Ask one whom you refer to as "alien" anything. Mind
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask one whom you refer to as "alien" anything.
Mind your questions, answers will be short. I will not disclose my location, nor that of our kind.
>>708708683
your mom didnt think my answers were short
if you know what i mean and im sure you do
>>708708683
Do like freezedried ice cream?
Suh duhd?
>>708708683
what's your purpose here on earth and in general?
What species are you? Why are you posting?
How does your aircraft fly without making noise ?
>>708709070
Guidance for your species.
>>708708683
Fuck off space niggers were full you can crash on the moon if you want
>>708708683
are you guys like the sectoids from xcom
what are your views on skeletons and skeleton culture
How long have you been gay?
>>708708683
>alien
mexican confirmed.
>>708709156
Ahhh, memories.
>>708708683
Wanna pick me up? I'm down to hang
Pic with timestamp
Are you some sort of space hooker? If I give you a shiny object, will you probe my ass?
>>708708683
Why are you letting us continue to fuck up the planet to the point of no return? Is it easier if we kill ourselves off?
>>708709072
We don't classify ourselves as "a species" like humans do, but the closest proximity to that description would be a reference that in English sounds like "Toph-ahum"; though the sound would barely be audible.
Why aren't you in the taco truck?
>>708708683
If you can predit the future can you tell me who's going to win the election for president of the United States of America?
>>708709147
where do you want to guide us?
is it working so far?
since when are you guiding?
what are your benefits of guiding?
And the most common, why the ass? Of all the interesting things about humans, the ass. Have to wonder. Anal probing is the number one question from wiseass dudes. So out with it.
Who would win in a fist fight? No weapons, no tech, just one of us and one of you.
>>708709463
Your own destruction has been prevented countless times. Your most pressing issue is your lack of sustainable resources to maintain yourselves.
Your spaceship fits in your mom's basement?
>>708709754
Makes sense. Million dollar mountains aside, it seems like we could turn it around I suppose.
>>708709147
Well you are doing a pretty shit job.
>>708708683
why do aliens always do butt stuff when probing
>>708709147
Are you a fucking jew?
>>708708683
Ayy lmao?
>>708709654
Guide you to an understanding of self-sufficiency as a species.
Progress has been made.
We've been guiding since roughly 15,000 BC.
In time, your species may help in guiding others.
>>708710095
Don't dodge the real question here.
Two physically optimal specimens of each species, drop them in a sealed room to fight to the death.
Who wins?
>>708710095
You guided us to Donald Trump v Shillary?
You're not aliens, you are the space robots!
How often do you monitor us?
Do you ever intervene?
Do you hate us?
Is Terran/Extraterrestrial peace possible?
Would you ever unveil yourselves?
Public appearances?
Do you know about the occurrences at Roswell and Area 51?
Are our public officials aware of your existence?
How long have you been in contact with us?
Is there a way to maintain contact outside of this thread?
Do you ever abduct us?
I think you guys are sexy as he'll. How do you have sex? Touch fingers or something?
Please vaporize the stupid.
>>708709699
We aren't the only ones with access to you, though we believe certain methods used to understand your biology were crude. Your anatomy is simple. Your ways are not.
>>708708683
Can you please somehow take Hillary you fucking space nigger
How many other species are within our galaxy? Apart from the humans
>>708710095
Why do you want (all?) the species to be self-sufficient?
How many civilizations/species do you know about?
Do you know anything about the creation of the universe?
>>708710464
Space Nigger
>topkek
Why does earth cause so many problems with you ships? Also your a gleepglop.
>>708709156
I was hoping someone would say that one
U fuckers scared off yoda goddamit
Bamp
>>708711118
Faggot should have gone to reddit
>>708708683
Are you behind the corruption in the US government?
>>708710318
We are able to determine actions that cause substantial repercussions quickly, so we often monitor.
We have indirectly intervened.
We do not hate you.
We have no interest in conflict.
We have unveiled ourselves to your leaders. By their request, we did not publicly unveil ourselves to the public.
We have been sighted.
Roswell was, in fact, a "visitor", not our kind. We unveiled ourselves to world leaders at that point to remedy a situation.
At the highest chain of command, there is knowledge of us.
We've been indirectly in contact since early 1900s. More openly so from mid-1900s.
No contact.
Your kind has been abducted. Most are not seen again. Not by us, but we have played a role in preventing these occurrences.
>>708708683
Do you know Alf?
