Age? Worst thing that you have experienced?
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Age?
Worst thing that you have experienced?
12. Penis.
18 grill
house fire when i was 3
car crash that almost took my life when i was 16
at least 3 suicide attempts
>>708656043
tits
>>708655854
20
being jumped by 5 niggers, almost dying, and waking up in a puddle of blood since my head got split open on the curb
>>708655854
33 marriage
>>708655854
29
serotonin syndrome
having a black guy with a gun and his buddy with a knife trying to drag me into a dark alley to rape me or something, luckily I was just straight up larger than him and I thought the gun was prob a fake but maybe he just didn't wanna use the bullet
22.
2 years ago went rock climbing on a smaller rock in NW Illinois, didn't use any gear. A tree fell feet away from me, I jumped away, lost my footing, and fell ~25 feet and broke my tibia, fibula, thumb, wrist, and ulna all on the left side.
Also when I lived in rockford, I rode the bus to and from work and I also lived on the west side. Negroes like to target people when they get off the bus. Some guy got away with 12 bucks, my DL, 25$ to subway, and a flip phone. But I still was jumped and got a concussion from when he hit me. Nothing happened.
36
Been in jail 3 times
>>708655854
18
Arrested for 3 charges at 15
Still on probation for it
>>708656043
You're pretty shitty at killing yourself. I'd recommend a friend to help next time.
Nothing bad ever happened to me
Well my grandpa died but that's all I can think of
>>708656043
you can't do anything right.
>>708656917
for what?
>>708655854
41. Chemical cauterization in my sinus without numbing.
>>708656592
I've heard Rockford is pretty shitty.
But, I'm in Chicago & could get shot any day....
>>708655854
45
Recently had to speak to the Mass parole board on behalf of my brother, currently serving a life sentence.
A pants shitting scare fest.
The presidential race of 2016
>>708655854
I'm old. some recent stuff:
wife had miscarriages. dog died.
>>708655854
30.
Turning 30.
Wasted my entire 20s and regret it every moment of every day to the point that I'm ready to die because what was supposed to be the best decade of my life was completely thrown away.
>>708657624
maybe if you keep spending time regretting the past, it'll change
24.
Just life in general. Shit is hard.
>>708657624
your 30s can be pretty sweet too, and i'm sure you have a few good memories from your 20s
>>708657624
My 20s were fucking awesome. shot got bad in my early 30's....
24.
The girl I loved friendzoned me and we remained friends for 7 years. I saw her diary to discover how much she actually hated everything about me.
Worse things have technically happened, but that hurt the most. Still surprised I didn't kill myself.
>>708657624
What did you do? Drink beer and sit in a basement?
>>708655854
23
Got hit by a car while walking my dog, i was 10, doggo died and i doc's had to take out half of a muscle from my left thigh
>>708657795
kek
>>708655854
29.
my mom calling the cops on me, instead of disciplining me, and having to go to jail and court and all that
or my first gf cheating on me. never loved someone as much as her
or my current gf lying about being on birth control and getting two abortions behind my back
or being in pain 24/7 from tmj and failing out of college as a senior because of it and being $40k in debt
i think about suicide every day, but i think living a shitty life is better than no life
>>708656432
tell me about your marriage and all that. i'm gonna have to do it soon and i'm afraid
ITT - N.iggers A.re A.lways C.ausing P.roblems
>>708658007
Did other half died?
>>708657972
What did she write?
>>708658153
>two abortions
Are you dating Taylor swift?
I hear she is addicted to abortions
>>708658261
wife changed. we used to have so much fun together. started nagging about wanting kids so now we have kids. not much sex, & no fun....
>>708655854
18
Girls
Being so drunk I fought my stepdad and got sent to a hospital psych ward
Being stoned and having a gun pointed in my face because some kids uncle thought I was gonna stab his kid
>>708655854
>Age?
29
>Worst thing that you have experienced?
Jurassic World
40
When I was 20 My army unit got shipped overseas to Bosnia for operation joint endeavor. Serbian death squads were still around. We had firefights with them here and there. One time we got ambushed near Zagreb stadium and we returned fire. The guy to my left and right reloaded while I opened up with my auto m249SAW. I filled an alley full of lead and while I was hiding them down a woman and child ran into the open right into my line of fire. I didn't mean to shoot them but they ran right out in the open. The SAW shoots the same 5.56 round as the m16 and m4. When it was time for An after action review I said nothing and since no one could tell whose rounds killed them I wasn't charged with a war crime. I still have nightmares about it
>>708658430
A slut like you would be addicted to abortions if anything would touch you with a 10 foot pole.
>21
>Both parents commiting suicide at different times
>>708656043
>grill
unnecessary information. textbook example of tits or gtfo
>>708658261
Guys marry women expecting them never to change, women marry men expecting them to change. Women change and men don't.
>>708655854
22
bad alcohol and 3 guys on a bike at night. lawyers car. police.
>>708658373
no it works fine but i walk kinda awkward and theres visible hole
>>708658430
she isn't anything like taylor swift lol. she's had at least 3 that i've known about.. not sure why birth control isn't a better option but she does some pretty fucking stupid shit
>>708658531
It was an accident. Could have been anyone laying down that fire, just happened to be you.
>>708658538
Where'd you get my pof profile pic?
>>708655854
24. Waking up every day
>>708658531
Can't believe you could have potentially been tried for a war crime because they ran into the line of fire. Fucking liberals...
>>708658531
I lost a nickel.
>>708658436
how long did you know her before marriage? what age did you marry? when did you have kids? how many? when did the sex stop?
