> 18
> never kissed a girl
Give me a reason why should I not kill myself.
>>708740769
Because once you fuck someone you'll realize it's not as big of a deal as you thought.
>>708740769
I dunno, a girl kissed me when I was 14.
>22
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
>>708740769
Great people aren't measured by their sexual prowess.
If you make enough money you can just pay for it
>>708740769
Hadn't kissed a girl with 18 either, just keep going, it comes to you!
>>708740769
>20 never kissed a girl
You'll stop caring.
>>708740836
/thread
You know what? I wish I never kissed her, or had what you would call sex with her. People say it's better to have loved and lost, but that's bull fuckin shit. It's been six months, I can't get over it. I wish I was a kiss less virgin. At least then I had friends.
>>708740769
Average life expectancy is 80, you still have huge portion of your life yet, everyone builds up this them of "young love" so much it destroys all other images of love that exist. Go out and live your life, go to school, get a job, find a hobby. If you don't receive any romantic options by then, then go ahead. But think twice and give a good effort before you throw your life away. Love comes in many other forms and I believe you'll find one you like and can obtain.
>>708740895
why do you have no friends?
просто ты всратый пиндос, вот тебе ответ на твой вопрос.
>>708740769
>19
Join the club anon. You can either wallow in self-pity,try to improve yourself,pay for a bitch to hop on ya dick or kys.
Pick the one that seems least painful
>17
>same
Why god? Why i'm not normalfaq... Ohhh
Do like me anon,
Except that I have kissed girls and fucked girls here but I was never happy.
So do like me, spend all your money on an Asia trip. I did Korea, Japan and Hong Kong. Best ttime of my fucking life. Come back to where you are now, realise you're never gonna be this happy again and then kill yoursellf.
I'm gonna an hero later this month. Bye boyzz keep up the memes
>>708740769
Same here, the only reason you shouldn't kill yourself is because you might kiss a girl sometime ever.
Life is shit.
>>708741307
Banned
>>708741105
Because I'm extremely volatile
>>708741322
Yeah true. Life is shit
>>708740895
>implying /b/ isn't your friend
>>708740769
Ain't you got a mum m8 just ask her for a peck den slip her a bit of tongue.
>>708741411
Nope /b/eatsrds my best friends
>>708741411
>implying /b/ isn't your abusive stepfather
>>708740769
Are you going to college? Or planning on working? What do you look like, my man? What're your social skills like?
>>708741361
how does that show?
>>708740951
I measure myself this way, may be even unconsciously.
>>708741492
>implying your friends don't bang your mom
>>708740769
come back when that will be
>25
>never kissed a girl
>you're unsuccsessful because you haven't kissed a girl
You SHOULD kill yourself, huh.
>>708741361
You're keeping it well hid, you sad excuse for a firework.
>>708741153
>>708740769
because maybe one day you'll live to see robot wives, or affordable space travel so you can go live on an asteroid alone and smoke weed
>>708741662
That's Russian for reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep
>>708741322
>>708741390
Cheer up, buddies. Life is great. Or has the potential to be if you put some effort into it.
>>708740769
>me
>20
>never kissed a girl
Someone's always gonna have it worse off than you. No reason to off yourself over that, OP.
>>708741569
Implying my mom isn't my friend
>>708741765
In the same boat anon. At this point I don't really give a fuck if i've kissed someone it's not like i'm going to go brag to my friends about it.
>>708741733
I am already going my best.
>>708741696
>implying she wont' be banging my friends
>>708741687
seriously? I'm the only one with this dream?
These are softproblems. Come back when life is actually hard.
>/b/ isn't your hugbox
>>708741765
THAT'S WHY IM ASKING
This going to be only worse, so why should I continue.
You have anime girl
>>708740769
You'll find a girl in the next 3 months.
>>708741863
How could that be? What's your story anon, I'm all ears.
>>708741903
>implying you'll be able to afford to do that
I don't think you can buy a robo wife with coupons or welfare m80
>>708741823
>implying I'm not your mom
>>708741988
I don't like anime.
>>708741852
I have bigger problems than that right now. I just don't have time to concentrate on a relationship atm. I'd really just be happy to have a close friend right now.
>>708742092
>implying I'm not my mom
>>708740836
It is a pretty mediocre experience. Not nearly as good as it looks on porn. Not nearly as good as you would imaginne. Then you think:
>hey! maybe its the girl. I have to fuck other girls because this sucks.
Then you fuck other girls and realize its not the girls. It must be you. But your penis is normal, you are normal everything is just right then whats the matter?