>>708708683
Why are you so fixated on our anal canals?
>>708711656
you probably know that we are not self-sufficient mainly for one reason: our economy is not aimed at such things but at profit. why dont you change anything about that and why do you cooperate with our leaders while they are the ones responsible for that bullshit?
>>708711656
>We have no interest in conflict.
So you're space pussies then?
>>708711972
>>708711972
Socialistfag.
>>708708683
What is the purpose of life?
Who/what created us (before the big bang or other theories)?
>>708710518
No sentient life within your solar system, though there is basic life at the microscopic level.
Nearest sentient life to Earth is approximately 8.7 light years away. Not to the extent humans have sentience.
Please take me with you?
>>708711656
When you say a "visitor", what exactly do you mean? Another planet, plane of existence?
How technologically advanced are your, and how long would it take humans at our current exponential scientific discovery rate would it take to catch up with you?
Am I allowed to ask what you look like?
Why do you selectively answer our questions?
>>708709639
Trump. He will change the current course of history and make America great again.
>>708712077
is it not true what I have stated?
Would you be willing to take a human apprentice/study subject?
>>708711656
do aliens really ayy lmao
>>708710577
We have no needs or wants. Our goal, as per what you consider tradition, is to serve as a guide and help when possible, so in time you can do the same.
There are over 37 known sentient species - we believe there are more.
We have a basic understanding regarding the "beginning" of the universe: that it does not begin, nor ends - just expands and contracts.
>>708711656
>not allowed to contact anyone
>contacts thousands on 4chan
Wanna fly over and see if I can beat you in a "fist" fight, or whatever you space niggers use to bash each others "heads" in? If you are down I'm giving you an address.
>>708711972
Your population number is your greatest threat at this time.
>>708712409
Still doing it nigger
>>708712760
>>708712760
So... when we meet these other races that have been probing and abducting us... why shouldn't we fuck them up?
>>708712763
I mean it's mostly anonymous so
I guess they don't want personal contact
>>708712194
Be more specific. What life? How do we prove this?
Do you enjoy feeling omnipotent?
>>708713036
Not anonymous to mods or the fuzz
>>708712760
>just expands and contracts.
>what is dark energy?
Confirmed bullshit, the universe is likely to keep expanding since more space is being made while only a finite amount of matter with gravity exists
>>708708683
are there extragalactic invaders?
>>708712760
Explain more about the universe. Are we the only one? Is there a higher dimension? How do you know we're not a simulation?
>>708713184
Yea I know, that's why I said mostly
>>708712183
This need of a purpose for life escapes our understanding. We consider life as an action of living.
You are the consequence of many events, a seemingly infinite amount of time, and many positive/negative circumstances. I have no knowledge beyond that.
>>708712917
Sure, where do you live?
>>708712017
>kek
Dick pick?
>>708708683
Presumably you have sufficiently advanced technology such that you could, if you decided to do it, prevent many millions of deaths per year.
You choose not to do this.
Does this mean that our sentience has lower moral, legal, or other similar behavioral framework value to your own?
If so, where do we stand? If not, why do you allow suffering which you could choose to alleviate?
>>708713290
hey buddy, theoretical physicist speaking: we don't know about the nature of dark energy. every fate of the universe scenario we can think of right now is highly speculative.
either way, op is a faggot.
>>708713407
Why don't you Jumpstart our tech revolution by providing us with technology?
If you are a truly advanced civilization, then proof or disproof the Riemann hypothesis, just show that this function has only zero values at even negative integers or complex numbers with a real part of 1/2 or show that this isn't the case in the form of a formal mathematical proof.
How about you just give us FTL travel? Our resource problem would be solved.
>>708713742
ask shinichi mochizuki
Tits or GTFO
>>708708683
R u from Mexico OP?
>>708712342
Another species, not of ours, not of yours.
It's difficult to describe how advanced we are in technology, without relative basis.
At the rate humans are progressing, your next breakthrough will be in biology and a deeper understanding of gene manipulation. You're yet to understand gravity (though some progress has been made lately). Roughly 450 years before there might be a semblance of technology currently available to us.
>>708709479
Is this relevant? Tophahum one?
>>708714198
why dont you explain gravity to us
>>708713475
2723 Hillcrest Lane
Sarcoxie
Missouri
I have no place for landing, you guys have to figure something out. But I'm standing outside, you are looking for a guy wearing a white tank top and jeans, standing there and doing his warm up routine.
>>708712948
If/when you are able to make contact, you will be unable to start any form of aggression.
