Hello residents of the planet Earth,
I come to you from a distant planet located 289 light years from your planet.
I have traveled for 6.35 of your years to reach you and bridge communications with your kind.
I have 2 questions for your species.
> 1: How does your species reproduce
> 2: Who is the most hated Homo Sapien?
And finally I would like to collect general information from you about your planet and its species and history to better understand earth and its suitability as a trade hub for my species.
In return for granting me this knowledge I will share with you the secrets of the universe, such as how it was birthed, and if there is a god. Any piece of information is yours if you provide me information about you.
>>708729200
fuck off space nigger
1) sexual intercourse
2)African American(Niggers)
>>708729453
Thank you Anonymous, what information of the universe do you seek?
1) Reproduction occurs through secual intercourse between a male and female human
2) As of right now, Middle Eastern people. It changes every 30 years or so.
>>708729815
Thank you Anonymous, what information of the universe do you seek?
>>708729563
Whatever you Deen most important and crucial information to know
>>708729200
>Hello residents of the planet Earth,
Hello
>> 1: How does your species reproduce
A male inseminates a female during intercourse, when the man's sperm then eventually reaches the woman's egg, where it overtime develops into a human
>> 2: Who is the most hated Homo Sapien?
Right now, probably Hillary Clinton, all time, and incorrectly in my opinion though would have to be Adolf Hitler.
We constantly fight over religion and politics. We also do this to eatch other
>>708729936
Theres a gamma ray explosion approximately 2 light years from your star system. You cannot see this explosion from your telescopes as this burst did not originate from a star but from a jump drive discarded in deep space. I recommend seeking refuge in a lead lined bunker in roughly 2 years and 6 months your time.
>>708729909
Yeah, if the world government is run by aliens as of right now, could your rafe overthrow and or replace them? They're destroying our planet and our resources for illusions and concepts like money, borders, and ethnicities.
>>708730136
I swear if I see this happen again i'm destroying your shitty planet.
>>708730236
Government run by aliens: Yes
My species: No
A bunch of cunts who think they're edgy: Yes
>>708730041
Thank you Anonymous, what information of the universe do you seek?
>>708730223
How long would I have to take shelter?
>>708730453
Only about 10 seconds, the event will be short but surely disastrous. I recommend storing food and requirements for repopulating.
1) In simple terms, a man puts his dick in and out a woman's vagina several times, and then the ejaculate becomes a fetus.
2) There is no "One" hated Homo Sapiens. Homo Sapiens hate each other due to past wars, religions, and other trivial issues.
>>708730569
What's else do you wish to know, I will tell you all that I can
>>708730712
Thank you Anonymous, what information of the universe do you seek?
>>708730776
What can I share with you OP
>>708730720
Hmm, you have 3 options.
Is god real?
How did the universe begin?
What happens when you die?
>>708729424
you can crash at the moon if you want
>>708730776
Why abduct humans? What makes us interesting? What happens when one is abducted?
>>708730855
Any information concerning the history of your plant and your species.
>>708730432
Is God real, and is the catching away or rapture real? Also, what is beyond our universe?, a multiverse? Is it infinite?
>>708730937
Its primarily collecting DNA samples to repopulate your planet when the gamma burst arrives in 2 years as mentioned here >>708730223
>>708730945
Well there is too much to tell on a simple board like this
>>708731084
Pick a random piece.
>>708729200
Earth is abundant in a couple hundred elements. (see Periodic Table) but even more lie in our mantle and core. with proper mining techniques, we could trade almost any material we know how to manufacture
>>708729200
How do you know english or how do you learned it
>>708731123
6,000,000 people were killed by Adolf Hitler in World War 2
>>708730296
What? Killing? You're telling me killing doesn't happen on other planets? That thinning the herd is "primitive?"
>getthelloffmyplanet.jpg
We insert one of our upper appendages known as "hands" into the hole located at the bottom of our back side.
The most hated person would be someone named op's mom, for she has a hole similar to the back one used for reproduction on the front side that is slowly devouring our planet.