The thing is sex looks good on screen. Sometimes it is good in real life but never, never blow your fucking mind good as you imagine thanks to that avesome 1080 milf porn. It will never look that good and never feel that good.
>inb4 faggot
All you feels bad faggots need to start lifting. I guarantee you will feel much better once you start noticing your results. You also won't feel awkward or anything when you look like you lift, people won't call you out on your shit, and if they do they will think it's cute that you're shy/weird.
Don't kill yourselves, we're all gonna make it bros.
>>708742136
>implying we're not all one conscious propelling various meatbags
>>708740769
this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbIZ1IuqCzU
>>708742136
>implying your mom isn't my mom
>>708742263
>implying I'm not you
>>708742245
>he's 38 years old
>never kissed a girl
>>708741153
Убил просто
>>708741088
>young love is the only love
th-thanks popculture
also this is the same reason why teens save the day in every blockbuster movie while in real life no one gives a flying fuck about them.
>ITT
>>708742021
Which story?
,
>>708742106
Kill your self faggot
>>708742193
Knuckle Head
Optimism has never been this shallow
>>708742241
>implying we're conscious
>>708742336
Don't be so close minded.
>>708742287
>implying I don't know when I'm talking to myself
>>708740836
This, so much this, wait till your trapped with the same one for years doing the same thing over and over again, sometimes I envy the wizards!
>>708742294
Ооо, русич, здарова.
I kissed a girl when I was 19,
Had sex at 20, but none of it compares to getting my black cherry popped my dude, moaned like a little girl in pain for hrs.....
>>708740769
dont kill yourself, then you cant kill yourself later
>>708742324
Whichever one(s) you feel like encompasses your current problem/situation.
>>708741977
Keep moving. There was some dude who jumped off a bridge meaning to kill himself, and midway through the fall he realized that all the things he thought he couldn't fix were fixable. Anyway, it ends up that the guy survived, and he was able to fix the problems in his life, and everything went back to being semi-normal. I can't remember the guy's name (shitty memory, sorry), but I think you get the idea.
>>708740769
Because there are more important things in life than bitches you cuck...
>>708741307
>>17
sorry
>>708741058
>leaving friends for bitches
you realize you deserve that right?
It's only because you are ugly as fuck
>>708741058 I feel you man
She fucked with my head for months and just left and its fucking hard to deal with
Good luck my dude
>>708742394
>be in relationship for almost seven years
>sex is still great, both of us still fit (we haven't let ourselves go like everyone says will happen)
>Similar interests - she's preordered the skyrim definitive edition for xbox one
>Mountain bike together
>Both have respectable jobs
>Going away on holiday on Monday
We met when I was 18 and she was 16.
Why don't we all just Fuck each other?
>>708742579
I didn't leave them for her. I just don't contact them much at all anymore. And they don't contact me.
>>708742700
because you're ugly anon
19, my boyfriend left me after 2 years of relationship, I programmed to move to Germany for him but now all is over and I'm back to my parents house, no work, no university, no boyfriend, just a guy on whatsapp to have fun, my life is totally shit and I'm depress.. let's kill ourself together..
>>708740769
24 yr virgin here
It's not even a big deal in my country India.
Just remain redpilled and fap to every new pornstar
Never had any female contact till I was almost 20. Now I fuck frequently.
Pic related.
>>708742743
>>708742599
YOU ARE UGLY
>>708742762
Give me ur whatsapp no
Let us first kill the bf
>>708742743
I am? Oh, but we all want to get laid don't we?
First time I ever kissed a grill I was 20.
>>708742543
Okay
>>708742821
I know
>>708742193
You know what's better than lifting?
Learn something. Read a book about something that interests you.
>>708742856
>grill
Forsenboy?
Lost my virginity when i was fifteen, first kiss was thirteen? Maybe? I can't quite recall
>>708742417
Здарова )))
>>708742939
Topkek
>>708740769
find your nearest brothel, one will be close than you think
>>Drunk makeout session with chick when 15
>>708742969
))))
>>708742079
I mean I always have the option of just taking a wild ride on a noose no matter what happens
Nobody can take suicide from me, and I take comfort in that
>>708742905
>implying the world needs more EUPHORIC fags
>Implying you can't do both
>Implying reading about nuclear physics helps you forget about being emotionally crippled
Don't get me wrong, I love reading, I'm balls deep in the Wheel of Time series for the third time, but it's two different things
OK guys, I have an idea. What if we all dressed like grills and filed each other?
>>708742473
Have no idea. I just somehow found myself thinking about dat feel ng every night.
