If I match with her, should I try and smash?
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If I match with her, should I try and smash?
>>708774413
She's got fat tits and a fat arse. I'd say go for it.
It's not like she could resist...
>>708774413
try take vid aswell
Ask her how she wipes
Same girl
>>708774413
Ask her for a handjob, and when she complies - tell her to roar like a t-rex as she does it.
>>708774688
this guy lmao
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/p6O3GDu.png "latest[1].png")
>>708774413
jesus op wtf
>>708774727
that nigga got dolphin teeth
Poor Thalidome victim.
>>708774536
kek
>>708774751
kek
>>708774413
the real question is what are you gonna do when she turns you down?
Her legs/feet are disabled as well.
As long as she won't reach for a kiss, go for it
>>708774413
I would fuck the nubs off her fucking torso.
Hells yeah.
>>708774751
This FTW!
>>708774751
Dis
I say go for it
>>708774751
Do it
>>708774413
Tell her to do the "touch your belly button with your elbows trick" to show cleavage.
>>708774751
OP here, if she matches this is going to be my plan of action
>implying you'd match with her
>>708774751
my sides are out of this dimention
What county are you in????
>>708775678
OP here I live near Chernobyl
Supoer Vote her of what ever this blue button is called!!!
>>708775813
Kek
>>708775504
Eat your words boi
>>708774688
the dubs demand knowledge
>>708775678
America obviously the distance is in miles. No other Country is so stubborn and borderline retarded to still completely use the metric system. With a national average IQ of 63, what can you expect I guess?
>>708774413
If your happy and know it clap your ...
>>708775818
> Supoer Vote
>>708774413
yes anon please, do it for science
>>708775909
On tinder in england we have miles
>>708775865
Just because you super liked that hoe, doesn't mean shit.
>>708775865
HOW DID SHE TAKE THAT SELFIE?!
how does she even use a phone, what the hell
>>708776020
You know the sotry of that anon who broke both his arms? Still gotta masturbate somehow..
well, thats your answer
>>708776004
you can change to kilometres in settings you know?
>>708775504
/b/ would fuck it, man. When did you get here? Yesterday. Lurk a lot more, faggot
very curious about how she can use the phone, plz update with convo OP
>>708776009
I can message her now, just need some suggestions...
>>708774688
milk budet
>>708776179
Yeah. I prefer It in miles tho. Kilometers fuck me up
>>708776123
LOL
>>708776252
He's saying that she wouldn't swipe him back. have you ever been on Tinder, kid?
>>708776273
Ahem... the dubs.
>>708774688
>>708774413
I hate all of them... except for Turtleface
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY
>>708776666
>>708774413
Finally hands that make ops dick look big.
Quads decide
>>708774536
Ultra kek
>>708777897
Send her this song. Tell her it describes her perfectly.
https://soundcloud.com/space-laces/excision-space-laces-throwin-elbows
>>708774413
how did she type?
>>708777897
Yeah its gonna take a while for quads to happen
>>708774413
Ask for a handjob...
guess we'll have to brainstorm something good before quads happens
Hand job is out of the question
>>708774413
Nah, She admits I'd be feeding her and changin the channel
>>708776615
Yeah, because using Tinder is a sure sign of maturity
>>708774413
She is pretty fine, only her legs seem kinda weird to me.
>>708777897
>should I try to smash
>quads decides
Pick one and only one.
>>708778641
>not using greentext
>>708774688
Damn, now I need to know.
>>708777897
I won't bring politics in but you have tiny hands like Donald Trump and I want you to give me a handjob. #Trump2016
>quads get
>>708775909
Our way or the highway, faggot
>>708774751
best post of the day
>>708777897
Is she typing without looking at the screen?
tell her you'd love to watch her fuck a hung nigger
>quads here i come
How does she whip her ass if she takes a shit ! :D
>>708778995
Probably using a voice app homeboy
>>708777897
you already blew it. not even a deformed penguin looking troll like her will want anything to do with a disastrously autistic neckbeard making awkward small talk on tinder.
people are there to fuck, but you have to be suave.