>>708730957
Is god real, yes. The universe is a simulation being run on a super computer designed by the sentient, the only race with true free will and consciousness. Currently they are trying to find out how the real universe began so they created a virtual world containing the entire existence of reality. Every thought, every dream. Every memory you have every experienced didn't really happen. The real you experienced it but not the you you.
Rapture. This will likely arrive soon as the estimated date of discovering the universes origin in the real word is approaching.
Beyond the universe. There is no beyond, I assume you were meaning as in after the end, but there isn't an end there just isn't anything. Imagine how when an object leaves your vision, it isn't blackness outside of your vision it just simply isn't there.
>>708731123
I got one: Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player to ever play
>>708731373
We probed a valid English speaker from your species and encoded his language memory onto a machine that can translate my language and type it out in your language.
>>708731442
Not going to lie, earth is literally the only planet (yet discovered) that commits unlawful life removal.
How many probed anuses does it take to develop an understanding of terrestrial life?
>>708731398
I have just researched this Hitler you speak of. He is actually our defective leader. He came to your planet to carry out his disgusting hate for sentient life.
>>708731642
If this is a simulation why not end my "life" right now
>>708731697
unlawful to whom tho. in certain countries executing in that matter is perfectly legal
>>708731796
We probe to gather DNA samples in order to repopulate your planet when the gamma
ray mentioned hits. Thank us later.
>>708730223
>>708729200
Dan Schneider is the most hated human being.
Followed by George Soros.
We reproduce via vertical genetic exchange. we splooge our genetic material from "Males" which make up about half of the population into the other half "Females" because it feels really really fucking awesome for both parties. even when forced. These females then gestate small humans unless they decide to kill them mid process. really, why the fuck can you use 4chan but not check fucking wikipedia on this? Your not fooling anyone here, gayboi.
>>708731800
Why would he care this is all a simulation?
>>708730905
fuckibg so glad someone posted this
>>708731540
Thank you. There is a pretty convincing person on YouTube who is adamant that it will happen within 10 days from now, would it be possible the rapture could be that soon?
>>708731817
Because if you did that would mean that the you in the real world did. If he did you will if he didn't you wont. You cannot actually control your actions no matter how much you think you might be.
Ayy lmao.
>>708730136
HOLY FUCK
i click expecting to see something other than what i saw
mother of god why am i laughing so hard at his face
>>708731938
Because we still share the same thoughts and actions of our real world counter part.
>>708732008
Interesting
>>708729200
1.) We grabs da pussy
2.) niggers
>>708731988
It could happen sooner, it could happen later. But when it does you can be certain that your existence within the simulation will end and never restart.
>>708732142
So what would happen after that to me?
>>708732053
looks like Sid from ice age
>>708729200
The universe is seemingly infinate in mass and energy.
Why coulden't you just create a lead shield yourself somewhere in the gamma rays trajectory to atleast partially dispell the radiation?
There is literally nothing for you to lose, theres a near infinate amount of matter and energy that you aren't putting to use by the looks of it.
>>708732237
Your file will likely be compressed, this will feel similar to being deaf, blind and unable to experience touch. It would be like you are dead, but not quite. You can experience thoughts but not advanced ones. This will last for eternity.
>>708732338
I'm not sure I understand the question?
>>708732450
can u build a shield from all the material everywhere and put it in the path of the burst to dissipate it?
>>708732351
Spooky
>>708729200
>1: cloning using swamp mud (results vary)
>2: OP
>>708731969
>>708732563
I have strict orders not to interact with the fate of your planet. (to much) Also the only side of the planet that will be effected is the side that is currently facing away from your star.
>>708732664
Goddammit
>>708732664
Earth rotates, any half of the planet is facing away from the star. how bout u give me the plans and we can make the shield here? I'm asking for help, so u can interfere a little bit
>>708732664
ausfag detected
>>708732884
kek
>>708732844
I said the half that is CURRENTLY facing away, so where it is currently nighttime is the half that will be effected. Also the plans for such a shield would require more lead than is currently on your planet. Also the health effects on your population would be dire from all the lead exposure.