You were taken very much like you take for medical experiments.
>>708713060
We are not omnipotent. We have means to scan for life, though severely limited means when considering the universe.
>>708714498
Kek
That's exactly as I pictured you
>>708713290
You should refer to your laws of thermodynamics at this point.
>>708714198
You know of our resources and technology, yes? We are just beginning to understand magnetically propelled projectiles and carbon fibers
Show us alien pusspuss
>>708713358
There are certain species who fall in this category - four of them at this point - who engage in this attitude.
However, consensus among other species (like ours) prevent any acts that jeopardize the natural order of sentient life.
>>708713395
There are multiple universes. They are essential for an understanding of the event you know as big bang.
However, each universe is unique unto itself.
>>708715279
Leave us alone. America for Americans. Go back to wherever the fuck you came. Trump better deport these fuckers
>>708715487
can you visit other universes?
is quantization of the einstein field equations a good step towards an understanding of gravity?
>>708715487
How unique? Small differences or extreme disparities?
>>708708683
Compared to our lifespan how long is yours?
Do you procreate in the same ways we do?
Do you have any Abilities through physical or mental Strength that We humans do not?
Does your species have religion?
Why are you so Friendly to us? did you create us?
Compared to your Origins, are we progressing at a slower or faster rate than you did?
>>708708683
>>708708683
Am I the only consciousness trapped and cant get out easily?
>>708708683
How do you reproduce?
Where are you from?
How do you communicate?
Will you give us evidence that you're a being from another world? I'm skeptical.
>>708713681
It is not for us to intervene in the natural order of sentient life. Your very progression is a necessity for your evolution, especially because humans have evolved enough to move past your own natural order.
We have a framework that allows us to indirectly provide technology that is not innovative beyond your means.
Such cases include your very own access to what is now known as the internet.
>>708709742
reroll
>>708708683
Will ask once again, is this relevant? Tophahum
>>708716144
bump
>>708710577
They evolved with memetics, and they guide their children. Thas how they evolved. They just do that behaviour in a large scale too
>>708708683
Can I be your friend?
>>708708683
What is the primary power source your species uses?
>>708709984
Fuck man I laughed
what kind of retrded allien species goes on 4chan for a civil discussion
i mean dont get me wrong, if this was real this would be really cool, but 4chan? LOL
>>708714411
You understand gravity as a pull based on mass.
Gravity is, in fact, a push. You are being pushed from all sides, and in relation to the body most sense, pushed against it.
Density affects this push inversely. Take your "black holes". Massive density. Greatest pushers you know.
"Don't they suck you in?". Nothing remains inside it. It's expulsion in form of radiation exceeds your understanding of light speed.
This is the simplest way I can explain.
>>708714250
No.
>>708715014
You're beyond a basic understanding of those specific topics at this point, both being applied actively in conflicts.
Ever since I was kid, I've wanted to go to space and learn more about the universe around us. More desperately, I wanted to know of the existence of sentient life outside of the human race so that I may collaborate and explore the unknown. Is there any way to safely contact you? An immediate response would not be necessary, but I would hope to hear a reply in my lifetime. Also, any cool space pictures you could share?
>>708717348
But in relation to those, how much more advanced are you?
>>708715487
How are they essential for the big bang?
Do any of our current multiverse theories hold merit? Would string theory be a step in the right direction to prove this?
>>708716036
How old are you? The Internet certainly didn't just happen over night.
>>708715780
Einstein only theorized relation of gravity in relativity, though very well.
You lack tools to directly observe gravity. We believe your new collider might provide you with enough understanding to create a tool to do just that.
In fact, if all goes well, you'll see new technology thanks to the collider soon.
>>708717106
Don't hold back. Explain gravity in full detail.
>>708715797
Both. Even we do not have the means to visit certain parts.
>>708718041
>we believe
Species with your suggested level of understanding would know
Sounds like you're a physics attention whoring enthusiast to me.
>>708718192
How do you visit any parts?
>>708708683
U xuul tula’akal muk’yaje’ kimil ?
>>708717532
They are not essential for the big bang, but for the understanding, the guy/gal/thing said
>>708718636
If we need it to understand the big bang that implies it's needed to cause the big bang
>>708718829
Well I could personlly tell my theory, but ugh, its 6:41 and I have school and didnt sleep this night either.. again
>>708708683
Why was the movie Paul voiced by Seth rogen
hey, thanks for taking the time for this thread.
are you guys going to do anything about how fucked up politics are in the USA? I mean come on, Clinton and Trump are both fucking absolute monsters.
k thx bai
>>708715842
Our lifespan is known as the equivalent of cycles. One cycle is about 300-320 years.