>>708774413
>17
>This way to jail bub
>>708778995
Fucking kek.
Yeah there are programs and I'd assume apps for that
>>708777897
Tell her you can't wait to take her out, and that you have a motel room too
You Gotta hit that anon, and post pics
>>708777897
ask her how she is able to text people
>>708776269
severely underrated post
I too am curious
>>708779177
How do you voice type an emogiee?
OP update
>>708777897
You're an idiot, OP. Fuck her and have an awesome and weird ultra-rare sex story.
>>708774413
>4'9"
Should definitely smash. She's kinda like one of those torsos you can get at the sex shop. Just torso with a pussy and stumps
>>708774413
How does she use her phone? also she got that quasimodo back, wutup wit it
bring some turkey over and ask if she'd like a wing or two
>>708779706
Going for it ;)
>>708779337
> programs and apps
>>708779899
A quasimodo back? Wutup wit it?
That's your question...
....
>>708779945
How is getting her snapchat "going for it"?
>>708779945
With that shit grammar, she might turn you down.
>>708779945
Ask for nudes
>>708780183
He's an beta faggot. This is the best he's ever done with a girl
>>708780183
She lives near me and I have a free house tonight. Gonna snap her my pink cigar (OP)
You better be nice OP, don't destroy the little confidence she probably has. Don't let these other fat shitheads try to ruin someone elses life just so they dont feel they are the only ones that aren't loved.
Post the whole convo
>>708780126
yes
>put your arm around her
>hold her mutant hand
/r9k/ could kill two birds with one stone
>>708774413
Just don't expect a handjob. Ever.
>>708780339
I agree with this. But definitely try to fuck her
>>708776020
She didnt take a selfie. Her friend took a someone elsie
>>708774413
serious question, can she give a 2 handed handjob?
>>708780428
(you)
>>708779945
>Can I you in there?
Ask her for her breasts. Just say "may I have your breasts"
>>708780562
10/10 ladies man
>>708779945
How exactly is she going take these pictures? So many questions...
>mom I need help!
>what is it sweetie?
>I need nudes. Gimme a hand.
>sure honey
>>708780411
Yeah definatley
>>708774751
Me Kekkles!
>>708774413
She can't finger herself so her pussy is probably on fire.
Hit it hard, OP
>>708774413
Her hands cant even reach her mouth how does she even eat
>>708780666
Satanic Trips and a fucking kek. Gratz dude
>>708780666
Checked. Also probably got that 70s bush going on
>>708777897
how you type bitch?!!
>>708780695
Hmmmm let me think
Maybe a person in her situation takes a lot of care?
Tell her you need to see those tits ASAP and include a pic of a t-rex with the message
>>708780666
Muh sides
>>708780666
OP here, I need to do this now because of the 666. I will do it while holding this
>>708780666
Two words bruv.
Pelvic game.
>>708780551
>>708780984
Post the convo op.
>>708780666
Also means she can't clean herself. She probably smells like a dumpster fire
>>708776615
>She wouldn't swipe him back
Well duh
>>708774536
Top kek
>>708774413
how does she wipe her ass/snatch? its gonna be gross
>>708774413
She honestly probably wants you to talk to her like a fuck slut like any other hot girl on tinder and guess what? You'd probably easily get with her. I read an editorial about a disabled girl that posted on tinder and when she revealed she was disabled she was disappointed because the guys treated her very differently. She just wanted to be fucked and treated like anyone else. Any guy that looks past her disability is likely to distinguish himself in her eyes
>>708775009
Damn thats a nice body
>>708774413
NOPE. HOW WOULD SHE WIPE, MAN? SHE'S GONNA STINK OF SHIT.
>>708781255
You understand people like this get cared for by other people as a career.