>>708732980
then an energy shield. u aliens think so small
>>708732980
our whole core is either lead, iron or gold so I think we have enough
>>708733073
The amount of energy required to produce such a shield would be so exponential it would require such a large amount the numbers would be so large your primate brains wouldn't be able to come close to comprehend it. Unless you finally start taking advantage of solar power. An amount the size of Russia constantly facing the sun would be able to save up enough energy to potentially create this shield.
Why can't this happen sooner?
>>708733275
You don't seem to understand how deadly a gamma burst is. They release so much deadly radiation that you don't have enough lead to stop all of it. Also your core is iron which isn't nearly as effective at stopping radiation.
>>708733319
we can solve three problems here. first we need to know how to access fusion or zero point energies. then a shield. if you can help with this, I shall ask no more of you
>>708733275
Also even if you used the whole core your planet would collapse killing billions.
>>708733495
My species uses its star as a fusion reactor, an unnatural fusion reactor would require to much mass. In order to harness the fusion energy you would have to construct a Dyson sphere which is essentially a giant hollow ball lined with solar panels covering your star. The energy produced from this reactor would be enough to power your civilization for billions of years. (If it wasn't for the impending rapture.)
fuck off space niggers we're full
>>708729200
>1: How does your species reproduce
benis in bagina :-DDD
>2: Who is the most hated Homo Sapien?
A lot of normies hate Hitler even though he did nothing wrong.
>>708733741
hah, you can't access zero point energies either lolol. but guess what? we've done it 3 times already
>>708733772
>benis in bagina :-DDD
>>708733772
I just re routed your IP from this post, this gave me your address which I used to discover the location of you and all your family members. This is a species trying to understand man kind. If you continue to joke about my species I will fire a concentrated plasma blast on the location of all your friends, loved ones and any pets you may have.
>>708733942
ridiculous. and you are an "advanced" species?
>>708733741
>Dyson sphere
>aliens
choose one
>>708733942
Simmer down ayy, it's just banter.
What kind of shit do you wanna know?
>>708733942
gayest thing ive read in a while
>>708734088
I don't see why the concept of either is so taboo within your species.
>>708734160
OP here, this wasn't me. Someone trying to impersonate me.
>>708732980
Yay, in my country it's 9:32, morning, saved!
What do ayyyliums look like? Give space ships.
>>708734088
I don't think you understand how much power a Dyson swarm provides fam
>>708734194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxSY1tsI1NA
instead of talking bullshit, call it a theory first
>>708734339
Not like your species at all. The concept in pop culture that we look like you but with big heads is a vast misconception and biologically almost impossible. The closest species on your planet that we look remotely like is a Tardigrade (water bear)
>>708734239 Is there any way that you can prove that we are in a simulation?
>>708729200
> 1: How does your species reproduce
Sexual intercourse, namely physical placing of gene caring microbes into a mate who then carries the new young
> 2: Who is the most hated Homo Sapien?
As in single human? Eh, Kim Jong Un I guess, if we go by number of people who hate him.
But if you mean group of humans, probably the Islamic State/ISIS, at least right now.
Are you going to do us a favor and take one of them out? I hope so.
And for the secret I want to know...
Is immortality, as in being unaffected by aging, possible by any means without terrible cost?
(This thread is fun)
>>708734339
>>708734194
i think it wouldn't be called a 'Dyson sphere' if it wasn't theorized by Freeman Dyson, hence the name.
Why you ayylemons call it that?
>>708734512
Intredasting. Does that mean you don't need space suits? Are there other intelligent species that you know of?
Is there an intergalactic 4chan with multiple alien species bantzing each other?
>>708734360
My species is only just past type 2 for anyone wondering.
>>708734598
Because that's what your species called it. If I called it by what we call it you wouldn't understand what I was referring to.
>>708734622
No us and earth are the only species in existance
>>708734725
Gay.
>>708734622
We require a breather which covers our orifice to enable to us to breath. Apart from that we can indeed survive without a spacesuit outside of our craft.