We procreate by merging two maxed cycles, for the basis of a hybrid, new cycle.
We can communicate freely with one another, at anytime. You'd be able to hear us if we so choose to speak.
We did not create you. We do not see any benefit in your demise. We seek to guide, so that you may guide in time.
We do not have a religion. We have certain traditions, and through them we relish in a feeling of nostalgia.
Your species is progressing very fast. Maybe too fast. We are trying our best to see, within acceptable parameters, that you progress safely.
>>708719123
Go on
>>708715882
I don't understand.
Whats is planned for the human race?
>>708716144
There wouldn't be a fight.
If you were to be aggressive, I'd compel you to remember something pressing, and leave.
>>708716405
I don't see relevance.
>>708708683
What kind of harm can come from any information you reveal to us, even if it's as simple as a single letter in an "alien" language?
>>708716589
We harness radiation of all types, with near-perfect efficiency.
>>708708683
What can you say about psychedelics?
What's your ultimate goal for our species?
>>708708683
Does the em drive work? If so on what principle? You you think it'd be a good thing for us to suddenly have relatively unfettered access to our local system?
>>708717451
As you say, "crawl before you walk, so you can run".
Do explore, learn, observe, and you'll be part of the whole you seek.
>>708708683
Is there Life after death?
If there is can you give any information on ow you have passed that threshold?
I asked you before did you create us?
based on the previous question, You said you wish to guide us, Have you guided any other species before us? is there some sort of network where you guide other species?
Has guiding a species ever backfired on you?
If you had to choose one race or nationality of humans to apprentice you, who would you choose? What im trying to ask is, what culture is similar to yours in the sense of base principals and ideals
>>708717475
Our "carbon fiber" is what your rocket engine is to a piece of wood on fire at this point.
>>708718365
>did you really believe this cuck?
>>708721003
Damn
>>708717532
Think of your lungs.
Air goes in, chest expands. Action/reaction. As the universe contracts/expands, its relative reaction must be exerted somewhere else.
Does your species resemble humans in any way?
Can you change shape?
Does your species have genders?
Are there any "humans" on earth that are actually "aliens" but are unaware of it?
Does your species suffer from any mental illnesses?
Is there a cure for mental illness?
Is OP a fag?
>>708717734
Though a bit rough around the edges, the concept is good on string theory.
I wish they wouldn't settle on specificity of dimension numbers. You can't accurately ascertain non-observable dimensions; especially if the laws of your physics aren't applicable in that setting.
>>708717850
2nd cycle, so 412 Earth years - not counting inactive cycles.
>>708718446
We can manipulate gravity freely. That's what enables us.
>>708719324
We don't intervene.
>>708719543
We will endeavor to guide within parameters so your species can, in time, guide as well.
Do you live on the earth?
Do you have a language when you communicate? How and why do you know english? Why 4chan?
>>708708683
Bill, is that you?
i told you not to use the internet to talk to earthlings
>>708719807
Your concept of language is vastly different to ours. We do not have need for letters, words, etc. Just collective energy and cycles.
As for information, nothing of substance can be disclosed.
Will we ever integrate with the Alien(s) if so when do you suspect this will be?
Will humans ever be able to achieve immortality or something similar
if so will we be able to achieve such a thing by 2045 as predicted by scientists?
What do you think about WW3 and how do you "indirectly" intervene to prevent such a thing?
>>708722622
How do we differ from other sentient alien species?
>>708708683
Are your aircraft triangular shaped, I saw one a year ago. The size of a football field and made no noise
>>708709156
Honestly this was all I came for. I'm out. Kek
>>708708683
Whats it like to be a faggot alien? Do you even have cocks to suck?
How do aliens procreate?
>>708720410
It indeed works, but not in the manner most people believe.
We became aware that humans had stumbled upon (by accident) onto something unique. We watched as they struggled to understand that such simplicity would undermine their combustion/propulsion engine so utterly.
Seeing as how at this point they can't militarize the technology, we are eager that your travels take you past your moon.
>>708708683
How does it feel to be so autistic that you don't feel even human anymore?
Do you fear Krankor or Klingons more?
>>708708683
To what extent are time and space relative? How can their relativity lead to manipulation thereof?
