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>>708765975
>TFW beta nogs
>>708765975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rQDwbvuw7M
>>708766062
Why is this funny? Looks like the average dutch male
>>708766062
>>708767120
It's the same place that car Tokyo drifts around the corner and bumps the other small car into the river, dude... lurk moar before you post stupid shit.
Lmao
https://youtu.be/0G8ayWs4bps
>>708767508
oh praise kek, anymore of these?
>>708767430
>Tokyo Drifts
How about just "drifts", movie schooled fagget.
>>708766271
the perfect mix of pimping and cringe
Did I just see baby Voldemort?
>>708765975
>>thats right you dont skank
>>708767755
man, why do they all look so retarded?
>>708768003
/mlp/ convention
>>708767430
>tokyo drift
kek
and not because youre funny
>>708767990
>>708766062
Average tourist picture of Amsterdam... I don't get it.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>708768020
Brutal
>>708767430
And that is funny... why ?
>>708767990
Fuck I miss Middle School
>>708767143
Kekd
>>708767805
He was using the Tokyo Technique you low knowledge piece of shit
>>708767990
>what did you think was gonna happen
>>708767508
>>708767695
>>708767755
anybody who thinks these are funny has crippling autism
>>708768232
Was he holding that Roman candle looking thing backwards? Or did the back just blow out as well?
>>708768298
FUCK OFF CANCER
>>708768232
I'm pretty fuckin dumb when it comes to fucking around but
WHY OH FUCKING WHY do this ?
>>708768391
Is that when you drift on the way to math class?
>>708767430
So they filmed a movie scene there. Big deal.
>>708768570
You're just mad that someone made a meme out of you and your high school class picture.
>>708768681
What even was the movie I wonder? Don't know many street racing movies besides the fast and the furious Tokyo drift.
>>708768298
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>708765975
More "what a fucking cuntshit" than laugh
>>708766062
I have actualy keked. Reminded me story:
>be in pubaith friends
>siting at reservered table, ready to leave when someone come
>bunch of guys appeared
>"hey, it's our reservation"
>not leaving, made them share their table
>later one of the other guys says he is gay
>one of my friend sits silent and stare to nowhere since
>time passes still same
>10 minutes forward
>friend says "In my opinion fags are something like niggers"
>died laughing, fag was angry
>>708767695
Would watch a sitcom revolving around Kevin and his wacky classmates
>>708766163
actually, retarded would be used correctly to describe that retarded kid
>>708766271
If he pimped up the glasses and get a fur coat he could pass for pimp ass pimp
>>708768497
Lost with a chuckle
>>708765975
On one hand ok, she is a perfect example of a bitch
but on the other hand, how fucked up you have to be make fake account and checking it
I mean, if you get together with a girl and then you immediately feel you have to check her like that, then maybe you are pretty bad at choosing your partner
>>708767120
the three layers of inoffensive blue he has on
>>708768570
agreed. i hate these things. once in a while one has ONE funny name and thats it. what are the jokes in half of these?
>>708767900
Right is a cutie
>>708769139
>can't misuse retarded
>means can say retarded
>>708766163
Kek
you're such a beautiful person
>>708768497
>encircled
Fml... Fuck English Sometimes.
>>708769393
best one so far
>>708768497
Niggers
>>708769088
DAMN...
>>708768988
my mom tried to commit suicide last night. shes fine now, shes in the ICU and her bloods being filtered and should be fine.
the chances of it happening two nights in a row is slim, but meh, why take the chance?
>>708768942
this was good
>>708767508
Newfags on the bloc?
>>708768902
Twerk bitch twerk
>>708769503
im not sure what your point is
>>708767900
What the fucking fuck
>>708768681
That movie is better than your mothers sextape, the dumb cunt forgot to take the lens cap off
>>708768595
I saw this on tv I couldnt help myself from laughing
>>708768595
>>708769777
nice digits pal
>>708768020
...this actually is a fuckin baby? At first I honestly was like "yeah, this puppet is pretty scary"
>>708766562
this mudslime is confusing what supposed to be funny?
>>708769879
Stupid fucking kids
why claws of scorpos is ears
>>708769485
thats mattyb's pussy
backoff.
>>708768595
made me laugh but good for him
>>708769811
Fuck yourself cunt
>>708769016
Fuck off edgelord
>>708769811
Fuck.
>>708766464
lost at pic
>>708769912
thanks mate
>>708769753
Story?