>>708658696
Fuck man. Is there any way to fill the hole? I mean boost your half-muscle until it's big enough to fill all the space. It might sound stupid but I'm curious
>>708655854
proabably when i went into full research chemical induced psychosis and punched through a thick plate glass door and put a huge vagina sized gash in my hand. i didn't know why there was blood and glass everywhere, i didn't even know what i did and just sat down on the chair like nothing happened.
26
Mother's suicide attempt
My own suicide attempt
First grill I ever loved unilaterally broke off contact with me without explanation to this day.
>>708658538
What's that pic from? I think I've seen it before.
>>708658860
I live an active life, but basically the more muscle i build the wierder it looks. Honestly the worst part was poor doggo, i loved him and he died on my watch
>>708658006
Nah, I didn't even drink. I dropped out of my pre-vet curriculum at university and worked dead-end jobs for nearly a decade. No friends, no girlfriend, no sex, no hobbies, living paycheck to paycheck. Just solid depression and loneliness.
All these love related problems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LloIp0HMJjc
>>708658754
kek
20. Having a piece of meat stuck between my teeth from the restaurant I just ate.
>>708657972
Pussy.
>>708659124
Doggo sacrificed himself for you. Live life to the fullest for doggo
>>708657972
>reading someone's diary
>>708658153
>shitty life better than no life
Same. Attempted suicide once, failed, but almost dying made me appreciate some of the smaller things, at least for the sake of my family.
>>708658558
Not that anyone asked, but in a strange turn of events after my mother passed on 4 fucking 20, both family dogs, some dumb nigger I went to school with, and my grandfather on my fathers side passed in the same week.
Now on 420 I smoke a joint to my mom, my dogs, a dindu, and a grandpa who I never met but assuredly smoked weed.
Life's been pretty metal.
>>708659384
Thanks man, whenever im under the shower i look at the hole and think of doggo
>>708659579
>>708659579
>>708659579
Referring to a black guy from your school as 'a dindu' made me kek
31
Wife cheated on me with her 50 year old boss. No problem in our marriage - she said she did it cause she was bored, and never thought about it as an affair...
Then she left me when I didn't get "over it" in 2-3 weeks. Xanax, valium, too much, break things, police, mental ward, selling house, shit in storage, divorce filed, wife wont speak to me.
Being a misanthrope and finding someone who seemed like the life partner who "got me" - then having them turn out to be a borderline sociopath who can toss me away with little issue. That's the toughest part.
Oh and I had just quit my rock-solid job to start a business b/c that was our plan as a couple. So unemployed too and crashing at my parent's and friends. Fuck this.
>>708657889
what happened?
>>708659065
you guys can't do anything right.
>>708657139
Smirked
>>708658656
what the fuck is bad alcohol
>>708655854
23
Father's death.
>>708655854
27
The painful realization of how shit people really are and how different adult life really is from what they show on TV....and from what adults told me it'd be like as I was growing up. Turns out, you really can't trust anyone, and looking out for yourself is shunned as 'being selfish' because people can't control you if you do.
>>708659841
friends stopped partying in their late 20s. they all got married & had kids. started seein' em less & less. no friends now.
>>708659841
Brace for midlife cry-sis
>>708658790
long time.
31
after that
2 going on 3
after kids
>>708659924
Pinot Noir
>>708658455
Bet ya have low self control and are socially incompetent
Alcohol is no excuse for aggressive behaviour, neither is weed for acting "weird"
>>708659702
That's fucking brutal. What's she doing now?
Call me a misogynist but it seems that almost all women can internalise their own transgressions, however outrageous, to the point where they think they either did nothing wrong or (incredibly) actually did the right thing!! And they have a group of mindless deferential friends who say "yeah you had to do it, don't blame yourself" when blaming herself is the fucking right thing to do because they were HER actions and HER decisions and it was HER selfishness and deceit.
>>708660019
Spot on perception, my dude.
>>708655854
33
5 years in prison
I posted above but man I feel for all of you. Listen. I write science fiction. It's space opera stuff but hopefully it might help take your mind off stuff. Shoot me an email at [email protected] and I'll send you a free copy in mobi.(kindle) and ePub (everything else) no charge, no strings. Send me an email and I'll give you a free ebook. Don't like it? You did t pay a dime. I don't want anything in return but maybe it'll help you get your mind off your troubles for a minute. And now I won't put you on a list. No spamming just something for nothing. Take care.
Btw, I got laid off yesterday because my boss was trying to fuck a customer and I spoke out against it.
>>708660224
It hurts....
>>708658408
All kinds of awful shit, she hated my guts.
>>708659332
Die in a fire
>>708659442
She sent it to me.
>>708656043
where do you live ?
life was supposed to be better.
20
found out my dad is an opiate addict after he failed his suicide recently
>atleast i don't live in africa
>>708660606
Why did she hate your guts? Did you do something?
>>708659226
This doesn't have to continue anon. You're allowed to join clubs/gym and make friends.
>>708660690
it was,
>>708659460
glad you were able to see things that way. for me there is a ton of music, video games, movies, and places i want to experience for as long as possible.. even if i'm in pain or have little money
>>708660795
Because she's a cunt with no self-awareness.
I don't even love her anymore, but I'm pretty sure she killed my mental capacity for love. I'm dating someone who's objectively better in every way and I still feel nothing.
>>708660514
Sure, at first. But mental injuries are like physical injuries in the sense that they scar over. From what I can tell thus far in my experiences out here in the real world, It seems like being and "Adult" is just organization coupled with an indifference to constant suffering and responsibility.
>>708660222
She works (we used to work together) and says she isn't seeing him anymore, but I don't believe her and it doesn't matter really. Part of me thinks I dodged a bigger bullet if she could do this with little discomfort, but still the worst thing I've ever experienced by far.
Correct on the friends thing too...one of her friends even laughed about the affair saying "oh just tell him you did it for a promotion lol." Cunt.
