.
>tell gf to get on phone and call her mother and tell her how well her granddaughter is doing.
>she does and is having normal chit chat with her mother. Telling her about all daughter and shit.
>motion her over and have her finger her daughter while she talks to her mom.
>gonna cum so have daughter move up and sit on my dick. Cum insider her daughter. Have her tell her mom to hold on.
>make her suck my cum out of her daughters snatch. Then force her to force her daughter to open her mouth and swallow it.
>daughter doesn't want to but mom slaps her face. She cries but opens her mouth. Gf mother asks why little girl is crying. Gf says cuz she disobeyed her.
>goodbyes and hang up. Gf smiles and says that was good but I don't feel dirty enough yet.
>short car ride. At a park. Sun going down but still light out. Only people around are some teens playing basket ball.
Sit on bench next to court with gf. Face the court and have her pull my dick out and blow me.
>boys notice and cheer. Cum in her mouth. And tell her to pick a boy and wave him over. Then she was to jack him off inside his basket ball shorts.
>she of course picks the smallest boy he's maybe 13. He comes over and tried be cool says"sup" in his deepest voice.
>she pats her lap and tell him to sit. He sits. She reaches into his shorts and starts stoking the cubby he already had. He doesn't say anything but closed his eyes and made noises till he came in his pants.
>we rush back to the car after he came and went home. On the way home she played with his cum on her hands and said she was happy.
>I told her she wasn't done and she had to stick those fingers in her daughters mouth before I fuck her goodnight. She looked at me kinda surprised but in a really slutty happy way.
>>708830566
This was after I got good at knowing what she wanted. My first few attempts I could tell bored her and I realized I would need some fucked up shit before this bitch would quit.
>>708826296
burn in Hell you fucking race mixing bitch.
>>708830877
>>708830566
good shit mane
>>708830566
daaamn.
>>708831163
Only time I ever did it. Im not a traitor
>>708831241
I both miss and don't miss those days. Haven't done anything like what I did with them in years and probably never will again. I only really had those kinda thoughts when she was dragging them out me. Owning my part tho couldn't drag it out if it wasn't there first I guess.
I've been having regular 3somes with my best friend of 10 years(also male) and a server we work with(female). But we are all able to be cool and keep it away from work.
>>708813733
>cock
>she
>her cock
Engrish isn't your first language, is it?
My daughter and I like to play this game where she pretends to be a hooker and I'm her John.
We've been playing this game since she was 13.
She's 23 now and married.
We still play the hooker game.
My daughter has the most perfect, soft ass.
>sorry, no pics!
>>708832393
This guy hasn't discovered traps yet. Your in for some fun lol.
>>708814170
atleast you did the right thing
>>708814746
I work with one of those. I really really really really want to fuck her, but I'd also be happy to have a threesome with her and her wife.
My wife wouldn't be happy about it tho.
I'm banging one of my middle school female students.
>>708816934
If I ever catch you doing this, I will tie you up and shove glass slivers under your fingernails.
>>708833192
what grade
I download photos from iClouds and I seek out dudes that know the girls on shady forums and file trading sites
>>708817319
Sorry, I'm either too young, too old, from the wrong country, or just plain ignorant...
"Pull bar"?
>>708832907
I'm literally in exactly that situation. The lesbian's even a small, chubby, awkward brown girl, which is 100% my fetish.
>>708833613
That's high school nigga. Ages 14-15 right?
>>708833875
14, that's middle school in my hood
>>708833192
You two do any kinky fetish stuff together?
>>708808474
im in love with some one who doesnt love
I want my wife to make her fucking bitch. I want her to degrade me, tie me up and make her little fuck toy, I just want to be totally submissive to her. Unfortunately she's extremely submissive and even though I've never told her I want to try it, she's already told me she has 0 interest in ever trying to be dominant.
I literally get off during sex by imagining that I'm her, I hate being the dom but there's really no other way and I'm too scared to tell her what I want.
>>708834045
Unless you count student-teacher relationship and fucking a minor a kinky fetish, not really. We're pretty standard.
My cousin walked into the bathroom back in highschool, she was a 9/10 cheerleader with an unreal body, athletic ass, was wearing a bikini that was too small and her perky tits were busting out, gave me that "do dirty things to me right fucking now" look.
I was a fucking moron and didn't do anything b/c I didn't think it was "right". A few years later and I'm looking to make a move on her and give her the fucking she wanted.
>>708834556
Damn. I was hoping she'd be domming you.
>>708834363
See this weirdo knows what's up.