>>708720153
I appreciate you taking the time to answer. If it behooves you, could you possibly elaborate a bit?
Keep in mind you are talking to what is essentially a half-smart ape. I won't be offended if you dumb it down.
how do graph prime numbers?
Could you teach me how to do something that you do
>>708708683
is it theoretically possible to connect to other internet like networks across the universe, assuming language barriers aren't a problem.
and can you come and pick me up pretty sick of this shithole to be honest.
>>708720957
We don't see death as you do; we have cycles. I'll stipulate that your knowledge does not disappear after your "life" ends.
Our cycles are an advancement of technology and a willingness to preserve knowledge. I can't say beyond that.
We did not create you. You are a consequence of many different events.
We are guiding 3 species at this time; yours, one more advanced, and one less so.
Guiding a species can only ever result in self-sufficiency, or self-inflicted destruction. The latter being more common. Overcoming potential self-inflicted destruction is a necessity to full self-sufficiency. We try to guide you to that.
I have not met a human like us. I have met many humans that make occasional decisions as we would. Your species have improved so much, and will improve yet, but we only ever see you as a whole.
Why create an AMA thread? Is it necessary for something you need to know?
>>708723337
What is your opinion on our public understanding of extraterrestrials? How close(or far off) are our representations of other worldly beings through media(books, films, games, etc.?)
I believe one of the many reasons confirmation of alien existence is denied by our world leaders is for the fear of wide spread panic/chaos of the masses. We're xenophobic by nature but is there any way we can get past that as a whole?
If you really are alien, decipher this:
>ﾉﾶ ｲ尺ﾑ丂ん乇d 乃乇ｲｲ乇尺 g乇ｲ ﾉ刀 ｲん乇 duﾶｱ丂ｲ乇尺 wん乇尺乇 ﾉ 乃乇ﾚo刀
Protip: you can't
>>708708683
Do you guys have battletoads?
>>708708683
Why don't you give us a timestamp, or a real image of an alien, faggot.
>>708721597
Yes, limbs, fingers, head, though not similar
We cannot change shape.
Our "gender" you could say is a compatibility index based on the difference of our cycles, acquired through experience. We are "attracted" based on what best complements us when seeking to combine cycles.
Our species can cast aside our "bodies" between cycles, but not take a human body. There are other species that can, in their methods, look human, but fully aware of themselves.
Our mentality is subjected to cycle supervision. It means we're autonomous, offered many scenarios, and cognitively choose the outcome most suited to our parameter.
Mental illness is a chemical imbalance in the brain, often treatable with your medications. We believe some humans suffer mostly from an unknown expectation of how their brain should function. We have no understanding of what causes this.
>>708714498
.... Not that far from me.
>>708725248
Lmao, i guess the only language that alien speaks is english
>>708725248
>What the fuck did you just [...]
Like that would be a challenge..
>>708722335
I am visiting Earth, so I temporarily live here.
We have a means to communicate with our own kind.
It was relatively easy to deconstruct English and learn it. Though compared with other languages, it lacks a basic structure in which to build a knowledge base from its earliest inception; it relies too heavily on memorization of unique words.
>>708725248
its a picture of a banana.
What are your thoughts on quantum computing?
>>708708683
Do you niggers in space have any hot alien slash?
>>708726015
This guy gets it
>>708722638
I am not sure humans would be able to successfully breed with other species without artificial intervention.
Your concept of immortality as posited by your scientists come with a problem: mirroring your mental faculties onto a digital platform does not mean transferring all that you currently are. Not very different than taking a picture.
We do not intervene in your policies/conflicts. We do try to guide in ways that are subtle ways, but our goal is not to prevent your self-destructive ways: our goal is to guide you make the right choices. Ultimately, your species decides your fate.
>>708725248
Trash had better get in the dumpster where it belongs.
>>708708683
do you like this song? can you dance this good?
https://youtu.be/4vkR1G_DUVc
>>708708683
Does your spacecraft create its own space/time and gravity to be able to do all of what it does without having to limit itself to the laws of physics in the Universe?
>>708722715
You display a very strong sense of empathy at times; at other times, an incredible disregard for life.
Other species aren't as random or diverse in those specific areas.
>>708722822
We have crafts of that shape and size, but you wouldn't be able to see them.
>>708726852
i have a question as an observer how much have you learned about the progression of species from early forms of life to civilization as it is now. or is this just some kind of weird tourist attraction with no real scientific value to your own understanding of the universe?