>>708731123
Most if not all of the violent human interaction throughout history boils down to "I want /resource/, and I'm gonna take it if you don't concede your everything to me" and taking revenge for perceived slights, both real and imagined.
We've gotten better though, somewhat.
We're getting there.
>>708734725
OP here, this person is fake.
>>708729424
At least someone got the joke LMAO
>>708734804
Then tell me about space 4chan man
>>708734804
Please prove that we are in a simulation. How does your species know?
>>708734780
And yes there are several advanced alien species throughout the milky way and the Andromeda galaxy. I assume yes outside of those but due to the laws of physics we cannot leave the small bubble of gravity surrounding these 2 galaxies.
>>708734842
4chan is an oddity, we have similar things but nothing quite so random as this site
>>708732664
Fuck. It's midnight on the west coast.
Aw well, at least LA is going down with me.
>>708734893
We created a simulation of our universe within a 1 cubic centimeter area and tested what would happen if we fired a photon outside of the simulation. We then concluded that if a photon behaved in the same way at the edge of our existence then we can conclude that we live within a simulation. The photon did behave in the same way.
>>708734933
OP here. Stop faking.
>>708734933
If I believed anyone were unique in the universe, it would be nips and early-2000s weebs. So I'll buy that.
>>708733942
fuckin space niggers going after pets
an hero your hole species
>>708729200
is zero point energy accessable in any realistic way?
>>708735002
How did you reached the end of the universe? According to the physical laws we know, the universe is expanding and it is enormous already, so it would take a lot of millions and millions and millions and millions of years to get that...
>>708735002
You should upload a photo of yourself
>>708735114
My species has yet to discover zero point energy.
>>708735035
you can't stop me. if you'd respond to my questions I wouldn't impersonate you
>>708735178
>>708734780
any creature that is intelligent has a body/brain that could not survive the freezing temps of space or the near zero pressure
>>708735196
then how have we discovered it? also, if we show you the math, could you provide a means of containment? Chernobyl was such a disaster
>>708735155
Black holes compress space time in such a way that when they do so it is incredibly similar to what happens at the edge of the universe. So we use a black hole for the simulation.
>>708735271
Yeah but like an actual photo of you specifically. Real
>>708735347
Not sure, all species progress at different rates. And yes that is potential.
>>708735350
It's incredibly similar, but not exactly... Which can be the margin of error?
1:mommy loves dada very muchie and they fuck
2:niggers,actually no they aren't human in that case jews
i have question : why are you aliens such dumb faggot niggers
>>708735392
>>708732351
How do we escape the simulation?
>>708735439
We had to test multiple examples to make sure our data was accurate. Keep in mind I wasn't on the team of researches who conducted this test.
>>708735682
You cant, you don't exist outside of it you are merely programming and files created to believe they do exist.
>>708735687
so, if this is true, is there a "The One" like in Matrix?
>>708735687
I suppose.
Thank you very much, I have learned something.
How about our mathematics? I am a mathematician, are they precise? Are they expanded enough to give us a precise vision? Or are we mistaken with them? (Same with logic)
>>708735628
Wow if you uploaded a pic of where you are I would cry. Like your ship
>>708735790
No. That would imply that someone is connected to the simulation from there real body. Which to the best of our knowledge there is not. Don't 100% give up on the possibility though.
>>708735821
they haven't even discovered zero point energy. how smart can they be?
>>708730296
Bring it, nigger faggot!
>>708735821
I am not a mathematician in our species but your math seems to be the same as ours seeing as mathematics is a universal law.
>>708735880
so, does magic actually exist then?
>>708735892
So that they have not discovered a particular thing in a particular branch of a particular science means they are not clever?
>>708735949
Yay, thank you, my life is not a complete mess, I do something properly.
>>708735972
Physically, no. Within the simulation, most likely no.
>>708736011
if they understand math better then us at all they should be able to do it. we're almost able to do it even
>>708735840
Currently circling above the antarctic.
