I am super bored.
Comment ending on 69 tells me what to do.
Ill post pic as proof
Ask your mother why she hasn't commited suicide yet.
Drunk your own cum
An Hero
Unfortunatly I dont live with my parents and I´ve already masturbated like 3 times.
eat shit and die
play the Seinfeld theme with max volume out of your bedroom window.
Also, specifically this version:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H29ljyMgqs
Post nudes of your GF/sister/mother. After that fap to it
>>708800467
Kys
poop in your hand
make out with an animal
>>708800467
Vote Trump
induce vomitting
inhale fumes
from a car
Offer the next woman that walks by $4.00 to sleep with you.
shit in your hand again
stick your whole fist up your ass
nudes
Retake the holy land.
send nudes
>>708800467
Eat shit and die
>>708800467
Ask your sister, daughter, and mother for nudes.
eet fuk
>>708802178
this
>>708800467
shit in a hot dog bun and eat it...ALL OF IT
Kill Obama with a spork
Autofellatio.
>>708802178
do it
Tell your parents that you're gay
>>708802287
Rawlin'
send nudesd
Join antifa and shut it down from the inside.
Assassinate Hillary Clinton
>>708802287
Reroll
Apply for a job, show up for interview dressed appropriate, be courteous and professional, start having an income, friends, life, leave /b/ forever.
beat your meat with a hotdog (frozen)
Join Isis. Or the Swedish military. Same thing really.
Break your window nigga
>>708802352
this
eet fucck
>>708802287
Doing a roll
>>708802468
So close yet so far
call alex a nigger
Shove a fist up your ass
Run naked into a mosque and record it.
sharpie in pooper
bottle of some sort in butt
vote for trump
call nate a camel
>>708802665
Bomb it. Yell "PEPE!" While doing so.
sharpie.
in.
pooper.
>>708802665
Drink beer in a mosque and yell praise jesus
smak your peener with hotdog
Dress up as clown and go rape your sister. If no sister, do mom instead
>>708802762
this
Give me $500 pls.
Shove a frankfurter up your ass
get cold water and freeze your dick in it
Take krokidal and then call 9/11 cause krokidal is poison.
Take a shit on the middle of the street
wire 100 dollars to me
SHART IN MART
Wear a micheal myers costume and follow people around while playing the theme song.
Stick a usb-cable in your ass and connect your smartphone to it.
>>708800467
Kill yourself
drink your own piss
Overthrow the government of Somalia and become a communist dictator.
>>708800467
Insert a rose in your uretra
Do a drive by, nigga
>>708802938
Re roll as a clown tho. Play clown music.
what you waiting for ?
Send your mother a dick pic.
>>708802287
Autofellate. Now.
microusb in butt
>>708802993
this
>>708802468
This
Drink wine in sandnigger church faggot
>>708802991
*theocracy. Communist theocracy.
>>708803061
roll for this
sharpie in poopper
Go to local swimming pool at day, poop in it, and then go out of it and watch the shitstorm
>>708800467
go outside completely naked and send your mom a picture
maturbate over a photo of your oldest living family member
>>708803095
With ham sandwich to boot. Record it.
Get off /b/ forever
Pencil in ass (tip side)
Dick pics nao nigga
6969696969 git
take a vid while pulling down your moms shirt
Arrange on Craigslist to have big black men rail your asshole and give you AIDS, then rape a sheep.
>>708803167
reroll
Post on your facebook account that tonight is the night you end your life. leave the post up overnight.
>>708802287
Autofellate. Now. Right now
shit yourself because i hit 69
Steal a bike and hit the original owner of said bike.
Send dick pic to your parents
take a shit on the middle of the street where there r lots of people
Go to the nearest drive in and jump in the window when you recieve your order. Just jump out of the car and hop in while you yell "THE DARK LORD WILL RECIEVE HIS ORDER!"
Also be dressed as a clown whilst doing this.
>>708803291
rereroll
Piss in your trousers
take a shit all over your toiletseat and send pics to your closest friend with a ;) included.
Yell "Praise Jesus!" while drinking wine and eating pork in a mosque naked. Then arson.
Sharpie in pooper
>>708803359
Reroll
eat your own shit and send pictures to your family
Walk on the sidewalk and shout "YOU ARE A NIGGER" to everyone.
If you're too much of a pussy, then stick a sharpie up your ass.
>>708802532
Reroll
>>708803487
reroll... 69 get
>>708803438
This
put a spoon in your ass , big side first
Slit your dick with a knife.
Order a pizza online, dominos etc make request for them to arrange pepperonis in a swastika and write white power on the box
Shove a gun up your ass, alternatively if it doesn't fit put your dick in it and send a pic of it to your parents
Steal a car and then form a drug cartel called "Los Unicornais".
>>708803359
This
>>708803614
rolling for this
Drink your piss
fix yourself some cereal
If you are right handed cut off your left pinky finger if left handed cut off right pinky finger put the time stamp on said pinky
An hero
Make a drink consisting of blue powerade, milk, apple juice, and your piss. Drink it.
Fuck you
>>708803769
You motherfucker.
cut up all your credit card and bank cards and IDs you have, include passport and shred birth certificate
>>708800467
Delete all memes from your harddrive and never go on reddit/4chan/9gag/imgur/facebook/tumblr/twitter/instagram/snapchat again.
>>708803769
Winrar
Write "I want trumps dick" on your chest and show your parents
>>708803769
winrar
>>708802993
this
Shove 5 toothpicks in dick hole
the handle side of a broom as far up the ass as it can go.
>>708804001
almost trips fml
>>708803769
OP has got some delivering to do
nothing
call a nigger 'nigger'
CEREAL OP, FIX YOUR CEREAL.
travel to the amazon, meet a tribe, rape a child for 20 dolars
Trips get
>>708803769
Fuck you!
Give me your steam account. Kik: dwagensleyer. if not then just text me and I will add you on steam.
>>708804568
stop being so negative anon
Op can't deliver cereal?
bumping for cereal
OP DELIVER CEREAL GODDAMMIT
>OP is such a faggot can't even deliver a pic of himself eating cereal
where is it op
d e l i v e r
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op is the biggest faggot
ok, not OP, but I will b obedient
>>708800467
draw hillary on your dick and fap
>>708809905
this takes 2 much effort
u kno /b/ has gone to shit when op can't even deliver cereal
Each day will bring us brand new scars
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I wanna die
>>708810447
what if op is just the greatest troll of all
>>708811111
dear lord