>>708809437
If i only had thought of that a year ago
>>708834363
She's your wife, surely it can't hurt to tell her. You need to be open about what you want in a relationship, don't be scared.
I fucked one of my good friend's girlfriend one night when me and her were both piss drunk.
I haven't talked to either of them since. I know he knows because another friend told me he does. My girlfriend doesn't know a thing.
Living with an eye over your shoulder all the time is stressful. If you actually care about your relationship, it's not really worth it at all.
Worst part, the other girl is actually hot but I don't remember anything about actually fucking her.
>>708831558
>forevertainted.png
>thatshitdoesntwashoff.mp4
>>708832613
>implying a bunch of shit
Yeah, no. If it has a cock, it's a guy.
Nice try tho, cuckmuffin.
gg
>>708835292
Whatever
>>708835142
Were you all hanging out when it happened or was it just you and her
>>708835122
She's already told me she doesn't have an ounce of a dominant side in her. Also it's really embarrassing for me to admit to her I want her to totally dominant me both in and out of bed. I'm too much of a pussy to ever admit it. I also just don't know how she'll react, i think it would be very awkward, and for that reason it's a fetish of mine that I will be taking to me until the day I die. It sucks.
>>708833779
Aww man, chubby and brown is optional for me, but tiny tits are an absolute must.
This chick wears padded bras and I'm always trying to sneak a peek.
Something always gets in the way.
Everyone who knew me before 9/11 thinks I'm dead...
>>708835540
You win. ;-)
>>708836238
Nobody cares, Mohammed
>>708835730
Try convincing her to do dom-like actions that can be justified in a non-dom way.
"I want you to sit on my face because I want to feel your pussy pressing into me" "I'd like you to hurt my balls a little because the pain drives me wild".
And then meanwhile in your head, you're free to fantasize.
me and a friend once said that "some kid beat us up and we fought back and ran" when in reality it was us doing the beating up...
>>708835730
Would you want to be cucked? I would be happy to be the bull. Where do you live?
hmu at [email protected]
go home
I have no secrets at all. Aside from most people not knowing I'm a drug addict
>>708835844
I just like girls chubby and with an 'alt' look.
Emo, scene, punk, nerd, goth, whatever. It's all good.
Anyway: I'm glad another man knows the feel of wanting a threeway with a bi/lesbian couple.
I once returned my library book a day overdue.
I once returned a VHS rental without rewinding it.
Found an amazing girl. She pretty much checks every box I have. I drunk texted her that I have feelings and she said she wants to stay friends. I'm telling everyone I'm okay without because I don't want to lose her completely. It's eating me up inside /b/ros and I just need to tell someone. I'm off to find a sad thread Bros. Love you fags
A week ago someone claimed to have pictures of a grown up former cheese pizza superstar, and that he's banging her. Posted 2 pics of her normal with face, and 4 pics of her and another girl blowing him but no face. I'm not sure if he's just a troll, but I've been obsessing over seeing the rest since.
> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.
> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.
> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
>>708836349
That's not a bad idea. I'll definitely consider trying that next time, thanks anon.
>>708836530
No thanks, I have zero interest in wanting another man fucking my wife. I want the sex to be exclusive between us, I just want her to treat me like she owns me.
>>708836320
I know
>>708836929
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.
> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.
> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.
> No mess. No body to be found.
> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.
> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.
> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.
> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.
> Except /b/
> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.
>>708837032
Women always win :D
>>708835730
Ughh I know exactly how you feel :(. I have a really bad incest fetish, I fantasize about it all the time but it's something I'll never ever share share with my bf. Hang in there, you aren't alone.
I fell in love with a girl with aspergers back in high school. Physically she was really cute but people avoided her because of her aspergers. She was weird and would keep talking forever if you had a conversation with her so people found her really annoying. She would also talk to herself a lot.
We had a Creative Writing class together and the teacher would bring the class outside to free-write. I would just read but she kept touching me and trying to talk to me. I would ignore her because once the conversation started, she wouldn't stop talking. Eventually she just pulled me behind a tree and kissed me. (first kiss).
After that we would meet after school to just make out. She was super cute so I started having feelings for her. Then again I realized she was a wreck mentally so I had to stop talking to her. She cried when I told her that...
>>708837466
feelsbadman
>>708837174
yup. Ask the black guy in jail
I met a girl at a goth club last week. She wasn't one of those disobedient avocado body type "real women" but had a slim waist and hips, broad shoulders, and a wide jawline and huge round tits. I guess basically 7 or 8/10.