She takes little responsibility for the dissolution of our awesome marriage. Her only explanation now for abandoning me at my lowest point is "the relationship became toxic." Yeah, bitch, because you fucking cheated with an old bald motherfucker.
>>708659702
this is why having the love of your life cheat on you at a young age might be better. if my current gf cheated on me i would be a little mad, but i'd just cheat on her and then we'd be even
>>708660954
Elaborate
>>708660975
My observations of adulthood aswell. Yeah, that and people always demand you
>>708660131
nice and concise. how was the sex before kids? she initiate often? frequency? is she just 'too tired' now?
>>708661049
That's so fucking typical.
Fucking poison the relationship unilaterally - all on her own, absolutely no help from you, she did it all. Then take that toxicity as an excuse t bail. Complete unwillingness to take responsibility for her actions.
Her friends sound like vacuous spineless cunts too. Fuck the lot of them.
Not all women though.
>>708660975
Yeah, pretty much. I just go through each day trying my damnest to just get through the day and stay away from others; growing up, I was always told a person *has* to be social and such, which I found out to the contrary. You don't need the 'companionship' society tries to shove down our throats. What's more, is that being an 'adult' is really just about what you said + paying for things you don't truly own, while having more freedom to do things as you want, when you want, than you did when you were growing up. I frequently drink energy drinks, black coffee, and stay up until 2-3 AM playing vidya and browsing /b/. Couldn't do that before.
41. Heroin. Medic in the army. Trauma.
>>708655854
Life
>>708660954
On a serious note guys, how do you come back from this? I would wager a lot of us are going through this.
I haven't cared about a woman in two years. I even got the girl that ruined me back after the guy she left me for fucked her life up (i must be a prophet), and she was different than she was before, so it was like nothing.
>>708660975
>>708660954
Yes the mental injuries scar over, but they are there and like my man says, kill that capacity for more down the road. My shit is recent but I don't think I'll ever deeply love like I did my wife. Going to just become the best version of myself, fuck women as I go, and maybe when I'm 50 try to score my own young chick, and bang with Viagra til I croak at 60.
>>708661312
Ow and 29 years.
>>708656043
Dumb bitch lol
Post timestamp pussy or gtfo
20
Mother almost died from cerebral aneurism when i was 12, which made her decide to tell my conservative grandparents about her foreign friend (now step-father), which apparently was reason enough to ban us from the family, so i lost all family i had here and was left alone with my mom who has some slight mental issues, which worsen.
Also, Dad lives absolutely alone since i'm 6, i frequently visit him and watch him working and eating himself to death, wondering why he hasn't got a serious depression yet (probably religion, ... or me)
20
Depression
Still in it boys....
>>708657139
This.. yes
>>708661254
I've also become increasingly antisocial and short tempered as I grow. But dude the dark souls 3 update comes out tomorrow and friends wont matter at all.
>>708661056
I had a HS girl friend lie to me about something major, but the deception of cheating is more intense. Bring into it the fact we are married, no kids, great sex life, just built a brand new house, amazing travel...fucking unbelievable someone would throw it away b/c they were bored at work. Its not human. I wish it happened at 22 with a girlfriend vs 31 with a wife. Cause then you just cheat back like you said or roll. As a 31 yr old, it involves courts and cops and arguments and all kinds of shit.
On the bright side - I'm basically fucking off from society for the next year b/c I've got money saved she isn't getting in the divorce. Party, girls, drugs, travel is the agenda.
>>708655854
18
Life
>>708660019
>and looking out for yourself is shunned as 'being selfish' because people can't control you if you do.
fucking how can such wise words end up here
i wish you good luck, m8
>>708655854
24
Had a heart attack and was trying to decide what my last thoughts should be before I died... I ended up thinking about a nice memory of walking in the sun with someone close to me.. It was sad and happy at the same time.
It was hard because the person in the memory was beside me crying on the phone to emergency services... It was hard to concentrate on having good thoughts.
Seemed like it lasted ages but it probably didn't. I eventually realized I was likely going to be fine and just waited for the ambulance while trying to calm her down....
It makes me sad every time I think about it. And it makes me worry about my heart. It hurts quite often when I exert myself now. Nitrates help the pain but they give me headaches instead.
>>708660954
Pretty sure one of the things she hated about you is how much of a self-entitled arrogant faggot you are.
Present day
Clinton lies and election theft
>>708656043
u stated that u r a girl to get special attention. u better post tits or gtfo
>>708661612
i mean, it happened to me with my hs gf. i'm 29 and been with my gf for 4 years, we have an apt together. she did cheat on me and i cheated back, and we're still together.. is it the right decision? not sure. i've never been sure if two people were meant to be together without anyone else their entire lives, but i did feel better about it.. it was actually really awesome, i forgot how other girls felt.
anyway, best of luck to you man and they say everything happens for a reason. maybe it wasn't meant to be, maybe there is someone better waiting for ya
18
expectations towards me from the rest of humanity
>>708661603
Same, minus the short-tempered part. I've become more tolerant of being 'inconvenienced,' almost to the point of not reacting at all.
>>708661734
Thanks. It just came to me as I was imagining having to talk to certain relatives after having not in such a long time (evangelists), and then one of them asking why I don't have a wife and kids yet despite being 27.
>You don't want kids? You're so selfish!
>There's nothing 'selfish' about wanting to focus on self-improvement instead of popping out children.
29
Getting held a gun point from some cartel guys while buying weed and coke at port during a Carnival cruise.
>>708661061
Years of occasional entries about how much she hated me and I annoyed her, with no explanation.
>>708661336
Bump, I need a solution to fix my brain.
>>708661746
Oooo someone is salty! Drop your body fat % and maybe you'll finally find a boyfriend you foreveralone bitch.