>>708742850
I don't want he die, I still love him, I understand why he felt me, I'm just a stupid bitch and I deserve to die, he is probably more happy without me.. I hate myself
>>708742994
Когда тебе 17 и ты ещё не целовалась но как-то пох )))
>>708742496
I do not even know where to move to get closer to gf.
>>708743073
Syebite na dvach, detishki.
>>708743049
I want to fill you, anon!
>>708743052
OK, so what's your story then? Age, location, education, job, home situation, hobbies?
>>708743085
Do you have any friends? Do you do anything other than commute between work and back? Do you expect a gf to just magically see you and fall in love with you?
You have to make an effort m9, even if pubs and clubs aren't your thing, find a running club and meet people there, or find a board game store, they normally have open days where people can come and sample games for the day. Join a church, join a gym, join a book club, but you have to get yourself out there.
I hate these threads... why you ppl act as if you like each other? You are all fucking trolls and call each other a gay nigger in 10 mins... but you fucking faggots are weak and depressed irl. Why do you come here with this shit? Cant you pay a fucking therapeut?
I'm trying to picture you crying at your desk hugging the fucking screen whenever someone says something nice... pathetic idiots.
Just stop coming here... this is obviously not good for your mental health.
>>708740769
>>>708742394
>>be in relationship for almost seven years
>>sex is still great, both of us still fit (we haven't let ourselves go like everyone says will happen)
>>Similar interests - she's preordered the skyrim definitive edition for xbox one
>>Mountain bike together
>>Both have respectable jobs
>>Going away on holiday on Monday
>
>We met when I was 18 and she was 16.
Same except met when I was 24 and she was 20, we don't mountain bike but run, but bored shitless don't you miss the hunt and the freedom?
>>708740769
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
>>708740769
Cause I didn't kiss a grill and fuck her till 21. Trust me bro you got plenty of time.
>>708743301
all I had to read was not good for mental health
can confirm
4chan, leaving it for a time, resulted in me getting a gf, a job, and a car
came back to read during breaks and I squandered all of that doing stupid shit as soon as I started. Also bipolar and a suicide attempt
>>708743327
Yeah and Na
>Ditched gf for a weekend and had a boys week away in Mozambique at a music festival
>WTF my an ex gf is there!?
>Hang out a bit, I know she still wants me
>Weed and alcohol and increasing sexual tension leads us to the last night, when her bf that was with her passes out early
>We spend the next few hours flirting and doing a bit of heavy petting
>don't speak to her since then
>realise that I wanted the hunt and the excitement more than i wanted her
>go home to my literally perfect gf and wonder why the fuck I did what I did
who here in minnesota wanna fuck?
>>708743429
>also still here
Pass it around if you cant handle it
I hang hollywoodniggas by the soultrain laminates.
>>708743073
Да, анон.
>>708743119
Nope, mate.
>>708743637
I have no idea what the second half of that means
>>708743538
Your mom
>>708743148
Just started first years in uni.
I enjoy doing some nice computer stuff like games or graphics, but this is completely non-social.
Yesterday I though, actually, to find something like board games near me or at least something which include communication with people.
>>708743249
> any friends
No.
> do you expect ...
No.
>>708743784
+15
>>708743538
Holy shit.
Its like some sort of foot fetish, straight shota, doll loving, tentacle porn hybrid. Yet somehow, no pussy shot.
>>708743747
В инт тогда.
>>708743838
Ольгинец, лол.
>>708743845
its the bloodborne doll, but yeah, I guess
>>708743878
Классная идея, скорее всего так и поступлю.
>>708742144
Trap fucker detected
>>708742905
Lifting is super good for you. Moreso than most books I'd say. If you go for the book, all youll do is slug through it. If you go for lifting, youll improve your health and motivation, allowing you to go through any textbook you want at a faster, more efficient rate. That combined with looking hot will give you a better package than just a book will.
>>708743798
board game people are pretty chill, even if you just walk into a store and ask your local wizard, there will almost certainly be a group that gathers on a fortnightly basis that you can join
>>708740769
I'm 17 and never kissed a girl, anon. You'll get over it eventually.
>>708742144
It depends on if you love the person or not, and most people dont even know what love is.
>>708743918
Двачую
>>708744034
>implying lifting makes you a faster reader
You are stupid mate. No point in talking to you.
>>708740769
Darknet markets, go get some xanax and molly for confidance
why bother even trying? Nothing matters in the end.
Love fades, the chemicals burn out or you become tolerant roughly 3 years after the kick, you make poor decisions, she leaves you, you lose everything. You'll always lose. Theres no way to win. You just wait, and try, and fuck, and die. being fucked and failing the whole way. Best case you get fucked by a smaller dick, and not the african warlord dick splitting poor little abdul in the shitty desert in half.