She had a deep smoky voice and asked if we could go back to my place. When we got to my bed, she punched me in the face (she was strong too) then knocked me down on the bed.
She pulled down her pants (not far enough for me to see her puss tho) and shit on my chest then just walked out the front door.
I *think* that means we had sex.
Be me Young and stupid my best friend for life best man in my wedding and me in his. We always talk of getting each other's back. He gets hit and run while drunk I vouch for him. My girlfriend at the time doesn't know where I'm at for a night he vouches for me. We are best buddies since high school.
> we are now both married
> he has small child
>I am married with pregnant wife
>He calls me on a random night and says I'm in deep shit anon
Cont?
>I've secretly been a total cunt my entire life
>>708838200
wat
>>708838070
> I am fucking drunk
> it says I need you to drive over to town I'm in I am in deep shit
>You have to come here and help me
>>708838513
The fucking suspense is killing me. Type faster!! Bumping!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate my life because I feel like I'm going no where and that i'll never be successful. I'm 19, almost 400lbs, the ugly one of my siblings and I have no talents. I want to be an "artist" but I don't think I have the creativity to do it. I want to commit suicide but I'm a bit too scared to do it.
This addiction makes me sick and I want to get rid of it. I hate being this way. I know asking on /b/ seems crazy, but I'm out of options. I feel like if this keeps going I'm going to make a mistake that will cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort.
>>708839109
And that addiction is?
>>708839019
Woah wtf. Fuck everything and lose weight, then figure shit out.
>>708839374
Suffocation... No breathing...
>>708811029
What >708820285 said. Also, stop focusing on the pussy. I know it's hard because you're 19, but find a way to focus that sadness/anger/etc into something you love doing or finding what you love doing.
it could literally be anything.
I wish I knew this at 19; I was 25 before I figured this out and my life has been exponentially better.
Tired of my wife not fucking me. I'm thinking of taking on a sidepiece bitch for sex. Wish I can find a girl that'll be down for just plain fun sex. Sounds like it'll be easier in a place like New York City
I shit on the floor in the downstairs bathroom in trump tower - NYC.
>>708839806
I know that feel bro!
Fortunately it got better before I could cheat. I tried to hook up with a co-worker. That didn't go well. Funny cuz I thought she was into me.
>>708812000
do you have a pic of her?
>>708839945
How old are you?
>>708840415
I meant how old were you when you shit on the floor.
I think I'm in love.
and if I am -- I've been for the last 7 years.
she was my classmate, and we had a fling for a while,
but I ruined it with my lies.
I was a liar, a damn good one, in fact, but I let the details slip - just for her, thinking it will let her figure things out, about me.
but she wasn't so thorough, and instead she just cut me off.
we met a few times, during these past 7 years, and she seems to have moved on and along with her life.
but I keep dreaming about her ever once and a while,
and it occupies my mind for days after that.
what do you suggest I do?
she's the perfection in my eyes.
>my best friend's getting married
>he doesn't name me Best Man
>I am going to murder his fiancee
>shhhhhh
So me, 18m, talk to this one girl in highschool and we kiss and stuff but her parents are shitty and don't let her hang out like at all and recently started hanging with one of my older brothers friends and tonight we made out and shit. What do i do who do i go for?
My sister and I have been having sex for six years, both in our late 20's... our parents are none-the-wiser and worried my sister will be a spinster and I will not have a family... She is currently 4mo.s pregnant with our child which happened by accident, and we're keeping it...
We are still trying to figure out a convincing enough story as to why she's pregnant to tell the family... disappearing is not an option because inheritance is very high...
We share a 3-bedroom apartment...
>>708839404
Everyone tells me I look like 250lbs even people i've known for 10 plus years that know I'm not a bitch when it comes to my weight
>>708840833
Go for the second one. Forget the first one.
>>708819829
That feel when just got off the phone with Cedar Rapids PD & they said they've already spoken to the the victim & have an investigation going but are sending a unit right now for a health & welfare check. Have fun in jail, OP! Seriously, what kind of newfag blocks the numbers but forgets the address in the keyloggerproof.jpg? LULZ! This is almost as fun as the time I asked that pedo creeper that was asking how to diddle his underage niece's friend "Why does her shirt say niggers?" And that OP confirmed it was her school mascot & we left a message on the school's answering machine.
>>708840856
Why'd you raw dog it?
I got rich by selling CP to pedophiles that I downloaded by the gigs back when TOR first came out.