>>708660222
>>all women can internalise their own transgressions
The word you were looking for was "rationalize."
>>708655854
well that would be Jim Beam for 25$ and Johnnie Walker Red Label for 33$, wew lad
>>708661736
>>Nitrates help the pain but they give me headaches instead.
How are your boners though
>>708661950
Dear fucking Christ. This infuriates me to levels once thought to be unreachable by man.
My family thinks I'm crazy for not capturing a brood-sow and pumping 11 kids into her before I'm 30.
People should be properly financially and mentally equipped to raise a child BEFORE they raise a child. Not after the first one when you're 16.
Fuck me tenders I hate young parents.
>>708662306
30
Watched dad die in front of me
>>708655854
23
Love
>>708655854
I got hit in the head with a rock by a 12 year old when I was about 7
>>708655854
age 17 I got cancer of the stomach
>>708662306
>How are your boners though
Raging clue!
>>708661932
20 here and I feel you bro
>>708662421
>young parents
And they wonder why they're always broke. Just the sheer cost of BRINGING a child into the world, not to mention trying to raise it, should be enough to deter *anyone* from doing that.
>>708661885
Cheers. We'll see.
Can't kill myself but part of me is interested in seeing how fucked I can get and if I end up dead in a gutter, so be it.
>>708655854
28.
Toss up between best friend dieing of cancer aged 19 or me getting herpes 6 months ago.
44 now.
Bad childhood, divorce, job loss and a previous partner killed themselves while we were together
>>708662306
My staying hard after nutting game is strong with the nitrates.
Although this reminds me of another time I thought I was dying. I never realized you can't take cialis with nitrates.
I collapsed in the shower after trying to jerk off. Found out later that day that I almost died because of the lack of oxygen in my brain due to the extreme low blood pressure caused by the cialis, nitrates and boner combo.
>>708662564
That stupid bitch still has the spoon held down.
>>708662696
And people pay good money for the passout/ejaculation combo. You're luck as fuck. Quit your whining.
31.
Been cheated on by every long term girlfriend I've ever had.
Still, on the plus side it's taught me all I need to know about women.
>>708662674
Herpes isn't that bad. Most girls have it. When I get into a real relationship, I wait about 6 months and blame it on her and insisting I didn't need to wear a condom.
>>708662624
Not to mention cost difference of raising a child in the last two generations and this generation. Breeding licences should be a thing.
>>708662674
Recovering from gonorrhea here. Nothing like shooting blood rockets in the morning.
>>708662918
Absolutely. I'd rather be single and moderately wealthy than a father/husband and painfully poor.
>maybe open my own bar
>with blackjack and hookers
>>708662897
I've been having outbreaks once a month though, reckon I'm gonna need to go on suppressive treatment
>>708655854
26
Benzo withdrawal
22
about two year ago I got into a bad car wreck and almost kill my friend and I.
about a month down the road from that I got sued by the company I was working for.
maybe about half a month later my gf at the time and myself due to simply growing apart.
Lost Everything. My money, my job, my car, my girl. Ended up saying fuck it and went to Yosemite National Park to work and live out of a tent. Every employee there was just a glorified hippie. Partied every night in the mountains and met plenty of girls and new people. Shit was cash
47.
Worst Experience? A YLYL thread on /b
>>708655854
20.
Being blamed by my family when I was around 3 or 4 when my dad had his first MS attack, because he shit himself and everyone thought it was my fault for running to the bathroom because I needed to piss.
Now I'm his caretaker since all those people who pretended to care about him left me alone with him, and if I leave he'd die pretty fast, since he gets an MS attack while out in the snow or in the heat when I leave him alone for even a day.
Meanwhile it got out that I'm suicidal so my mom, who divorced him when I was 3, constantly calls me while drunk to say "Your dad is such an amazing man, you can't suicide, you need to take care of him" while my dad tells me "If you're suicidal then stick yourself in the oven, you're excited to go to hell anyways" because I'm an atheist.
I kinda just read fantasy and physics books all day and help when needed.
23
Got a C on a paper once, still have nightmares about it.
>>708663012
Are you me?
I currently own a late night pizza joint with a pal of mine, but literally all I want is a smal metal bar with like one other bartender. Which is impossible here in the south. I just want to run a bar.
>>708663057
That sucks. I have my initial outbreak for around 2 months, then a couple for a week or two during the following yeah. Nothing since. Occasionally I get sore skin where the head and shaft meet. Nothing bad enough for girls to insist on a rubber.
24. Its probably a toss up between watching my best friend deteriorate under the emerging symptoms of onset schizophrenia, and the stress of practically being his shrink while he still battled with drug addiction and refused medical help out of paranoia. I was about 21, had no fucking idea what I was doing, was scared and stressed for a long time.
Or when I was 17, I was told that my younger brother molested my 2 year old sister. Coming home for the first time after he was moved in with my Dad and feeling how empty the house was. The first few times seeing him after and realising that my brother had died, and that he'd never be the same person he was again, for himself or to me. The handful of times Ive watched my mum sob over it. Those are the worst things so far.
>>708662634
i've been there man.. and i'm not trying to trivialize what you are going through. it's shit and no one knows your exact situation. i think about it like this.. how weak would i be if i let a girl who fucked around on me end my life. you'd have to be pretty pathetic. am i right? fuck her man, your life is about you and some cheating bitch isn't enough to put you in the gutter is it?
>>708663072
I feel lucky there. I was on 6mg (3 bars) of alprazolam a day for 6 years and was cut off cold turkey after a suicide attempt. No withdrawals at all.
32 Some anon este my Dick witb a 3
>>708663302
Nah; I was just kidding. I really just want to live and work abroad, permanently.