>>708723304
We merge cycles in agreement of creating "life". The process is technical. No closeness as humans have or so desperately seek.
>>708723516
Time is a consequence of space, so yes, relative, but not to a point where manipulation of space will have an impact on time. At best, its relativity can nearly stop time in relation to certain things.
>>708721373
Shit. I never thought of it that way.
>>708723718
All aspects of energy are a form or another of radiation.
Just as energy ever changes, we have learned to harness different forms. Your solar energy is radiation, as are the glittering of the stars you see.
I don't doubt you'd be able to understand it more intricately. I do not know the words or the terms in your language to further elaborate.
>>708708683
Is it true the gayliens are here to invade our buttholes?
What are you using to communicate with us? Cell phone or desktop/laptop computer?
>>708719698
goddammit we need hard answers, who would win?
>>708708683
Why take the time to come to a place as cancerous as this?
>>708724298
Yes, but you don't have the technology. You still see everything in terms of light years' worth of distance.
It's like saying: "our fastest animal is the cheetah. It takes the cheetah 5 hours from point a to point b. Nothing is faster". Meanwhile, planes fly by.
>>708708683
>>708708683
I have asked many questions and you have answered.
Can you show us any examples that already exist as definitive proof that is currently accessible to us? nothing to compromise your safety or whereabouts, more or less im asking can you show us pictures of sightings, point out what is definitive and authentic as far as a photo or audio transmission that already exists?
Also can you tell me through your advancements that if human "spirits" can linger if they do exist, such as hauntings etc. you stated before our knowledge after death is preserved.
>>708728790
We consider this the pinnacle of what represents humanity as a whole.
>>708728860
has humanity ever surprised you or shown you a way of thinking you never considered?
>>708728860
We do not think. We are thoughts. We are reality.
>>708708683
Does your culture have anything that is Taboo like ours?
if we ever met you, what would be the "formal" way of greeting you that would be complimentary to your ways, that we could achieve without doing it horribly.
>>708708683
wait
are you spookymcdoots?
>>708729594
Yes.
You must allow for deposit of alien DNA in your speaking orifice.
>>708729301
Made me laugh you fuck
If I said the phrase "jade dragon" would you understand that or does that hold significants to you/ are you able to understand the meaning of this phrase?
>>708708683
How do you feel about our arts? Our music? Our movies? Our dances? Our cultures in general?
>>708729818
If you said Jade Dragon, we would assume naturally that you were ready for accention. It would also be a fairly good indication of massive autism.
>>708725029
Your leaders have deemed it best not to acknowledge us publicly. We respect their wishes and consensus.
There are many representations of us by humans. The representation most similar is the one made about superior technology, and galactic travel.
We believe that your own creativity in our portrayal helps you best adapt to an open encounter. We've been depicted in so many ways, I'm sure some of you find our existence quite factual.
>>708730095
Oh. Gay.
>>708708683
Are we in the verge of an era shift?
>>708708683
how come you fucks are so shitty crossing a border?
>>708730255
Rolling for era shifts. Dubs decide.
>>708730328
Kekkles
>>708708683
Fuck off space nigger, this is Mr. Skeltal's territory!
>>708730093
I'm not kiddin bud lol. I've been trying to understand but I can't find anyone who would talk to me about it
Do aliens fap to furry porn?
>>708726332
It's a good step toward practical enhanced reality where space travel would benefit a lot, considering its real-time computational need.
I would suggest to keep researching it.
>>708730575
They do.
>>708727061
We can manipulate an extent of gravity around the craft. That is the Craft's main purpose. With manipulation of gravity, we aren't subjected to momentum, and can freely travel many times the speed of light.
>>708726852
I meant that maybe perhaps we would integrate socially, i.e an alien travelling to Earth to conduct business etc. or perhaps you do not have a need to be apart of our society?
As with immortality I meant if it would be possible to preserve a human life as it currently exists without their "consciousness" being converted to a machine (Such as human life being perserved with medication and nanobots etc.)
New Question:
How does Alien intelligence compare to Human intelligence, i.e we have IQ points which measures a persons intelligence, do you have something similar? how does the "normal" alien individual compare to some of the smartest humans? This question interests me very much and it would be quite helpful for you to provide an answer to me.
OP, Does your kind have have preferences on moral situations on how we advance?
For instance you said you have been here since 15000 BC, do you believe that Great Empires such as the Romans or even a more contemporary one such as Nazi Germany United its country through hostile means yet had great technological advancements for its time is a worthy way of advancement?
