Ok /b/ I got this pretty far. And almost a for sure, please don't fuck this up. Trips decides
You blew it. Forget about it now.
>>708699812
faggot. just ask her out
niggerdick my wife
fucking cringed
Eat my balls you dirty muslim
>>708699812
Pls go out with me baby girl
>>708699812
Dude just ask her, kek
Rapidly tongue my anal cavity you goatwhore
>>708699812
>beta as fuck
Here's what you say:
"Let's go to the skating rink"
>>708700330
Op here:
Can't because Militaryfag and we are far apart at the moment
>>708700326
Rolling for this
Are you really this fucking beta?
>>708699812
Listen, you're a cunt. That means that you do what you are told. Don't want to? Well maybe a couple of black eyes and a sore asshole for a week or two will put you back in line. So you do as I say...
Wanna go out with me and get some fuk?
This
Let's just fuck
Do you want to go to the party with pants?
>>708701062
>kek
Netflix and chill
Wanna see my pussy?
>>708699812
I thought your outfit was really cute the other day.
Fair maiden of *town you live in*, will you not giveth me the great honor of being your hat tipper m'lady?
I've got a month to live
So you smoke crack right?
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>708700326
Reroll
Bitch were going out
>letting a woman be in control of you and not even getting sex
You're a faggot OP
Do you like rabbit stew
Bareback ok?
Hey baby can I tongue caress your fart box ;)
It's lit girl
Send tit pic
Bitch u wan be my significant orfice
>>708701992
Reroll. Check Em
"Haha just kidding wyd anyway"
Wanna go to my bedroom
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently
I don't know I like you though
Tell her u have a foot fetish, bitches love toes
Want to go out to eat? We can split the bill.
hey bb, u want sum fuk?
Coffee?
This
se when we fuckin
"Look, I don't want to be too direct, but I'm gonna shove superheated anal beads up your ass."
pull a classic lyrics prank
I like turtles
meh
*tips hat* m'lady
>>708699812
Wanna go try to fish some calamari? They're very fun to catch
This
I'm really pro abortion
>>708699812
Let's get married in 3 years :)
"I'm into scat."
Stupid nigger
Wanna marry me?
>>708699812
Would you still want to date me if you knew I was F to M trans?
"My dad has recently got back into drinking so if sometimes if I don't talk to u enough it's because my throat hurts"
>>708699812
Wanna go buy some condoms
Well I really enjoy your personality and we get along so well. Not to mention you are absolutely beautiful. I wanna make it special for you so I won't do it over text ^_^
>>708699812
I'm asking 4chan brb
>>708699812
Fuck me harder
I'm busy fapping now
I just found out that my girlfriend of 4 years shares the same father as I do. She was adopted, and as it turns out, she was my father's child from another relationship. I have a child with her. With my sister. I don't know what to do with this information.
>>708699812
Let's get high together :,)
>>708699812
Could you send me a picture without any clothes? I want to see how an angel hides its wings.
I want you to trump my stump.
Spit or swallow?
Actually, never mind. I could definitely get better than you.
>>708699812
My love for you is like a river, like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver, one look from you is more precious than gold, let's go get some barbecue and get busy.
"I got fucked in the ass by a horse once, would you still date me?"
Everybody go and post in the chat that alex is a nigger
You like anal fisting?
>>708699812
Only question, is she thicc if answer is yes say "I really want to do naughty things to your oesophagus."
>>708699812
I'm circumcised
You tell her that you are into pegging.
>>708703600
Wanna make me the happiest clit goblin on the market
>>708699812
I'm uncut
>>708703733
Reroll
>>708703733
Roll
"But I need to know if you're Jewish, that'd be a no-go! XXDD"
I'm Muslim is that cool
Let's go out so I can turn you out ;^)
>>708702962
Rolling
>>708699812
I want to be Samwell to your Gilly you dirty wildling whore
>>708703733
>Anonymous 10/20/16(Thu)19:14:11 No.708703772 â–¶
>>>708703733
Re fucking roll.
>>708703846
Rool
OP here, I believe in you guys!
>>708703846
This
I got something to put in you at the gay bar. Let's start a riot.
>>708703733
Rolling for thus
Wanna go out for a cock sandwich?
>>708703846
Plz
If you like I'll cheerfully roleplay being your daddy molesting you while you pretend to be four years old.
>>708699812
I like u
Pls go >>>/out/ with me
>>708703846
Naow
"My dick has warts."