>>708655854
21
didn't actually experience nothing to severe
got beat up by a bunch of football hooligans twice (i have a cig burnmark on the back of my neck due to one of these encounters) but both times they lost interest when i went limp after few kicks on me
went through mild depression but managed to wave off any medication and went out of it by changing my environment radically
one bad trip on some synthetic shit during woodstock festival in Poland
pretty much that's all - i have a comfy life
>>708663608
Fair enough. I just like being awake at 3 in the morning, heavy metal, cigarettes, and whisky. Maybe I'll be an assassin or something.
30 alcholic crazy mother.Moved out when i was 13. After that my life got pretty good and i cant really complain .
>>708663670
Slav white nigger
and normie to that
fuck off
>>708655854
24. brain damage.
>>708663274
fucking Asians
>>708662206
First step to not being a self-entitled asshole is to realize you're one. Will definitely improve your relationships more than anything else.
>>708663072
how long and how much a day?
same goes to all addicts.
I was on 100mg morphine a day for over a year
>17
>experienced several months of psychosis after bad trip
>depersonalization, mild schizophrenia, anxiety attacks, and paranoia.
>did not resort to pills
>therapist for some time
>breathing techniques
>just now regaining hold of reality
>respect your drugs
>don't do them if you have serious problems
> lol I fucked my shit up for a while
>>708663498
So I've thought a lot about that. And when I got put on the lexapro and xanax after the affair, I considered suicide but realized that was knee-jerk and pathetic.
But part of my situation is I was always straight A, no drugs, minimal drinking, honest, did the right thing. Shit I was a federal agent for years, well respected, all that. And literally within 5 months, I went from all that to unemployed, divorced, crashing in my parent's house, memory fragmentation from the benzos, and just kind of a shell of my former self. So its not like "he ended up dead over a lying woman"...it's more like 'whats the fucking point anyways?' Most people go through life without planning anything, just do what they want, have fun, get by. I worked to do everything right and by the book and I still end up getting walked out of my house in cuffs like some white trash.
Basically saying I'm going to live how most have been in their 20s, and if it ends, so what. Not aiming for that, but the self-preservation thing is gone. Which was a strange but interesting experience. I stood on the roof of a building I was touring last week (went to Europe to get away for a bit), and looked down into the courtyard 12 stories down...normally I'd get the weird chest feeling and light feet thing when one looks down from heights. I felt nothing, no fear of the drop or whatever. It was surreal.
>>708664178
Entitled?
She called me her best friend. Said she loved me. We shared tons of memories that I thought were great, only to learn that she hated being around me. She put a knife in my fucking back and made me question every relationship I've ever had.
Yes I'm an asshole. Because I loved too much and got hurt for it. So don't you fucking talk to me about entitlement.
38. Just moved to America. Life is complicated, I killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different.
25
the realization that nobody I have in my life can be bothered to help better myself, no matter how small the change in need or inconvenience to them.
>>708663511
Dude that's a miracle. I'm ~6 months off a 3 year 6-8mg/day habit and i still have terrible rebound anxiety
>>708664505
Ah the simple life of a human trafficker. Better times...
>>708664505
Ever get the urge to go bowling?
>>708655854
>over the course of half a decade, do some wetwork
>always wake up in the middle of the night at the smallest sound, expecting the cops to bust into my room or worse, some vigilante who somehow found me.
At least I don't remember my dreams, but life is pretty rough these days.
>>708664505
That sounds like an average day of working for Chase Bank, tbh.
>>708664465
Sounds liberating actually. The chains of society just fell right off for you and now you don't answer to anything.
27, Got whacked in the face with a golf club
Jaw broken in three places, cracked both cheek bones, luckily only lost one tooth. Couldn't eat solid food for months. PTSD afterwards
>>708655854
22
A girl smoked pot in my house and started to freak. She told me she was thinking of stabbing my friend who was there at the time. She wanted to leave the house and go to the hospital.
Worst experience so far.
>>708661736
It must be really shitty having to think of the last thing you think before you die..
>>708655854
37
I was the one who sabotaged most of the fire exits when the planes hit 9/11
>>708665718
Guessing you work for the Clinton campaign now?!?
>>708665416
Oh and experiencing Malaria and truly coming face to face with my own mortality.
Don't be stubborn kids.
>>708662248
internalise also works you tragic pedantic cunt.
>>708664809
Oh, and I'm 39.
33. Being born.
>>708656543
you got serotonin sydnrome?? greentext it plz
>>708656165
fuckin niggers, man
>>708655854
36. My cousin was murdered in 2011, my best friend this past June, 6 days before my birthday.
Both are currently unsolved.
>>708657098
what were you in for
>>708655854
19.
Mom came home one day when I was 5 and told me my dad didn't care for any of us anymore and she took me and my brother to our new apartment (he was 3).
Didn't see dad for a long time. Turns out she was keeping his letters and calls from us.
Charged with sexual harassment and almost put on the sex offender registry at 9. I told a girl in my class to go suck a dick after she got done making fun of my "broken family".
>>708664383
underage b&?
>>708658531
This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read, my buddy's Seargent got an honorable discharge instead of jail for that shit because of his service record and it was accidental. The army knows if you fucking breathe out of line, it also sounds like you learned everything in your post from bad war movies or video games. And the shit about "it fires the same round so they don't know" is complete bullshit.
>>708666499
Truth man
>>708655854
36
Femur crushed by about 1.25 tons of concrete.
>>708655854
28
Unbeknownst to me. I had sex with gf anally and she had severe IBS and diarrhea. I had to burn the sheets.
>>708657529
shit old timer, story time
>>708655854
age 19
Cuckolded. Tried it first time about a month ago. i never thought it would happen to me. I've always made fun of beta cucks, always felt alpha so couldnt believe it could happen to me... Fuck this shit....