>>708769680
haha fag
>>708769753
nice
>>708770367
Some slut wanted to be a cool girl and showed her tits while mob full of horny guys was there
so she flashed and immediately 235081354 pair of hands started touching her
girl kinda freaked out
>tears
>heavy fuckin tears
>>708768988
I knew you bannana fags were complete cancer.
>>708769016 this is why filthy niggers cant get any pussy
>>708770442
>go fuck a whore
>I'm trying
kek
>>708770536
No rape ?
>>708769753
this pic is stupid. she just flashed her tits at an openair, not inviting niggers to grab her
>>708768988
nigger
>>708769016
hahahahaha
>>708768298
I really really like this image! Mind if i save it?
>>708769811
fug
>>708770389
Your penis is disgusting
>>708770110
Too late I'm deep inside her already
>>708768298
respek
>>708770649
Nah, just hands on her tits and body
>>708769753
Sauce movie for the lolz?
>>708766464
laughed at pic, but noseless kids are kinda cute in like an alyium animal kinda way
>>708769451
Don't be fat if you don't want to get bullied.
>>708770826
rofl fuck
>>708770658
Ah the NASA letter... A fucking classic.
>>708766464
That baby is legit adorable tho.
>>708770540
saved to my cute folder
>>708769112
Shit you're not even gay, but came out as number one faggot of your own story...
>>708770828
Lost
>>708767648
What is this from?
>>708768098
Is he in the kitchen?
>>708767120
that guy isn't dutch hes a sand nigger
>>708769777
You could have named some cat in other thread.
>>708769112
this is now a cringe thread.
>>708767143
Top fucking kek
>>708770540
What are they eating?
>>708769016
Awww, i would wait for him to get kids, then skin them alive in front of him while he is choking on his own dick which i had made his daughter suck before that.
>>708770658
I lost and saved
>>708769016
Rekt
>>708769811
At least I kek'd, also, check'd
>>708769811
This is the first one of these that i've replied to. Masterfully done Anon. I'm keeping this image... And shooping out the last bit.
>>708770826
hahaha that's fucking brilliant
>>708771200
that's a lovely story
>nice dubs
>>708769811
son of a bitch
>>708770826
Im tired of ur shit
>>708767755
>Just Phil
how did I lose to this?
>>708770826
fug
>>708770611
he's right though
>>708768988
cancer
>>708771379
I lose to "Break-it-Bertha" every time.
Can we PLEASE have ONE YLYL THREAD without that FUCKING BANANA? What the fuck happened to you /b/?
>>708769811
Pička ti materina da ti pička materina tebi i Joci Amsterdamu. Jesi čuo.
>>708768298
Is ok i guess.
>>708768497
pics or it didnt happen
>>708770826
You're a faggit
>>708771263
But all cancer Banana's get a free pass :/
>>708771500
>chekd
>>708769393
Arrested for rape anyways
>>708770611
>disobedient avocado
please tell me i am not the only one to kek at this
i will hack all big websites today
watch the world burning
>>708770826
Ostavi se mojih kćeri i sina
>>708770826
ffs cunt
>>708769451
Fat kids were the bullies for decades. Fucking pussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSx8bPxv8u8
>>708769811
Did you really post the whole book Zoom just to be a faggot
>>708766464
So Voldemort is born, and they give him a fucking nose to make him unrecognizable for us mortals to differentiate between a normal mage.
GG world, gg.
>>708771822
The friend that grabs his drink has the most amazing finesse I've ever seen on /b/.
sublime/10
>>708771822
true bro
>>708771321
Thanks, nice singles.
>>708765975
>let's make a ylyl thread
>posts rage material
>>708772087
Thats one of the people working the bar, the guys trying to steal that drink. Its why the lady comes running and the other fella tackles him
>>708768170
I've been shitfaced drunk many times and never once would I think "let's put a stick of dynamite up my ass and see what happens." Who the fuck are these people who want to blow their asses off?
>>708769811
Fuck you
>>708769016
lmao why do people get so butthurt its just a cat getting btfo
>>708768942
This just feeds the shitty troll. Also you're no better posting Copypasta day in day out. You both should die
>>708772185
Why did he run immediately
why didn't he just walk a bit to not raise any suspicions
>>708769811
I knew it and I still kept scrolling
>>708770826
> Zimbabwe!!
>>708769811
For fuck sake.
>>708769163
Oh man the spitter's outline can someone draw it? Can anon draw the spitting pic?