>>708742193
> to shy to start lifting
>>708740769
>implying kissing a girl is a goal by itself
kill yourself for this reason is like saying "i never ate a banana of my life i should kill myself"
Life is what you want to do with it.
Also at 18 you are just craving for attention like every other 18 years old retard.
>>708744147
Четырчую
>>708740769
i was a virgin until i left my town at 22, after that is when i started having relationships and friends with rights
>>708744086
What is love, anon don't hurt, don't hurt me, no moar
>>708744327
> Also at 18 you are just craving for attention like every other 18 years old retard.
What's wrong in it?
>>708740951
fedora detected
>>708742905
>not being a smart meathead
what am I even doing
>>708744086
100% hit the nail on the head, sex is nothing without love.
Because if you make it to 30 as a virgin you become a wizard
this is a cry for help
>>708743056
Having a wrong key for a lock
Doesn't mean there is no key for a lock find harder
LOWER STANDARDS. It's as simple as that.
>>708744644
maybe she just wants to be left be, why bother knocking it down? Maybe she realized the futility and gave up, walling herself in like an old timey monk
>>708744644
Having a google translate doesnt mean having gud engrish.
Find harder.
>>708744490
that means that the point of this thread is not to have a reason to live but just having attention.
18 years old dude = girl/woman of any age. Internet is a shithole fill with informations like "this is not a fucking problem to not have kiss a girl at 18 years old".
>>708742795
story plz anon
>>708740769
b loves you
>>708740769
>first kiss at 21.
>lose virginity at 22.
>take pussy off the pedestal and dick down every piece of ass I come across. Started with Craigslist, then MySpace, then facebook, then the dating apps came out and I fucked my dick raw on strange puss.
>Don't even remember the first names of all the girls I have slept with, let alone their last names.
>2 abortions, 800$ worth.
>currently 33 years old
>live at home with my mother and sister
>bad case of genital warts
>nobody will fuck me anymore and I don't really give a shit...
Moral of the story: smashing puss isn't worth living or dying over. Stop being a nigger faggot OP.
I was a kiss less virgin until my late 20's. Still no girl friend, busy with career and stuff. Couldn't care less.
Stop being cucked by society into thinking you're a loser because of something silly like that. Go to school, find a job, worship Jesus, then find a serious mate in life to marry rather than some young clueless girl to have sex with.
Oh and please don't confuse lust with love, they are not the same thing.
>>708745414
How to start lifting if I am afraid to enter the gym?
>>708742496
Ben Oglemyer
>>708745748
How are you scared? Gym dudes are super chill, most will help you with a workout as well
>>708740769
>28
>Never kissed, or even held hands with a girl
That's why faggot, some have it worse than you
>>708745748
If youre nervous about looking like a weakfag, theres no need to because contrary to popular belief, a lot of gym dudes are actually really cool. Theres the occasional douche who makes fun of the fat person jogging, but the rest of us know that hes just a faggot. Nothing looks better than seeing an unhealthy person sweat their ass off and dedicate themselves to a workout routine. However, if its still too much for you, start with calisthenics and cardio to get yourself in shape enough to get the confidence to walk in.
>>708745841
This. Can confirm. People appreciate when someone is actually trying to do better in life, nothing embarrassing out it
>>708745414
8/8 made me reply.
So as a science respecting individual you can surely sauce this bs. Cause is seriously wonder why no schwarzenegger looking mofo ever got a nobel-prize if he can read and comprehend 3 times faster than einstein and probably 30times faster than hawking. Hahaha
>>708740769
Anon gets socked in the stomach and acts like a bitch for the rest of his life. Grow the fuck up and man up
Hey OP, you could always have your testicles surgically removed. That way, this shit won't bother you any more.
>>708740769
>> 18
>> never kissed a girl
>Give me a reason why should I not kill myself.
because if you kill yourself you're guaranteeing the thing that you're miffed about (you'll never kiss a grill). if you're alive there is a chance you can shed that lip virginity.
>>708746288
>>708746288
Not even the guy you're replying to, but you're being a complete fuckwit and taking what he says out of context.