>>708736064
AND you have yet to discover magic... Earth can teach your race much if you wish to learn
>>708736127
Land and take a selfie
OP here, if anyone would like to tell me which state/province in which country they are in I will do I fly over. Look up and you will see a bright blue streak within 10-20 seconds.
Why don't you establish a proper communication?
I mean, this is an Internet forum with trolls, and it will be deleted soon. If some of you came and establish "official" communications (I don't know, like an embassy), it would be better, both of our entire species (not only some of ours and all of yours) would learn a lot.
>>708736297
Do we have to look in any specific direction
>>708736297
twenty min north of BlackHawk, Colorado come quick!!!
>>708736320
We have already established several communications with some of the most powerful countries on your planet. Namely, Russia, China and North America.
>>708736379
Just look around. The streak should be particularly bright,
>>708736418
Let me know when you are outside and I will give you 10 seconds before arrival.
>>708735745
Can we then at least communicate with those in the "real world"?
>>708736466
Do you have time to do another?
>>708736466
Bradenton, Fl in the US. Go for it, and nice dubs
>>708736425
I do not know how are your governments, but trust me: Ours are corrupted people with nothing but lust for power. Do it official an public, because they will not unless that benefits them.
>>708736508
As far as we know this is impossible.
>>708736297
Seattle-Tacoma area. Just basically light everything up.
>>708736501
I am outside now. fly high there's trees everywhere
>>708736571
Do you have any theories on how to get the attention of the real world and get them to attempt communication?
Someone archive this it's awesome to read
>>708736543
We are aware of this fact. They are keeping our existence quiet to protect the general public from ass hysteria of an impending invasion.
>>708736656
>ass hysteria
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>708736656
Can't you do anything to convince them?
>>708736709
We don't wish to. That could ruin our mission if we were to.
>>708736690
Diarrhoea would dominate the Earth.
>>708736611
>>708736576
Done and done.
>>708736751
Which mission?
>>708736501
I did not see you
>>708736799
Only just flew over, I had to respond to more questions. My apologies.
>>708736793
Bradenton Florida checking in, will looking out a window work
>>708736796
To communicate with and document all life in the Milky Way galaxy. Nothing hostile just in the spirit of exploration.
>>708736860
which direction is your window facing? North, south, east, west?
>>708729200
can you come pick me up so I know what a real spaceship looks like? the gvmnt ships r garbage
>>708736896
So... Your mission is to communicate with all life forms but communicating will we (a life form) could endanger it?
>>708736944
East
>>708736976
sounds ridiculous but makes sense
>>708736951
I could provided you describe the experience to the board when we return. But just so you are aware we will have to gather a DNA sample from you as is the official requirement of all life we encounter.
>>708736976
With*, I am sorry.
>>708736951
Me to please
>>708736793
Didn't see shit. Will you beam me up so we can have a face to face?
>>708737019
Approximately 3 seconds after this post is on the board we will fly past.
>>708736853
if you fly more west, I could see u better there's clouds in the eastern sky
>>708737089
>>708737097
Sorry but another already wanted to experience it.
>>708737060
Sounds good to me i put on pants for this don't let me down (higherbeing)
1. Pure christians are an exception, as they cant rape or self rape a human they just use farm animals
2. Anything that isnt alibino
>>708737113
Didn't see shit either, you should come pick all us lonely anons up
>>708737131
Okay I will, but did you see me in the east faintly through the clouds?
>>708737217
I will need your coordinates.
http://www.gps-coordinates.net/
>>708737235
Can we have a party in space that would be the coolest thing ever just no brownies.
>>708737131
you left a huge contrail that wasn't there before but no sorry I didn't see u
>>708737315
So tempting but i'll probably just get swatted murdered or my house burnt down.
Do you have some sort of DNA? How is it?
>>708737332
Yes we must have space party, I call dibs on the spinach dip
>>708737366
I see. Not sure why you cant see the ship but can see the exhaust.
1. When the sperm of a man impregnate a woman's egg.
2. There is no real answer. Just opinion.
>>708729200
>Hello residents of the planet Earth
Greetings friend.