>>708772361
Because he is a dumb nigger. Duh. What are you? A dumb nigger?
>>708772185
>sues the store for big time monies
literally would've been better off blocking his exit, or just letting him run.
>>708769811
you got me faggot
>>708769811
stop
>>708768902
Cool dude, nicely done
>>708767508
good shit anon
>>708772507
there was some white dude even dumber
he decided to rob police station
>>708769409
no one cares what you think lol
>>708771178
lost
>>708768580
yes
>>708772726
lololollololol
you are such a funny guy
>>708772676
Okay thanks for caveman news
Next on news how sabertooth tiger bad for you
>>708771305
It's a Moebius
>>708772525
>sues the store for big time monies
Not with the clever use of one of these
>>708771129
Its the only place to fuck cartoon ponies
>>708768902
Is there one with the full context? Sound n shit 'n all? I wanna see what happens before they start chimping like that and of course after when they start flipping their ghetto shit.
>>708771380
Isn't that the black guy from the Sausasge Castle?
>>708770918
Heil hellhound pupper
>>708768298
>>708768988
>>708770394
>>708770828
>>708771603
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark,
lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room,
giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass,
so you just choose the picture.
Oh, and we all know the picture.
The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it?
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor,
but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh, that’s right.
Did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother.
You are a fat fucking fuckup,
she’s probably so sick of you already.
So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day,
every day,
for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana.
Just imagine this.
She had you,
and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand,
and then you became a NEET.
A pathetic Bananafag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.”
You’ve become a parody of your own self.
And that’s all you are.
A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>708769393
This is more dangerous than the ass rocket ones.
>>708772917
Only thing I lost to in the thread, fucking kek.
>>708769409
thats what you do with new girlfriends. i never tried the fake account but i have left some alone with my friends and told my friends to try to fuck her and see what she does
oi
>>708772801
Yes to which one? Or is it to both? I don't honestly know anything about firework so forgive my lack of knowledge.
>>708769811
fuccing fag
>>708772497
Thank immunity cat omega
>>708772917
damn, lost
>>708770826
Cockfagwhore
>>708773180
If you do that, then you are pathetic fag with low self esteem that doesn't believe that he can make a good choice
It is not medical experiment. if you can't have little faith in yourself, that you can choose well, then just kill yourself man because life is much harder than that, that shit is just baby steps
also go on with your regular 'you'll be cucked' replies, i dont care about beta fags
>>708769811
Got me m8
>>708771647
Fucking lost it
>>708772352
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>708772818
for you
>>708771647
I keked to it 5 years ago
>>708768298
>the radiation gives me anus cancer
>"it's all your my friend"
>>708772925
Cool. Thanks Anon.
>>708767695
lol spelled kleptomaniac wrong
>>708773558
Lazy nigger, make your own material.
>>708770649
depends how you define a horde of apes slapping at her tits.
>>708773915
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>708769811
kys
>>708768988
Fuq
>>708772036
Underage
>>708770389
I laughed waaaaay too hard at this. Good job.
>>708766464
Fucking kek
>>70877394
I really wish I could masturbate to this
>>708767776
I don't see how this is cringe.
>>708770918
Heil Hellbound Pupper
>>708768902
i like how he is the only cracka
>>708766464
Nobody thinks that deformed baby is cute. It's grossly deformed, but people on social media are there for politics, not truth, and the two are not related.
>>708773947
Really wish I could masturbate to this.
>>708771178
only in america
>>708768988
Everytime
>>708769016
i guess this is why racism exists
>>708769629
good one
>>708770826
sigh
>>708771229
No, every animal is alive when you kill it. And it's dead after you kill it. Fucking retarded... see >>708766163
>>708769811
:(((((
>>708769811
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>708767508
>I can't believe it's not Butter
Lost right there.
>>708768570
Yeah, normally they're shit. You see a funny one here and there, but it's pretty rare.
>>708767776
Kanker jood. Tyf op naar je kanker zandneger land. Vieze schapenneuker!
>>708774096
Its just some guy that doesnt like this dude on facebook so he's trying to convince us to hate him too.
>>708769879
playing with kids in adult mode
>>708770826
ENOUGH
>>708772185
i don't understand why anyone would steal booze. it only takes a few bucks to get blackout drunk. i guess maybe he was trying to get some for him and all of his homies.
>>708768902
She was a good girl, she dindu nuffin.