>>708781255
carer
think Hila and h3h3
>>708774413
Remember, recreational use only. Not breeding stock.
>>708781459
This. Wrap and tap.
>>708781347
underrated post
>>708774413
rockin body
>>708781459
Only anal.
>>708781901
I'm looking for that article. It was on nytimes.
>>708774413
I would ride her like Yoshi
>>708782089
Eat her ass like yoshi
>>708776020
Someone like that can't live independently. she probably lives with her mom and dad, who wipe her ass for her.
>>708774536
holy kek
>>708782129
i stole your dubs faggot, now everyone has to reply to me
>>708781347
>>708781901
Here it is. She has cerebral palsy
Longing for the Male Gaze http://nyti.ms/2cYyZvl
>>708777897
How the hell does she text?
>>708782342
This anon is asking the important questions, and because I got quads, Ask to fuck her straight up
>>708782342
With her thumbs
>>708782427
Or because I thought I'd get quads... good enough.
>>708782151
yep and shave/trim her snatch... help her 'masturbate' for the first time etc...
Did the t-Rex eat op?
>>708774413
Cute and young. Fuck her brains out, post pics if possible.
>>708782963
Will try my friend
Op is a fag
>>708779945
Best thread so far today, bump for intrest
>>708776699
bizzaro bizzaro bizzaro
bizzaro bizzaro
bizzaro
Updates OP!
>>708777897
>>708778238
Exactly!
>>708774413
Like a sexy chicken nugget
>>708782281
Thanks for that. It was a good read.
>>708783396
Op here, she replies so fast it's weird
>>708781982
Not like she could stop you.
>>708783564
Fucking post replys OP
May I have your breasts?
I have a friend that only has one arm. She just uses some bullshit that can read and type for her. Not really crazy.
>>708774413
>Face: 3/10
>Body: 8/10
>Arms: 0/2
>>708783690
The chat is pretty boring right now, sorry
OP, srsly post screenshot of convo
>>708776365
Fucking topkek anon
>>708774413
Plz ffs dont hurt her feelings
>>708774413
Ask for a nice handy
>>708783979
Ya, hurt her pussy instead. And ass if she's game.
OP will deliver right?
>>708774751
I fucking lost you magnificent bastard
>>708783877
Kek
>>708779945
Tell her that you want a handjob so you can know what it's like to have a big dick
>>708780666
pfffffttttttttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THOSE TRIPS THO
how does she eat ?
looks hard.
At least she admits she is a potato
Open the door,
Get on the floor,
Everybody fuck the dinosaur!
>>708783877
11/22 means she is exactly average.
>>708774413
Not like she'd be able to fight back.
>>708784532
Send a dickpic cunt!
>>708784532
Way to screenshot it dude.
>>708784532
How are you going to explain that screenshot kek
>>708784532
u realize when u screenshot anything on snapchat it lets the other person know right??
>>708777897
How is she typing?
>>708784532
PROTIP: Casper. It's your Snapchat friend.
>>708784769
Speech recognition you dumb faggot.
>>708774413
No. Some things don't belong in the gene pool.
>>708774413
You gotta do it, also role play she is a T-Rex
>>708784554
After add you divide by 3 for an average derptastic.
>>708776020
How does she user her phone
>>708784532
L O L
>>708784987
Now this is actually a good question
>>708774413
>eating
H-how?
>>708784987
It's an eye-phone
>>708774413
Ask for a hand job
>>708784760
She didn't care lol
>>708783564
Speech to text?
>>708785260
I haven't asked but I presume
Ask her if she'd like to hear about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
>>708777897
i want to fuck you so bad..
>>708783564
Her leg less brother with hands?
Ask her if she's ever been penetrated
>>708777897
Rape her like she's a burrito and post the vid
>>708785503
hahahaha fucking hell im dying
Op's responses will slow down as he falls in love with her personality and no longer wishes to take part in making fun of her.
