YLYL thread(you lost)
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YLYL thread
(you lost)
>>708722201
i fucking hate this board and i fucking hate you
>>708722201
How is this funny? No text or anything.
>>708722201
I really, really like this image
>>708722220
Lost so fucking hard
>>708722452
I really, really like this gif
>>708719971
This shit here xD my sides
>>708723139
You ain't taking me alive
>>708723014
This one would get me if it wouldnt be so obviously fake
>>708723089
Save it! It's all yours my friend :)
When you see river in your shelter its magic!
This one is pretty long, but its good
>>708722681
Fucking love this one
>>708723632
>This one is pretty long
Don't be a faggot. We can read here on /b/.
kek
>>708723297
Didn't seem fake up till the point where he mentioned her waring $200 jeans and $500 shoes to a fucking fast food job.
>>708724086
Just saying man, some people don't like reading
>>708722717
Why are we not roundinfg up and killing animals that commit cross species rape?
>>708722201
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>708721980
This is cancer not keks you stupid fucktard
>>708724086
>newfag_overestimates_the_attention_span_of_the_average_/b/tard.lel
>>708722840
They were planning on making a "fictional" shooting story named after some street (where he lived or where he killed dont remember)
Anyone know what happenned to that?
>>708724489
Stay mad bitch tits
>>708724426
>cross species
It isn't cross species, its male dolphins raping a female dolphin.
>>708722568
lost
>>708722220
lost my shit
>>708723474
so the one posted every thread now is just a faggot copying an old pasta?
>>708724686
Except a dolphin will totally rape a human too. King of the Hill was a documentary.
>>708724686
yes but male dolphins are known to do the same to humans amd other animals
>>708724220
These are at least as bad as the banana
>>708724876
But is it a picture of dolphins raping a woman?
>>708724876
>>708724802
To be fair it took us how long to actually make rape a crime? I'm sure they'll learn one day.
>>708725010
If you dont cut it out im gonna rape you
>>708722681
lol good read
>>708725010
mostly humping no dick in pussy
>>708725104
>im gonna rape you
Better watch what you say anon, I might be into that
>>708722681
If this is real, that guy needs to keep finding groups of crows and keep it up.
>>708725349
but not the one we need
>>708723474
Haven't kek'd like this in a while
>>708725432
can confirm. Attractive boobs at the end
Source: waiting 99 seconds.
>>708725836
>>708724047
I'll be tagging lots with this
>>708721980
actually involuntarily laughed
anyone think this joke is funny ?
>>708726703
>>708724460
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He pasta'd it once again! Isn’t he just the cheesiest guy around?! Oh my stromboli.
I can almost see your pathetic italian frame glowing in the dark, lit by your pizza oven which is the only source of rigatoni in your room, giggling like a like guido as you once again bake your little linguini dish up and fill in the sauce. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the sauce. Maybe you’re such a disgusting WOP that you actually paid for a jar of Prego, so you just taste the dish. Oh, and we all know the dish. The “italian” lasagna plate, isn’t it? I imagine you little mozzarella laughing so hard as you bake it that you drop your breadsticks on the floor, but it’s ok, your mama will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You cook with your mama. You are a fat fucking Frontolli, she’s probably so proud of you already. So proud of having to cook everything-a with you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown manzoni who spends all his spingoli on cannoli posting about a fucking rigatoni. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a mafia man or an asshat or something delicioso, and then you became a WOP. A pathetic Linguinifag WOP. She probably prays herself to sleep everyday thinking about how wonderful it is and how she wishes she could just ravioli. She can’t even try to bake with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PASTA.” You’ve become an Italiano of your own bambino. And that’s all you are. A sad little bambino cooking in the kitchen by his mama as she prepares to indulge in the same old paisan that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>708726703
No it's YLYL, nothing here is funny
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=112
Way to lazy to make this an image
>>708727031
I got bored about halfway in, if anyone else wants to step in and make this a better pasta be my guest, eyyy
>>708722220
dat billy mayers id doe.
>>708722496
What the fuck is that?
Learn how to use the eraser tool, you fuck.
>>708727415
who the fuck is Billy Mayers?
>>708723474
>Ripping off the "Are you fucking sorry?" story
>>708727833
>>708727873
>>708727942
do you have more of these?
>>708723474
Fake n gay
Anyone lost yet?
https://youtu.be/0ph9Nm_6O30
>>708724902
To me.
>>708727833
Shit makes me want to play.