>>708703733
Cmon baby reroll
>>708703846
Roll
>>708704023
Roll
How many times a day do you masturbate? I usually do 10 or 12 times a day
>>708699812
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
>>708702598
Why did this get over looked
>>708703846
This roll
>>708699812
Can you be my mommy, I'll be a sexy wittle baby
>>708703650
Rolling
>>708703846
Rolling intensifies
I call my dick the turtle. Doesn't come out much
>>708699812
I want my finger to smell like your butt ALL the time.
>>708703650
Rollinggg
"Roses are red. violets are blue. We're gonna fuck the next time I see you."
>>708703733
This
>>708704222
WINNER
>>708704222
ding ding
>>708703650
Rolling.
>>708704222
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>708704222
Winrar winrar chicken fucking dinrar
>>708704222
Poopy winrar
>>708704023
Rollin
Mind wearing a mask when we go out. Don't want to be seen with you
>>708699812
You are doomed to long term failure because you've framed yourself as a bitch
>>708704222
WINRAR!!!
>Let's go out so I can turn you out ;^)
OP must deliver or An-Hero
>>708704222
Winnnnnn
>>708704222
>>708704333
This is now a trips thread
>>708699812
>>708704222
You'd best fucking deliver, OP.
>>708704222
Good game, faggot
Can I grab you by the pussy?
>>708704222
ok responding now
-op
I'm not even going to waste my time replying to all of this kids' posts and calling him a samefag, but holy shit, just kill yourself.
>>708704222
Say it op you'll look alpha as fuck
Op never delivers
I'm still in the closet
'Still there?' Then when she replies follow up with 'why?' Then respond again with 'i dont understand' then aa final 'nigger stole my bike'
OP that was beta as fuck g
I've had sex with over 20 women
God help me...
>>708704803
Good goy
>>708704803
OP DELIVERS
>>708704803
THE MADMAN
Woah
>>708704803
Now say "I'll shove my arm up your snatch and turn you into a muppet"
>>708704803
Oh boy, here he goes.
>>708704803
Fucking winrar
Holy fuck, an hr to reply with that
>>708704803
>>708705045
Rerolling
>>708705070
get out
>>708704803
Tfw your pic nearly got septs
>>708704803
abort
>>708705045
Reroll
>>708704803
Jesus
Have you seen the Toyo tire with nut technology? What a day to live in
>>708705135
No no we wait for response now
>>708705045
Rerolling
>>708704803
Now ask "will you make me th happiest clit goblin on the market
>>708705401
k mate
>>708704803
Op you faggot... Now you will never score.
>>708704803
Ipedofile
>>708699812
Dude get the fuck off /b/ and actually ask her out, you autistic piece of shit. Holy fuck dude.
>>708704803
op was not a faggot today
Fuuuuuck...
Damn right I am
>>708705688
She's still into it! Don't let 4chan dictate your next text, go for the kill shot!
>>708705688
Kek serious as a peg in your ass
>>708705688
Sorry op, should've been more alpha
Bro stupid as shit
>>708705688
Die a virgin
>>708705688
"100% bby ;^)"
Different Anon here. Made a catfish account.
Roll, first dubs gets
>>708705852
as good as your cock will be mutilated by Joseph Kony. So pretty good.
>>708705688
Totally, how about it
>>708705852
nice beard faggot
>>708705688
this is the real deal
>>708705688
Very
OP here, dubs for the next...
LOL NO, I'M NOT SERIOUS.
Also for >>708705852
"Chat request accepted!"
>>708705852
She hasn't responded and we need her pic
>>708705688
"JK, wanna hang out somewhere? Maybe movies or something"
>>708705688
Say "yes, I wanna ejaculate over your chest
>>708706045
>Off by one for both
reroll
>>708705688
Are you implying you don't want to get turnt bitch
>>708706103
Another one
I'm wearing a latex suit right now
>>708705852
Lettuce make the penis and get alcoholed.
>>708699812
Let's go out for hot dogs........ In my ass!
>>708705688
"The last time I was this serious I went to prison for rape"
>>708706077
Winrar for OP
>>708706100
Winrar for Catfish anon
>>708706103
444
You look fat
>>708706336
yes
>>708706504
Fug off
>>708705852
Roll
>>708706043
Ya fuckin bet
>>708706103
Quads
I'm gay
I fucked this up...
Abu akbar
>>708706869
You're a dipshit, you didn't even follow the fucking rolls.
>>708706869
You got it man, you gonna get some cums
>>708706869
Oh fuck. I hope this isn't b8
>>708706869
Congrats OP, you worthless piece of shit.