>>708655854
15
Being on 4chan for almost 3 years now
23
Literal torture
>>708655854
35
Death of my 4 dogs one by one. They were my family and i'd have died for any of them.
Or the only real friend i ever had dying of cancer. Didn't realise how much i truly fucking loved him until he died.
12 years, 1 month & 3 days without you and i'm still thinking of you every single day my friend.
>>708666974
Greentext pls
>>708666658
So, lemme get this straight, you'd "date" a girl who wouldn't willing shit on your cock on command?
>>708664877
Yeah a bit. Half my thoughts are towards what kind of adventures I can get into. I am very grateful and fortunate that I saved a not insignificant amount of money and can basically do what I want to some degree. The other half is lamenting the loss of my best friend and the life we built. Shitty place to be in like the body/mind is not in equilibrium and fights me constantly.
>>708666746
Story
42, Becoming a primary school teacher
>>708663145
You mean a trap and shota thread on b
>>708666439
>put on the sex offender registry at 9
that's not how that works.
>>708666719
he wrote that post 102 minutes ago. I think he's likely gone.
>>708656165
Should have called the moon man and got triple k mafia insurance
>>708655854
I'm 22 years old
Laced weed and breaking up with my gf of 4 years
>>708664505
Wanna go bowling?
>>708663265
If u need a friend to talk to im here.
25 male
2 months of Norwegian airforce boot camp when i was 19
>>708666867
Banned homie
>>708667665
It's state by state and some laws are pretty messed up. In my state urinating in public can make you a sex offender.
Was 15, stole a bottle of moms 36% alcohol (pineapple vodka) sitting alone in my room I drank 3/4 of the bottle over about 15 minutes, I waited a while and went to piss..and I could hardly walk. As I was stumbling back to my room my parents asked if I was OK and if I needed help..in a very angry manner..I said no and said goodnight, entered my room and texted a few people passed out..some time in the night I faintly waking up and moving like a worm..I wake up that morning to the noise of my dog licking vomit off the floor as I slosh around in it on my bed.. because I have a 3/4th inch foam pad on my bed I was literally sloshing around in it.. long story short it ruined my bed thing and I just had to pay my mom back for the alcohol..(lesson learned) I gag every time I hear or smell alcohol now.
>>708658481
Underrated post
>>708657795
>Forgetting about thr past will help you make your life better
Melanials actually believe this
26
My life
27
my life. Probably working minimum wage for the rest of it
>>708666867
Leave now and never come back, please, for the love of god get a hobby, exercise, get a nice haircut, take care of your hygiene, learn an instrument, do good in school, join a frat in college, party you're ass of but get good grades, do what makes you happy. PLEASE, FUCK THIS LIFE FUCK 4CHAN and all the pathetic instant gratification it gives, stop fapping, go outside and smile at the sun. This is you're future self. Please, please... if you ignore this, by the age of 21 you will hate your life and wake up every morning thinking of suicide.
>>708658481
/thread
>>708668317
Thx Mate
27.
Seems like this whole existence has been a shit show, I debate about ending it every night. That way I at least end it on my own terms.
>>708668010
wow, your life is really hard. i feel so bad for you
>>708655854
38
2 strokes. Both really painful. First one when I was 22, left no damage and no loss of function. 2nd stroke took out some vision, memory, sleep pattern, shit like that.
Aftermath of the second stroke by far the worst thing I have experienced and still experiencing.
>>708664505
lol this is the edgiest thing ive heard a 12 year old write
>>708658761
Yeah, liberals...
>>708667665
? In a non-fucked up state yeah.
>>708658436
Boys, this is why you don't marry someone with whome you don't have a lot of priorities in common. Like if they want kids and you don't (or vice versa), get the fuck out.
Getting in touch with my biological dad
>>708666658
sounds hot
>>708655854
27, and my wife is pregnant by a nigger
>yes divorce is incoming
>still feels bad
ive had a lot of fucked up things happen in my life. heres a recent one.
>my drunk buddy bought a house somehow and live on his own
>i move in
>2 months ago on a saturday hes piss loaded and has a date (yeah hes a real winner).
>2 cars in the driveway, pontiac grand prix and a hyundai accent.
>being a good guy i tell him im gonna drive him to meet this girl
>car wont start, cant get it started.
>decide to push the grand prix out of the way so we can take the accent
>he lives on a really really steep hill
>car rolls out of control and runs over my foot as i try to stop it
>car ghost rides down this steep hill
>swipes the rear of my neighbors van
>goes onto next guys lawn and rips little tree up
>goes down a slight hill in the yard
>smashes right through the next neighbours NEW front deck and wedges itself in the front door smashing it inward
>no insurance on vehicle
i have 100 more stupid stories like this if interest. my life is fucked
>>708669719
hahaha
>>708664505
your cousin is a faggot.
>>708669795
Yea, I know...
>>708669771
how much did you pay for that?
>>708669795
nice way to show support
>>708670300
chin up dood. If she's cheating on you like that then she's obviously not worth it. You'll do far better than her I'm sure
>>708670455
Judge people better.
>>708669155
Jesus fuck man, is it something genetic causing the strokes?
I'm sorry for you. I couldn't imagine.
>>708670454
ok so this turned out weird. for one the first neighbour in whos van was hit seemed to want no attention at all. from what i could see the guy more than likely sells coke or something. my buddy fixed the van for him. the house we hit cost just under 4000 to fix, his deck was wrote. the funny thing i all this happened at night and not one person heard it/came outside. i even had my old man pull the car out of buddys yard with his truck. the next day i went to a salvage yard and found the same color grand prix (the odds of that?) and bought the front bumper, fenders and hood. you'd never know the car was smashed
>>708655854
Middle age.