> 1: How does your species reproduce
Male Humans inseminate Female Humans
> 2: Who is the most hated Homo Sapien?
Good question, you didn't define Dead or Alive status so I will assume you're definition is expanded to Dead or otherwise; Joseph Stalin
>>708737432
You have described the actions of /b/ with incredible precision.
>>708737315
OP is a swatter confirmed
>>708737437
All carbon based lifeforms have a similar structure of DNA.
>>708737460
was that u flying west to east?
>>708737486
You got skype alien
>>708737507
Oh, are you carbon based?
>>708737491
I can see where your woe is coming from. But I do simply wish to explore and document the galaxy.
>>708737515
Was it a blue light? If so yes.
>>708737538
Of course, it is the most suitable structure to create life, with its general abundance.
>>708737486
>>708737447
>>708737432
>>708737332
>>708737315
>>708737235
>>708737217
Please i will give you a blood sample if it means i get to meet the coolest dood alive
>>708737666
also pick us up please
>>708737664
It is the most suitable, but you could be based on other elements (I do not remember well... Was arsenic?). It is not obvious.
>>708737666
TRIPS
>>708737618
did u fly east to west? it may have just been a gvmnt ship I see those everywhere
>>708737735
In my travels I have only encountered creatures based on either carbon or methane. I was not aware that arsenic could be a suitable foundation. Do you have an article I could read on this?
>>708737776
Yes I did. I have been circling in an effort to get you to see the craft.
>>708729200
aliens know latin naming system for speices, but don't know how humans reproduce. aliens can read human information but can't scan it all and categorize a basic outcome general most hated.
op im sorry but do you even try?
you waiting in line to vote for hillary and this is the shit you post?
take my shekels.
>>708737666
>>708737776
What madness is this?
>>708737808
You said earlier that you can ip trace to find locations, if that's true just come beam all us niggas up
>>708737881
I did some basic research on your species before posting this yes. But I have heard many different explanations for human reproduction "fucking" and "pussy smashing" are common but I don't know which is actually true so I came here for answers. Obviously after I am done here I will go and commit some proper research on the human anatomy.
>>708737901
Please
>>708738006
Kek
>>708737858
I saw u. think u can park overhead if I give u a flare? Ur flying a little too high
>>708737901
I didn't previously see that post. This was not me, likely someone pretending to be me.
>>708738062
Of course, would you like to see the insides of the ship? Obviously you will have to explain it to others so they can get an idea as well. Also taking a DNA sample from you would be necessary.
>>708738093
Alright alienigga I'm taking the bait. If I give you coordinates of a neighborhood near mine will you land there
>>708738184
sounds like a night. I'll use a flashing torch and a green light. beam me up scotty
>>708738229
Yes. Under the circumstances that you are willing to give me a DNA sample. I am sorry if this seems invasive but it is official protocol for situations like this.
>>708737808
I have done a fast research and I have found that, HYPOTHETICALLY, on theory, there could be live (perhaps not intelligent, maybe only unicellular or microscopical) based on Silicon, Boron, Nitrogen, Phosphorous, Arsenic, Chlorine and Sulphur (from most to last possible).
I hope someone is documenting this, 2 people about to meet alien life.
>>708738316
Thank you very much!
I've been on 4chan for a long time and this is the only thread out there that is actually believable. I really wish i could post my location but it's to risky alien dude i wish you would just land in my back yard but if you want you can and you can take dna samples from me dude thanks for the entertainment good luck out there.
>>708738293
27.478440121774444
-82.61929093561919
About a mile away from me. If I see the blue light I'll drive over
>>708738344
I wish one was me.
>>708738456
Post a street nearby and go there..
>>708738381
You are welcome.
>>708729424
Wow solid oc, good job
>>708731908
Anally probe me daddy
>>708738494
I am currently hovering above those coordinates, you should be able to see the ship.
>>708738184
I am ready. it's all set up
>>708738661
Honestly not sure where that myth came from. All we do is take a small blood and saliva sample for cold storage. I can explain the process if you're interested.