>>708840856
rofl. well, you can.
but child of same-level siblings has a high chance of developing the non-cloth factor, and hence his survival rates are really low. even if she gives birth to a healthy one, he won't survive long.
you either get and abortion or... well... let her get traumatized for life lol.
anyhow, it's a stupid idea.
>>708841398
Bravo my man
>>708841042
I know this is /b/ and everything and I'm supposed to be all dead inside and call you a white knight and shit, but God bless you anon!
Can you do anything about the childrapistfag who claimed to stuff the little girl in the well?
>>708838835
Sorry I'm not I was on another thread I thought this was dead tread
>best friend says anon I was drunk at company meeting
>and left walk across construction area
>walk up on middle age man getting blow from young boy
>he says I see red WTF?!
>man zips up pants my friend give boy change he has and tells him to run
>boy says something in foreign language
>and runs away
Cont?
>>708840856
don't get too invested.
the child is going to die.
gg
My dad has on and off severe back pain. It's been gone for about 6 months so I stole his remaining hydrocodone he had to get high. Today his back pain started again and he went looking for it and it was gone. He's been in severe pain for the last 12 hours or so because of me :(
>>708841471
>>708841660
If its first generation incest, then the baby will be okay, its only when there have been multiple generation inbreeding that it causes problems.
So unless
>>708840856
Parents are also siblings, then your pretty much looking at a normal pregnancy.
>>708842143
This.
>>708840856
She could say she was raped
>>708819829
In case Anon thinks I'm joking Google (319) 286-5350 LULZ
>>708841641
Yes, continue! Please!
I like to use a vibrating buttplug while shopping, and using a thong to keep the plug in my butthole. Im a 20yo guy
I really like scat porn. I hate that I enjoy it so much because it's gross. The smell is disgusting , the health risks and the fact that it's just unsanitary grosses me the fuck out. How do I get rid of a fetish? I love fart porn but I'm ok with that.
>>708819829
What sorta newfag blocks the numbers but forgets the address in the text! LULZ. Newfag.
>>708842981
I like scat porn too. Especially between lesbian scat. When they shit on eachother, spread it on each other and when they make out with it... hnnnnng
Honestly just learn to live with having the fetish. I don't see how it's impacting my life negatively. It's gross but so what? I probably wouldn't be able to go with it in person so I wouldn't bring it up with anyone anyway
Bumping
>>708841131
Condom broke... was like the third time it happened, fist two we plan B'd...
>>708808474
I once dressed as a sissy maid and had an anon come over after I handcuffed and gagged myself so he could use me however he wanted.....after blowing him for a good amount of time he flipped me onto my futon and fucked me it's the one and only time I've cum without touching my cock......I was blindfolded and never saw who it was it could have been anyone.....no stds and I didn't get robbed thank God but I never did it again......
after that session I've always wanted to be kidnapped and forced to become a bimbo sissy whore.....any takers?
>>708808474
I ate 4 bean burritos for lunch today and can't stop farting. I keep blaming the dog... but it's not him :(
>>708843596
I honestly feel like whole "beans make you fart" thing is a meme by white people. Same with spicy stuff. It never made me fart or shit.
>>708842810
A certain Sisqo song comes to mind.
>>708813733
Can trannies even cum?
i shit like pic related
>>708843824
Look, they're delusional fantasists who can't accept the reality of their gender, but what makes you think they can't orgasm?
>>708843842
Fuck off chink
>>708817319
Trust me she knows man. Women know things some how. She's probably giving you that time so she too can get off with someone else. Or she's broken by this behavior or in denial about that she just rather it continues in hope that it'll be just a phase and the man she married isn't what he is.
You'll be surprised how far certain women go in the name of "love" or whatever.
I suggest you do clean up your act man. Seek counseling or something. You wouldn't want to regret this later, become a raging alcoholic because "muh wife" and actually die in accident cause of your self destructive behavior.
>>708841471
We've already talked with her doctor... He stated that the baby should be fine, but cautioned that we shouldn!'t continue this without first getting apermanent fix to one of us or both... concerned that we are keeping it and suggested we seek psychiatric help...
Theres no helping love...
Tbh, we've always loved each other like this... this just felt natural...
I've promised two guys blow jobs if they prove to me they voted for Hillary.
>>708842356
We discussed that... false police report would land us in much deeper trouble than we already are... i couldn't stand it if she went to jail...
We're fraternal twins btw...
>>708819057
How does it come you are not bored by an kid in puberty when you are in your mid adulthood?