What im trying to ask is do you believe that no matter how harsh and horrific something can be at one point, it can ultimately be for the greater good?
do aliens have genders? or are you asexual. Also what is the name of your species, since there are more than one type of aliens
>>708727393
My objective is to guide, but also learn about your psychology. Some things humans do seem unreasonable.
One question op. How are you enjoying the internet so far. And what is your favourite meme
How does our species compare to your species in physical strength?
Our society takes pride in sports and lifting weights which results in very physically strong individuals, does your kind have something similar?
If our kind agreed with your kind to fight in a round of hand to hand combat who would win and why? (Do not give me an answer such as "we have no need to fight so we won't" etc. etc.)
>>708730944
The Roman Empire fell, then followed the Dark ages, then the Renaissance. Are we about to witness another shift in eras?
>>708728670
If our goal was your annihilation, you would no longer exist.
Tell me in a simple sentence why the Jade Dragon lives on earth.. and I will tell you something in return.
>>708728790
We believe interaction is most true when honest and freely expressed.
>>708731420
This is taking into account TECHNOLOGY, not cold hard PHYSICAL abilities which is what he is asking. We already understand that if you are an alien you would surpass us greatly in technology. What this poster is asking is two bare individuals fighting to the best of their ability without any weapons which have been created to assist.
>>708731524
Human here. What are you referring to?
>>708730343
Rolling
>>708730343
Roll
OP are you leon bortha ??
I knew it. I caught you
>>708731221
Though what we may do may seem unreasonable, the human mind is an amazing thing that can achieve unbelievable things if humans work together, at some point we may even surpass your kind in aspects of intelligence, strength, or perhaps even sheer numbers
>>708731722
WINRAR
>>708731722
Hey thanks. That's my post. Checked.
>>708708683
Will you ever save us?
>>708708683
What do you think about religions? Hampering us? Doesn't matter? Or?
>>708731722
Checked
>>708731620
Absolutely nothing that would hold any significance by itself. It is a key. I'd need more words to explain
>>708729064
Yes. It usually happens in acts where a human gives up life and consequently, the people they love the most, to save a stranger's life.
In a controlled setting vs. chaotic setting, results are different. We do not understand.
Does your kind function as a society like ours where each person has own thoughts, goals, etc.? Or does your society serve one goal, like a hivemind?
>>708731931
Jesus OP. Try harder. I've seen this thread thousands of times, this time around it is pretty stale.
>>708732024
It's funny seeing someone try to answer things as if they are an "alien"
It's fun to wonder, though.
>>708732024
He isn't half bad at it. I've seen worse, this is at least untertaining
>>708732439
I guess I've seen worse. Meh.
>>708710095
Implying particle replicators zero point energy and elctrogravitics arent already prevalent in the breakoff secret space program, cmon son. You want to help show up in masses and prove your benevolent nature by suppling us with the technologies they have stolen.
>>708729594
Anything outside the parameter would be taboo, but a constantly evolving cycle prevents this aberrant behavior.
We don't greet, as we speak constantly to one another. We have agreed, however, that the most basic form of cross-species greeting to impart non-hostile intentions is to simple raise the hand and arm in what humans deem a "hello", followed by a slight tip of the head.
>>708712183
Love and service to others to spiritually evolve and return to source.
>>708729818
It does not.
>>708708683
do u wanna fuck a earth bitch>?
what's the best game console ever made and why is it your mom?
>>708732952
Then I still wait
>>708708683
When will you go back to mexico?
Hows fifth grade going?
>>708730050
Necessary attributes that hold, in part, significant presence in the overall timeline of your history.
>>708731017
Humans are exceptionally intelligent. Given instructions, you're able to do anything you wish.
As such, the manner in which these instructions are given would be the deciding factor when comparing our intelligence.
My cycle can be shared with another of my kind nearly instantly. As I learn something new, another of us can learn it as well, effortlessly.
Consequently, by your standards, we're infinitely more intelligent than you are.
By our standards, you're an incredibly promising species that can achieve much if properly instructed.
>>708731091
We do believe that no matter how, if your species survives the process, your progress is justifiable.
>>708733856
That's why you don't know Jade Dragon. If you met me my friend, when you do, give my mind a shot
>>708708683
Is there a large galactic community?
What is trade between species like?
HABLAS ESPAÑOL?
>>708731401
Your species has way more kinetic potential than ours.