>>708738674
Don't see shit, what am I looking for
>>708729200
How do you travel faster than light? How close is humanity to joining our cosmic brethren?
>>708738781
It should look like a plane but all the lights are blue and its hovering still in the sky.
>>708738896
How far up?
>>708738896
what do i do now?
>>708738945
Fuck off faggot my coords
>>708738793
We don't travel faster than light, that is physically impossible for all objects with mass. We do however know of several areas within the galaxy that can be used for WormHole transport, these areas are nearby black holes and rely on the gravitational energy they produce. We can simply find an area near my star and one near yours to travel between the 2 destinations relatively quickly.
>>708738940
Just above the clouds.
i swear to god... HEIL HITLER 88 WHITE POWER
>>708735682
Are you saying we're advanced a.i like in a video game
>>708739055
There is no clouds
>>708739055
Can you take an overview picture of the area you're hovering on
>>708739142
Again fuck off faggot my coordinates not yours
>>708739055
u didn't come... :'(
>>708738708
>>708739130
Incredibly advanced, almost on the thinking and reasoning level of a real sentient creature.
>>708738940
Fuck off faggot my coords
>>708729200
289 light years away
Travel takes only 6.35
Faster than speed of light
Share technology
???
Profit
>>708739142
Yes there are. Not many but enough to have a definable level.
>>708739019
How is this wormhole generated? What is the exact process?
Kek kys
>the stories and information >posted here are artistic
>work of fiction and
>falsehood. Only a fool
>would take anything posted
>here as a fact
>>708739259
Can't tell if this is OP trying to give "real experiences" or a random homosexual pretending to be me
>>708739282
We don't travel faster than light, that is physically impossible for all objects with mass. We do however know of several areas within the galaxy that can be used for WormHole transport, these areas are nearby black holes and rely on the gravitational energy they produce. We can simply find an area near my star and one near yours to travel between the 2 destinations relatively quickly
>>708739130
like the pedestrians on GTA we have no idea that there's higher intelligence
>>708739340
Deep man..
Are you still over the coords I gave you OP
>>708739301
Honestly our best researchers have been tackling the topic for decades. We aren't 100% sure but it is to do with the fact that space and time itself is bent around black holes due to their immense density. This causes rips in the fabric of space which can be traveled through. Again do not take my word. I am an explorer and biological researcher not a physicist.
1. We employ sexual reproduction, although we do have faggots... So many faggots...
2. Black people, pic related
>>708739340
Exactly. We do know of a higher intelligence but we cant quite comprehend how it thinks or exists.
>>708739506
are we being constantly controller or were just created like sims and left to be observed
>>708739406
If you are the one at
27.478440121774444
-82.61929093561919
Then yes.
>>708739573
I'm there. See me?
>>708739569
The scary part is, we honestly do not know.
>>708739599
I don't see anyone below me.
>>708736508
How do we know that you're not from the "real world"?
>>708739692
There isn't a way to tell, again even if I was I myself would have no way of knowing. I am just created as me, if someone took over me right now I would still think it was me no matter how much they tried to show me.
>>708739692
how do we know they're not the program and we are actually real?
>>708739240
If one tried could they become on the level of a sentient creature as I assume you refer to yourself as?
>>708739641
How do I know if I'm being beamed up
>>708739641
u didn't come to BlackHawk. why not?
>>708739829
Nigga chill me and alien will come through and pick you up once I get beamed
>>708739474
Could you return in the future with a physicist ?
>>708739805
Beamed up? I would have to come down and physically let you into the ship. Not as cool as you were hoping I know.
>>708738730
I am, please explain
>>708739641
Can you describe the cars that drove past the road you're above about a minute ago
>>708739951
Come down then I'm waiting alienigga
>>708739912
That's actually a very good idea. In future. Mabye even tomorrow your time I will retrieve one of our physicists from Jupiter and bring them here to answer your questions. Not making any promises but we'll see.
>>708739987
like they've been paying attention lol
>>708739987
I saw 1 dark-ish grey Ute/pickup truck and a bright red sedan.