But here's some sources for you, if you bothered to look yourself you would've found them
http://www.active.com/fitness/articles/how-exercise-boosts-your-brainpower
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/12148466/Running-gives-your-brain-a-work-out-say-scientists.html
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-athletes-way/201310/scientists-discover-why-exercise-makes-you-smarter
>>708746288
http://www.pdresources.org/blog_data/top-mental-health-benefits-of-exercise/?gclid=CjwKEAjw-abABRDquOTJi8qdojwSJABt1S1Og6J611KdycaomjJfImVqKVby4Ae529zXn0p2y7d0jhoCGpTw_wcB#.WAn2l9beeMA
http://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/regular-exercise-changes-brain-improve-memory-thinking-skills-201404097110
http://www.brainhq.com/brain-resources/everyday-brain-fitness/physical-exercise
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-athletes-way/201409/why-is-physical-activity-so-good-your-brain
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-exercise-affects-your-brain-2016-3
Go fuck yourself you dumb bitch, and for the love of all things good in this world, dont ever, EVER argue with someone until you actually DO pick up a book. This sort of knowledge has been known for a LONG time and you have come across as one of the dumbest fucking anons ive EVER seen on this site. Even the way you type makes you look like an edgy 14 year old with a superiority complex.
That or youre a solid troll.
Also, just to correct something else, all smart people worth their salt exercise. They may not be hardcore body builders, but we all exercise and eat well. Its just as important as a decent sleep schedule.
>>708740836
recently lost virginity a couple of days before hitting 20, can confirm.
Get fit and hook up with girls, its what i did and its really easy once girls actually like looking at you!
do it you're not missing much
>>708742391
>implying you don't know when i'm talking to my mom
>>708740769
Kiss a boy.. it's much easier & better
Thanks guys at least for pointing me to lifting.
>>708740769
Red dead redemtion 2
Self driving cars
When ai outsmarts humans in around 2030 (according to steven hawking)
>>708740769
You must be a real fucking failiure if that's all you can think about
You don't have it that bad anon. I am almost 25 and still don't have a girl.
>>708740895
>22
>virgin
>no money or job
>don't have friends anymore because they're all far away now and have their own lives
>>708745841
Bullshit, they're your generic dudebro jockboys who will give you shit for not being in their little squad.
>>708750985
Keep walking bro
>>708740836
can confirm
>>708750891
I think about a lot of things, should I start a thread for each?
>>708751186
Working on it, managed to at least get to an interview at a warehouse so hopefully that'll get me on track to a slightly better life.
>>708740769
Get a hooker they exist in every nation, fuck her and be happy.
To say that a kiss is something magical or special is just stupid, sure it might be special if u meet someone that you enjoy spending time with but other than that meh. Fuck hookers and profit. Most girls are more or less hookers any ways.
>>708751164
bullshit. its not a stereotypical american high school movie with jocks bullying nerds. just people who decided to start improving their body. take /fit/ as an example they are just as much autistic weaboos than the rest of 4chan. besides its not really that much of a social thing you go and train thats it no need for much contact with others if you dont want.
>>708740769
Then you'd die a kissless virgin? That's good enough reason to live on and fuck at the very least an ugly bitch.
>>708745748
Why the fuck do you need a gym? What do you want to improve? Bulk up, slim down, or whatever? You can achieve some great results at home with the normal shit they taught you in school like push-ups, sit-ups and lots of other simple options. The gym was never a place I liked for working out so I personally just do the simple stuff like walks, push-ups, sit-ups and some other simple shit.
>>708752376
I don't want my rommate see me exercising.
>>708752594
Valid point, but there are lots aof places you can get a simple workout done.
My personal advise if u want to loose weight, fucking walk everyday like 1 hour in a fast pace in the morning and before breakfust, don't eat shit like sugar, and chips all day.
This process does take time but will get you to loose weight in the end.
I like simple stuff like that mostly because I do not enjoy going to the gym at all for various reasons.
Also not every method will work for you, so try some different out, but a Gym card that never get used is a waste of cash.
Sign up for som martial arts class, that should build both muscles and perhaps make you stronger mentally as well.
>>708740769
you are 18
At least you are not American.
>>708740769
Because you haven't kissed a girl
>>708750985
Are you me?
>>708740769
>because it isn't weird if you go outside
>>708754430
Mah nig
sex is overrated dumbass.
Kissing girls is boring anyways just watch facial abuse videos and be content with yourself
Switch school. Get new friends. Go to parties. Kiss ugly chicks.
Go home fap to 2d
>>708740769
Dude i tongue kissed a girl when i was 10 that was my first kiss lol, fucked at 16 just put yourself out there and girls will fuck you stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, I'm honestly doin that myself now at 27 because i have run out of social life, youre 18 this is your prime time to fuck young puzzy get at it before youre foreveralone
>>708740769
I'll be 19 in 3 days and I haven't held hands with a girl. Now give me a reason not to kill myself.