We have no competitions.
Any human could likely overpower me, physically. However, due to how we communicate, influencing your thoughts would be as easy as speaking a word.
With what you have seen from humans, how far off are we from unity as a species?
>>708731414
Not to that extent.
>>708708683
How close is humanity (in years) to developing an FTL drive, and what type of device will it be?
>>708731881
No. We can attempt to guide you.
>>708708683
Is peace still far into our future, or do you imagine we are getting closer?
>>708731896
We look at religion as a form of cultural aspect of your species.
>>708734442
>influencing your thoughts would be as easy as speaking a word
I imagine that if the human society were to ever be introduced to the idea of alien beings they would very much dislike this as our society likes "privacy" very much, do you think it would be possible for a human to potentially find a way to divert this feature of yours? (Implants into the skull, perhaps rigorous mental training?) Or is this feature of yours simply too powerful to ever overcome by any means?
>>708731996
Both. We're autonomous to the extent of a parameter.
>>708734721
Does your kind not believe in a higher being?
>>708708683
tits+timestamp or gtfo
Why post on 4Chan? Why would you allow yourselves to become so easily noticed, such as UFO Crashes, Alien Abductions and the like? Is this all a plan to slowly ease human society into the idea of alien beings? Or do some Aliens simply make mistakes like this? I imagine there would have to be some ulterior motive here.
Ayy?
>>708734398
There is. Segments of a collectively known universe are shared. Specificity to resources are assigned based on availability of said segments. Resources from places with potentially-sentient life are restricted.
The collective collaboration is comprised of very similar goals. As part, we monitor sentient life on the verge of annihilation and try to guide them.
>>708709754
Yeah thats fucking bullshit, first we got hemp(fuel, shelter, food, cloths, plastic etc)
And we got water ie the fucking ocean
>>708734511
Roughly 150 years if a massive emphasis is placed on research.
Could be less, but development of Em drive will make you complacent for a while.
>>708734619
No way of knowing.
>>708735234
Is it possible to join you and help you in some way?
>>708712417
BOOM! THIS
Fuck hillary supporters, ur egos will destroy us all u dipshits
>>708734736
Not likely.
>>708734805
We do not.
How may I reach your kind, or let me put it that way, how may I find you so I could guide others?
>>708708683
Are you like me? ...counting the days until we take over this planet so we can quit pretending to be human. I'm sick of this bio metric costume and I want the surgeries reversed.
>>708734991
This place offers freedom of expression, and in turn, a better experience.
Crashes, abductions and the like were not our doing. We were not the only ones with access to you. However, as we begun to guide you, there have been no more abductions.
>>708708683
What is your understanding of death and what (if anything) comes after.
You claim our next breakthrough will likely be in biology, is our average lifespan going to increase with this? If so, do you have an estimate of how much and will I be able to reap these rewards? I have a fear of death, and call me crazy, I believe you may have answers.
>>708708683
What is your favourite earth food?
Is there someone who is contained in the kitchen to prepare your space sambos?
>>708735513
Thank you, but not at this point. We are the ones trying to help you.
How many higher ups know about you? Can you give an estimate of how many on Earth?
>>708735871
Out of all of these sentient species, are you considered the "strongest"?
If not which species is and why?
How do humans compare to other species that are not yours?
>>708735606
You can't reach us yet. Your species has to reach self-sufficiency collectively first. Likely the greatest hurdle of any sentient species.
>>708735989
I'm sad. I want to travel the galaxy.
>>708736241
we must better ourselves before we can better others, anon
>>708735895
It's more likely that the breakthrough will be in gene manipulation, to the extent you're less susceptible to sickness.
I can't speak on death, the concept is not known to us.
OP is jesus christ. Our saviour, he has returned from the dead to save humanity.
>>708736111
I'll take that you mean most advanced when you say strongest.
We are not. There are two other species more advanced than we are. The most advanced species rarely communicates with us, though they oversee many things.
Humans are at the post-sentient struggle phase. Your future is still uncertain. Technology wise, negligible.
Thank you all for your questions. I have learned a great deal.
I'll take my leave. Care for each other and the beings less sentient than you. I hope you all make it.
>>708736721
Thank you for having the thread, alien-anon. Come back soon, please.
>>708736721
Even though you are likely not an alien, it was fun OP, Thank you.
>>708730944
By travelling at many times the speed of light, are you also subjected to time dilation? Do you end up travelling many years into the future from when you initially left despite a 'short' trip?