>>708727942
Overwhelming beta.
>>708726392
kek
>>708729307
who is that man
and why is he fucking a dead whale
>>708729271
Thats what you get for being a vegan, Cunt.
>>708729428
why does this bother me more than gore or any other fucked up shit I've seen on /b/
>>708729654
fake they miss spelled berenstein
not berenstain
>>708729800
Was about too say that
>>708723863
7 going on 78
>little bitch looks old as fuck.... I guess would be my main idea behind this post.......
>>708729836
>>708729800
>That Mandela effect though
>>708729800
The Mandela Effect man...
>>708730220
>>708730277
the what?
classic multi-layered memery
>>708730436
http://www.snopes.com/2016/07/24/the-mandela-effect/
>>708722201
Lost
>>708730774
what dose this have to do with berenstein?
>>708730881
do you have more vid of cologne new eve ?
>>708723946
why does bert look so much like sam waterston in this pic
>>708730220
>>708730277
>Being dumb enough to believe that shit
At least something in this thread made me lose
>>708730436
Basically when lots of people misremember something from the past, like how Berenstain was spelled or whether tank guy in tianemen square died. They explain it as being an effect of living in a multiverse where one universe, in which it really did used to be spelled berenstein, collapsed and all their consciousness migrated into this universe where it was spelled Berenstain instead.
These people would sooner believe that they transmigrated the multiverse than that their child mind misremembers some inconsequential detail of their childhood.
>>708722220
laughed loudly in class
>>708730916
The idea that one universe spelled it berenstein, and another spelled it as berenstain. I personally always was with an EI not an AI.
>>708731142
kek
>>708728747
To you.
>>708731145
so its really spelled with a then e?
well damn
>>708723946
>>708723973
>>708724009
love those
>bears
>>708731286
never notice till the AVGN pointed it out
>>708722681
love it
>>708731444
I like this
>Trips checkd
>>708722681
Out of all the things that never happened, this is the one that didn't happen the most.
>>708731555
Oh shit checkeda
>>708731444
God damn, bears used to be considered the king of all beasts until the faggy brits fell in love with lions.
Bears can fuck every animal up.
>>708731610
Yeah, this thread was made a day or two after a popular study came out, which found that crows could recognize human faces.
>>708722834
>>708722834
Oh my fuck
>>708731611
Double checked
All these gets and no gains
>>708729523
Lurk Moar faggot
>>708731332
No its always been "stain," people misremember it as stein because that's a much more common surname and nobody ever cared to look close enough to tell.
But God forbid these people's memories should be incorrect, no its definitely the multiverses fault, like there's some sort of trickster god out there collapsing entire universes just to fuck with people's heads about how to spell the name of a children's author.
>>708731630
tigers > bears
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_tiger
>ctrl + f: interspecific predatory relationships
>>708731630
Have you heard about polar bears migrating south into grizzly country, and mating with grizzly bears.
>>708731444
Shooing or playing?
>>708731074
i love this
>>708731906
hory shet
>>708731836
I mean, you really never fucking know, though.
>>708724933
Ahh, the ravages of thug scurvy - one must not neglect ones intake of vitamin T
>>708724081
>862x911
almost got me you fucker
>>708725432
I mad big KUMZ
>>708732080
this is why sex before marriage is needed
>>708731475
...They're about to spitroast that dog, aren't they?
>>708722220
Laughed my shit out
>>708732066
That is not a logical reason to believe anything. There's a gay guy on my facebook that rants about how people don't believe in "magick" and "faeries". He is 28 years old and talks about how science hasn't disproved it and how people are ignorant for dismissing it as not real.
This is you right now. Fucking stop.
>>708731630
Being this autistic.
>>708726212
Fucking lost it at prolapsing my colon
>>708732038
Autism speaks.
everyone lost!
>>708732335
Lost
>>708723474
Motherfucking kek
>>708722834
This make me moralfag
>>708732258
>>708732309
samefag pls go
>>708723632
fuck man best so far
>>708731555
>Trips checkd
>>708732255
But i don't believe in magic or faeries
>>708732468
>this meme
It needs to stop, Dagon is worshipped not Chulhu
lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoAMl6HgJS0
>>708732468
FUCK CTHULHU
ALL HAIL YOG-SOTHOTH
>>708732969
He was dancing with Cher the whole time? Sauce?