>>708706869
Oh boy have fun not getting poosay
>>708706928
He did, retard. Only dubs that came before it was obviously not a roll for something to say.
We still Rollin?
>>708706869
Either b8 or youre the biggest fucking beta faggot and you should kill yourself.
Roll for "I eat ass"
Roll away
You guys are such fucks, you know that?
>>708707697
"I am going to ejaculate over your chest."
>>708703650
Rollin
>>708707846
roll lmao
You literally have her in the bag if this is real. Just chill out and ask her like a gent. Obviously you can talk to her like that if she hasn't dissed you yet. You just have to build it up and not act like a faggot.
>>708706869
This is so fucking fake ass shit b8
>>708707846
this op
>>708707697
Bitch I want to do some freaky shit like piss on you and drop a deuce on yo chest you bring out my animal instincts
>>708707697
while you eat my ass
>>708707979
Plz
>>708707697
Haha I'm sorry I just really like chests I felt like I could be a bit open about it sorry haha
>>708707697
I'm sorry, these guys are making me say these things. >>708699812
>>708707846
Rolling
>>708707697
You're the faggot who let /b/ ruin a good thing for you.
>>708707697
"I want you to shit on my face"
>>708707697
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
mfw you posted on 4chan and didn't expect the whole thing to get fucked
>>708707979
Roll
>>708707846
Roll.
>>708707846
This
>>708707846
This desu
>>708707846
Check em
>>708708216
With *zhwip* included.
You should let me cum on your bitch tits whilst I fondle my dog
>>708707846
This day-sue
>>708708324
This
You like sucking horse cock?
>>708708355
winner winner chicken nigger
Want a golden shower?
When you going to put it in your mouth?
I just came so hard
>>708707846
No more games
Nigger dick taste different than white dick?
Sike i just want to tell you im a faggot
What's the biggest you've had?
>>708708538
Reroll
I'm so sorry, I tend to write stupid shit when I'm nervous. So what do you say, dinner on Saturday?
Ok how about I shit on your chest then?
>>708708811
Winar
>>708708793
this
>>708701062
Roll
>>708707846
Damn
>>708708811
Winrar
>>708708811
Dubs
>>708707846
Trips plz
i'm going to shove my pork sword in your meat cupboard and you're gonna fucking like it
>>708708355
WINNAR
>>708707697
We're fucks? Seriously? How are we the fuck's? You are the dipshit who ruined your chance with a girl who want's you by asking 4chan what to say. Go fuck yourself retard
>>708708811
Op send it
Shit, now I'm fucked
>>708709190
Charge your stupid phone
If you're not stupid you'll call her and might actually get to ejaculate on her chest
>>708709190
u better call her u dumb fuck
B8
Please go out with me and let me see your private parts. I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BENEATH THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE VAGINA VERY MUCH
>>708709451
sure ya this 1
>>708709190
RIPRIPRIP
just call her and tell her it's a joke for fucks sake, don't waste your chance because of some thread
>>708708866
Winrar!
>>708709190
I want you to suck my cock until the point at which semen and sperm make its way to my glans, at which point I will tell you I am going to cum. I will then take my cock out of your mouth, and you will vigorously rub my cock until I proceed to ejaculate said semen and sperm all over your naked titties.
>>708709418
>>708709547
Guy's I'm pulling the plug on this, sorry. I'm talking to her now
>>708709190
Call her and insist you will ejaculate savagely onto her chest. Then hang up.
>>708709547
she is ugly
>>708709696
Rolling
>>708709696
Very much this.
>>708709696
That'd be pretty funny but we know OP wouldn't go THAT far. ...would he?
No, don't call me. My mom's having a heart attack atm so i don't really want my dad to hear me asking a girl out.
I'm sure you understand
>>708703553
What?
>>708709190
Dude as much I love delivary
Call this bitch if you give half a shit and explain wtf
You can still get it
Then delivary can resume
With pics
>>708703553
You are fucking with us aren't you?
>>708710080
Honestly this
>>708703553
Kek
>>708709696
pls op this
>>708710102
>>708710054
I think he's saying OP should say this
>>708706504
Show him tits and then tell him to fuck off.
>>708709190
You're a beautiful girl *pauses* *shudders nervously* w-w-would you be interested in going on a date to the park with me? *sniggers*
>>708709547
Do this OP.
>>708709696
>Implying OP would throw his life away like this
Rolling anyway
If she stuck around for all that, she's a keeper OP. Wifey material even.
>>708705852
I remember you. You should start your own thread though.
You aint stealing my sperm, Alien.