Witnessing the rise of nigger "Culcha" culminating in a coon in the White House
in a
>>708671080
you got lucky
any other stories?
>>708655854
45.
Broke my neck when I was a junior in high school .
>>708662892
They're all like that. Difference being, some of us find out about it, some of us don't or prefer not to.
>>708663782
>Maybe I'll be an assassin or something.
the fucking cringe man,pls control yourself
>>708663782
Underslept alcoholic failure more like.
>sounds like me tho 100%
>>708659086
Hi newfriend
20 lost mind lost in fights 100 fights later cant dream feel like a coconut but im maori girls in town like me tho lol
>>708670829
has to be genetic, was adopted so all other options have been tested negative. on blood thinners daily to prevent it from happening again, but the universe is hostile. They give me 3-5 years till I have another. I went 15 if years from the first stroke to this last one, and I've only gotten older so probability is pretty high.
I just hope I don't lose anymore function, like mobility, intellect or personality. Or long term memory. Although I am starting to lose some long term memory due to scar tissue. They told my family and I to treat it sorta like alzhiemers, over time more memory could slip.
But, to be fair, as shitty as all this is, I know there are people out there who have it worse than I do. Right now, my dick still works, I can still wipe my own ass, and to look at me you'd no idea anything was really wrong, till you see me having a hard time making eye contact, or walking around. Thanks anon.
>>708658531
stop blogging faggot
>i killed a mother and child in zagreb
wasnt so hard,was it?
Found out one of my best friends for over 10 years had been backstabbing and lying to me all that time, he admitted and said he 'just wanted to know how it felt to ruin someones life.' My wife was pregnant from him at the time (I didn't know untill then she was cheating on me).
My wife had a history of drug use, I force-fed her MDMA while she slept. She lived and got sent to rehab, the kid died. To this day she doesn't know what happens and I hope she rots away in agony for the rest of her worthless life.
I killed said 'friend' with an icepick at his 'home' (he's a squatter). Stabbed him over 50 times, dumped his corpse in the river.
I put the icepick in a block of concrete and dumped it in a river somewhere in Germany. Can't go into too many details obviously.
I hugged his mom at the funeral and cried on her shoulder.
My life is still ruined but I got my revenge. I'm considering 'dating' his soon to be turned-out drug addict sister and abuse her as much as I can.
>>708672793
this is some mason verger tier shit
>>708672793
Forgot my age, early 30s
28
Being put on the register for not accepting I was a victim of underage sex.
Yup, they do that if you don't wave the fucking victim card and tell everyone it wasn't as bad as you all keep telling me you THINK it is. It wasn't bad at all, tbh.
Keep that up for a couple of years past your 18th and they discredit you and wreck your life with that dickmove.
>>708672793
Sure thing pal
hahaha nice that was funny as fuck
>>708656043
I'm a girl btw
>>708655854
12. Love.
>>708658261
Get a prenump. If she sticks with you for 30 years, then get the prenuptial agreement removed.
>>708661612
dont believe the >bc she was bored
it is her way of explaining her actions,women rationalize stuff like this.
it might just be the explanation she gave you,or the one she accepted for herself to somehow rid herself of the guilt.
She wasnt just bored,she wanted that boss's dick,because he had something you didnt,authority,power,whatever.
or even worse,she did it for the novelty
>>708657442
Isn't there no parole for lifers? Isn't that the point of life terms?
>>708668010
Oh god, I needed that laugh, Thank you.
21
coming to the realization that my mum is kind of fucked up. thought she was a happy and dignified woman when i was a child but over the years came to learn the realization that she is depressed and think she might have some mental disorder (for example only a year ago i learned that she abused the family pet).
it's tough as shit because i love her, but i almost feel as though she isn't the same person anymore. i am deathly afraid that one day i'll come home to find her uconscious in the bath with an empty bottle of pills or something next to her.
>>708655854
29
Testicular torsion.
I was close to killing myself
>>708664466
This is the gayest shit I ever saw
>>708671311
yeah heres one off the top of my head
>when i was like 17 (im 31 now)
>chilling in parents basement drinkin with a few friends
>we break out the phone and start pranking people drunk
>later on around 11 some old dude answers the phone
>me: your cat is on my fence
>crazy old guy: what?
>me: you heard me
>hes confused and hangs up
>my buddy decides to call the guy back with the same prank but added "im gonna kill it!"
>crazy fuck loses his mind, turns out they have a cat and its been missing recently
>crazy fuck is loaded drunk BTW
>proceeds to call us back all night wasted (we called him a couple times too pretending to be police)
>we eventually call it a night and turn off the cell phone.
>next morning we get up, turn the phone on and instantly starts ringing (no joke)
>its him
i honestly forget what happened after that but i know my buddy pranked him a few more times from a pay phone. long story short the guy went to the police, we all got in trouble and had to "write a letter of apolog" and meet the guy and his wife. they gave us a huge sob story on how she has cancer and they thought we stole their cat.
>>708673528
Oh I don't believe it. I think her giving that "reason" is her way to trying to avoid the fact that she either has borderline personality disorder or otherwise some sociopathic compartmentalization tendencies.
Unfortunately, I think it was for the novelty...
So, fuck everyone, basically. Life is a joke so let's have a laugh.
>>708661311
I love heroin
Life sucked before it and it sucks when I'm not on it
29
>>708671311
and in case you're wondering the lame prank was
>you: your cat is on my fence
>random: what? i dont have a cat
>me: i dont have a fence
>long pause
we really called the wrong fuckin guy that night. he was loaded and like terrorised us all night
26
Literally killed my elderly neighbor with my garage band. Felt bad, man.
>>708661512
Wait until you're 30.
It gets realllll fun then.