>>708785346
Sorry, that wasn't a question. I was attempting to point out the most logical reasoning behind her "ability-to-respond"
>>708774751
roll
>>708777897
"I'd like to take you to the beach just for a long walk, holding each other's hands."
>>708785074
kek
Be a nice guy, take her out, discovered she is a wonderful person, fall in love with her than merry her. Have kids together and live happily ever after. From her point of view, you will always know how you started, on fucking 4chan, being edgy and teasing a disabled person.
>>708783923
you're doing it wrong then, fagboy
>>708786051
This
Ask if she works at IHOP.
>>708786051
although cheesey as fuck, Id give this a shot. hell knows most of us on here probably wouldnt do any better then her. Give it a real shot.
>>708786652
Anyone with arms is better than her
>>708786424
I mean it would be boring for you guys to read
>>708786737
yeah but she got a fat ass and them titties nigga
>>708786852
Post it anyway
>>708786051
I ain't breeding with that.
>>708774413
she is brave going on tinder.
Ask her for nudes. She won't have any unless someone else took them which means she's a filthy whore just like the rest of them.
>>708787379
Definitely ask for nudes. I hope you like side boob. Because that's what you're getting
I've been on this thread for 3 hours now... OP didn't post shit, i suggest we post interesting images so it's more fun
Somebody screencap this for future generations
>>708774879
And dolphin flippers
>>708786737
Id take her over any of those traps you see on here every day
>>708787379
Mirrors exist dumbfuck
>>708775323
That third pic is an obvious shop.
>>708787749
ohhh shit yeah you're right.
>>708787922
You don't say.
>>708784532
>Wish I could be there to comfort you :')
>>708776020
Selfy stick
>>708788039
HOW DOES SHE HOLD HOLD THE SELFIE STICK!?!?
>>708788189
With a second selfie stick
>>708787613
I gotchu, fam ;)
>>708788189
in her teeth or her cunt, your choice.
>>708788189
Puts it in her pussy
>>708774413
Fuck yes you should.
Don't expect a handjob.
However, once you get he off her feet you are totally in control.
>>708788272
Shit. I wanted to be included in it!
>>708776020
selfie stick
>>708774536
another kek
>>708788272
Op here, thanks fam. I will try and update when I have the nudes
>>708788272
I'm honored to be in there twice sir
>>708777897
send her this pic
>>708788397
What did you post?
Was it funny?
>>708788517
roll
>>708774536
And another kek
>>708788484
That would be awesome... I may add them to the Compilation ;)
>>708788493
It's all your own work dude, ;) I saved everything that i consider funny
>>708788484
Op will never deliver. Faggot
>>708774413
Plot twist: Becky is OP
>>708784987
Turns her head sideways...
>>708784708
KEK AS FUCK
>>708788586
No. just wanted to be included here>>708788397
>>708788888 says send dick pic
LISTEN OP NOW THAT YOU SCREENSHOT HER FIRST TEXT, IT MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO SCREENSHOT FUCKING EVERYTHING AND TELL HER IT'S A BUG THAT SCREENSHOTS EVERYTHING SHE SAYS/SENDS.
It worked for me when it told me I'd get banned if I used SnapSave a third time.
Tell he she is a t-rex
>>708788777
Trips
>>708774413
looks like it's t-rex becky... smash that shit /b/
Shake
that
hands
for
me
Shake that hands for me
>>708774727
def not a selfie
>>708788848
What?
>>708788189
I work with a guy who wife's a trex like this one, they can usually still use their fingers etc.
>>708788953
this is true, listen to this anon
Lol a womanlet with no arms gets this much attention, but dudes on 4chan killing themselves because they get a text back.
JESUS
>>708774413
People say shes slow but them titties aint retarded
>>708774413
She'll never give you the clap.
>>708784532
Android scrub.
Iphone masterrace got Phantom. Never ever get caught screenshoting shit