>>708726703
Lol. Snake eyes. I laughed
>>708733059
elmo no like to hat tickle pickle
>>708733217
I bet it tastes like redhots
>>708727133
>600x612
>>708727133
Shiiiiit no
>>708724426
wow, you're a stain on humanity. it's wild life, you first world manbaby, there's no rape, murder or theft, just survival and dealing with humans that fuck up their habitats and get bright ideas like you.
>inb4 kill all predatory species for murder and animal abuse
>>708724802
>mfw nobody got it
>>708723843
Why did I lose to this
>>708733953
it's like someone made a comic about a date i went on one time, except she didn't touch my penis and i dont need a vasectomy because i dont get laid
>>708727031
LOST
>>708732162
this is the worst attempt at a thread screencaps I have ever seen. Jesus christ how retarded
>>708722201
Fuck you and fuck your shitty banana meme. Kill yourself.
>>708727833
>>708727873
>>708727942
all I see is nig nogs nignogging
fucking hell, it's silly how they're semi protected by law as not to be racist, when they should be all euthanized
>>708731332
>>708731836
AVGN fags in the house.
>>708722220
Lost
>>708727031
>a grown manzoni who spends all his spingoli on cannoli posting about a fucking rigatoni.
Lost.
>>708731142
Sauce?
Who makes these, I've definitely seen more?
>>708731074
Cats drink milk.
>>708735398
not sure
>>708732806
Cthulhu had several cults that worshiped him.
>>708732179
to you penis?
>>708733000
Yog-Sothoth is a bitch.
Ia! Shub-Niggurath!
>>708734959
Am I supposed to know what AVGN is?
>>708727186
Fucking Gorilla Fetish cracks me up every time.
>>708730904
is this cringe or what. I don't get it, it sounds like a kid lashing out on a girl that refused to blow him
>>708734959
>I believe in bullshit magical pseudoscience AND follow cancerous youtubers!
You're quite possibly the biggest fag to ever browse /b/. I'd ask for your autograph but I'd probably get rectal cancer just from standing too close to you.
>>708733023
kek
>>708727566
I saved your version m8, and I'm going to re-post it later.
>(I really, really like this image)
>>708728554
Lost
>>708731611
>>708732588
>both replies to the trips were dubs
>>708731852
>fuck this gay earth
>>708727833
>Dark Souls 3 Fight Club
>>708731860
This was a comparison to Asian black bears, and not the native Ussuri Brown bears. which weigh, over 1500 pounds.
>>708722349
fucking lost five posts in
>>708729537
That's a traditional Argentinian drink, everybody but absolutely everybody drinks it, it's not at vegan stuff
>image limit
We did it /b/.
>>708731906
I saw two polar bears just north of Helena Montana
>>708731630
I'd much rather be attacked by a bear than any ambush predator that weighed more than me.
>>708724111
Got me
>>708729271
The fuck is that?
Is the baby drinking dirt?
>>708722201
:D look its like hes naked :D
>>708729537
thats a mate you ignorant cunt
>>708730983
This is not cologne, i once saw the video with sound and they didn't spoke german. It's possible that i could be wrong, but thats what i remember.
>>708735433
because we feed it to them you dense fucking retard
>>708723797
Lolst
>>708727873
Is the white chick a zoo keeper, if not she should be.
hello from russia /b/eatards
>>708724325
And their lives matter!
>>708724426
Because the only animal that commit cross species rape is human
>>708722201
Lost.
>>708731138
Lol
>>708730175
>muzzle trying to aim
haha no.
>>708731555
Holy shiet
UNDERRATED
>>708729428
Fuck you man this doesnt belong in ylyl i hope you get fucking banned!!!
>>708727833
nigs so dirty
>>708722681
Damn i hope this is real
>>708722568
havent kek'd like this in a while
>>708721980
>(you lost)
fuck up
>>708727186
I was outside the house that shit was in Modesto CA.
>>708734678
In my opinion the chaos makes it more hilarious
>>708727385
>implying it isn't already a joke
Idk why I laughed so hard at rhis but it's probably the acid
>>708729523
It's WTC Snickers, an 4+4chan admin
>>708738719
>implying you wouldn't freeze like a bitch
>>708735433
Actually, no. They don't.
Kittens drink their mother's milk as they grow, like any mammal, but after that, they don't.
Anyone who gives their kitty a saucer of cow's milk is doing far more harm than good, as it's actually unhealthy for adult cats or kittens to drink cow milk.
rip thread, you gave me a good chuckle throughout the night
>>708732217
of course