23
-buying drugs in a space toilet in the tender loin of San Fransisco
-almost pimped out by tweaker
-missing while shooting up
most drug/homeless related.
don't do heroin yall
>>708674605
i had the same habbit for many years anon. gotta give that up man. it was hard but i havent touched it in 2 and a half years. i smoke like an OZ of pot a week now but whatever its better then bangin needles
>>708656165
did you survive?
>>708674107
>>708674606
Fucking kek at the lame prank and outcome
>>708655854
>15
Spent my first day on vacation in LA emergency room because my knee got ripped up. 8 Hours of waiting in the ER only to allowed to watch Kim fucking Impossible marathon. Another 2 hours of dealing with a dipshit medical student trying to stitch up my leg.
>17
Had a screw removed from my foot and was recovering from it. Couldn't as much touch my foot without being in the worst pain ever. This went on for 2 days.
>20
Mother committed suicide
>>708674489
well,you've learned your lesson...you have all this time now,you can rethink your life and all,figure out a philosophy of life.
Just dont overdo with the hedonism and drugs.
You dont want to end up worse of a person after this.
although you're not in the mindset of giving a fuck about stuff like that right now
Test
>>708669795
heheh
>>708658531
>serbian death squads
>shoots a mother and child
What does that make you?
>>708655854
20 Male, held my friend as he bled out after a drive by. Then his family and mine both disowned me saying it was my fault.
>>708655854
20 five minutes into a 9 hour packed international flight four seats in the middle I shat in my pants an entire (ENTIRE) Tacobell Supreme dinner.
>you do the math
>19
probably what I'm about to experience in the following years if things go smoothly, which is fixing up my fucked up psyche and getting rid of my psychological issues.
Also, from a objective standpoint, probably my birth since I was born 2 months early and I am completely healthy apart from having ADHD and self inflicted psychological issues.
>>708656043
>grill
>>708658531
Yeah alright Niko Bellic
>>708655854
Dutch femanon, now 29
Had sort of unconsious sex at age of 17, while really drunk, with a 5 year older guy
18, appendicitis, the pain would come and go over a period of months, it took a while to convince my parents to take me to the hospital
18
>Mom died last Christmas
>Recently got robbed by some Mexicans and now theyre stealing my identity
>Lower class been living off ramen and water
At least I'm not black
>>708655854
31.
dad died while I was on my exchange year, came back 4 years ago, I'm doing kind of ok now, but life hasn't been the same since. miss you dad.
>>708662892
lol cuck ass faggot
20
Having a needle inserted into a nerve.
>>708674861
Honestly, I've been suicidal since I was 12.
I'm not going to greentext it but my life is really a waste.
It is passionless and loveless and was like this long, long before smack.
I live alone now, so my next OD will take care of me.
>>708676286
I had this doctors sent me home 5 times before i got it removed this went on for a year bad pain I know
>>708655854
29
three friends committed suicide
first our dog, shortly afterwards my grandpa (who I grew up and lived with until 20) died
ex-gf ratted me out, after i broke up with her, because she cheated on me
8 months prison on three years probation because of forgery of documents and fraud
had 2 stalker women who, 1 tried to kill me
Getting blood on my shirt on 911 when a jumper landed 10ft from me. (not a first responder or from towers - just worked close to the towers)
>>708676123
tits or gtfo
>>708676630
forgot:
while on probation, police jumped me and beat me up and later told the court I had spat at them - when in court, one police officer said: he didn't do anything, we just wanted to have some fun
got free, but had to pay 600€ for an attorney for doing nothing
i had to wait 7(!) months for the court hearing and thought i'd go to prison for doing nothing - considered suicide many times
>>708659684
I also kek'd at that comment.
We have a similair sense of humour.
ok heres another suggestion then. its not much better but you'll be happier. MDMA
>>708657529
Wife having miscarriages isn't an issue
>I went to a live sex show in 'Dam
It was good. Fit as fuck blonde
little later, they asked for a volunteer
>You can do anything to her for 15 minutes
BUT
>We can do anything to you for 15 minutes
I volunteer and they pick me.
Fucking this worldy any which way. 15 ins later ... lights go off.
>I'm dragged off stage.
>Tied
>put on a couch.
Brought out to the crowd, naked, and tied to a couch.
HeAvY mEtAl music plays and
>slowly
a big, jacked, muscles-from-brussels, oiled nigger is lowered from the ceiling ...
>Worst 15 mins of my life. Sill had a boner though.
>>708663265
Dude you sound like an amazing guy. Keep going, learning, improving social skills most of all. Go /b/ro don't let anyone break you, you realise things about other people thru your experience, something most people don't.
>>708668138
He wasn't implying someone forget the past. He was implying that regretting it will get you nowhere. Fag.
>>708673924
Nudes of mum or pet
>>708660690
It never will be
>>708659226
My uncle kind of did the same until his 40ies, lived an unhappy life, no wife, just work and useless things to not think about his empty life. He found a wife when he was 45, now he's in his 60ies, they have three kids and life in a happy family house. Kind of helps me sometimes when I'm worried, because it shows that it's never too late to start having a happy life; you don't even need to fundamentally transform yourself to make it happen, just... persevere and get lucky. What you should do though is trying to invite the luck; go and find a job that puts you in contact with people; try and find a hobby that gives you at least a little bit of accomplishment from time to time. And don't forget you can do ANYTHING with your life, if everything sucks, save up for a year, go to Thailand and whore around, maybe you wouldn't even wanna an hero anymore after having spent so much time at the beach and in the sun.
>>708657354
Why? Also, ouch.
>>708660821
It will continue
>>708677721
I joined a gym and didn't make any friends or meet any people.
I just got anxious and quit after a few moths.
30/Neet