>>708740022
Where's a place we can keep in contact with you once the thread 404s
>>708740022
I live in EST
>>708729200
1. we inseminate womins and they give birth to kids
2. jew
>>708740056
I'll just make a new thread with another picture of myself. This time I will publicly release my coordinates for the world to come and see me. I really do want to meet some of you.
>>708740022
How did you learn our language btw?
>>708740116
Skype?
>>708740105
this thread is about so much more than that now
>>708736297
Austin, Texas.
Do it OP you won't
>>708740155
He's still over my coordinates nigger
>>708740155
I already have to several other people. Let me answer some more questions and we'll get that fly by done.
>>708740116
>some of you
but not me tho... -.-
>>708740186
Speaking of which, are you able to see me yet?
>>708740116
How are we all supposed to get to that location
>>708740139
We probed a valid English speaker from your species and encoded his language memory onto a machine that can translate my language and type it out in your language.
>>708740244
How bright of a light am I looking for? Like if I look up in the sky anywhere will it be clearly visible
1. Penis in male = new human
2. Black people
>>708740261
Some of you will be able to. I will get a general area where people seem to be the most concentrated and land somewhere near there.
>>708729200
>Knows that we're all homos
>Doesn't know how we all reproduce
Fuck off you space spic
>>708740297
they all forgot to turn on the lights lolol
>>708740271
Sic loqueris etiam frequentissima ignorabis linguam eius?
>>708740297
You will have to look carefully but you will know it when you see it.
>>708740349
Thus shalt thou speak his language thou knowest not, too, are the most common
>>708740354
Just come down so we can talk face to face, according to you that has to happen anyway
>>708740340
are u expecting a reply? well here's one
1. Put penis in Male rectum = new life
2. All black people
>>708740349
I chose English because it is the most commonly spoken language on this website.
>>708740422
I am descending. Let me know if you see me.
>>708740399
But i was just speaking the most common langauge which makes up 90% of all western langauages. Now the question is OP, what was i speaking, because its hardwired into our memory.
>>708740422
thank God for the translate this button
>>708740496
So I'm looking for a human sized tardigrade correct
>>708740458
Plus its also the basis for all western writing styles. So you couldnt be typing to us if you didnt know this language at all.
>>708736793
Knoxville Tennessee
OP here. I think this thread may be deleted soon. If it does I want the person I am about to pickup to restart the thread. I will rejoin the thread as well to answer more questions before I have to leave to study more of the biology. I will hopefully be back tomorrow sometime with a physicist to answer your questions about our technology.
>>708740542
Slightly taller than the average human, I am roughly 2.3 meters tall.
>>708737163
I would also like to be beamed up if you're legit OP
I'd like to explore some shiet am in knox TN
>>708740354
hey can you fly over to La Paz, Mexico? If you are tell me so I can go check outside. The sky is really clear so it should be easy to see.
>>708740688
Where's your ship landed
>>708740728
Currently picking up someone else right now, once he is done I will get to everyone else.
Think I got checkmate on OP, well Ill be taking my leave now that OP is now faggot
>>708740752
More or less dead on the coordinates you sent me.
>>708740771
ok ty. :)
>>708740784
How so? I am happy to answer any and all questions!
>>708740814
Cont.
>>708740825
How do you not know simple latin?
>>708740771
36.097643,-83.8922147
pick me up OP
OP here, everyone migrate to new thread. I will no longer be answering questions in this one.
>>708740825
what is the similarity between a raven and a writing desk?
>>708740855
Migrate.
>>708740803
Not a huge road. How big is your ship and can you describe the surroundings of where your ship is
>>708740872
Because I am not from this planet, if Latin existed on my planet I would probably know it but it doesn't.
>>708740933
I will, please do migrate to the new thread before this one 404's >>708740855
>>708740896
36.097643,-83.8922147
pick me up OP
>>708741011
got dubs I deserve pick up
>>7087409200
Still doesnt explain why you can type european default
Bump
>>708740209
still doesn't do it
>OP is a faggot
